/cric/ - The Cricket Edition

pretty sure that's what my boss wears and he's literally a triathlete

On mobile and CBF linking, but for off trail shoes i swear by Icebug, got put onto them when my old man was training with Steve Gurney and those types of adventure runners.

RE - rings, Navea & Sloan is a good call by whoever suggested that, I had a huge crush on one of the designers there when my bro was dating one of her mates. Aside from that, their work is top notch.

just did a poo lads

chucking a piss on the cards

fuk da pigz

>listening to shitspouter for running shoe advice
might as well listen to sebbesity for legal advice while you're at it.

waiting for the cricket lads

shan't give actual legal advice itt lads
don't want to incorrectly convey the idea that an attorney-client relationship exists

I was the one asking, dumb arse

>being shitspouter

the worst feeling in the world

answering your own questions now?
that's a pretty sebbo thing to do too.

Based shitspouter accepting lawncunts fight challenge.

literally have never answered my own questions lads

might as well ask josh for heterosexual dating advice while you're at it

I'm the only person smart enough to answer my questions

the coward Joe Root

fair actually.

main event at the inaugural /cric/ poosonality celebrity boxing showdown at Avondale RSA

Think that’s why he’s asking about trail running shoes - gonna put in some hill work for cardio.

he won't last 30 seconds mate, cardio is irrelevant

MAIN CARD

Sebbo "Fatguts" Sebbesity vs Joshy "120kg NEET" Reynolds in a super heavyweight clash

Zachy "she's asking for it" Bowden vs Richo "icecream truck" Bicho in a battle to clear their besmirched name

Seething "seething" Kiwi vs Seething "seething" Curry in a lightweight bout to decide the true king of seethe

Daniel "one date" Hay vs Hugh "based" Hughes in a lightweight battle for the ultimate prize: love

and presenting your main event
Lawncunt vs Shitspouter for the unified heavyweight title King of Cric

>Avondale RSA
I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist on Korakuen Hall mate. Really, really, really want to have the gang go run a train on Ruru afterwards.

literally fapping right now
Angela White, what a broad

consider yourself lucky to be included at all you stupid fat cunt.

>the superheavies aren't the main event
dropped
>zachy/richo isn't billed as the bantamweight event that it is

>94658974
funny stuff mate

havent made any of these jokes before

just stay away from her politics. fucking radioactive glow-in-the-dark hyperliberal bullshit. she's great for saying she wants to feel your foreskin rolling back and forth inside her ass, but as a wannabe politician she makes you want to vomit.

preferred it when she just did softcore tbqh
this gaping double anal malarkey just isn't for me

>isn't included
seething nobody kek

give me one reason why we shouldn't bump woakes to 3 and shove root to 4

because it won't make a difference
Aussie 5-0

>this gaping double anal malarkey just isn't for me
gaping is fine as long as it's not prolapse shit
i stopped liking double anything when i hit about 20

>i stopped liking double anything when i hit about 20
what about double bacon cheeseburgers

>5-0
based english summertime finna hit hard at headingley

>i stopped liking double anything when i hit about 20
20 stone?

you mean rain?

don't worry lad i sure don't want to know about a pornstar opinion lol

ye

Just bet my lawn on shitspouter.

double breakfast?

>i stopped liking double anything when i hit about 20
what about double decker taco Supremes

t. shitspouter

>i stopped liking double anything when i hit about 20
because of double chin?

Fuck off you sad miserable fat cunt, whose gimmick are you going to steal next?

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Embarrassing stuff really.

>/cric/ is black
well that's fresh

woman only good for sexy time she not allowed own opinions

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zachy b aka the grim rapist

>fatguts is still seething from the time ruru poster BTFO him

long as they're economically and socially right of centre they can have all the opinions they want

don't really watch this type of stuff too

you are so fucking unfunny you boring obese shit

Think he thought we’d forget KEK

oh my he really is copping it

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ahh yes, my fellow brownies.

if girls weren't allowed to have an opinion, how would every girl on the planet be repulsed by fatguts?

wasn't there for that, give me some pointers so I can look it up in the archive

never happened

>no-game-on /cric/ used to devolve into Daniel-posting
>now it devolves into fatcunt-posting
dark, grim times.

The large and in charge New Zealand

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absolutely creasing that rurucunt is this BTFO over having it suggested that based sebbo and friends would run a train on his precious soapland whore

western poorope literally MOGGED by Big Strong NZ

looks thin and weedy when compared to britain's sheer BULK

>germany controls france
>north island controls the south island
yes this is realistic

iirc it was the same day he got btfo by zachy. he thought ruru poster was his e-buddy and kept asking questions about the brothel and why they didn't allow foreigners or people who dont speak japanese and ruru poster made a joke about how they want to avoid fatcunts like him showing up. cant remember the exact thread but it was during the india home series, he got BTFO a lot that day and never recovered

funny how rurucunt doesn't post his favourite slag in /cric/ anymore

i

wonder

why

that

might

be

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/90009696/#90009852

.implying that was only once

England is like a fat little turd

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kek

based monty

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BTFOing fatguts has become instinctual. we don't even notice we're doing it anymore

>that's all it takes to """BTFO""" someone
yikes lads i reckon i'm BTFOing you all right now

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>hes gone into damage control mode again

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*rises out of the ocean*

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>sebbo beach cricket
hey i made that thread haha
fat cunt.

kek

>he's putting on le shitposting face again

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oh nonono

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what's that speck up the top? is that our sovereign land?

he's blindly lashing out lads

>he's blindly lashing out lads

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you know you're fucked when all you've got is greentexting what others say kek

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new caledonia my geographically challenged friend

neat. is that the one France blew up

>desperately tries to seethe with the lads
you will NEVER be accepted here

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>nah, obese and cancerous
KEK

imagine actually being an antipoodean lads

fatguts mc shatbutts btfo lads

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imagine not being an antipodean lads
grim.

oh nonono

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>Jones pointed out the majority of players in the match were under 20 and ill-equipped to deal with someone of Archer’s pace and skill.
lel

>sebbomics have become so popular that they're getting parodied
yep
reckon i'm part of the lifeblood of this thread now lads

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sebbo seething again that he's not a based ausgod or kiwi and will NEVER fit in with us lads

>le anzac alliance seethes again
kek
KEK
K E K

K E K

E

K

not liking these Posts of Extremely Low Quality and rule violations by sebum lads

second dinner on the cards

heading out the melbourne night market soon lads
gonna eat so much

what's that?

melbourne unibro? have fun lad

I forget every single year

market in melbourne thats held at night
thanks mate, nah i don't go to uni. the missus wanted to go

not turning off the filter as enjoyable as it would be to see a certain man flopping about ITT as I have been led to believe is happening

going to pop the question there mate?

only posts you need to see are the ones BTFOing him, his inane pathetic attempts at damage control are just sad. you're doing the right thing keeping the filter on lad

nah mate, only been together 4 months

he could hide the ring on one of those spirally potato things

bottle of red and spag bol on the cards lads.

ive only ever seen those things on the tv at nz griggy matches

hopefully they have them at the market

reckon you need to be going out for at least six months or be living together to be able to call her the missus, just me though

can of tuna, rice and a tall water on the cards lads

i've never seen one irl

its just another term for a girlfriend mate

reheated chicken breast and microwaved veggies on the cards lads

in love with this girl from my lecture lads

aren't we all mate

fat balding creep from one of my lectures won't stop looking at me lads

u should defiantly ask her out mate

>defiantly
kek

I remember this KEK

may do Friday

sounds bold

know this feel lad
can't stop loving the girls at my uni who wear skin tight leather pants.

Don't care that we're becoming a Chinese vassal state if it means we keep getting cute chink girls emigrating here tbqhwyf

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good luck

*defiantly asks you out*

poocastle poof in I reckon

Chinese qts love white guys too

90% of them are gross, especially the ones at pooni

women from china are disgusting and smell like piss and fish

sheddy you here m8?

hot!

only when they open their legs mate

that's all they're good for mate

>Mickey Arthur's time as Pakistan's head coach will come to a close next week with the PCB deciding against renewing his contract. It's not just Arthur. The board's decision will mean that nearly the entire coaching staff of the senior men's team - batting coach Grant Flower, bowling coach Azhar Mahmood, and fitness trainer Grant Luden - will not have their contracts extended.

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RIP Pookistan cricket

grim

looks smoll

this chinese girl i used to date, her hair smelt of stale chip oil
awhile after we stopped dating, i popped a huge boner when i walked into a greek-run chippy and got a sniff

that's what your mum said AWW GOTTEM

that fat saffar cunt wasn't doing any favours for them

not corrupt enough?

no you didn't
fuck off

imagine seething so much you forgot your (you)

meanwhile bangas have vettori and the coach south africa had during their bowling dominance

so true

he even admitted in the past he was just orbiting her

Jesus imagine her mass if he was the orbiter

Honestly he might be better if he was corrupt, at least he would actually care about something

>firing Mickey Arthur
Grim
I guess the mullah inzamam is staying on as national selector

yeah fair call probably more akin to the planetoid that rendered Venus uninhabitable

kek that's actually a good one

he's the real issue

Micky Arthur is a good coach. didn't do much wrong with Australia

>Arthur
>Good

Now thats taking the mickey

wasn't responsible for what happened with Australia

BASED fucking neighbours putting pics of the 4am prowler in my letterbox. Guns out of the safe tonight for sure.

>In 2016, Arthur became a naturalised Australian citizen.

JFS OUT

you'll be handing those over to aunt jaccy soon right?

probably lawncreep

fucked if I can stay up till 4am

probably won't make it myself

>poocastle
grim

Luke Ronchi

This is what the prowler looked like on security camera

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at least you'll hear him coming

nabla
electric motors are quiet as fuck
got my chassis lubed and rigged for silent running

lmao are you for real

Mark Craig steaming in

post ashes webms

no idea who's the cazzie getting exposed here lads.
fascinating to watch unfold however.

Ben Wheeler from the other end
Ronchi behind the sticks

England wouldn't know what hit then

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Micky Arthur wanted Fawad Alam
Inzamam selected his nephew instead

Q.E.D.

full throttle will somerville

inzamam dropped amir in favour of Junaid khan

you seem to know your stuff but let's see what the other lad comes up with.

the grade cricketer is the most Reddit thing on existence

You can have one former cricketer coach your /cric/ T20 super team lads. Who's it gonna be? For me, it's Glasses.

beginning to favour the 'mickey arthur is good' argument lads

the consistent non selection of Fawad Alam is the greatest humanitarian crisis in the 21st century

Hello alchy

>the grade cricketer is the most Reddit thing on existence

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Marky V

>gets fired from australian job
>next job is cricket coach at local high school

My AutoCAD and Revit 2019 installs just finished lads.

thats what we miss lad
good grassroots coaching

instead they all cash out and go to IPL

same here. other lad just seems to ba
>you gotta be kiddin me
and that's it

of course fatcunt and zachy dislike something where the humour is predicated on having played cricket

imagine New Zealand with Shane Bond still the bowling coach and Fleming as the coach

*magines*

>of course fatcunt and zachy dislike something where the humour is predicated on having played cricket

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found the redditor lads

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gary steads been brilliant tb h

imagine a domestic league with bond, fleming, vettori and whose his face that just retired all coaching teams and growing players

do cricket coaches even do anything

Haven’t used AutoCAD in yonks

reckon we are missing a trick there actually

I went to an elite all boys school that's a top 6 school in my state and which has produced a few test cricketers and a shitload of footy players. coaching for the 1sts in cricket and footy was done by the history and chemistry teachers respectively and it was all a bit micky mouse. compare that to South Africa where they hire former players as professional coaches, have gyms and shit for the players and basically manage their whole lives for them and having them focus on sport.

t. Warnie

i'd imagine just having a well know coach would make it explode in popularity wherever they coach

>TV umpires may soon become the sole adjudicators of front-foot no-balls, if planned ICC trials prove successful.

hmmmm

Should make them sole adjudicators of the whole game and eliminate all errors. A certain large and in charge nation would have a world cup right now.

why not just have hyper-intelligent androids umpire the games. why even have human players for that matter.

You guys were totally robbed lmao

I believe that in the future the sole role of the on field umpire should be to keep the players in line and to basically just be the messenger for decisions coming from the 3rd umpire

not to mention carrying the bowlers glasses and hat

Reckon a coat rack would suffice

t coat rack salesman

ah yes lads the ffa cup's nearly on.

just bowl in your hat with the sunnies on

never even heard of that mate going to assume it's some wogball shit

jog on wog

not a fan of Megan Markle lads far too American for my liking. also comes across as a snide bitch. much more of a fan of Kate

t. aussie housewife

aye
even better

Anyone got any ideas where I might be able to find torrents for old cricket matches?
Specifically the entire 2013-14 ashes series.

Shit actor, ugly. Harry has bad taste

message robelinda2 and ask him to burn you a DVD

reckon a cheeky car crash could spice up the dire state of the royals

I honestly believe that my coat racks would do a better job umpiring the matches from now on

I wonder if he browses /cric/

think we tried that in 97 lad.

He's trying too hard to virtue signal to make up for the shit he got for the Nazi uniform

her and Prince Phillip go on a jet together that mysteriously disappeared, would clean the whole situation up

Charles I mean quite like Phillip

Prince Phillip is turanga me te pire whero

Don't think he browses Yea Forums, I imagine his worldview doesn't revolve around race and ess jay double yous

based

gotta get away from this absolute shithole tb h

It literally does though. His whole marriage is a public relations exercise

missus said she has a "special surprise" for me at home

Just received an official invite to visit Sri Lanka visa free lads

She probably left a shit in the toilet

But who would move the coat rack to square leg between ends?

no she knows how I feel about that

divorce papers, nightshit

just left a big fat sloppy shit in the toilet for my small dicked retard boyfriend ladies

he actually thought that was a funny post lads

did I kill /cric/ with that smoking hot zinger?

The designated coat rack mover

/cric/ is dead because there's no cricket on mate

KFC has hot and spicy back lads

Stick it on an RC car

Don't be ridiculous

Yea, just use spidercam.

this

or that, true

RC cars and spidercams have a high carbon footprint. We need to move to a sustainable model... Something made of biodegradable energy efficient timber...

what do you think will bring in more viewers? a sick little RC car whizzing around and picking up players sunnies? or a big gay coat rack standing in the middle of the ground?

not the best thread tonight fellas.

based

Personally would turn the tele off if I saw an RC car on the pitch

have no idea how so much belly button lint continues to appear in my belly button

you've come to the right place

Boys, a coat rack mounted on an RC car. come on lads

Bottled it lads :(

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jesus mate

Ask her if she's looking for a new coat rack and if she is you know a guy

grim

got her right where you want her

Yeah I know. This one seems more receptive though :)

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Jesus sounds like a 50 year old or something

does this actually work though

> Anderson out for next round
> Jofra 6 wicket and century in fitness match
> Topless swimming allowed in Barcelona
> Oz will lose tour match today against Worchester

Good day.

>lasered off pubic hair
who actually does that. must look ashy down there

Actually SpiderCam (tm) is powered purely by solar panels on the stadium roof and made from 3D printed recycled plastics.

how I met the missus.

More often than not.

How do I convince someone who says t20 is the best format, that it is in fact test cricket where the real skill is

I think he earned a blowie off a well to do mother of two

>Jofra 6 wickets against a squad of under 20s

lmao

Archer was playing against mostly under 20s my inuit friend

Ivan my son............

Is Joe Leach related to Jack Leach?

It's Josh, freshie.

What the heck I assumed that was Jack Leach

anyone got a non-urine stream for this?

No it’s not. Also, Hi Joshie

*streams hot diarrhoea on you*

u wot

>seething roo

*unzips rectum*

shoo freshie

>triggered manchild
kek

Should have asked for a non-excretory stream

seal clubber

> wisden.com/stories/news-stories/tv-umpires-no-ball-icc-trial
No more aussie cheating

Hate myself lads

I'll remember this for next time

>Inuit
are you fucking retarded m8?

why yes I'm retarded, how could you tell?

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*be’s googling VO2 max*

The match:
bbc.com/sport/live/cricket/48953399
bbc.com/sport/cricket/scorecard/ECKO44656

thanks eskimo buddy

>surname’s Tongue
Interesting....

*has a horror high school flashback to the beep test*

think we should discuss a roster lads
we need 23 things of /cric/ culture, mostly memes, and our most popular memes shall get buffed "medal" stats.
let's NOT get humiliated by /hoc/.

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pictured Seal in a club lol

won't engage in this shit

shant participate unless the fantasy game is cricket and not s*ccer

Australia hoping for rain.

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stop posting this garbage weeb fag discord shit.

Grim

seething /hoc/ agents go back

cant stand this image

might kill myself

FUCK OFF
U
C
K

O
F
F

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I dont know what this nerd shit is

>all these seething peewees
grim

>world cup blow-in is a weebshit who thinks he can start calling the shots here
Yea na get fucked you loser.

>is a peewee
shant be talked down to one

I'LL NOT HAVE IT ON MY CRIC
wait what's happening

will not be engaging with Yea Forums at large

check out this freshie fresh of the cazz barge from Newtown

How's the skiing going?

chance at destroying /hoc/ in the memeball so a peewee /hoc/ tourist is trying to shut it down
bit silly.

yep so I'm captain obviously. what next.

yikes no you're just a loser.

based blowies
au/sp/ never participates in this

lifelong /vgk/ fan as well, what are YOU going to do about it?

Harris out
I'm finna thinking he won't be picked for the next test

>Harris' middle stump gets absolutely ripped out of the ground
Looks like Bancroft keeps his spot

just entered an au/sp/ team in the nerdball lads.

imagine not knowing /afl/ won the first one and choked the second one, freshie

actually at one point there was a player called "please watch our sport" and his blender had a cricket helmet and bat.

Just enter as /crug/

i am not currently banned

Never really got into that stuff

ok this is based

as the inventor of "please watch our sport" I forbid it from ever being used again

appears that the kiw/i/ is conditional manager.
thinking we WILL win /rug/

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Olly Stone injured, out for the next test.

you can't just pretend you're now from /rug/ after being absolutely btfo by /cric/ you weebshit.

>thinking i'd ever touch /rug/ or /nrl/
>thinking i'm weebscordant
>seething this hard
think you need to settle down

>pes
>soccer
>not /cric/
We SHAN'T be in it, also fuck the weebshitter. Also seems the kiwi in charge is a bitch that cares about /rug/ more. So go harass them to sign up /cric/

Even if it is someone that had a good run in the shitter

so true

SIGN THE FUCKING TEAM UP YOU FUCKER. WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT /rug/

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it's not a kiwi, it's twain the mod who has been known to hide behind an NZ proxy, unless it's actually that soccer faggot from palmy north.

>Sebbo at the top
Aaaaaannnnd it all becomes clear.

>literally every objection is a peewee

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jesus christ fuck off, if people here can be bothered putting a roster together let them

This kiwi is from Chch apparently.

What positions are which?

Remove sebbo. Don't give him the satisfaction

if sebbo isn't the keeper, we shant sent this in

replace nonce with cumGOD
replace *steps on the boundary* with will smith

bro it is shakib?

Worcestershire could replace them.

>sebbo in the team
no

Alright then I'll confirm some things. I want to sign up /cric/ and if there is help with aesthetics and such then I will sign them up

In regards to positions is goes in this order for the starting 11
GK
CB
CB
LB
RB
DMF
DMF
RMF
RMF
SS
CF

make it "shakib bro"

Piss off back to /rug/ you ponce

>aesthetics
just steal the blender from PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT and copy it to the team 23 times
chuck in a few cheeky extras like making sebbo fat as fuck and it's good to go.

missing rc lads

You signed up to the bru yet lad?

That could be an easy work around

/cric/ on RUNNING Yea Forums watch with a manager like this

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>bru
kek

Love how the thread just shuts up the moment they realise they have a chance to shut up smol coc /hoc/

the autistic tranny discordant

>Discordant
>Tranny
Explain?

kys tranny discord fag

guess how shit the team was before discordant lad
so shit they didn't win for three years
we are literally going to tear /hoc/ apart.

kys discordfaggot

/hoc/ are my friends

Damn this kiwi is SEETHING

Weren't they caring more about the World Cup final than managing a game or something? I remember the streamer yelling at them to stop watching cricket in one of the summer games

nah the final was a week before the cup

Remove Sebbo and then everything else should be alright. Put in something better unless you make Sebbo an absolute freak

Should remove Sebbo, richo or any other direct reference to a poosonality. Yea Forums teams have always avoided using tripfags and rightfully so.

Throw me some suggestions then /cric/

Get rid of all the tripfags

The absolute state of post 2017 "/cric/"

>bro it is shakib
>bit going on here
>second dinner on the cards
>:D

>Mind you, no bush here
Reckon she might be a bit autistic lads

>LE FUG LE ZHANE WADSON XDXDXD

fuck off

put in the XDXD mental midget, lad

FUCKING BASED

this should be in, also
Will Smith score a century
Based fucking goosey
Get a brown dog up ya
English chef/tone

Butter chicken

Minus the goosey one, unless you're talking about Thomas the goose

goosey is synonymous with /cric/ as its pioneer and its inventor

is Mattposting /cric/
if so, nomming Mattposting

>66-2

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Don't forget sweetspot

Still a trip

You can see me be an idiot during the last few overs of the WC here.

youtube.com/watch?v=u65HC4GaBWA

more /nrl/

sorry mate, the freshies here never got to experience sending matt into a meltdown and so desperately cling onto trannyiel as their emperor god king

I know everything about cricket

AMA

Will Smith lead /cric/ to an elite victory over /hoc/

Memes and gimmicks over trips

How many runs are awarded if a ball being thrown in from the field hits the batsman's bat and runs to the boundary?

What's Steve Smith's greatest fear.

shit selections
>Ben "The Deflector" Stokes
>this is the post (rurucunt forced gimmick 1)
>Madoka >saving /cric/ (rurucunt forced gimmick 2)
>Nonce
>*steps on the boundary*
>Josh Reynoldsv (/nrl/)

replacement suggestions
>Will Smith?
>it is shakib
>LE FUG LE ZHANE WADSON XDXDXD
>GET A BROWN DOG UP YA
>fin is a well tolerated drug

yeah he'll score that century
Depends if it also deflects off fielding gear on the way to the boundary
Vaccinations

>getting rid of stokes and the post
the other four can fuck off though

ben stokes more like bums blokes

Arise Sir Benjamin Stokes

>1:07:58
You fucking madlad

good thing that /gd/ did the scoring for them haha

Can’t replace “this is the post”

>rather watch /cric/ than do his job
Based

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there’s nothing wrong with being gay

BASED poot

hmm conflicting news about pooeen
hope he does get dropped though, could use leachy

Lyon has Pooeens number, has to get dropped.

>poo peeland's only professional wogball team is about to get knocked out by fucking part-timers
think i found out why they're seething lads

Based Worcestershire DESTROYING Australia in today. These chumps simply can't handle the blistering pace of Josh Tongue or Adam Finch

Don't know what the context of this post was but I'm inclined to support it

another good day diet wise lads
down 2 kg from the weekend

Suggest for that memegrass thing

*5 Runs, not 6

Based as fuck

Hi Bard

Isn't it weird how cricket is an English sport and yet this thread is always full of mostly Aussies and Kiwis.

It's just weird to see a sport more popular in a foreign country than it is in the country that made it.

That's pretty much the case with all our popular sports. Football is a religion in brazil and rugby dominates in poo peeland

*runs the country of New Zealand
ftfy

halooooo

>rance signing up /cric/
nup lads we're doomed now

Just like seeing how English is a more popular language in Australia and New Zealand than it is in England.

Alri lad

>English in NZ = 96.1%
>English in UK = 98%
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_New_Zealand
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_the_United_Kingdom

Lmao.

Whelp sorry Discordant, you got cucked

Bit peckish

I'm off to Maccas, what does the thread want?

mcdouble

A gf, or at least a few friends desu

Can I get uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...........

Double cheeseburger and a mayo chicken, thanks lad

/cric/ is your friend

Chicken McCheese and a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese thanks lad.

McNuggets

A reason to see out this decade.

one McSquirrel

Alright then, heading down now

Sorry m8 they don't do kebabs in New Zealand.

/vp/ on pooicide watch

so true

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27333286/nigeria-replace-zimbabwe-men-t20-world-cup-qualifier

Nigeria rising

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>opener not ">THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS"

doesn't matter some casual from /afl/ picked us up

Bit concerned that lad with our macca's run isn't coming back lads.

Nobody:
Absolutely noone:
Not a single damn soul:
/Cric/: THIS IS THE POST

Tomorrow will be the greatest day in international cricket since Tuesday, 6 June 1994.
The shit will stream from Virat Kohli's kecks as Cottrell salutes the masses yet again.
Rohit will stain himself when faced by Oshane Thomas.
Pant will disembowel in front of Keemo Paul.
Saini will run away when Chris Gayle steps to the crease.
It's going to be ugly lads.

sky news youtube comment are peak boomer

repping with a big of worcestershire on my shitty mac and cheese lads. Lea & Perrins obviously.

>worcestershire sauce on macoroni cheese

never got the appeal of macoroni cheese 2bh, shit is so bland

God I miss the Australian squads from the 90s and 00s

are worcester flavoured crisps available in Australia?

yeah, hence the sauce. Elite when you made it from scratch though.

absolute mega turd lads

felt a big one coming so I weighed myself before, dropped a cool 0.8kg into the toilet.. struggling to get it down ngl

same

i've always wondered how much weight i lose when i take monster shits haha
interesting stuff lad thanks for sharing

don't reckon, but I'm guessing from the 10 or so variations on "BBQ" flavour you'd find something similar

just booked flights to rome over christmas lads should be f*cking epic

who are your favourite players to watch get btfo lads? for me it's
>bairstow
>tahir
>moeen
>bancroft
>kohli
thinking I might add jadeja in there because of that cringe celebration he does where he swings the bat around like a street shitting ninja turtle

>big city in shitaly

only thing they got is pickpocket wogs everywhere

cities with history aren't something us australians are used to lad I'll take the pickpocketing wogs to be around something more than 300 years old

I enjoyed when ozzies raped Harbhajan

literally me bar moeen, he seems like a good bloke

I like seeing usman get btfo too

going back, he'd easily be #1

oh I also like seeing broad and anderson get absolutely carted

I like watching the new zealand cricket team have a devastating loss based on luck and technicalities

I was just a lil guy back then, I remember dad not liking him but I never knew why, I just thought it was because our guys couldn't play spin and he was good. was he a cunt?

remember monkeygate?

Just be careful m8. Those continental tourist traps are full of them, usually just scummy immigrants. Especially in Italy and Spain. Seems more people who go to Barcelona get something nicked. Paris can also be bad but I dont think London suffers quite the same problems

youtube.com/watch?v=6ge3LPjChcM

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>bane
>taylor
>neesham
>santner
>boult

Alright back from Maccas but the burger machine was broke, who wants ice creams and McFlurries instead?

yeah chuck us a soft serve mate ta

>literal "please watch our sport" snipes /cric/ from someone that legit wanted to manage and interacted with us

I SHAN'T BE SUPPORTING

I miss Ponting so much bro

oh right, totally forgot about that. reminds me of some vague memory from around that era of an aussie commentator calling a player a terrorist because he thought the mic was off.
been a long time between drinks for you I reckon

Literally me kek

big dean jones on hashim amla

>been a long time between drinks for you I reckon
no ;)

youtube.com/watch?v=nCav5QBH9Vs

WHERE'S THE VIDEO??? WTF???

based sebbo

>domestic cricket on video

nobody cares about domestic cricket here.

reckon hibi/cric/ is on the cards

>"He must have as many LBW's in his collection as shane watson"

is this an ODI or are they playing a test

based retard

Lad..................

this is the worst thing you could have said

No cricket? grim

New thread

New thread

New thread

New thread

Shan't

japs could teach a monkey to play tennis and yet you haven't learned to stop doing this shit

Brazilians need a bit more time than monkeys

New thread reminder

New thread

New thread

New thread

NZ were robbbed and I love it

>high iq discussion
>Brazilian

>norway
>cricket

someone make a non weeb thread plesae

gotchu senpai

...

This is it lads