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this is the thread
This is the one
yep, this is the thread
thoughts on Billie Eilish?
Cringe sperg is probably down 5 figures from all the bad bets and escorts he hires
I've seen this countless times and just noticed the trump picture hanging over the bed. kek
She's no Post Malone. Has anyone walked out to their fight with Billie Eilish Bad Guy playing?
industry plant
the goat
Yikes!
Counter signaling Colby is for limp wristed fags.
>Unironically not recognizing Colby "Chaos" Covington as the natty GOAT
Y'all incels better explain yourselves
the duck*
he probably makes a decent amount bartending 7 nights a week
You know you're insufferable when even Michael Bisping can't support you
You already posted this dumbass, and basically everyone said it was a shit card overall
Is that Masvidal?
LOL
Fuck Colby, just got off my HRT for the day so i can jerk off on his pictures on my computer
how do you stop losing the story of the fight?
He got paid like 100k for last fight lmao
How will Cyborg be remembered during her time in UFC? I was surprised that she has so little stopping power for someone that looks like a roided up gorilla.
Is Yea Forums low test and reddit now? I thought this place was based and red pilled but I’m seeing a lot of low energy fags.
u seething kid?
can crusher who got face-planted by a real fighter
she couldnt put away an out of shape algebra teacher
I'll heem you homo don't double post
Wow so he barely broke even poor lad
I’ve been taking estrogen for years, its a fuck you to the toxic masculinity of Colby Covington
For sure don't pull in lowest ticket sales in state history then call yourself a drawl my guy
I'm a Colby fan and will be beginning my transition tomorrow
lol lucie pudilova got a $50,000 bonus
For all the talk about how much money he makes, he's actually getting paid shit and his contract must be poop too. Snoozeman got over 300k in his last fight
Colby did less ticket sales than Ryan Bader oh for sure he's a munster of a drawl
Seriously about to heem you my dude
did masvidal unironically buy a huracan
>All this ticket sales talk
The W is all that matters
>Getting paid less than Lucie Pudilova
It's called prize-fighting lol
>mommy the big mean man hit me *sniff* and it really REALLY hurt :(
>daaah, da company said she good and I no disagree with company
Looks like a trap
Is the fight pay and reebok bonus the only money ufc fighters get payed?
Maybe sponsoring shit on instagram?
>Steroid User
He literally left because he was tired of how shit the testing was and was sick of having to beat people juiced to the gills
>Ducker
He cleaned out the WW division twice over during his reign
>Destroyed by PigRig
This one I admit he got some judge favoritism in. However as Dana has said many times, if you want the for sure win don't let it go to judges.
>Heemed by Serra
He fought his way back to Serra and avenged the loss
It's Masvidal
Cute rental
Go to Reddit if you want Colby love. He's their current boy of the week.
why can't my favorite fighters be smarter with their finances?
If that kick had connected it would have been Pettis-Henderson tier aesthetic, or close
>and some people on this thread actually don't rate GOAT Covington
> hardy and Colby aren’t his boys
Certified cuck
Anyone else want to protest Colby’s win by pissing in each others mouths? FUCK YOU COLBY
George was too afraid to fight Silva,u bitch. Motherfucker waited for bisping
Damn Jorge is thicc no wonder why Asscream got slept. Probably felt like a wet dream to him.
PVZ punches harder than Poolby
dont work yourself into a shoot lad
Jorge is for sure set for life my dood. He won't ever be poor again and is now locked as a mega draw from now on.
Wow Frankie really wasn't kidding
youtube.com
Free Wonderpedo heem
not everyone is a mouth breathing wwe fan like you
Greg "The Prince of War" Hardy and Jon are my bois you cazzie.
why is colby's heel gimmick MAGA, i thought the rednecks who watch mma would unironically like that
lol askren is gonna get flushed
>Getting boxed up by a BJJ guy
Based. Kids can take a student's loan like everyone else
MMA hasn’t been rednecks since the mid 2000s, it’s braindead centrist Roganites
It's because she's thicc and power comes from the ass
>Colby is a raci-
He's trying to appeal to low hanging fruit mandrama fans and failing dramatically
People who say they would fuck her are legit cum brain virgins
>S-Surely R-Robbie will do him in!!
Is there a bigger poser in UFC history than Tim Kennedy?
>I-If he knocked him out he would be GOAT
The absolute state of Colby cuck cope
Because Chael writes all his lines for him and Chael is a trump supporter. Chael would pull if off way better because he can think on his feet. He would talk about the time Usman tried to feed a carrot to a bus instead of his hairline.
Wouldn’t* fml
Never said that dummy
Jesus christ
They get payed penuts
I presume if ur a sparring partner u get some money too, how the fuck do they live?! Sid/mainjobs like iaquinta?
>if he didn't miss he would have landed
Now this is a hot take!
Oh for sure everybody was saying that
They make a decent living being a professional and being trainers at gyms in between training. It’s a big draw to a gym to have a staffed pro
Why would you not fuck her? U gay or something? She's a thicc blonde with nice tits and a cute butt. Checks all the marks for me.
>Dana pays me nothing so if you'd like to help out here's my email address, twitter, insta, personal whatsapp, facebook, snapchat, phone #, and mailing address.
>Schaub: I think you'd have to give Colby two 10-8s
I corrected my post I meant to say wouldn’t
She also shills for this place
instagram.com
For sure I had Cahnawl up 5 rounds against Floyd
Cos shes a women and user is trying to get out of the closet
Dont be mean
Heem is a place that cherishes diversity
was robbie a can all along?
Just realised gsp is whitest goat contender so he is the goat now
That's the same site Canby shills. He's also getting paid next to nothing.
He's already Natty GOAT you tool
His missed attempt had more GOAT potential than anything Kamaru Fakenewsman has thrown, whether he connected or otherwise
Based. Virgins are scared of her sex appeal they wouldn't know what to do with her.
his rottentomatoes score is an 8
189ers overrate Robbie cause he was their gateway drug into the sport
>o-oh for sure i-i totally picked c-colby
for sure expel my essence for a illusion of euphoria
>if he didn't miss it would land
Wewy 600 strikes and not even a single KD
Turned out it was a typo, but based anyway because we're all heem.
back to aspie fanboy
>Heem'd my back
im done lads
You essence is meant to go inside a woman’s womb not into your palm retard. Have sex
kek based grasso didnt even take the time to read the script and has to cheat
>illusion
t. Virgin
Seethe
i said go back to aspie loser
Guess that brapper
Imagine giving a fuck about MMA when there's Pizza Dough Throwing competition on ESPN Ocho
>ever releasing your precious bodily fluids
Why would anyone take pride in taking pictures with these frat boy looking silver spooned mugs?
Bethe
> that fridge body
> those cankles
Who cares
Idk imagine being a well known athlete and needing to ask people to donate to you so you could train
Kinda sad
Ufc fighters need to get payed more
It would only make better fights and figbters and dana the jew seethe more
>payed
It's paid
Seethe more cuck. They’re part of the most famous family on earth.
It's your seed though it's supposed to go into a pretty ham wallet
Who hurt you?
silver spoon frat boys in polo shirts are famous? Woah! More news at 11!!!
Show me a picture of a wwe fan that was at a healthy weight
God damn I would hit that like a red headed stepchild
Champ Shit Only
I said who hurt you!
Based and correct. Too bad about her face though.
Your faves could never >>>
Stop larping fatty
They both look like they drink premium soi
Fake hair orange man tweet about fight, fight do bad sales, me no likey, me like wwe me simple man me hear kurt angle music me mark out
>heem seething more about colby than sherdog
what went wrong?
this
My grammar sucks and im phoneposting
Thanks for correcting me i'd pai you all the shekels i've got
You're the worst poster on this site
We know Bisping won the decision and Hendo won the fight, but who won the story of the fight? Keep in mind Hendo was 46 during this fight.
Niggers
To be fair it was the worst card I have ever seen.
At least the China card had 3 HW fights, I think.
Hendo won the story, every non-casual knows he won while Bispiss went on to get flushed by GSP, then Fatselum
HW champ - Black
LHW champ - Black
MW champ - Polynesian
WW champ - Black
LW champ - Moslem
FW champ - Polynesian
BW/FLW champ - Hispanic
WBW champ - Brazilian
White men, water we doing b?
Colby is cringe and trying to use Trump to look based.
Colby "Chaos" Covington
>what went wrong
Nordic soiboys like you started posting here
>"Chaos"
>Only throws jabs
Usman almost finished Woodley
sucks
Me nan could KO Poodley
Usman is bigger,faster,and has better cardio
Usman finished Woodley he sucked his dick the entire night
not a drawl b
the masvidal usman fight would be bigger
Usman can suck my dick balls ass and taint
weird how its always the mobileposting mutts who are seething
>i-i-its the l-lowest n-newark in l-like
The cope is unreal
Sharty “Fartasspoo” Pooshit
This was such a wierd fight for Bisping to take.
>Could've fought some can in the main event of the upcoming O2 card for his retirement fight
>Instead gets heemed by a fat welterweight on some garbage card in China 3 weeks after getting choked unconsious
This
He took it to avoid Yoel and he still ended up getting CTE'd. Yoel would have murdered him then.
He’s a company man and a champion. Fat losers like Romero and Jacare cant relate
oof
She's so sloppy looking I love it.
>Obese wwe fan can't deal with the fact that his soiboy can't sell out a small arena in Jersey
Bisping deserved worse, fuck that faggot
Ryan Bader is a bigger drawl than your boy
Could have been rockhold/bisping III. I stayed up almost 5am fucking my sleep schedule just to see him get KO'd (it was so predictable) would be nice if he fought Rashad on the way out especially after that speech about bigger pieces of shit than Gastelum to make him quit.
>gyno ridden tranny seething 3 hours nonstop
Dilate
>Card was shit
>Also at noon
How is this hard for you to accept... Imagine what the shit would look like without Colby
So why was the jersey card early?
Ate cejudo
Ate khabib
Ate adesanya
Ate jones
Love conor
Love min
Love colby
True Fight Fans stayed home as a protest vote, my guy
I bet every single Newark card had better fights though.
That fight card was one of the worst I have ever seen.
It was
I think ducking and picking opponents
And fighting against gsp made him believe he was actually a beast
It was supposed to be in Russia and they already booked the timeslot with ESPN
they knew nobody would give a fuck, might as well finish it quickly
People stayed up till 3 am to watch Bisping fight. This soiboi can't even sell out an arena with the full support of the president. Talk about being an anti-draw.
>For sure don't get outdrawled by Ryan Bader my guy
The fact that trannies need to hold Colby to the same standard as a Conor or Bisping shows how far he’s gotten
ufc uruguay? who are these fighters? montevideo y'blockbuster!
heem is reddit
Key word IF
Why would people care that much about views?
>how far he's gotten
He's gotten nowhere and the low ticket sales show it. All that money splooged out on self promotion and escorts and you still pull in disgusting numbers. His PPV with RDA also did terrible numbers. He sucks and is an anti-draw.
Because they’re jobless virgins
this.
Whittaker is white retard
Takes one to know one
off to a shower lads
No he isn't
So you are one then?
white dad
mad disingenuous
It's called prize-fighting not cringe-fighting
bollocks he's not a drawl
mandrama fags are taking business loans to buy his PPVs from now on
after Holloway showed his penis heem has gone downhill
Go back to r/mma with the other little losers.
Its actually called mixed martial arts, obese aspie
also this.
Tenshin wins the rematch
Next time make sure you leave the basement next time Cringinton is fighting, maybe then he won't break another record for low ticket sales soiboy
C O P E
Boxing is rigged
Next time change your diaper and hop onto asp, loser
if anyone itt think this was a work let us know so we can notify your handler
>320x180
>rolling with the punches
>kek hahah hes getting REKT XD
Cope
Maybe hand out some free tickets among your mandrama friends so you can all chant "you suck" when borington makes the walk
>reddit is having a brain and not just parroting stale memes
Kek
Prime Holloway beats Prime Fronkie, but flushed Fronkie beats Flushed Holloway
Reddit is whining about fighter pay while simultaneous being a broke bitch.
>Getting tagged clean
>Rolling with the punches bro
His eye was cut and swollen shut from being boxed up by geriatric demian maia
Maybe you should get a job and have sex and you’ll be able to do it yourself. But that’d require you to be mentally stable
>He posts the same picture every thread.
my first day on heem was that fateful fightnight in brazil. crazy to think i was watching history take place, the rise of the welterweight GOAT
Maybe you should stop white knighting an anti-draw pillow fighter as if he was your dad on an anime imageboard
>Conor or Bisping
One of these is not like the other
>215 posts
>45 posters
Poor guy has been smashing his keyboard in anger all day
I was gonna say Khabib was white but then I realized you were right
>Canby groupie admits to being a casual
Shocker!
Dude, the finish faggot is the only annoying nordic poster. He has no life and is here all day.
Tfw there will not be another HeemDay
Poor Santos can barely walk these days
Oh so you see Colby as your daddy now? Yikes...
he'll be back stronger
Future GOAT incoming
Was this fixed or was Tenshin just too small?
Ease up on the estrogen pills son
Guilty feet have got no rhythm
>managed by an isis militant
>sandwich plagiarist
>ref's peel fighters off his back
Usman is a fucking bum being protected by WME for the #AfricaTakeover meme and I refuse to defile my /heem/ folder with his acne ridden image
Korean Zombie heems Holloway
Care to explain what ur pea sized brain meant with that jibberish?
Im not allowed to point out facts because i have an averaged paid job in my country?
You sure you wanna do this neet?
Have sex at least once before u die
Yeah can't wait to see him back in the cage in 2025
At least 241 will be heem dayesque
Oh that explains why you’ve been so angry the past 3 hours okay
Take a deep breath
he's fighting next year
We decided the July 4th weekend card will henceforth be known as Heem Day.
That's a pretty fucking juicy heem. Chinese fighters are viscous these days.
Not even in such a romantic setting?
I said ease up on the estrogen pills kid.
this general is fucking horrible
truth is a force of nature, son, that's why you got nothing
Yeah you should
I wanna share something with you all. I have personally witnessed 4 UFC belts change hands. I saw:
Junior heem Cain
Luke beat up Chris
Conor heem Aldo
Bisping heem Luke
The only title fight I saw live that didnt end with the challenger winning was Cruz/Faber.
I'm going to 241, so it's likely that Stipe will be heeming DC.
Is Colby's sister a drawl?
DC flushes him again
Stipe didnt have me in the arena last time.
>Knows he'll get absolutely spanked in a real fight so he resorts to cheap meme shit
What a bitch. This is the equivalent of pulling a gun in a fight.
Who wins between Pettis and Nate?
what time is anal shite's poosday shite colontender feces
>Dana manipulates the welterweight championship to get rid of Woodley as quickly as possible, for being a boring, uncharismatic ducker.
>Underrates Colby, denies him the shot in case he loses.
>Lets Usman get juiced up to the gills and sends him after Woodly
>Creates a new champion who is the most boring, the most uncharismatic and the biggest ducker of all time.
>Usman becomes the only man in the UFC to roll up in a wheelchair to duck fights. Is absolutely mogged by Colby, who would have been an actual draw.
Great fucking plan.
cringe post
Was just precaution, you will notice Ben went head first to Jorge's crotch
>browsing heem without fights imminent
ayyy
>who would have been an actual draw
Can't sell out an arena in Jersey
Ben should have predicted a sprinting strike. Masvidal did the exact same shit in his last fight so he could power his heel into Till's nuts.
based post
who has Usman ducked exactly?
What is it with welterweight and having boring cans for champs
>GSP
>Woodley
>Poosman
idiot
What is the When Harry met Sally of mma?
Good question. The line is even. I think it's a coinflip. Nate's probably the better fighter but he hasnt been active meanwhile Pettis is coming off a huge win.
Because his last big fight was against a Brazilian, in Brazil. Colby is relatively new, now that he's brutalized Lawler his name is worth more.
Using Kurt's walkout song is gonna work nicely for him as well.
Usman/Meek
Usman hasn't even got to the point of ducking a particular person,he's too busy ducking any fight whatsoever. Usman and Ali are trying to pad his championship reign, and Dana can't do shit about it because Ali is massively overrepresented.
>Colby is relatively new
Casual city up in here. Lurk more before making uninformed opinions you mega-caz
Notice how you can't even answer a direct question
new to the UFC you fucking idiot
>Get a clean ko
>Waaaa it was meme shit
Yeah this place is fucking cancer. Same losers acting like 10 year olds with the same back and forths and any actual mma discussion gets drowned out by the present mental asylum escapees. Cazzies are bliss
It's a retarded question. Usman sitting in a wheelchair he doesn't need pre-empts the offer of a fight, shutting it down.
He's been in the UFC for 5 years you idiot, how is that new? Adesanya had his first UFC fight last year, that's an actual new fighter. Someone who has been in the UFC since 2014 isn't new you moron. And calling this guy a draw cause he walked out with WWE music is beyond stupid.
Marty is flushed. He was visually shook by Colby. The fight was over before it began
>it's a retarded question
One that you apparently can't answer cause you know you're lying.
when is leech fighting next? Quite like his style
>So this slant eyed insectoid come to me and say "Mistah Shawb, solly for your lawss ching chong, but you lips"
brap xP
what the fuck did you expect, heem is to sp what ptg is to pol
reddit general
Colby was relatively unknown till Brazil, and was criticized for talking his way into that fight rather than earning it. His name has only been in real circulation since the end of 2017. And the Kurt theme will draw because Americans can chant "you suck", which will help them deal with the confusion of supporting a heel. Americans love chanting.
Yes, it was. The literal definition of a fluke. You can shitpost all you want, but you that I'm right. 99/100 times Masvidal loses.
>One day Usman is in a wheelchair.
>The very next day he's trying to fight Covington.
How fucking dumb do you have to be to not see that wheelchair as a ducker's stunt?
no hips no tits odd facial structure
apart from that she's alright
Yeah a fluke that was carefully prepared in camp.
Only unknown to casuals like you. He hasn't done squat even with all the MAGA and escort cringe. Beating old man Lawler on a mid-day card that no one watched hasn't helped his stock.
>Kurt theme
WWE fans really do ruin everything. Yeah normal people are going to tune in just to hear some dumb WWE theme song. "Fans" like you are the worst.
Sharty Poopman has been ducking Colby for years
do you you ever do some diryt stuff when rolling with a girl? like "accidently" groping her?
>leg grabbers
Wish Maia ate a knee here too.
How can you duck someone who only fought once in 2018? Use some common sense.
Casuals like me are what makes the UFC money. And if you don't think WWE is a big deal in the UFC, why does the crowd always do the Rick Flair howl? Why is Brock Lesnar such a draw? You talk about "Fans" like me, but I'm not American, all this WWE shit is thanks to American fans.
breaking news on the gaethje front:
he likes guns
this has been your gaethje update
He's ducking any fight, not one in particular. It's better for his sponsorship money and career opportunities if he times this shit out.
You make your mother cry
Yeah cause he's injured. He fought 3 times in 2018 and once this year. Colby fought once in 2018. Who's ducking fights again?
Usman
I appreciate these irregular gaethje updates
By refusing to fight them?
Marty knows he loses. That's why he pulls this "let's fight outside" shit. He wants either him or Colby to get suspended so he saves face.
You don't understand what a fluke is. Also, you can't prove that video was filmed before the fight.
Cant wait to see Gaycheese get dabbed on and KO'd again
The "man" who only fought once in 2018 is the one ducking fights. Use your brain.
Leon Edwards beats everyone at welterweight
I never said Colby wasn't ducking fights, but I am saying Usman is ducking fights.
same reason ali tried to jump colby at the buffet
Except Kamaru who already beat him
pretty based from le spacey negro desu
>He wants either him or Colby to get suspended so he saves face.
Fucking Ali is trying to pull off the Khabib brawl again. Suspension means a longer time as a champion, a shitload of free publicity and an opportunity to renegotiate for more cash.
Except he isn't cause he's the most active WW in the top 5 and he has a 10 fight win streak and undefeated in the UFC.
wtf le reddit science nigger is not my friend anymore
For sure remind me why Colby didn't fight Tyron at 228? Oh yeah, it was because he chose to have an elective nose job. For sure Canby isn't a compulsive ducker.
That was Edward’s third fight in the UFC
It can be proved empirically that Ben Winning would actually be the flukier outcome.
Masvidal won 1/1 of their matches which means around 100% chance.
Askren won 0/1 of their matches which is around 0% chance.
Therefor if we had to bet on the rematch, according to statistics Askren winning is the flukiest outcome
Would love to see Tony move up to 170 and flush all these boring cagehuggers
The UFC doctors didn’t clear him. Meanwhile they cleared Poopee who was angling for a Nate Diaz fight after elective shoulder “””surgery”
BASED GOAT SHIT NIGGA
yeah no, he has investments baleed dat nigga
>and escorts he hires
have sex my nigga
GOAT POTUS SHIT ONLY MAGA
If you watched fights sometimes and weren't busy sucking askrens cock you would know that flying knee counters like masivdal's are extremely common against wrestlers who dip in for singles like that. Masvidal already knew what Askren was going to do and even used his initial sprint as a means of ensuring Askren would be triggered into an immediate defensive TDA.
Prime Colby is a can
Poolby bet on Ortega over Holloway and he makes 100k per fight. I know larping is what losers like you live for but pick a better character to self-insert into.
Can we please talk about something else? Like flushed Aldo beating Khabib
he is not a pedo
Not until he gets his belt. If he ever does move back up, those elbows will be straight up cutting people's heads off, his power was insane at that weight.
Also Colby beats anyone in the division but Edwards and Usman.
Him and Usman will just hump each other and Usman due to size advantage will probably wins 47-48 or something like that.
Edwards will just jab him all night, even flushed gassed Robbie could land relatively consistently on Colby.
Deep breaths, kid.
>Flushed by a FW
t. Wonderpedo
Tony Ferguson flushes the following top10 welterweights
>Ponzi
>Pettis
>Wonderboy
>Till
>RDA
>Edwards
>Masvidal
>Colby
>Tyrone
>Usman
have sex
Aldo’s TDD is a consequence of him being such a cut baby
Reminder that before he called Brazil a dump, the UFC was going to cut Colby "Chaos" Covington after defeating the then ranked #3 fighter in the Welterweight division who challenged for the title one fight before. The audacity of some people to call him cringe is absurd, there's nothing cringe about keeping your job.
Woodley could have beaten Colby just a few months ago, but now Woodley's rage is gone.
I'd love to see him razor Colby and Kamaru up
>flying knee counters like masivdal's are extremely common against wrestlers
Give me relevant one example.
Oh it's you again. Did you get off the estrogen pills like I told you?
Too bad Askren lost and your argument is all hypothetical. Even Askren accepts he lost.
Unironically. Tony could be a 3 division champ
Do you have a source for this larp?
Woodley have nothing on Colby, maybe a meme counter for his early striking rushes.
Prime Woodley is a meme
They'd both get turned into a Hellraiser villain if they tried to fight him standing, but maybe Colby's stamina could test Tony on the ground. Cardio is the new meta.
I’ll believe you if he beats Khabib
Tony has better cardio
Woodley could have broken Covington's jaw with a counter-punch and he was pissed enough to actually throw one, unlike the Usman fight.
Canboy Canrone intentionally blew his nose
Unironically you're a fucking moron
Maia retires Asscream
He won’t have to when the diamond flushes the eagle
Who is larp? Colby's manager (Dan Lambert) said that the UFC informed him that they were cutting Colby, win or lose
Huh? Take some anti-psychotics, kid.
True, but the difference might not show itself within the time limits of a championship fight, and Tony sometimes gives points away in scrambles. It's all academic, anyway, since Tony would piece him up on the feet.
Ok retard
TJ Pillashaw flushed his career trying to win a meaningless belt
yeah his ability to prevent the strongest of wrestlers that cut as much as him getting on his hips is because of his cut for sure
That’s an outcome too good to be true
Post a source
Pico Boric
TJ knew it was the key and was prepared to have the best Cardio whatever the cost
If Poirier flushed Khabib, Tony would beat Poirier then Khabib would get the next title shot. Ferguson/Nurgumenamosolosovichov is inevitable unless Khabib retires.
Dont make me KO you
>He's such a boring fighter he had to get a maga gimmick to keep his job
That's still cringe. Wrestlefuckers should be cut and forced to get regular jobs.
shame about his chin
If Dustin flushes khabib then Tony will destroy khabib forsure since he’s flushed.
as soon as cuckbib loses he is getting a noose around him and beaten outside of a subway maga country style
Tony could destroy Khabib if Khabib brought a gun, he doesn't need him to be less than his best.
> not liking wrestlers
Fucking cringe and max cazzie detected. I bet you boo when a technical ground match is happening
Not all wrestlefuckers are as boring as Colby and Usman. DC, for example, actually does shit when he gets someone down.
>Let's cut the fighters who win and keep the fighters who lose
Regional tier thinking right here
>implying Khabib will ever bother to set foot in the U.S.A again once he retires
Can he stop Max Holloway?
Hi /heem/
I'm a boomer
I was over 25 years old when I saw the first season of The Ultimate Fighter, the legendary season that introduced the world to Diego Nightmare Sanchez, Forest Griffin, Stephan Bonnar, Kenny Florian, and most importantly the real OG, Chris "The Crippler" Leben.
Having watched the UFC for all this years, having seen the best of the best rise and fall, the Anderson Silvas, the GSPs, the Daniel Cormiers, the Demetrious Johnsons, etc. I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that
>COLBY ''CHAOS'' COVINGTON
is going to go down in the history books as the GOAT. Mark my words.
*sips
Oh for sure Tony is a tough fight for Whittaker my guy.
based
Bros i found Dan Severns daughters r*ddit account, She's 32 lonely and BIG. So if any heemsters are sensitive, like getting dommed, and want to produce world champion wrestling children you can attempt to woo her.
I bet you cazzies dont even know about the cursed heem webm that gets you banned if you post it
>the only white UFC champ is Muslim
Literally can't make this shit up. Wh*teys on suicide watch.
welter weight
Light weight
Featherweight
Tony flushes Max
it's happening
Is Kyoji Horiguchi the only good Asian fighter in UFC history? And does that prove Japanese supremacy?
/box/ and /heem/ should be a combined general now
now THAT is a post
Tony would die cutting to featherweight, not everyone has the sauna skills of the blessed
He could unironically swoop up Canelo for the future.
>Is Kyoji Horiguchi the only good Asian fighter in UFC history?
Cazzie
Stipe will channel his inner hoodiechad and heem DC with the force of a thousand chin rubs. Cap this post.
That's just the patented T-Ferg Slip'n'Slide, it's a perfect defence. Literally rolling with the punches.
The Elias Theodorou of WW
Boxing is horrible
/Box/ on suicide watch when they should actually be celebrating
Oh for shore Tony can cut 60 lbs my guy
He'd just cut off an arm then heem him.
Ryan Hall is still underrated. If he added just a little bit of boxing he could be a title contender
Fer sure Tony walks around at 155lbs my guy
What are the odds pissman fakes another injury and ducks colby
Colby Covington: $100,000 ($45,000 to show, $45,000 win bonus, $10,000 fight week incentive pay)
Antonina Shevchenko: $93,500 ($20,000 to show, $20,000 win bonus, $50,000 Fight of the Night bonus, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)
Reminder that Jon Jones slapped the pussy of some poor innocent girl
He’s Rustam Khabilov without the wrestling
October is a comfy month.
This. No one likes to see cagehugging for 25 minutes.
can you go higher than 100%?
Him and max are the same height. They can both go stock mode
>Before we go any further, we should note that the New Jersey athletic commission doesn’t release fighter pay info, so none of the following salary data for the event is official.
Fake news
You're a loser you know that right?
>Reminder that Jon Jones slapped the pussy of some poor innocent girl
Wouldn't be the first pussy he slapped.
I wonder if he knew he would appear on embedded before posting that picture
Ryan Hall is absolute fucking based but I have a feeling he gets knocked out like Wonderboy
seethe
Reminder
You're the biggest loser in this general
DC is based he isn't a wresltefucker he's just a top tier wrestler. There's a difference. Wrestlefuckers can't do anything but hug their opponent. DC, like you said, is active on the ground and he knocked out the former HW champ on his feet.
Bwahahahahaha
Bernie Sanders will be on UFC commentator Joe Rogan's popular podcast "The Joe Rogan Experience" today
Tony has way more weight in his arms than Max does, just because of the length
DC was compromising himself by not going to McDonald’s every day
Even if those numbers are low Robbie, Colby, Miller, and Shevchenko alone literally equal the event's total gate $
A loser is a loser
In many ways i am /heem/
Ngannou wins the rematch
lmao
guess I'll just be listening to this one
Blaydes wins the trilogy
The Walker meme is over
tony has never felt the wrath of MAGA wrestling thoa
just binge watched this, dope af, early batman and robin
youtube.com
cringisimo
I was already taking a shit but this made me shit my shit into the till
cry more s ö y boys
>The stats for the fight, which Covington won with ease, tell the tale of just how active the ex-interim champion was.
Covington attempted 515 significant strikes throughout the five-round battle. That output earned him the new UFC record for significant strike attempts a single fight. Of those attempts, Covington landed 179 with 128 of those landing to the head of his opponent. Covington added 20 body shots and 31 blows to Lawler's legs.
Covington was very active with his takedown attempts early. He landed seven takedowns in the first two rounds and seemed to be on pace to set a UFC record in takedowns. Covington tapered off his takedown attempts as the fight wore on. By the end of the contest, Covington had landed 10 of his 18 takedown attempts.
The radiation is mostly gamma
>Muh stats
Nerd
They will both gas by the third. A repeat of the Bob Sapp v. Oosunaarashi fight call this
>Throw 600 strikes
>Don't finish your opponent
I've seen WSWs who weigh 115 lbs finish fights with much less
Pillow fisted jabs: very exciting, very technical
youre a fucking disgrace to our nation, go drink your söy, boy.
>Akshually he landed 517 strikes in 23.4 mins!
Funny how cringinton fans are the real nerds
Remember when Lawler let RDA use him as a heavy bag? How is it a surprise that he absorbs so many punches? Dude relies on toughness over defense.
Also 1,2,4 Condit
is tompson gay? my friend wants to know, hes a girl
Larpers are embarrassing. Do you think hanging out with hired pornstars is cool manchild?
For sure
Colby sucks
Hard to say, also she cute
Pettis is kind of underrated because everyone acts like he's a meme because of the showtime kick
It made Bilzarian famous for some fucking reason, it clearly works.
>Do you think hanging out with hired pornstars is cool manchild?
I'm not gonna judge him for that, I like to hang out with strippers.
Pettis is the definition of overrated
Darko Stosic: $13,500 ($10,000 to show, $3,500 fight week incentive pay)
based wonderchad slays pussy, he just keeps it quiet like the classy gentleman he is
Based. Seething gyno trannies are in shambles
Colby is a virgin
Power comes from the ass, but the drawback is you're incapable of wiping properly without using a whole roll of toilet paper.
Corey was winning that fight until the headkick
>Replying to yourself
mandrama weenies are something else
>If he didn't lose, he'd have won
Post the Manuwa ko. He barely touches him
Mfw I'm on the shitter as we speak
anyone have a webm of lucie getting flushed?
So based
In the prior 2+ rounds he clearly established himself as the superior fighter, getting knocked out is irrelevant
Most significant pillow fists landed in a 25 minute bout!!1 So based if you ask me!
>mfw colby is triggering everyone so hard and I have no face
Gotta say, this is pretty based
>George was too afraid to fight Silva,u bitch.
It went like this, cazzie:
GSP: Silva is too big, I wouldn't want to fight him.
Silva: JJ is too big, I wouldn't want to fight him.
say what you want colby brought /heem/ back to life
How fast are you filling out the captcha with those sausage fingers?
t.irentedalambo!
Overeem wins the rematch
Nah, he had sex with Megan Anderson.
Anderson actually has great cardio, that's literally the only thing he has going for him and only the inspiration behind his nickname.
But then Magumbo wins the trilogy
>Taps to strikes
bruh, you got it all wrong, they choose to hang with him because real playas get chose.
please have sex
Larp less loser
Am I retarded for thinking this stoppage was 5 seconds too early? Blaydes looked like he was getting up.
>beaten outside of a subway maga country style
so he's going to buy a little rope at a hardware store and pay a couple of bodybuilding employees to walk past and give it to him at night then walk home with it on and call the police and still be wearing it 45 minutes later when the police arrive, and refuse to give your phone to police?
And then Stipe retires ngannou soon after
Sakuraba (won an early UFC tournament), KZ, Stun Gun Kim, and Okami were/are good.
Kids been seethin for 5 hours, me and Spain got rent free shares inside his head yeah?
It was technically a good stoppage, he wasn't adequately defending against those strikes, but Blaydes was tough as fuck. In a fight to the death he might have eventually pulled Ngannou down and fucked him up, but not before he got brain damage.
Real playas don't continually remind people they have sex
Never heard of them, but then again im a jobless friendless virgin and hate Trump
He got dropped 3 times and was receiving unanswered strikes from a 265 lbs man
This. Cuckee fans in an absolute SEETHE
gyno trannies are pulsating right now after the most dominant performance of the year, he took their sweetheart lawlers soul. i cant wait to see them lose their shit after colby dominates snoozeman after a full camp
Colby fans = chad
Colby haters = faggot virgins
Colby is a cuckold
The question is, why hasn't Luke Skyler Rockhold retired yet?
So you're admitting to being here for 5 hours?
It was early. He stood up and was fine. Hurt, but obviously not bad enough that he wasn't STILL INTELLIGENTLY DEFENDING HIMSELF and literally chasing a single. Being wobbled doesn't warrant a stoppage.
dont forget jorge and colby get paid by american top team
Cte clouds judgement
NEXT:
My new thread
how old were you when you finally figured out Conor was a fraud?
Yeah it was good stoppage in the sense that it protected Blaydes against himself and saved his brain some, but it sucked to see the match end with Blaydes still fighting to get up because you could tell he wanted that win so bad. It was huge loss for him because it basically disqualified from a title shot (for awhile at least) and he'll probably never get to fight Ngannou again since he already lost to him twice. I still think Blaydes is a legit hw he beats everyone in HW outside of the top 3.
never heard of Sakuraba? lol
Too slow grandpa
Cringe
...
>Never heard of them
this general has really gone downhill
what the fuck did you just say you little treasonous bitch
Blaydes will be back in contention soon enough, DC and Stipe aren't going to be around forever and if Blaydes can keep improving he'll become a nightmare matchup for Ngannou. He's got the chin and the grappling for it.
I'm assuming that would be a title shot, because Ngannou is definitely going to knock out a champ eventually.
unless it's Don Fryes daughter don't @ me
Nah it was fine. If the manlet ref wasn't crowding around the fighters, magumbo would've Heemed redditman stiff easily
Goddard is like 6'3''
