/nfl/ General - Flo Edition

t. Redditor

Even though the autism has been unbearable, I have to admit these threads are going to be pretty funny in the first 3 weeks if the Bills start 3-0, which they very well could. They're facing the Jets, Giants, and Bengals.

Jets > Bills

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How about when the Bears go 2-0

Did anyone start the pick'em league yet or does that start in September?

Packers
Saints
Cowboys
49ers
>>Bears and Eagles wildcards.

Patriots
Chiefs
Colts
Browns
>>Texans and Chargers wildcards.

>Colts
At what, 8-8?

>packers
>cowboys
>fucking niners
Is this your first year or something?

I have them winning those games but the rest of the schedule is brutal. 6-10 Is an absolute possibility for them, in fact I'd say it's their ceiling
>MUH DEFENSE
That's cool. They play some high octane offenses that their offense simply will not be able to keep up with and they do not have some legion of boom tier D to keep them in games

Did somebody say sex?

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Hoping for a comfy season, lads.

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see you in the superb owl

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Is the mace still burning?

>The Oakland Raiders have signed DE Randy Gregory

Just like last year, right?

That's a big fucking Wolf

>Browns
>Toxins
>Chorgers
>Aints
>Xehawks
single digit IQ take

Ohhh I get it. Brown Bear as in the Browns.

I think Lions/Vikes won't do anything, Bears will regress to 10-6 but get wildcard, while Packers D is great with a new look offense under Lafluer and healthy Rodgers.

Redskins/Giants are ass, and Cowboys D is one of the best, good solid offense to get 11-12 wins. Eagles will get 9-10 and thats if Wentz stays healthy, big if.

Cards are shit, Seahawks are going 8-8, Rams and Goff are gonna fall off hard and 49ers with Shanahan and Garapolo are gonna get 10-11 wins.

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Jags or Titans aint doing shit.
Texans will regress and get 9-10 wins.
Colts can only improve and win division.

How much longer must Denver suffer under the equine tyranny of Elway? Other than grabbing Manning in free agency, he's sucked complete ass in drafting and signing offensive players

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Only if they put Nagy in at QB.

>I think
Well you’d be wrong. Lions and Vikings are both looking to make up lost time.

>chargers finish around the same record as last year with an even better defense and one or two weapons lost on offense
>hurr retarded take

Wew lad

>tfw chocolate/wewuzegyptnshiet waifu

For me, it's Baker Mayfield

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For me it's Booker Mayflower

>Chargers get worse while Chiefs get better
>nigga drinks the kool-aid
Every year lmao

>bears but no rams

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last year was a test drive. this year is the real deal.

>1 owl on 2 attempts in this decade
shut up lol

Uh huh, sure

He brought them 3 superbowls so he is there forever

>chiefs get better

If you call losing your top back and pass rushers improving sure fucking kek

For me it's Baxter Mayfair

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For me it's Butch Maynard

we lost to a a championship team by 7 points and 2 yards. I am ok with that.

The only thing Brees throws anymore are checkdowns and other dink-and-dunk type passes to Kamara and Thomas. His deep ball is statistically gone and the only reason the Saints' offense is what it is because they have the league's best O-Line.

Anyone who thinks that Brees is still elite and not just coasting on defenses preparing for his reputation/the fact that no one had film on Kamara coming out of college is a retard. As expected of a favela like Poo Orleans.

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Loser mentality, tbqh

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post
>best team from this decade
>best team to lose the super bowl this decade
>favorite team that won a super bowl this decade
>favorite player not from your team
>GOAT soda flavor

2017 Eagles
2013 Broncos
2014 Patriots
Baker Mayfield
Key Lime you've gotta have it

His defense isnt't even top 10 so I'm not sure where you're getting that from.

And between 10-35 yards he's still one of the most accurate in the league. Throwing it deep doesnt win otherwise Stafford and Allen type QB's would put up better numbers.

Here's the (you) you asked for.

Hope it makes your day.

>Your team
>a player on your you could beat in a fight
>a player on another team you beat up
>a player you'd have back you up
>the last time you got laid
>was it good

Raiders
Carr
Brady, Cousins
Burfict
last Saturday
no, she wanted me to do cocaine with her

These types of posts should be bannable

was he drafted 2017? you can hardly judge a first year TE

good for them, they will still have bad offenses

>read old threads
I’m the original guy who harassed the guy sameposting on his laptop and phone like three threads ago and haven’t posted since. Glad to see some Anons harassed him for me the last threads

You just mad you didn't make one in time, take this (you) and go lie down

you're right but its too easy. when i post from my american ip i get 10 (You)s guaranteed

LOL holy shit somebody stop me!!

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Reddit is bad because it allows Chinese and American political and corporate propaganda media groups to post and remove posts, automoderators castrate your ability to post anything, and you can only parrot the popular opinions or else your post is hidden and minimized at the very bottom and labeled “controversial” like you’re some monster.

No they won’t and you’re brain dead for thinking this

pack
jk scott
tyrann mathieu?
bakhtiari ofc
last night
was ok, we were both too tired from dinner to do anything special

Dubs and you can name my fantasy team. Or just a good name and you can name my fantasy team.

(You)s are only valuable when it’s praise for OC or rage at perfect trolling

Sexual Fantasy

couldn't be more wrong

“I’m gay. This is me coming out to you guys”

Well shit. Done and done.

@94655371
Taking this to the bank. Too EZ

Wow, that was fast
Shut the fuck up, newfag redditor
[spoiler]Like that?[/spoiler]

>needing offense players to win a super bowl

>6. Bills

>2013 Seahawks
>2015 Panthers
>2017 Eagles
>Juju Smith-schuster
>Root beer all day

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>calls yours truly a newfag
>doesn’t know you can’t spoiler on spuh

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@94655435
thanks for the (You) sucker!

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HA lol salty and casual

GIVE ME A (YOU) OR YOUR FUCKING QB DIES

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TICK TOCK

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84 GORILLION

Artifact > Hearthstone

At least a good edition.

>packers 1st seed
>calling anyone a casual

Which starting QB is going down with an injury first?

i got a thielen...

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FUUUUUUCK

At least 5 years to the credit from the superb owl start to fading. If Flaco does well, add 1 year for every decent season.

>aints fans will literally NEVER EVER get over that no call

Absolutely pathetic

Your team has choked in spectacular fashion two years running. You need to face reality. Your quarterback is old and your window is closed. Stop crying

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>your team
>your backup team
>other teams you would root for

lol look at this retard

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no

>dabs on the aints

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CAM

wasnt my prediction, I just said the lions and vikings would have bad offenses

>eagles
>rams
>jets, colts, broncos

...

take this faggotry to Yea Forums and keep it there

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Did you finally buy a hooker?

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>implying Damiem Wilson didn't play at an elite level
>implying losing a one year wonder in Dee Ford and an overpaid old man in Houston is bad

>spags will make the d better his first year

>the state of those NFC picks

Hard to be worse than 405.5 yards and 26 points

Baker Mayfield

Robert Quinn already fractured his hand. Fugg

2013 Seahawks
2013 Broncos
2015 Broncos (am a biased coltsfag and liked seeing Peyton go out on top even if he was a corpse being carried at that point)
Whoever I draft in fantasy this year
Cola

Sneed

Kinda ironic since he goes down on his boyfriend nightly

browns
texans
patriots, chargers

literally who?

You go into a coma and you wake up in the 2nd week of February and you find out that Matt Stafford is Super Bowl MVP after beating the Chiefs 45-24. What do?

>The Patriots not only go to 4 in a row, but they also win in Miami
Would the rest of the AFCE just fold?

>Analyticsfags think the running back position is worthless and are the biggest advocates of the idea that as long as you have a good O-Line any moron can rush for 1,000+ yards
>Eagles are an analyticsfags' wet dream of a roster
>Eagles had the fifth-worst rushing offense in the league last year

tfw to inteligend to run the ball

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>nothing wrong with R*ddit

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Dumb fuck above.

Luck

Wonder how I managed to play Madden in a coma

The rest of AFCE is attempting to be Patriots lite right now with stealing their players and coaches every year. They didn't fold, they got enveloped.

123tvnow dot com slash watch slash hbo
Hard Knocks stream fuckers

>Giants memory-holing Odell

R*ddit BTFO

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>browns
>are you fucking kidding me m8
>eagles or panthers

5. Hopefully LT has enough drugs to get me through sitting with fucking Giants players.

I love you

6 or 9 and its not even close

>GB
>404
>whoever’s playing the vikings

Bears
Titans
No one else. The two above teams have geographical significance in my life

>Pants
>Jags
>Lions and Bengals

love you too

>Analyticsfags think the running back position is worthless and are the biggest advocates of the idea that as long as you have a good O-Line any moron can rush for 1,000+ yards
That's not what they say. They just don't think running back is important. And clearly it isn't because even with the fifth worst rushing offense, the Eagles made the divisional last year and nearly beat the Saints. Clearly they're right since having a serviceable running game was successful.

In fact, looking across almost every team in the playoffs year, they tend to have something in common: they don't have star wide receivers or running backs, they have efficient receivers and running backs. You can cite exceptions like Tyreek Hill, but for the majority of teams that made the playoffs their star players are elsewhere.

Cowboys DE. Used to be a Dolfag

That Gruden speech at the start of Hard Knocks was bad ass

Patriots are going to the owl for the fourth year in a row

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ODELL IS THE ONLY PLAYER IN GIANTS HISTORY HE'S THE ONLY REASON ANYONE EVEN CARES ABOUT YOUR FRANCHISE HE SAID SO

HE'S THE GREATEST GIANT EVER AND THE TEAM NEVER EXISTED OR WAS RELEVANT BEFORE HIM. MEL HEIN? EMLEN TUNNELL? HARRY CARSON? NO ONE CARES OR KNOWS WHO THOSE ARE BOOMER SHUT THE FUCK UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Now THIS is boomer seethe

The best Giant is David Tyree
>Tyrees first pic on Google is him in a Devils jersey
The absolute state of New York

The Eagles only made the playoffs because the Panthers imploded in unprecedented fashion and the Vikings shit the bed when it mattered because Kirk Cousins is a fraud who robbed them blind.

I agree that wide receivers are overrated but you can't tell me that a guy like Saquon Barkley should have been a fifth round pick, if you even drafted him at all. And you also can't tell me that Josh Adams is talented enough to carry an offense.

Tyree wasn't even the best WR on the '07 team. Plaxico and Amani Toomer were.

And?
The helmet catch is the best thing to ever happen in New Jersey football history

lol, AB's kid said "where's Roethlisberger?"

How well would a team do if they poured like 120 million on defense and used a backup level talent QB? I'm thinking of a team that scores about equally on both sides of the ball.

Something like AD / Mack / Miller / Gilmore and whoever else you want.

The 2000 Ravens

Bad Feet nigga

Have sex [spoiler]again]/spoiler]

I fucking hate Gruden.

If Racism was a real thing and not fabricated then how come these people can come together on a team and have all this comradery and respect for each other?

99% of NFL players are sociopaths

Gibbs is and always will be the only head coach to win 3 Superbowls with 3 different QBs since Taylor will only do it with 2 (Dalton the next 6 owls, Preston Stone for the next 9.) Taylor retires as the only coach to win15 superbowls in a row. Don't ask who Preston is. You'll know the name soonenough. You'd know now if you bothered to read up on 2021 recruits like I do, but you don't. Because /nfl/ is a general for CASUAL """""""""""""fans""""""""""" that need news hand delivered to them like brain dead fucking babies. Head coaches all time ranked
>gibbs
>Zac Taylor (will move to number one after Superbowl 4)
>bellishit aka bellicheat aka bellibitch aka QB baby

Old Town Road coming back

>Pats
>404
>Burrs

only good response

eagles only barely made the playoffs because they were injured as fuck. dumb narratives
the general arguement is running backs generally arent worth top top picks or fat contracts. yeah elite running backs are still elite, but they don't deserve WR money or long term deals

>Dick Huff
Wow table 2, very cool! Thanks!

Just because not everyone is racist doesn't mean racism doesn't exist or isn't a problem

finna eat dat ass once she back from da gym before hoe hit da shower

CTE fucked them all up. NFL teams actively have slave labor activities during camp and burn crosses every Sunday.

How do kickers get CTE?
Theyre barely touched

its emotional CTE

Holy fuck Jonathan Abrams is an insufferable retard

Table 6 is a fight looking to happen.

He retardness almost made me turn the channel

>Richard Incagnito threading to shit in a black dudes mouth

real comradery

I mean, 18-1 is what I remember and thenak the giants for

1bengasl
2chargers
3colts
4pats
Wc1chiefs
Wc2texans
1saints
2 cowboys
3 9ers
4packers
Wc1bears
Wc2falcons

Colts > Texans (Watson breaks 3 ribs)
Chiefs > pats
Bengals > chiefs (mahomes breaks his neck)
Chargers > colts
Bengals > chargers (35-0)

Falcons > 9ers (Richard Sherman gets assasinated)
Packers > bears
Saints > falcons (taysom finishes 8-10 240 yards 3 TDs 0 picks)
Packers > cowboys (dak and zeke get into a turf war and dak gets his ass kicked spring break style, rolls up on Sean Lee, ending his career onthe sidelines)
Saints > packers

Bengals > Saints

>Shut the fuck up, newfag redditor
>[spoiler]Like that?[/spoiler]

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>1bengasl

I stopped reading

Fuck you.

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Im a Raiders fan but honestly last season of Hard Knocks was better

>username on 4channel
>reddit spacing
The post wasn't for you anyway you insufferable son of a dog

based

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>threading

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>Green Bay Packers
>not winning the Owl

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No.

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>this happened
youtube.com/watch?v=mQskgXwhKI4

...do you watch football, or just make completely random predictions based off uniform colors and city location?

Do you always begin sentences with periods like a concerned mother or is your vagina bleeding atm?

The which table meme is the most reddit shit I’ve ever seen

I would sit in number 1 to speak with future Hall of Famer Eli Manning.

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I'm a coach. I'm a big film buff. The other teams are steadfast against sharing a database because they're "having fun" at 10 and 11. But not in my books. Win at all costs. That's why the parents of bench warmers are sent to other games to film signals. If we're not gonna share film I'm gonna play dirty.

/Bills Owl 2020/

s e e t h i n g

>I'm a coach.
No, you're a faggot.
>I'm a big film buff.
Cuck porn doesn't constitute "film".
>Blah blah blah the rest of your post
nobody cares. off yourself queerbait.

>Your team
>Which Team do you root for
>which team do you want to win the Super Bowl
>Your team’s full name
>City, state or region your team is based in
>Team nickname
>Your Team

Carolina Panthers
Jacksonville Jaguars
None

AHAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT
LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT AND LAUGH WITH ME
>6. Bills
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

>being this much of a raging edgelord
You're a way bigger faggot than he is.

>No, you're a faggot.
Closeted
>Cuck porn doesn't constitute "film".
One of probably 3 fetishes on earth that doesn't appeal to me
>nobody cares. off yourself queerbait.
Nobody but (You)

B altimore
O rioles
O akland east coast edition
B altimore Ravens
I thaca but south several miles
E xcellent birds
S t. Peter’s Ravens

fags

>6. Bills
We chased off that butthurt faggot, he isn’t even replying to me anymore! I win, he’s certified butthurt and I’m the best troll in the general. Let it be forever known that >6. Bills caused great butthurt

>raider fan sleeping with coke whoores
checks out

>Is your dick small?(Be honest)
>How many times have you shit yourself in your life?
>Would you eat a bagel with cream cheese if you found a hair in it?
>Parrots: basedchad or yikesoof?
>Can you do magic tricks?
>Your zodiac sign
>Do you cry at night sometimes?
>Ever gambled on a fart and lost?
>Girl has smelly butt or hairy nipples?
>Dress up as a girl or eat poop?
>The nicest thing your mommy ever did for you
>Shaquille O'Neal dunks over Aaron Rodgers and slams his big black anus onto his head: which one is gay?
>Your football team

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Why is cbs a shit and gonna make it fucking difficult to watch my 2020 superbowl champion Miami Dolphins opening preseason game tomorrow night? Da fuck cbs, da fuck

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No
4 since I've been out of diapers
No
Basedchad
No
Aquarius
No
No
No
Dress up as a girl
Pay for my college education and car payments
Shaq
Chiefs

>6.5x6
>one that I remember and it was in grade one
>I don't eat bagels since I'm not jewish
>FUCK BIRDS
>FUCK MAGIC
>Crip
>I cry all the time
>love gambling, refuse to even use the word f**t
>no girl
>I'll take both of these to make up for the last one
>bought me beer
>Rodgers for receiving but it doesn't crack top 10 gayest shit he's done that month, which would be a crusher for anybody that isn't the greatest QB of all time
>Maine Black Bears
RIP Jovan Belcher

How was Hard Knocks?

>Is your dick small?(Be honest)
Ask your mom
>How many times have you shit yourself in your life?
I can only remember once
>Would you eat a bagel with cream cheese if you found a hair in it?
I wouldn’t eat one period
>Parrots: basedchad or yikesoof?
le loud pet is cringe
>Can you do magic tricks?
No
>Your zodiac sign
Taurus
>Do you cry at night sometimes?
Only internally
>Ever gambled on a fart and lost?
No
>Girl has smelly butt or hairy nipples?
You can shave hairy nipples
>Dress up as a girl or eat poop?
Today girls and guys pretty much wear the same clothes so
>The nicest thing your mommy ever did for you
Bought me an Xbox
>Shaquille O'Neal dunks over Aaron Rodgers and slams his big black anus onto his head: which one is gay?
Both as that’s two men doing a sexual action
>Your football team
Cowboys

1. Bills

Boring to be honest witchu family.

someone give me a link for hard knocks, its not up on hbo go yet

Dumbass

Prolly average
None that I can remember
Probably, yeah
Parrots are cool, but kind of weird
No, but I can do yo-yo tricks
Aquarius, I think
No, but I do get sad sometimes
Nope
Nips
Dress up as a girl
Supported me
Neither, as far as I know
Eagles

no
once
pick the hair out obv
based
no
gemini
a few times, but it has been a long time
no
neither
never
she takes me to a lot of concerts and bakes me dessert. shes a saint
who cares
packers

where can I watch hard knocks?

why

As a chiefsfag, someone tell me how their offseason went. Is the defense still eternally fucked, or did they fix it somewhat since last time? And who are the new bois replaying the guys we lost earlier this year after all that bullshit that happened?

>6. Bills

HBO

9gag

Now this....... this is based

piratebay

Kinobowl incoming

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>we signed a busted antonio brown to be our franchise receiver
what the fuck did i do to deserve this, bros?

sheesh I need to stop using reddit, it's literal poison for the mind

it's shit m8.
no
twice (one was 3 days ago)
no
tikesoof
i can make my dick disappear in your mom
taurus
yup
yup
once had a gf with a wild hair on her nipple that we picked together
dress up as sexc wamen
birth me
both
raiders(unironically)

>falling for the Chargers meme

Patriots
Steelers
Chargers
Colts
Chiefs
Titans

Panthers
Eagles
Bears
49ers
Falcons
Cowboys

Patriots over Panthers in the Owl

you were born an oakland supporter. now enjoy your diva receiver who lost his feet for the next few weeks.

Dubs names my fantasy team. Will
Post proof

niggers with attitude

perfection

God damn it

We'll be waiting

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>6. Titans
UH OH BOYS WEE WOO WEE WOO LOOKS LIKE WE GOT OURSELVES ANOTHER STUPID PREDICTION

94655626
kill carr so we can #tankfortua

the beagles are getting Tua

no no no. this is destiny. tua is a raider. plain and simp

>2013 Seahawks
>2016 Falcons
>2015 Broncos because Peyton went out on top
>OBJ
>Dont drink soda that shit is literal poison

do you have a strong connection with the universe? if so you may be right, but be careful because sometimes I can manifest the things I want in this reality and I don't really want Tua on the raiders

>Letting folk hero BDN walk to the Jags
>Grossly overpaid Wince for 130 mil with 108 of it being guaranteed.
>they tank so they fall for the black qb meme a 4th time in the span of 30 years, and therefor making Wince contract pure dead money
What did the iggles mean by this?

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Patriots
Steelers
Chargers
Colts
Chiefs
Titans

Panthers
Rams
Bears
49ers
Falcons
Cowboys

Patriots over Panthers in the Owl
Fixed that for you

>do you have a strong connection with the universe?
not sure but i can heem you in .5 seconds. A display of power of such will surely win Tua over.

>sometimes I can manifest things I want in this reality

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Tua is going to the Raid *Gets card* oops disregard that as that pick was traded to another team. The team that will get Tua from the Raiders pick will be... The Pittsburgh Steelers!

based tua will demand a trade to his rightful home (las vegas) and the league will have no option but to oblige.

nah real talk tua doesn't stand a chance in the nfl right?

Yea Forums teams:
Redskins
Eagles
Giants
Saints
Bucs
Bills
Ravens
Raiders
Chargers
Colts
Titans

Reddit teams:
Bears
Vikings
Lions
Seahawks
Rams
Cardinals
Panthers
Falcons
Jets
Browns
Bengals
Broncos
Chiefs
Jaguars
Texans

Facebook teams:
Cowboys
Packers
49ers
Patriots
Dolphins
Steelers

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no
a few
yes
basedchad
no
sagittarius
no
probably at some point desu
hairy nipples
no
>
rodgers
browns

>Eagles
>Yea Forums
Yeah you need to go back

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bretty accurate but I have to say that I think >my chiefs and their fanbase in particular are fagbook as fuck

>i-i'm based i s-swear

>made the most reddit fanbase (Vikings) cry from their banter after the NFCCG
>is notorious for poor sportsmanship and IRL shitposting
>EDP
They’re /ourguys/

shut up schizo

Are they going to Vegas next season or the one after? The year before they move will be the tank year, so it'll either be Tua or Lawrence to drum up hype depending on when that is.

>schizo
projecting your mental illness onto others is NOT based, user.

Next season in 2020. Wish it was this season desu

never said anything about anything being based, schizo

The patriots subreddit has the most subscribers on reddit and are therefore the most reddit team.

it's not the running isn't important, it's that the deviation of the position doesn't mean shit. evidenced by your own fucking example using three in rotation when they won the super bowl.

you are not based, no.

Didnt he like call everyone nigga and make pearl harbor jokes on the miami dolphins and his teammates were actually cool with him even when the media wasnt. Feels like that was a while ago but it was only 2014 I think

stop posting here for your own health tranny schizo

nah i think i'll post all season, thanks

defense lost a few guys, still trash. no feature running back. hill probably wont be able to stay out of trouble. kelce coming off ankle surgery.

but...mahomes I guess? lot of hype surrounding KC, lot of people giving them a pass this year as an automatic playoff contender. personally, I think they're going to shit the bed in violent fashion. if anything happens to mahomes this year, kc is kill.

you could always starting rooting for a better team

BASED cat bros. Go Jags! (And Panthers)

not based. dilate.

they got a ring. now they can go back to being shit.

>not rooting for the home team
strictly forbidden (unless you are gay)

predicting 30 catches 450 yds and a meltdown at midseason. why are teams stupid enough to make these decisions? it's not going to fucking work

>forbidden
the word is verboten, retard

Jags are bottom three by subreddit followers consistently and were recently ranked the most vulgar fan base in the NFL. They are (so far) perpetual underachievers who talk a lot of shit. Yea Forums incarnate.

tua will decide to abandon his football career after college and get a job at the university library where he can read harry potter alllllllll day

you not mentioning that you are in fact not based does not invalidate his assertion of projecting one's own mental illness onto others as in fact not based.

>verboten
>an adjective for forbidden
go back to school

>we out here mayne

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>why are teams stupid enough to make these decisions?
it's literally one guy that makes the decisions

>an adjective for forbidden
>an adjective
>adjective
my sides are in Timbuktu user

We don't need sympathizers or band wagoners. It will make our eventual first super bowl win that much sweeter brother.

read their previous post you fuckin retard

It's not gonna happen this year though. A decent playoff run maybe, but we're not bowl ready :(

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retard alert

>bretty accurate but I have to say that I think >my chiefs and their fanbase in particular are fagbook as fuck

Verboten and forbidden are not adjectives of eachother, are you okay user? Do you smell toast?

Agreed. Offense simply doesn't have the playmakers. Even if Foles balls out which is a big "if" we don't have Ertz, Agholor, or Alshon to capitalize on it. Defense is still good but super thin at key positions mainly LB.

they're synonyms

Right, but not adjectives, see:

samefag is back, which one was posted from your laptop?

Swaim being our TE1, and our top three WRs are all slot guys...and Fournette is a dice roll every week...

too much inconsistency on offense

whatever faggots i meant synonym. you literally cannot prove me wrong

I'm gonna call your sponsor and tell him you fell off the wagon again

he relapsed last week. give him a call i dare you

Okay user maybe I'll call his sponsor too

Yeah it won't be the complete train wreck it was last year (assuming the entire O line doesn't die again) but the Jags will be lucky to have a top 15 offense this year.

these are both the same poster

thank you. it's not my fault

yeah no shit you fucking retard

samefagging is prohibited read the rules before posting

report me dipshit

kek

so you're all black then i assume.

>desperate (((pundits))) already trying to hype up Stidham as Brady's replacement

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it wasn't funny

wow his replacement will not be as good as him. excellent assessment.

>Jaguars
>Panthers
>Browns or Dolphins

Who watched HardKnocks. AB's kid misses rapesaburger

Just a change of routine. His kids are already catching passes from Carrs kids.

You may resume seething at da burrs

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How can all these black players play with all these white players. A lot probably voted for Drumphf

he's canadian. even if not samefag, still samefag.

yeah, those black millionaire athletes are all democrats for sure.

sure are

>be person trying to make money
*make money*
hmm

drumpf hates blacks and kapernick. no teams go to the whouse now. Racist white players probably want to go.

Josh Sitton called Haha Clinton-Dix a dumb nigger when they were arguing about Trump. That's why the packers cut him.

This post applies to Kansas City as well

Most likely. Are you 12?

shit. that got heated

he hates mexicans. he loves the blacks

blacks dont think so

what are they gonna do? kneel?

stop playing with racist whities

then there won't be anyone who can play quarterback, center, kicker or punter

OK

I got in a food fight one time. I threw a grape at the captain of the football team and he stood up screaming and rushed over to my lunch table. This stupid bitch ratted me out and the guy tried to pour my thermus over my head, but i had already eaten everything in it and wiped it clean. At the time, I had two broken legs and a broken penus from a skiing injury and I told him “such my broekn penus.” Then he sat on my lap aggressively and I yelled out a jesus christ! Because of pain. Anyway, the next week I did the same thing again and he imedidately rushed over to my table, but this time I had been holding a lighter to the brass handle of my thermys and when he went to fuck with it it burned his hand something fearce. He threw it on the ground (it was fine) and I called him penus breath. Then he mooshed my slice of pizza in my face and it burned but fortunately I get turned on by being burned and I was very aroused by the whole thing.

When I signed his yearbook at the end of the year I smeared some homemade poop on my hand and left a big dirty handprint on his book.

They prefer the Wesley Snipes method of tax evasion.

it's the owners who are racist whities lad

Eagles fan here. I hope Dak gets paid honestly. He gets shit on and he seems like a good dude who has done well.

I can't believe i just had a wet dream during a nightmare that I was having a diasterous day at work and about to get fired

With a name like that being a niggers is a forgone conclusion

The point is they want Brady to retire. They're sick and tired of him cucking the league

good joke

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Pants-Jets Owl

>eagles
>ur a fag if you have a backup team
>browns and jags

do you guys seriously think that the browns are going to break the curse?
it's the fucking browns, they will always find a way to screw things up

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Based

>Of course, it's not surprising that the Patriots are willing to do whatever they have to keep their franchise quarterback. However, there is one very interesting number in Brady's new deal. Brady is set to make an annual salary of $28.3 million
>28.3milliom
>28.3

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What are the odds Antonio Brown never plays football again? Frostbite is a serious condition. He could be looking at months of recovery

I'd find it funny because it fucks the Raiders but it would kinda suck because he is an enjoyable receiver to watch on the field

>drafted by miami in madden
>restart save
>drafted again by miami

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Do slightly shittier or better

What are the chances he hold a press conference after he turns 45 and had his family there and says something along the lines of "You gotta do what you gotta do for the people you love....so I signed another extension to play for the Patriots and get an 8th ring. Oh yeah I'm also divorcing Giselle and dont want the kids" as he kisses BB on the lips

Jews aren't white.

Anyone wanna tell me of Madden 20 is worth? Wanna have a fantasy draft and fuck with player ratings while in franchise mode. Does it let you do that?

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>James is gonna be a check down baby.
Great, now the Bucs are going to be a snore to watch

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anyone got a cheeky link to watch hard knocks lads?

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This webm reminds me: did anyone here play the mutant league football remake and is it any good?

Based and redpilled

>before the eternal jew bought (((exclusive))) rights
Also no, most reviews pan Madden 2020.

>he doesn't have a signed ball from his team's QB
>his QB doesn't have his own cereal

Laughing at you plebs

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Madden 20 is great. Players have special abilities now

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Claiming this thread in the name of based Mahomes

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Objectively the best jersey

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XXL lel

Have they added in animations so you can actually throw a fade yet? Because I've been waiting for like 20 years for them to support a really basic play instead of having your QB throw the ball into the back of the defenders head.

Not sure if this one autistic poster or all Chiefs fans are really this shit.

It's a jersey, not a diving suit

>celebrating your team
>autistic

Retard

It's 19 with more gimmicks and feels a little better to control. It actually has more bullshit moments than 19. Fumbles happen a lot more in 20 it seems, including a certain scenario where within 5 yards of the endzone if a running play is called the back will fumble the ball into the endzone and it will immediately be picked up by a tight end for a touchdown, i've seen this happen about 10 times. Another good one is if you run a certain route over the middle of the field against cover 2 1 out of 4 times it ends in a tipped interception, rarely a completion and never a regular ass interception. It's not the route itself but the reciever position in relation to the safety, and usually the safety is moving in the opposite direction before basically jumping backwards to feet to make the break up.

I tried qb1 just to try it, it's bad. Ended up on the Dolphins, Kenyan Drake got injured in every game he could play in. At the end of the season, 9 games, 32 carries, 127 yards.

Took me about 2 hours to figure out how to cheese the game and get about 500 yards a game on all pro. It sucks.

This, but without the implying arrows

show boobs, fat boi

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Imagine not going to your team's training camp

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>panthers
>reddit

they literally dab on the competition

I swear if I see any kneeling...

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Lold

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>Loins
>Eagles
>Browns, Jags, Bengals

Let's address the meme elephant in the room: Have the Browns even attempted to improve anything during the offseason, and/or is the owner still being a giant tard? Can the Browns actually for the first time since their bootyblasting via the Steelers make it to playoffs, even just if as a wildcard?

Did you see how fucking good the pats were when Brady was hurt? They aren't going away just because the legendary Tim Bradley rode off into the sunset. Belichick has been and always will be the master of evil, until he leaves they'll still be a winning team with a shot at the super bowl. Then afterwards we can watch McDaniels tank the team like the moron he is.

>le catb Owl rawr X3
You’re right, they aren’t reddit, they’re deviantart

I don't think Kitchens will be able to coach well enough to get them to the playoffs. I also think if they don't do well there's going to be some hostility in that lockeroom. Last year since they switched qb a few weeks in then switched coaching staff a few weeks later that made them more difficult to plan against. They've got some talent but the teams that win know how to utilize the talent they have.

Based and Hoosierpilled

The Green Bay Packers will unironically win at an ABSOLUTE minimum 12 games this year and that creates such a visceral hatred in you that you can't even understand.
It's okay user

they have the talent to get to the playoffs, not the experience to win in the playoffs.

I’ve never watched Hard Knocks before but the raiders seem like such a circus that I finally want to give it a try. What am I in for?

*pops his Achilles

becoming BLACKED

Explain

there's a lot of blacks and black talk, it wears a non black down quickly

OH NO NO NO NO

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Trump has the most support among blacks of any recent republican. It’s like 35%. Blacks have voted democrat for generations and it’s done us zero good. Carrot on a stick

>12 year olds
>smart

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>Matt Lombardo
>intelligent

Hello Daniel Jones. Cant wait to watch you eat shit

You know why they call it the 360?
>because in another 360 days they're putting a new system out

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SEETHING gnats

Not a giants fan but wanted an excuse to post 360

>$84 million
>4-25 in his career vs teams with winning records

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Cats finna dab on your shit team

>football is an individual sport

Fuck off retard

Just like Cam finna jumped on the fumble against my team?

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>Ed Reed finna boutta coach the Patriots DBs
GG it's ogre

>EIGHTY
>FOUR
>MILLION
>GUARANTEED
>couldnt even beat trubitchsky

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Vikings fans: IT'S NOT AN INDIVIDUAL SPORT, COUSINS IS ELITE HE JUST HAS NO HELP
Also Vikings Fans: OUR DEFENSE IS ELITE, THIELEN IS A TOP 5 WR
I swear there's too many carbon monoxide leaks in Minnesota

Minnesota is full of scandianavian Cumbrains and Somalians. Not the most intelligent people.

He said he decided not to though

How did there come to be so many Somalians in Minnesota?

when Canada sends people to the US, they don't send their best people

They’ll still finna dab on your team because of your team’s gaffs in the past, that’s how based cat teams are

NFL.com has an article up on why and how the Rams *could* win the Super Bowl. League is rigged. Predicted this a few threads back and I know some of you guys capped it. I make money via gambling by identifying League script through their related media. Another piece of the puzzle

imagine having your toes fall off cause you couldn't be bothered to wear shoes in the cryogenic chamber

>Did you see how fucking good the pats were when Brady was hurt? They aren't going away just because the legendary Tim Bradley rode off into the sunset.
This is a take only repeated by Brady haters that don't actually watch football and didn't watch these seasons or have any context for it.

They took a team that went 16-0 and went 11-5 without Brady and missed the playoffs. Which means that year so many teams were dumpster fires that too many teams went 11-5 or greater for the Patriots to even make the playoffs. So actually yes, they did suffer quite substantially. Their offensive output dropped about 50% without Brady, which is fucking massive. They scored on half as many drives that year, and gained nearly 100 less yards per game on average.

>offers fleeting information
>"I make ze money off ze gambling with ze information like that one"
what did he mean by this

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they clearly took a step back, but 11-5 is still fucking good

Kid's father is probably a limp-wristed cuck whose wife is banging Jamaal because he's too upset the Giants didn't draft Haskins.

green gay kek lol oh no

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Threadly reminder

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>Khalil Mack at 4
>Clelin Ferrell at 4

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Why would you even have them losing to the Seahawks? They're probably finishing 6-10 this year, and the Rams are not one of the teams they're going to beat.

Whoa I didn’t new Kirk Cousins used to be a Redskin! I figured he was always a Viking

>that post
>those digits

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Because the rams almost got exposed in both games.vs seattle last year and they have a knack for losing meme games to lesser teams. Same reason I picked them to lose in Dallas.

>climber = Giants
>boulder = trading OBJ

Prove me wrong

youtu.be/4lvoS4H9wR0

Rock climbers tend to be some of the most pretentious, pseudo-hippie obnoxious types you will ever meet, so this is unironically a good thing.

you retards said the exact same thing last year. they went 10-6.

I predicted 9-7 for them last year so I wasn’t too off, and predicted 9-7 the year before that which was spot-on.
I have them at 7-9 this year.

>yeah my predictions are usually pretty fuckin cash
>what? What do you mean I don't have any proof
>h-here's t-this y-y-y-years p-pick, heh
>book m-mark it!

So if you’re from Chicago or Detroit does that make you a nigger?

>Win Saints, Carolina
>Lose Seahawks, Cowboys
What

>I-I-I s-s-s-stutter p-post
Have sex

>Saints
Domebabbies and probably due to regress

So this is the power of Us 12’s

dilate yourself

Saints are always worse on the road. Rams aren’t beating my Panties though.

I predict the saints going on a murderous rampage and bounty-gating most of the rams team.

>d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d d-d-dilate y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yourself

I was quoting the other user, friend

>your team
Patriots
>your backup team
Red Sox
>other teams you would root for
Whoever is playing the Jets, Giants, Steelers, and Ravens that week

>xehawks making any kind of tranny jokes to other people

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Yep, he's played for more than one shit franchise.

>implying any of those things wont happen

Cringe

cringe

Imagine actually believing that the Bills will make the playoffs. Heh. People are dumb.
>6. Bills

Unironically kill yourself. You are the worst poster in this general of all time.
You’re than Old Bay and Bradysknee, you’re worse than racebaiters, you’re worse than people who spam one word posts, you’re even worse than the Brazilian autist who posts “no one cares lose weight” in every thread. LITERALLY no one likes you. I’ll say it again:
KILL.
YOUR.
SELF.

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*teleports begins u*
*stimulates your prostate*
Nothin personnel kid also it’s rigged

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And yet he's still less gay than you.

He's some queer who thinks he has evidence the NFL is rigged because

>major market cities are the only ones that win so the NFL can sell more 40 dollar hats

Just ignore. Another retard in a pile of retards.

That seems like solid evidence though. What’s the poorest team to win recently? I genuinely don’t know. Denver?

Antonio Brown lol

i want context because i cant believe someone would just up and say they get fucked up the ass and be smug about it lmao

>That seems like solid evidence though.
>samefagging this blatantly
Not even going to dignify this with a response.

In the last 5 years? The Seahawks
Since realignment? The fucking Buccaneers

Cope

Wow very good point, user. You put him in his place.

There is no context. He was arguing for it in earnest the past few threads. I have to give him credit for not running pathetic “I was just kidding lol” damage control like old gay and Brady’s sixth knee, but he’s still into it.

Seattle has a large concentration of wealthy individuals and is a wealthy city.

You seem scared

Are you sure he's not just some high rolling gambler?

This guy is very handsome and correct.

This guy has the right idea. Handsome and correct.

Not even if I tickle your butt bean a little?

>Of the top 10 most valuable NFL teams, only 3 have won a Super Bowl since realignment.
>The most valuable team, the cowboys, hasn’t won a Super Bowl since the 90’s. They were valued at $700,000,000 the last time they won a Super Bowl, and are today worth $5,000,000,000 despite not winning anything
>the Texans are 9th.

Every post ITT is me except what you post, user. I love you in my own sick way and I look forward to talking to you every day

Also the Packers. Also stop giving that retard attention. He already tried to dodge this by saying "Okay, then the NFL has only been rigged since 2013"

Just ignore conspiracy theory retards and laugh at them. Giving them attention validates their persecution complex and makes them feel even more right even though they should feel retarded.

Wheres the kiwi autist? Did he finally end it all after SB53?

I'm fairly certain he's just an enormous retarded queer, yeah.

I have no doubt that individual referees and players have tried to throw games for bribes just like any other sport, but I really, really doubt that the entire league is rigged. You’d be trusting way too many CTE brains to keep a secret.

Full hard knocks episode 1:

youtu.be/_o7vV7miEGs

He was the Christchurch shooter

That second paragraph adds precious little to your point

He may stay gone, but if you check his last posts it's because he realized that these threads are kinda underpopulated and were dead without him shitposting all day.

I'm guessing he pops back up during week 1 though, but he seemed kinda done with this place in his last posts.

This shit doesn’t work on a trip

i dont understand whats wrong with that logic
when people say cousins has no help, they're referring to the abhorrent o line.

If the cowboys sell merch and tickets while being subpar, why would you focus there? Why not maximize your revenue by appealing to other markets while your most valuable franchise is performing adequately? You act like teams don’t all belong/are franchises of the NFL and also don’t all share in the merch sales (they do).

I’ll say it again and I’ll say it as many times as you want:
Having penetrative sex with a girl is not gay.

I work all the other trips, my butt buddy

If you’re the one doing the penetrating? I agree.

Is it gay if she firmly presses your shoulders into the bed while she prolapses your colon

yeah that's pretty fucking gay

Or maybe he was tired of being wrong 100% of the time

It doesn't have to add anything, it's true. Giving conspiracy theorists attention is a waste of time. They never learn anything and being hostile towards them or giving them any attention at all just validates their stupid opinions in their own mind because they mental gymnastic it like "Wow, I must be touching a nerve, everyone thinks I'm completely retarded and they're annoyed by how stupid I am, I must be close to the truth".

The best thing to do is ignore their cries for attention and need to feel special that they express through their retarded opinions.

That bart simpson meme was the last straw he just couldnt take it anymore. Ended up committing mass murder at some church

>I’ll say it again and I’ll say it as many times as you want:
>Being stretched open and penetrated by an object engineered to feel as close to a penis as possible is not gay

>girl gets advanced surgery to get a realistic dick and hairy balls attached to her belly button
>violates dak the faggot gayer's mouth with it
>"still not gay, that's a girl"
Homo logic, everyone.

I hope the rasm ranker returns this season

I guess you'd say it was flirting with conspiracy theorism if I said your zeal is a bit suspicious?

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I’m pretty sure if it was him he would’ve wrote something about him

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Nobody really does except him pretending to be other Anons tho

Suspicious in what way?

please god so I can shit on him and his faggot team after getting destroyed in the super bowl.

That's the question, I suppose.

So do women get any stimulus from pegging you or is it a domination thing? Do they pretend to moan when they do it or is it more like an intense, slightly disgusted stare?

...Yeah, it's a question I just asked you. What does my zeal make you suspicious of, exactly?

>implying it’s not a good thing
I hope the NFL is rigged so they can push this storyline

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I agree, the way blacks treat whites is barbaric and this needs to stop.

Your irritability is a tad suspicious too.

Some it would be for emasculating men being their fetish, some women would do it because they're just that accommodating of their husband/boyfriend's homosexual curiosity.

Losing the Super Bowl with only 3 points is a bad thing, yes

Indicating what, exactly?

Do you think the rams ranker would put the Bills at 6?

IT'S TIME TO D-D--D-D-D-D--D-DUEL

>go all in and create a strong as hell defense/offense
>one of the best offenses the game has seen
>in the super bowl score 3 (THREE) points and look pedestrian

It was one of the most embarrassing super bowls in terms of offensive play.

>6. Buffalo Bills

So what do you think about when you’re being penetrated?

Well, again, that is the question, innit?

It's time to D-D-D-D-DDDDILATE!

Yeah. The question I just asked you.

>DDDDDD
Impossible sound to make with the human mouth.

Yes but it was all Goff’s fault, now they have the Brady killer

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why so terse?

I'm just being direct.

>an object engineered to feel as close to a penis as possible
Not necessarily

>Bortles
Wow, I didn’t know he was on the Rams. Where did Goff go? Even so, I don’t really think Bortles can lead the Rams into wondering why you feel the need to be penetrated by artificial wieners

New Thread

I'm sure you are

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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>delusional gnast fans still believe in eli

Even a twelve year old is smarter than you, dumb cunt. Take your politics over to /pol/ and fucking keep them there you fucking tumor.

get help

>estonia
>hillary.jpg
>commentary about american football

why live?

Don't bother if you plan on playing online right away...literally Day 1 teams with overalls of 93-95, people spending

>being obsessed with a ketchup loving mulatto

oooooooooooh boy. have you told your father of your lust for penis yet?

objectively the size of andy reid

Imagine being a 90lb human male whose head makes up 44% of their body.

You'll do what, exactly, Yea Forums poster?

You're STILL posting this retarded take?
If you'd have seen Bortles play at any point over the last five years, you would realize your mistake.

>the real reason Jacksonville beat NE. Ever.

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>dak the giant slayer !Dak//vDQes
Literal faggot

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OH NO NO NO
>getting a dick up your asshole is not gay

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