/trans/ - 32Rooney Edition

Championship is the league to watch

>Spurs fans coping hard about Eriksen

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Pochettino demanding to sign Coutinho makes sense if you assume that he wants to leave the club next year

Would Eriksen, Maguire, AWB, James be the best window from a PL club?

Any update on promotion to W12 lads?

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Is Poch an actual deep agent ABS Arsenal fan? Pretend to be a loyal Spurs fan but never win anything and then cripple the club post stadium build and essentially fuck them for the next 25 years.

Everton won the window

Based Agent Poch

>

#thfc have reached an agreement with Juventus to sign forward Paulo Dybala. [Di Marzio]

We're watching this, right?

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Di Marzio been awful this summer. Wait for Febrese Romano to confirm

they can't afford his wages

And United signed Dybala & Fernandes last week according to him. He's just guessing at this point.

di marzio saying dybala is off to spurs
means coutinho is probably off to arsenal then

Dybala as legitimately on for about 24 hours there.

>being informed about transfers is bad

di marzio is trash

*was

Can do, don't know much about either club though. Redpill me

Seething

Portsmouth has a glorious history

yeah its ugly and homogenised
thanks for linking to the bbc gossip column, nobody knew about that gem

agresti saying it too

>get cancelo for 30m
>also get rid of dogshit danilo
how does pep do it?

[Hidden fees]

Based Warbs at the helm, we'll see about promotion.

>yeah its ugly and homogenised
better than an OP with no content at all like the memesters were doing

((((Hidden fees))))

why?

what's the muslim equivalent

Either Dybala lowers his wage request or he's not going anywhere. He would destroy the wage structure at the Spuds

((((Behead those who insult islam))))

Donation to pre-approved Muslim charity

for me its sherbert lemons

Sessegnon Thursday
Lo Celso cancelled
Fernandes cancelled
Coutinho cancelled

this windows update has been installing for like 2 hours lads

Lads I just realized I completely forgot about the Yea Forums c_up.

Yea Forums weren't in it so nobody on here cared

I haven't watched 4cc for years. Did I miss anything?

I don’t even know the Yea Forums roster anymore feels bad

Meme boards winning and us being shit.

Yea Forums cup was cool for like one edition and has been virginsville ever since

For me

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I'm amazed it's still going to be honest.

People actually watched it?

Which would you pick out of Dybala, Coutinho, Lo Celso and Fernandes?

>pretend internet football is just like real life
great

Fernandes

all went downhill after the dragonfag saga

>94650951
those maoam are absolute shite

For me it’s the big bag of jolly ranchers

all

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Hello tooth decay

>RB Leipzig are demanding Arsenal include Emile Smith Rowe in their bid to sign Dayot Upamecano, according to reports.
Smith Rowe is good, I wouldn't. Unless they made it £35m.

>Monaco full-back Djibril Sidibé is poised to join Everton on loan with a €14m option to buy. Medical tomorrow.

>Sky Italy has reported a €70m deal has been agreed between Tottenham and Juventus for Dybala

I'm fucking sick of this window

They've said they'd take him on loan if Arsenal pay more though, could be a good idea

Unironically a better window than Liverpool

Not bad. We'll get a proper RB next summer.

Can Dybala even hold his own in English football?

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No he’s a soft twink

Oh. Well then go for it then. I don't think Arse can afford £60m tho.

Now Tottenham are buying Dybala wtf

perfect eriksen replacement then

>bring in Dybala for 350k/week
>Kane, Lloris, Son etc all kick off from their 50k/week contracts
pls happen

deal agreed is one thing, personal terms are another. united also had an agreed deal for him but it fell through because of the personal terms. united can easily afford more than tottenham as well so unless he takes a massive pay cut i doubt he'll leave. he wants to stay at juve so he's probably making all these deals fall through.

>twinkenham

Would Spurs sell Eriksen and buy both Coutinho and Dybala or just one of them?

Yes but Dybala would ask for less from Spurs because they're in the CL and maybe also because of Poch. I think Spurs structure their deals with a lot of bonuses too.

Coutinho is a loan. I think they'll get him and watch and see if Bruno Fernandes has another good season. Could easily be a flopp

Masterful work by Woodward. Force Tottenham to buy the soft cunt and take the superior Eriksen from them.

Kane is close to 200k actually

>sesame snaps
very nice

>Yes but Dybala would ask for less from Spurs
no he wouldn't. that's not how it works.

Maguire, whether or not he's worth 80m, is a much better defender than Mustafi. Defensive stats are also a total meme

literally never seen any play apart from coutinho

I think it’s becoming clear that Bruno Fernandes isn’t at the top of anyone’s list.

Surely you’ve seen Dybala play la

>defending worse mustafi
grim

So if Man Utd got Dybala and no Eriken it would fuck Spurs up?

i'm unsure why. He seems like top quality to me

shit, shit, never seen play, never seen play

>I can argue that Mustafi is better than Maguire
this is quite a deep level of cope

It is for Utd

>*gets dybala, fernandes, lo celso and coutinho in your path*
Nothing personal, kids.
ManU, you can have Eriksen.

Why the fuck are you fags obsessed with tottenham transfers

Man Utd aren't getting Dybala. Theyve said themselves his demands were too much. Id be surprised Spurs gave him what he wants

Because Spurs are unironically the 2nd best team in Europe (and the world) right now.

possibly but i think they had mandzukic upfront when i saw, he must be shit then as i cant remember seeing him at all

listening to Weymouth vs Bath City radio commentary, top tier comfy might make some hot chocolate

>i'm unsure why.

Man Utd have no intel on him

Keep the tears flowing.

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>i don't like statistics, they're wrongthink
We've reached seething levels I didn't think possible. Lets see how much further they can go.

>Mustafi is better than ....

stop right there. he's not.

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nah, he's shit. I realise that now

See the post above you.

are the poster who is arguing Mustafi is better than Maguire?
do you not realise how stupid you sound? its why people are treating it like a meme

basado

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Lo Celso

how so?

>he's still arguing against LITERAL fucking stats that prove a player is better
Guess Messi and Ronaldo are shit, I mean, goals and assists statistics mean nothing, right? For me, the best striker ever is Jozy Altidore.

Lloris
Aurier - Alderweireld - Vertonghen - Davies
N'Dombele - Lo Celso
Coutinho - Dybala - Son
Kane

Gazzaniga - Fernandes - Lucas - Alli - Dier - Sanchez

Daaaang that looks pretty good.

sessenong too

>United are already pursuing an audacious late move for Spurs’ play-maker Christian Eriksen but may move for Coutinho if they cannot seal that deal before 5pm on Thursday.

defensive stats are 100% a meme. Maguire is a much better defender than Mustafi. He has been great for 2 years now. Nowhere near the level of being most expensive defender in the world, but still very good

there was an article on The Athletic yesterday on how Man Utd are getting detailed reports from their network on player personalities and how they would fit in the group

not top 4 material

Why Dybala ahead of Alli?

Dont forget sessegnon and Hysaj

top quality signings from last seasons top 6:

>city
rodri

>liverpool
none

>chelsea
none

>tottenham
none

>arsenal
pepe

>united
wan bissaka

tragic window so far desu. everton is completely destroying these lot with the transfers. even lesta with tielemans and perez are having a better window.

>Lloris

All these journalists are just making everything up right? I mean it's not like they have insiders leaking information from meetings and phone calls. Why do they get paid to do this?

M8 did you even watch the CL final? Alli? Ahead of Dybala? Please.

sorry, lads. I tried.

at least we got nbugu

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pepe isn't top quality.
if he was he wouldn't have ended up at arsenal

>eveton, everton, everton
what the fuck have these cunts even done? they've just been shit, as per usual

>Burnley has opened shock talks with Messi [me]

Um, Pulisic and Kovavic?

He had an off night.

there's a reason why napoli fans can't wiat to see the back of him

they're probably not all making it up but that doesn't mean it's true. agents like marketing their players so they'd pass on fake information to get clubs interested e.g. if arsenal really were in for coutinho but they're not offering enough the agent just spreads some bullshit about tottenham being in the lead for him so they up their wages or whatever.

the people in this country have had enough of experts

I want him to be my abusive sugar daddy so he never pays up and I have to keep demeaning myself knowing he never will

the clubs leak info themselves

>pulisic
meme tier and garbage

>kovacic
he's been there for a season already they just made it permanent.

yeah but how is he shit, exactly?

Nice trolling but for those of you who dont have a brain let me explain

>team has to defend more
>defenders get more of a chance to defend
>defensive stats higher per 90min
>huurrr mustafi is a god compared to Maguire

Iv even seen mustafi compared to van dick and it looks better stat wise.

I dont like maguire and im not happy united signed him but pls take a moment and think before you post

Thanks for reading

to put it another way, certain journalists are very close to clubs (and this is in both parties interest). The journalist will generally write respectful and quality articles about the club (partly in fear of losing the connections) and the club can leak info which is in their interest

cope.

>pepe
>top quality

I'm sure that's why it was Arsenal and Napoli that were going for him

where's winks and rose

>Daniele Rugani has agreed terms with Arsenal for €4m-a-year. Juventus will only let him leave on a two-year loan deal if the Gunners agree to a compulsory purchase, at the end of the loan, for €40m. (Source: Tuttosport)

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is he shit?

Wait, wait, are you saying that Lestah has to defend less than Arsenal? Lmao.
>tf
>tp
Well done blowing yourself the fuck out.

dybala is going to spurs
seething manure fans need to cope a little better

dont reply

ndombele m8

#AnnouncePaulo

Ali is trash my china, he is a meme

Hy stap net rond en doen fok al

cope, you just mad Liverpool turned off the taps lmao.

what's 40m euros? like 35m quid? pretty good price in todays market if i'm honest even if he isn't world class. even mediocre players go for 50m+ nowadays.

hashtags dont work here you fucking newfag

Yeah I know right? Arsenal, Napoli, Liverpool. Shithole clubs. He's shit.

£37m. I seriously doubt he's signed.
>yfw Arse sign Rugani and Umpecampo

cant take this name seriously

British people should try watching their own sport a bit more

another mustafi lol

imagine buying non premier league proven players

Would be neat

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I do, which is why I said are you seriously arguing that Leicester have to defend less than Arsenal. Since your entire argument was based on the fact Arsenal have to defend more so the stats are skewed. When Lestah finished below Arsenal and thus would have had to defend more because they lost more games and thus Maguires stats would be skewed from that. How is this difficult? I mean to blow you the fuck out even more, the stats page LITERALLY includes the fact they conceded the same amount of goals, so, again, proves you're chatting shit.

might shitpost a bit anyone mind?

>Liverpool

Been posting here since before you were born sunshine

Pls post your findings

>player is world class
>gets linked to club I don't like
>he's shit lol
I do this with every single Top 6 club.

the threads all yours my friend

I'm retarded, thought I was directing my post towards

usually do it with liverpool transfers but not been able to this summer

Which player

Yes, they're shit.
>LIVERPOOL boss Jurgen Klopp was interested in signing Nicolas Pepe as he looks to add more players to his squad during this transfer window.
>MANCHESTER UNITED and Liverpool held talks with Nicolas Pepe before Arsenal won the race to sign him
> Ivory Coast international Nicolas Pepe has not signed for Liverpool despite a mocked-up picture fooling some supporters into thinking the 24-year-old had become their first summer signing.
>Manchester United, Liverpool and Paris Saint-Germain target Nicolas Pepe is 'open to everything' this summer, according to his agent

same desu

All of them so far. Maguire, Wan, Pepe, Ngubuomble and Rodri. The rest I can't do due to no signings

So who's the captain at Arsenal now?

>What happens when the hardest team in the Sunday Soccer league comes up against a gay team (pun intended) and finds they’ve finally met their match? Watch and wince as fledging referee Elton Glixton struggles to control this testosterone tsunami as rude-boy meets bum-boy in this outrageous new comedy set in the crazy gung-ho world of 5-a-side footie.

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>Dybala, Bruno and Lo Celso confirmed

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Well if it was in the metro then it must've been true

is that achievable natty?

Not confirmed yet.

Being a gay football player? Maybe

You think all those players are world class?

Me at the top second from left

sounds terrible

Holy mother of fucking cope. Klopp literally said he wanted to sign him.
>ARSENAL'S record signing Pepe could have gone to Liverpool - but snubbed Jurgen Klopp because he would not promise him regular football.
>Liverpool transfer news - Nicolas Pepe deal agreed as Manchester United snubbed, Philippe Coutinho price named, two clubs in for Harry Wilson
Latter one is from Liverpool's own paper. Stop coping.

ARE ANY OF THE BIG MEMES MOVING

NEYMAR DYBALA LUKAKU BALE

Who's your team, bruuuu?

any word where Lukaku is going?

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how can you literally not like tits and pussy? if you're a tranny or whatever who does surgery to get tits a pussy and some man fucks said tranny, why didn't he just bang a real woman instead with real tits and pussy?

this shit always mindfucks me. i will never understand gays.

Can anybody explain why an irish user is coping so hard that a player literally snubbed Liverpool to go to Arsenal? It happened with Sanchez, it happened with Aubameyang. Why does this make him SEETHE so hard? I mean, why does an irish user have an interest in an ENGLISH football club anyway?

gays like the same thing women do

When did he say that?

Is this genuine gay porn or a thinly-veiled homosexual lad banter comedy?

ever got a blowjob from a bloke lad?

Some lads just crave a bit of cock

I'm seeing double here, two black guys and two white guys!

The latter I think

its only because of london thats what they say every time it happens

yeah

Just gay banter I think. Probably a lot of dumb jokes about balls and maybe a shower scene

yeah but it was just experimenting not anything gay. we're both super straight and it was when we were like 16 and bored one time when i was staying over his house (true story).

>win Champions League
>people STILL don't want to go to your windowless shithole
Imagine being so disgusted by the idea of going to Liverpool that you'd rather go to a diversity shithole of London to play in the Europa League.

amidst all these reports and rumours, true or not
what are chelsea doing?

>what are chelsea doing?
they have a ban so just chillin

Solving football.

The latter: imdb.com/title/tt1450326/

Newfag, they've had a transfer ban for months. Fuck off.

having a transfer ban

>maguire
>awb
>world class
hmmmm

wolfevideo.com/products/mario

>YOUNG BOYS
pfffffffffffffffffffff

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>Ecki is a sweet, closeted gay man who works in his family’s bakery and plays goalie in his small town’s soccer team. When he both loses the big game, and is caught flirting with another player, his homophobic teammates throw him out. He vows to return one day with an all-gay team that will grind the heteros into the dust, so he sets off to find his “dream team.” With the help of his nurse sister, Ecki scours local gay bars and eventually assembles a hilariously motley but endearing crew of misfits that includes a leather-daddy threesome, a femme Turk with Beckham fantasies, a secret straight guy in love with the sister, and a seriously cute nurse eager for some private play-time with the goalie. Ecki now has two problems – turning this bunch into a team, and facing his own fears regarding his first romance

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Noncing and racisming youths

exquisite banter, mate. I stuck my dick in my friend's butt when we got drunk one time. it was hilarious and a bit sexy but definitely not gay

Seething ABU

This on the hand is one those gay flicks for girls, right?

>Kemar Roofe has left Championship club Leeds United and completed a move to Anderlecht for an undisclosed fee.
Well, Oxford get 15% of this undisclosed fee, which in turn we have to give 40% of to West Brom.

i'm not even joking it did happen but we're both fully straight. he has a bird and everything now.

>There’s a ripple of disquiet in the locker-room when Leon, a new striker, joins the soccer team. Sharing a flat with keen rival Mario sets the scene for an unexpected love affair, but the path of gay love in this macho world is not an easy one. Mario is unwilling or unable to acknowledge the implications of what is happening. But pretend girlfriends don’t fool everyone. And gossip, along with the threat of blackmail, unbalances the team’s morale. With the prospect of a professional career a strong possibility, will Mario forsake the hope of emotional satisfaction for professional gain? This heart-warming rollercoaster of a film, set on and off the field, offers a dynamic and realistic picture of how gay professional athletes are still seen as out of step in the 21st century.

You tell me.

nope, don't know about the others to say whether they're world class or not

awb and especially maguire are certainly not world class

Didnt know Reus started acting

Ignore all the faggots in pure denial of Mustafi’s objective superiority to most “top” CBs in the league. People shit on mustafi because of the system around him but are too brain dead to accurately point out the issues with the bigger context of the system and instead finger point at mustafi like a bunch of slack jawed retards. Keep up the good work and keep posting the info graphs comparing Mustafi’s statistics to VVD/Maguire

>lose based Rooney
>get fucking Ozil
the absolute state of United

I think I'll stop comparing them now that the Spurs Yank has decided to say carry on.

Haha, no black man here, lad.

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Probably will he Perro Xhaka

Ozil to United?

Yank United.

Doubtful because of Ceballos.

>lose based Rooney
Are you stuck in 2017 lad

>american bandwagoners

>going from Der Verdingbub to that

My cousin works at the M&S in Heathrow and he said a twinky looking lad bought the entire stash of Yerba Mate

It's actually happening. Thank you based Levy

The championship will be too Eze this season

nice, hope you repaid the favour

M&S doesn't sell Yerba Mate.

Fucking 9/10 post kek

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lacazette?

Lol, Birmingham are shit

Ceballos won’t play the same role as Xhaka, I can see ceballos playing ahead of ozil as a more attacking mid while Xhaka is the transitionary CM. Honestly don’t know who Arsenal’s captaincy should go to

/trans/ seems about 5% gayer than usual today lads

UP THE POMPEY

Brought in Lampard, tried out some of the youngsters. They did the best they could under the circumstances.

They really should have taken a summer off from transfers anyways, they send like 50 players on loan every season.

AWB is the best RB in the league, fite me

Add Cancelo for 27 million pounds and this
>Sporting have sold the 18-year-old wonderkid to Manchester City for an initial €3.5M, rising to €15.5M through performance-related objectives.

based

It does in the Heathrow one because of all the international people

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TAA is better and Max Aarons will be better.

Really? I thought today was a bit heterosexual for /trans/

>AWB is the best RB in the league, fite me
Ricardo is much better going forward and not much worse defensively, TAA is obviously very good too

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was talking about DC United
this isn't /brittrans/

thank you my friend

Lacazette probably. Or Sokratis. Or Monreal. Or Kolasniac. Or Bellerin.

TAA is better offensively but defensively AWB wins it.

Max Aarons and the future is irrelevant and speculative.

Get French Football News
@GFFN
Dayot Upamecano:

- L'Équipe: Arsenal have €60m bid rejected.
- La Voix du Nord: Arsenal have had 2 offers turned down, the last one was close to €70m.

It’s all so tiring.

you played me well there, goober

>kolasinac
that robbery he stopped with his massive bollocks did a big favour for his career as hes pretty shit

Think Eriksen might be a poof

thought you were talking about

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Don’t think I’ve seen a player with such a one-dimensional dribbling style. He literally only goes straight

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just got back from the gym
how real is dybala to spurs?
would it be eriksen + cash?

Without question

He's better than Monreal and ANM. I think he's lowkey underrated.

What's the point? They say 'okay, we want €65m' and they get offered €70m and then go 'no'. I am incredibly sceptical of this.

you see him on hampstead heath last night? when you were walking your dog of course

twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1158831233465499648

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
watch it fall through because of personal terms though

>Sky in Italy
Grim. They've said so much shit this year.

Valencia. Pushes it to his right and hits a low cross into the shins of the first player.

Fucking exhausting to watch

If United said "lol no" to his demands, how realistic is it that Levy, the jew, would give him that much money? He'd immediately have to bump up Kane as well.

sky sports are about as reliable as don balon

>Former Southampton and Crystal Palace midfielder Jason Puncheon has joined Cypriot side Pafos FC, with the club heralding the signing as "the greatest transfer" in their history.

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Sky Italy said that the hang up was that they felt Dybala wasn't committed and a dispute about image rights.Think they definitely could've paid him what he wanted
And isn't Kane already on 200k/week?

the joke just has so many levels

I guess fullbacks/wingbacks are usually the least technical players on the starting XI besides the keeper so it makes sense

Someone post the /trans/ carvery

>go to look up Upcamepo or w/e his name is on twitter
>see this

1. Sell Jenkinson
2. Sell Mustafi
3. Sell Mkhi
4. Sign #Upamecano
5. Sign #tierney

That’s all I’m asking for

This is the retards we have. Tierney is literally made of glass and is out until the end of the year. Selling depth, when Arsenal's issues last year was defensive depth when fucking Mustafi had to be played RB and DM's had to be played in CB is solved by selling Mustafi.

What are we saying about Hidden lads? Terrific stats and all we need is a finisher really. Max Biamou back soon. Are we going to beat those Sunderland shooters back to the prem?

>For the first time in Football League history, three teams relegated from the top-flight in the previous season have lost their first match of the following season in the second-tier (Cardiff City, Fulham and Huddersfield Town).

Wtf

>le never finish top 6 team

they're used to playing with the FM editor where you only need 7 bench players

Fulham are a mess

Anybody hear anything on the girlfriend front? Surely it'll happen this year, ri, ri, ri, right lads?

Dybala wages would gazump that

He's 33. Might as well fuck about in Cyprus for a season or two before calling it quits.

>appointing bwave Scotty Parkah as your manajah

Matt Derbyshire

Pretty much and even I use the fitness button on FMRTE.

What would he demand like 350k?
Bet you Levy would promise him a sale to Barcelona in a couple years in return for a lower wage but have his fingers crossed

>Matt Derbyshire was once managed by Ernesto Valverde

as a lester fan i'd quite like anything remotely resembling a local rivalry for >us in the premier league

mirror really loves to bumlick tottenham

for me, its Anorthosis Famagusta FC

speaking of quality transfer news

>Real Madrid are willing to offer Reds star Sadio Mane a huge incentive to try and lure him to the Bernabeu in a €180m transfer. (Don Balon).

>Barcelona have made a move to bring Tottenham defender Davinson Sánchez to the club, so claim Spanish outlet Don Balon.

>According to Don Balón, CR7 is ready to move in Paris and sign the contract for PSG for unbelievable €300m

>James Rodriguez and his girlfriend Shannon de Lima are reportedly looking for a house in London amid transfer links with Arsenal according to Don Balon

>Real Madrid have reportedly received a €55M transfer offer from Fenerbahce for midfield duo James Rodriguez and Lucas Silva according to Don Balon

>[Ousmane Dembele] could have been available this summer, with Spanish outlet Don Balon reporting that Jurgen Klopp was ready to sanction a £133.9million move for the attacker after he supposedly ‘fell in love’ with him

>Reds are now interested in hiring the services of an experienced star in the form of Colombian international Davinson Sanchez. According to Don Balon, the 23-year-old defender is upset with his situation at Tottenham and has told his agent to study offers.

>Don Balon have also linked Neymar with Manchester City, claiming manager Pep Guardiola had personally contacted the South American over a move to the Etihad Stadium.

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I just want to watch championship games mate. As long as they're at the Ricoh anyways.

So no and no then.

>even talking about dybala going to manure

holy fucking KEK. he is NOT going to manure, you braindead cuckstomers.

What would Neymar in the PL be like

we know, he snubbed them days ago

All the years of cocky Manure fans makes me so happy about the state of the club now.

They're gonna be the next Newcastle

>alienate Everton fans by saying you'll always be a blue then ditching them
>alienate England fans by criticising their support when they'd flown thousands of miles and spent thousands to see your millionaire ass walk around the pitch
>alienate Man United fans by trying to force a move to Chelsea then sulking when it doesn't happen
>alienate the public by cheating on your wife while you have kids at home as well as drink-driving when you're rich enough to have a chauffeur on call

Gary Lineker: Rppmey is under-appreciated and one of England's greats

talksport.com/football/273133/under-appreciated-wayne-rooney-one-true-greats-english-football-says-gary-lineker-after/

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cope

>Talksport

he didnt snub them. it was never on. think about the logistics of someone leaving champions league football and the ability to walk the league for another trophy going to a shithole like manchester to play in the europa league ans struggle to finish 6th again.

For Utd yes, Sours simply wont pay that so if he goes there his demands will be lower and some other compromises would be made

Wouldn't say Rooney was ever really under-appreciated regardless.
Actually you could make a better case for Lineker himself being an under-appreciated player 2bf. And I probably would, if he wasn't such an insufferable cunt.

Why did he meet Utd people in London then

>make a thread about how real madrid used to buy players from portsmouth
>irish chimes in with how i should have used julian faubert as an example

the state of potato reading comprehension

dont forget it was with an old lady too

If Rooney was under appreciated the age of rooney pasta wouldn't be a thing

ah yes, wayne rooney. you can take the boy out or ireland but you can't take ireland out of the boy.
once a suhuman always a subhuman.

Rooney never really recovered from that sulky episode trying to get to Chelsea. You can tell from the way Man United fans react to him. He was revered as a legend prior to that, and after that even when he declared he wanted to stay their relationship with him had markedly cooled and nobody seemed to care that much when he left apart from giving him his fair dues for his service.

He has a special talent at making everybody hate him and burning every bridge he has with selfish action when he had the potential to be loved by so many.

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Everton prepared to go to £80m to land Wilfried Zaha. The world has gone mad

>Wilson loaned to Bournemouth
is Klopp high?

based irish subhuman genetics getting the better of the only relevant thing to come out of ireland since guinness

please, tell me the tale once more

A horse don’t jumping haven’t higher do than it have to

Son ---- Kane ----- Dybala
---Alli-------------eriksen-----
-----------ndombele-----------
Vertonghen----aldwe-----sanchez---aurier
Lloris

i'm not sure he's ever going to be good enough to play for liverpool

gotta make space for fernandes, lo celso, dybala, coutinho, & eriksen

>look at me, I'm a twat

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yes but is it an athlethe?

They felt he wasn't committed because he was asking for a shitload of money in wages, a bonus and a bonus to his agent that was hilariously large

>implying Dybala would ever consider going to Shit

final league placing?

Looks like he's posing to appear on a Franz Ferdinand album cover

ah yes the irish economic model

i might get family tattooed on my arm

coutinho really fucked up not listening to Klopp, why would Klopp ever want him back?

>alienate Man United fans by trying to force a move to Chelsea then sulking when it doesn't happen

He was correct though. If I recall correctly he said the club wasn't showing ambition and going for the signings that they should be going for. It was during the weird years where Fergie signed randoms (and still always won)

>you now remember Franz Ferdinand

THATS what you took umbrage with lmao?

REPORT: Dybala rejected United for Spurs because he only wants to play with Sissoko.

I’m 1/32nd Irish from my great grandpas side he was from dundee gotta love Irish culture always keep in touch with my roots

3-1 villa

Champions League Runners Up

Yeah he certainly showed ambition when he signed that big fat contract despite nothing about the clubs model changing

>Pay the fee, jew.

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matinee is a great song, rip terry wogan

>always keep in touch with my roots

how often do you get black out drunk and sleep in mud?

>that dead faced look

Do the former quite often

>rip terry wogan

true. only decent irishman that ever lived.

he said he's irish not english

>took umbrage
bit too wordy for /trans/ lads, just say seethe

Tbf Fergie could talk players into anything. People came to United because they wanted to work with him, he was idolized by everyone.

Are you some autistic white Aussie kid trying to bait compliments for Irish people because of muh heritage

lads what’s a HDMI cable?

What will Tottenham's best team look like if they sign Fernandes, Lo Celso, Dybala and Coutinho?

yeah after i posted it i thought why did i use that word, the american's never gonna fucking understand what i meant

>not sticking a cheeky /trans/ thread up on of the screens

Jesus how naive are you, he literally threw a strop twice to get big fat contract and you still dont realise it years later

get off Yea Forums when im on here mum

No shit, with your made up pre-colonial speech.

Why don't you dumb it down for my retard ass

excuse me, what about roy walker? wait he's from norn, maybe you're right

>homosexually driven machine interface
its a dick bro

Son at LWB

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a miniature scart cable

Even if he was correct about the ambition, he had the fanbase of one of the biggest-supported clubs in history worshipping him, and he tries to force a move to one of their big title rivals, for what? To win some trophies he already won in exchange for the loyal legend status he could have had at United?

There are ways to leave a club. Go to a non-league rival, say it's because you've won everything and want a new challenge after such a long stint. Still give your all on the pitch rather than sulk. Even if it's a LARP it works, Hazard hasn't damaged his reputation, neither did Ronaldo.

He's the epitome of low-IQ decision making.

ooga booga dat wat u make grrrr about ha ha ha?

scart? isnt that what americans use.

I didn't say to dumb it down to Slavery speech. Take it a step above nigger speech

opposite
SCART is a PAL thing

I'm not defending him, he did it in a dumb and very public way. He never was a smart guy.

He said it because he wanted more money, it worked

fucking kek

I still listen to their eponymous album every now and then. Unfortunately it's another one of those cases of the song that ends up really popular not being the best, or even second best song on the album.

i remember buying chunky metal scart leads as i was sick them slipping out (of my bum teehee)

>Spurs will be paying 70m to Juventus, 14m to the agents and 40m to the company owning Dybala image rights
Is Levy feeling OK?

this is the best off FF: youtube.com/watch?v=yjM63BFLl7E

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goddamn cletus why you got a burr in your saddle yee haw

them, kasabian, kaiser chiefs etc in the mid 2000s were bretty gud whatever happened to bands, do they still exist?

better to fuck my sister with

wan bissako and mcguire are top class signings pal.
not exactly glamour signings I agree but necessary

>blue girl: PL
>red girl: Leeds
>floor: EFL

no, bands don't exist anymore

Did Manure bring anyone in this window?

>women drivers

For me, it was Libertines and do a lesser degree razorlight

well shucks you all hat and no cattle boy i didnt fall off the turnip truck yesterday

did the junkie man eat the massive breakfast

yeah its all just pop and negro music now, and inexplicably really faggy chink music

do you like we were promised jetpacks

Money and attention?

Nice OP for a change

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>turnip

this here is 'Murica, we don't eat them commie Soviet food

>top class
is this the new "world class" that we overuse until it means nothing anymore

>give smalling & jones new bumper contracts
>sign maguire a few months later
???

Who is Everton's biggest transfer this summer? For me, it's Fabian Delph.

im reading this like based foghorn leghorn and im loving it
boy i said boy, youre about as sharp as a bag of wet mice

never heard the expression before?
fucking hell is this your first year following football?

these are rhetorical questions by the way. youre an idiot.

ended up on the gay section of pornhub again lads. how does this keep happening...

If dybala goes to spurs united supporters need to be placed on suicide watch. Especially if he goes for less money.

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don't bully me, i'm a gay-boy

for me, its top-top quality

I always felt Razorlight's singer was a bit too full of himself to fully enjoy their music

ole has unlocked jones, he’s now a playmaker CAM

no, son. he genuinely believes bissaka and maguire are top class footballers. like, at the very top of the tree.

will spurs be spending the 40m to buy his image rights?
doubtful

niggas go from 0 to a hunna real quick huh

fucking females is for poofs

>not top top playah
do you even 'arry

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Yeah I liked them but loved Libertines still listen to them once a month probably

why couldnt this cunt die in a car accident instead of reyes

what?
speak english

skeen

Ole will make them look good and then sell them next summer. Brainpower.

no coincidence that johnny borrell is the only original member of the group left

>not t'riffic lad

imagine thinking some slab head hoofball merchant from leicester and a pacey nog from crystal palace are top class because some stupid club paid too much for them lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=DGDDWs3SGtw

have you watched them recently?
this is a rhetorical question by the way. ofcourse you haven't.

I don't think girls like dudes who fuck toilets and drink piss mate.

ah shit i forgot about that...

good thread
even the tryhard aussie isn't ruining the vibes, love /trans/ lads

when your club's on a downward trajectory, you'll cling onto anything for comfort
see ozil at arsenal for more context

Can someone please explain why Chelsea haven't done anything?

They lost their best player by a mile and have brought fuck all into replace him. To they expect the american to replicate Hazard's role in their team?

Chelsea look old and busted. Baffles me they're sitting on their ass while Tottenham are chasing Dybala.

>Birmingham
So glad >we got rid of Clotet despite him being the kind of guy to look for bargains in Europe. Van Kessel was such a surprising signing and unironically think he'd have done better with support.

do i have autism? this is a rhetorical question by the way

nice bait

Because Reyes was an asshole that drove over 200km/h and killed his cousin. Fuck him.

do the aussies still support chelsea or are they bandwagoning someone else?

based on the team he put out, clotet threw the tie

i wasn't being serious

He's the tripfag Josh Reynolds, he shitposts constantly and he falseflags as various clubs (mostly Arselel). Just ignore him.

They’re on a ban ya pinhead

dont they have a transfer ban? or does that start next window

Transfer ban

didnt know he killed someone else in the car. yeah fuck him. want ronaldo to die though.

---------------------Son---Kane
-----------------------Dybala
---Lo Celso---NDombele---Fernandes
Sessegnon----Jan----Sanchez----Aurier
--------------------------Lloris

WOW

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ozil is a world class footballer though.. maguire and bissaka are not.

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>not playing Dybala upfront
this is the problem everyone complained about his poor season last year

Love hearing managers without their PR mask on youtube.com/watch?v=NVdfDa-PJSc

oh, well what bands exist now? im talking about popular music btw

why would sessegnon start over rose or davies?

Or his poor form could be because he was on the bench

EBHK, a chinaman and a pissed keeper cannot carry that much shite all season

how could he have poor form on the bench. youre not playing for fucks sake

as long as nobody posts the aussie chelsea plastics pic ill be ok

>you will never watch colin v kevin muscat

Did he go for a shit?

Paphos is a great place tbqh would love to live there lots of English pubs and betting shops

Ooohhhhhhhhh FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKKK OOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF you know what I meant

there's shite like the 1975 who have a lot of exposure, depending on how you define popular music there's lots more too

>betting shops
the most bleak things in existence

>The 1975
Tried listening to some of their songs. Did nothing for me.

>THFC move for forward Paulo Dybala could cost close to £170M in total when taking into account the transfer fee, agent fee and salary. [Sky Sports]

ugly whiney cunts are the trend, not bands so much
your lewis capaldis, your ed sheerans

capaldi is a try hard little cunt

i just mean stuff you cant not hear, on the radio in a shop or elsewhere when youre out, stuff the kids are listening to
never heard of the 1975 but it sounds twee and hipster just from the name, ill check em out

People here are too stupid to understand negotiating

and his image rights fee (40m)

twitter.com/SkyKaveh/status/1158847367661215744

Dybala to Spurs is fake news. Never trust Italians. Move on.

Coutinho, Lo Celso and Fernandes are the real Spurs targets.

yeah they're shit
i know what you mean, there's undoubtedly been a slow but definite trend over the last decade or so away from band/guitar oriented music in the mainstream

ah i saw an advert for that fella, like some kind of even more downsie ed sheeran knock off
it did seem very try hard yes, look how unkempt and unattractive i am, im kooky

where’s the new thread m8

I thought di marzio and sky sports italy were good when it comes to juventus?

here

>450 posts
silly cunt

Is Sane injured? Is he leaving?

di marzio's been pretty shit this window, fabrizio is the guy to follow

HOLY SHIT PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE HIM ALREADY

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perfect replacement for eriksen

>le £140,000,000 occasional blooter man

Have done almost nothing at work today

>fabrizio is the guy to follow
he just tweeted

>Tottenham today started talks also for Dybala with Juventus. Spurs are ready to make an official bid for €70M. But... the agreement with the player is so, so, so difficult.

based

based irishman

What’s your job m8

wont happen, united werent willing to pay all the extras & they have way more money than spoors. he's staying at jewve

border guard

audible jej

unless eriksen is somehow involved

Isn't Coutinho shit now? I remember he had a terrible World Cup, and it looks like he followed that up with a poor season.

Why would Spurs take him over Fernandes?

If Spurs get Dybala but sell Eriksen it's a downgrade

Typical Spuds lol

walmart guard

dybala is probably the most 'i cant tell if he's amazing or utter shite' player in world football right now

should've gone to specsavers haha

23 and me lucky dip machine operator

watch his highlights on youtube like everyone else does, ed.

sucking golf balls

cracking on that, nearly spit my elderflower cordial out

statpads against shitters, not convinced by him at all

i like it when a ref yellows a player for abusing him

dybala, and bruno fernandes apparently both agreeing personal terms with Tottenham, hearing they are even in the mix for Coutinho

uhhh what's gonna happen bros?

We know he can play well in the PL so it's plausible with constant gametime in a league he's already proven in, his mentality will recover leaps and bounds and he'll play well.
This is not always the case - it is down to him after all - but is often the case.

based sky sports pundit

>elderflower cordial
woah woah woah, i didnt realise /trans/ was this patrician

For me it is a Creme Egg Yorkshire Pudding.

how much would you tolerate before showing yellow?

well I'm gonna wank off to GILFs, finish my zoot and then go to bed

Lo Celso doesn't play there, retard.

New thread

silly cunt

draws me

Mate, everybody knows you're a shitposter, fuck off.

based 10 year old child

>he doesn't want to eat this
State of you.

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creme eggs are fucking vile
VILE

based 10 year old child

if that wasn't a Yorkshire pud I'd eat it

not a jot, set the tone early

give your head a wobble

Yorkshire Puddings are great lad. They're starting a product war.

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NEW LEGITIMATE /trans/ THREAD:

well shitposting is an inherent characteristic of australian 4channers

Lo Celso. Though I've seen him being TERRIBLE.

Why the fuck would you play Leroy Sane in goal?

auf asche, darts of pleasure and 40' are kino