/hoc/

just turned on some frasier

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I told you I had the thread ready, god damn it. Oh well, it's ready to go for the next one.

sweden doesn't exist

Proxy off, pekka

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*shelves this post in the fiction section*

i just realized that Yea Forums is probably the only place where you'll be a dick to someone you've talked to most likely for years because the connection is lost in anonymity

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it's a fucking fact

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It is you filthy cocksucker

hockey

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If you want to (you) poor people go to /cr*c/. Dont do that shit here.

This is why we all need trips

>laffs

youtube.com/watch?v=-jtqDbH4a3E

Love my /hoc/ bros
Indifferent to /cric/roaches
Simple as

Are you sure that you want this?

Great show

We're all frens here, let's trip up.

>so we can track down the people that make fun of us and kill them
nice idea, but if will never work

big fan of asses

Youre not the real randy beacuse youre not seething about being randy

>/cr*c/
>not /cric/
looks like poothetic /hoc/ made a nonexistent general their bitch lol
where are your brain cells lad, are they next to your country’s stanley cups won this century

Ignore him

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do you eat them?

I only reply to /hoc/ certified flags and only those who post Anonymously

Look at the boiling sheep fucker scramble for damage control

based

only if fresh after a shower

*chirp*

been here since before there even was an Yea Forums
didn't trip or namefag then
shant be doing it now
love /hoc/, don't give the teeny tiny shit about any of the others on Yea Forums

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Hey there cutie.

/hoc/ should have its own board

based titmouse

i
am indifferent to this comment

ha ha tits

cric wouldn't last a day on hoc mountain

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/hoc/ island can have concentration camps

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Seattle _____

Thoughts on this for /hoc/ mountain? I think we could scrape together enough to buy it.

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reminder

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i'm in

tired memes

You won't but I'll watch and later laugh at you, at no charge

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It already exists, only 5/5s know where it is.

t. bitter island nigger

the Commandant will contact you via secret communication IF you meet the very selective criteria that ONLY the Commandant is allowed to know

No one will ever contact you but the Commandant
you'll definitely know it's him

hello i'm the commandant, CAN I SUCK YOUR DICK I'M THE COMMANDANT

THE COMMANDANT MORE LIKE COMMAND CUM

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Reddit mountain and island are containment zones
>Space Station /hoc/: if you're invitied, you'd already know

We don't exist

>and (You)'re not invited anyway

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>only ice station zebra stands unsperged

Sounds like where the refs live

these /hoc/noids will never understand the liberation of having your soul freed from the clutches of gravity.

hold on lads just gonna leave my mark
*squats*
*drops a big brown dook ITT*
courtesy of /cric/

yeah, probably... look, none of this is cannon /hoc/ anyway
Just so every one knows, I hate being locked on the same planet with all of you

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newsflash: space is for fags

>Just so every one knows, I hate being locked on the same planet with all of you
So kill yourself already and be rid of us.

youtube.com/watch?v=cl5_FfwRDz8

N

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You can't fight the feeling forever.
Just do it.

>pisses on reddit mountain and it trickles down to reddit island
Heh, nothing personell, kid

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No.. the idea that there is one person that's nose is bent out of shape be my existence is the only bit of warnth I need to keep me driving on
Go see if Poo Peeland is game, faggot, he seems unsettled

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Damn, somebody's getting rustled.

based retard who doesn't understand geography

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...

>if I just keep being defensive, they won't see the sadness

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just name them the salmon already so I can use this for game threads

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no

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Seattle Ravens

Ravens are a big part of native mythology in Washington and BC.

Plus they can be big fucking animals that look pretty badass - and the bonus of not being eaten by sharks or whales.

very reddit gif desu say so myself

>ravens
>baby blue and pink team colors

the owners have said it will be aquatic based

>rags

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can flubber say no?

Dumb fucking spastic stop spamming your reddit gifs for once. holy shit do I seriously have to filter every single one at this point or something. Dumb fucking weed faggot.

could be, dont know, dont remember where i grabbed it from, and dont care

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>mountains cant be on islands

who the fuck are you talking to

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ok, i'm here. how was everybody's day?

5/10 nothing great, average day

Fucking shitty
no hockey on today

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Would be better if it werent offseason and spergs were arguing about hockey instead of reddit shit

been laying in bed the past 4 hours wishing i'd just drop dead

>being socially conditioned by poostreeters
sad day for aus

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i wonder how sidney crosby's sister is doing these days

>didn't get shot
same m8, today was decent.
soon
nature of the game innit?
just smoke some dude and have a wank

I already feel better

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I've quite simply gone mad

This is a major first step, Sam. Proud of you.

Join the crowd

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Has Shannon hit the Vegas strip yet? What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

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havent we all?

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I think it's the lack of hockey, what do you all think?

Ireland votes for Seattle Salmon

Sockeye? Steelheads?
and why fucking seafood?

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Gonna go hang with Shannon and try to bang Yvonne.

tell her I said she's Fat

shannon is a girls name

fish markets and salmon are fucking deadly also they can wear pink nobody else is

Pike's is probably second on way to die in Seattle after smack
but I vote Sockeye

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sockeye is salmon so and better alright I'm switching the Irish vote to Seattle Sockeyes, and recommend Newfoundland follow us if they want to

Well then...

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Shannon's a bitch and his wife is fat

I eat ass

she's losing weight.

im smoking a fat bong and i just want to say weedanon who posts the same fucking lets smoke a bowl gif every night needs to fucking die that is all

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why?

The Xeattle Castoridae

>checks offseasonhoc
>weeb ear rape
gas em

Le' monche boxyiuexe

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make the red pink and give the model a lumberjack beard

I can wait to get my hands on an Official Seattle Sockeye Sock
>I really can't, I'm anxious

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>that is all
did i fucking stutter? what are you, a jackass?

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youtube.com/watch?v=OKGJOtRaqMg

Guys, what do you think /hoc/ heaven is like?
Serious answers only

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>le sky paradise

you can watch any ice hockey game that has ever happened or will happen and you can fly around like the replay camera in vidya games and watch it from different perspectives including those watching at home and in the away team's arena etc. i have actually put a great deal of thought into this already.

It's not fair /hoc/ bros. My team refuses to tank whenever the season is lost, or make a playoff contending team with these horrible contracts like the Hayes contract. Why cant Comcast just sell off the team to a billionaire who actually cares about winning, even more so the sport itself? Why do analyst think we have good farm system when said systems never pan out in the NHL, and even if they do, my team just sells prospects like Hart off for more boomers and cash consideration. Why even be excited for /hoc/ in this city for the next decade, and a half... guess better buy more Gritty mech.

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>rollin down the street
>smoking on endo
>sippin on gin and juice

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if the flyers win anything in the next three-five years i never want to see you here again. depressive faggot, at least you aren't /my team/.

Listening to Get what you need - Jet

>no option to play these games through the eyes of any player on the ice
hard pass

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Bingo!

WHAT'S MUH MOTHERFUCKING NAME???

>jet
>one of the universally agreed upon worst bands of their era
i guarantee this is the same buffoon who loves the offspring

A. They wont because Flylels care more about a mascot than the sport itself these days. B. The guy is falseflagging a unironically unfunny meme for the past month and a half. C. Hart wont be traded since he will be exposed and shown as a bust this year because Flylel culture.

good call but ice hockey is hard to play in heaven - i'd much rather watch desu. but only in the heaven scenario. i'd rather play than watch irl

any game, you can watch it, at home or live
rinks as far as you can see, with tons of people to play with, even dead NHLers
booze flows like water
each rink has a bar and weed dispensary, only hot scantily clad women serve
all you have to do it think of onion rings, and some will appear
no females call hockey game on tv
its more than any of us could truly imagine

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>1975
Yeah I think they won't be winning shit anytime soon lol

>SOME WILL APPEAR
Are you my dreamer?
>are you here to dream my dreams?

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Yeah, I don't think you should care about winning cups anymore lil boy. I'm the best you got. So buy more tickets to see me do some funny things for as low as 79.99!

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Motley Crue > Eagles > Jet > offspring > Taylor Swift

Why do we ever dream?

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Also you expected news about the team? Naw here's some better news Ill show you, like the new hermit crab I adopted today. He's phucking cute!

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i uniconically have onion rings

My icon is onion rings, ironically

my iron is ringedly onion

and Scene

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fuck onion rings unironically

You first

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youtube.com/watch?v=vV8IAOojoAA

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best onion rings I've ever had were in Killarney, Co. Kerry with a venison steak

>with a venison steak
fuck i can't wait for deer season.

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Well dear, how is dinner?

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bretty good i ate onion rings

youtube.com/watch?v=wADSBoNkGMI

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look what i did bros

*sips*

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can we talk about prospects? most fans tend to overvalue their pool (or undervalue others) but some teams are stacked now because of draft or trades

hasb are stacked in the top 6 with caufield and suzuki looking like pretty good players. there's also le meme 3 goals in his first game man, but that's a 1 game sample

nucks have a goat skater in q.hughes and a potential top 4dman in jett woo who put up byram points in his draft + year. dipietro also looks like a future starter goalie if you don't count that game against the shorks

soilers have a decent pool now with 2 of the best d prospects in bouchard and broberg

avs have makar and byram. that top 4 is fucking nutty

rags have a full cupboard with kakko, >ragstov, adam fox, and miller. i'd say they probably have the best prospects in the chel right now ahead of hasb and nucks. of course these are only the teams that i'm aware of, last year canes and floyers also had a top prospect pool but i have no idea what it's looking like now

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youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

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look at all these fuckin /hoc/ posters

Need to get rid of them and import more /cric/ bros

t. President of /hoc/

very based, yes.

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that's a big no no for you though

yes sir

you can't fool me

primus sucks

can't argue with those dubs

sick and tired of these /cric/ faggots invading this general

>thing I dont like
*postes man with open mouth and wearing glasses*
Hell yeah im based :)

>try to talk hockey
>get ignored

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what's a /cric/?

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based

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my head is under water

no it is not you are lying

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youtube.com/watch?v=EKF6ghfcQic

youtube.com/watch?v=j2zQKqgNAeE

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>when creatine makes you gain like 20 pounds

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creatine makes me sweat

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N

I

G

>tfw too bloated for visible 6 pack
>tfw too much of a bloatlet to go bloatmaxx

just kys then

Nice save faggot

Is st.louis the best team in the west?

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can't argue with those dubs

earth.nullschool.net/#current/wind/surface/level/orthographic=-51.79,36.10,597

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huomenta /hoc/

youtube.com/watch?v=uHh4cPbzbUo

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*sips*

it's only my third cup

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how many more do you have?

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youtube.com/watch?v=78DVtcsT26k

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God I miss that game
>make a team full of fatties
>slow as fuck but indomitable

ahh yes, the based San Jose Sharks

youtube.com/watch?v=X9gqStFxAo4
so people will tell they cann ot tell difference

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Only two months until hockey. I hope you guys have been having a good summer. I went on a couple trips and went swimming and stuff but looking forward to hockey. Can't wait to find out what the new "hill billy" will be in 2020

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youtube.com/watch?v=nUNKtUBkXto

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dude

close

reddit.com/r/hocgeneral

youtube.com/watch?v=N6t9ZE5PxB4

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youtube.com/watch?v=3L4YrGaR8E4

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impressive

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i love making the regulars of /hoc/ sperg the fuck out so they have to change their panties

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i'm off to the gym

how so? what did you do?

Reminder to clean your grills.

don't get shot

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my god is this based

we need the Canucks classic "V"

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whenever, wherever

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currently listening to Madonna. Am I going to make it bros?

better be the ray of light album

you wanna go for coffee,fren?

Nope. Crazy For You. Back when the 80's was still sexy.

>In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water
>And you fire till he is done in but they catch you at the border
>And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet
>But the hangman isn't hangin' and they put you on the street

>When you know she's no high climber then you find your only friend
>In a room with your two timer, and you're sure you're near the end
>Then you love a little wild one, and she brings you only sorrow
>All the time you know she's smilin'; you'll be on your knees tomorrow

Going on a road trip with my dad this weekend.

>Now you swear and kick and beg us that you're not a gamblin' man;
>Then you find you're back in Vegas with a handle in your hand
>Your black cards can make you money so you hide them when you're able
>In the land of milk and honey you must put them on the table

bring some steely dan

what do you lads plan on doing?

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this Also you can never go wrong with Night Moves by Bob Seger. But save that for the drive back once the sun has set.

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>not ray of light
that's her best album desu

Drove downtown in the rain
9:30 on a Tuesday night
Just to check out the late night
Record shop

>They told him don't you ever come around here
>Don't want to see your face, you better disappear
>The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
>So beat it, just beat it
>You better run, you better do what you can
>Don't want to see no blood, don't be a macho man
>You want to be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, but you want to be bad

Walked out night side in pouring rain
stayed a little mellow
had the trip on
took a FAT SHIT i mean i shit HARD on the sidewalk

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I'm not really a Madonna fan. I've just been on an 80's bender for the past couple of weeks.
I've also been hooked on this song, but mostly because they have a monkey in it.

youtube.com/watch?v=CsHiG-43Fzg

i wanted to be with you alone
and talk about the weather

Madonna is fucking trash
youtube.com/watch?v=7hPMmzKs62w

>Madonna is fucking trash
After the jews indoctrinated her, I agree.

Madonna has some absolute bangers in her prime retard. Borderline, Like a Prayer, Take a Bow, etc.

finally I can report search predictions on youtube

bitch i'm madonna

im sorry

watched smackdown lads

i'm not really a madonna fan either, but i really like that album. perfectly encapsulates the sounds of late 90s/early 2000's
youtube.com/watch?v=rxQhKhZW-1c

So tired lads

Just want based nuckies to win

nice

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perchance to sleep

pleas listen to this song youtube just now recommended it to me in the random 80s playlist i'm listening to
youtube.com/watch?v=m2Q7LYIOoDs

First for the Bruins

I also eat ass

>München Beavers
wtf they don't really exist! ...do they? (._.' )

business idea: now look at them yo-yos
that's the way you do it

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prove it

I only eat ass fresh out of showers

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hockey

yes

N

I

G

G

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based /hoc/

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very based.

for me its fair trade, low carbon foot print, no animal testing, fully recyclable, organic goods only

sounds pozzed

rise up millennials. Lets show them that Trump is NOT our president.

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Bad binland, get back in your bin

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Sounds trad

>he doesnt care about the planet
>he doesnt care about equality
yikes.

But I care a lot about both of those things. That's who my motto is "/hoc/ is for everyone."

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I dont like this motto because it includes f*nns

*sips* morn

Hmmm. I'm sorry fren, I'm not a poofer. Want some coffee though?

Reckon I'll devour a popsicle soon after I'm done with this pizza

reminder

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Hei Norge!

*sips*

More like "New Zooland"

You know exactly who you are you piece of shit I'm going to get you fucker

?

Heisann *sips* what's in your cup fren

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Is this the Finnish Löfbergs lila? *sips*

yes

hi

*zips*

Denmark finally got fed up with the tax man. *sips* Can't say I blame him.

IM THE TAXMANNNNN ILL TAX YOUR FEET

america deserved 9/11

those are zoomers not millennials

america deserved taxes

REAL Americans are very nice people. Almost too nice!

Taxation is theft
Having hockey in the south is literally theft. Gary's trying awfully hard to get kicked out of country 110

business idea: hockey tax

Business idea: bar jewish owners from directing day to day hockey activity until they fess up about 9/11

CANT STAND IT
I KNOW YA PLANNED IT

for me its Frolunda

for me, it's Färjestad

BREAKING NEWS: ALL WINNIPEG ICE GAMES BROADCAST ON 680 am

I eat ____

1/2
just got here

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2/2

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Imagine a deep V hockey jersey

*sips*

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Thinking about them beavs and their dams.

One of my internet friends has disappeared and might've gone off to kill himself.
Shit sucks, man.

Laineation lock in

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Having another coffee
LOCK IN

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Business idea: Marc Andre Purry

THIS CLUB WILL HOPEFULLY
BE CLOSED IN THREE WEEKS

THAT WOULD BE COOL WITH ME

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tits or gtfo

Paralyzer is the only track worth listening, the album sucked

that song fucking sucks all it does is get stuck in your head. that's why I posted the lyrics. to annoy.

this is your average /hoc/ poster

show yourselves, /hoc/

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>relolina randyseethes

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And I think it's gonna be a long long time
'Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no no no I'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone

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Pens lifer here

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huomenta

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hello

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sipping kulta katriina right now

LOOOVE HUUURTS

lol. I meant post a glimpse into your real life. I forgot to attach my image to the first time.

This is me. rate my life.

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>why yes, of course I post on /hoc/

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not yet, it's part of the NHL's future 2030 Europe expansion

just woke up

stay woke brother man

huomenta

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/hoc/ EASHL 2020 PS4 when?

Is it Tedposting season yet?

Changed my phone number, put it on secret, and went no contact with my crazy narcissist father.

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He's not narcissist because he thinks you should get job

I have a job, but nice projection, that's one thing narcissists excel at. Not calling you one, though, people throw that term around way too loosely nowadays.

In June my father asked if me and my brother wanted to go somewhere with him some time. I said no. Only seen him like a few times a year all my life so not really interested in trying to form some father son bond at this point.

Feel kinda bad about rejecting his invitation but that's the logical conclusion when you are absent from your family for over twenty years

nobody cares

Why are canadians so emotionally cold?

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Aatu Räty desu

Thinking about making a twitter account and getting my name out there in the hockey community and eventually getting a job with some nhl team

Brad Lambert eh

business idea: finnish bouncers on hoc mountain

i'm in

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idea: Finnish businessmen

Finnish bisnesmän here. How about this business idea: using swedes to smuggle cheap goods from russia in their butts and selling the goods in finland for profit

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>in their butts
I bet they would do it for free

guess hes finally done with fortnite

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>when god didn't give you chin so you make one

lies

For me it's spending the evening fishing and having a beer with my dad

LAINE NHL COVER
LAINE NHL COVER

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i'm prepared for war

Laine already made the cover in NHL19.

When Kakko makes the NHL cover they better use this pic

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LAINE COVER BACK TO BACK
LAINE COVER BACK TO BACK

what about this

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>Sam

that could be the back cover or some additional pic you get with collector's edition

Kappo
>0 NHL covers
Sebe
>0 NHL covers
Retard
>0 NHL covers
Pate
>back to back NHL covers
>best young goal scorer in NHL
>Kurri (Michaels) to Schiefeles gretzshit (jannety)

makes you think

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What a low energy choice. Sad.

>randy
vitun mikki hiiri organisaatio

If Finland gets special NHL covers each year, why make it the same player year after year?
I understand putting Laine on last year's cover after the Jets made it to the WCF, but why not put Aho or Rantanen on this year's cover?

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I am that cat

shaved my armpits, bretty gud / 10

Obviously Laine won't be on the cover in 2020 season.

Aho and Rantanen are too decent

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>fuck balls Kock lover 1

based färjestad-johnny

Who's making the next thread? Looking for volunteers

highschool teamate is making his Blue Jays debut lads

me

Gonna quit my job and just be a sports guy. All sports all the time. Big on brews, lifting weights, eating meat

I volunteer Norway to make the next thread

Elias Pettersson was a decent choice.
Rantanen or Barkov should've been on the cover. Even Aho would've been acceptable.

Happy sverige is back

more like blue gays

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...

>whew, i'm glad i didn't ask my high school girl crush out. i might have embarrassed myself

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Ypipo be like "ugh 20c is too hot us cumskins is fat as fuck honey"

read ANY document Norway gives you carefully through before signing

that grifter told me it was a contract to create the new thread but he actually tried to sign me up to Amway pyramid scheme

tell me how you feel

i spank ass

>retard

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Have the Oilers EVER won a cup?

They managed to win 5 because they had the greatest player of all time, Mark Messier.

I'm not sure if I believe this.

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They also had the greatest Finn of all time. A man by the name of Jari Kurri.

why

thats not how you spell Esa Tikkanen

people who can't pronounce r say jali kulli :DD

people who can't pronounce s say jari kurri

something something mongel heritage

For me it's Reijo RuotsaLaine

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Realizing my lunch time coincides with Finnish happy hour on this board

>DEFENSEUR

>won two cups with the oilers
so many finns on those teams.

His surname is basically 'Swedish Laine'

RUOTSALAINEATION LOCK IN

Anyone else here enjoy music for the execution instead of expression, also is anyone else an emotionless person overall

IT'S UP

youtube.com/watch?v=UKFoEA5dpdw

I drink until i cant feel my emotions anymore

Alcohol is bad for you. Embrace the feels.

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I did that for years and have had enough.

Anyways the RCMP is going to give an update on those murderous teenagers that are on the loose.

if you tolerate this then your children will be next

what did xhe mean by this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=uzy1uUgeRPI
What if I told you my place is way worse than this...

I prefer this one

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those 2 kids died in the forest ayyyyyyy

good

what are you talking about?

How have you not heard about it

How dare someone on the other side of the planet not be following your local news.

I never knew,
about the little things

turns out 8 chan was involved in the texas shooting the other day

The manhunt has been on the international news.

If I wanted to talk about local news I'd ask if you heard about that brown guy who killed his grandmother, mother, father, and sister, posted pictures of it on instagram and confessed to the murders to his discord friends

how did a website shoot people?

I dont even watch finnish news

Two kids killed an american and australian couple in the mountains of british columbia,are suspected of killing another man in the same area, then fled to northern manitoba and into the words, and have finally been found dead, as many predicted.

>into the woods

tons of people get killed up north all the time this one got larger media coverage because the most because the victims were tourists

currently in the process of consuming some finnish licorice

texas and ohio shootings were on the finnish news

>finnish licorice

You mean salmiakki?

I live in Manitoba woods

those people killed lots of people and there were videos and victims who saw the event. these 2 kids are only attached to like 3 murders and there werent even videos or witnesses to talk about the events.

i just arrived in hoc, wow its a nice thread

Is finnish licorice the same as salty licorice/salmiakki? If so, what kind? I prefer the semi-chewy kind. Things like djungelvrål are a bit too hard imo. The salmiakki fishes are usually great imo. Apteekin salmiakki/apoteks salmiak are also great.

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What are your thoughts on 2019 #1 draft pick Jack Hughes?

yeah but you could just run over people with your car and no one is about to ban cars

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not a fan

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Turns out Texas was involved in the shooting in Texas the other day. The victims were also involved. And law enforcement became involved too

>*blocks your path*

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This stuff.

It can be both salty and sweet from what I've seen. I also prefer the semi-chewy kinds.
Have you ever tried smoked licorice? That's the real stuff

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that's crazy

Any idiot can turn a propane tank under their grill into flamethrower but /hoc/ still hasn't banned assault fire?

At least you need a license to operate one in America

499

>oi mate where's your car loicense

...

you dont drive a car with a license

for me, it's killdozer

You are a got

Song about being gay and cheating on your wife and children. "Not the man they think I am at home... I'm a rocket man" mean he is straight but carrys on gay affairs. Touch down means refractory period because you think clearer after you blast one off

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