/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - VietnAMG Edition

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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 250
V. Bottas 188
M. Verstappen 181
S. Vettel 156
C. Leclerc 132

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 438
Ferrari 288
Red Bull 244
McLaren 82
Toro Rosso 43

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:
168 (170 entries)

>Hund status:
Ze long strechtes of Spa und Monza vill put our automobil behind ze rot car und ze rot stier

>News:
Ricciardo thinks warning KMag wasn't enough
Bottas didn't liked Hammo's behaviour in turn 3
Horner wants Gasly to stay with the front runners and help the team, not fight with McLarens and Alfas

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>lock up twice and be fucking slow
whys he overtaking me??????

>bitchass

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Carrie Schreiner

god i want to give her boomer parents some boomer grandkids

>You will never be a tyre and chill out with your tyre friends in the back of Pirelli's garage
Feels really bad

's bosoms

death to carrie

death to carries hymen

death to carries hymen after I've married her in front of God's eyes

>Had to go down to SEA F4 to find a Finn doing decently

Accept he isn't even wearing that right overalls.

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For me it's Luca Badoer

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>jenssonin kiusaus :D

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>ywn get treated rough and dirty by gimi and then handled by 3 mechanics before being dumped and forgotten

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holy based

death to carrie’s hymen after she is knocked out by the chloroform

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now THATS a finnish looking dude holy fuck

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Wait wasn't the girl in the W series shortlist? Or maybe it was her sister

classic Finnish genes there

Seems she was.
Doesn't look that qt.

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>son of benis

ynr the borefest that was Baku 2016

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>she's already married
holy based

Should really re-watch Wayne's World again

>why even live, frens

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>already
22 seems late by soviet standards.

true but it's early by modern standards, I bet she had her hymen intact until the wedding day as well

Didn't waglad post lewds of her?

Somebody please repost these

plz no, she's innocent and pure

So Bottas actually fell for Hamilton's memes that they are a team and Lewlew always has his back while he pushes him off the track and lost the WDC battle before the summer break because of it lmao

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boudoir pics are lewd?

imagine Sainz in Gasly's seat, no wonder amx wont let him back in rbr

lat.motorsport.com/F1/news/brawn-ferrari-necesita-urgente-ganar-una-carrera/4509374/
>"Es cierto que los neumáticos de Max estaban acabados al final, pero Mercedes tuvo la brillantez de ver lo que podían hacer los duros, gracias a su largo relevo con Valtteri Bottas".
>"It's true that Max's tyres were done at the end of the race, but t Mercedes were brilliant enough to see what the hard compound could do, thanks to Bottas" -Ross Brawn
Makes sense that Mercedes would do that at the end I guess. Still it must sting Butass to know they're taking advantage of his fuck ups to further push Hamilton.

what?

he wasn’t faster than hulk and literally struggles to outqualify his zoomer rookie teammate

I mean I thought they were lewd when he posted them.

When Hamilton talks about the team, we all know he means himself, he is selfish as fuck.

he's far ahead of the rest of the midfield and only five (5) points behind Gasly though

why hasn’t anyone acknowledged the fact that sainz is a shitter who was btfod by amx and hulk in every way, and that norris is an inconsistent and overrated driver who lost F2 purely because of his own lack of performance?
imagine how mclel would be doing rn if they had two competent drivers in the cars lads.
fuming.

This. Lewis doesn’t give two fucks about Bottas. Look at what happened when he had a truly competent teammate in Bossberg.

he didn’t fall for it in Australia he just hasn’t been able to replicate that performance

tire although he nearly crashed out In Germany and would have lost a p5

remember when gimi and seb would make commercials together and had fun and stuff, you never see ham and valterri together in anything, they don't have to be friends, but surely some activities together would make a better team by strengthening relations. kinda like the Ferrari YouTube channel where seb and charles do vids together, it's awkward but it's still good for both of them and the fans enjoy it, makes them both seem more human and shit, whereas hamishit always comes off as cold and fake, only smiling and thanking his team when everything goes his way, but instantly throwing his team under the bus when something goes wrong, look at seb, he's always humbled and even thanks his team when shit hits the fan(which is always). People think people don't like Hamilton because he's good, that's dumb, I like lots of good drivers, I don't like him because of his bad personality. I like drivers I can project myself into, who I can relate to etc, and lewis just isn't one of those people. I also want to fuck the tight, moist vagina hole of Carrie if you catch my drift bros

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Saying to your driver that if you were in their position then you would try and build the team around yourself is not the same thing as saying "we're going to build the team around you".

>"you should try and become the best driver at this team" totally means the same thing as "we are actively building the team around you"
Why are you so thick, Hans?

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Or because he’s black lmao, which is the ultimate cope.

hell even max and ricky did some redbull shit together

thedrive.com/polizei144/5133/when-oceans-11-met-pebble-beach-how-to-steal-10m-of-cars-during-monterey-car-week-part-1

kek, guess that must be it lmao

>i don't dislike hamilton because he's black even though i'm definitely racist
Yeah very convincing.

>you never see ham and valterri together in anything
Hamilton and Rosberg used to joke around in the early days at Mercedes until their rivalry became more serious. Maybe Ham just doesn't want to do that shit anymore, he earns a fuckton of money and just wants to win races, who can blame him.

>you should try and become the best driver at this team
That's decidedly NOT what Horner said, retard.

Given Horner has said both "you should build the team around you" and "we want to build the team around you" to max, it's kind of hard to not read into him being No.1 or at least a pseudo No.1 in RBRs eyes. Looping it back to the start, danny made a good call not getting No.2'd
autosport.com/f1/news/132400/verstappen-should-build-red-bull-around-him

thecheckeredflag.co.uk/2017/10/red-bull-look-building-team-around-max-verstappen-horner/

yea sure, he can do what he wants, just giving my opinion on why I don't like him. Also, I didn't mention his skin colour once, why are you obsessed with it?

Just drop it, he never reads anything, just inserts his version of what he thinks you mean into everything.

>there are people itt unironically reporting "racism"

>we want to build the team around you
He didn't say that though, so half of your argument is wrong already.

>danny made a good call not getting No.2'd
Red Bull have always let their drivers battle it out for race wins, for championships, for everything. If Ricciardo felt for whatever reason that some things were unfair towards him, then okay (maybe there were, I don't know all the internal dealings of the team, although I would strongly doubt that any unfairness was intentional) then he should have worked it out with RB, I think. Just for his own sake - being at RB, one of the best teams on the grid, is better than being a shit team like Renault.

Fair enough. People just mention race a lot in these threads. I definitely disagree with your character assessments though - Vettel has shown many instances of being petulant and childish (not saying Ham hasn't, just saying they're all flawed, especially the champions who tend to be more self-centred than the rest, perhaps because this is needed to win championships). But fair enough if you prefer different drivers.

Guess my last post was deleted for having something related to /pol/, maybe I could have chosen a better quote to make the same point.

Anyway, that is exactly what he's saying to Max - he's basically saying "if I were in your position, surely the best thing to do would be to try and build the team around yourself".

I did read it mate, but you cannot deny that many people in these threads bring race into the discussion, but fair enough the Irishman didn't.

>why are you obsessed with it?
Judging by his other posts, he's a /pol/shitter. He's also posted Farage in here recently, spoken out for Brexit, British Imperialism, against all other countries, throwing around nationalist/racist insults himself.
He hates anime with a passion. And he loves Hamilton, but also likes Alonso, Verstappen and fucking Montoya.

Really, you can't make that shit up.

How much money does NICO make from his clickbaity YouTube videos?

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Why do you assume I’m racist? I meme about apes on here but that’s just it: it’s a meme.

socialblade.com/youtube/user/nicorosbergtv

he also knows fuck all about f1, not even British drivers like Damon

Lmao, who the fuck are you talking about on an anonymous Taiwanese sock puppet internet forum?

Fair points

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you did the Taiwan sock gag last thread so it’ll be you I’m referring to

You know people individually on an anonymous Taiwanese sock puppet internet forum? Man that's weird.

Actually no, it isn't just weird, it's fucking sad that you obsess yourself so much about individual posters on an anonymous Taiwanese sock puppet internet forum, lmao.

>Hey user, this is that guy I was talking to you about - he’s super into cars too!

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Oooh, hot, does he drive a Mercedes?

I would have gone for lambo

hey we met before I yelled weird shit at you at a restaurant

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I really don't understand Bottas complaining about problems, he just needs to drive faster than the nigger.

Because Sainz essentially had more DNFs than the overall times Verstappen (Senior) has beaten his wife (/wives). It was an unfair comparison. Hülkenshit already had the Renault built around himself and it may just have been that it didn't suit Sainz. Not saying Sainz would btfo cuckstappen, but he was very much able to be close in pace at TR when his car didn't fail. Seeing how Ricciardo is btfoing Hülk though, I don't think he could challenge Verstappen significantly. Might still be able to scare the faggot though.

Except that there's two things fundamentally wrong with your post: Max and Carlos weren't actually close in TR and Ricci isn't btfoing Hulk.

He does

Im not saying you're wrong but people who simplify their job like that really annoys me. Especially since they are usually people who know jack shit.

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Sure thing, HIDF

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WE WUZ

Is it racist to only support someone because of their skin colour? Not implying that this is the case here
Would people respect lewis more if after he retired he continued to promote the sport giving an alternative voice to "cashed up white former driver" that tends to promote f1?

Depends on skin colour bruv

>Is it racist to only support someone because of their skin colour?
Yes, but maybe they just support him because he's successful. Like how people across the world support Man U or Real Madrid despite not having any connection to those places.

>Would people respect lewis more if after he retired he continued to promote the sport giving an alternative voice to "cashed up white former driver" that tends to promote f1?
Firstly I think people respect him already. Secondly do you mean like doing podium interviews and shit like that? I reckon he'll just go live on an island somewhere with all his money, maybe do some fashion or music shit since he seems to be interested in that.

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>WE WUZ
hamilton fans?
happy?
watching the race?

what are you implying there? you're not being racist by any chance, are you? think of the advertisers dude

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looks like an album cover desu

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Anal bum cover? What do you mean by that, user?

brrrrrrrppppfffttfffff

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it means that you need to stop covering your bum with that race suit, carrie

>The virgin Bottas hip-hop cover
>The chad gimi '70s prog-rock cover

Would you rather be slowly suffocated by Tatiana's tights or had your skull crushed between Chadder's powerful ones?
For me it has to be Chadder's beast-like strenght

Kneed in the balls by either of them.

neither
imagine the swamp ass on girls from ass juice and pussy juice from sitting in a hot cockpit while sweating their nonexistant balls off
that stank doesnt wash off in a shower

I wanna make Tatiana moan "Ay papi" during rough sex.
Simple as.

>I also want to fuck the tight, moist vagina hole of Carrie if you catch my drift bros
What did he mean by this?

what is it with latinas and calling the other one daddy

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Can someone explain me why people like these childish fart jokes? I mean it's kindergarten material

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That's because they wanto to be in charge, also daddy issues.

Looks like Russell in a wig

So basically there's 1 (one) female in Formula 2, and she's joint last with 0 (zero) points.

Why is this? People in F1 like David Coulthard and Susie Wolff keep saying that success has no gender, and that women can make it into F1. If that was the case then how come no female driver seems to be good enough to make it into F1?

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i was being ironic dude

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why wont nico fuck off?

his shitty clickbait shows up because i watch the f1 channel videos

I remember hearing that women make for better jet fighter pilots because they are better at handling high G forces which sounds to me like something that could translate well to f1

the real reason why there is such a different between genders at any dangerous or extreme activity is that not only are much more likely to take risks but seem to like doing it as well

women are just too average

men are both the majority of idiots and geniuses in the world

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women simply do not have the spatial intelligence and reflexes to be racing pilots.
Women are worse than men in literally every sport and game there is.
Add the fact that being a formula pilot is very physically demanding and you can see why they suck at it.

my post barely makes sense
im gonna go sleep instead
goodnight homos

Here is your aero bro, don't spill it.

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>If that was the case then how come no female driver seems to be good enough to make it into F1?

It's a chicken-and-egg problem. Not enough young girls get into motorsport because there's no female role models. They don't see a future. No sponsor wants to shell out the huge amount of cash necessary to groom a female driver into an F1 star because there's never been a female F1 star before. Thus, no girls get into it because they don't see a future, etc etc etc.

Think of the drivers who have been coming up lately. They're all the sons of former race car drivers.

I think the first female F1 star will be some former champions daughter.

haha totally bro, sniffing a brapper would be so disgusting and crazy hah

Does anyone know where I can get the F1 2006 mod for Assetto Corsa without having to give money to these slimy jews? Haven't been able to find any free download links anywhere.

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Anybody else at least a bit excited for this?

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To be honest, I think it's more along these lines:
Which isn't to be insulting. But men and women do have physiological differences, including in the brain. We're just suited to different tasks.

>first female F1 star
I wonder when the next one will actually get into F1. And even if they do, I doubt they will be very successful. I think it would be quite surprising if they were. Could happen I guess, but I think it's unlikely.

Looks cool, I wonder if Jenson will race, I guess it's quite likely.

One of the studies Swedebro was referring to, on why women make better fighter pilots concluded that it was how the two process risk.

Female pilots were more likely to opt for the safe play. Reduce risk, minimize friendly casualties, bring the jet back home safely, complete the mission as ordered.
Men were more likely to go off script and do something glorious (like chase down an out-of-range enemy fighter) even if it ended poorly for themselves, their mission, friendly forces etc.

That's why women would make poor F1 drivers. F1 is pure risk. It's an utterly pointless exercise.

Some sort of child bride lol?

Someone said no to the strapon, again, lads

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>#selflove
w-what's that?

Kek

she looks a bit more manlier than usual here

>Verstappen
>Hamilton
>Ricciardo
>Sainz Jr
power gap
>Vettee
>Russell
>Leclerc
>Kvyat / Albon
>Hulk
>Norris
>Räikkönen
>Magnussen
>Bottas
>Grosjean
>Pérez / Gasly
power gap
>Stroll
>post crash Kubica
>Giovinazzi

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Didn't realise that was her shoulder at first.

Why is Gimi so low? You fucking cunt.

what did she mean with this?

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>gimi
POWER GAP
>everyone else
Fixed lol

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If Kimi had actually made an effort to improve his natural talent, he would've been absolute monster. One of his kind to have that kind of instant feel for racing.

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based trips, I think once he got his championship he wasn't as hungry anymore and the enjoyment he got simply from the vroom vroom and the money have been enough to keep him in f1 this long, regardless I like him as a person and that's something not even a 100 championships can't replace

i know its bait but does nobody remember how gimi was fucked rotten by vettel? and how vettel was dominated by smiling aussie man in that one year right after a team built around his successes for four straight years? the nazi is just utter shit so its inflating kimi
again my list is irrefutable

>my list is irrefutable
speaking of bait lol

Sponsors want it bad. Imagine how great it would be for brand awareness and advertising.
Sponsors are paying for females to be test drivers in teams.
The issues is that real racing pedigree hasn't really come through. We need more simonas in the world.

>again my list is irrefutable
Go to bad, britposter.

He also never properly adapted to bridgestones nor ferrari's pull rod car after he returned. If he didn't win 07 I guess he would have made more effort to handle them but that's only a guess. And yes, growing up watching him and borderline knowing him has been absolute feat even if every other weekend was full of dissapointment. Fuck Bottas.

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>Vivien on the Red Bull Paddock
>AMD AMX gets pole

Basing ranking on one season is just retarded and you know it. Kimi vs. Vettel is fair, Vettel vs. Ricciardo is not. Though I would bet on Ricciardo now if you'd ask me.

>fuck bottas
Amen, I thought after Australia it was gonna be his redemption year, when he finally grows a pair and a backbone and earns himself a championship, but he's just fallen back into his old routine of cradling Lewis's nutsack

Bottas has skill somewhere there for sure but even though he tells everyone he has made progress in his head since last year, it seems false. He comes forward as somewhat unsure of himself still and egoistic drivers like Hamilton will just wipe the floor with him without even playing any mind games.

I suspect a certain horsey is playing more mind games with him than the team

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At what point does /f1/ just admit they are just into beast porn?

makes you wonder how many titles Kimi would've had if he raced for another team

>beast pron
That's pretty messed up bro. They're not beasts, they have feelings too

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>They're not beasts, they have feelings too
You really think that Emilia feels anything?

>Sainz Jr that high
>slower than a zoomer rookie
>slower than nopodiumman
>alonso wannabe agressive style but with 0 skill to back it up
b-but muh points

Well, had he raced for Mercedes during the last half of a decade ...

i miss the happy days bros

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Why did Ferrari create a shitty, understeering Alonslowmobile with no power in 2014?

Rule changes.

rari

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I realise I was wrong.
Earlier I said big tiddy Asian girls are best.
Now I feel it's tanned Jap nympho girls.

>Carrie pissing through her race suit onto a toilet with the lid down
My dick can't take that

Their engine was fucking abyssmal because they aimed for reliability. With shitty suspension and downforce solutions it was truly a shitbox. Also the ugliest car since wacky 70's.

Probably just enough to pay the guys who edit and run the technical side of the channel. Nico's not doing it for the money.

About half as many dollars as there are milligrams of salt being expressed by your tear ducts every time you see one in your suggested video list.

A channel about twice his size makes enough for 3 people to run the channel full time in a comfortable lifestyle without any brand deals or sponsorship running purely off one pre roll advert on each video.
Nico makes more than enough for it to sustain itself like he said

youtube.com/watch?v=Tuh2kBy897c

Standard.

There's also going to be one of each GT500 car at the Hockenheimring DTM finale in October. Team Mugen is the Honda entry for that one, not Kunimitsu. For the Dream Race at Fuji I believe it will be all the GT500 and DTM cars, but I don't think it's been confirmed yet. Here's what they have to say about the format:

>Two races of equal length on Saturday and Sunday: races last 55 minutes plus one lap (plus a maximum of three additional laps if a Safety Car is deployed)
>One mandatory pit-stop per race, during which all four wheels must be changed
>Refuelling or driver changes are prohibited
>All participants race on Hankook’s 2019 “Ventus Race” DTM control tyres
>DTM’s DRS (Drag Reduction System) and push-to-pass systems will not be used
>Support program includes a separate sprint race with the GT300 cars from the SUPER GT series

And by twice his size I mean twice the monthly views

Still hard to comprehend that youtube stars are millionaires desu

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It's crazy that decent sized ones make 10s of thousands a month just off youtube default adverts and still beg for more money

I guess it makes sense if the content is edgy because jewtube hates any kind of funny/edgy content

edgy content meaning funky shit like vomit cake, not some cutting wrists tier video

And I mean "making sense" in that if jewtube advert golden rain stops, the channel still has income from merch and patreon and other oyvey sites and methods

Why is Vettel so bad now? Hes nto even close to competing with Hamilton, and hes surpassed by Verstappen, and hes almost surpassed by LeClerc at this point too

i mean is he even a top 5 driver anymore lmao just sad

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>WAN HUNDRA NINETY NINE EU DORRA

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Ferrari. Vettel's been pretty consistently better than Leclerc in challenging race circumstances this year and it's clear he's mentally stronger than the Monegasque, even when Charles out-qualifies him. He's "not competing" with Hamilton and Verstappen because the Mercedes and Red Bull are just that much faster than the Ferrari, especially when they were bespoke designed around their respective lead drivers' driving styles, whereas Ferrari don't seem to have grasped that building a car around a driver is a good idea, nor that you need downforce to win races.

This is why Hamilton is better than Vettel, because he picked Mercedes instead of Ferrari

trash ass team who never accomplishes anything even spending more than basically everybody else combined if they wanted to

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Hamilton made the move before Vettel was done winning world titles at Red Bull. It would have been a hilariously stupid decision for Seb to go to Mercedes and throw away two world titles, even if he'd have won six on the bounce two years later. Vettel made the move to Ferrari after it became clear that in the short term neither Red Bull nor Ferrari would be winning world titles, and the improvements that that team mad since dropping Alonso have been evident of Seb's ability as a team leader. Obviously you're right that Ferrari are useless and will never win a title again, but the fact that Seb even came as close as he did is a testament to his talents.

t. LeCrashe

>trash ass team
Not untrue, but maybe a bit unfair.
Had Ferrari had as much support from the FIA as Mercedes has had, illegal tests, leniency when it comes to grey areas of the rules, and so on - they could easily be in Mercedes position right now.

motorsport.com/general/news/artwork-second-bathurst-circuit-emerges/4509134/
Bathurst will get a 2nd track

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Reminder that migga :DDD ends his sabbatical in 16 days, when he'll race in 10h of suzuka

>Vettel bad
>now
give him a rocketship to start every race from pole position and subservient team mate and you'll hear GRAZIE RAGAZZI at the end of every race. this is what happens when 1 title-tier champ wins actually 4 and expectations are way above his real level of talent and skills

why.jpg

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WRX can actually be watched for free
youtube.com/user/RallycrossRXTV/videos?disable_polymer=1

>when 1 title-tier champ wins actually 4 and expectations are way above his real level of talent and skills
You mean like Hamilton?

Remember when Haas wasn't building cars but bought past year's Ferrari's instead
It's clearly evident that Haas can't built a worthwhile car as seen this season

>Thank god for Red Bull and Max Verstappen for Formula 1 at the moment because otherwise it would be a pretty boring show. But I think it’s great that races like today, even though we didn’t come out on top. I think for Formula 1, that’s what the fans want to see.
>If the grid does concertina, if we can have Max racing against Lewis and the Ferraris up there as well, it’s bright for the future
BESU HORNERU-SAN SOSHITE VERUSTAPPERU-SAN
ARIGATO HONDA

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what was that stuff I was hearing about lewd Zellers pics?

racefans.net/2019/08/07/racefans-round-up-07-08-2/

Fugg forgot this:
>Ferrari boss Mattia Binotto said in Hungary at the weekend that could see an expansion to 24 races

We got to see Hanna's internal combustion engine

gib

>otherwise it would be a pretty boring show.
>otherwise
What F1 are you watching, user? Because, apart from the meme races, it is "a pretty boring show".

Actually I don't know if that euphemism was unclear... we're talking a dildo, not her engine-room

gonna need some proof

just want vid of hanna pumping her cylinder with her piston

Be happy to provide it had I saved it, but someone will have it somewhere. Have her backside while you wait.

Suck, squeeze, bang, blow

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just wanna inject my petrol into Hanna's combustion chamber

not her

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Literally her.

t. hanna

Yep I’m a wide boy

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reverse search brings up a photography site with other models, clearly not her

lol nerd

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Holy shit. Those uglies make Carrie's (admittedly cute) butterface seem really conventionally pretty by comparison.

>her photos are publically hosted

haha, seething hans, no. vettel is in the same tier as button, rosberg and kimi

>vettel is in the same tier as button, rosberg and kimi
So ... much better than Hamilton. Yeah, sure.

nothing personnel, Xao Xoxin amigo.

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you must be a very sad person, having to cope so hard with reality. i'd like to see more battles for wins and titles between amx and hambo in the future, but if MWL HWL triggers you so much, i hope lewlew beats every single record there is and takes all in forthcoming years, so he lives rent free in your head forever lmao

I wanna make her get the 'prone' position if you catch my dorito.

>Hamilton is actually a bad driver
Ths meme is getting stale.

Also gotta say, I Hanna's bum bum better than Naomi Schiff?

>i hope lewlew beats every single record there i
Yeah, you seem like the kind of person who'd care about that. Sorry to disappoint you, but I don't. Meanwhile:

Räikkönen: Beat Hamilton to the 2007 chamipionship with a far worse car.
Rosberg: Beat Hamilton to the 2016 chamiponship while being his designated number two.
Vettel: Beat Hamilton to the 2010 championship despite having competition from his teammate. (Hamilton came 4th!)
Button: Beat Hamilton to the 2009 championship, despite only having a better car for half a season. (Hamilton came 5th!)

In all those seasons, Hamilton did have either undisputedly or at least arguably the best car and was the clear number one of his team.
(Also: Please stop using a Polish proxy, britposter.)

Seems you've missed Hockenheim. You should watch it. It was pretty fun.

Based Spain asking the questions that matter.

> if we can have Max racing against Lewis and the Ferraris
lmao pottas

twitter.com/YannickWillocx/status/1158102334905507840?s=20
OHNONO FINNBROS HOW WILL WE EVER RECOVER

Why is it so expensive wtf

>9.75€/Beer
I'm glad I'm in a poor country holy shit.

im going to post some mod links next time, now im at some retarded jobcenter course and not on my pc :D
Keep an eye on those threads

oh my golly gosh

Das Kreatur on the right and second from right.

Holy shit, I forgot how much of a meme that qualifying session was. Anybody else remember watching that kino live?

Your right or their right?

>For me, it was 2009 season without Brawn meme-GP. That shit was crazy.

I see you’re not wearing that eye catching Richard Mille watch anymore?

(grins) The first thing I had to give back after my last Grand Prix was that watch. In the meantime my 570GT is also back at the dealer in Monaco. I currently drive a Mercedes-AMG. Not that bad.

No extensive farewell at McLaren I take it?

After the last race I haven’t set a foot inside. I didn’t have a flat in Woking so moving wasn’t necessary. I also haven’t heard anything from the team since.

And still you look rather relieved. No resentful feelings?

Not really. Without McLaren I would have never reached the position I’m at today. Don’t forget that they paid for a big part of my career. A season in Formula Renault 3.5, two in GP2, a year in Japanese Superformula… In the meantime I was being prepped for F1, where I also drove for two years in their service. It’s actually half a miracle that I even reached F1, because for someone from a normal family that wouldn’t have been possible without their help. And certainly not now. Look at karting: even that has become unaffordable nowadays. Up to €200.000 for a single season at a decent level, who can pay for that? Sons with rich fathers, they can. But for a young man from a normal family it’s become unreachable without outside help.
But still. You can hardly say that these past two years were a success?

No. I was therefore quite relieved when the final chequered flag fell in Abu Dhabi. I was finally finished and could start a new challenge. I’m glad that I got rid of it, yes. If I’ll miss F1? I probably will. Driving with an F1 car for sure, because even my McLaren delivered some incredible driving sensations. And maybe at the start of the new F1 season in Australia I’ll get a mental tick, who knows. “I should have been there”, something like that. But at the moment that’s not the case yet.

Wouldn’t you want to return to F1 then?

Honestly, I’m not really thinking about that. There are those that see my role as simulator driver for Mercedes F1 as an opportunity to reopen that door, but at the moment that’s not my intention. I want to fully commit myself to Formula E now. Sure, you can never say never. Definitely not in F1, where the transfer market is completely turned upside down from one day to the other. And drivers like Esteban Ocon and myself can’t find a seat. I can tell you one thing though: going back to F1 in the same circumstances as with McLaren? No thanks.

When did you start noticing that your relationship with McLaren started to go south?

Start of July, at the British Grand Prix. There I heard they were negotiating with other drivers. I then also got a new chassis, but that car never worked as intended. We struggled with it for a few races and then sent it back to the workshop. There they still haven’t found what was wrong with it, I think. After the summer break, during the Belgian Grand Prix, I realised that my adventure with McLaren was over. Happily for me it was confirmed after the following race weekend, that way I could start working on my new future.

In those summer months the word “sabotage” has been dropped once in a while.

Not by me.

Of course not, because you never really angered yourself in everything that happened. Still not, apparently. Are you really too kind, as is often said and written?

Ah, too kind… I’d say professional. After McLaren made their decision public I just tried to make the best out of the races that I had left with the team. I still wanted to enjoy it, you know. In some of those weekends it went quite well actually. Austin, Mexico, Brazil, all of them decent races.

But no one noticed them.

Yes, that I know. But I learned to live with that. If you’re not fighting for points, then you’re barely on screen. That happened a lot in 2018.

“We have the best chassis, but the worst engine” was said in 2017 by team boss Zak Brown. But now with the Renault engine instead of the Honda it’s really shown McLaren’s true colours. How is something like that possible with such a big team?

Look, the McLaren where we started with in Melbourne was actually still the car from last year. The evolutions weren’t ready on time, those would only arrive at the start of the European season at Barcelona. But still we managed to score points in Australia and Bahrain. A good sign, because with those evolutions from Barcelona we would have been able to close the gap even further. At least that’s what we thought. We thought wrong. The new parts didn’t work at all. Once in a while we tried to look for solutions with further evolutions, but even that didn’t give us any results. In the meantime other teams were progressing, and we were dropping further down. It also didn’t help that it was quite chaotic on a management level. Jost Capito, who was recruited by Ron Dennis, never really achieved something. Last year Eric Boullier was also shown the exit. But in the meantime all the good engineers had left, and that was much worse. That phenomenom had actually already started before my first season. In the meantime everyone in the F1 paddock knew: nowhere was it that easy to lure away engineers or key personel as at McLaren. You wouldn’t have to try that at Renault. Of course that weighs on the mood inside the team. In short, I joined McLaren at the worst possible time in Formula 1.

With, looking at the cirumstances, the worst possible teammate? Fernando Alonso didn’t let an opportunity pass to show himself as the better of you two. He was the man that beat “the young talent that won everything”. That caught you out didn’t it?

No, I don’t think so. I knew the way Alonso worked and expected it to be like that. Fine, I had no experience whatsoever with those political games that he played. And you could definitely see that from time to time. But apparently that’s the way he functions. It’s not like he keeps many friends by doing so. And no, I didn’t send him a Christmas card. (grins)

Again: you never angered yourself. You could have criticised Alonso, but you never did. Verstappen wouldn’t think twice about that.

Max can do what he wants. As long as he gets the results, he’s the king at Red Bull. There’s nothing in his way over there. As for me: I won’t and can’t go into detail here, but the situation at McLaren wasn’t as simple as you and most other people portray it as. My choice to keep it professional and not get aggressive was the best option for me at the time, trust me on that one.

That attidude is probably valued by Mercedes boss Toto Wolff. Not only did you become their simulator driver, he also delivered you a seat at the HWA team in Formula E. The precursor of the Mercedes factory team. But be honest: how do those electric cars feel for a former F1 driver?

Just post the article link ffs

You simply can’t compare F1 and Formula E. And F1 car is planted on the road, an FE car slides all over the place. On a normal track that wouldn’t be so bad, but on street circuits like we use it creates some hectic races. If the suspension then starts failing you can be happy that you even finish. The atmosphere is also completely different in Formula E. Everyone just goes out to eat together in one big tent, even the press is welcome! A bit like GP2 you might say. In F1 everyone locks themselves down in their motorhome, they play political games and do all sorts of other things. Things I won’t miss, that’s for sure. I feel good here. In addition to that I also have the opportunity in FE to fight at the front and try to get a top result, I’ll always choose that instead of backmarker in F1. Always.

Interview from the February edition of Auto Wereld Belgium.

TLDR: I'm a slow-ass pussy who needs an equal car to be serveraly exposed.

>As for me: I won’t and can’t go into detail here, but the situation at McLaren wasn’t as simple as you and most other people portray it as.

And some still say that all his team mates had equal cars and opportunity to beat him

>inb4 Felipe & Kimi were just shit

Just got of the with Toto. Mercedes is thinking about replacing Valtteri with Frentzen.

>Horner wants Gasly to stay with the front runners and help the team, not fight with McLarens and Alfas
someone should tell that to GAS

motorsport.com/f1/news/horner-mercedes-gargantuan-screwup/4509420/

>Horneru-san: "Yes, we are the Ika-Inu"

Bring AVUS back

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>Mercedes would have to fuck up by gargantuan proportions not to win this championship.
Why is Horneru-san so fucking based? He just blew Toto's retarded unterhund narrative the fuck out.
motorsport.com/f1/news/horner-mercedes-gargantuan-screwup/4509420/

>doubtful American still hasn't returned since Hannah's arse was validated

Fapping furiously? Or just furious?

>Hai /f1/, Merusedesu ni wa riten ga arimasu.
>Karera wa Pirerri to FIA o seigyo shimasu.
>Watashitachiha makeinudesu...

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Do you have the panty drawer pic?
That might trigger him.

Cause me soo Hornery-san!

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youtube.com/watch?v=a3wbhTiNHLM

>Jacky Ickx podcast

kek

just do like every other finn does and go to poland?

Where does proposal sandfoort Arieluijendijkbocht fit into this?

f1-fansite.com/it/Notizie-f1/zandvoort-pianifica-uno-spettacolare-banking-d'angolo-per-il-gp-olandese/

18 apparently, just slightly off old Monza

formulapassion.it/motorsport/formula-1/zandvoort-dromo-studia-una-sopraelevata-a-drs-aperto-441448.html

Also apparently the goal of Dromo&Zandvoort is to make it a DRS zone

grazie. 18 is good size banking

I want Arrivabene back in charge and Binotto back in the tech stuff

i just want gimi

g i m i

Second girl from the right is packing quite the package

I want Hanna to sit on my face

gimi is still there

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Post yfw the gimi --> red bull next year and he expose amx

I doibt he'll take up a top team offer anymore. He'll build Alfa into a good team and enjoy a cozy job as some manager in it after he retires.

Join the /f1/ Whatsapp group for comfy talks during the races no fags allowed, so hamiltonfags fuck off :) jk

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Ricardo Gimilos

why not something a bit more anonymous like telegram

>still trying to make /f1/ anons dox themselves

Join the /f1/ Whatsapp group for comfy talks during races no fags allowed so hamiltonfags fuck off :) jk
chat.whatsapp.com/FNqpcIOHK3gL2yAJKLhJhX

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>rating massa/kimi over alonso/hamilton
>what is reliability
>beating competition in a car with the most downforce in history, epic effort
>i don't even know what to say lmao, brawn rocketship vs mclaren dog
retardation is truly extraordinary there. i need more laughs today, so maybe you won't dodge replying this time and actually explain: if hamilton winning silverstone in 2008 was due to dominant car, how dominant was 1996 ferrari with schumacher schooling everyone in barcelona? c'mon, you can do it, lol

For me, It's searching on 2008s youtube "f1 crashes" and watching the same videos with Rapsody of fire or Aerosmith on the BG.

>gimi doing testing himself when the race drivers prove themselves to be useless zoomers unable to understand the car
comfy

>whatsapp
nigga u stuck in 2015 or something?

>Mid-2019
>Saying n-word without a pass
You better check your white-scandinav-goblinotier privileges, mate ;)

>puts Ice One Racing under the company
>Starts WRC with Alfa cars and branding

>slavs are niggers of europe
>y-you don't have a pass for that word
Pick one already, mexishit!
>what is reliability
has nothing to do with binning it on pit entry

Not sure why you're posting this when Ferrari are doing shit this year, and have been cucked by Mercedes for years, and cucked by Red Bull before that.

because I'm a Ferrari scuderia fanboi and they will have their redemption soon™

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>muh nationalism

Is he - dare I say it - based?

theguardian.com/sport/2013/apr/15/sir-stirling-moss-women-f1

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based retard

You just an authoritarian who does not like faggots and most important, ur white.
So, if you stop mansplaining you gonna realise that ur wrong by almost birth.
Only muslims and afroamuricans can talk shit with that "Nigga" thing, you're just cultural appropriating. Sad!

guess ferrari is irish now lads

I'm gay lol.
>ur white
literally mongolian rapebaby

Fair enough. Redemption, I'm not sure. They've been pretty cucked for a long time.

You should check his flag again before you accuse Patrick O'Leary of "nationalism" when supporting Scuderia Spaghetti.

>ur race is determined by your skin colour
literal racism

gimi

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Ah yes, the famous Ens O'Fehrahrí

Davide cucked by Blyat

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kek

haha havent seen this before

No you just don't understand.
Check your privileges.
I-It's not racism if its Down to Up, you should read more ffs

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I think only got it.

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You can start arguing over roster changes now.

youtube.com/watch?v=QdalHDSQRDk
in case you missed it bro

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it's too early for this

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>German Humor
At least it's actually funny when Suomis call me Czech

An icon of Irish industry.

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"Drink before/during/after you drive"

Aw sheit that was unexpected

>it's funny when the other flag makes the joke but the germans are not funny because germans
>insecure about his own intellect to the point he assumes everyone joking about their own intelligence must be stupid
kwab

it's okay Paddy, I enjoyed your Ferrari maymay and hope they can come up with entirely incidente memery next year

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less arguing

more gimi

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This is literally the worst case of "I was only pretending to be retarded" posting I've ever seen.

God dammit /f1/

based norge
I rate your skiwomen very highly on WAGscale

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How the fuck do I make open polls

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What do you mean open polls?

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Where people can add answers aswell.
Like open polls on facebook

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>aggiungi "altro"

>i-i think I..
>gimi you're drunk

Not really that's the option for "other", I can force to add an answer to that but only I would see it.
For example if someone suggests X only I would know someone suggested it. Some other who maybe would have voted X but it didn't came to mind wouldn't see that someone else has already suggested it.
Also I don't really need to do it on Google Forms it's just the first one it came to mind

Use poal.me then but one IP can only add one new option.

>pole me
sounds like what russels getting

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Oh sweet, that's the one used for the 4CC right?
Was looking for it

>but one IP can only add one new option
Fair enough, I shouldn't fuck up so badly that a lot of added options would be needed

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Fucking kek

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>we want the melbourne-boredom

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Why isn't
>JUUUUUST DRIIIIIVEEEE
a goal horn for /f1/, like Potato?

Ok, in the poll there is last time lineup (see here implyingrigged.info/wiki//f1W/) and I added
>Fabienne
CHADwick
>Yo-landi Visser's normal cousin
gimi (female)
>Hanna
Liv
>Giada Gianni
Kelly Piquet
>Marion (Spa marshall obsessed by Schumi)

Anyone has some names to be added before it goes live? You can add names but the more there are from the beginning the better it is

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kys you dumb cunts

Lol

>defending "i was only pretending to be retarded"
Lmao, faggot.

Brittny ward

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Do you think Mrs Verstappen had a heart to heart with piggy to snap her out of the feeding trough

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He'll leave that job to jos "the belt" verstappen

Mission Winnow are never coming back, are they. Gimi will be the only driver ever to winnow

She*

Is the F1 2019 league still happening or is it ded like Ferrari's hopes?

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PAALUPAIKALLAIN

Kimi is a forced reddit driver

This

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gimi

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i don't know much about reddit but i guarantee they wanted gimi out of f1 last year.

Who is the Mourinho of F1?

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arrivabenis

Ron Dennis.

>gives weird answers to interview questions
>hailed as a genius in the past, but exposed as not keeping up with modern trends in the present
>falls out with employees/team members/drivers

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What's it like to impregnate an attractive female, lads?

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A LIST OF /f1/ APPROVED DRIVERS
>Nelson Piquet
>Alan Prost
>Kevin Magnussen
>Niki Lauda
>Nico Rosberg
>Jaques Villeneuve

Is there actual non virgins itt?

Surely we can add...

>Mika Hakkinen
>Jean Alesi
>Jarno "the Train" Trulli

...to the list?

>imagine the swamp ass on girls from ass juice and pussy juice from sitting in a hot cock-

do not forget about JPM and JENSON

>repeated success with multiple top teams, one of the most successful team managers of all time
Ross Brawn

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Ross is just a fraud, he only won cuz he cheated, just like Mercedes on hybrid era. Now he's in charge on FIA just to make FIAMG even more time.
t.#teamNewey

Flavio Briatore

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Based, fuck Br*wn, fuck M*rcedes abd FUCK FI*MG

where do you think you are

>Ross is just a fraud, he only won cuz he cheated
um, no, sweaty, if it's not forbidden, it's allowed.
stay mad jelly.

bbc.com/sport/formula1/49244623
>Ferrari showed testing promise in Barcelona,
WHY THE FUCK DO THESE FUCKING DISGUSTING ROTTEN TEETH ISLAND INBRED FUCKING RETARDS STILL THINK FERRARI """"DOMINATED"""" WINTER TESTING? MERCEDES CLOCKED TIME THAT WAS FEW HUNDREDS OFF VETTEL'S TOP AND WERE FAR QUICKER ON LONG RUNS.

GOD THIS FUCKING ANGLO NARRATIVE MAKES ME SO MAD.

>There are positives, though. The Ferrari car has had the pace to win at least four races - Bahrain, Baku, Canada and Austria - and is extremely fast in a straight line.
YES YES FUCKING ANGLO BRITISH RETARDED CIRCLEJERK, FERRARI ENGINES SURELY DO WIN +5 SECS ON STRAIGHTS
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING INCOMPETENT FUCKING FAGGOT JOLYON YOUR CAREER RECORD SHOULD HAVE ACTED AS A WARNING SIGN FOR ANY MEDIA COMPANY WNATING TO PUBLISH YOUR HOT FUCKING TAKES.

Remember Valteri Bottas? His 1.15.6?
He was overperforming his shit car ;)

>successful and inspires butthurt because of it
Even more confirmation that Brawn is the Mourinho of F1.

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based

Cope.

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Have sex

Think you need to cope first mate.

>tf
>tp
I'm not gonna even mention it
You knew what slimy shit your disgrace of a driver has done in the past and got away scot free on all occasions

>By Jolyon Palmer
>Former Renault driver & BBC Radio 5 Live commentator

What's it like to listen to an F1 race on the radio?

probably sounds better than crofty. Don't think there'd be much difference from TV, just they'd announce the lap and race order regularly

It's like listening to football or any other live sport on the radio. It does actually have a practical use if you're driving and therefore can't watch TV / a stream. But yeah, it only has practical use in situations like that really.

>/f1/ Approved drivers
>Forgetting Sir Jenson RELENTLESS Button
>Putting a Pedo Leaf instead

poal.me/4vjntr
/f1W/ lineup poll is live
>Vote the ones you want to see in the team
>Add the ones you feel are missing
>Top23 will make the cut
>Top voted will get the medals

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>probably sounds better than crofty

>And he's gaining and gaining and gaining... but not close enough!
>and they go wheel-to-wheel

Drink a shot every time Crofty says "gaining" or "wheel-to-wheel" during a race. You'll be on the floor by lap 30.

Lads?

If not ded, which race is next?

he didn’t even notice ham closing the gap after his pit stop last race until he was half a second behind max

>Nelson Piquet
>Kevin Magnussen
>Niki Lauda
>Nico Rosberg
bunch of fuckin wankers and soibois

Summer Stream: 1983 Detroit Grand Prix

>Arnoux On Pole
>Track Became Slower With More Rubber In Quali
>Puncture For The Leader In The Final Laps, Muh Drama

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>Italy finally removed the porn link

Lads, it's been raining all day today and it's not looking like it's going to get dry anytime soon. Should I risk getting sick and go mountain biking anyway?

falling on slick tree roots sounds more dangerous than a cold

You're not Belgian are you?

>biking
yes

I'll be careful, Nigel, don't worry.
Alright, I'm convinced. Ty based Paddy.

Go suck each other's dicks (or what's left of them) you pair of fucking wankers.

no need to patronise I have broken 2 bones doing downhill in the wet la not pleasant

Cringe
Kimi will forever be exposed

youtu.be/q7DfQMPmJRI

MEIN DUDES

No, why?
Damn, that sucks. Didn't mean to patronize, I'm just not going to do anything too crazy is what I meant to say. Babby trails at best, lad.

Some zoomer got himself killed recently at the Tour of Poland by crashing in the rain while on a straight section of all places. Not very professional.

BASED POST

Yeah he hit a concrete post

ironic how Fisichella was barely quicker compared to Kimi than Badoer was

I don't know, does Google give money for making Ham fans SEETHE?

>bbc
the worst of the worst

tbf, Hulk has been quicker the past two race weekends
before that Ricky had the upper hand a little

motorsport.com/f1/news/mexican-grand-prix-2020-contract/4509928/
>Mexico not so btfo after all

Why would a bit of rain make you "sick"? Unless you mean injured?

>being THIS mad about your favourite reddit driver
Cringe.

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They should use the old final sector.

I was biking this one time down a mountain path while it was raining, with no protection, no helmet, shitty steel bike and i slipped on a moist branch and yeeted my knee lol, could've been much worse haha

Can some Brazilians tell me whats been going on with the proposed Rio circuit?

There's buildings on the other side of the wall and they can't get a big enough run off at the Peraltada. But yes, and they should also use the old first and second sectors.

What does "yeeted" mean? Broke it / sprained it?

no homo obviously

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cut it open pretty badly, the whole knee area, was bleeding quite a bit and I had to walk my bike down the rest of the trail

You sure know a lot about Reddit.

You sure know very little about performing your own circumcisions.

/mtb/

mount the bitch?

everything I don't like is reddit

I've posted my intact foreskin before faggot

Michael the Broccoli?

>robokimi

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motorsport.com/f1/news/renault-junior-zhou-test-rs17/4509836/

>One-(you) Joe gets Renault test with 2017 Renault

Be scared Hulk, you are about to get chinked

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>shows his dick to men on Yea Forums
>calls other faggots
Ah now.

>mclaren dog
It's astonishing that people still believe that. You're forgetting that there was a period in which Meclaren was a pretty good car. A period in which it was the best car, in fact.
Button had a hugely dominant car for half a season. And then nothing fot the rest. And who profited from that? Vettel, in a Red Bull. Not Hamilton in the arguably (you know what the word means, right?) better car.

>what is reliability
The one thing Hamilton always enjoyed way more than anyone else during his time on the grid. Your point?

AOTY material hit right here

imagine being hubert right now
imagine being aitken

spa is raining too the whole next week, i bet it will be dry for f1

>don't say bad things about my favourite reddit driver!
Cringe.

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this, but unironically

>They still haven't learnt

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the bait... it's too good

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It's pretty much inevitable as soon as Zhou got into FKino
Big Chink money might actually be the thing to revive Renault if they keep the old staff and dont replace it with incompetent Chinks
I for one welcome Weichai Renault Sport

the prequels had some awesome music

>Tool are still a thing
Neat. Sometimes I think about what music has the most autistic fans and sometimes I think it's Tool.

Even worse
Imagine being Sirotkin
Getting shafted twice to make way for tax money powered pay drivers

Say whatever the fuck you want, idgaf

>The last time Tool released an album Alonso was a 1 time WDC

This song just a 10 minute rehash of The Grudge.

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>idgaf
>keeps replying
Okay.

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why is it so shit

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If I was a British black in London, I'd hate Hamlel. Fake ass mercedes corporate nigga.


youtube.com/watch?v=61qCCnQVsNs

Here's your 2027 WDC la

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stroll above bottas, magnusen above stroll, otherwise correct.
t.stroll internet defense force

That's nothing. Motörhead rehased the same song for 40 years.
>Motörhead were fuckin based though

wtf whats wrong with his forehead?

>mfw

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No you wouldn’t

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two inteligent

>the same song for 40 years.
How long has been AC/DC going on now?

Hubert is good. He'll make it two F1 one way or another.

>every song has "rock" in the title

Prime Finngolian genetics

*control the car telepathically*

It sucked ass, give me back my three minutes of life.

For me, it's Nobuharu Matsushita
look at his fucking chad pose

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Only 25 days until the next race, lads.

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he’s a small guy

>171cm
also nobuharu.com/
peak zoomer page, just missing weeb shit

>Nobuharu.com

Chad adress

>got to the point where I'm digging out HoI1 again

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New phone again, need good ass wallpapers.

Use a photo of your family, life partner and/or friends.

Not adding the absolute favorite drivers of all of /f1/: Lewis Hamilton and Max Verstappen.

When is he taking over the world?

new phone who dis

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That's a fair point.

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finna boutta make a bolognese

Is Baku a good race? Seems really cringe and forced

Go classy and use a solid dark colour as background. Black, ideally.

Meh, /f1/ is still the same.
Any summer break memes?

>found some old Spam in the cupboard that needs eating

bone ape tit boys

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watch old seasons bro

im watching 2016 right now where Rosberg absolutely memes his way to a title over the superior Hamilton

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What do your special eyes see?

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top kino

Nice storm coming down rn
Would enjoy one of the same in Spa during the race

I hope you're doing it right. No chopped tomatoes anywhere near that thing, obviously. Only a couple of tablespoons of tomato puree. Carrot, celery, and onion in equal amounts chopped into a soffritto. Once the meat is browned (beef, sometimes with the addition of some pork, or maybe pancetta - and chicken livers are sometimes added), wine gets added along with a bit of beef stock. And milk at the end obviously.

If you deviate from this recipe then you're not making a bolognese, you're making something else.

i just grab a reduced, 50% off microwave meal Bolognese pasta from asda, a can of monster ultra and I'm set la

What about the Spam?

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We have a lot of that here in these threads.

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Unexpectedly good bantz from Lando

BWOAH!

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Forbidden love

Is the cunt protecting them?

It must be one of the hungaroposters :D

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Wtf is that abomination of text overlapping and colours

>Csaba
I-is it a male name?

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it's almost literally CHAD in Hungarian

Just realised lads, missed out on mission smokenow merch

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Asking because there's an Italian TV presenter who doesn't really look to be a male

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As a japanese who fled to the netherlands i have to say im very happy with honda doing so well

In this day and age, user, I..

>It's Seb's Stand

>While Ricciardo thinks Magnussen deserved more than just a warning for his behaviour, Steiner says he did not see that much wrong with what his driver did.
>"Race control said he has to stop to move under braking, and that was it," said. Steiner. "And because there is another driver who does it all the time and gets away with it, that was our answer!
based

Underrated. Also the answer is every night.

>Lil Bob update
He did his first meow today & will sometimes just silently wander around the house. He is still terrified of my girl cats though. He has also tried some chicken & catnip. He still has his massive balls for now

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I don't have WiFi atm, so streaming is a no no for me. Went to school in rain to watch Hungary, it was boring as fuck.

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>based and wa-la-pilled

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post vetee finger pls

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that's nice user which F1 team does he race for again

I was pleasantly surprised. Now SOMEONE POST THE HANNA PIC. I don't care if you have to shop it

Williams

>He still has his massive balls for now
>Williams

Makes sense.

I am the boss of my sauce, the Patrick Swayze of my bolognese, I’ll make it how i wish ta very much

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Which W Series driver is gonna pull a Verona van de Leur?

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Meaning?

No you won't, because Bolognese has a specific recipe, and if you are deviating from that recipe then what you are making is NOT a Bolognese.

muh chicken livers

t. PNG autist

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Dutch medal winning gymnast who quit to become a camgirl/pornstar. Did some BDSM stuff as well.

It'll run automatically until it's over. If you join you can race, but there's not been many people racing. Fortunately we're done with the city circuits now so things might be a little better racing wise. Maybe if we shill it some more this week and next we can get some regularity before Summer break is up. Then we can get some momentum.

Oh the other problem with it is that you can't change rules without putting them up to a vote, and for people like me who only open F1 2019 to play that one time a week means rules probably are stuck as they started.

I hope Russell gonna make Williams great again

>The couple went to the police, who searched van de Leur's computer and discovered two videos and 144 photos of child pornography. A further search turned up an illegal weapon in a car.

Damn.

I want to piss in Verona's mouth and have her say "thank you master" without swallowing so it pours out on her tits

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NEW THREAD

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Imagine

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Dislike because it kept Hülkenshit from being exposed even harder, but Steiner is not wrong. Amx keeps getting away with that bullshit so why should Magnussen's case be any different.

You don't have to use chicken livers, I never have. I already said that they're only "sometimes added".

>so why should Magnussen's case be any different.
Because Magnussen is not one of FIA's "golden boys" and "hopes for the future of the sport".
It sucks, but rules are not applied consistently.

>Chinese Renault vs Japanese Red Bull
Now THAT is a battle for the ages. Can't wait for them to put Naoki in the car for next year

>you're not making a bolognese, you're making something else.
it says bolognese on the side of the jar though

Some things that are labelled as "bolognese" in Britain are nothing at all like the ACTUAL ragu alla bolognese from Bologna in northern Italy. They are shitty imitations that, inexplicably, contain tons of tomato. In this way they are more similar to a ragu alla napoletana from Naples, in southern Italy.