I've never wanted a fighter to receive CTE as bad as I want this fucking monkey to. I hope he gets literal brain damage and loses 40 IQ points the cheating fucking ape.
Oliver Walker
considering she had a spinal injury before that fight it must have really done a number on her
didn;t she come into this fight with a neck injury? and then got slammed on her neck? her life probably flashed before her eyes thinking she almost got paralyzed I wouldn't doubt if she never comes back
Wait is Colby friends with The Prince of War? This changes everything
Blake Taylor
Probably. But she obviously was forced into it by pat
Gavin Torres
Rose had PTSD way before Conor.
Ryan Russell
This. Oxycontin isn't cheap
William Powell
We get it, you're jealous
Elijah Price
Yeah Pat probably threw her in the basement after the fight. It's a shame because Pat probably told her "don't let go of the kimura" and to her credit she never let go.
I unironically feel sorry for Cyborg, she got fucked over and tried to fight fire with fire.
Mason Nguyen
Perfect little ass and face this is basically the ideal woman on all counts. Ass, flat chest, cute face, fit/strong, is interesting as well. Pat Barry is a lucky motherfucker I'd kill just to put my nose between her ass crack.
Adam Brooks
everytime you post it reads like someone who escaped a mental asylum
If he loses he's a bum. If he wins he won to an old age pensioner. Lose-lose for this cheating monkey.
Nolan White
Pat Barry is an example of how hard work pays off. He spent years grooming her instead of becoming a good fighter.
Gabriel Stewart
He spent years taking painkillers and drinking alcohol. I don't know why a woman would go for a guy that's not only 10 years older physically and mentally, but also has a life expectancy half of your own.
>I don't know why a woman would go for a guy that's not only 10 years older physically and mentally, but also has a life expectancy half of your own.
Like I said, he groomed her. Even the relationship stuff they talk about openly involves him negging the shit out of her and playing mind games. The stuff behind closed doors will be way worse, and started when she was about 15.
Robert Adams
>a life expectancy half of your own Not if Rose takes a few more slams to the head.
Julian Russell
s She should have been on heem looking for studs like you
Matthew Flores
Prime Pat Barry heems the entire UFC hw divison
Landon Bennett
Just think about how every square centimeter of that little face has been covered by Pat Barry and his psychotic friends' thick, ropey nigger cum.
Luis Hall
Fuark I wanted to hate Colby, but now can't. Hardy is unequivocally /our/ boy. Smart move by Colby to ally with the prince of war before he heems Ngannou.
David Kelly
Dude I'm being honest here I have no chance with girls like her but still you gotta admit she could do a LOT better. Imagine her signing up to Tinder with the profile saying "UFC champion" and a face a like that.
I think Elon Musk would take her.
Nolan Foster
probably why he's always there for her interviews, doesn't want her letting anything slip
Ryder Davis
You have severe mental problems
Nicholas Hughes
>Hardy is unequivocally /our/ boy.
Is this shilling or a forced meme? Hardy is a can with no personality, no-one likes him.
Dylan Diaz
found joe rogan
Christian Rogers
I no longer want to imagine her smell. I am now imagining Andrade's superior smell.
It's severe shilling by these jobless NEETs who have nothing worthwhile to do all day.
Hunter Watson
that shit's creepy as fuck
Christopher Harris
I'm not the one who groomed my wife since her teens and regularly drugs her up so I can sell her mouth, pussy and ass to the pillars of the local nigger community.
Andrew Sullivan
The only thing superior about Andrade is her testosterone levels.
Jose Harris
Wow, he has a nice butt.
Charles Bennett
The fact that you have these sorts of fantasies goes to show how far your mental faculties are far gone. Seek help.
Evan Bell
Hardy was relatively popular in the states because he was a pro bowl nfl player and he makes people seethe like no other fighter before him.
Bentley Hill
>h-he mightve did a baddy o-one time i hate him!!!
do they know that face is indicative of basedness? are they playing along? serious question
Noah Baker
who isn't?
Lucas Bell
He lost on TUF casual
Juan Barnes
He just knocked out a top 30 D1 wrestler. He’s already solved mma
Jeremiah Ward
lmao, IDGAF about Rose. Now, if we're gonna speculate about what Rin Nakai's private appointment schedule entails, that'd be way more up my alley.
How much do you think it she'd charge to eat her own vomit from a fishbowl?
Carter Fisher
söyness*
Parker Butler
I might be a technically good fighter but he's somebody that really should have gone into investment banking or just accounting or some shit. He's not gonna go far in MMA.
Levi Anderson
Demented manlet
David Hill
you're just the guy that fantasizes about it on Yea Forums
Juan Nelson
Francis Ngannou is a C level athlete
Greg Hardy is an A level athlete
You do the math
Jace Brooks
Not losing again
Dylan Rogers
Hardy has an F tier chin though
Ayden Walker
Francis Ngannou is a Champ level athlete
Greg Hardy is a level athlete
Nicholas Rivera
Sorry, not a manlet. How many GB of FacialAbuse.com videos do you have in your collection? Pic very related.
Interesting fact: Colby landed 7 takedowns against RDA, Usman 12. Usman did in a 520 sq ft cage though to Colby’s 750, Colby landed about 5 more takedowns on RDA per sq ft adjustment
Nicholas Allen
>let me just keep proving how further demented I am
Lucas Carter
Picture this. It's Rose. She's just lost her fight to Andrade. The hospital has give her a few meds to deal with the pain: Xanax, Tramadol, Oxycodone. She takes all three and comes home, already swaying. Pat (drunk) offers her a neat whiskey. She downs a couple of shots. She's feeling okay now -- butthole a little lose from the tranquillizers. Pat tries to console her, but she's past the point of caring. She takes another swig of the whiskey, right from the bottle, and lies down. She hasn't showered since coming back from the hospital, and Pat can tell. Groin and ass sweat filled the room. After a few minutes, her eyes half way closed, Pat pulls Rose's Reebok shorts down and takes a big fucking whiff of her crotch. Oh yes my dear, quite pungent indeed. He sticks his nose right into her pussy and takes another one in. Hmm yes darling strong aroma. The Xanax has now fully taken effect: he sticks his tongue out and puts it right into her sweaty, lose little shitter and starts munching her ass and pussy and until it's all wet, lose, and dirty. A few minutes of this and she's basically comatose. At this point, Pat pulls his long half-caste cock out and rams Rose's little shit box until it throbs and fills her with semen.
Rose wakes up the next day and is a little sore but assumes it was the fight.
Jaxson Lewis
Omar Morales vs. Harvey Park Marilia Santos vs. Lucrezia Ria Herbert Burns vs. Darrick Minner André Muniz vs. Taylor Johnson Dwight Joseph vs. Jay Perrin
The aspie refugees really did a number on this general
Ian Thomas
Holy fucking absolute BASED, I love Rose now.
Dominic Martinez
>champ level athlete no belt. can't even beat stipe. you shouldn't need someone on a taiwanese knitting forum to tell you to ground yourself in reality.
Ethan Thompson
>y-you're so crazy user, you're kinda scaring me Cringe.
Aaron Jackson
>Darrick Minner What the fuck did you just call me?
Noah Morales
Where did it all go so wrong for you?
Jonathan Diaz
when does maycee barber fight agian? god I love her
Joshua Wood
Something's wrong with me because you're an easily revved and baited little moralfaggot?
Angel Perry
Why would somebody compete in gi BJJ? PEople don't wear a gi in real life you fucking dorks.
>what are coat lapels You sure you live in sunny old England there, bud?
Easton Peterson
Why would someone learn advanced ground game when going to the ground is a death sentence on the streets?
Adam Lee
You can't blame your parents for this; I'm sure they tried
Nolan Gray
>Canada >Gillian Robertson Fighting out of Port Saint Lucie, Florida, United States[2] Team American Top Team they need to stop, don't even make it the american flag make it florida's flag
Clearly your parents did something to raise a scared preachy little bitch who for some reason decided to spend its days discussing human cockfighting in the dried smegma scab of the internet.
Joseph Reed
USADA just pulled up.
Oliver Flores
When did you first realize you'd lost all control?
Es la práctica de los pedófilos de acercarse y preparar progresivamente a sus (futuras/potenciales) víctimas, haciéndose su amigo/confidente etcétera. En este caso Pat se acercó a Rose cuando tenía 15 años (creo?), durante su entrenamiento.
Jack Butler
you might unironically need some help, all jokes aside
Colton Diaz
lmfao
Ian Kelly
I'd love to see these people heem'd
Dern - fat fucking cheating fake accent bitch Costa - cheating monkey nuff said Jones - lmao do I even need to explain Zabit - hype faggot
Caleb Cook
>people will unironically watch this >they will unironically think im being ironic when i say i can't believe anyone here would watch this >mfw people actually watch this
TuF matches count as exhibitions right? Cuz his wikipedia page shows that he only lost his first professional fight
Brayden Morales
I knew you were a mentally ill faggot.
Cooper Barnes
I hope you're trolling, now you got me almost worried about you.
Why? Buncha pearl-clutching underage crybabies.
Luke Robinson
>He gets mad about people watching fights
Dominic Hughes
>Zabit - hype faggot not based, he's clean and is going to end the holloway meme.
Jeremiah Flores
>i-i- was just pretending bro Get help before you spread your cancerous ideas to others.
Gavin Williams
>he's going to watch it OH NONONONONONO
Elijah Price
Que pasó Maicol, si hasta te contesté tu pregunta de retardado mental que no fuiste capaz de contestar tú mismo, ni basado en contexto, ni buscando en Google.
Ayden Collins
Nobody's "pretending" you fucking mongoloid, I had 5% hope you were playing a Sheila Broflovsky outraged mom schtick, now I'm pretty sure that's not it and you actually are this much of a baby.
That old man is getting sent back into retirement.
Hudson Cook
No it wasn't caz
Jacob Roberts
This is your life >wake up alarm sounds >Springsteen >lightly nudge Lela Star and Sophia Leone's naked, still slightly sweaty bodies so you can get out of bed >star spangled banner covers >go to the bathroom, take a huge loud piss >brush ur teeth rinse with tears >look in the mirror and tell youself >"I'm the motherfucking GOAT"
How bad do you want to be Colby Covington, /heem/?
Brayden Johnson
no wonder youre so fuking gay, youre a chilian t.half peruvian lmao
Angel Brown
>t.half peruvian lmao masvidal?
Liam Smith
>Sophia Leone lost all respect for him when i found out this was a dirty shit skin
Alexander Anderson
>Colby walks out to Kurt Angle’s theme >draped in American gear everywhere >crowd chants you suck >Usman walks out dressed in Wakanda gear with the Wakanda forever motion >gets Marty chants >before Buffer finishes announcing Colby angle slams Usman and breaks his ankle with the ankle lock >its actually Kurt Angle all along >Colby rushes the cage and gets the pin to win the Intercontinental Welterweight title
How hard would you mark?
Brody Hill
i wanto fug valentina and feel her clinch her puss around my peep when ithrust
>Colby, Hardy, and Masvidal enter the cage >they call out Dana >they throw him off a ladder through Anik and Rogans announcing table >they rip off their suits to reveal nWo shirts How hard would you mark?
Lucas Jones
Probably because San Francisco is street shitter central USA. That’s unironically a great fight and Flyweights are based
Jace Phillips
Whats more homosexual; two men in tights and hookerboots doing acrobatics or wrapping your legs around a mans waist while hes ontop of you and youre on your back?
Don't be, she's going to get paid millions to crush cans now. I do wish we got the rematch against nunez before this happened. Cyborg is better than nunez, nunez is just a one trick pony, that overhand right is all she has, because she's a fat fucking dyke.
Jason Watson
How would le waking up early man do in the UFC? He is former navy seal and is jacked and in great shape. However, he always wakes up at 4:30 am, so that may conflict with most UFC cards that start past his bed time.
Why do you think Dana always puts him on the main card? He's an actual heel and has the potential to be a draw. He's the only true heel in the ufc besides Jon and maybe Stephens.
Rumble was the only person who could have beat Jon when they were both in their primes. Rumble hit ridiculously hard and when they were scheduled to fight Jon hit a pregnant lady to avoid the fight. Only dude I think had Jon shook because Jon went out of his way to be friends with him. He didn't do that with anyone else in his weight class.
Woodley knocked him out like 10 times and softened up that chin for Till and Pettis.
Jayden Watson
Stop seething
Jonathan Bailey
Khabib > Johnson > Poirier
Samuel Flores
Poirier > Max > Stephens > Emmett > MJ > Tony > Tibau > Khabib
Jason Evans
>Hog House Shaub getting some big ol man tiddies in retirement. Guess he lost that athlete work ethic Rogan always praises when it comes to his weight training and exercise.
Kayden King
Based and MMA mathpilled
Nicholas Bailey
man asscream is fucking seething that colby and masvidal have a great future for them
Julian James
Poirier < Max < Stephens < Emmett < MJ < Tony < Tibau < Khabib
Askrens gunna get permaflushed by Maia in the most embarrassing loss of his career then he's going to retire. Askren might be the most delusional fighter in the history of MMA.
Brandon Allen
Poirier + Max + Stephens - Emmett x MJ + Tony - Tibau = Khabib
Hunter Howard
>black guy gassing shocked
Hudson Adams
black guy won.
Josiah Wilson
What a robbery
Anthony Parker
it was a no contest no contract for me
Hudson Richardson
not even close. Wrestlefucking with no endpoint = win? nope
Liam Rivera
He's actually cornered several fighters back in the early TUF days. The days of having decent cardio and a solid ground game getting you somewhere without being a freak athlete are long gone, though.
David Johnson
So getting repeatedly taken down and lying on your back is better?
Aaron Taylor
he took him down and did nothing though, you don't win by getting lit up on the feet and taking opponent down and thne proceed to do nothing on the ground, no ground and pound, nothing.
Justin Bennett
jesus this dude is VERY tired lol
William Fisher
everyone picked him
Justin Diaz
Everyone who posts picks for contender series isn't a casual, it was obvious dwight would win.
Evan Moore
>confirmed never been in a fight
also vs a civilian i can just snatch single 220lbs or less
I wrestled 10 years though
Josiah Reed
the fight was pretty much as close as it gets, quit being an obtuse prick.
Jason Carter
MARRETA
Camden Rogers
Pedro is winning this, maretta has blessed him.
Jace Jenkins
holy fuck its the white Rampage
Gabriel Scott
tappy wow thats it
Jonathan Rodriguez
>submission Yeah I don't care
Dominic Ortiz
HEEM TAPPY PICKS STILL ALIVE
Colton Gray
Perrin also landed more strikes
Nolan Green
no he didn't, the commentators clearly pointed out dwight landed more significant shots/ more power shots.
Leo Cooper
>BJ ACCOLADES YE I'M SURE YOU KNOW A LOT ABOUT THAT SANKO
Oliver Walker
>a prospect that already has 31 fights something smells funny, and it's not the braplet posters.
Noah Cook
I thought they said perrin landed 7 more total strikes
Andrew Cruz
they did, the other guy had 3 or 4 more significant strikes
Andrew Rodriguez
Haven't been home all day, sorry I missed the picks this week. Thank you for taking them though and I hope you do next week as well, you rock.
all the brazilians are winning tonight huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
Brandon Williams
Stfu
Jonathan Rivera
Wobbled some dweeb in sparring today with the ol' lead switch kick to the body followed by the straight right hand down the middle. The little faggot was on ice skates. Swiveled his fucking jaw like a bobblehead lmao.
Daniel Myers
dana stop putting people that don't soeak English on my fucking television
Jaxon Campbell
sounds like something a female kickboxer would do desu
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Oliver Morales
italian has a reach disadvantage and dom keeps talking about her huge length
Dominic Martinez
the lanklet shall be heemed
Angel Myers
white chick clearly won the round
Cooper Rogers
*pfft*
Benjamin Bell
ITALIAN 1-0
Isaac Scott
wish it was Tracy Cortez fat ass fighting
Austin Rivera
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you've got a point, nig nogs mostly just shoot other nig nogs, which isn't the same as killing actual humans.
Bentley Torres
so far these g*rls have had the most exciting fight of the night and thats real sad.
Michael Ross
just bleed
Juan Clark
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>Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:28:41 No.94656295▶ > (You) > what if usa won the world cup? >>> >Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:09 No.94656322▶ > 2-0 italian or 1-1 >>> >Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:23 No.94656323▶ > I could pillow jab and cage hug everyhere to a decision >Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:28:41 No.94656295▶ > (You) > what if usa won the world cup? >>> >Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:09 No.94656322▶ > 2-0 italian or 1-1 >>> >Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:23 No.94656323▶ > I could pillow jab and cage hug everyhere to a decision >Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:28:41 No.94656295▶ > (You) > what if usa won the world cup? >>> >Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:09 No.94656322▶ > 2-0 italian or 1-1 >>> >Anonymous 08/07/19(Wed)04:31:23 No.94656323▶ > I could pillow jab and cage hug everyhere to a decision
No but I would tongue her freshly showered asshole fer shur
Jace Perry
What's your brain damage?
Lucas Russell
>E-Everyone is a lifeless loser like me, r-right? Cope. You can catch this fade anytime you want nigga.
Isaac Martin
i think he will too, he looks in great shape and i know hes pissed
Tyler Jackson
i doubt Dana will give a contract to any of these 2 bums
Jack Barnes
How long have you been training larper?
Tyler Bell
should be italy 29-28 but i suspect a robbery for the negro
Xavier Allen
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Zabit has a strong 3.5 minute gas tank, when he's fresh nobody throws a better spinning cartwheel kick that misses by 12 feet, truly a gift to the sport
Kevin Bennett
Why are asians so bad at fighting and how much money could one make by always betting against the Asian fighter? The Venezuelan was +225
he literally made his fight against Stephens boring af
Zachary Williams
I do it on my phone with the default photo editor lol
Benjamin Wright
shut up dumbass
Ryan Thompson
Are you using the snip tool or what?
Logan Reed
pillow fisted cutbabby is your answer
James Hernandez
>pillow fists >cutbabby >muslim I mean how is this a question?
Luke Davis
he landed one strike in that entire spazzy sequence, he's the definition of meme fighter
Daniel Bennett
he's a meme khabib is the only good dagestani fighter
Brandon Walker
>single digit iq
Jack Johnson
where's ortega
Adrian Watson
>khabib >not a fraud
no for sure 1000% i agree but then again i mostly entirely do not agree
Samuel Clark
that Herbert sub was pretty nice
Xavier Howard
>pillowfist >cutbabby So is Jones, but heem loves him
Gavin Torres
waiting on a USADA ruling
Angel Jones
Only the gays on heem love jones.
Jayden Cox
thanks for answering but i'm too dumb to figure this out i'll leave it to the pros. looking forward to ufc uruguay how about you
David Torres
PFL on Thursday boys
John Phillips
jon walks around at like 230 hes not a cutbabby
Julian Campbell
/heem/ loves Jon because he makes the f*ggots on r*ddit seethe
Blake Adams
Jones >uses high IQ striking techniques >does drugs >BTFO of manlets >once hid under the cage in a puddle of his own piss for hours He was destined to be loved by heem
Nathan Ross
As soon as Jon Jones fights anyone other than a journeyman MW he will get wrecked. It's been proven he's a mediocre talent without the needle.
Aaron Phillips
Also looking forward to it. I have a feeling Perry is going to sleep Luque
Owen Allen
off to take a dump lads
Julian Robinson
Some very nice value this weekend
Julian Roberts
Jon is based and he's too skinny to be considered a cutbabby. He also gave us to many based moments. This is what legit shit talk looks like. youtu.be/ylntl1zdEX0
hope you get shot on your way to the bucket you call a toilet you double monkey nigger
James Cox
Jon fights to the level of his opponent, its why he looks lackluster against scrubs like OSP and Santos but looks amazing against guys like DC and Gus. You might be a cazzie if you haven't realized this by now.
Elijah Moore
good fights to watch while pooping?
Hudson Hall
Johnny Walker will heem him spectacularly then get flushed into irrelevancy the very next fight
Brody Bennett
so you're saying Smif is one of the greatest of all time?
You're a cazzie who's watched one Jon fight. He destroyed legends when he was young he's already cemented his legacy as the goat. Jon destroyed a 29 year old Shogun to become the youngest ufc champion of all time. If he ever loses it wouldn't be any different than GSP losing to Matt Serra. Except Jon would never tap to strikes.
Jacob Gonzalez
Does /ourboy/, Derrick Lewis, beat Blagoy Ivanov
William Martinez
>3rd grade reading level He was on the juice for all those fights retard
When DC responded "I'm here" Jon knew he won the fight kek. This trash talk was way better than the shitposting session Snoozeman and Cuckvington had. Shit talk gets more serious as you go up weight classes. Look at how funny TJs and Cody's trash talk was at 135. Once you get to 205 people hardly talk shit and if they do it's serious.
So were the people he was fighting you brainlet. You realize the usada era is recent right? Jon fought trt Vitor while Vitor was on every ped possible. I can tell you're too young to remember Jon's run. Fighters should be allowed to juice and if you disagree you should go back.
Noah Ramirez
can anyone here tell me why colby is the most based fighter in the world right now?
Jayden Ross
curling up like a snail protects you from nuclear blasts, how can a negro man hope to break that defense, 200 IQ fight strategery
>misses with half his punches >the other half do nothing and you call colby pillowfisted
Jaxson Turner
How many ppvs does Tony vs Khabib do?
Kayden Thomas
>Hops off the juice >Can barely edge out a decision win over a one-legged middleweight
Jaxon Price
they're both pillowfisted
Mason Powell
there's still a picogram in his system bro
Austin Evans
All three punches landed. Run it back in slow mo
Isaiah Lopez
About 200k, 300 at absolute most. PooFC is nothing without Conor. Their biggest mistake was letting the muzrat lay on top of him.
Ryan Sanchez
even worse
except colby's strategy is volume punching for 5 rounds while zabit gets tired in 3 and doesn't volume strike? why are hues so retarded
Oliver Ward
He smashed Gustafsson, smashed Smiff, and convincingly beat Santos. If you think Santos won you're a Jon hater. Santos landed leg kicks, but Jon had the only knockdown of the fight and the only dominant rounds of the fight. You would have to give Santos ever toss up round to give him the win. One judge even gave Santos round 4 somehow and he still lost the decision. The fact he neutralized the power puncher into a post fighter shows how good Jon is. He was never in danger of losing the fight, while Santos was.
poor zabit wants to land that showtime kick just once. He'll get it one day
Ryan Russell
lmao how big do you think his dicc is for me, its 11inches fuck outahea, you unironically thought lawler was winning that, i cant wait to hear your excuse after he does the same shit to snoozeman
Adrian Ward
Point fighter*
Xavier Nelson
yes he has a very impressive volume but he's still pillowfisted
Christian White
who's that smokeshow oO
Gabriel Wright
Beating Lawler would be a beast win if it was fucking 2015. I didn't think 37 year flushed Lawler was going to win you cazzie. Colby has only fought flushed fighters his last three fights.
Christopher Green
>tfw Harvey is your training partner
Ethan Stewart
Masvidal has one legit loss in the UFC and has never been finished.
James Wood
>How big do you think his dick os? I think his dick is 11 inches >Colby is based Figures. They don't call him Cuckvington for nothing.
Hudson Parker
I don't think that many people dislike him THAT much
He just needs to do things like finish people, learn english, beat a legit opponent
He is getting a huge push as well, I wouldn't be surprised to see him against aldo
This is true but also pisses me off that Usman who fought the same guys but after they were flushed by Colby, and yet he has the belt. How the fuck did he avoid fighting anybody decent to get that shit??????
>He smashed Gustafsson *kicked Gus in the dick so hard that Gus couldn't fight anymore >smashed Smiff Smashed isn't the word I'd use. But regardless, nobody cares. Smif was an unranked bum at middleweight, you aren't going to convince me he just magically became skilled overnight because of a weight cut. LHW is shallow, Smif isn't a legitimate challenge. >but Jon had the only knockdown of the fight Context matters. Jon knocked him down because every ligament in his leg was torn. >You would have to give Santos ever toss up round to give him the win Yeah, that's how MMA scoring works. Doesn't matter how dominant Jones was in one round. He still lost rounds 1, 2 and arguably 5. >The fact he neutralized the power puncher into a post fighter Not really. Santos backed Jones up every time he threw a combination. It wasn't until his leg got fucked, which significantly hurt his movement/kicks, that Jones started winning. >He was never in danger of losing the fight, while Santos was. I don't care, that's not how MMA is scored.
Easton Torres
He beats Colby, Usman, and will beat Edwards again in the rematch, leaving everyone seething.
True but Kamaru did beat Woodley. It's not like they gifted it to him after the RDA fight
Parker Ortiz
Bruh look at this dude he looks like Torchic or a Russian Grandma
Easton Bailey
Except for Max, every current champ is a fraud
Connor Evans
Zabit is an incel
Jack Cooper
jesus fucking christ are you faggots really act like Santos even had a shot before this fight? the fact that he didn't even finish that fight was embarrassing for him
Elijah Parker
Colby would have had the belt if he fought Woodley he was offered the fight against Woodley first, but he got nose surgery instead. It's kind of shitty Dana didn't work with Colby since he had the interim, but Usman was ready to fight when Colby wasn't.
Matthew Flores
Woodley is garbage too though, theres a reason Colby was begging for the fight he knew how Tyron shuts down when faced with constant forward pressure.
Camden King
no fighters are incels.
John Adams
...
Ryder Evans
Come to think of it, Max is a fraud also since he never earned the lineal 145 belt
Xavier Rogers
He still won though. That's all that matters at the end of the day. Jon has fought 3 times since December he's the most active current champ and he's trying to fight again this year. You'll have off fights if you fight often. At least he's not like Khabib who takes years off in between fights but still gets praised as a goat.
Logan Howard
flushing toilet till and robbie was cool, but he did maia dirty by making him take the fight on short notice
Easton Cruz
He was offered the fight and turned it down. He probably beats Woodley though.
Caleb Reyes
literally no man on the roster is an incel, many of them are volcels however once they realize modern wammens are disgusting filth who offer nothing except a smelly goo-filled opening
Joshua Collins
especially amanda
Leo Wright
I wasn't even considering the women divisions
Jaxson Williams
that's how you do volume striking bro
watch some nick diaz fights to understand the fundamental process, the difference being diaz mixes in powershots instead of takedowns which take more energy. If colby loaded up on his shots it would adversely affect his grappling.
Hunter Roberts
>this narrative woodley tried to get him on short notice or 5 rounds
nigger tier
Samuel Rodriguez
do you think nunes is a women?
Zachary Powell
This exact storyline happened in TNA impact wrestling. Dan Lambert and his American Top Team fighters including Colby and Bobby Lashley invaded the ring and beat up some old black guy.