/heem/ - Late Night Edition

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how the fuck is kebab not fighting tony. what a fraud reign

to be fair Poirier earned his shot

>Hey Tony you wanna fight max for an interim LW title you already had?

Because kebab never fights and he gets a pass for it because he beat Canor

JRE not welcome here

yeah nothing against poirier just feels like an easy styles fight for khabib, tony's a huge lightweight and i think he could stuff the grappling more

Because Tony was stripped prematurely and they assumed he'd be out of the octagon for much longer despite his history of fast recovery.

>Jon: Wins 3 title fights in less than a year
>Cazzies: wow he sucks because muh leg guy

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probably didn't feel like catching a murder charge fighting max at 155

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The volume of punches with max and Tony would have set records.

imagine unironically rating post-pico'd jones in the current year

max dodged a bullet there

death by elbows

This, I have no doubt Tony would have lit max up like a Christmas tree if he had been mentally sound at the time.

Counter signaling Colby will get you banned. My dad works for Yea Forums, I’ll report you and your Xbox live will be gone.

31 days until Diarrheabib gets a fat Saudi sheikh style shit taken down his throat by Poirier

>fights Canboy Cuckrone a couple months later

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>Sits out for a year so he can dodge Tony

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No one else had the balls

FUCK YOU DANA AND FUCK THE SHEEP SHAGGER, KIDS DIDDLER KHABOB, TONY DESERVES THE TITLE SHOT NOW

LW division is a joke and a mess

chill dude.

chill bro

Dana wants to protect Khabib so the ufc can capitalize on the Khabib's post Conor fight wave of hype. They'll probably want until Tony is 40 before they make the Khabib fight.

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chill man

Who beats Jon?

God I hope not, Tony deserves that gold more than anyone in the division right now.

Tony will flush Dustin after Dustin flushes kebab

how would she do in the ufc

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Tranquilo

Aspen Brapp

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wish dustbin would just pull out because that's a non-competitive fight

Do you really think Dustin can do it? Despite his last couple of wins I just don't think he's up to snuff, I hope I'm wrong though.

Best timeline

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>wake up khabibi

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Thicc PVZ

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I would heem her within the second round with my cock. First round would be to feel her out and get her timing down.

What kind of music does Tony listen to?

cyborg posted then deleted a insta saying she and dana are meeting tomorrow

this all occurred in the last 10 minutes

These people need to make up their minds

i picture him listening to like cholo reggaeton shit

There are people on this website who would unironically not have sex with this.
Literally incel turbo spergs with peanut allergies and that funny shaped head you get from having nut allergies

Any new wmma leaks come out
I can only fap to Cupcake and Kailin so many times

Breaking Benjamin on repeat

eurobeat

youtube.com/watch?v=TGPmT2-zdf4

Jetset radio

i would have sex with this fine milf no doubt

i would but i would definitely use a rubber and not kiss her

there definitely are not

zero of them wouldnt, most of them couldnt when push comes to shove

Based. Not kissing whores is a given for me.
People have peanut allergies my dude

i would have sex with myself if i could so yes i would have sex with her also any other female on the planet

does nate diaz have a lisp

Heem is supposed to be an incel free zone, but the peanut heads still find a way in.

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There's a couple more, nothing recent and no one you'd actually want to see naked
>Racquel Pennington
>Pearl Gonzalez
>Angela Magana
>Jessamyn Duke
>Tecia Torres NN
Are the ones I'm aware of

25 years old

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Where's the champ?

the champ is here

The more you post this pic, the more hilarious it's going to be when Ferguson's own face is added to that pic at the end of the year.

NO FUCK OFF AND FUCK YOU IM PISSED BECAUSE THIS IS TRUE, OTHERWISE KHASHIT WOULDN'T HAVE STAYED 2 YEARS WHORING HIMSELF LIKE A FUCKING INSTAGRAM THOT

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based fuego

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Ferguson pulled out of the last two title fights with Khabib.

>pulled out of UFC223
>pulled out of the Max fight which would have given him a shot at Khabib only to fight Canboy

200lb duck.

the truth is that khabussy is a lil' bitch who chimped out to duck and dodge the obvious ferguson match. fuck that little rat.

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except it isn't true. they booked the fight 4 times and it kept falling through then Tony was going to be out due to his knee so they gave khabib the conor fight in the mean time. they tony got unlucky once again with the mental issues so he couldnt fight him once again. its just unlucky its not a conspiracy stop sperging on heem

I was agreeing with you bro watch out with the friendly fire

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How does Khabib beat Tony?

he vacates

>Pulled out his last two fights with Khabib
>Counts the max fight as one of those two
Are you a brainlet?

Right here brother alhamdulilah

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>Are you a brainlet?
No, I'm not a delusional retard. Ferguson was given the opportunity to fight for the belt, he consciously refused it only to fight Canboy for no reward.

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Post your walkout songs
I like this
youtube.com/watch?v=TDwutKpVyas
because its something different, but I don't know if it would work well as a walkout.

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ferguson ducked holloway

UFC would be crushing it if they could hype their actual fights half as well as the fighter pay disputes

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>Joe had Bernie Sanders on
wtf
all he needs is to bring on Kanye and Drumpf and then he's completed the game.
Everyone else will be inferior from then onwards.

youtube.com/watch?v=nMjKN7Z-N2U

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I have no doubt it would have been the opposite, which is why he ducked out. Holloway didn't get dropped by pettis did he.

Tony has patrician music taste.

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youtube.com/watch?v=MOr-TUYSWmU

ring girls need to take it to the next level

>stop Sperging
>on heem
Sorry pal

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Name one single thing Tony does better than Max

FIRE FLY, couLD YOU SHINE YOUR LIGHT

youtube.com/watch?v=PORCw494CCA

>find out about the "story of the fight" meme on heem
>absolutely hated
>then got redpilled by /ourguy/ Ryan Hall
youtu.be/qySBeiY8EqA
Thawlts?

Tony will end the Khapoop meme

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Conor literally won the story

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"""""""champ shit"""""""

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i think this image is altered

do you have a single fact to back that up

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>*barrel rolls in your path*
The most based man to step on the octagon

Choo Choo

the dark souls meta
brainlets back up to the cage and cover up, tony is revolutionary

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If the UFC decided to sell their entire WMMA roster to PFL tomorrow, would you even care?

What a pathetic turd can't even speak English.

He ducks Tony every chance he gets.

What is this exercise called?

instagram.com/p/B0XOdq5nr2j/

im ded

no
except michelle waterson
keep her
and make her fight naked

Fight whomst?

Khabib is such a good wrestler because in Dagestan he was the town rapist

Valentina. In mud. No strikes. No clothes.

Based ms13

Look at that nasty fupa

No one, just let her twerk that brapper for 15 mins.

Built for taking nut deep in her stomach.

there is one option

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pettis had the fight but quit after that spinning elbow cut him.

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speaking of ryan Hall's wisdom have you seen this?
youtu.be/94MBVD_tZeU

Ryan talking about the value of competition. He says something that really stuck with me:

>Most people would rather look like the thing than be the thing

That shit got me to reevaluate how I spent my life because I realize how much time I spent in pursuit of appearances

Holm vs Pennington booked for UFC 243

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1158955371400089600

>He was winning until he lost
Big if true

>Tony will end the Khapoop meme
Yep. After Khabib sits on Tony's face for 5 rounds, no one is going to disrespect Khabib ever again.

>just got heemed hard
>lets get right back in there training and fighting
based retard holly

when will holly retire

When her divorce attorney is paid off.

>After Khabib sits on Tony's face for 5 rounds
Even Khabib fans can't pretend Khabib is an exciting fighter

I find high level grappling exciting. You should go watch boxing, cazzie.

name a boring khabib fight

wmma is turning into Brazilian dyke fest. is this dana's end game

>because in Dagestan he was the town rapist
Lmao, someone post that town rapist pasta again.

Khabib vs Iaquinta

youtube.com/watch?v=ZXr-nLock7k

Dana likes to be pegged

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so now 243 has Bobby/Israel, Holly/Raquel and the prettiest girl in the UFC

based

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would kiss
would not use condom

basado

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i'm going to fucking nut when cyborg heems nunes then signs with rizin to finish off her career fighting bums for shitloads of money

Whos the most mental illest fighter in the (You)efsee?

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this aint it chief

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/heem/ is a hetero board my man

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Chuck Liddell and Matt Hughes winning the cte race by a mile but I imagine bj penn mark hunt and Diego Sanchez will fold medalists

2bf she looks like a tranny, i would also unironically sucked colbys dicc nh

tfw you live to watch stacked ufc cards

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side note, i dont know how the fuck brandon rios keeps getting cleared to fight, that nigga been retarded

one more run at the strap irmao

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>wahhh this isn't fun to watch! why doesn't he get knocked down more like muh epin based Tony? I want blood and spinny moves! >:(
Tony cucks are literal children with low attention spans and low fight IQs

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>That one turkroach shitting up /heem/ every now and then with his khablob dickriding

>waah stop liking fighters I don't like >:(

DC is an exciting grappler and Cain was too because they actually do damage. Cejudo is an exciting grappler too because he isn't one dimensional. Khabib is boring to watch.

If Walker heems Anderson will he get a title shot?

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Nah because you get an immediate rematch if Tony heems Khabib

I hope so. Well probably get another "heem day" meme out of it.

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john jones will duck him

His last fight was a finish, you're a dumb cazzoo.

He wouldn't deserve one, but it's entirely possible since LHW is a thin division right now. I think the earlier Walker fights Jon the better for Jon.

LHW is a joke now. Went from the best division to the worst in about 4 years

Clean Jones will get KOed no matter when he fights him.

>Khabib doesn't do damage
>Khabib is one-dimensional
Caz opinion. You don't matter.

>jones
>clean
those picograms will pulse one hunnert persent

>He wouldn't deserve one
who else would jones fight if not cormier? corey is pretty much the right guy for walker to fight

It was never the best. At its peak, the division was a retirement home for Pride grandpas with the only good fighter being Machida.

this

Oh wow I never knew Khabib fought a flushed featherweight his last fight. Definitely never heard of 229 before. Was that the fight where his opponent tapped to a weak submission and hardly looked scratched? Khabib had to get his boys to try to hurt Canor after the fight because Khabib has pillows for fists and he couldn't give Conor the punishment he wanted to. DC, Cain, and Cejudo all have much more exciting fights. Cain would leave his opponents in a bloody mess, DC would fight people with heavy hands like Rumble and still win, and Cejudo has shown a lot of growth in his style and saved the manlet division.

Fer ser Khabib's stand up is crazy he throws that one jab over and over. High level striking.

>It was never the best
It used to be the premier division in the ufc what are you talking about?

*works cazzies*

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Beeb bless

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that's a roganism

my cazzie friends unironically don't even remember khabib's name
they just refer to him as that guy that beat conor and fought in the crowd

show me a crisper heem.

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Did they get worked?

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Imagine cheering for any AKA fighter ever.
Seeing bums like Cain and get slept was fun. Seeing DC get slept will be kino. Khabib getting shadowrealmed in his holy land will be kino.

i dont care about you and your gay friends im tawlmbout cazzies on heem

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I knew about the LHW division before I ever heard of Blow Rogan's podcast. When Jon, DC, Gus, and Rumble were beating everyone it was clearly the best division. Bader was also fighting that time and he's the double champ in bellator. You also had Rashad, Chael, and Rampage to keep things entertaining.

Seeing bums like Cain and Luke*

>MMA is just striking and grappling
Oh for sure you aren't a cazzie my guy

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Cain fights were kino if you were old enough to watch them then and DC is a legend who will probably sleep Stiopic again.

dan miragoliretard with that terrible stoppage

Oh wow he landed an uppercut and missed the rest of his punches you sure proved me wrong.

>Cain fights were kino if you were old enough to watch them
I was literally in the honda center when he got heemed by Junior. Cain was a perpetually injured pullout merchant.

This one will probably never be beat

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based big dan wants definitive endings

He beat Junior for 10 rounds straight after that, but he was made of glass.

kicked the living FUCK out of him

she's so cute bros

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Rakic x Manuwa

It's impressive because he entered the pocket, landed a clean uppercut on an elite striker while evading/blocking every single strike thrown at him, and subsequently exiting the pocket, all in a matter of a few seconds but I wouldn't expect a cazzie Tony cuck to comprehend the nuances of striking, so it's all good my bee.

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>the way his face freezes up

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not gonna lie lads, i'm kinda horny

I wouldn't even pull out. Just look at those thunder thighs.

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youtu.be/xfv3sD_ZXKQ

/ourguy/ Borrachinha is getting no love :(

>To be fair you have to have a very high iq to understand landing an uppercut without getting countered. There are many subtle nuances and nods to quantum physics I wouldn't expect a normie to understand.

imagine kissing every inch of her body haha

they're just playing it safe, they'll learn after the fight tho

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>weak submission
Tell that to Lawler. Goober begged Khabib to spare his life, no one cares about your cazzie definition of "exciting", cazzie.

Recommend me some spicy bangers to watch on UFC Fight Pass™

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Yeah they do because most people on here think Khabib fights are boring.

colby trains with romero of course he will pick him.
Didn't watch any other opinions.

no they dont

>he watches mma

I'm more of a wmma guy myself.

Everyone thinks Poel is unstoppable, of course he's the favorite. It won't matter when Paulo shocks the world.

manuwa used to be decent

Paulo is a can who was taken down by strikers. If Yoelito decides to come in with a wrestling heavy gameplan, he will pancake Paulo.

Obviously it was too complicated for your boy to understand LOL

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Name an exciting Khabib fight

there's a fucking roach in my room lads, kinda scared

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#filthyanimalstuff

Are you implying Khabib has better stand-up than Tony? lol Tony has had more wins since that fight than Khabib has ever had in the ufc.

yoel is an overhyped can and the eraser will expose him

first round heem cap this post

Porier vs Pettis
Maia vs Story
Belcher vs Palhares
Sakuraba vs Newton
Rockhold vs Weidman

>Gets taken down
>Gets up
Wow he's going to lose

all of them

You’re wrong but he’ll probably lose this fight because he’s old as fuck

When has Yoel fought a wrestling heavy style?

>gets taken down so he can bait Yoel into thinking shooting for a takedown is the path to victory in their upcoming fight, easily comes back up anyway
>slipped to make Hall think he actually had a chance

Paulo really is playing chess while you goofs are playing checkers

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wtf i hate costa now

Against lyoto

you're telling me you don't have roaches in the US

You forgot the part where Costa got taken down and dropped by Pooriah meanwhile Yoel is an Olympic silver medalist and one of the hardest hitters ever in the sport.

this dudes fucking arms not even pumped up, how do i achieve this on steroids bros?

Had the same question for people who were picking Yoel for his wrestling

>There are MMA fans on this planet who will die before they get to see UFC 241

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Fags

Uh oh, I think you might be backtracking a little bit buddy? You want some help moving that goalpost?

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>Unironically thinking age matters when yoel is unheemable and unpopable by poosada

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RIP 5th Round Robbie

Romero landed one takedown against a 37 year old flushed Machida. He doesn't use his wrestling much in mma.

DC heems stipe

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Were you not implying Khabib has better stand up than Tony bud?

Shit cards that turned out pretty good
>The debut of toilet till
>The quintessential SHEEM
>Two of the same meme submission
>Spicy heems
>GOAT tier WMMA fight
For me, it's UFC 228

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Imagine being Robbie Lawler or Diego Sanchez or BJ Penn or Yoel Romero and not retiring

What sub?

>3 good fights with 10 other shit filler ones tagging along
>/heem/ monkeys losing their shit over this mediocre card
Please explain this odd behavior

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I miss woodley

Brunson fights are usually decent

Oh shit its a caz

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biceps are the most important muscle. make sure you curl daily

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Yeah but what if his opponent is some
Elias teir can that cant heem him in the first?

Goober would kill Poony on the feet. Khabib outstruck Goober. Checkmate.

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>get utterly BTFO on your point that Khabib is one-dimensional, in fact so badly that you had to resort to mindless copypasta shitposting
>I shitpost back at you, and immediately you want to return to legitimate MMA discussion
Yikes. But as for your question, I think Tony and Khabib are pretty much even in striking, at least holistically. Although overall more limited in striking than Tony, Khabib is much sharper technically that Tony is, he has a solid jab, and his defense is much tighter. Tony tends to lead with his chin in the air, which leaves him open to counters. But Tony is obviously more relentless, has better accuracy with his striking, and is more dynamic, more comfortable, and more experienced than Khabib on the feet. If you could take the best attributes from either one, you'd have the perfect striker. But this is irrelevant because we were talking about whether or not Khabib is one-dimensional, which you still haven't even argued for.

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based
fuck pooel and fuck poobans

Sandhagen, Heinisch, Brandon Davis, Devonte, Klose, Cifers, Sodiq, 14-0 Manny

The card is stacked and the only fight on it that I'm not interested in is Sabina Mazo vs dobson

It's hilarious, when someone criticizes Khapee, it's like he HAS to respond because he's borderline fanatic.
Muslim fanboys are as bad as the prime CANor fanboys

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Cheers, /heem/

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based dragon

>Letting people shit on your boy
(You) are a bitch and not a true fight fan

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Ban the flyweight and bantamweight divisions. People like Dominick Cruz should be fighting at 145 lbs. People like Demetrious Johnson shouldn't be fighting at all.

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Aльхaмдyлиллях bratha

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i agree but i disagree

>trying this hard to win an internet fight

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Ban all divisions except super heavy-weight

>having a boy
I'm not a faggot

you'd fit right in fatso

J-Will approved

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cringe oof yikes

>MMA math
>Thinking post Floyd Conor out-strikes Tony

Butterbean is the most skilled martial artist of all time

>That wall of text

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>Admitting defeat
Cowardice infidel. You have no honor. Alhamdulilah.
Conor = You, Khabib = Me

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Prove that Poony outstrikes Gooby.

>cifers

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i love tony!!! he's so real to who he is

canor is such a heartlet, tony wouldnt just sit there like that

>mentally stunted CTE Tonytards struggle to even read
Not surprised, but kinda saddened tbqh

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Kneebar
Aljo/Muscle Hamster
Zabit/Brandon Davis

Also that guy is kind of wrong since the Suloev stretch attacks the hamstring and groin more than the knee and calf

*wins the story*

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Good lord.

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flushed

brapp

that bunda is killing me

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know for a fact he does blow everynight and watches youtube highlight videos of himself

better than posting on Yea Forums for hours every night you big fat dosser

we're in this together

Reminder that Conor landed the left and would've cranked Fatbib's subhuman skull out of place if he wasn't gassed, and then proceeded to sprawl on his panic wrestling.

Dustin is literally LITERALLY going to end this man's life and you are insane if you aren't betting everything you own on him.

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just noticed all i did all day was play league of llegends and shitpost on 4channel, she really broke me after she left...

nah I'm here once a week max. this place is way too negative and full of hostile, self-hating autism for me

when did i say that was a bad thing you fat fucking loser projection machine lmao, you wanna know how bad i would fuck you up? do you even fucking lift?

who gives a shit

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shut up spammy
let's play together sometime irmao

See you tomorrow.

yeah that one's finna gonna be a fap/snack break

you people are retarded
she has no ass
it's looks like an extension of her thigh

you won't, but see you on Saturday or Sunday. gonna make a victory post after my boys Vieira and Gane kill it in their UFC debuts

>everyone who makes me feel bad is the spammer
lmao keep clicking you little skinny bitch, god i want to slam your head into the pavement

How long 'till Basedington gets rid of these monkeys?

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this honestly, but you don't really have to take anything seriously, i just use Yea Forums because you can simply talk about anything you want with no censorship

lol right. have a good, hopefully painless night my legless friend

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>two cans that will never ever fight for a belt again unless Nunes retires
what is the point?

>"SHHHH! Jessie is asleep."

she has great legs though

can we play a game of League together? we can heem all the nerds on the enemy team and stack pentas

>Karate Hottie
>has no ass
Are you crazy in your 'ead man?

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shes such a whore

she has a nice jiggly butt for a 5'3" hapa, you must have missed the kk fight

See you tomorrow.

if conor simply stood up after kneeing khabib he would have knocked out that bum in round 1

holm was so retarded against nunes

who are some asians with thiccc phat asses that do anal? I can only think of

London Keyes
Sharon Lee
Vicki Chase
May Thai
Kei Leilani (ass implants)

i dont watch porn and find anal sex abhorrent

Oh yeah I watched that one too, for me the most important or what it stuck to me it's the "coward" approach that some people have when they start to competing, really inspired me to stretch and make most of my time to improve my game

Mia Li bro

gaAYYYYYY

does blinking like a madman give you power

>FLUSH VS JUST

I'm not Dana I can't book the fight

WHOS YOUR FAVORITE WMMA FIGHTER? FOR ME ITS FELICIA SPENCER

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That wasnt a btfo, that was very diplomatic and makes me think higher of Khabib

i really dont like any of you, except the dutch poster

Heem day isnt a meme bruv, its full fledge holiday now. July 6 2019. Dont forget it bitch

shes so cute i wanna fuck her and dick slap her huge chin with my micro penic

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actually not that bad, good for khabib

people who hate Khabib are 100% pathetic NEETs. even Conor doesn't hate him ("is only business")

based

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i see you have good taste

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Jarmall won the story of the joke

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>streamable.com/6frhd
thoughts?

Cawlmedy b

UFC 206

Paul O'Costa will hold UFC gold by eoy 2020. Screenshot this.

Why do women do this? Is this a mating dance for apes?

I wouldn't put it past Arab officials to get to Poirier and fix the fight. They can't stand the thought of a Muslim fighter getting beaten on their turf.

justin would rather die then take a bribe. he is literally the great white hope christian vs evil mudslime

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Where is the ass and hips? Theres nothin there

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we talmbout asians?
i heard one was named jamal

Khabib's bottom bitch is here alredy, alhamdulillah

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mista shab yo lip

I like my whiskey like my women

only proper 12s

>Khabib's bottom bitch
Nice to meet you.

Is Dana overrated or underrated as a boss?

Has he overstayed his welcome?

Kayla Harrison is like Khabib, but better.

too unprofessional but that also makes for good entertainment

I offer you this:
Khabib is a champion in the real world
Conor is a champion in his own world
Tony is a champion in many worlds

He's highly underrated. Dana is a lying fucking goof, but he's a charismatic goof who is also a true fan of the sport. Much better than some grey suit making "right" decisions.

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yall said he was gay but he's actually fucking this pussy up

>Based daddy Dana btfoing the nerds!!!!

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wake up Zabit

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>CANvin Kattar
Fer sure Renato MoiCANo is a munster bee

Wake up, Calvin. Zabit took your leg home to Dagestan.

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this worst pain yo life

wake up Khabib

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Rogan is a brainlet for asking why lobbyists are allowed to exist.

Unironically what would stop a guy like Hafthor just rolling up and bear hugging everyone to death

>That 31 year old prospect

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Anderson will wrestlefuck walker into a boring decision and fight jones next

Who are you quoting?

If he grabs you once, is over

>Jimmy Smith is now a YouTuber with less views per video than me

Dang...

>you now remember that fucking retard brendan schob is trying to be a comedian

High level BJJ on display here.
Friendly reminder that "get in my guard breh" doesn't work when Habibi is perfectly comfortable staying in half guard punching you repeatedly.

youtube.com/watch?v=K9KKBvWTdMQ

if you like mma youre a fucking idiot and quite likely a homosexual

I don't like MMA and I'm both of those things

i knew you had a cover for posting in here tryiing to pick up men lithfag

badr hari

is rico verhoevens bitch

>won via injury
At least the Reem knocked him out.

Reminder that if you dislike Rogan on commentary you should gb2 >>>/reddit/

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Ooooh hes hurt, hes hurt, its all over, its over, stop the- oh wait, he's getting up, what a bull, what a stud, I wish I could sniff his balls while he rails my wife.

Raquel Pennington vs. Holly Holm 2 in Australia!

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youtu.be/4YUHAVa-kMI

UFC 189 all around was great, UFC 217 as well

what is color commentary

What's UFC fighter Aspen Ladd's psychological profile? Is Holly ducking her?

Your favorite female fighter?

Is it when rogan comments on how he wants coloured people to fuck his wife?

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does he have any chance?

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Dustin - Habibi is closer than Max - Frankie was.
And some crazies thought Frankie won a split decision, so make your own mind.

Dustpoo Pooripoo.

For me, its Ronda "Saves All Her Head Movement For The Bedroom" Rousey.

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Dustbin Pissoirpoo

the guy went toe to toe with shelftime pettis 1 year ago and barely outwreslted him
no chance

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your thoughts on dana white?

Dana Poote

the cardio of a mcdonald competitive eater

It's amazing, shocking even, that people exist in this very thread that honestly believe I wouldn't bait them into a CTE brawl and heem their brain for 15 straight minutes, lose the decision (robbery), but win the story.

favorite fighter?

Bryan "Bam Bam" Barberena

Elbows, knees, grappling, power, dick size etc.

Nothing. You probably can’t even heem him cause his neck is so strong

Not so fast /heem/. Who you got between Romero and Costa.

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Natty God Costa flushes Pooel

Gay peeass

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I only decide who will win once the fight has started.

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WHAT
IF
THE
USA
WINS

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Costa. Yoel is old and will never get a chance at the strap. We need new fresh heemers to get cte

moar

WHAT
IF
THE
USA
WINS

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I’ve always thought Yoel was overrated for finishing the two chinlets. He gasses quick and isn’t as good of a striker as people say.

But he is still better that that roided faggot. Hypothetically he should be able to wrestlefuck him.

WHAT
IF
THE
USA
WINS

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WHAT
IF
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WINS

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Trannies aren't shocking dude, post women being murdered or something

No contest. They headbutt heem eachother within a minute.

WHAT
IF
THE
USA
WINS

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Yoel never uses his wraslin tho

WHAT
IF
THE
USA
WINS

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NO

keep posting trannies

You just know

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100% Tyron is his bull

>Gets heemed in round 3

Yes I'm here for the trannys

Huge plot twist: Other way around

Post the fucking trannies you lazy piece of shit.

This

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how's this move called?

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Khabib is undefeated

why does her face look like shoe leather? Is it all scar tissue or has she had work done?

Roids

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Polyana Viana doesn't have a wikipedia page and is the first fight on the card why does she have 3x more followers than colby

And vice versa

>tranny shit got deleted
>porn threads are still up
What did the janny mean by this?

colby covington

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Strikers >>>>> wrestlefaggots

Valentina Shevchenko vs. Liz Carmouche
Vicente Luque vs. Mike Perry
Luiz Eduardo Garagorri vs. Humberto Bandenay
Volkan Oezdemir vs. Ilir Latifi
Rodolfo Vieira vs. Oskar Piechota
Enrique Barzola vs. Bobby Moffett
Ciryl Gane vs. Raphael Pessoa Nunes
Tecia Torres vs. Marina Rodriguez
Rogério Bontorin vs. Raulian Paiva
Geraldo de Freitas vs. Chris Gutierrez
TBD vs. Ariane Carnelossi
Rodrigo Vargas vs. Alex da Silva Coelho
Gilbert Burns vs. Alexey Kunchenko
Veronica Macedo vs. Polyana Viana
Will you be watching?

Canor tapped.

Khabib sniffed

I'll watch Macedo because its the first fight on the card and maybe she'll nipslip again

Then I'll just dip in and watch Gibert Burns vs Kunchenko, Volkan vs Ilir and the main and comain

>her

I use r/mma and r/heem and nobody can stop me from being a faggot on either platform

Based, you and elessdee should meet up

i will be the man to defeat BJ Penn

Khalil Rountree beats Walker in the rematch

I feel like Walker is a bit too wild for his own good.

Khalil "Bangcock Ready" Rountree will leg kick him into oblivion

Whomm?

Those leg kicks are brutal. You don't want to eat too many of those..

>she'll nipslip again
don't recall that b mind refreshing my memory fwein

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one more run at the strap, brother

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MISTA SHAB

30 days until Diarrheabib gets a fat Saudi sheikh style shit taken down his throat by Poirier

bullshit, he was absolutely MOGGED the first fight

looked like a dad beating his son

*GADOOOOSH*
>gets dropped by a can

Very nice sheem

Based

>He hasn't seen the new Khalil "Bangcock Ready" Rountree since the Walker fight

Tiger Team ww@

John walker flushes Jones

>one fight where he beats a turbocan that lost to a 60 year old machida and elias theodorou
For sure he's a munster my guy

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Listen, do you honestly think you could heem me? ME? Kid, I'd break your jaw with a stiff left hand and leave you comatose on the mat.

One more run at the strap, brother.

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*clinches you up against the cage*
*stalls till the end of the fight, occasionally peppering your body so the ref doesn't break it up*
heh,nothin personnel kid

>you can see the redness on the leg

Holly holm cyborg and valentina are the only relevant wmma. The rest are cans who will get gadooshed

>no ufc this weekend

At least theres fight night

nunes flushed all three

Who's your favorite fighter to get flushed this year?

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I’m aware but they flush the rest of wmma.

PFL picks?

Anyone else struggling with jungle fever
I wish there was a black pvz in the ufc
All the female black figtresses are crap lookin

Ante delija is a beast, hopefully he manages to advance despite not fighting, and ishi dont care about the rest

Askren went to sleep

Larping idiot. Canor tapped.

Nah, I'm more about latinas and asians and thankfully there's a few good ones.

why do black people chimp out after a few words of trash talk? I've seen it everywhere(mostly /pol)

If he went to sleep then how did he choke out Lawler? Checkmate.

will ufc uruguay sell out?

>polturd trying to take a moral high ground
What a time to be alive

Pol is a great place if u look specific info
other than that its a glow in the dark social experiment full of shi(t)lls

Like what?

any subject really
I havent gone on there in years though, stopped a couple months after drump got elected

Which one will you choose /r/heem.gov?
winning the story
or
being the champion in your own world

I got into pol during the start of the war in syria/migration and the news were full of shit, and i found there specific info/dissinfo about that particular war, the coup in turkey was also interesting since i talked to turks online and could hear their thoughts
Not going into details since it doesnt matter
I dont go there for more than a year, no time and dont care, some things cant be changed

Frankie is moving to Bantamweight.
Does he end the O'Malley meme?

I'm already champion of my own story

I'm clearly talking about the current pol which is a breeding ground for incels and terrorists.

A Aron Pico. I mean the last one erased any doubt of his can status.

thinking imma have to go with being my own world champ. stories only take you so far

Is he really? Hes only 5 years late.

Bathroom Ben Askren

Wake up, Henry

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why would i care

An overhyped meme fighter who will get flushed the moment he faces real competition and Zabit Magomedsharipov

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ONE
MORE
RUN

Kek i think the terrorists post on infinity chan

Me on the left

Why aren't there any Jewish fighters? Will we have to settle for Israel vs Islam?

>le powerlifters have no cardio meme
t. never watched a WSM in his life

jon "bones" jones is the goat

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70's funk

youtube.com/watch?v=XeQC4vcRhJQ

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Urijah vs Frankie 2 is the fight lads

Would you watch a fight between Lily Tomlin and four domestic cats?

>Urijah is back in BW
>Frankie moved down to BW
>Henry Cejudo is the BW champ
What the fuck happened to this division

One more run at proving to my son that height doesn't matter, brother

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lol

henry vs calikid is only fight to make at that weight class

i woke up this morning and said

COLBY IS THE GOAT RIP SNOOZEMAN

Did you take your meds right after?

hells nah nigga even the goat sonnen agrees with me

Finally my dream fight of Cruz vs. Edgar can happen

You should take your meds son

Based

This. Aljo is an anti-draw. Yan is a hypejob. The people want Cejudo vs Faber for the strap, brother.

he will crush all these manlets

>cryz

All i take is double (You)s and peds

Why not show him vick fights

(you)

>Manlet who nobody cared about at 145 is dropping down to a division nobody cares about
Never post in this thread EVER again.

Should have done this from the start. Size matters.

isnt he flushed enough?

Donde esta el nuevo

...

Someone make a proper thread

NEW:

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>22 hours and 42 minutes ago
Um, yikes...

This news is both exciting and sad.