Which sports would be the most popular when aliens come visit us?

Which sports would be the most popular when aliens come visit us?

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spoart where i eat that butwhole and huff the fart gas

ugly plastic hoe

she doesnt look human

>aliens are hyperintelligent
>capable of grasping intergalactic space travel
>obviously patient, controlled mindset to endure the journey here
>probably want to colonize
they shall play cricket

sauce pls

chinks are fucking gross
im suspicious of anyone attracted to them

If they're advanced enough to travel through space, they will only be interested in test cricket.

This is the post

Was i the only person on earth who wasn’t molested?

How is her head so small for her body?

imagine being THIS gay

can't argue with this analysis

too much plastic made her enter goomba mode

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i exclusively find actual women attractive
sorry youre a faggot who doesnt care if theres a cock hanging down from a bug thing, indistinguishable they are from the "men"

Gib alien gf

she just looks off as fuck, maybe the memes of asians looking like bugs are actually true

she's a big girl

urret bades

4 (you)

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You have to be capable of sexual interaction to be gay, that doesn't really apply here

i've always thought golf has universal appeal

It's also almost completely immune to "luck". Everyone plays an identical course which they are afforded time to practice on in advance.

plus you can fuck with the handicap and play with anyone competitively

sauce pls

Sabrina Suzuki

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East Asians rarely do.

Shut your fucking mouth.

But she has a penis

some of us like broads

based, get his bitchass

good post
reminds me I should go and rewatch some beetlejuice on stern

Jai alai.

Probably gladiatorial combat between enslaved humans

Korfball

ultimate frisbee

I'm hyperintelligent and want to colonize but you don't see me playing cricket

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3>2>1>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Lionel Richie>>>>

Agreed, tovarish

2>1>3=4

for me? its 4

She looks so odd. Can someone explain why she looks so not human?

Opening her eyes up wider plus leaning away from the camera gives her weird proportions. Doesn't look as strange when she sits up straight at the end.

Generations it will take for their descendants to look white if bred by whites

1 = 2 generations
2 = 3 generations
3 = 1 generation
4 = 2 generations

Because she's east asian

Supreme taste.

lmao, wind is a factor in golf

Aliens have been coming here for years and they just play soccer and high jump

She is not human, she's a clone of sorts

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Can't argue with this.

This happens in douglas adams' books

Pretty much, lot of "white" brazillians, even light hair and eye ones, have at least one grandparent that look something mutt like 3 or 4 or look mestizo like mexicans, but they are ashamed about it.

aaaaayyyyyy lmao