Well, Yea Forums? What table are you sitting at?

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>Ronaldo (Brazil)

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Table 10 no doubt

What table would it be easiest to incite a footfight at through just banter?

>putting a (Brazil) in front of Ronaldo's name
There is only one Ronaldo
the other one is C.Ronaldo, or Cristiano Ronaldo, or CR7

table 10 of course holy shit

Do they even report shootings in your shithole country? My guess is they don’t because it would take more time to report on each shooting than there are hours in a day.

you know, there are zoomer football fans that don't even know the real Ronaldo, and only know about CR7

You have to go back
This

Table 11 with Teemu Pukki, Stiepermann, Klose and Tettey

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Furthest away from table 5, don't want to be a colleteral damage from those retards' food fight

>Bendtner

table 8 so I don't get shot first by some mass shooter

Table 9 obviously.

Table 3 because Costa and Ramos are BASED. Also the fights on table 3 between the two groups would be hilarious

I'd be sat on my own. I'm there to eat, not to catch up on gossip or feel validated by the approval of others.

>t.autust

For me it's table 3 bullying table 10.

i go to the bad boys table
the number 6

Table 7 the GOAT table

Table 6
Zlatan, Cassano, Bendtner and Cantona
i could write a book with those characters

>24 posters
>ctrl+f "table 4"
>0 results
faggots

as a man of finer tastes, table 2

Table 2

>tf
>tp

probably 10

Crouch's table. Pirlo and Zidane I dunno, but Ronaldo and Crouch are probably easy to get along with.

As a man, it has to be table 1.

2, the ultimate boomer table
and then we laugh together with table 1 about the table 8 cucks

>only former player of the Portuguese League is Diego Costa
This has to be a conspiracy at this point

Only fat kids ate during recess. I played footy with the lads.

Klopp is the only German there.

>staying at school past 13:30
ishygddt

Table 3 for me

based
>not leaving a bit before recess so you can eat and play footy

I usually ate in the library by myself since i didn't have any friends .

Duncan the chad you mean.

The one with Recoba.

Table 2, And chat with table 4

Same but I just sat there alone without eating because they didn't allow food

That sounds abysmal

Cringe

Table 2. Then I'd scheme so we all turn against Recoba and replaced him for Cantona on our table.

I an siting with my boy Recoba, thank you very much.

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Literally the highest murder rate in the "developed" world

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For me? Well.. for me it'd have to be Table 10

Table 10, seems like it would have the most banter

For me, it's table 2. Lazy fags that impress people with the same old tricks over and over again

9 so I can drop the nut on that Welsh cunt.

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3 so I would be guaranteed to be the highest IQ on the table

Table 1 and we murder all other tables

For me it's playing fortnite with table 8

Table 10

table 11 and it isn't even close

Anything but table 2 are brainlet opinions

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im smoking pot with chadnaldo

within like 2 seconds the entire room would be fighting each other after Keane/Gattuso start some shit
ill go with 4 because zidane can defend with headbutts, ronaldos enormous girth provides protection and peter crouch has so much reach he can just punch over the other two.
Pirlo and I can just stand behind them all and wait for everyone to die, maybe take a cheeky swing at gary neville at some point

I'd go with the x-men at table 10.
>kloppo=wolf man
>pep=wheelchair brain man
>bielsa=blue clever man
>wonga= magnet man

I would be outside because I'm rad

Table 4 for the crouchy bantz

#2 with Riquiboi

You're putting a WC winner instrumental in his country's performances at the same table as three zoomer shitters.

Table 4. Crouch seems like he'd be easy to get on with at least.

In the bathroom with mourinho

I would be in detention class with Mou

trick question. table 8 the only one with a free seat because Dembele slept in

table 8

For me, it's table 4

Table 4 for banter
Table 10 for fine wine and long debates
Also this:

Cantona and Zlatan, they'd hopefully start kicking the shit out of each other

9, 10, 6 in that order. any other answer is stupid

Table 10 so I can congratulate Pep on winning the PL for the second year in a row (and counting) and ask Kloppo how it feels knowing that he will NEVER win a title as manager of Liverpoop

table 10 for being with the big brains , i could end up being the next big PL manager thanks to sitting there

>Klopp proceed to kill you with his tray

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Will have a much better chance at winning a PL (Prison League) title while spending the rest of his life behind bars

its either that or him telling you :
>Vat about Mein CL title ?!
and probably killing you there too once you tell him its shit

>no CR7

You just know only a retarded messifag brainlet can make a shit thread like this

Table 3 would murder everyone

they'd start flopping the second someone from 1 or 6 looks their way

Table 4

Table 3 or Table 8

>Choosing anything but table 4

I can find a pattern in all tables except number 4, what do they have in common?

>And then Neymar, to ask him how it feels to fuck Antonella every night.
You mean Suarez

>no cr7

Wow, that Englishman thread really blew messifags out of the water lol

I walk up to table 1, call Roy Keane a cunt, then punch him in his stupid fucking Cork face.

not cool or interesting enough to sit at any of those

>table 4
>3 world cup champions
>peter crouch
is this some kind of a joke?

Table 10. I always chat more interesting stuff with old guys

table 8 so we can talk about fortnite

Honestly table 10

this

>implying crouchy alone doesn't put table 4 head and shoulders above the rest
also I'm sure ronaldo will give you a few cheeky coke bumps

Only #2 and #10 are acceptable answers for obvious reasons

>No TSUUUUUUU
>No Mourinho
>No Cholo
>No Rooney
>No GKs
Don't come to school tomorrow

No doubt table 10 looks fun.
may be table 4 fun too.

this

Table 4 with a cheeky hello guys on Table 2
The main difference is that people here usually have a better excuse to present in court than "I'm fucking tired then I shot everyone. Look at me I'm Ozymandias! Look at my guns, pity fools, and despair..."

For me it's table 4

the fuck is the point of this stupid shit. are people paid to come up with this trash. fuck capitalism.