In honour of Wayne Rooney to Derby, what are some other WTF transfers?

In honour of Wayne Rooney to Derby, what are some other WTF transfers?

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>tfw the age of Rooney continues

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>tfw the mlels is so boring you join a team from the championship

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Gignac to Tigres where is now a legend

Guardiola to Dorados de Sinaloa was also very wtf

All those ex-prem players like Pires, Anelka and David James ending up playing in India. Didn't even know they have a football league there.

Kek he realised that, even though his body is broken and he can’t run anymore, he’s still far too good for the MLS and needs a real challenge.

gattuso to fc sion

How do bongtards pronounce Derby?

A

Apparently he wanted to be nearer family in England. Also I bet nobody understood a word of his scouse accent over there.

Derr-bye

Apparently he moved back to be nearer family, that's what the BBC reported.

"dar-bee"
>calls us tards when his entire country was created by us
Pottery.

Derby is close enough to Cheshire

Probably had enough when he got arrested for swearing. Would make me think "sod this, I'm going home" if that happened to me.

This has to be the world's best hair transplant.

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who's that reptilian on the right? why is his hand purple

Pinto da Costa. FC Porto's President. The club President who has won more shit ever

The Bogdanoffs literally bow to him

>32Red
>32R
is this some shit marketing gimmick?

gf to user FC

Giving him number 32 is, yes.

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Tevez and Mascherano joining West Ham was the mother of all corrupt deals

wot is 32r

>No. 5
What?

shut up dad

Best timeline

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Based

>seething because you were created by us
Lmao, pathetic.

Based

shut up dad

>seething because you were created by us
Lmao, pathetic.

He's only 33, he's going to be an amazing signing for them. It's crazy that someone like Rooney is going to play in the Championship.

shut up bro

shut up cunt

how about transfers so WTF that they can't possibly happen?
like gf to me

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good b8

>fucks off after 1 month
if he even makes it to january before jumping back

fucking based

Tevez and Mascherano to West Ham.

>yet more countries that were created by us are seething
Lmao, pathetic.

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He would've hated living in Amerishartland.

I'm pretty sure a 33-year old Rooney could still do it in the Championship tbf

Balotelli to Flamengo.

probably a betting site
either that or a cfd trading platform