/trans/ SLABHEAD Edition

WHERES MY SIGNINGS REEEE

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Walker was more than AWB

Wasn't Kyle Walker more expensive than Bissaka?

Something's off about the picture...

most of the fees here are wrong

Its are fookin year la
12th here we come.

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meme/shitshow season incoming lads

>other thread is literally not even at 500 posts
the absolute state of /trans/

>sky sports

and mbrappe is the only one to live up to his price tag

No, the meme season will be when City gets banned from Europe and goes on a perfect 114 point league run

...

transfermarkt.com/aaron-wan-bissaka/profil/spieler/477758

I'm pretty sure that's not Mendy in the picture.

imagine paying 200 euros for nermeme let alone 200 million of them

Sky Sports are the boomers of the sports conglomerates

BT Sport are innovative, modern, they put highlights of events on Youtube mere minutes after they are aired.

Meanwhile Sky produce dated, tired, inaccurate content and are greedy jews

Qatar paid 300m(EUR) for him. 220m was his release clause from Barcelona and 80m to be a Qatar WC Representative

dembele the only good player

Pick one to save United's midfield

1. Dybala
2. Eriksen
3. Bruno Fernandes

Is this shopped?

Mate, we're in the Age of Rooney, dontcha know.

no

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Ferland Mendy

Any pacy mixed race kids with triple barrel surnames in the JLINGZ mold going?

>need CB
>get coutinho on loan
going spare rn

Eriksen is better than Fernandes and Dybala doesn't want to come so I pick Eriksen.

>Leeds United have come on strong in the race to sign Arsenal forward Eddie Nketiah on loan.

It should be Benjamin Mendy...

all 3

Maguire's head looked kinda small, thought someone was making a joke of it

Literally half a dozen sources saying they're not doing it. Come on man.

HAPPENING
HAPPENING

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coutinho

I'm not sure what you're point here is?

>spuds panicking like crazy because no signings
>"hijacks" arsenals loan move for couninho even though it was all a smoke screen
>end up signing some trash player for 40m on loan for a year

arsenal doing wonders in this market.

Eriksen. It’s time to start buying the best in England instead of shit from the continent.

b rodgers back in the prem

>MOST OVER-PRICED TRANSFERS

1. NEYMAR TO PSG - £109.80M
Transfer fee: £199.80m
Actual valuation: £90.00m

2. OUSMANE DEMBELE TO BARCELONA - £82.80M
Transfer fee: £112.50m
Actual valuation: £29.70m

3. KEPA ARRIZABALAGA TO CHELSEA - £54.00M
Transfer fee: £72.00m
Actual valuation: £18.00m

4. JOAO FELIX TO ATLETICO MADRID - £50.40M
Transfer fee: £113.40m
Actual valuation: £63.00m

5. PHILIPPE COUTINHO TO BARCELONA - £49.50M
Transfer fee: £130.50m
Actual valuation: £81.00m

6. VIRGIL VAN DIJK TO LIVERPOOL - £49.19M
Transfer fee: £76.19m
Actual valuation: £27.00m

7. AYMERIC LAPORTE TO MANCHESTER CITY - £36.00M
Transfer fee: £58.50m
Actual valuation: £22.50m

8. NEYMAR TO BARCELONA - £34.38M
Transfer fee: £79.38m
Actual valuation: £45.00m

9. HARRY MAGUIRE TO MANCHESTER UNITED - £33.30M
Transfer fee: £78.30m
Actual valuation: £45.00m

10. GARETH BALE TO REAL MADRID - £32.40M
Transfer fee: £90.90m
Actual valuation: £58.50m

>finally someone makes an offer for coutinho
>it's penny pinching spoors
fuck

Arsenal's window cannot be considered anything other than a failure until they sign 2 high quality CB

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I would've thought united would have like 4/5 of these desu

saliba has already signed
upamecano soon

Lads. I have to say /trans/ is the best thread across both 4channel and Yea Forums
Through all its ups and downs

>Actual valuation
what people are willing to pay

It was, until halal spent more on Ferland

Saliba is so shit hes been loaned back to saint etienne capoue

>low balls you
yes you will enjoy this

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Is that why Spurs offered offer OVER what Arsenal offered and still didn't get him because the player went 'fuck no'?

baased

thatcher

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because he's 18 you dimwit. tottenham were literally begging for his signature and offered more money but he rejected them. he is a highly rated defender.

>2. OUSMANE DEMBELE
>Actual valuation: £29.70m
his current valuation is 100m

>Don Balon: Liverpool to make late push for Sporting CP Fernandes. Player loves Klopp but needs to be convinced of playing time

>Actual valuation

First game of my season tonight lads.Have been working hard on the fitness so hoping i am ahead of the lads. Playing the team who finished second in the league last season.
Wish me luck

Good luck lad. Do it for /trans/.

post boots

Good luck lad

>Actual valuation

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Smash the cunts. Give them a TSU. You know the drill.

>qt leaves liverpool just to come back to the premier league a year later for a significantly worse team
poor lad

autism

I said Arsenal need 2 CBs
You fags reply and say they have signed 1 and one is coming.
1 is not even going to fucking play for Arselel and the other wont sign because Arse can't afford to spend £70m on a CB

you fucking retards your defence (which is catastrophically shit) is currently weaker than last season with Kosc being gone

>6. VIRGIL VAN DIJK TO LIVERPOOL - £49.19M
>Transfer fee: £76.19m
>Actual valuation: £27.00m

If anything, his value has DOUBLED since joining Liverpool. Best defender in the world.

Who are aftv playing tonight?

Ferland was 48, while Benjamin was over 50. It still is.

Arsenal know that. You'd have to be some kind of spectrum dweller to not think they won't sign SOMEONE, anyone, to address selling Koscielny, selling Jenkinson and potentially selling Mustafi

>limmyposting
based
>phoneposting
cringe

Vamos! Vamos!

lads, what did they mean by this?

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ship coutinho off to italy i say

good luck

not an arsenals upporter you utter cunt, you said that the player they signed was so shit he was loaned back and I said oh is that why spurs wanted him, because, you know, he's shit? how the fuck did you get from that im an arselel supporter?

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thanks lads
just wear plain black predators. nothing flash

is this real

>spurs wanted him, because, you know, he's shit?
yes?

I guess Alisson is shit then. Going by their own logic.

it actually is

however liverpool won the story of the shootout

no

fucking kek

liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-exposed-man-citys-fatal-16703862

I wish it were

right, glad we sorted this out.

winning on pens after you were royally battered every which way for the entire second half is a hollow victory

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Alisson literally is shit though hes a walking blunder

All three

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>liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-exposed-man-citys-fatal-16703862

? read the third line you fuckin fool

never change loserpool

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honestly never heard of Joao Felix.

interesting

for me, personally, the best penalties are the ones that go in the net, controversial i know

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City literally shat on them first half. Liverpool improved second half but City were the far superior team

But they were battered in the first half. So what?

>West Ham have signed Portugal Under-19s defender Goncalo Cardosa from Boavista for a reported £2.7m.

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no

what do you mean, it's right there

>/trans/
>is actually just about the transfers of 4 or 5 clubs

Fuckinghell the absolute state of Liverpoo

any updates on the windows to the city of liverpool transfer?

it's the official and best way to find out which are the big clubs

normal clubs do their business over the summer not on the last day

for me, its Mesut Ozil

what's your point?

norwich are apparently in the prem this season

Is everything in Liverpool this deluded?

Pending until Liverpool can sort out its roads
liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/amateur-road-repair-covered-manhole-16703935

Fuckinghell lad the absolute state of you

4. Danny Drinkwater

pukki bruh

These "actual" values make sense, no club would sell a young player or potentially world class player for that little

Hell with Laporte City just paid his release clause and Bilbao almost never sell for less

Liverpool are a fucking joke

Watch the game before you actually make retarded comments like this

Isn't De Ligt 65+tips?

Liverpool brought on 5 subs before they took control of the game lol

seething

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Are you illiterate?

>posts Man Utd’s Rachel Riley

Just read everyone else pointing out why you're a retard
I'm not seething, I'm laughing at how Liverpool fans still think they have a chance of winning the league

Are all united fans this cute?

>Liverpool fans desperately scramble to try and prove their relevant in the premier league

What the fuck are yous talking about, lads? It's literally not bloody there.

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rachel has scouse spirit

What position and role, in FM18 terminology, do you play?

>Buyern interested in signing joe willock
who wouldnt be, they can get fucked

Coping this hard

God damn I hate that jew fuck.

what's she captain of haha

SEETHE
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>the absolute state: the post
absolute state of you, ngl

Literally who?

>FM18

>coutinho decides to snub liverpool, arsenal and united in favour of spurs
>first triple snub recorded in history
BASED

I play CM (dunno if thats a FM position, I know it is in FIFA). I play alongside our captain who's pretty mouthy, hes more of an all action player I'm a bit more calm, keep the ball moving, try to always pass forward

Do you think he could fill in at left back?

‘snub’
more like no one wanted that shitter and only Tottenham are desperate enough to sign him.

how can you snub anybody when the first three weren't interested and Spurs being linked is nothing other than speculation?

she can be captain of my dick if she wants to, ngl

>Juventus and Real Madrid are both unable to meet Manchester United’s €150m valuation for Paul Pogba. He is likely to stay for at least one more season.

listening to dido

CM would be your position so you’re halfway there but each position has a variety of roles.
Sounds like your captain is a box to box type while you’re a deep lying playmaker with the support duty? Am I correct? What system/formation does your team use?

It was there, it's been edited after social media got a hold of the stupidity written there

i play as an enganche in the 10th tier

Are you more of a Vieira or Gilberto Silva man?

it's not edited, scroll down
he's just pretendin to be retarded

It's not been removed, it's good old >inspect element

>i-it was there, I-I p-promise
kek, lad. the absolute state o you

Don’t tell me you unironically bought 19

>ABLs actually hallucinating the existence of a line they're so mad
lmao

inspect element aka the virgin's photoshop

>believing screencaps
>not just clicking a link

WE'RE GONNA GET FUCKING COUTINHO

BASED

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guys, your clubs were snubbed, no need to make a scene about it, nobody cares about your hurt overinflated egos
behave like adults, take the loss and move on

FM19 > FM18
in every conceivable way

clicking on echo links funds terrorism

BASED

for me it was the grid in fm2011 where danny wilson was the literal goat

we play 4-3-3 I am not a deep lying playmaker we have a dedicated DM and me and the captain play further forward. If I were to describe our midfield play style by likening us to players it would be like this (we are obviously shit compared to these)

Captain: Ander Herrera (loud, buzzing all over, technically decent, good stamina)

DM: Gueye (black, fit as fuck and pretty lithe so gets around a lot. Not the most technically great but usful

Me: Rabiot (My mum is a cunt kek only joking. Skinny fairly technically decent, prefer to look for more forward passes

Generally our team is ok, we finished 5th in a 18 team league last season.

ngl, I clicked the link and still couldn't see it

I have them all mate as I'm not a poorfag nonce.

football manager is the biggest waste of time out of all the laptop games

It's right in the beginning, pay attention

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>I rate Coutinho

kek

but the occasional bloot

Where?

>It actually is real
Only Liverpool can win the UCL and still be beyond pathetic

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youtu.be/w-29kuEAAUg

>his club's league transfer deadline ends in August
>8th of August

Grim.

>better penalties
>almost assists
looking forward to more stats like this in the upcoming season

P
J
A
G
S

>AANNDDD YOU'LLL NEEEVEERR WAALLK ALLO-
Thanks for the memory Jags

kek Liverpool fans are actually a disgrace

greater manchester police have been put on high alert after critical levels of seethe have been detected across the region

HAHAHAHAHAHAH
try harder scousers
You lot aren’t fucking SEETHING RIGHT NOW

Let's talk instead about how Everton will be winning the window once again after we sign Zaha and Doucoure on Thursday

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almost assists was an americlap united customer i think

Is this to do with the class of 92 pumping unsustainable millions into Salford while watching Bury and Bolton on their knees and doing nothing

Learn inspect element
It might save your life one day

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reports coming in of L12 being declared a unesco world heritage site and area of outstanding natural beauty

Please do not associate me with Liverpool supporters

>letting Vlašić go

you lost this window la

still need at least one more centre back though, surely

>this maximum denial

>Coutinho arriving in Miami with FC Barcelona

>asked by Football London whether he had touched base with Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy over transfers, Pochettino responded: "No, he's in Miami and I didn’t have the opportunity to talk to him."

He never wanted to be at Everton thanks to Big Sam, wouldn't have worked if he stayed.
Gbamin is a CB/CDM, we have cover there.

youtu.be/RDHLqu4R5AM

Oh okay doc sounds like you’re actually. Deep lying playmaker. The DLP is not exclusive to the DM position. If you are punching passes forward in the CM position but don’t push as forward and run all over as much you’re the transitionary midfielder in a midfield three, which suits the DLP role quite well. So I would say you’re still a DLP(s) if you liken yourself to a Rabiot type player. Assuming your DM is a proper ball winning destroyer DM type guy

>better penalties
does this mean alisson is worse than bravo?

How sad is your fucking life? Having all of the FMs? Christ man I only have FM18 it’s my first FM because instead of buying the other FMs I spend my time having sex and washing my penis unlike you

andy burnham has today announced the closure of 26 railway stations in the greater manchester region after a damning national survey declared no one wanted to go there

youtu.be/FR5EThufHr4?t=6

almost assists are already a thing
they're called key passes

Derby already winning

>not having sex while signing regens
fag

Eriksen + 20m incoming

dunno whether these posts are genuine windowless scouse seeth or falsflagging ABLiverpool FC (England)'s

Seems a lot more wanted to go to Manchester this summer than Liverpool who have signed nobody over the age of 13

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I like to tug on and play with my flaccid loose foreskin while my scouts actively look for nice regens during the off
Season from May to July

Is this lad highly rated? Seems the big three would have signed him to their academies if he was.

>Sanjip supports United since 2005
>Buys countless United products instead of feeding his destitute family
>Red Nose retires
>Sanjip starts to worry.jpeg
>Mourinho destroys any hope
>Pep the Blank Check manager hops on the City train
>Sanjip finds his new team

Honestly feel bad for the 100k or so City supporters from Manchester. It’s so blatantly obvious the majority of supporters are former United customers.

barcelona don't want any more midfielders
it's a 25m loan with buy option

>foreskin
>tf
fake and gay

How are the Utd fans gonna make it up for the games?

What role and position would you see yourself playing? I have always thought of myself of a Xhaka type player so a DLP(d) or a regista even if I’m playing with defensive minded CMs ahead of me

trips dont lie

arent half of their midfielders pensioners by now?

>Seems the big three would have signed him
It's possible that Man City, Spurs and Leicester would let one slip through the net now and again

got tickets for the euros lads!!

when you play football manager do you hold pretend press conferences with yourself after the games?

Not all Americans have retarded Christian/Muslim/Jewish families

Dont ever reply to me again virgin

>sky sports saying pochettino is literally begging for coutinho to join

just goes to show how much of a small club they are

it probably means someone reported you, presumably because your posts were rubbish

Me too. Pretty bullshit

some are but they have max midfield overload
and another 30 of them coming from the b team
>rakitic, busi, de jong, aleña, arthur, vidal, rafinha, roberto, ricky pig and other kids

>Not all Americans
>retarded

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what are some snubs we might see in the next couple days?

Poch BEGGING Coutinho to join Spurs
>Poch: p-please Philipe, if Eriksen go, we want to make the cow go high with you
>Coutinho: no

Dybala snubbing United for the third time

Yeah. Whenever I play soccer down at the field I like to kick the ball by myself and pretend to be a pundit on Sky or BT who is copiously praising the tactical genius of my manager on my FM saves. I talk in a british accent and sometimes throw in a French or yugo accent if I’m trying to be Henry or le tissier while praising my own team and tactics in my FM save

So is Bale and James leaving? And Asensio ruled out for the rest of the season? Wtf are they going to do?

Good luck m8, you're blessed with trips

Tbh why wouldn’t Coutinho want to go to spurs?

All players dream of winning nothing with Pochettino's Spurs

Levy will make him buy season tickets for the cheese club at the new stadium

United snubbed him
also snubbed Neymar la

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1. Pride. Taking a loan to Spurs only shows that his move to Barca hasn't worked out.
2. Why move to Spurs when you could potentially move to someone like Bayern who are in the market for attacking players?
3. Spurs are shit.

>le tissier
>yugo
did you mean billic or something?

Just because we are retarded doesn’t mean we are circumcised. do not ever assume I’m mutilated again Ahahaha haha holy shit imagine if someone had their foreskin cut off my fucking god just imagine surely no one in this thread is mutilated like that??

Nerman is such a dickhead, I'm glad he's not in the Prem

he's on 250 a week

Yeah. Slaven billic, i was trying to remember his name but i couldn’t so I just threw in another frog. Billic in my own mind is the most critical of my FM saves while Ian Wright praises me the most

happy for you lad I'm just being silly

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this is a complete misrepresentation of their talks
it was more like:
>coutinho, would you like to join a club with such great tradition as spurs?
>yes, mr pooch, but let me first perform a HISTORICAL TRIPLE SNUB on united, arsenal and liverpoo
>lmao
>lol
>hahah you're great phillipe
>I know, and barcelona are a great club too
>yup, mes que un club, best club in the world la
>completely agree, see you soon

not surprising really
the guys ego is embarrassing these days

why do people say nerman is a cunt
what did he do wrong aside from bad approach to the psg transfer

>Not wanting to see Nerman get two footed by some 40 year old League 2 CB in the FA cup

le tissier isn't french though

why does she always hang out with black fellas

plz respond

>frog
have you never heard the man speak?

>Coutinho snubs Liverpool
Pottery

Dive all the time?
Fuck his sister
Believe in god
Just off the top of my head

because she is upper middle class and white but wants to foster a certain image

That would be amazing, but on the other hand, you have to suffer through his antics week in, week out until it happens. Screw that, I wanna watch football

Angel GODmes deserves to start on Sunday

he's a better version of Mata

>mes que un club

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Amerifags just leave /trans/ pls

Greenwood should start instead of Lingard, but hey... we all know it wont happen

Where does he fit in uniteds 4-2-3-1?
Also
Auba
Laca
Peepee
Ozil
Coutinho
How do all them fit?

>Le Tissier
>English

Lingard is obviously less talented than greenwood but he presses well from the front. He also makes very intelligent attacking runs to free space for other players it’s just a shame Rashford and Lukaku kept spaffing them last year

Not quite sure why you're doing this gimmick. Such is the Scatalans ways it is difficult to work out their thought process.

struggling to think of a more cringe line than this

Going out for dinner in central London lads.

BASED POCH PHONED COUTINHO

all Lingard needs do is work hard and he gets in the team
Solskjaer has favourites

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You’ll never walk alone?

1. Doubt this would play a role for him. Barcelona don't want him so he just has to move on.
2. The Bundesliga is boring and who says Bayern wants him? Why don't they buy James if they want that sort of player?
3. Not true. They're probably legitimately the third best team in the PL.

coutinho actually called Poch and begged him to be barca manager

hope youre not paying

We’ve already established this is cringe as fuck and very homosexual

what is this great tradition you speak of, mr pooch

can comfirm where avin' a laff with levy and poch when he called

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...

why are ugly dogs cute

i think thats quite sweet t b h

not sure why you think anybody cares about your opinion
not catalan btw

YNWA is not cringe when done properly
youtube.com/watch?v=FhM5ziYO_Cw

Nah meeting my uncle

Ball winning midfielder master race reporting in.
Can play upfront sometimes because I run a lot and I'm not that at finishing (unless it's a five a side, fuck that).
Can play center back too
Zidane is a cunt and already went too far with Bale. The latter will simply outlive him.
James won't get cucked 5 times by the same guy, he's forcing a move.

Just please hop off my dick Jesus Christ, they still speak French in parts where he’s from. Could I LARP peacefully

>Leaves a great situation at Barcelona where your buddy buddy with Messi because you want to be a star and you're a diva
>Act like a bitch and get dabbed on by Cavani and then Mbappe
>You will never be as good as Messi but now you're under Mbappe's shadow as well
He should just play and be happy he's earning so much, you made your bed now lay on it because at least it's made of money

Gayboy spotted
Ynwa is the cringest thing in football. A bunch of fat northern men singing a song from a musical in order to appear intimidating? Fucking cringe

because they look like human babies

watch the video retard

Any of you lads downloaded and used the Athletic app? Don’t wanna forget to delete and be charged £4.99 for a load of shit

>in order to appear intimidating
its not a fucking haka lad

>A bunch of fat northern men singing a song from a musical in order to appear intimidating?
not really anything to do with intimidation though is it?
ynwa is not sung for you
it's for us

The irony of this post will be lost on you. Have a real hard think about it later tonight.

my football news consists of transfer gossip and scandals
I dont need that website

You nevaaaa ralkkk aronnnneee

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49251887

>Bristol City head coach Lee Johnson has told the other 23 clubs in the Championship that his side will not kick the ball out for an injury.

>The Robins played on when Leeds midfielder Mateusz Klich went down during their game on Sunday. It led to heated scenes on the touchline between the two sides.

Leeds getting BTFO again

you're autistic as hell

>us
Where in Liverpool you from?
Protip: I know you’re not from Liverpool as you own a computer/phone

No that is just what sports fans do

>seething
lmao

love channel 4
love the independent
love Corbyn
love Liverpool FC JFT96 YNWA 6TIMES

Would you say you’re more of BWM on support or defend duty? If you can play CB then you could be a defensive BWM who sits back more to press deeper in his own half.
Do you prefer to play as the BWM in the DM or CM slot?

>coutinho to spurs
the shantytown of liverpoo
OH NO NONO NO

Had it for a year or so

>Dybala confirmed for cover star on Fifa 20
>juve not on Fifa 20

Where’s he going lads? PSG?

love channel 4
love the guardian
don't like corbyn he's killing the labour party
love the reds

Opinion on it?

I read the i newspaper, the sport section is pretty good. What's wrong with it now?

Thoughts on Jonathan Wilson?

i think the last decent thing i watched on channel 4 was the first series of misfits

>What's wrong with it now?
said I love it. learn to read

Anyone here read the Racing Post?

1. You're also forgetting about wage demands. Eriksen's on 90k a week. If they replace Eriksen with Coutinho, they're spunking atleast an extra 140k a week on a player. With the stadium, Spurs don't need that right now. Levy is a shrewd businessman and there's a reason why Pochettino doesn't get much say in the transfers.
2. Why not both?
3. Third best is a tossup. United, Spurs, Chelsea and Arsenal can all lay a claim to it.

whats it about?

Depends innit, I like reading NBA and CFB articles on it, most of the writers they hired for football are just twitter merchants anyway so I wouldn't get it for that, they're still going to tweet the stuff I want them for

Have now listened to the following
- Guardian Football Weekly
- Totally Football Show
- Football Ramble

All pundits bar 1 on all shows say city win the league easy.

It’s over already lads

Do you think Dele will be good again or was this season his true level?

>With the stadium
costing £25m a year we're fine

Derby is now quite literally a retirement home.

What a failure of a club.

Racing

wheres my Squires fix? hope he drew Boris hilariously

with the arrivals of coutinho and bruno, he will be unlocked as kane's sub/backup

get a life

>city win the league easy.
Obviously. As good as Liverpool are, their point tally last season was a gigantic fluke. They won a lot of games through sheer luck.

He will be good again. But I think he would benefit a lot from a move to another club

Getting worse by the week sadly.

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He's like if Lingard was a cunt and had the most punchable face on the planet.

he's clearly a very niche meme player
don't think he will ever repeat anything close to that 18 goal season unless he plays as a pressing forward

Oh, so it's only gonna take 40 (FOURTY) years to pay off the stadium then?

>get a life
You’re posting in /trans/ with me lad. What do you think I’m doing whilst shit posting in the bath? Listening to podcasts obviously

Needs more words

So...

Shit

He’s always been an average forward LARPing as a productive midfielder.

I dont get it
he really is hesitant to mock Liverpool

>seeth
25m a year is that's the current loan structure it will be a new negotiation in some years. As you said Levy is a shrewd businessman

>Spuds allowing Arshit to play them into signing le occassional bloot man necessitating a sale of eriksen

Levy what the fuck are you doing

squires is the epitome of reddit humor

Hard work always pays off user, you got this!

Lads, what's been the highlight of /trans/ for you so far this summer?

For me, it was finding the 20+ images of this beautiful woman about a month ago.

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>You’re posting in /trans/ with me lad.
never got this argument, why does that mean you cant listen to or watch something interesting?

Levy mate you've got to come back from holiday bro

>seething Spurs customers (who aren't from UK)
lmao

>a month ago.
3 months

I'd have to say it was when 190cm returned, bringing fresh insight and intellectual discussion with him.

ABLs seriously need to get out more

Who is this please and please post the 20 pictures please or please provide a sauce please

...

what is the point of this crap? not funny, not entertaining. it's how I imagine reddit

god damn. 1 month ago was actually 3 months ago.

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???
never mention the orient

Seething? I'm just talking facts, lad. I'm sure the debt will be restructured one day mate, don't worry. Just means less transfer kitty for Spurs.

For me it's briefly bringing back Day In The Life edits.

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>ozil to MLS according to reliable sources

oh shit that at least explains the coutinho rumours

some weird brazilian found the pics. I'm sure he's been arrested by now.

nobody use the word seeth anymore for the rest of this thread

fuming

rent free

ah yes. very enjoyable. excellent choice.

love a good long seethe sometimes
such a visceral emotion, makes me feel alive

describing how you felt after the CL final lad?

sneedth

imagine being a foreign spurs customer, lmao

just support man city you twats, at least they win things

>your club wins the premier league for the next 5 years
>Hillsborough 2.0
pick one

How much does Levy actually want for Eriksen? All i've seen is talks of what clubs are looking to bid for him but not asking price.

Maybe maybe not, that's the great thing about installments lad

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Is that a good swap? Either way, unless Ozil is going for £100m, it is a shit deal. They both only perform every 10 games.

Levy will demand 80 million.

He's probably only worth 50-60 million at this point because he's going to leave for free next year.

did you miss the trademark on Liverpool

2.0

>Levy will demand 80 million
Sauce?

got off VERY lightly after all the embarrassment they deserved all weekend

this is /trans/ ur on here buddy, autism is the source

Lads are you ready for /HTFC/ edition 12.0

Kinda meh knew we'd lose. Anywho the deal is due to be restrucured in like 2022/2023 IIRC and is currently costing 25m a year. These are also some facts. You know the money that weren't spent on transfers? Seems like Levy had a plan

Holy shit ozil to MLS is actually habbeding. Is the biggest HAPPENING of the transfer window?

jesus christ lad

You told me to get a life
You are posting in /trans/ you therefore have no life either.

honesty go fuck yourself mate

>Knew we'd lose
Spurs

why does /trans/ insist on discussing absolutely plastic football

stop being manchildren ffs

anyways on topic of real football

Swansea have signed another attacker on loan

Not really a big deal.
Shit player goes to shit club

It's funny how United are supposedly confident of the deal but there has been no contact with Spurs.

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you really like talking about spurs and their fans
why are they always on your mind?

>Swansea have signed another attacker on loan
who?

>w-we haven't received contact
Leicester were saying that an all

DONT REPLY TO WELSH FATTY

Pretty big in terms of wage structuring for Arsenal

Manchester United: Where good players go to die.

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Were they? What's the point to that?

just dont like em, simple as

coping quite badly aren't we, son?

Kek

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Sam Surridge la'

Cooper will get him right la'

just needs time la'

Yeah the games with man citeh and ajax where kino so.
People seem to think unless you win every single game and trophy you should be miserable all the time. Ain't havin' none of that

i see that ched evans has joined the joey barton revolution at fleetwood

Why don’t MLS sign Alexis??

probably just damage control to stop clubs taking advantage when youre after a replacement and you have Woodward cash

#fuckUEFA

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lads lads lads

did you apply for the lowest tier seats?
I got 4 tickets to one match at the tier 2 price

Don’t reply to welsh FATTY 190kg

again, why does this mean you cant get a life?
maybe youll think about this next time youre about to put on a football podcast

no MLS club as afford 500K per week

what division are they in?

would take months for his dogs to get out of quarantine. he'd go insane

Same lad Applied for top tier semi final tickets. My gf and dad also applies but didn’t get their email yet

No applied for third tier on like 5 matches.

Gonna have to get the England resale tickets

redpill me on the welsh fatso

lifes good my friend

is alexis gay

Because I don’t want one.
Also people in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones

yeah I also applied for the final

>Derby get rid of England Striker David Nugent for England Striker Wayne Rooney
Brilliant upgrade

>taking the girlfriend to any sport event

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no but his gf left him because he was obsessed with the dogs. his house filled with photo frames of him and his dogs

>Leeds getting BTFO again
If you watched the match Bielsa was telling the Brizzle players to play on. It was just some Leeds physio getting uppity as I recall -- Johnson and Bielsa had it sorted out by the time they came back out anyway

>Rooney's Coaching masterclass

KICK IT IN THE GOAL

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Got rejected too. Applied for lowest but said I’d be happy with an upgrade

Just get new dog

sounds pretty gay

>Spurs won't give United Eriksen so now they're challenging them on Fernandes and forcing them to go after Coutinho for £30m on loan instead and selling Eriksen to Real Madrid for the same price

is that particularly flash photography? looks bog standard to me

spurs cope coming in hot

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Hahahahahah so funny. Fuck off. Everyone hates you in literally every thread you post in. Particularly /lig/

Think the photographer's really chuffed with the price of his camera

>that photo thats framed twice

That makes him better than 99% of corner takers

how does that compare with other players though

he must love that picture (or its one of him and his ex and he replaced it)

Corners are such a meme.
People like them because they are very cinematic, but they are extremely inefficient.

yes but we need trips but apparently avatarfagging would be much worse

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>Leeds are now focusing more on Nketiah than Kent
twitter.com/PhilHay_/status/1158791867905036290

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/HTFC/ edition 12.0 being readied lads. Can’t wait. Putting together the final details

that dog is really concerned for him

badly. eriksen is shit and really fell off last season, barely getting any assists or goals plus completely stopped running. that's why Spurs are getting rid off him this summer

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Sky Germany: Leipzig won't negotiate with Arsenal. Arsenal will have to activate Upamecano's £92m release clause if they want him. [
@SkySportNewsHD

Alright 6th place again it is

>barely getting any assists or goals
10 goals, 17 assists is not barely

cope

Is anyone surprised? They pretty much pulled the same shit with Keita.

just had that at hand, did you? midget

What's funny is Coutinho is apparently open to moving to Arsenal but they simply don't want him. What's even funnier is loads of sources are saying Poch literally had to call and BEG him to consider Tottenham. Tottenham are such a small club lmao. That's what not winning a trophy in over 10 years does for you.

How many players are leaving because they are scared of the post Brexit European lynchings?

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FAT
A
T

>Keita
>good

Where are those arse fans from earlier saying they had 2 new CBs? Try 0

>not familiarising yourself with soon to be/losing assets
why talk and claim barely any goals and assists without checking?

Lads. I'm so high. WTF.

>Breaking | Philippe Coutinho is joining Arsenal on loan from Barcelona, according to @BilelGhazi

Is this happening?

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spurs gonna get him

>BEG
uh, what?

I don't understand why we still see so many corners straight into the goal area

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Leasing.com Trophy

unironically exciting lads

if you dont count the league cup (who the hell would) its nearer 30

What type of person has TWO (2) versions of the same photo of himself and his dogs in his bedroom? What the hell?

twitter.com/SkySportsLyall/status/1158785644900028416?s=19

please watch our league

youtube.com/watch?v=JDH28Vhraww

Are you a Man Utd fan? Is that how you know? Go on, admit it. Admit that you support that shite. Kek!

Bit concerned that I've only existed 30 seconds and that all my memories are implants and next time I get a photograph taken of me my soul will be trapped inside for eternity and the shell of my body will be replace with another replicant

It's not the same photo.

He recreated the photo a few years later with his new puppies and put the photos next to each other

>he barely scored
>y-youre a united fan reee
seethe harder for me please

grim

Just offer 15m now and 100m later

oh. ok. That makes it completely normal.

>phone
>beg
not seeing it

its the same photo

i'm off to a shower lads, should i catch a cheeky fap while doing it?

Where the fuck does Coutinho even fit into Arsenal’s system? They have ceballos or ozil as the CAM in a 4231, and they have auba/pepe as inside forwards to play on either side of laca.
Just sign a fucking centeback my gof

been watching too many movies m8

Try and do this and you'll win.

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Did you look up all his stats because you're so excited about Eriksen possibly coming to Man Utd, lickle feller? Lmao, >6th

>having to phone someone to convinces them isn't desperation
>literally days after twattechino claimed he has no control over transfers and doesn't talk to players

Cope.

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>he's actually seething harder

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League Cup's on tonight if anyone wants to watch. Portsmouth v Birmingham:

Ozil is going to MLS in Jan

he is going to tottnehanm

t. United fan from Sussex

That could be in winter, from the beginning of the season till then it makes no sense.
Imagine your starting CB pairing is Mustafi and Sokratis, with AMN as a fullback

What, dude? Do you think there's no contact between managers and players ever? This is probably quite normal.

you faggots and your memewords

I just realized that Eriksen is only 10 months older than the highly rated youth prospect Jessi Lingard.

Fuming post, lad. Pretty embarrassing and that's coming from a neutral.

Still not as crazy as rooney

>"I am not in charge and I know nothing about the situation of my players," Pochettino said afterTottenham's 1-0 win over Real Madrid in the Audi Cup.

>"I am only coaching them and trying to get the best from them. Sell, buy players, sign contract, not sign contract -- I think it is not in my hands, it's in the club's hands and [chairman] Daniel Levy.

>"Maybe the club need to change my title and description. My job now is to coach the team. Of course I am the boss deciding the strategy to play, training, in my area, but in another area I don't know. Today, I feel like I am the coach."

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sounds like Poch looking for a way out to Madrid

>that filename
You just outed yourself, nonce. Proxy off. Trip off.

the system is worse than the players

>danish genetics

ESK. WHY HAVEN'T WE HAD ANY GAMES? WHY HAVEN'T WE GOT NEW MEMES? SORT IT OUT LAD.

hope Eriksen gets another hair transplant when he arrives

no baldies

bald men are hard tho

Eh, fair enough. Still doesn't make sense that Poch is begging him though.

derby becoming the big name use and abuse club now

first fwank
now rooney
who next? rio?

You mean Holding and Sokratis with Bellerin? Besides, Mustafi is STATISTICALLY better than Maguire.

NEW LEGITIMATE /trans/ THREAD:

Arry

would be laffs

>the hater doesnt know the carvery gimmick

why does this not surprise me lads

How's your Ngubu?

Just according to keikaku