Heem: Our boys edition

Colby is the champion of the world!
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news:

>Butthurt “journalist”
mmanews.com/colby-covington-hurls-nasty-dig-at-matt-hughes-train-accident/
>I totally wanted to leave!
mmafighting.com/2019/8/6/20756829/cris-cyborg-very-happy-finish-ufc-era-dana-white-big-ego-amanda-nunes-rematch
>Askren put on a coping clinic
mmamania.com/2019/8/5/20756089/ufc-ben-askren-jorge-masvidal-wasnt-rude-thank-me-making-him-popular-rich-mma
>Intact Knee Santos heems Jon
bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/thiago-santos-demands-rematch-with-jon-jones/

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Champ Shit Only

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>wins

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Will Rose ever fight again? Conor throwing a dolley gave her ptsd so I can only imagine what this did to her.

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Huge fan of bangers here.

I've never wanted a fighter to receive CTE as bad as I want this fucking monkey to. I hope he gets literal brain damage and loses 40 IQ points the cheating fucking ape.

considering she had a spinal injury before that fight it must have really done a number on her

That's gonna be a "this is the thread" from me

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didn;t she come into this fight with a neck injury? and then got slammed on her neck? her life probably flashed before her eyes thinking she almost got paralyzed I wouldn't doubt if she never comes back

thank you i was looking for this

Chillax, Mahmoud.

np bro

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That death shake in the last few seconds is the best thing i've seen in women's sports

This is the thread, it's got the best Champ Shit Only

HEEM

THIS THREAD

INSIDE

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Wait is Colby friends with The Prince of War? This changes everything

Probably. But she obviously was forced into it by pat

Rose had PTSD way before Conor.

This. Oxycontin isn't cheap

We get it, you're jealous

Yeah Pat probably threw her in the basement after the fight. It's a shame because Pat probably told her "don't let go of the kimura" and to her credit she never let go.

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Jealous of what? Romero will kill him. I pity the monkey.

fuck niggers this is the thread

Welp, time to end my nofap pledge.

He's going to beat Poel

are you going to ufc mexico city

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I unironically feel sorry for Cyborg, she got fucked over and tried to fight fire with fire.

Perfect little ass and face this is basically the ideal woman on all counts. Ass, flat chest, cute face, fit/strong, is interesting as well. Pat Barry is a lucky motherfucker I'd kill just to put my nose between her ass crack.

everytime you post it reads like someone who escaped a mental asylum

Brothers in arms

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prime Bob Ross is a beast

If he loses he's a bum. If he wins he won to an old age pensioner. Lose-lose for this cheating monkey.

Pat Barry is an example of how hard work pays off. He spent years grooming her instead of becoming a good fighter.

He spent years taking painkillers and drinking alcohol. I don't know why a woman would go for a guy that's not only 10 years older physically and mentally, but also has a life expectancy half of your own.

the card is shit so no

Based. Just imagine the smell.

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>I don't know why a woman would go for a guy that's not only 10 years older physically and mentally, but also has a life expectancy half of your own.

Like I said, he groomed her. Even the relationship stuff they talk about openly involves him negging the shit out of her and playing mind games. The stuff behind closed doors will be way worse, and started when she was about 15.

>a life expectancy half of your own
Not if Rose takes a few more slams to the head.

s
She should have been on heem looking for studs like you

Prime Pat Barry heems the entire UFC hw divison

Just think about how every square centimeter of that little face has been covered by Pat Barry and his psychotic friends' thick, ropey nigger cum.

Fuark I wanted to hate Colby, but now can't. Hardy is unequivocally /our/ boy. Smart move by Colby to ally with the prince of war before he heems Ngannou.

Dude I'm being honest here I have no chance with girls like her but still you gotta admit she could do a LOT better. Imagine her signing up to Tinder with the profile saying "UFC champion" and a face a like that.

I think Elon Musk would take her.

probably why he's always there for her interviews, doesn't want her letting anything slip

You have severe mental problems

>Hardy is unequivocally /our/ boy.

Is this shilling or a forced meme? Hardy is a can with no personality, no-one likes him.

found joe rogan

I no longer want to imagine her smell. I am now imagining Andrade's superior smell.

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It's severe shilling by these jobless NEETs who have nothing worthwhile to do all day.

that shit's creepy as fuck

I'm not the one who groomed my wife since her teens and regularly drugs her up so I can sell her mouth, pussy and ass to the pillars of the local nigger community.

The only thing superior about Andrade is her testosterone levels.

Wow, he has a nice butt.

The fact that you have these sorts of fantasies goes to show how far your mental faculties are far gone. Seek help.

Hardy was relatively popular in the states because he was a pro bowl nfl player and he makes people seethe like no other fighter before him.

>h-he mightve did a baddy o-one time i hate him!!!

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Hardy will heem Ngannou

We heard you the first time autist

He's a fat, no-talent she-heemer who does fortnight dances after his fights. I refuse to believe he's a draw.

Does anyone actually defeat Ryan Hall? I see him as champ by 2023 when he finally has enough fights to challenge for the belt

Hardy will heem Ngannou

this, is clearly, the thread.

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Joe is into fat asian chicks mate.

do they know that face is indicative of basedness? are they playing along? serious question

who isn't?

He lost on TUF casual

He just knocked out a top 30 D1 wrestler. He’s already solved mma

lmao, IDGAF about Rose. Now, if we're gonna speculate about what Rin Nakai's private appointment schedule entails, that'd be way more up my alley.

How much do you think it she'd charge to eat her own vomit from a fishbowl?

söyness*

I might be a technically good fighter but he's somebody that really should have gone into investment banking or just accounting or some shit. He's not gonna go far in MMA.

Demented manlet

you're just the guy that fantasizes about it on Yea Forums

Francis Ngannou is a C level athlete

Greg Hardy is an A level athlete

You do the math

Not losing again

Hardy has an F tier chin though

Francis Ngannou is a Champ level athlete

Greg Hardy is a level athlete

Sorry, not a manlet. How many GB of FacialAbuse.com videos do you have in your collection? Pic very related.

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Interesting fact: Colby landed 7 takedowns against RDA, Usman 12. Usman did in a 520 sq ft cage though to Colby’s 750, Colby landed about 5 more takedowns on RDA per sq ft adjustment

>let me just keep proving how further demented I am

Picture this. It's Rose. She's just lost her fight to Andrade. The hospital has give her a few meds to deal with the pain: Xanax, Tramadol, Oxycodone. She takes all three and comes home, already swaying. Pat (drunk) offers her a neat whiskey. She downs a couple of shots. She's feeling okay now -- butthole a little lose from the tranquillizers. Pat tries to console her, but she's past the point of caring. She takes another swig of the whiskey, right from the bottle, and lies down. She hasn't showered since coming back from the hospital, and Pat can tell. Groin and ass sweat filled the room. After a few minutes, her eyes half way closed, Pat pulls Rose's Reebok shorts down and takes a big fucking whiff of her crotch. Oh yes my dear, quite pungent indeed. He sticks his nose right into her pussy and takes another one in. Hmm yes darling strong aroma. The Xanax has now fully taken effect: he sticks his tongue out and puts it right into her sweaty, lose little shitter and starts munching her ass and pussy and until it's all wet, lose, and dirty. A few minutes of this and she's basically comatose. At this point, Pat pulls his long half-caste cock out and rams Rose's little shit box until it throbs and fills her with semen.

Rose wakes up the next day and is a little sore but assumes it was the fight.

Omar Morales vs. Harvey Park
Marilia Santos vs. Lucrezia Ria
Herbert Burns vs. Darrick Minner
André Muniz vs. Taylor Johnson
Dwight Joseph vs. Jay Perrin

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The aspie refugees really did a number on this general

Holy fucking absolute BASED, I love Rose now.

>champ level athlete
no belt. can't even beat stipe. you shouldn't need someone on a taiwanese knitting forum to tell you to ground yourself in reality.

>y-you're so crazy user, you're kinda scaring me
Cringe.

>Darrick Minner
What the fuck did you just call me?

Where did it all go so wrong for you?

when does maycee barber fight agian? god I love her

Something's wrong with me because you're an easily revved and baited little moralfaggot?

Why would somebody compete in gi BJJ? PEople don't wear a gi in real life you fucking dorks.

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>what are coat lapels
You sure you live in sunny old England there, bud?

Why would someone learn advanced ground game when going to the ground is a death sentence on the streets?

You can't blame your parents for this; I'm sure they tried

>Canada
>Gillian Robertson
Fighting out of Port Saint Lucie, Florida, United States[2]
Team American Top Team
they need to stop, don't even make it the american flag make it florida's flag

You can't read.

Robertson might win

What does this picture tell you?

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Maycee Barber is the Jon Jones of WMMA

Clearly your parents did something to raise a scared preachy little bitch who for some reason decided to spend its days discussing human cockfighting in the dried smegma scab of the internet.

USADA just pulled up.

When did you first realize you'd lost all control?

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What does "groom" mean in this context? Its something like he touched or is something more specific?

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how do i achieve this natty

Do you actualy think you're gonna get in my head with this faux-therapist bullshit?

Based

You can't be helped if you refuse to acknowledge you have a serious problem

Park
Ria
Burns
Muniz
Joseph

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Unironically have you ever been inside a UFC Performance Institute?

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Es la práctica de los pedófilos de acercarse y preparar progresivamente a sus (futuras/potenciales) víctimas, haciéndose su amigo/confidente etcétera. En este caso Pat se acercó a Rose cuando tenía 15 años (creo?), durante su entrenamiento.

you might unironically need some help, all jokes aside

lmfao

I'd love to see these people heem'd

Dern - fat fucking cheating fake accent bitch
Costa - cheating monkey nuff said
Jones - lmao do I even need to explain
Zabit - hype faggot

>people will unironically watch this
>they will unironically think im being ironic when i say i can't believe anyone here would watch this
>mfw people actually watch this

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TuF matches count as exhibitions right? Cuz his wikipedia page shows that he only lost his first professional fight

I knew you were a mentally ill faggot.

I hope you're trolling, now you got me almost worried about you.

Why? Buncha pearl-clutching underage crybabies.

>He gets mad about people watching fights

>Zabit - hype faggot
not based, he's clean and is going to end the holloway meme.

>i-i- was just pretending bro
Get help before you spread your cancerous ideas to others.

>he's going to watch it
OH NONONONONONO

Que pasó Maicol, si hasta te contesté tu pregunta de retardado mental que no fuiste capaz de contestar tú mismo, ni basado en contexto, ni buscando en Google.

Nobody's "pretending" you fucking mongoloid, I had 5% hope you were playing a Sheila Broflovsky outraged mom schtick, now I'm pretty sure that's not it and you actually are this much of a baby.

Park
Santos
Burns
Johnson
Joseph

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Gracias Chile, en verdad eres nuestro mas grande aliado

Your complaint sounds legitimate. I'll talk to the people in charge and we'll see what they can do for you.

this

come on mate he's on a hype train right. barely got through Jeremy Stephens

I predict that it is going to be a boring can-fest that I'm not going to watch.

weidman's fighting on that maycee barber card does he get flushed yet again?

yes

Yes. Reyes is a sniper.

This was peak MMA
youtube.com/watch?v=N5ly_WJUPJY

Yo scatfag, go shit up this > thread.

That old man is getting sent back into retirement.

No it wasn't caz

This is your life
>wake up alarm sounds
>Springsteen
>lightly nudge Lela Star and Sophia Leone's naked, still slightly sweaty bodies so you can get out of bed
>star spangled banner covers
>go to the bathroom, take a huge loud piss
>brush ur teeth rinse with tears
>look in the mirror and tell youself
>"I'm the motherfucking GOAT"

How bad do you want to be Colby Covington, /heem/?

no wonder youre so fuking gay, youre a chilian
t.half peruvian lmao

>t.half peruvian lmao
masvidal?

>Sophia Leone
lost all respect for him when i found out this was a dirty shit skin

>Colby walks out to Kurt Angle’s theme
>draped in American gear everywhere
>crowd chants you suck
>Usman walks out dressed in Wakanda gear with the Wakanda forever motion
>gets Marty chants
>before Buffer finishes announcing Colby angle slams Usman and breaks his ankle with the ankle lock
>its actually Kurt Angle all along
>Colby rushes the cage and gets the pin to win the Intercontinental Welterweight title

How hard would you mark?

i wanto fug valentina and feel her clinch her puss around my peep when ithrust

Cringe

Park
Marilia
Herbert
André
Perrin

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>Muzvidol finks oy kent 'old em agensa fens m8
Dat litol prick

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...

You’re walking aids.

okay but in a real life fight you can't double leg unless you want to kill your knees to die

I want to impregnate her. However, no, is it open to the public?

Yeah im looking after one now

I'll talk to the people in charge and see if we can work out a way to get you the help you need.

>Woodley rushes the cage
>shoves Colby
>but then turns around and piledrives Marty
>Woodley and Colby become the new Road Warriors
Mark status?

WWE is for losers

Id leg kick heem you

Figueiredo vs. Elliott is expected to take place at UFC Fight Night 161, on October 12, in San Francisco, California. Although not confirmed, a strawweight bout between former champion Joanna Jedrzejczyk and contender Michelle Waterson is rumored to be the card’s headliner.
>bloodyelbow.com/2019/8/6/20756677/report-flyweight-deiveson-figueiredo-vs-tim-elliott-ufc-san-francisco-fight-booking-mma-news

Why do I keep getting fucked over with shit local cards, as if Sacramento wasn't bad enough..

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>Colby, Hardy, and Masvidal enter the cage
>they call out Dana
>they throw him off a ladder through Anik and Rogans announcing table
>they rip off their suits to reveal nWo shirts
How hard would you mark?

Probably because San Francisco is street shitter central USA. That’s unironically a great fight and Flyweights are based

Whats more homosexual; two men in tights and hookerboots doing acrobatics or wrapping your legs around a mans waist while hes ontop of you and youre on your back?

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Usman is the GOAT

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They belong on prelims my man

idk what are you on m8, both are good fights

WWE is for actual losers

Yea you’re cringe

You’re just jealous 125 is a third of your weight

Calm your tits, they're just "okay"

lol

>Bobby Lashley and Colby sweet chin music Brock Lesnar and Usman at the same time in the ring to win the tag team titles
Marking so hard

who is behind this mark gimmick lads i can't quite figure it out

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Today would be a good day for a Twitch stream with our resident Luke Thomas.

How can I help you?

Stop being a faggot

Bedbugs > wmma

I don’t know that the fuck are you talking about

What an absolute minx.

Based

Maybe if I say it in Aztec, you subhuman manlet faggot

fucking B A S E D

don’t ever call me a manlet if you don’t have a 6 in your first digit,

Sooner or later someone will kick him in the face """accidentally""" and he'll quit mma

One (1) known weakness

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peak UFC

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White men?

>tfw i've watched the majority of those events

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Based

Don't be, she's going to get paid millions to crush cans now. I do wish we got the rematch against nunez before this happened. Cyborg is better than nunez, nunez is just a one trick pony, that overhand right is all she has, because she's a fat fucking dyke.

How would le waking up early man do in the UFC? He is former navy seal and is jacked and in great shape. However, he always wakes up at 4:30 am, so that may conflict with most UFC cards that start past his bed time.

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Uh yeah, sure

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what if he could just set his clocks an hour ahead of time?

He's into bjj, can't remember what belt

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She has the same uneven eyelids as me, nerve damage from almost 2 decades of fighting did it for me.

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Probably better than Tim Kennedy

Why do you think Dana always puts him on the main card? He's an actual heel and has the potential to be a draw. He's the only true heel in the ufc besides Jon and maybe Stephens.

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Gotta have em to lose em

>u-usman will l-lose...THIS time!

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>its this easy to cause a mass shooting

mk ultra victim with that wonky eye

it's wild that pettis, who tried to fight at 145, knocked out wonderboy at 170 when woodley couldnt do it in 10 rounds

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I added you already sorry I "had" to censor you with the flag.

Hardy was a nfl pro bowler. He's a way better athlete than Ngannou. Athleticism isn't a bodybuilding competition.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2019

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Pettis is legit. Cazzies think he's overrated. If you look at his record he's only fought good fighters. That experience makes you better.

>this picture
Holy C O P E

the question is does being a football player mean you have the athleticism required to kickbox? and the answer is yes schaub proved it.

i would literally kill for tai tuivasa's body.

i'd suck a fart out of Michelle Waterson's ass

How are cold hard facts a cope?

that last boy is cute

You now remember that Poovin Pee fought for the belt

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This is better than the one in Sactown. I want to go. Hopefully they put van buren on it and make Tuivasa vs J-Will lol.

Um guys

youtube.com/watch?v=2O-iLk1G_ng

Based and Brappilled

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too bad he will break his hands punching Diaz head and break under pressure

/heem/inder if you're wrist size isn't 7 inches or higher you are not allowed to post here.

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only way to stop a diaz bro is with a flush headkick

i have hope

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Diaz is a can.

equating gang-related shootings with things like el paso and others is disingenuous, to say the least.

she really, really got upset after the espn body magazine ridicule

unironically a beast in the first 7 minutes of a fight

20 minutes until DANA WHITE TUESDAY NIGHT CONTENDER SERIES.

yes but is an unheemable can

Less senile than Biden somehow

unless he gets shinbone to facebone

Rogan comes off as a literal retard here. More so than usual. Now I can understand why he surrounds himself with pseuds like Crowder and Peterson.

easy to stay on point when you just repeat the same 3 things for 30 years

Don't want to say he got lucky but he got lucky my man, or rather Wonderboy got careless.

Stipe will sleep Cuckmier. I promise you.

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Josh Thomson, the handsomest man in MMA, flushed that lanky spic years ago.

What's your parlay for the weekend?

who here /contender/ series?

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Sorry but I'm not a degenerate gambler

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Rumble was the only person who could have beat Jon when they were both in their primes. Rumble hit ridiculously hard and when they were scheduled to fight Jon hit a pregnant lady to avoid the fight. Only dude I think had Jon shook because Jon went out of his way to be friends with him. He didn't do that with anyone else in his weight class.

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Schaub bless!

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Do people unironically watch this?

We're all watching bee

this post is definitely not based or dana pilled.

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What? you think we have something better to do at 1am?

>heems you

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YOUS PEOLPES TOO

it's not like the regular cards are good

Woodley knocked him out like 10 times and softened up that chin for Till and Pettis.

Stop seething

Khabib > Johnson > Poirier

Poirier > Max > Stephens > Emmett > MJ > Tony > Tibau > Khabib

>Hog House
Shaub getting some big ol man tiddies in retirement. Guess he lost that athlete work ethic Rogan always praises when it comes to his weight training and exercise.

Based and MMA mathpilled

man asscream is fucking seething that colby and masvidal have a great future for them

Poirier < Max < Stephens < Emmett < MJ < Tony < Tibau < Khabib

Laggy stream

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Poirier = Max = Stephens = Emmett = MJ = Tony = Tibau = Khabib

Just imagine the size of her farts

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Askrens gunna get permaflushed by Maia in the most embarrassing loss of his career then he's going to retire. Askren might be the most delusional fighter in the history of MMA.

Poirier + Max + Stephens - Emmett x MJ + Tony - Tibau = Khabib

>black guy gassing
shocked

black guy won.

What a robbery

it was a no contest no contract for me

not even close. Wrestlefucking with no endpoint = win? nope

He's actually cornered several fighters back in the early TUF days. The days of having decent cardio and a solid ground game getting you somewhere without being a freak athlete are long gone, though.

So getting repeatedly taken down and lying on your back is better?

he took him down and did nothing though, you don't win by getting lit up on the feet and taking opponent down and thne proceed to do nothing on the ground, no ground and pound, nothing.

jesus this dude is VERY tired lol

everyone picked him

Everyone who posts picks for contender series isn't a casual, it was obvious dwight would win.

>confirmed never been in a fight

also vs a civilian i can just snatch single 220lbs or less

I wrestled 10 years though

the fight was pretty much as close as it gets, quit being an obtuse prick.

MARRETA

Pedro is winning this, maretta has blessed him.

holy fuck its the white Rampage

tappy wow thats it

>submission
Yeah I don't care

HEEM TAPPY
PICKS STILL ALIVE

Perrin also landed more strikes

no he didn't, the commentators clearly pointed out dwight landed more significant shots/ more power shots.

>BJ ACCOLADES
YE I'M SURE YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT THAT SANKO

>a prospect that already has 31 fights
something smells funny, and it's not the braplet posters.

I thought they said perrin landed 7 more total strikes

they did, the other guy had 3 or 4 more significant strikes

Haven't been home all day, sorry I missed the picks this week. Thank you for taking them though and I hope you do next week as well, you rock.

where do you even watch this shit

espn + you goof

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up me ass

How did you score that fight?
I gave perrin 1 & 3

2 & 3*

>scoring can fights

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no contest for me. either fighter could've taken it, i would've given 3 to perrin for sure, round 1 to the black guy.

that was spicy

He may have won but damn Durinho's bro looks like a can

I would give u a link but you're a shitposting mcgregor fanboy so fuck off.

did anyone else saw mini yoel

Burns Jr is going to get fucking destroyed in the UFC

>i was never hurt
lying brasilian scum, he was almost dead multiple times before the lucky sub

based Burns Jr

>the women are taking over
Ima go outside for a smoke lads

LUKAZ
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not sure why this italian dude is such a big underdog

Khabib is undefeated

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the red neck got choked lol

all the brazilians are winning tonight huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

Stfu

Wobbled some dweeb in sparring today with the ol' lead switch kick to the body followed by the straight right hand down the middle. The little faggot was on ice skates. Swiveled his fucking jaw like a bobblehead lmao.

dana stop putting people that don't soeak English on my fucking television

sounds like something a female kickboxer would do desu

Kek

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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Jul 31

When you've known four people who've died this year, you don't want a fucking cemetery calling you for no reason.
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@Punisher_Bass
Jul 30

Ok... your move Florida...
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Jul 30

I just finished with OITNB and holy fucking shit am I depressed now. I need to marathon some #LegendsofTomorrow or watch some puppy videos or something because that was only slightly less depressing than our current reality. I need a shot of joy and happiness right now.
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Jul 28

Derek Schott Retweeted Derek Schott

So remember this from a few days ago? I just found out that Sister Bass never got to wear it. She made the mistake of leaving it in her car in direct sunlight and it melted.

Like an old school VHS tape.

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rooting for a heem in that broad fight lads

theres subtitles you fucking Maga mongoloid

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I used to think that Iron Sky was as close as we'd ever get to seeing nazi's in the white house, but I was fucking wrong, wasn't I?
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@Punisher_Bass
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I have pretty much been going non stop since Friday and now I'm finally able to stop and relax a little bit. Been busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest. Fuck me, I can still go like I did when I was 18 but the recovery takes a lot longer at 35.
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It's been several days since I saw it and I keep thinking about the Black Mirror episode San Junipero, it's just this wonderful lovely self contained story. I never expected something like that out of a show that started with the premise of pig fucking.
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@Punisher_Bass
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Anyone who says "it's not the heat, it's the humidity" gets kicked in the throat.
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@Punisher_Bass
Aug 5

You know someone is new to doing their own laundry when they're pulling their boxers out of the wash and they've all turned pink and they can't figure out why.
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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Aug 5

I know this is an overreaction on my part, but right now I wish whoever has their loads in washers that have finished washing and haven't removed their shit yet would get a broken toe or something. I'm sitting waiting for an empty machine and you're delaying me.

italian has a reach disadvantage and dom keeps talking about her huge length

the lanklet shall be heemed

white chick clearly won the round

*pfft*

ITALIAN 1-0

wish it was Tracy Cortez fat ass fighting

im posting in box luca
Thoughts on taking a nap?
thoughts on working over night?
thoughts on brick walls?
thoughts on billie eilish?
thoughts on instagram?
thoughts on gymnastics?
thoughts on airplanes?
thoughts on haemochromatosis?
thoughts on 10 hour shifts?
thoughts on Yea Forums?
thoughts on the boston red sox?
thoughts on taking the picks?
thoughts on nsfw pictures?
thoughts on steven sletten?
thoughts on lillian?
thoughts on EKRE?
thoughts on sophie griffin?
thoughts on kylie maede?
thoughts on jessica rose clark?
thoughts on seinfeld?
thoughts on kramer?
thoughts on derek schott?
thoughts on working proxies?
thoughts on the dark knight?
thoughts on milan?
thoughts on prague?
thoughts on flowers?
thoughts on chocolate?
thoughts on michael?
thoughts on KAPO?
thoughts on interpol?
thoughts on scat?
thoughts on spamming?
thoughts on inherting 20 million usd?
thoughts on mini khabib?
thoughts on cyber security?
thoughts on being black and gay?
thoughts on wiggers?
thoughts on the chevy camaro?
twitter.com/punisher_bass
thezanesimon
boxingbusch
mookiealexander
Fuck niggers.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck r&b
Fuck hiphop
Fuck wiggers
Fuck ms13
Fuck the triads
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck Muslims
Fuck Zionists..
Fuck Chinks.
Fuck Weebs.
Fuck Autists.
Fuck Gang Members.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck AOC.
Shoot all border hoppers on sight.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck Jerusalem

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>t. redneck

Thoughts on taking a nap?
thoughts on working over night?
thoughts on brick walls?
thoughts on billie eilish?
thoughts on instagram?
thoughts on gymnastics?
thoughts on airplanes?
thoughts on haemochromatosis?
thoughts on 10 hour shifts?
thoughts on Yea Forums?
thoughts on the boston red sox?
thoughts on taking the picks?
thoughts on nsfw pictures?
thoughts on steven sletten?
thoughts on lillian?
thoughts on EKRE?
thoughts on sophie griffin?
thoughts on kylie maede?
thoughts on jessica rose clark?
thoughts on seinfeld?
thoughts on kramer?
thoughts on derek schott?
thoughts on working proxies?
thoughts on the dark knight?
thoughts on milan?
thoughts on prague?
thoughts on flowers?
thoughts on chocolate?
thoughts on michael?
thoughts on KAPO?
thoughts on interpol?
thoughts on scat?
thoughts on spamming?
thoughts on inherting 20 million usd?
thoughts on mini khabib?
thoughts on cyber security?
thoughts on being black and gay?
thoughts on wiggers?
thoughts on the chevy camaro?
twitter.com/punisher_bass
thezanesimon
boxingbusch
mookiealexander
Fuck niggers.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck r&b
Fuck hiphop
Fuck wiggers
Fuck ms13
Fuck the triads
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck Muslims
Fuck Zionists..
Fuck Chinks.
Fuck Weebs.
Fuck Autists.
Fuck Gang Members.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck AOC.
Shoot all border hoppers on sight.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck Jerusalem. .

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you've got a point, nig nogs mostly just shoot other nig nogs, which isn't the same as killing actual humans.

so far these g*rls have had the most exciting fight of the night and thats real sad.

just bleed

Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Jul 5

Sister Bass handed me a giant Pride flag and asked me to hang it in my garage where my Glenn Beck listening fats cheeto voting LGBT hating asshole neighbor can see it.

I'm currently working on a lightup display case for it, maybe some speakers too.
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Jul 5

For dinner tonight I've got two whole chickens I'm going to carve up and fry, I'm also making mashed potatoes from scratch and cornbread. I was going to make biscuits from scratch but the recipe calls for 1/2lb of butter and I don't hate my body that much.

So... CORNBREAD!

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what if usa won the world cup?

2-0 italian or 1-1

I could pillow jab and cage hug everyhere to a decision

doesn't matter because she's getting ko'd

Would you suck a fart out of her?

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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:28:41 No.94656295▶
> (You)
> what if usa won the world cup?
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:09 No.94656322▶
> 2-0 italian or 1-1
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:23 No.94656323▶
> I could pillow jab and cage hug everyhere to a decision
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:28:41 No.94656295▶
> (You)
> what if usa won the world cup?
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:09 No.94656322▶
> 2-0 italian or 1-1
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:23 No.94656323▶
> I could pillow jab and cage hug everyhere to a decision
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:28:41 No.94656295▶
> (You)
> what if usa won the world cup?
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:09 No.94656322▶
> 2-0 italian or 1-1
>>>
>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:23 No.94656323▶
> I could pillow jab and cage hug everyhere to a decision

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See
I heem (You)

the baiana tranny might actually finish this fight

larping doesn't count

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No but I would tongue her freshly showered asshole fer shur

What's your brain damage?

>E-Everyone is a lifeless loser like me, r-right?
Cope. You can catch this fade anytime you want nigga.

i think he will too, he looks in great shape and i know hes pissed

i doubt Dana will give a contract to any of these 2 bums

How long have you been training larper?

should be italy 29-28 but i suspect a robbery for the negro

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Zabit-Kattar

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HOLY FUCK THE ROBBERY

Zabit deserved someone higher

30-27 lol judges are such a fucking joke, all mma fights to finish when

fuckin rigged

wtf kattar is flushed, ez clap 4 zabit

the colored obviously lost

I OWN HEEM UNTIL THE NEXT EVENT STARTS AND NEW PICKS. 5/5, EASY WORK.

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What are you dumbasses even complaining about? Guinea clearly lost

there's one fight left bro

Why did you take a break from spamming you colossal loser???

I know, it's almost guaranteedmy pick wins.

who is your pick

pol leaking

I haven't been in the gym in like 1.5 years. Regardless I'd heem you, so I'd advise you not to reply to this post.

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Were there any spicy heems from contender series?

Patrician taste b 100%. Peach of an ass fer ser. Personally I wouldn't care if she showered I mean wader we duin heur?

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Who do you think? im the ngannou poster, going to sleep though, i already know i won.

New thread destiny:

New thread destiny:

I thought Roidtega was fighting Zabit

Why were you bragging like you were there today?

HAHAHAHA WHAT? SHE WON?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what a joke

nobody wants to go to your shitty thread fuck off

This kills the cutbabby

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>when you have fat surgically moved from one part of your body to another due to e-nerds saying you have a flat ass and the same e-nerds fall for it

It's not his thread he's just a turmoil causing autist without a job and 0 friends, he's also almost 40

>every american flag is the same poster

1000% my d00d

honestly who cares? shes a middle of the road fighter with mental issues, she reached the top let her retire.

Get the belt back to joanna, and let her reign with her new titties.

I just miss it so much bro

>Get the belt back to Joanna
You're a moron

2 subs, 2 decisions so far

Park and /heem/ is non caz

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that is NOT the thread

Says the guy in the next fight is Venezuelan.

Kattar is 5'11" if max is a cutbaby then so is this dude

Harvey Park is half-Korean, so he's only half-can

you know it baby

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More like SNOOZEday night CUNTender serPEEs lol

llamas always getting brutally heem'd by prospects, can't believe he fought Emmett and gave up his title shot

Hoped for Moicano vs Zabit.

>freshly showered
What a fag id clean her anus after she shat

>thinking its that complex
she's a middle aged woman

>can't afford to send the Jews $50

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MoiCANo is flushed, Cattar is a good fight for him.

Max isn't a cutbabby. However, the 6'2 Zabit who walks around near 175 clearly is a cutbabby.

BASED

WE
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HERE

Did Roidtega get injured or did he pop for PEDs again?

Park looks like an Asian colby covington

>Moicano is flushed, but the dude that Moicano flushed is a good fight for him

He's fighting KZ. Dana practically confirmed it himself.

Zasneed Moegometcringepost

Formerly not gassed

this Park dude unironically looks like a faggot

>skinny lanklet is a sneedposter
wow surprising! not.

NOW THIS IS A GOOD FIGHT

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Oh for sure spamming leg kicks and running away is a beast of a win

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are u still banned from r/mma?

he's literally a redditor with a ball busting video

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOOK AT THIS DUDE

still enough to completely broke him, Kattar will not even hurt Zabit

PARK IS A CALFLET, FUCKING HELL.

Who the fuck are you guys

Which fighters are CONFIRMED to have munster hogs? Mousasi does not count.

Eat shit, homo

Moicano had a bad performance but I think he would still beat Calvin if they run it back. How's Fili vs Burgos?

rofl you got exposed m8

Let it be known that there is not one of you that can heem me

what are some of the most aesthetic heems?
a few that come to mind are
>Gus heems Glover
>Woodley heems Koscheck

oh no no no

why would you bust your own balls?

haven't seem this much of a can for a while, this dude really can't take a punch

One more flushed can at the strap, brother

>completely broke him

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I have no idea what the paki and overly tanned transvestite are talking about, sneedposting is in our genes

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Marquardt vs Woodley
Carter vs Serra

>Zabit still ducking a five round fight
Hmmmmm

wow, now show the other 99% of the fight

Zabit has a strong 3.5 minute gas tank, when he's fresh nobody throws a better spinning cartwheel kick that misses by 12 feet, truly a gift to the sport

Why are asians so bad at fighting and how much money could one make by always betting against the Asian fighter? The Venezuelan was +225

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prime chuck heems jon

this, dude fought one actual fighter with a name in the UFC and that's it

Make me. MAKE. ME.

how do i png picks like that in ms paint? it just gives me a big block. makes goofing tough. thanks for doing it btw.

Dana really doesn't give a fuck does he lmao

my favorite part of DWTNCS is Dana ripping on these bums while they can hear him

>retard dana unironically thinks that was a bad decision

it wasnt even close, italy clearly won first two rounds

>EDDDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no one has ever punched him in the face. he's gotten away with it for so long lol.

park is only 50% asian, same % as ben henderson

Why does heem hate Zabit? Literally hasn't had a single boring fight.

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he literally made his fight against Stephens boring af

I do it on my phone with the default photo editor lol

shut up dumbass

Are you using the snip tool or what?

pillow fisted cutbabby is your answer

>pillow fists
>cutbabby
>muslim
I mean how is this a question?

he landed one strike in that entire spazzy sequence, he's the definition of meme fighter

he's a meme
khabib is the only good dagestani fighter

>single digit iq

where's ortega

>khabib
>not a fraud

no for sure 1000% i agree but then again i mostly entirely do not agree

that Herbert sub was pretty nice

>pillowfist
>cutbabby
So is Jones, but heem loves him

waiting on a USADA ruling

Only the gays on heem love jones.

thanks for answering but i'm too dumb to figure this out i'll leave it to the pros. looking forward to ufc uruguay how about you

PFL on Thursday boys

jon walks around at like 230 hes not a cutbabby

/heem/ loves Jon because he makes the f*ggots on r*ddit seethe

Jones
>uses high IQ striking techniques
>does drugs
>BTFO of manlets
>once hid under the cage in a puddle of his own piss for hours
He was destined to be loved by heem

As soon as Jon Jones fights anyone other than a journeyman MW he will get wrecked. It's been proven he's a mediocre talent without the needle.

Also looking forward to it. I have a feeling Perry is going to sleep Luque

off to take a dump lads

Some very nice value this weekend

Jon is based and he's too skinny to be considered a cutbabby. He also gave us to many based moments. This is what legit shit talk looks like. youtu.be/ylntl1zdEX0

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Me too. People are overrating Luque a bit.

hope you get shot on your way to the bucket you call a toilet you double monkey nigger

Jon fights to the level of his opponent, its why he looks lackluster against scrubs like OSP and Santos but looks amazing against guys like DC and Gus. You might be a cazzie if you haven't realized this by now.

good fights to watch while pooping?

Johnny Walker will heem him spectacularly then get flushed into irrelevancy the very next fight

so you're saying Smif is one of the greatest of all time?

>I'm here

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You're a cazzie who's watched one Jon fight. He destroyed legends when he was young he's already cemented his legacy as the goat. Jon destroyed a 29 year old Shogun to become the youngest ufc champion of all time. If he ever loses it wouldn't be any different than GSP losing to Matt Serra. Except Jon would never tap to strikes.

Does /ourboy/, Derrick Lewis, beat Blagoy Ivanov

>3rd grade reading level
He was on the juice for all those fights retard

this, Walker is flushing him

Correct. Arguably 3rd LHW GOAT after DC

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When DC responded "I'm here" Jon knew he won the fight kek. This trash talk was way better than the shitposting session Snoozeman and Cuckvington had. Shit talk gets more serious as you go up weight classes. Look at how funny TJs and Cody's trash talk was at 135. Once you get to 205 people hardly talk shit and if they do it's serious.

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jesus that fight will be sloppy, but yeah he does

>loses to POOxanne POOdaferi

her MMA career ended before it could even take off tbqhf

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So were the people he was fighting you brainlet. You realize the usada era is recent right? Jon fought trt Vitor while Vitor was on every ped possible. I can tell you're too young to remember Jon's run. Fighters should be allowed to juice and if you disagree you should go back.

can anyone here tell me why colby is the most based fighter in the world right now?

curling up like a snail protects you from nuclear blasts, how can a negro man hope to break that defense, 200 IQ fight strategery

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Because you're a cazzie

>misses with half his punches
>the other half do nothing
and you call colby pillowfisted

How many ppvs does Tony vs Khabib do?

>Hops off the juice
>Can barely edge out a decision win over a one-legged middleweight

they're both pillowfisted

there's still a picogram in his system bro

All three punches landed. Run it back in slow mo

About 200k, 300 at absolute most. PooFC is nothing without Conor. Their biggest mistake was letting the muzrat lay on top of him.

even worse

except colby's strategy is volume punching for 5 rounds while zabit gets tired in 3 and doesn't volume strike?
why are hues so retarded

He smashed Gustafsson, smashed Smiff, and convincingly beat Santos. If you think Santos won you're a Jon hater. Santos landed leg kicks, but Jon had the only knockdown of the fight and the only dominant rounds of the fight. You would have to give Santos ever toss up round to give him the win. One judge even gave Santos round 4 somehow and he still lost the decision. The fact he neutralized the power puncher into a post fighter shows how good Jon is. He was never in danger of losing the fight, while Santos was.

Ladds...

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poor zabit wants to land that showtime kick just once. He'll get it one day

lmao
how big do you think his dicc is
for me, its 11inches
fuck outahea, you unironically thought lawler was winning that, i cant wait to hear your excuse after he does the same shit to snoozeman

Point fighter*

yes he has a very impressive volume but he's still pillowfisted

who's that smokeshow oO

Beating Lawler would be a beast win if it was fucking 2015. I didn't think 37 year flushed Lawler was going to win you cazzie. Colby has only fought flushed fighters his last three fights.

>tfw Harvey is your training partner

Masvidal has one legit loss in the UFC and has never been finished.

>How big do you think his dick os? I think his dick is 11 inches
>Colby is based
Figures. They don't call him Cuckvington for nothing.

I don't think that many people dislike him THAT much

He just needs to do things like finish people, learn english, beat a legit opponent

He is getting a huge push as well, I wouldn't be surprised to see him against aldo

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That face is so fucked but the body is tight

This is true but also pisses me off that Usman who fought the same guys but after they were flushed by Colby, and yet he has the belt. How the fuck did he avoid fighting anybody decent to get that shit??????

The state of Colby fans

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roxanne is a munster my man

>He smashed Gustafsson
*kicked Gus in the dick so hard that Gus couldn't fight anymore
>smashed Smiff
Smashed isn't the word I'd use. But regardless, nobody cares. Smif was an unranked bum at middleweight, you aren't going to convince me he just magically became skilled overnight because of a weight cut. LHW is shallow, Smif isn't a legitimate challenge.
>but Jon had the only knockdown of the fight
Context matters. Jon knocked him down because every ligament in his leg was torn.
>You would have to give Santos ever toss up round to give him the win
Yeah, that's how MMA scoring works. Doesn't matter how dominant Jones was in one round. He still lost rounds 1, 2 and arguably 5.
>The fact he neutralized the power puncher into a post fighter
Not really. Santos backed Jones up every time he threw a combination. It wasn't until his leg got fucked, which significantly hurt his movement/kicks, that Jones started winning.
>He was never in danger of losing the fight, while Santos was.
I don't care, that's not how MMA is scored.

He beats Colby, Usman, and will beat Edwards again in the rematch, leaving everyone seething.

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disgusting, and i have desert fever

True but Kamaru did beat Woodley. It's not like they gifted it to him after the RDA fight

Bruh look at this dude he looks like Torchic or a Russian Grandma

Except for Max, every current champ is a fraud

Zabit is an incel

jesus fucking christ are you faggots really act like Santos even had a shot before this fight? the fact that he didn't even finish that fight was embarrassing for him

Colby would have had the belt if he fought Woodley he was offered the fight against Woodley first, but he got nose surgery instead. It's kind of shitty Dana didn't work with Colby since he had the interim, but Usman was ready to fight when Colby wasn't.

Woodley is garbage too though, theres a reason Colby was begging for the fight he knew how Tyron shuts down when faced with constant forward pressure.

no fighters are incels.

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Come to think of it, Max is a fraud also since he never earned the lineal 145 belt

He still won though. That's all that matters at the end of the day. Jon has fought 3 times since December he's the most active current champ and he's trying to fight again this year. You'll have off fights if you fight often. At least he's not like Khabib who takes years off in between fights but still gets praised as a goat.

flushing toilet till and robbie was cool, but he did maia dirty by making him take the fight on short notice

He was offered the fight and turned it down. He probably beats Woodley though.

literally no man on the roster is an incel, many of them are volcels however once they realize modern wammens are disgusting filth who offer nothing except a smelly goo-filled opening

especially amanda

I wasn't even considering the women divisions

that's how you do volume striking bro

watch some nick diaz fights to understand the fundamental process, the difference being diaz mixes in powershots instead of takedowns which take more energy.
If colby loaded up on his shots it would adversely affect his grappling.

>this narrative
woodley tried to get him on short notice or 5 rounds

nigger tier

do you think nunes is a women?

This exact storyline happened in TNA impact wrestling. Dan Lambert and his American Top Team fighters including Colby and Bobby Lashley invaded the ring and beat up some old black guy.