Tank Biathlon : Air Intake Cover Edition

Russian Tank Biathlon is live streaming on youtube. There are normally 30 minute breaks between each race

>youtube.com/watch?v=wMYv_tALoUs

Currently raceing is
>azerbaijan/blue
>serbia/green
>belarus/red
>china/yellow

"wtf is this"
>legit tank race held in russia annually with assorted countries turning up to compete. All use t72b except indian uses their t-90 Bhishma and china use their type-96b

rules?
>Its a time race with a staggered start
>Start with a Slalom
>Then 3 main gun rounds at a tank target at 1600, 1700 and 1800 meters
>Lap of the track
>Pintle mounted hmg to shoot a helicopter target at 800-1000 meters
>Lap of the track
>Use coaxial machine gun to hit a man sized target at 600-800 meters.
>finale lap and finish

>Crews must fully dismount before shooting and then load the ammo into the tank
>Missing targets adds extra length to the lap after shooting.
>Some sections of the course have black and white posts that if hit, have a stop for 10 seconds penalty
>All hatchs must be closed for fireing excluding HMG of course (pleb crews seem to forget this alot)
>Crews do get a reserve tank in case of complete mechanical failure

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youtube.com/watch?v=2zJxZM9YEfw
youtu.be/EFDwnVn93XI?t=727
youtube.com/watch?v=YKXqJknGOHo
youtube.com/watch?v=mPyqsGp_bXE
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Highlights so far
>Several african nations running the tanks in high gear and getting stuck or destroying the engine
>zimbabwe cheer squad complete with drums and head dresses singing for an hour straight
>Myanmar crashing into a ditch
>Iran burning their tank down after forgetting to reopen the air intake after a water crossing
>zimbabwe stopping an having an ambulance attend them (ruski chat guessed a hand got pinched by an auto loader but nothing serious)
>zimbabwe some how opening the bottom hatch below the driver while traveling at 40 kmph
>Sudan doing a reverse iran and not closeing the air intake covers and completely flooding a T72
>Cuba going one better than both and flooding their tank and then on the next lap with thier reserve tank they flooded that one as well
>And even better Sudan did the same thing in the same race all while dragging it out to 58 minutes (average time is 20min, Russian and Chinese normally hit 17mins)


Competitors include
>serbia
>belarus
>china
>russia
>azerbaijan
>mongolia
>tajikistan
>kazakhstan
>kyrgyzstan
>iran
>venezuela
>armenia
>syria
>uganda
>laos
>myanmar
>sudan
>kuwait
>uzbekistan
>zimbabwe
>suba
>angola
>vietnam

Todays races
>1st div, No times provided looks like they are running first
azerbaijan/blue serbia/green belarus/red china/yellow

Kyrgyzstan /blue iran /green russia/red armenia/ yellow

>2nd div
12pm-1pm moscow time
uganda/ blue laos/green myanmar/red

5pm-6pm moscow time
kuwait/blue tajikistan/green

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1st Race finished
>1st Belarus 4/5 hits 22:17
>2nd China 3/5 hits 24:36
>3rd Serbia 3/5 hits 26:17
>4th Azerbaijan 0/5 hits 29:42+ a penalty they didnt stop for

Next race should be in about 20mins and should be the first race from the 2nd Divsion which will be
>uganda/blue
>laos/green
>myanmar/red

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Nice

>tfw >we would be in it if the fucking wessis didn't annex >us
ffs (>.

World Biathlon when

once the US instigates a war with Iran you'll have plenty of tanks biathloning around

Next Stream is up

>youtube.com/watch?v=2zJxZM9YEfw

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hello is this /chicks with panzers/?

yes, putin made anime real.
the opening event was 3 crews of russian woman running t-80u's
youtu.be/EFDwnVn93XI?t=727

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feels bad man

2nd Race finished
>1st Myanmar 3/5 hits 28:47
>2nd Uganda 2/5 36:27
>3rd Laos 0/5 hits 41:06

Myanmar doing a good job for 2nd division. Laos on the other hand got overtaken by god damn Uganda and hit 0 targets

Cant say when the next race is but maybe be the usual 30-40 minute wait. Ill post the link when it turns up.
should be the second race of the 1st division which is
>kyrgyzstan/blue
>iran /green
>russia/red
>armenia/ yellow

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Oh, that's what's going on. I saw something about this on a GuP themed twitter but it was in Japanese.

they are most likely having a two hour break and will be back 4-5 moscow time for the next to events. Ill post the links when they start.

Next 2 races will be
1st div
Kyrgyzstan /blue iran /green russia/red armenia/ yellow

2nd div
kuwait/blue tajikistan/green

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WE BACK BOYS

youtube.com/watch?v=YKXqJknGOHo

>kyrgyzstan/blue
>iran /green
>russia/red
>armenia/ yellow

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>Armenia 0/3 distance targets
How fucking embarrassing.

>Armenia can't fucking load their MG
bad to worse for them.

this shit is ebin.

Russian MoD stream is up and is better quality and doesn't go down between races

youtube.com/watch?v=mPyqsGp_bXE

3rd Race finished
>1st Russia 4/5 hits 19:12
>2nd Kyrgyzstan 3/5 hits 25:29
>3rd Armenia 0/5 hits 27:48
>4th 3/5 hits 28:37
Today we learnt when facing an armenian tank the safest thing you can do is stand perfectly still. Thoughts and prayers to the russian crew who missed a shot and hit a post, i hope the gulags arent to hard on you. Iran did better than last time even if they lost to a team how took literally every penalty they could.

Next race should be in 30 minutes or so and will be the 2nd race of Div 2
>kuwait/blue
>tajikistan/green
Recommend you jump over to the russian MoD stream for a more stable broadcast and no downtime between races youtube.com/watch?v=mPyqsGp_bXE

The finale race of yesterday treated us to 4 destroyed tanks between 2 teams so hopes are high for this one.

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WE BACK BOYS
Finale race of the day

>kuwait/blue
>tajikistan/green

youtube.com/watch?v=mPyqsGp_bXE

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>Iran did better than last time

They're just deploying a smoke screen to fend off any laser-guided ATGMs

this is actually pretty cool

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well it appears tajikistan did something horrendously wrong loading their ammo and was so bad/dangerous they are swapping tanks. I just waiting to see a cook off live on youtube

Who maintains the tanks? Are they supplied by the competition and the countries just send teams, or are the tanks shipped from the competitors military stock?

the majority are maintained and supplied by russia, You can bring your own like china and indian (when they competed). Some dont even operate this model of tank. Uganda has only ww2 hand down tank and they are here doing better than these guys

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4th and finale race is finished
>1st Kuwait 0/5 hits 36:33
>2nd Tajikistan 1/5 48:35

Pretty standard(shit) run from div 2 except by tajikistan trying to go full nuclear for the whole world to see by loading their ammo wrong.

Thats all the races for today. Tomorrow is the finale heats and will have one 1st div race and two 2nd div races and then semi finales in a few days.

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