/hoc/

i could tell because when we talked hockey last thread and you werent involved at all

Got some pork chops on sale lads

Shan't tolerate Canada bullying Norge.
I stand with Norge.

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I like _you_ more than I like the sport of hockey. :*

some kids down the street are playing street hockey

don't call me that

You should watch them from between the blinds until it looks like they have an odd number of players, then go out and offer to join.

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Yeah, kinda like that.
Except maybe try to be less obvious about it.

go knights

go away

remember that image of the sharks fan flopping out his wiener and going peepee all over that girl hahahah?

based

not based

So...does Laine have a fortnite addiction?

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Patricia Laine is a bit of an ayy lmao

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Losers in 31st place don't deserve the best young talent.

atlanta thrashers emblem looks like a brown tornado with a hockey stick in it

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gary agrees too. thats why buffalel didnt end up with mcmeme.

nice

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those kicks ruin the outfit
imagine if he had a pair of sperry boat shoes in white leather or penny loafers

>nooooo I don't want a free market system introduced to my favorite sport, we should keep rewarding teams for playing like shit and forcing everyone to pay out the same amount to players!

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>he's still going
based retard

>rags

imagine forcing crosby or kane to play for the rangers instead of winning 3 rings for the shit franchises they were drafted by

Literally never seen a söy image spammer make a good post.

yeah, i guess you could refer to me as an 'anarchist'

what should i have for dinner

if lundqvist had someone of the caliber of those two in front of him, the >rags may have actually accomplished something. Instead his prime years were wasted with mediocre players and underachievers in front of him

grilled chicken

is sean still here? I have a video for him
>youtube.com/watch?v=niqNJuihLkg

come over fren

beefy mac

Gonna have to give your five out of seven, OP
or at least whoever created this... /hoc/ artifact??

at any rate, I'm stealin it

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>why yes, I am a colorado avalanche fan, how could you tell?

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My Cawck

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Based.

maybe the rags should have chased a real superstar instead of dick rash

compensating for poor management by burning dump trucks of cash isnt the solution

if I knew a /hoc/ fren in my neighborhood, I'd visit for supper
>if I were invited
pot pie?

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>94652787
desperate that nobody (you)d your defeated argument, huh?

i agree

painfully obvious samefaggotry

I’d extend an invite if I was certain you were white

>pro/rel user is also a >rags fan
Makes sense now

Kra, kra!

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Don't mind me, just driving pass this thread....

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I'm not a rags fan

me on the right

still a retard though

wouldnt the engine drown out the piano?

Imagine sending one of the best players the GTA has ever developed to a shithouse of a franchise for him to waste away.

that posters tier list is fucking dogshit you shall not be receiving a (you)

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I won't were an armband, nazifren
You can't test my blood to see if I'm Jewish either
and for the record, taters and sausage gets fucking stale after awhile, that's why you all drink some much shitty beer
>that's called cultural stereotyping, You guys do it to "Us" all the time; fun , right??
>wrestling sucks

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basado y rojopilled

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it's an electric piano

Do you guys think Letang will make it out of training camp uninjured?

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Pork chops tonight lad

it's not kosher...
>oh allright

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oy vey

Isn't 'Kris' a girls name?

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no
now krissy, that is a girls name

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Maybe, if it's short for something like Kristin or Christine.

thats just the frog way of spelling chris

sam is a girls name

t. brett

Seattle Sea Cattle

There was a girl named Ryan and a guy named Kelly in my grade shit was so gay

Xheattle Pride HC

Things I like about today
>just took a nap
>norge has been coffee posting all fucking day
>one day closer to hokkei
>Laine female face swap could get clapped
Things I dislike
>people doubting the best in the West jets
>the guy that responded to me showing Laine had 8 losses when we all know fortnite is hard
>pro / rel
>Randylina reloshit op
>whatever the fuck this op is
A sexy girls name

This is the highest quality post Sam has EVER crafted

t. confirmed as sexy girl

>this is the kind of poster who obsesses about the Hurricanes
grim

I see.

If you had to live in one of the NHL hockey cities in canada which would it be?
Leafs likewise if you had to live in an american NHL hockey city which would it be?
For me it's calgary so I could cowboy larp and it seems like a nice city

No one likes you

Anyone else like pro/rel user? He tries so hard to change our minds when we really don't give a shit

>relogaylina hurriseethes

>Things that are BASED
me
>Things that are cringe
(you)

>Seattle Skidaddles

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I don't like snow and I love me some Chinese food so Hongcouver. My job pays enough that I wouldn't be a peasant if I lived there.

Pro/Rel user should trip so I can filter him like bracketfatwife

no idea. as gay as the preds are living in nashville seems nice

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for me it's montreal, the cultural capital of north america

most of them dont really even seem to actually live in the town they play in. they are on the road for the majority of the season and then have an apartment/condo to stay in when they arent on the road. lots of them seem to return to actual home during the offseason. but id probably play for the puppers or kitties so i can live a life where the people dont recognize me on the streets.

based

I rip shit on the sunbelt for not being a hockey market but if I could move to any US NHL city it would be Glendale or Miami. Snowbelt it would be New York or Boston. Love Sinatra, love winning

>the guy that responded to me showing Laine had 8 losses when we all know fortnite is hard
at least he tried :)

Lads... I've had one of the Hungarian rhapsodies stuck in my head all fucking day. I feel like I'm a Looney Tunes cartoon and every mundane action I do is part of some comical romp.

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his k/d ratio isnt even 1 hes fucking trash

It's too hot.

Have the AC on myself

reminder

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two teams likely getting relocated in the next two decades
Nice choices, will you follow the Ducks to Houston?
or the Panties to Nordique City??
>I would

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Its because Randy is boiling

>official pet
>/cric/

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checked and same

Keep that cold beverage on hand, lads
Stay hydrated

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Always been a fan of ridiculous heat. My room is a steam box. Never turn the fan on let alone A/C. Grandma did the fan once and it took a week to get the air as damp and as I like it again

For me its Rebecca Johnston

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The doesn’t sound like something a white person would say

does she have nice feet?

hows the tan coming along boys? you getting out into the sunshine every day right?

sam is a persian. i bet his room smells like ass, body odor, and too much cologne

Who the fuck are you talking to?

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I've always thought the landscape in nova scotia(/halifax) looks nice in pictures. It doesn't have a 'chel team though so I guess I can't choose it.
My other choice is vancouver then.

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i got that nice light bronze going. i sunbathe an hour a day

not bad, just go back from Rome so got a good base going then added to it over the long weekend up in 'skokes

>bite into Reese's peanut butter cup
>it tastes like shit, not how i remembered it at all
Am I getting too old for candy lads?

admirable numerals
maybe you just got a bad one, is it old(er) maybe?

Halifax Hals soon m8

We talked about my smell like 3 days last week. Toothpaste, citrus, and baby oil
I tried the sour patch kids f'real smoothie yesterday. It was fucking disgusting. First two ingredients were apple juice concentrate (despite the lid saying it was watermelon flavor) and sugar. The taste itself was *bad aftertaste*. Candy is just gross

I’m supposed to be training for a new job but the guy I’m taking over for once he retires is this bitter old weirdo that is 100% on the spectrum.
He said he is too busy to teach me anything right now until at least the second half of August and to leave him alone so I just sit in my office and look at instathotties

I heard that he actually cried to our boss already because my email signature and business cards have “Accounting Supervisor” and so my boss has asked if I could change them to “Accounting Supervisor in Training” while he is still employed here because he felt I was stepping on his toes

Today was week 2 of the next 5.5 months

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>storm surge

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just sell the knives ya pinhead

>maybe you just got a bad one, is it old(er) maybe?
i think you're right, it says 'best by september' and i've never seen anyone restock the vending machine at my workplace this whole summer

The best posters remain anonymous
Simple as

a smoothie is not candy

Yah but it was a candy flavored smoothie

i stopped eating candy a while ago

Maybe it was September 18

It's a test moron. You are failing.

when they get older and stale, they can taste like shit, might have been last september lol

You've had almost a year to get used to it.
This is the new normal.

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>ForkKnifeDuck assistant accounting supervisor in training and head of sales
>Job duties include having a fat wife, being a spic, and pretending to watch the reddit ducks on a pro / rel anime forum

just says BB 09 2019

oh well this is probably a sign that i need to stop eating shit like this

literally can’t imagine anything gayer. gayer than two guys 69ing.

Do you have diabetes? A smoothie is just as much a candy as a campino. Sugar = candy

what's with the snowflake artifacts?

WHERE IS MY ANIME GIRL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i bet this will be a big feature in the eashl mode

>campino
>smoothies

nigga u gay

Don't know. It's just taken from the reveal trailer.

You know what can't go bad after a few months and won't make you a fat fuck? a good old bottle of water, reminder that you should be drinking some RIGHT NOW

I drink about 3 litres per day.

First for the Bruins

spent 6 days on the water last week
im a lobster

cheers buddeh

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>redditlina cocksurgegaynes

>broons

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How do I become a 40-50 year old cougar's CFNM boytoy?

I would.

Find the local cougar bar in your area

hawks poster here. you fags are eternally seething at /our/ dynasty, it's so cute.

no dynasty without a back to back negro

if the nhl isn't in the next winter olympics i'm going to heem gary

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i ain't a killer but don't push me

Anyone got more snapshot filter players?

utterly outraged

Do I get walk around her house buck naked while she suggestively tips her reading glasses at me?

I'm pretty sure porn is not reality which is why I'm skittish.

>dynasty
lmao what a cope

my team has won it back to back twice and you aren’t even white

If you want to fuck a cougar, find your local cougar bar, dress nice, and don't be a sperg.

Listening to Yung Gravy is making me lust for a milf

>and don't be a sperg.
Damn. That's going to be a little hard for me.

I have friends who play yung gravy when they get in my jeep and it makes me want to drive into oncoming traffic. Turn that shit off and listen to something that has at least a modicum of intelligence

t. cuplet
pongs have less cups than /my/ team in the last ten years. cups from last century are irrelevant. enjoy the rebuild tho bud.

09-19
Three (3) Cups
Also one of chiraqs was off a short season*

>I'm with your mom in the kitchen
>Makin' blueberry muffins
>Must be Thanksgiving
>'Cause your bitch want the stuffing

>Turcotte, Kaliyev, Vilardi,
dont need to say anything more kings cup champs 2022-2026

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more cups than anyone in that timespan.
>Also one of chiraqs was off a short season*
and they had one of the most dominant regular season performances of all time.
>swept by bruins
lol

Fuck that, the last non-NHL olympics were kino.
I'd much rather see meme teams all actually have a chance than see USA and Canada perpetually in the gold-medal game and the same rotation of Finland, Sweden, and Russia in the bronze.

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thinking about telling Gary to go fuck himself, lads

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Go back to soccer, Juarez

I gotchu

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>The general manager and team president doesn't have a contract and interviewed for another job. Two assistant general managers and several scouts left and were not replaced. The goalie coach was allowed to leave, and a new one hasn't been hired yet with a month to go until training camp.

>Some of this turnover is natural and organic after the departures of previous owner Peter Karmanos and former general manager Ron Francis, accounting in particular for the exits of the two assistant GMs, Calder Cup-winning AHL coach Mike Vellucci and two-decade employee Brian Tatum, but owner Tom Dundon's belief that everyone and everything is a replaceable part is being taken to an extreme this summer.

>>"Even if he had a contract I would let him interview, so what's the difference?" Dundon said Tuesday. "It's not going to stop somebody from doing whatever's better for them.If they're going to pay somebody more money, I'm not going to stop them. I told him he's got to do what's best for him."

>>"I'm not going to pay what other guys pay GMs, so me having a contract with a GM doesn't really help me", Dundon said. "Don in essence has a contract".

>In any case, the whole debacle has a surreal aspect to it., because whether it's Waddell or someone else, NHL bylaws require the team to have a general manager under contract by the end of the month.
>newsobserver.com/sports/spt-columns-blogs/luke-decock/article233585707.html
hey Randy what kind of sunbelt yah yeet clown world shitshow do you have down there in niggertown? Gonna transfer an entire front office to Xeattle just like that?

never post here again you triggered schizo spammer, no fans and worst office in the entire league, sunbelt subhumans make a mockery of the sport

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I love Gary's Southern Expansion and I love Gary

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may have been posted and i missed it but, pre-season schedule

nhl.com/news/2019-20-nhl-preseason-schedule-released/c-308441324?sf106645951=1&fbclid=IwAR1MEYnbgUNKoRrcMgR0uD64MadBURj0R7vDMUHmX8o7uJJsHmHFmf_2i3A

has someone tried doing this to jumbo joe? would that even work with the beard?

>his eyes are at different heights
Makes for a subtly-horrifying girl.

Gary is the reason that >we have an NHL team.
I could never be mad at him.

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>still posting about teams and namefags
>not posting about players and clipart
the year that /hoc/ died

how much will you love him if he relocates your team?

wtf Hiro

you guys literal get so mad at ONE(1) team its fucking stupid at this point.

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For me, it's Gary.

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Night of the Long Skate Blades

>chastising ~35 autists on a Cantonese smegma cookie theater
shiggy

it's not the gook, it's the FBI and all those (((journalists))) flooding the site looking for the next American mass shooter

Shut it, weeb.
We can turn on >your team just as easily.

and I can turn on your team too :)

Not if you don't know what it is.
*dabs*

>everyone turns on each other
No loyalty nowadays

*sips* *

*tea

gary is afraid of >us absolutely dominating the rest of the world at the olympics again like we saw in 2014 (people actually considered it boring)

Guys, guys...

Where the FUCK are the new jersey designs for next season???

>any no-cuppers in top two tiers
>Hongkouver

Shiggy diggy

>Emeritus: >rags
>Vice-Emeritus: >shorks
>2015: Blackhawks (regular season), Penguins (playoffs)
>2016: Predators (regular season), Penguins (ploffs)
>2017: Knights
>2018: Hurricanes
>2019:
who will be the heel this year?

Oh look randy is posting the same frogs he posts every fucking day

the debbies because of the nigs

It's not a best teams list, just the quality of the teams' posters on /hoc/.

depends what fanbase shitposts the most

Their team won't be good enough to be relevant for this.

oh look we have the same fucking posters posting onion rings and sealab 2020. nobody complains about those though

People complain about those all the time

I do.
TBG is a fucking atrocious spammer and the sooner he fucks off and dies, the better. People who don't know what to look for don't seem to put the pieces together, but he is responsible for so much dogshit and spam on /hoc/ that it's absurd.

I've already got one lined up but you're going to have to wait until the season starts.

>

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Think I may up my Jake Generationzel images this season
yeah try r/relocanes gay wad

stop being so paranoid

seattle tossed salads and scrambled eggs

>responding
He just wants to seethe.

>im randy
no. No i am not

guys I haven't heard from ted in a awhile and after this weekend I'm starting to get concerned...

I filtered all of the made-up names that you people give each other, and /hoc/ got a fuck of a lot better.

i used that one last night, these zoomers don't know who frasier is

you're so sensitive. canes fan i imagine

You belong on reddit

it's a gay joke right? because only faggots watched Frasier

absolute faggot retard

>*turns on memelab*

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You belong in a therapist's office.

Redditlina sensitive soft cunts

have a interview at amazon on thursday lads

>Kippers gone
>everyone uses their real names now
I haven't been here since clip art dogs in the OP, what happened?

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pls tell me it isn't a warehouse mate

don’t roll books up like a burrito like the non-white that had my package yesterday

redditlina seethecanes

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Redditlina canthandlebanters

Now /hoc/ is run by whoever seethes the loudest.

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relocanelina sensetivefaggotcanes

gaylina seethingrandycanes

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carolina emptyseatsnofans

>lakers won't even make the playoffs
nigga you what?

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this, I'm surprised no one spergs out over his atrocious posts

he's annoying at best and easy to ignore. you don't see him getting into a 3 hour pissing match on how he's not mad like randy does

You done?

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Who the fuck are you talking about?

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at the ROC
logistics freight management
needed a bachelors for it so will hopefully be my first real job

Randy is easier to work than marks before the business was exposed

looks like maggie gyllenhaal with a facelift

What an ugly little twink

Your mom

GODolina GOATicanes

A faggot who spams dude weed lmao, sealab pictures, food pictures, and other gay shit, usually 10 or 20 fucking posts at a time.

what team should i root for

Xheattle Dickgirls but you need to wait

Isn't it obvious?

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Maybe big bang is more your speed

I really wouldn't bother.

the fattest person in my office is from north carolina

see here
BASED

ya seethe?

He also has a "please oh please notice me" style with all of his posts that are just text.
I honestly hate him.

dont forget

Good luck man.

the Vegas Kallionkielis

heard you talking shit, like I wouldn't find out

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Sure hope you guys find the guy and kick his ass
Sounds like a right proper douche

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>Greenway, Byfuglien, Jones, K'Andre Miller
W-where are all these 6'5 blacks coming from?

fuck off faggot

i haven't made a friend in over 9 years

I don't know, I don't pay attention to their kind.

serron noel

one big room
full of bad bitches
one big r-
one one
one big room

I’m friends with Hal I could probably get you in

Montreal Canadiens

I thought we were friends

Prefer tpg to Randy if im being frank

there's really no need for that much hostility

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I too prefer pneumonia to aids

She keep tellin me to come and get it, it ain’t hard for me to find it
She ain’t playing, but she playing with it, I wanna get behind it
Professional, rump shaker, earthquake maker
She go to shaking and niggas get on the table
Her ass go way back, it’s from the 80s
She make it sing to you like a California Raisin
I slap that ass every night nigga, but I do it how she love it
When I bust it, Imma bust it right nigga, that’s why she love me

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vocaroo this right now you wack ass cracka

what the fuck did you say to me?

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reminder

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What do I have to do to get a made up name for myself in /hoc/

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why? hiv is completely manageable, and you might actually die from pneumonia

>tfw 12 GB folder of webms from /gif/
>can't see what any of the thumbnails look like

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But AIDS is real, whereas Randy is not.

I applied for a janitor position just so I can finally rid this board of faggots like you

I said aids not hiv

why'd they turn you down?

>he wants to do it for free

So it's really more like the difference between pneumonia and crippling hypochondria.

>/hoc/

>a community of Janitors and Mods that monitor you and call you names
this is where you faggots have been hiding?

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Hal > Will > Pete > Ted > Sam > Randy

Teds

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Kind of falling for thots with those under-the-boob tattoos that go all the way across the upper abdomen.
Help me, /hoc/.

It seems like all the tall people can skate nowadays

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do art hoes actually smell bad or is it just a meme lads

Stop posting this, Pete. We all know it's you.

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milk and salty coins

they don't shave anywhere on their bodies, have dreads in their hair while being white*, and use menstrual blood as art/witch shit

even the worst Brazilian smells better than an art hoe

>dying from pneumonia
what are you, 85 years old?

I've had pneumonia twice, it's practically just 3-6 weeks of holiday

Not Pete but I admire his work

No, anyone who could be described as an "art hoe," or, god help you, any woman who unironically describes herself that way, necessarily smells bad. It's unavoidable.

It all started when a certain someone refused to follow through on a certain something after making a certain wager

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>saving anything from a board advocating racemixing and white genocide
your nose would put Gary's to shame

lick?

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my arthoe exgf was hot as fuck, but smelled like bo sometimes desu

the

Disgusting, that sounds white trash

I actually don't care for cool ranch flavor, thanks

Getting closer to real /athletes/

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sounds like another dime a dozen dumb basic hoe just fuck her maybe causally date her a few months at most but DO NOT get serious with her

That's why I'm asking for /hoc/'s help in this. I know that I shouldn't like it, but I do.
I've always hated tattoos, but these ones are starting to look more and more beautiful.

But theres occasional big tedders threads

is this the year mcdavid requests a trade from the soilers lads?

where does he go and what do the soilers get back?

if it is, I expect a kings ransom deal

waits until bulju saga plays out and then follow him

München Beavers

Is the hockey world ready for Belmont Hill's Jr.McGuire?

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post >yfw this time next october mcmeme is playing for jokerit in the khl with bullju

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I'm so lonely

based

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no such thing

>2 most recent champs
nice
>san jose water sports vs vegan golden showers (also refpuck bowl)
gonna be a yawn and a sigh from me on that one lads

how does this not have any (You)s? It's taken directly from the source and paints one of the most dysfunctional pictures in all of the NHL

those quotes are verbatim worse than anything the Oilers have experienced, Wild just got flamed for, or anything Melnyk does. Hurricanes will be the 2016 Senators 2.0 at this rate, every player sold off in a fire sale after one successful season, ZERO executive cohesion, a know-it-all skinflint owner looking to maximize profits wherever possible

>Don Waddell GM kiss of death
You're looking at the Halifax Halberds/Houston Aeros slowly come to life

>nbc

NBC is unironically better than redditnet or TSN.

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not in terms of commentators

nothing like a milbury take to get your head scratchin

>not preferring your local broadcast

do you actually need some old turd sit and explain every single play to you? sir, I think I'm going to have to ask for your license (i.e. time stamped pic of used skates)

Most local broadcasts are based, with the exception of the avalanche and sharks.

what a dumb take

for me its bill clement and gary thorne

the panthers radio guy (doug plagens) is way better than their tv guys (Goldie and Potvin, Moller replacing Potvin next season), and I dont really mind listening to the tv guys either

Matt Murray is shit

Obsessed and seething

youtube.com/watch?v=Lp2qcCrdBLA

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it makes me uncomfortable when he calls dadonov daddy

>This post brOUght to you by Jagermeister, the ofFIcial shot, ofthe NHL
>Now, we take you to Pierre McGuire, awaiting us at center ice. Pierre?
because I definitely want to hear that every 15 minutes for 60+ games a year

Why?

Don't know, why are you?

>irrelevanlina faggicanes

midsummer reminder that the dodge™ ram 1500 is the most luxurious truck in its class

canes are cool

Why am I obsessed and seething? At whom?

>NBC
>Giving the rangers THIRTEEN(13) Games next season
Yeah, fuck them

one of the hairs around my nipple is way longer than all the other ones

I've never seen such an active off season /hoc/ in the years I've been here
How's everybody's summer going?

>he still hasn't taken the radio pill

Stop right there & take cold shower

With no cap hit to your team, which three centers would you rather have.
Larkin, Scheifele, or Eichel?

There are tons of Minnesotans here ya noob

About as shitty as every other season

I had that when I was 14, my chest hairs were coming in patches and mostly around my nipples. One day in gym I noticed I had a very long one on my right that was really weird looking. I managed to pluck it and I haven't had to worry about nipples since.

Yeah but they're literally the worst, like leafs fans: completely delusional but rabid

The winner of next season's Stanley cup will be..

Desu most of the mild ones have accepted their fate at this point

Welp, almost made a hockey related post

t. Dick sucking Calgary fangay

Eichel AINCEC

To be clear i root for Minnesota. Just hoping they don't fuck up the tank this time

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>bigmouth

>all fucking niggers must fucking hang
Um... wow... how was this guy allowed in the NHL again?

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freeze peach

Kucherov only had 2 points in the playoffs

The Boston Bruins

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Mild will win the cup before Ruins, and the Duluth poster will be a grandpa by the time that happens

leafs

Bruins exist to be a jobber at the stanley cup.
Has any other team lost as many as them in the last 20 years?

0,5 ppg

There is now.

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the devlols

Hockey is everyone, user.

I had to expand the timeline.
Since 1990 Bruins have lost 3 cups.
Detoilet, Filthy, Vanpooper, and Devlols have lost 2.

Here is list (alphabetical, not chronological)
Anaheim
Boston 3
Buffalo
Calgary
Carolina
Chicago
Dallas
Detroit 2
Edmonton
Florida
Los Angeles
Minnesota (north stars)
Nashville
New Jersey 2
Ottawa
Philidelphia 2
PittsBurgh
>rags
San Jose
Tampa
Washington
Vancouver 2
Vegas

>rags

may as well go back further than that since bawston lost 4 other times since they won in 72
>bombston b-ruins

>storm surge

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They've lost 7 times since winning in 72. and won one..... One.

why do people have this shit saved at all

so the best efficiency for winning the stanley cup? has to be the penguins

since 1990

Edmonton
Pittsburgh 5
Montreal
>Rags
New jersey 3
Colarado 2
Detroit 4
Dallas
Tampa
Carolina
Anaheim
Chicago 3
Boston
Los angeles 2
Washington
St louis

It speaks to them on a deeply personal level.

Both Randy FYI

Anyone seen Sam lately? Bit worried about him in light of recent events

So yeah pittsburgh 5-1.
Could also make a case for flyers at 2-0.
Then Chicago 3-1 and I guess Detroit at 4-2.

strawpoll.me/18436892
strawpoll.me/18436892
strawpoll.me/18436892

And the only other jobber besides boston is vancouver (lol) at 0-2 while boston is at 1-3.

>no back to back ships
>dynasty

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Don't care.

Flyers lost to Detroit in 97 friend

its the bing bings with 100% but a measly 2 appearances

>voting anyone but finland

yikes

You're right. I'm drunk and fucked myself up by doing it in two different sorts for the same timeline.

the habs have 34 appearances and a .727 win%
sure the pongs are slightly higher at .833 but only 6 cup chances so who gives a fuck

soibase

Yes soi is the new normal. You were saying?

>but only 6 cup chances so who gives a fuck
because their cup appearances happened when it actually meant something?

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>when you’re friends with someone and you find out they don’t like the basedcanes

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>30 team babby league wins
pathetic

blaze that shit up nigga

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lol you mean gary handed them a couple of generational talents and they became relevant because of them?

DUDE did you see last nights EPIC storm surge? I missed out because my wife said not to come home until 8:30 because she had her essential oils group over, they must have had fun because there is this white gel everywhere in our bed.

-posted from my switch

You can gripe about that if you want but I just think reaching back to 50 years ago for stanley cup wins isn't all that relevant.
Thats why I was making 30 year lists.

based

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I just want to see my team win at least once....

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Go canucks go! XD

Baste

start to worry because im not getting the next thread ready

This post is a cowboy larper false flag

Got an absolute cracker on deck for next thread. You won't want to miss it.

>re-purposing an old avs meem

Most fans feel this way, I'd imagine.
I was really talking about this because I'm a miserable bruins fan, but if they have to lose 15 cups to win 1, I'll take that any day.

when the pongs won in 91 there was 21 teams
so cram a sock in it

what do you mean?

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>when you havent made a finals since the 80's
jdimsa

Elias will win back-to-back Calder trophys :D

>my wins in a 21 team league are more relevant than your wins in a 21 team league because reasons
Utter faggotry coming from the pongs tonight lads

I really don't care about the Pongs, the line I drew was completely arbitrary.

How far should I take this?

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and the habs had a dynasty when there was 14+ teams in the league
6/6 cups in the 70s blows the doors off the pongs

sex is like wrestling. the goal is win and defeat your partner.

What's your guy's record? Any notably wins, losses, defeats? Ties are semen slurping.

for me, its max meyer from lake elmo, minnesota

Stop right there

That's an otter

'kay.

otters are baby beavers idiot

DNR

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Otters are pickled beavers. Like Cucumbers.

user, I don't think you understand.
Yes I arbitrarily drew a line that benefitted the pongs.
Could have also done that for montreal, islels, or edmonton.
I didn't say 30 years because "fuck the habs"

No, otters are way better than bevers. Simple as.

Nope I'm a for real canuckle head, I came here from reddit because they said you guys were cool

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otters are baby beavers just like deer are baby moose
i live in canada u fucking retards i know this shit

>muh 50 year old cups

are we still in the finnish golden generation?

No, that won't begin until Bulju finally awakens, heralding a new millennia of Finnish dominance

Hes a bust for fucks sake

generational busts

So what's a Fisher

I just had my first 5 kill game on Apex! I also led my team in damage :)

it made don cherry so mad haha!!! what an old xenophobic bigot he is.

Jesse will awaken to the tune of 30 goals this year in Phoenix

I moose is equal to 15 goose; the pronunciation of geese is a French fallacy
not sure what a adult buck carcass will run ya in beer, prolly measure that in kegs... Yep, prolly...
beaver pelts used to be use like money, but now, rarely will you meet the person that even knows what a beaver pelt actually is without looking it up first on the internet.. and we didn't always have the internet, I just found this out... neat..
I'll have a liter of Cola

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Welp, I can see that it's officially retard posting hour.

I'll have a liter one Don Cherry Cola...

This is the future that /hoc/ chose.

So bored I just went to /cric/

must have hockey....

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its what i am on the weekends when i hook onto big salmons

Please don't judge me too harshly

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hold still

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You need to make the // more slanted I thought this said IHOC! at first

what the fuck

why was my post about don cherry deleted?
is that the smell of the stinky janitor i smell?

Nike > Adidas > Under Armour > Reebok > POWER GAP > everything else
And for hockey gear
Nike > Bauer > Warrior > CCM > everything else

follow the rules next time

isn't reebok just the cheaper name for adidas?

90% of offseason posts have nothing to do with hockey

smell my dick, balls, and asshole

i have webms just name a player and ill see if i have one of them

Loading up Vista print order that says Sam - Executive director - hocgeneral.com

Donald Trump. The Janitor will delete this for free.

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love hockey
'ate cricket

the rest? don't care.

look at how angry Lundqvist is at your shitty off topic post

>cucknadia

new threads in the catalog

*lights a match*
*walks south*

just texting my uncle, he told me about the time he took a molson draft dump in the reflecting pool after he burned the whitehouse to the ground

fun stuff going on in the White Men Can't Jump thread

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Just texted finland he said he'll make next when he wakes up

Based

I’m gotta get high

that good.. let /hoc/ get some much needed rest...
>ssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhquiet

kelownanow.com/news/news/World_News/Don_t_Tread_On_Me_Vancouver_Island_woman_fends_off_cougar_by_blasting_Metallica/

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cntrl+f
bolts 0 results
blots 0 results
lightning 0 results

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good thread

>blots

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Whoa

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>standings
You retards aren't allowed on /hoc/ anymore

>sharks
Whose getting hyped up to delube themselves during the season only to have another soul crushing loss in the playoffs?

where did that gritty falseflagger go today?

Sunbelt = LGBT anime redditors

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/hoc/ getting booty blasted in the /cric/ rap battle right now

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What's that smell?

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oh no some shitskins are trying to bad mouth us in coonspeak

sure thing pal

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How on earth would I know what's happening at a /cric/ rap battle when I:
>don't live in a third world country so I don't watch cricket
>don't listen to rap since I'm white (Persian)
>don't go to /cric/ since my iq is above room temperature and I don't want to get molested or my food stolen by sebbo

filtering poo peeland entirely vastly improves the quality of /hoc/

*spits bars*

i eat ass

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Persians aren't white

>All these boiling /hoc/lets pretending not to be perturbed
KEK

almost there, getting worried.

see

mfw the incest/scat pedo chick from/b/ is a canes and avs fan

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Some one open a window it really smells in here.

wtf you said you had it

yeah smells like something’s burning from an epic diss

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Just wait for it

>I've got the next one

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How long was he injured for after this?