Eternal Arsenal Thread

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friends, would you like to play gamper against barcelona again next summer?
it was a fantastic experience

btw coutinho finally not going to arsenal

lads, it's tottenham

Jesus nigger fucking christ, why the fuck does this team have a general? Is this some sort annoying meme like Sneed that you're trying to push?

They are not interesting to watch, they haven't won anything in decades, many of you of aren't from their city and They don't even have an interesting footballing philosophy Then Why on earth does this garbage team have a general?

Believe me, nobody cares what you think

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poo

Vestergaard IN
Manlets OUT

go clean som poo

>more shitter from Wenger era gone

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>Coutinho in
>Coutinho out
>CB in
>No CB in
>CB in but only on loan
WHAT TO BELIEVE

>tf
>tp

>arsenal
>summer transfer period
>believing

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believe in raul

Why no poo in loo?

Congrats on the Pepe signing lads! So for what, £80mill, (not couinting his huge wages), Arsenal could increase their goal tally by a handful. Maybe worth one or two points a season. (and thats being generous)

Why is no one calling them on this? If they signed any sort of decent DM at all they would close out games, stop conceding stupid goals, protect the back four, and it would be worth maybe ten points or more a season. You could get a decent DM for £10million. Fucking Lee Cattermole would be an upgrade on Guendouzi's piss poor attempt at defending.

Why is no one calling Arsenal on their baffling splurging on players in positions they do not need? Incredible.

I'm scared, guys... >We aren't going to sign any CBs or a new full back... Defensively weaker than last season! Send help

You lot deserve this

by the end of this thread we are going to be in for a new cb, a wigner and a midfielder, tiereny soon too

not in a good place right now

I liked this squad a lot. They’re all gone now

This transfer window won't be a success until a new CB is signed (that will actually play this season) and at least Elneny and one other extra shitter has gone

We've made a bid for Manolas apparently

god i hope so

>not in for coutinho
>at best we'll get a meme CB like rugani who is literally as bad as mustafi
>maybe sign a LB who will be a marginal improvement

Why are our fans salivating over this like it's ba dream come true window?

wtf are you talking about

Oh yeh and the deadwood is all still here somehow

Kostas Manolas, CB currently plays for Roma

Only Jenko remains

But he just moved to Napoli

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>CB currently plays for Roma
No he fucking doesn't, Napoli bought him

Once he goes, the longer-serving player at Arsenal will be Nacho Monreal.

Odd to consider

damn i missed out on that lel, was wondering why nobody mentions him yet i remember him signing a new contract with roma removing his clause

>what is a loan?

>>what is a loan?
only arse is stupid enough to buy a CB do fix their defensive issues and immediately loan him out :^)

Steven Goff
@SoccerInsider
One of Ozil's reps will meet with DCU officials next week in Washington, I'm told.

That's The Washington Post at that, so it could have something to it.

Yes, ship to america

In a sport filled with loudmouthed buffoons and flamboyant vanity projects, Gabriel is a rare treasure to English football. None of the glitz and glammer that has ruined weaker men, appeal to him. You can throw all the moneygrubbing whores, backstabbing cunts, and the blabbering buffoons that fancy themselves journalists and pundits, he will ignore them. They mean nothing to him. He doesn’t care who you partner him with, he’ll shape their sorry asses into a useful defender in 60 minutes or less.

To understand Gabriel you must understand what football is to him.
Gabriel has taken to heart that football matches are battles with the each trophy a reminder of the wars he’s dominated.
>You want to score?
Fuck you
>You think it’s time for banter?
You better pray Ospina is there to stop him
>You think you can leave something extra?
Ask Arnautovic how that went for his face.
Nobody. And I mean NOBODY Fucks with Gabriel Paulista.
He was raised by his family to show no weakness.
To smile only when the job’s done
Never switch off.

The legacy of Keown lives on in his #5 shirt.
Conceding goals is conceding victory.
He won’t lose to anyone on the ground, in the air, or in a challenge.
That’s why that Gabby feel is not a happy feel. That Gabby Feel is the dominant feel.


Gabriel is a humble lad, he comes from a poor family, he thanks Jesus on every penny made and on every meal eaten.
He supports his family and shares his wealth with the poor.
When the lads go into the bar, Gabby is the guy sitting in the back, laughing shyly and paying the drinks and checking upon the lads so they dont make anything stupid.
But on the pitch, Gabriel is a ruthless defender, a clinical tackler, his pace and his envious physical strength allow Gabriel to help his team with high level defending versus the strongest opponents.
Gabriel was the missing link this team needed for years and he will show what hes capable of in the upcoming matches.

Ozil will NEVER leave

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Actually bretty good.
One if the only places that can support high wages and shit performances

this girl will not age gracefully
jesus ...

OI VENGA BUY SOME FACKING FULL BACKS

Is ozil actually fucking off

no

Sky Germany: Leipzig won't negotiate with Arsenal. Arsenal will have to activate Upamecano's £92m release clause if they want him. [
@SkySportNewsHD
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we are fucked lads, no new CB no party

Leno
Gwendozi
Torreira

Reminder Emery had not had a flop signing. With Ceballos, Pepe, Martinelli, a centreback >we're challenging for the title bros

Why didn't we look for a CB at the start of the window?

Fuck off. No one is going to pay that for a cb

>Reminder Emery had not had a flop signing
Memery's a head coach. He has minimal input over signings.

ffs Arsenal, stop begging this shitter clubs like Palace/Leipzig
Have some self respect!

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>Reminder Emery had not had a flop signing

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Oh shit niggas its happening.

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>One of Ozil's reps will meet with DCU officials next week in Washington, I'm told.

If the club gets at least 30m for ozil that's a damn good sale

>thinking if he does go it would be a sale

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if the club just offloads (and his 300k p/w) him for free, its a damn good sale

Rumours suggesting a january move

MLS doesnt pay high transfer fees
Theyre omly know for paying high wages to stars.
The most expensive transfer has been like 11m

>30m for an MLS team

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aaaaaaah, get a fucking CB Arsenal, PLS

Spurs getting Dybala and Coutinho lads

gross

#Rugani agreed terms with #Arsenal. The will meet with #Juventus now, the club can accept a high fee now + obligation to buy.

[Pedulla]

Favorite Arsenal body lads?

>Rugani

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How's the remuttification going so far?

Giroud circa 2014

Robbie in the away kit from two seasons ago

gay porn Giroud or Bendtner in the deck chair

This is what happens when losers who have been here for the summer wander away from their cesspool boards and come to Yea Forums

Where TF is coqulein? I remember he literally singlehandedly fixed arsenal 2 years or so ago.

We got rid of him because he was shit without a talented ball player like Cazorla. Sucks because I liked him

As promising as Daniele Rugani was under Maurizio Sarri at Empoli, he's been nothing more than a fourth choice center-back at Juve. Mistakes and mental lapses have crept into his game lately too which hasn't helped his stock.

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it’s the poo in loo lolerpool troll, disregard everything he writes.

>Mistakes and mental lapses have crept into his game lately too which hasn't helped his stock.
Oozing Arsenal DNA

>Mistakes and mental lapses have crept into his game lately
Perfect Koscielny replacement

>Mistakes and mental lapses
Would fit perfectly with us desu

Lads, a little positivity please

Arsenal DNA

Realistically can rugani be worse than mustafi?

Even if we got the best CB in the world we'd still have AMN and kola starting..

I think we all have depression.

>As promising as Daniele Rugani was under Maurizio Sarri at Empoli, he's been nothing more than a fourth choice center-back at Juve. Mistakes and mental lapses have crept into his game lately too which hasn't helped his stock.

>Daniele Rugani at his best was a classy up and coming defender more in the Andrea Barzagli mold than a Chiellini. He somehow played an entire 38 game season with Empoli without picking up a yellow card.

>The problems now are as follows: plenty of late challenges, isn't a physical enforcer whatsoever (plenty of strikers seem to be able to hold up ball against him), mental fragility questioned too.

>I feel as though Rugani's weaknesses would be even more glaring in the Premier League. The glass half full argument is that he never had playing consistency/confidence to steadily improve during the last four years.

wew

Holy shit this could be the greatest transfer window ever if we can offload this lazy roach

>demand hard cunt CB
>get a mentally fragile soft pastanigger

I don’t even give a shit just fucking sign the mediocre Italian

Game? Looks fun

Imagine a Mustafi - Rugani partnership

do i have to

a change is better than nothing. try the lad on loan, if he's good and doesn't fuck up every single time like mustafi then cool. if he's shit well at least the club tried. saliba is back next year as well.

One is a has-been, overrated, washed up, slow, error prone, foreign and overpriced hack who was at one time good in Italy but is now complete shit. And the other one is Mustafi.

tierney is a shit robertson. you dont want him

Mustafi redemption arc soon lads

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Fabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano
Dennis Praet from Sampdoria to Leicester, here we go! The agreement is close between clubs and the Belgian midfielder agreed personal terms. Arsenal have never been interested. #LCFC #Leicester #Praet #transfers

>tfw you now remember praet

Get French Football News
@GFFN
Dayot Upamecano:

- L'Équipe: Arsenal have €60m bid rejected.
- La Voix du Nord: Arsenal have had 2 offers turned down, the last one was close to €70m.

robertson's left food would be an improvement over what we have desu

Not happening, we should have tried at the start of the window.

dark souls

tierney's career is over. he'll be forced into early retirement. his hip his knackered and the operation wasn't even to fix that. it was a hernia.

probably, but if the club really want it to happen they can apply for an extension. i think once everything is signed the medical doesn't even fall within the transfer window limitations anyway so he could sign and do a medical next week.

LMAO at Dailymail

>Tottenham agree £69million deal with Juventus for Paulo Dybala and now wait on player and agent to discuss terms

dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-7328869/Tottenham-agree-deal-Juventus-Paulo-Dybala.html

Thanks. Also Vertergaard IN, Mustafi 2.0 out, Upamemememe OUT

I've never taken a sword to someone's ankles myself but I'm pretty sure the physics in this game are a bit off

That game gets meme'd for being janky

>celtic fan trying to scare us off

seriously though who will be captain

Just keep Kos as the captain, literally what does it matter that he's playing for another club he'll probably do about as much for us playing there as he did playing for us last season

probably unironically xhaka

good idea
horrible idea

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It's usually Ozil

Mustafi

deffo xhaka unfortunately

What about instead of Shkodran Mustafi it's Slobon Mystiffy

Tottenham have agreed a €70m deal with Juventus to sign Paulo Dybala, according to Sky in Italy.

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who cares he’s shit. they buy a striker every summer and they’re always shit

Auba

No one deserves it really.
Actually smart

underrated post, made me do a wee giggle
keep it up.

>Mistakes and mental lapse
Should fit in perfectly at Arsenal

Kos says bye on IG

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Give it to Leno

Deuces

Bottling wanker, fuck off.

Longest-serving is Monreal. Give it Nacho.

based

Don't have any good memories of this lad 2bh, I think in his earlier seasons he was really good at scoring from corners but that's it

>Lolol
>laughing at the club you captained and their supporters
Good riddance.

Really loathed how he held the club genuinely to ransom. Fans forget this quickly though, see: Vieira who is treated as little more than a deity when he was publicly forcing a move for seasons on end

Him and Per did make a genuinely good partnership when combined. Far too good actually if you consider their weaknesses

Monreal. So that whenever Xhaka/Bellerin/Ozil walk out and captain games I won't be too embarrassed.

Jej

Reminder that he and Mertesacker managed to help Szczesny win a golden glove.

So what will the back four look like for Arsenal now? Are you buying another CB?

Is that Ruben Dias cunt good? Only seen him a couple times

How many trophies did that partnership produce?

>Are you buying another CB?

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If he's coming to Arsenal, we stick to the script: "he's a great prospect, best signing this window probably". Then we go on YT and see if he's got any highlights.

Weak captain
Losers mentality
Well past his prime
Should’ve left with Wenger, good riddance.

2 FA cups i think? I think one of them they didnt play together

Dani Alves || Welcome to Arsenal 2019 |\ Skills and Goals 1080p HD

Arshavin could've been so much better, one of the few players who actually got fucked over by Wegner

This year reminds me of year 2011 and 2012

We signed a lot of players, but bunch of them were basic

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He got fat so he didnt get played

lads, all the good things the window brought us until now will be for naught if no top class CB arrives.

Serious talk for a sec.

Is there any hope for us? Any at all?

Believe in Ceballos and Pepe to carry the team.

Wait what

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alves-sokratis-holding-tierney
---------torriera-cabellos
------pepe-coutinho-aubameyang
---------------lacazette

martinez, bellerin, upamecano, kola, xhaka, Iwobi, nketiah

chambers, willock, nelson, martinelli, amn, guendouzi

sell monreal, mustafi, özil, elneny, jenkinson

Koscielnys biggest club honour is winning an fa cup lol
Fucking ugly cunt

didn't Alves signed for São Paulo?

Lmao I thought Torreira to Milan was done a month ago. I'm not in the current state of affairs
What went wrong?

>I thought Torreira to Milan was done a month ago

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>people expecting 5 signings
grim yikers

>loan with obligation to buy for another Mustafi
please no

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It’s over

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What CB should we be targeting?
People dont seem to be convinced by rugani aand upcampeno is seemingly too expensive....

me

inn
>coutinho
>ngubu cb
>tierney
OUT
>wanktarian
>iwobshit
>mudsjafi
>el memy
>jenkinson
BASED

>coutinho
I don't really buy the rumours but do we unironically need him? Would you rather not guarantee a CB than dick about with Coutinho

bed time

big day tomorrow

FUCK Arsenal

i just want quality in midfield position. I just want Xhaka as far away from the XI as possible. If he and mustafi doesnt play we will get top 4.

Coutinho

Mertesacker-babby

twitter.com/girondins/status/1158767162640732160

fucking cunt

>sign one of the most hyped up wingers on the market for record fee out of nowhere
>basic
buying that sampdoria duo and fraser would've been basic

Doucoure IN

banter club

wtf we've got a new CB!

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yup

This dude looks like every other black speedy player. Young and raw.
Just like Gervgod

He's a great prospect

Vestergaard, the real Man Mountain

>haha niggers
Funny stuff

Might as well bring back Nordveidt.

Jonathan Tah

Where's the Lord? methinks that picture is definitely lacking TGSTEL (must have been the season >we sent him to juve, eh?)

Aren't Torreira and Xhaka theoretically DMs? Torreira is obviously better going forward, but Arsenal likes to close their eyes and believe that Xhaka is a ~£35mil box to box maestro, a midfield general comprised of steel who should be called the engine that makes Arsenal go (in the book).

haha >>>r/gunners

No signing at midnight? Are your Spanish resources tied up? We need all the Spanish sources we can get to get us the.inside scoop on that French CB who plays in germany.

>Over 5 years ago
Feels like a lifetime ago, lads. Did >we not realize how >good >we had it?

>you now remember bendtner rocking up at juve with his turtleneck
i remember i was working in the emirates when he scored against hull i believe and everyone chanting super nik, still love the spastic cunt

honestly a dick move

If Ozil fucks off to MLS and we get Coutinho I am going to cum

please stop shilling shitcoins on /biz/, jeet. It's getting really obnoxious. Thanks

Pepe is on 90k per week, that is peanuts compared to the shit Mkhi and Ozil are on

Is there any hope?

>Pepe is on 90k per week,
fucking christ no shit

If Ozil fucks off to MLS and we don't get Coutinho I am still going to cum

very true

>still no CB
>window closes TOMORROW

oh shit
time for deadline day shennanigans

reminder that nothing ever happens

Andre Santos tier panic buy incoming

6 hours ago twitter "ITKs" were saying coutinho was off to spurs
4 hours ago they're saying he's coming to arsenal
Fucking hell. Also why the fuck would Tottenham want both coutinho and dybala. They've had a bid accepted for dybala.

supposedly we have a better network with Raul
So i expect to see actual dealing rather than wengers fucking non-sense

Hope I wake up to more news of Ozil to fuck all
would literally be the best bit of business weve done all summer

>that mustafi video on arsenal channel
He ain't going anywhere isn't he?

nope, especially with Koscielny now officially at Bordeaux. He's under contract til 2021, no club wants him either, especially at 90k/week.

can’t really blame other clubs, who would want to buy him and why would be leave since he’ll never get the same big money contract he has at Arsenal now.
Same with Özil.

Just looked at last seasons table again.
>2 points from top 4
>3 straight losses in a row end of season

fuck that is rage enducing

imagine the signings we got if we actually played CL

probably more mutts

The fixture list has been unkind to Arsenal this season. We could easily be 7-8 points off the leaders by the end of September.

holy fuck these fucking retards are actually not signing a defender

Christmas is worse. Could see us easily losing all of them

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>Coutinho IN (on loan)
>Rugani IN (on loan)
>Kościelny OUT (and he even tossed Arsenal jersey on the grass!)
Mixed feeling about this tbqh lads.

A handful of goals is the difference between a net positive goals ratio and not, you know.
Outscoring FC!

Rugani sounds like the Italian Mustafi - no need

Sad thing is, he sounds even worse

you just know we won't get any deal done

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Ha come the fuck on, mate.
All he would need to do to not be worse (and even be considered better) is to not flail his arms like a mong every time he makes a mistake. Look professional about it and it's an upgrade in my books.

dunno lad, this sounds very bad

sounds really bad in fact, might just need a bit confidence though and who knows maybe he’ll come good just like Kosc did.
Thing is he won’t get any leeway in the premiership and surely not enough time to build up some confidence once the pacy Ngubus come rushing in.

Welp.
Up until recently, I'd say mental midgets OUT, for obvious reasons, but I am still unsure whether Emery can resolve a guy like that. I mean, 38 games as a CB and not a single yellow? Impressive even for Italy.
There's young lad Guendouzi whose entrance to the team was pretty good and he didn't burn out early on like a certain someone. On the other hand, the team collapsed later last season, so maybe Rugani won't be an improvement over anyone.
Tough shit.

can USA FC afford to pay a fee for ozil? how much did they pay for rppney?

please miss may i please have a crumb of centre back

no

twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1159042431431651328

holy shit.. Raul did it

lads i miss rosicky who do you miss

I thought I did everything right lads...

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Cazorla

Good dude, no doubt, but not so much soccer player.

In order of importance, ascending:
Poldi
Wojtek
Arteta
RvP
Cesc
Cazorla

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b r i t i s h c o r e

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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He'll be replaced by Mgongo from Ligue 1

We are losing a lot of bodies in defence

James Olley: Talks ongoing between Arsenal and Juve for Rugani but Italian team holding out for £40m

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incoming Mustafi 2.0 on higher transfer fee

Is the Wenger Era officially over?

Everton have bid £30mil for Iwobi. [
@talkSPORT
]

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wow big if true

kek, if there is even a modicum of truth there
take it and run

YES

>Jenko finally fuckoff
holy fricking based

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Too low, won't be accepted. No winger/creativity depth ad getting rid of a cheap useful acadmy product?

Not happening. Take Micky.

we have saka,emile smith rowe and nelson for depths on the wings and no way they would pay mickys wages

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>someone actually made this
cringe

Everton have made a shock £30m move for Arsenal’s Alex Iwobi.

Everton’s offer, understood to be an initial £25m with the rest made up of add-ons, has been rejected by Arsenal. [
@AdrianJKajumba
]

i want at least 35 - 40 mil desu

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Who this?

>unproven youth products will be good enough over a versatile senior first team member and starting international

Are you actually retarded

a hot babe

Name?

Don't respond to Iwogbi "fans" they're just trying to get a reaction from you.

Emma Ellingsen

>unproven youth vs proven flop
Thanks for making the choice easy.
Old shitters out.

Thoughts on this French lad?

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Bite their fucking hand off.

Everton bid 30 mill for Iwobi!!!!

Jenkinson out confirmed? Based, how many more defenders can we sell by 5pm tomorrow?

>Jenkinson out confirmed?


yes

>2nd most assists in the team
>flop
>free
>low wages

or

>kids from academy who can't score or assist

As per others, Everton £30m bid for Alex Iwobi rejected. Made to Arsenal today & knocked back. Expected to return with improved offer but likely need £40m+ to be accepted. 23yo not agitating but would go if deal agreed. #EFC interest recent & is in addition to Wilfied Zaha #CPFC

Scenes if Raul manages to scam Everton for £40m. He's literally almost cleared out apl the deadwood from the club.
Absolute based man

alright arsene m8?

BASED. what are neverton even doing this window. the madmen

Except Iwobi isn't deadwood. The only players better than Iwobi in our whole squad are Auba, maybe Lacazette and maybe Pepe. That's it. 40m isn't enough if Zaha is 80m plus. Iwobi is useful both offensively and defensively, EMery rates him and he won't be sold for that shit fee.

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>Except Iwobi isn't deadwood.
t. Kelechi

He only provides marginal contribution and continues to fail to learn how to finish. If you can get 40m+ for him, it's time to cash in.

>don’t want to sell a player who gets like 3 goals and 2 assists a season for 30m

Cringe

One Iwogbi please

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Hleb couldn't finish. Iniesta couldn't finish. Xavi couldn't finish. How many goals does Kroos get? Modric? Finishing is not his job.

Got 8 assists and had 11 xA if Auba didn't always miss sitters. Has tutned up in multiple big games, vs Chelsea (2x) Liverpool.

Yet another long-serving Arsenal player who shows nothing but contempt for the club the moment he's out of the door. Why is it that so many players from the Emirates era harbour so much resentment towards the club?

Not sure if iwobi is expected to get better in coming years, but if he is - DON'T sell him to neverton
Cheers lads

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Talking about Mick O’Taryan, you numpty.

>Finishing is not his job.

Yes it is, he's a forward. He doesn't have the technique let alone the IQ to be a creative midfielder.

Would 100% rather sell one of these other frauds instead of Iwobi.

£40mil for iwobi and then bid £80mil for Upamecano.

Successful Window closed

>Xavi couldn't finish
he could

>finally find a buyer for shitwobi
>retards ITT suddenly want to keep him

When does the German transfer window close?

/arse/ is filled with rival fans la

Seriously fuck rugani if it means obligation to buy. At least if we get no one there will be no financial waste

september 2

So we can still sign that Leipzig lad even when the English transfer window is shut?

nope, english clubs have to register their players by august 8, but german clubs can still sign players from english clubs until september 2.

Fug

Why do people think if you sell a player then the money is there to be spent? It gets pocketed

Iwobi is still pretty shit, but tbqh I've thought the wing was the wrong position for him for a while now. He cant cross and when he gets chances he wastes them. Feel like in a 10 role he would cope better, both in the chances he got (he can score but just fucks up one on ones and tap ins) and the balls he can make (iwobi seems to find the hardest through balls the easiest passes).

basically he is shit and he should fuck off

>nig on the 10

No he isn't, he's a midfielder, that is where he played at U21, where Wenger played him when Ozil wasn't playing in cup games, and where he plays for Nigeria. Also, how does he not have the technique? Explain, because that's bullshit.

Really? Post his stats for Barca then.

i hate whenever counter attack involved him he always stopped near penalty box and just backpass like a coward

>actually defending Iwobi
come on lads

Sources at Arsenal insist Ruagni that he will not be joining.

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We can still sell players after 8th of august, just not buy any

based schizo transfer window

>Koscielny gone
>Jenko gone
>Iwobi looks like is going
>Miki and Özil are still here
Common Raul, you can do it. I would like Coutinho, but someone like Süle is needed more.

the youth mate

Its a Nice way to weed out tve retards. Its Also very obvious that one guy here is nigerian living in the UK

>who is messi
>who is ronaldo
>who is ronaldinho

Ultimately Iwogbi fans sabotaged themselves. By encouraging the adoption of the mutt system, Arsenal were eventually forced to push that ideology to a higher aspiration in which he doesn't have a definite role.

In the Turk system, through symbiosis, the team was able to utilize his skills in specific scenarios that made him look better than he really was, but the mutt system forces him to be judged in more absolute terms, (how fast he can run, how well he can dribble etc.) and he just comes up short in all those categories.

Let this be a lesson to everyone: it's unlikely that you as an individual will benefit from the muttification of your environment.

>no CB signing imminent
FUCK

I see Mustafi is hiding in the broom cupboard at London Colney to avoid being sold then

>becoming a selling club to EVERTON

Kek, its not like Iwobi is some washed up loser like Walcott this time. He has plenty of potential to become elite. Wasted at Arsenal, the shit club for fags.

>t. O'labayo O'motunde

Fun fact: Iwobi briefly lived in Turkey as a child and is the nephew of Fenerbahce legend Jay Jay Okocha. I suspect he has very strong Turk symbiosis.

>refusing to sell Gervinho 2.0 for 30M

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>I see a great future for this club under the current manager and coaching staff, and I look forward to seeing this unfold. As for now, I’ll take my seat back in the stand, as a fan, with the rest of you. With love, jenko.

Holy shit.

Ornstein just retweets quicker people now. He's shit.

F

>it's a tranny
Fuck this gay world, they're getting too convincing

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I think people confuse a lack of technical skill (which Iwobi has) with a lack of decisiveness. Iwobi has a decent rage of passing, can dribble quite well, has the ability to go past people and has a solid shot. His problem is he seems to take to long to make up his mind as to what he should do, by which point he's lost all his options and has to pass the ball into the midfield. I agree about him needing to be played centrally though, as a wide player I don't think his game has involved since he broke into the team.

god damn it jenko, stop making me sad

>has the ability to go past people

Barely. He's not quick and 9 times out 10 he stops dribbling when a defender runs in front of him.

Do we have any hope?

lmao, you've obviously never watched him play then. Stop posting any time.

twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1159028153840541696?s=19

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They are also looking to tie up a deal for Celtic left-back Kieran Tierney, who could also play as a makeshift centre-back. [
@JamesOlley
]

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gonna nap

this club is dumb

hes a future ball on door prospect

>who could also play as a makeshift centre-back

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Why do you gain from lying?

>tierney-monreal CB

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3.1 dribbles pg 1.6 successful %0% success rate same as zaha

go away

50%* success rate

zaha attempts 4 dribbles pg though

wenger out

>The Bacary Sagna role

Sounds good

reminder that xhaka and monreal are also legit centre backs

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just get coutinho then for fucks sake

>sign coutinho on loan BUT as a CB

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>rejecting 30m for Iwobi
he's not even worth 10m wtf

Only a true fool can't see that Iwobi is one for the future. We already led Da Ox go for a fraction of his value today, lets not make the same mistake again here.

People seem to be saying iwobi sale would make us go all out for upamecano

I have very little hope left by 2019, but if we don't bring in any defenders we're fucked because theyve moved people on.

Ox was shit and iwobi is better but still shit. Both are mid table tier players. Ziyech is way better than both and costs 40m.

Ziyech literally missed an open goal and cost Ajax that game vs Spurs single-handedly. Would fit in perfectly at Arsenal as Spurs' bitches.

FUCK OFF WITH THAT PERMA CROCK SHITTER LB AND SIGN A CB, AHHHHHHHH

b-but we can play him as a CB so he can be a perma crock shitter CB user!!!!!

So sick of you "he has potential/ one for the future" mongoloids. A player like Iwobi does not improve. He is too stupid to correct anything in his game (he acknowledged his weaknesses in instagram posts and, big surprise, nothing got better).
You cannot learn technique. You cannot learn spatial awareness. He is not lacking confidence, he is lacking a brain and talent. The same goes for shitters elsewhere on the pitch like Mustafi.

The insistence from Arsenal fans that players can improve to get us where is mind numbing. So many times I've seen shit like "well if Theo has 20+ goals season", "if kolasinac can improve his defending", "if Ozil can improve his work rate", "if xhaka irons out his mistakes". Tell me, when has that ever happened? These players are shit for life, and your wishful thinking just because we wont sign the right replacements is foolish

amen

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100% this
also Willock already looks better than Iwobi.

Watford have signed Welbz

Yea I was actually pretty surprised watching him in pre season. Way more commanding than I assumed he would be.
Based serb bro

>mfw we sell iwobi, sign zaha for £80m and get no new centre back

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L’Equipe reporting that David Luiz is seeking to force a move to Arsenal and talks advanced

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Please no. Please fucking no. Anything but shitter rejects from other clubs. Aren't we past this lads?

Want him just for the Guendouzi memes.

>Umtiti
>Luiz
NONONONONO

wtf

>Mustafi - Luiz pairing
Will arsenal be the first team to lose every away league match in a season by 7-1?

From Upamecano to Rugani to David Luiz, end me

We'll score at least 3 every match.

Xhaka - Guendouzi
Kolasinac- Luiz - Mustafi - AMN

Arsenal will concede a goal every 10 minutes on average with this line up. 9 will be because of their own error

David Luiz is a good defender, don't fall for the memes.

He's 32

>Mustafi-Luiz blaming each other when we concede

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youtu.be/cw-mTmCh5jU

>simultaneous hands thrown up in the air
Bernd Leno will off himself

rather sign Luiz than fucking no one

Looks like banter's back on the menu, boys!

>matt law
>As per reports from France, I'm told David Luiz refused to train with Chelsea today and wants to move to Arsenal. I don't think Arsenal have made a formal bid yet

What did Edu say to him?

I stopped training years ago with the same goal in mind but Arsenal never bid for me either ;_;

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luiz + zaha is happening

Luis Saha?

tweet btw
twitter.com/Matt_Law_DT/status/1159119278681010181

Why can't that Leipzig lad do the same?

We're about to sign three completely mental players for no reason, I can feel it.

because Arsenal are shit nowadays and have no CL football to offer.

Unai Emery to Sky: "We tried to sign some important and expensive players for our defence. When we cannot do that second level players do not give us [the desire to sign that]. We are going to try to sign a centre-back."

Club sources claim Upamecano and Rugani pursuit over.

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>I know remember young me playing fifa 07, signing Saha, playing on amateur and becoming top scorer with 80+ goals

>Club sources claim Upamecano and Rugani pursuit over.
good.

Dat Guy went to Watford, they're going to fuck us up even more than usual now.

This season will be the Mustafi redemption arc, he's going to show everyone why he's a WC winner.

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Arsenal have been shit since Pires left

this. i'm off to the pub to get completely off me lips and when i check me phone tomorrow afternoon arsenal will've done a mad1

When's the deadline tomorrow?

5 i think

Mustafi here, I won't

>can’t defend for shit
>linked with 3 CB’s who also can’t defend for shit

glad arse aren't giving up rowe for that defender
Rowe is gonna be a star and sold for 100m+

kek

David Ornstein
@bbcsport_david
·
24s
David Luiz is among options Arsenal working on for centre-back - delicate but not for 1st time (see 31/01/18) #AFC keen. Kieran Tierney remains a target, Eddie Nketiah still deciding but likely Leeds, Alex Iwobi will happen IF Everton make suitable offer #EFC #LUFC #CFC #CelticFC

oh shit it's actually real

:D

Time for some deadline day madness.

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Joke club.

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FUCK

can we PLEASE not get a second Mustafi without offloading the first?

buckling up

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>mfw Arsenal get 50 million for Iwobshit
got no reaction image fitting enough for such daylight robbery

Offloading iwogbi and buying zaha would actually be a good deal desu

goddamn

imagine getting Pepe and Zaha in this window

I'm chubbing

>emery quote
>even the bit in brackets makes no sense

David luiz is not an upgrade

depressing stuff

Ready to concede lots of goals?

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David Luiz and Papa

are we just trying to go for the most yellow/red cards this season?

I feel for Leno.

>David Luiz and Mustafi cb pairing
Please no

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It's fine if we still outscore them by 1 :)

>Alex Iwobi will happen IF Everton make suitable offer #EFC #LUFC #CFC #CelticFC
Yes please

It's all so tiresome

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What a turn around from Upamecano
To david luiz

the most Arsenal transfer ever

what if we sell Iwobi tonight and buy that RB nog ?

I pray for that senpai

Iwobi isn't good enough for this team and I really hope Everton pays out their asscrack for him

24 hours until the window closes

Honestly I'd rather we didn't bring any CB in this window than David Luiz

No way Everton will go over 30m, that is already way too much for him

>isn't good enough for this team
>this team
It's time you actually took a look at this team.

>another chelshit agent after we finally get rid helmet cunt
please no

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Fuck all this. Just drop the £92m on Dayot.

Can't we just recall Saliba?

the worst thing is, I'm pretty sure we're going to spend over 15 mil for a 32 year old shitty defender

you'd rather play him to make the team worse?

Playing him doesn't make the team worse, the team is terrible.

Barring a late u-turn Eddie Nketiah is heading to Leeds ahead of Bristol City. Expected to move to Elland Road on loan from Arsenal. #lufc #bristolcity #afc #Arsenal

>Arsenal left-back Dominic Thompson is currently undergoing a medical at Brentford after both clubs agreed a ‘nominal fee’.

slightly less terrible without him = ok with me if Everton wants to pay above $40 mil

no, part of the deal is that they can't

Why? Those 40 million aren't going into your pocket. They aren't going into a good transfer either. At best it's going to be wasted on a shit expensive player.

$40 for Iwobi so we can reinvest in defense? what the fuck?

Why the fuck would you keep holding on to him so he can depreciate in value?

Zaha just handed in a transfer request. Fuck defending. Sign him up.

or reinvest in someone who plays better than him, how the fuck is this a bad thing? What the fuck is your plan on bettering the team? Hold on to all the shit players we have?

Iwobi to everton
Couthino to arsenal
Imagine

Auba laca
Pepe ceballos coutinho

We either win 5-4 or loose 6-5

>people defending a 40m Iwobi sale on essentially deadline day when this thread shits on him for the other 364 days of the year

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Iwobi + cash for Zaha? Get it done Raul.

what I meant was criticizing
sorry it's early

>tfw now Martinez is our longest serving player
>tfw I literally just realised he's our #2 keeper and we're keeping it that way

YIKES
I
K
E
S

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fucking this

David Luiz didn’t take part in 1st team training with Chelsea today. He was at their Cobham base + didn’t refuse to do anything, but wasn’t with main group. Frank Lampard will comment on situation at pre-Man Utd news conference on Friday. 32yo under contract until 2021

>32yo
no thanks

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100% agree
Would rather lean on Chambers/Holding

Luiz is a washed up unreliable shit who we will 100% certainly overpay for.
And for what? 1 year of semi-good service at best?

By riding the bench.

I really hope Mustafi can redeem himself this season

Just fucking sign Vestergaard ffs i'm tired of this manlets and shitters ruining everything at the back.

We need a black CB

Hahahaha banter FC

>Sokratis
walking foul machine
>Mustafi
shit
>Holding
one knee
>Chambers
shit
>Luiz
shit
>Medley
shit
>Xhaka
shit

If Nketiah gets sold, who is going to be second-choice striker? John-Jules? Martinelli? Laca/Auba can't play every single game, they'll fucking die.

We become Liverpool circa 2016

Nketiah is getting loaned not sold, can you not read

Lacashit
Pepe
Martinelli

CAM ON ARSENAL SIGN SUM FACKIN NON SHIT PLAYERS

Ozil

Auba --- Laca --- Pepe

--- Flopzil --- Mikhi ----

----------Luiz-----------------

Kola --- Sokra --- Musta ---- Bellendo

----- Leno ----

>mkhi

This team has been disappointing me for more than 20 years now. When will they get world class players?

Saka

I got a bad feeling about this

>reinvest
Have you paid attention to this club this past decade? They'll overpay on absolute shit like Mustafi or not buy anything.

I got a good feeling

@AntonioCorsa
says 'Juve are actually preparing to announce Rugani's departure to Arsenal, so it is unlikely to be false news.'

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Better than Luiz t b h f a m a l a n

>Oldreal - Mustafi - Mustafi Jr. - AMN
kill
me

>Mavropanos
?

perma injured

I was expecting gary cahill at the start of the window. this is a good signing. don't pretend otherwise.

YOu claimed Iwobi had a decent shot for fck sake. How many goals does the Ngubu have? He is SHIT

on loan or full sale?

He's also 6'3". Not the tallest man mountain like Vestergaard 6'6", but not a manlet either

Lads, my fiancee is calling off the wedding so all I have left is this eternal thread and you bastards.

Hope we get a CB before the window closes.

you should be glad, marriage hardly works out.

Guardian: David Luiz hoping to join Arsenal after sitting out Chelsea training. Chelsea likely to ask for £20m


>20 mil for a awful 32 defender

She made the right choice, welcome lad

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Reminder with half the team currently unfit or injured, at the moment we are likely to start with something like the following on Sunday

Auba
Nelson ghostzil Shittertaryan
Xhakshit Willock
Mongreal Shitbers Greek AMN
Leno

Yeah, from a literally who to a former Brazil captain.

was looking forward to this season too

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Easy 2-1 defeat to Newcastle

>another season with sunday and monday fixtures only
Stop this.

this, love saturday mornings when I can watch Arse play but sunday mornings can fuck off, and mondays can really fuck off

just move to Europe

Maybe if they still had based Rafa. Steve Bruce is at the wheel.

>Monreal and AMN at the wing backs

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Tottenham have reached a club-to-club agreement with Real Betis to sign midfielder Giovani Lo Celso. #THFC hope to complete deal for 23yo Argentina international before deadline. Talks to sign 19yo Fulham left-back Ryan Sessegnon ongoing, transfer set to be completed on Thur #FFC

MUST BE NICE

>Iwobi, Mustafi, Elneny going for 65m
>Ozil gone in Jan saving 9m in wages
>Not spunking 90m on random black defender

Good window desu, just need to find a buyer for Xhaka and Micky in Jan/next summer

twitter.com/antoniocorsa/status/1159140084828057600?s=21

Rugani che l'Arsenal

Maybe he'll come good?

Mustafi was a good player in Italy, Rugani is a reject

don't see us cracking 5m for mkhitaryan desu

Apparently Leipzig are holding out for Emilie Smith rowe, They want him on a permanent basis

If this means we get their CB hand him over to them right now.

really hope Ozil comes to America if he's shit in the first 5 months. getting rid of his wages would be fucking superb
they can eat shit

Upeamecano is not worth the 60m with or without ESR

Could probably get Orban for Leipzeg for half the price and he is actually experienced at the top level

>Dharmesh Sheth (Sky): “I’ve just received a text from a very reliable source of mine & they’ve told me in the past few minutes that they expect Kieran Tierney & David Luiz to be Arsenal players before the deadline tomorrow.”

Orban would be vastly better

Sigh

>Upeamecano is not worth the 60m
How many players are actually worth their real value these days?

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RAUL OUT!

Well, there's always next season I guess

brb, just going to go shoot myself in both kneecaps

>a broken LB that won't play for weeks and a washed up Chelsea defender

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Lots of players out their who are better, more experienced and cheaper they just don't have a higher perceived ceiling, whatever that is

A back 4 with Bellerin as the most experienced player is clearly a bad idea

Literally should have just signed Cahill on a free last week
Probably VanDijk since he was on a 6 year contract with Southampton

At this point we just need any sort of huge lump that can sit down back. Feel like there's got to be players in the Championship who are much better than Luiz and won't cost as much.

>Dayotchanculle Oswald Upamecano
Don't fall for the strong black Frenchmen CB meme.
You can pick some youngster in some French second division club & he'll be at the same level.
Just like Zagadou.

omg

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new thread

>Kola --- Sokra --- Musta ---- Bellendo

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