/copalib/ and /suruga/

It's not Copa Suruga anymore Edition

Games:
>J.LEAGUE YBC LEVAIN CUP / CONMEBOL SUDAMERICANA Championship Final 2019
Shonan Bellmare x Athletico Paranaense
07:00, ESPN Brasil

anime
Vasco

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/xy0x1MSoWIo
play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tinder
implyingrigged.info/wiki//copalib/
youtube.com/watch?v=uOIHHMnI_Ig
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Suruga_Bank_Championship
youtube.com/watch?v=xyuNHf_lg6E
futemax.tv/assistir-corinthians-x-goias-ao-vivo-hd-online-07082019/
youtube.com/watch?v=96p1McqN2Ng
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

gorda gostosa

See you guys next year

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youtu.be/xy0x1MSoWIo
Fuhracão Shippuden

in Série B

Wtf I love Athletico now

*wins*

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Raí>Lugano>Hernanes>Kaká>Luis Fabiano>Daniel Alves

fuck riVAR

>independiente just got VAR'd
Not even a independiantefag but this is bullshit.

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pic unrelated
>shitty edited belly under panties

Right is Sinthetico. Left is?

have sex

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Based

Shonen Bellmare

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Is this tomorrow?

No, it will be in December.

When are we Now?

January

Which Independiente?

Are we going backwards?

yes, the earth change the way it spins

independiente

good, fuck independiente

gol de independiente (del valle)

SURUGA

>El Rey de Copas
of course memengo lost a final to them

>the game is at 7am
fuck that

penal para el rojo

it's happening

guys I know that this is thread is about football but i've been part of this board long time ago and got some trust to you, that's why I would like to hear your opinions about something i'm going to do this week, don't give a fuck if you label as a degenerate but I really need to try it out.

Kiss a man.

Alright Ecuador, what is it?
>inb4 some incest bullshit

It's okay to have homosexual experiences. If you like you won't judge you.

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what's on your mind mano

If its something like you fucking a tranny unironically its ok. I unironically almost fucked a tranny once but I bitched out last minute.

so, yesterday when i was going out with my friends, i saw a girl, 15 o 16 years old on the metrostation (only 8 years difference if you think i'm a pedo you can go finger your ass idiot) i kept watching her, and when i finally had the guts to approach and talk, her metrobus came and she went in, I've not stopped thinking what would have happened if i had the balls to approach her earlier, don't care if she said no to share some words or phone numbers, so i want to go to the exact same station and try to meet her once again, so thats all

>a.nal

ummmmmmm
uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.tinder
I'll save you the trouble.

if i had a 15/16 yo daughter and saw that she interacted with a 24yo
i would hunt him down

gol del rojo

ind 2 - el valle 1

nah dude, those thots were one of the worst experiences i had in my life, i'll rather try this bullshit, i got money (zoomer family kid) so i don't loose anything doing this

I dated a 15yo who took me out of inceldom but I was 21, but I mean, the age gap wasn't nice anymore at this point
24 is completely unacceptable

Ah yes, because going to jail to soliciting underaged girls and grooming is much better than having a bad date on Tinder and thinking EVERY girl there will behave like the first.

man my father married my mother, and their age gap was fucking 18 years old my dad is a true winner

so did my parents, who had a 12 year gap
but my mom was 31 when that happened and she had already been married before
youre trying to convince me the gap is okay? so a 18 year old can date a 10 year old?

IT IS ONLY 8 YEARS GAP, thats not a huge deal user... It's not pedo bullshit...

what happened with that meme cup between Europe League and Copa Sul-americana Winners?

16 to 23 isnt that much... besides i'm not a sex maniac what the fuck user, I'm a god damn normie, were even in the blue side of Yea Forums we are all harmless anons here

Even if the laws of the country allow you to date a girl this age, you are LITERALLY going to STALK a 15 year old to a metrostation, at night, so you can date her, AND YOU THINK THIS IS OKAY
LIKE, MORALLY, SOCIALLY AND CRIMINALLY, WHICH IS NOT THE MAIN ISSUE HERE

AMO SU INOCENCIA

it was on the afternoon, ask first user don't fucking add info that i've not said

so what? I litteraly do this

ah yes because stalking a girl in the metrô is okay if you do it on the afternoon

los sudakas argentinos deberian de callarse si hablamos de pedofilia, mariconeria, etc... anda a ver el demente cojudo cabron...

age gap is irrelevant unless it's like 30 years
but being an adult and wanting to date a teenager...
imagine you coming home to work and your gf starts talking about high school drama
and then she wants to show you kpop shit or whatever kids listen to

Your father is the winner
Also where is the Independiente penalty fault webm ?

AMO SUS ERRORES

>since I have no luck with women I'm going for the children

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i really don't think she like those things, she's probably a humble girl, she was... ffs it was a coincidence, she was wearing her high school outfit from public one

>Your father is the winner
>Also where is the Independiente penalty fault webm ?

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what is the consenting age in your country?

No need to be mean

you seriously can not take anything with proper manner can you?

SU PRIMER AMOR

Imagine having a single bad date on Tinder so you have to literally stalk children on public transport stations so you can hope to get laid.

Do you want that in human or donkey years?

Getting oddly specific...

user, how many, please tell, how many times do i have to say that i am not looking for a sexual relation dude... you wanna know how much me and my ex wait to have our first sexual experience, 8 months, stop the bullshit

we fuck donkeys

>If you like you won't judge you.
Words to live by

>8 months
Should have broke up with her, by phone, atleast two months earlier, and moved on really quickly.

donkey to be easier for you to count

That was a trick question, it's the same number.

I'm mostly a normie user, almost a bloomer, or at least I always try to, i dont look for any of those satisfactions you are thinking you want which i don't judge, its your ideals tho

Holy fuck Ecuador, what the actual fuck.

el ecuatoriANO

W-what?!?

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If you are quick to point waiting 8 months to have actual penetration is a bother, there was a really big problem with your relationship, which is probably either the lack of communication or the superiority of one of the parts. Sex is not a thing where only one party wins and it's absolutely VITAL to a romantic relationship. And yes, if your girlfriend didn't want to fuck you in eight months despite you being vocal about wanting it, then you should have broke her heart before. If the blame is on you not communicating your wish to fuck her, then you are to blame for this.

i was 16 and that age when i had that relationship, we are talking about the first one, obiously when you get older you want to do it much more, personally... i'm a religious user, so many of those thoughts does not cross into my mind so often

Hypocrites
Here the consenting age is 14, and girls in this age are good enough
they let you fuck hard and deep as you want and really don't ask to much in return

>my ex

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this is worse than richard posting just pics

>age of consent is 14
>so you can take a 14 year old and intentionally convince her to have a relationship with you that will include sex and that's correct and morally acceptable because you are admitting you are uncapable of having a healthy relationship with someone your age
>specially when you are much more mature and hellbent on having sex with someone you clearly understand as not having the same sexual maturity as you
And I'm the one who's a hypocrite?

*wins Sudamericana 2019*
*knocks Sampaoli off the Libertadores 2020*
Nothing personnel, hairlet.

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you know you can have sex whit more than one girl, whit different ages, right?
and young girls are anoying as fuck you litteraly can't have a real conversation whit them
but if you are just looking for a good old fuck, go for it man

Ah, so not only you are in agreement with me but you also state that you can't stand the sight of a minor girl, and just want to fuck them?
Literally kill yourself.

ok, but not because you asked me for, i would do it anyway

Why do these threads always take a turn for the worst? I love you /copalib/

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hey ecuadorANO what if the girl wants to wait two years before wanting to fuck u. just saiyan

>wake up
>see thread
>mfw

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>wake up
>see thread
>mfw

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>Libertadores 2020
lol

el bumpo nocturno

Do not reply to Ecuador

>it's only an 8 year gap

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I guess one could say there's a lot of noncense going on this thread.

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Mornin' frens. It's been 12 straight days of going to sleep drunk already. I hope there are good matches tonight so I can drink again

I warned you about too much blogposting copalib

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Guys, it's time to Suruga.
Vamos Surugar.

BORA SURUGA

>suruga futebol clube can't attack
Fuck

>this thread
I love you /copalib/

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Reminder it's immoral to Suruga with underaged girls.

stream?

suru.ga

suruga.tv/surugao_bellmare

Suruga is a banking company, I tried your one though

Japanese football is surprisingly comfy, holy shit.

It's on TV here and it's a cold day, I won't be able to help you with streams

its okay, found a low quality one

>Surugas singing to the tune of Como no te voy a querer
Based

Golazo
>Suruga 0 x 1 Surugha

It seems some Brazilian user was pulling facts out of his ass to hurt EcuadoriANO feelings.

T. Thread analyzer

>Colombia womens team is in the final of the Pan american games
>mfw they win and get gold
>mfw mens NT cant win shit

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Holy shit what a Suruga

>Coxas thinking we would lose to some japanese team

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Hey, /copalib/, it's time:

Here's /copalib/ team. what possible memes can we have now?

>vasco
>rename una vela to VARsinso
>rename smellinho to WALLACE
>Profissional de Marketing
>Obeso

implyingrigged.info/wiki//copalib/

>Colombia's hot mun

>forgetting Fuck a. nal

but fuck a.nal is already in

Who /driverslicense/ here?
The test I took was a fucking joke desu. Still glad I passed.

the meme

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Fuck you're right I didnt even see it
My test was also a joke, driving is easy tho.

For me, it's

>Cerro

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I'll leave this here then evade bans, then come back and bump this thread again.

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Thanks Joao

Shut up nigger

Stop being a little bitch

Lose weight.

Nobody cares. She's disgusting, just like you.

t. incel virgin
I bet you even think 8 years is acceptable so you can hope to have sex someday

Thanks for the source

Congrats, you just shit up another thread.
>inb4 lose weight
>have sex
>incel

t. incel
Please have sex, lose weight and get shot, I don't care in which order. And no, you are not Colombian.

riVAR

You mispelled >we

Back to 55chan with you. Racism is not allowed, so you may come back when you have sex and lost weight. Bye, Enzo the Incel.

>Argentina in a final
yeah, this will be easy

We like niggers here

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>Enzo, the virgin incel is banned.
Oh thank you based mods, who work for me for free.

literally who

Anime it's actually good

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cute

SALVE O TRICOLOR DAS BIBA

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VIADO CLUBE BRASILEIRO

TU GOSTA DOS PINTO GRANDE

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Tell me which station and which time of the day, so I can call the cops on you.

Based Ecuabro

Kill yourself.

Its not worth the jail time bro, just go for an 18 year old

>palmeiras stadium won't be available on lib thanks to Sandy & Junior

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Tonight bros

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>copa
nobody cares

>mao lame
kek

How can a Yea Forumsirgin like me get a gf like THIS?

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if she is 15, you're good to go

VAI TOMAR NO CU SANDY E JUNIOR
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AQUI E PALMEIRAS PORRA

What is the age gap? If it's 8 years, stalk her to the metrostation.

Have money
>muh 8 years

she literally has the face of an ape

Still looks better than your mom.

>8 year age gap
the new /copalib/ player for the Yea Forumserb owl?

Either this or
>Kill yourself Ecuador

the chad ecuador
the virgin everybody else
simple as

>8 year age gap
Make it a thing bro please

youtube.com/watch?v=uOIHHMnI_Ig

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This

Crinje

well, that's up to the user responsible for the team, which i don't know how to contact

yeah me? i do love how women here look like trannies

liga aguila ii clausura jornada 4 done

results

bananeros 1 - 1 montañeros
casi 2 - 0 aseguradores
cucuta 1 - 1 el blanco blanco
mill8s 2 - 1 sopa de jaguar
oil alliance 1 - 0 envergado
pelo de burra 0 - 1 la mechita
boyacos 2 - 0 river Black
los pijaos 4 - 0 santa B
the chad cuyes 1 - 1 the virgin leopardos
a.nal 4 - 1 huilel

jornada 5 start this friday with kkk - oil alliance, tonight we have copa with lechona - los palmirANOS and metrallo - gallinas

sorry for the delay, last night i was really tired and sleepy.

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SURUGA PORRA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SURUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


PEGA NA MINHA SURUGAAAAAAAA

SURUGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

What's this

who dat

a colo-colo hincha moved into my house

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Suruga_Bank_Championship
>even santa fue beat kashima and a.nal didn't

Can we and our best sudaca friends, The Colombians, agree that Aflético is bigger than a.nal?

win a copalib before making that question again

You are paying the bills, so I'll go there too :)
Guys tell me, how hard would it be for COLO COLO to get to this cup?
I'd say it is not hard.

They just won SURUGA today, my friend. Has your club won the SURUGA?
>t. binter

no, my team is either in copalib or in serie b
and i'm quite sure inter has won it

my gf isn't a tranny

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Arkektina is your boipucci well lubed?

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LOV ECUADOR
LOV SURUGA
LOV EL VAR SINSO

SIMPLE AS

My diiiiickkkkk

CHEFE ME PÕE PRA JOGAR
PRECISO DO BÔNUS PRA COMPRAR SKIN DE FACA NO CS

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>bourgeois morality

Please happen

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kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

It probably won't

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don't let el ecuadoriANO see this

goddamnit carlos

Dios mio

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>tfw gf
não sei o que eu faço mais, namorar é um lixo

Termina. Tinder.

Might be getting a gf soon unironically

good luck (it's not worth it)

have you tried botar no cu dela?

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Frequente o puteiro da cidade, uma hora ela vai descobrir e terminar.

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What the fuck

sou branco

Não com esta atitude.

>sou beta
Fix'd

>waaah sou branco

jardineiro ficou doído kkkkkkk

i'm starting to think jannies are based

When did our flag get so bad?

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high influx of sudestinos

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...

It's always been bad bro

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Lose weight

youtube.com/watch?v=xyuNHf_lg6E

No one is talking to you, lose weight.

based

DUHHH CIRNGE!!!! DUHHH BRINGE!!???!!1 CRINGE!!!!! LOSE WEIGHT!!!! IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!??? DURR BASED BASED BASED CRINGE CRINGE BASED LOSE WEIGHT BASED CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE I FEEL LIKE IM IN A FUCKING ASYLUM FULL OF DEMENTIA RIDDEN OLD PEOPLE THAT CAN DO NOTHING BUT REPEAT THE SAME FUCKING WORDS ON LOOP LIKE A FUCKING BROKEN RECORD CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE BASED BASED LOSE WEIGHT CRINGE ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS SNOYY ONIONS LOL ONIONS!!! CRINGE!!!1 BOOMER!! LE ZOOMER!!!! I AM BOOMER!!!! NO ZOOM ZOOM ZOOMIES ZOOMER GOING ZOOMIES AHGHGH I FUCKING HATE THE INTERNET SO GODDAMN MUCH FUCKJK YOU SHITPOST I HONEST TO GOD HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR OWN FECES IN HELL YOU COCKSUCKER VUT OHHH I KNOWM MY POST IS CRINGE ISNT IT?? CRINGE CRINGE CRINGR CRINGEY BASED CRINGE BASED REDDIT REDDIT CRINGE ZOOM CRINGE ONIONS REDDIT BASED BASED!!!!!!

fuck, i forgot to add have sex

Stream for the corinthians match pls?

unrelated to us but holy fucking shit

how new are you, faggot

lá vem o fodão
o veterano em CHAN
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

futemax.tv/assistir-corinthians-x-goias-ao-vivo-hd-online-07082019/

pontos sendo distribuídos pros rebaixados

Ecuabro is not wrong
Let me remind you that the very Libertador de America himself, based José de San Martin, married a 14 year old girl while he was 31

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>juiz roubando pro corinthians

no way

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chupa CUrintias

it was offside brainlet

>POGBEAR
POGBEAR
>POGBEAR
POGBEAR
>POGBEAR
POGBEAR
>POGBEAR
POGBEAR

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suck my nutsssss

Finally someone, while I personally do not find 14 yo girls attractive, people need to know that marrying "underage" girls (a term that dis not exist until recently) was the rule. If nature says a girl can breed, she can breed. Go for it ecuabro, 16 is totally ok.

>ganhamos roubado rapaziada que irado

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I've got something to say to jannies and curintianos

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cope

el pedoguayan shows himself again

>Inicialmente, o árbitro marcou escanteio, mas o lance pode ser revisado pelo VAR.
Imagina ter que operar o joguinho pra ganhar do GOIÁS

>cope

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stay seething faggot

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Segue o líder

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what the fuck does that has to do with you being wrong?
cope harder retard

cringe

nice straight line, loser
no era offside

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>they used fura-cao as the mascot

based furacaca

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seethe

>dedão do pé na frente
Gambás são pateticos

youtube.com/watch?v=96p1McqN2Ng

is it time to let them back into libertadores?

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please stop posting brainlet

Make me, subhuman

Not sure what are you arguing about here and I'm not taking any sides, but that's not how it works. That line should be parallel to the penalty area line.

i don't have to do anything brainlet, if you want to keep exposing your room-temperature IQ its your problem

Rangeban when?

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>game time
>thread stops being comfy
reee

Das duas uma, ou um sulista viado ou um cabeça-chata invejoso. Nenhum dos dois pode ser considerado humano e ainda pede que os demais sejam banidos.

that's what happens when antis want to root against us but lack enough brainpower to do so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

cansado desses juízes filhos da puta roubando a favor do time do lula

range ban when my niggers?

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reminder that tonight has copa do brasil
you're the one to be not considered human in here. we're not the ones behaving like a piece of shit

It's all about politics and power bro, they really do not care about the people, the laws or whether someone actually did something wrong.

Quality didn't change so far

inb4 some sperg comes here defending that asshole

normal people: *have a normal discussion about things that happened in the game*
merdestino: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

normal discussion with a little bit of banter*

if that's what you call a normal discussion, i can only wonder what a messy fucked up life you live

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Reminder to not reply to any 55 autists, that is all

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>i have no arguments so i'm going to call you a brainlet
thanks for proving my point, paneleiro

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t. paulista corno
eu sou paranaense e odeio nordestino tanto quanto você mas paulista é o pior de todos vocês

é como tentar pegar fumaça, é como tentar pegar fumaça com as proprias maos

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This

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*wins nothing and goes bankrupt*

Jadson is really lacking match sharpness.

its like he didnt even tried to lose the extra weight he gained

Why is VAR even calling his attention? His arm was completely spread out and the ball was in direction of the goal...

His shot is completely off, don't know if it has much to do with weight.

What a dumb foul. They had no chance of coming back in the game and now he'll miss the next match. Wonder what his thought process was.

inter about to atropelate cruzeiro

This 100x

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Inter x Cruzeiro is a classic?

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What is the most based team from Recife? Sport has a national title, but the team crest is clipart tier and I hate black/red as a color scheme.

of course it is, are you even a hue

>Recife
None

I'm scared lads

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Reminder

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cuzeiro is getting relegated, dont worry cacetinhofag

This.

Is this still up

>Thiago Neves

Cruzeiro playing some nice murderball today

lel

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stream link for the cruzeiro x inter match bros?

futemax.tv

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Jajajajaja +10

Inter is not that small, friend.

inter is not the small one, buddy :^)

Not even that guy, but inter is just a small team with a bit of luck. Even gaymio is bigger.

Inter lost their shot at Série B to América-MG. Yes, they are the small one.

i agree, but somehow cruzeiro manages to be smaller :^)

mano is mad

blocked...

>sassá still exists

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É vingança por bloqueares as melhores emissões da RTP, paneleiro.

give me a working link you faggots

Based

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>tfw never relegated

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Big if true

DARE DA

Paranaense é só um paulista metido a gaúcho. Como se precisasse fingir que é viado.
kkkkkkk
t.carioca masterrace

Kek

KEK

>t.carioca

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>t.carioca masterrace

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>Cruzeiro x Inter
>Luis Roberto Rio narrator saying 5 in 5 minutes about corinthians victory today and they can still win brasileirão

Based anime protagonist

You now remember

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obessed

>varzileirão is just a shitty isekai with curica as the bland loser mc and flamídia as the gay antagonist

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Prevejo um gol do sassa

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More like dragon ball as goku lives rent free on side characters heads too

bem feito colorado feicebuqueiro da porra

Santa Cruz, black red and white, have shit but big ruined by urine of their totally subhuman crowd, coral snake mascot and nickname.

Nautico, red white, upper middle class fanbase with stadium sorronded by big appartament buldings (yes in Brazil that tipical wealth housing type), but the nice thing their mascot and nickname is RAT.

Xipoti, red black, deluded arrogant supportes that thinks their fake meme national title, also thinks they are biggest club in the norf Brazil, but everyone know Bahia is bigger and even vitoria is bigger. Lion mascot and nickname.

Ibis, red black, literary call themself the worstest team in the world, national meme and knowed about it. Black bird mascot and nickname.

Chose one, all are red, black, white combination.

I don't really believe >we can, but I can dream.

I'll give it a shot either way

Why the hell this team only plays well at the cup?

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> have shit but big ruined by urine
what

>Chose one, all are red, black, white combination.
Why did none of them think to use yellow, orange, blue, any color other than those three? There's so many red/black teams in Brazil.

Rei de copas meu amigo, é o rei de copas }:‑)

is she white or a guarani india

but they always get rekt at copalib

>side characters are more interesting than mc and antagonist

Agreed
Cruzeiro, Grêmio, Palmeiras and Bahia are based

calado pessimista arrombado

CAYASSE PENDEJO

>Thiago never

>their stadium
Fixed, sorry.

>14 WC recife spot
>have big stadium
>rebuild it to fifa standards?
>no just build another white elephant in middle of nowhere that ruined Nautico getting relegated to first division to third

Xipoti have third unofficial colour, just see their kit and logo and reserve kits, its yellow/gold

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for me it's gallina

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We're winning this btw

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Cope, state without mundial

cute stuff

>dede is still playing
Kek

I think we have lot of no colour black/white teams, in the "bigs" ones is about half, also lot of green ones too. I believe yellow is kind of taboo because its generally associated with seleção, and we have some shit dictation about yellow colour is just choking.

Time grande CAI SIM

Tell me how much your "mundiais" are worth and why they sit besides the Série B titles.

>Cuzeiro literalmente amassando o Binter
>7 jogos sem gols
>Mamo Memezes
Isso é real ou estou sonhando?

COPE
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ADOLFO
D
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EL GENOCIDIO GAICH

English, fuckboy

You're better than this, americANO

>waaah muh mundials plesae dont talk about serie b

>caccá
>preto broxa
>thiago nevers

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>thiago snow

Fuck, this dude is only 12 years older than me.

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Mineiros only talk about >muh relegations because that's really the only thing they've got left to boast
And guess what? It's irrelevant in the major scale

o mengão vai destruir esses gauchinhos kkkkkkkkkkkk

What the fuck is wrong with his hair?

There are more black/white teams in Brazil, but they are common elsewhere too. Red/black seems much, much more common in Brazil from personal experience. Especially lower league clubs. It's like how popular blue is in ingerlund.

He looks way past 42 desu

blonde people get gray hair earlier

DELET THIS

>el tercer Gaich

>waaah you're coping you're irrelevant
>w-we played the audi cup once!

Why? You can just dye lol, better than being bald.

GIVE ME A FUCKING LINK RIGHT NOW IM BEGGING YOU FUCKS!

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Brazillian Marcello Lippe, him is the right aposta to HEXA LADS! And still the gayucha ditadura in CBF since Doonga.

Him is not exactly blond.

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Why do you want to suffer a >cruzeiro match?

It is pure cope only gays use.

Always trust corinthians my friend! That's what makes us different from the other teams! We never ever stop believing!

Why is the stadium so empty?

Boca Juniors uses it too
You even see it here all the time

>I-I swear g-guys...It's irrelevant in the major scale
kek

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That feel when this recently retired nigga is 3 years olden than him. Its proof the superiority of pretos is masterrace and whites the cuckest race

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Pan americano sub 23

fuck off
metidinho a americano

wha is this

Boca is the last team that should, considering they have the same lawyers Fluminense hires.

OF COURSE the cúckmeirense is a cuckold fetshist

This is very weak banter

BASED

White and therefore blond people are the fasting being bald too kkkkkkkk

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Don fradon

=_=

Projeção é feio

That's a very weak team you support.

So are yours lol
Mineiros seethe so easily, fucking babies
Paulistas come second

>esse time do inter chutando em cima do goleiro
i'm not mad I'M NOT MAD

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Mineiros are just retarded people, memeiros fans call cuzeiros fans MARIAS just because some grafiti of MAFIA AZUL the F is bad written looked R, and cuzeiros to counter call memeiros fans LURDES, because their social headquarters is located in neighbor called Lurdes.

This.
Every team from the premier league got relegated at least once. Juve, bayern, milan, borussia too, its really not a big deal.

kek this is so true
it must be really sad to support those pathetic teams tho. almost feel bad for them

debate of the century: gauchos vs. mineiros, who are the most retarded?

ur mom

But their leagues have about more of 100 years of existence, nowdays big teams are smaller in past, brasileirão have only about 50 years, 60 if you count these meme fax cups that like palmeme have 2 titles in same year.

>MAFIA AZUL
You mean guarda popular cruzeirense?

Gauchos bigger than palmeiras and rio

>that penalty execution

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*clearls throat*
fuck cruzeiro

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JÁ PODE ENTREGAR A TAÇA

for me it's Inter
2019's copalib and cdb winner

Oh nonononono ahahahahahhahahahahaahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaha

>cuckzeiro

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Will Grenal final finally happen?

...pro grêmio

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OPA BOA INTER, MELHOR PRO NOSSO MENGÃO VOCÊS PASSAREM CARALHO!

This isn't true, but okay.

Also, how many winless games is that? Where will mano go, bros? Carille didn't take the money.

does it really make a difference tho? in the end they still got relegated, it just shows its something that can happen, but it doesn't take away the club's worth

>advancing to the final just to get btfo by gaymio again
>before that, will be raped by flamengo
I almost feel bad for them

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ta perdido amigao? eles tao jogando a copa do brasil que voces JA FORAM ELIMINATEDS KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Based Denilson!

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holy fucking shit, everything i said is turning true
cruzeiro is now burning, congratulations for this retarded plan, i said it wouldnt work, now theyre truly fucked, no copalib, prolly relegated, no cdb

>

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Posts que não envelheceram bem.

user... you're okay?

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...

Se duplos Mamo Memezes é demitido, se triplos ele fica pelo menos até o final do ano.

CRUZEIRO HEADING STRAIGHT TO SÉRIE C
SCREENCAP THIS

If we pull Copa off, would Cruzeiro die?

BTFO MARRYS

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Yes. It would be also extremely hilarious.

1945'd

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/R/ some pornstar that look like her

Graças a Deus esse timéco vai cair, ninguem aguentava esses cornos nos anos 2000

>when you see an alb*nian

>Edenilson injured
Flamengo wins again.

They're a big club

>need to write an essay for tomorrow
>keep avoiding it
JUST

Just like that spongebob episode

>roscafiore

I'll help.
DEAR

at this point I just want 46 points in the brasileirão and nothing more

>Binter focused in Gayanal century final of copa BR
>just ATROPELATED by adjusted F. Luiz, Rafinha and Balotelli Mengón in liberadores da america
>best crowd makes fun by Gayrrero getting red card
Fuck yeah, screencap it faggots.

NIGGER

SASSALOTELLI

Same

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>again

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>millonarios
wtf is wrong with this team

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Always funny just like El Chavo del Ocho

I can't believe I will have to endure Binter colleagues annoying me for the entire next year after they inevitable eliminate us in copalib and win the CDB over us, better be eliminated by plastetico now and avoid the humiliation

what a shit game, holy fuck

First time watching a cruzeiro match?

Say my name

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no they're not lmaoo

>cruzeirenses calling mano menezes dumb
>he gives a thumbs up
LMAO

Newfag

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i know hes baneposting, i just cant agree that cruzeiro is big

Is he getting fired now? Should he? I think the team is just shit.

Why do I support this shit team guys? why did I have to be born in Bogota? fuck me

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Yeah, when he had a better team last yeah he did fine.

Just imagine >flamerda thinking they will beat Inter in Libertadores

based gostosafan

meant for

Do you guys honestly think that Mano is doing a bad job? Will the team improve without him? I still find it hard to believe its his fault, the guy won 2 cbds back to back, that gotta be more than just luck

Stop being a plastic and just roll with them, my lad

They'll actually get worse without him, but this is how things happen around here, hue supporters are too impatient.

Sometimes, the team is shit, but the club can't just replace 6 players midseason. If they fire him, there's going to be several clubs lining up for him I think. They're going to get relegated if he's gone for sure.

This.

Odair or Renato will totally fall after this two games

The team won't improve with him leaving since it will take long until a decent manager comes. Also they will be relegated if that happens.

supporting a club means enduring the good and the bad satan, if you cant do that you would just be supporting a new club every time your previous one lost a match

Thats not it. I bet that Mano is taking a lot of shit from the players. The problem in Brazil is that players have too much bargaining power its always easier to just fire the coach and bring someone new. Im certain they are just tired of Mano and want him out, so they are playing like bloodless pieces of shit.

It's time

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O novo técnico do Cruzeiro é o sr. Waldemar.

Him to replace Shite in 2022 WC?

I wouldnt even think about supporting another team. But thanks guys.

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Can him can fix Cruzeiro?

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AH VAI TOMAR NO CU PORRA!

pretty kino ngl

Good to see at least one decent human being came out of that fucking buss accident. Still seethe to this day the good niggas we lost there. My brappers were never the same.

Thiago Neves fucking sucks and Mano gets all the press wanting his head.

just wait for Bbrêmio to lose both the CDB and libertadores and Renato will be on the go

WALDEMAR E O CARALHO

Him to replace Shite in 2022 WC? Can him fix seleção to hexa?

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No one is replacing Tite.

I cant see us improving with Mano, but I actually see us getting worse with him leaving. Is it over bros? Is it finally time to Cruzeiro taste segundona?

>flameme trembling in fear right now

i really hope he stays

Imma be honest, its time like these i wish Cruzeiro had favela apes supporting it. If shit like these happened to Flamengo or Corinthias the players would fear for their lifes

be the favela ape user, throw bricks at their windows to send the message

FICOU ACORDADO ATÉ TARDE SECANDO O CRUZEIRO?

>If shit like these happened to Flamengo or Palmeiras the players would fear for their lifes
fix'd
Corinthians supporters would cheer until the away game, then they would criticize. (on social media)

Not really, Flamengo are the MESTRES SUPREMOS in choke at home.

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FIQUEI PIRANHA
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O CRUZEIRO TOMOU NO CU
SE FUDEU

VAI TOMA NO CU!

If I was in BH I would. Also, a minha avó pagou camarote no jogo do River, esses filhos da puta tao fazendo a veia gastar dinheiro a toa, que raiva da porra

>FIQUEI PIRANHA

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there is no decent one available, so things will get worse

Just a bit of autism, I'll have some sleep

If Mano gets fired, where will he go?
I don't see any bigger team going for him and he seems too expensive for the smaller teams.

China

vacations, he's rich as fuck my dude

patetico mineiro

Middle East

>uruguay chimping out over the panamerican meme cup

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Fuck off to Japan or Qatar

Confirmed he's out
We're fucked, there is no good coach to replace him

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thislink?

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How does he fucking do it?
Oh, it's because he's against youth team memes

El Mengele de Montevideo

where is the new thread bois

MINEIROS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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Timbu não é rato. Timbu é um tipo de gambá.