>invent sport
>be shit at it
Invent sport
Aaron Miller
Gabriel Russell
>invent sports so shit you're the only one who takes them seriously
Eli Taylor
Jaxon Hughes
Football World Cup Winners
(1966)
Rugby World Cup Winners
(2003)
Cricket World Cup Winners
(2019)
Cricket World T20 Winners
(2010)
Tennis Grand Slam Champions
(45 times)
The Olympic Games Champions
(1908)
Golf Major Winners
(102 Times)
The Tour de France Winners
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018)
Boxing World Champions
(Holding 5/6 Heavyweight belts 2018)
F1 World Championship Winners
(19 times)
Most Male Gold Medallists*
(Rio 2016)
Ryder Cup Winners
(1929, 1933, 1957)
World Badminton Champions
(1980, 1983, 2006)
Super Bowl Winners
(2002, 2008, 2012, 2018)
Moto GP World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Field Hockey Gold medallists
(1988, 2016)
Darts World Cup Champions
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)
Davis Cup Winners
(10 Times)
Ice Hockey World Cup Winners
(1936)
Most Gold’s In Different Disciplines
(Rio 2016)
The European Cup/Champions League Winners
(14 times)
The Commonwealth Games Champions
(1930, 1934, 1954, 1958, 1966, 1986, 2014)
World Rally Champions
(1995, 2001)
UFC World Championship Winners
(2016, 2017, 2018)
The Masters Champions (Golf) Winners
(1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1996, 2016)
Baseball World Cup Champions
(1938)
Indy Car World Champions
(1916, 1993, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011)
Snooker World Cup Champions
(1979, 1980, 1981, 1983, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1996)
Touring Car World Champions
(2005, 2006, 2007, 2012)
Squash World Champions
(2010, 2011, 2013)
World Table Tennis Champions
(12 times)
Karate World Champions
(24 times)
Judo World Champions
(16 times)
Taekwondo World Champions
(2001, 2011, 2015, 2017)
Dakar Rally Champions
(2017)
Tyler Allen
>tf
>tp
Parker Rodriguez
Imagine having this ready to go, the COPE is strong with this one.
Nathaniel Stewart
twain-tier autism
Ryder Garcia
if we won all the time no-one else would want to play
Liam Sanders
It's in my greatest ever country doc.
along with such classics as...
1215: Barons of King John draw up the Magna Carta, and invent democracy
1687: England's Brave Issac Newton invents gravity. Everyone stops floating around.
1707: England and Scotland, the two greatest nations on Earth, unite to form Ubernation Great Britain. The world looks on in awe.
1781: Great Britain starts the Industrial Revolution by building the world's first iron bridge. The world thanks Britain for dragging them out of the stone age.
1859: England's Brave Charles Darwin invents evolution. Will be used to troll Americans for centuries to come.
1928: Sir Alexander Fleming single handily kicks death in the balls by inventing antibiotics, saving billions worldwide
1942: Alan Turing invents the computer and defeats the Nazis. The British government call him a fag.
1953: Francis Harry Compton Crick invents DNA. No one else understands. (James Watson was a cuck that liked to watch)
1972: David Bowie releases the seminal The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.
1989: Sir Tim invents the World Wide Web, the internet, WIMP, email, wi-fi and Yea Forums, all in one afternoon.
1997: Wing Commander Andy D. Green OBE, Uses superior British engineering to become the fastest man on earth, smashing the Land speed record by more than 100km/h
2012: Great Britain hosts the Greatest Olympics of All Time. The world bows down in amazement. England's Brave Andy Murray cements GB's reputation by becoming the Greatest Sportsman Ever.
2015: Sir Tysonious Furington defeats the evil communist Russian boxer Wladimir Bitchko freeing the world and boxing from his tyrannical reign and once again proving English warriors are the greatest the world has ever seen
2016: In the aftermath of the unrivalled success of the greatest British film of all time, (Star Wars: The force awakens) the rest of the world concedes that the planet would be better off under British rule once again
Kevin Gomez
If you take the average positions at all football world cups held by humanity over the last 2 years (men and women), we are actually the best. Both of our teams reached the semi-final. That is the highest average position of any nation. We are therefore the intersex world champions.
Hudson Sanders
But rugby doesn't matter
Leo Hall
And where were u in all this?
Jackson Bennett
Who can stop us
Kayden Jones
I'm Sir Isaac Newton. Hello.
Daniel Lee
The last 3 I was paying taxes that contribute to infrastructure and sports funding.
Also...
2019: Finally cementing their rightful place as the world’s greatest sporting nation, beating PooPeeland in the greatest Cricket match of all time, becoming the only Country to win 3 world cups in the world’s 3 major team sports. The rest of the world creates a new religion called ‘Seethe’
Lincoln Wilson
Course u did. Driving Taxis more like.
Easton Reyes
I suppose if I were driving taxis I would still be contributing income tax.
Jayden Davis
HAHAHA biggest fuckin cash in hand job there is.
Isaiah Flores
*blocks your path*
Ryan Morris
Wait you guys still use cash for taxis?
are you guys really that far behind?
In any case I have always paid income tax, therefore contributed to the success of this country.
Levi Diaz
Jaxon Torres
Blessed boy here's your tap on the head.
Lucas Diaz
Archer will save us.
Bentley Morris
>Save us Barbados.
Brandon Wood
You "beat" PooPeeland because of a counting mistake. Still can't believe Englel hasn't given the trophy to the rightful winners.
Mason Lewis
Nice Olympic gold medal tally you have there Greece.
Mason Thompson
Based
Cringe
Zachary Hernandez
A lot of these sports weren't invented by England
Carson Thompson
Lies
Joshua Fisher
um PNG plays aussie rules mate do your research next time
Jason Baker
So true
Jack Brooks
You forgot one point in the "greatest country ever" timeline:
1776: A greedy and incompetent rule over the Western Colonies results in the formation of the greatest god-damn country to ever grace the planet Earth: the United States of America.
Tyler Harris
Is there a more pathetic "country" than england? Imagine creating invasion and oppression, owning a bunch of shitty african and indian colonies, then being BTFO and overtaken by one of your own colonies that would become more powerful and dominant than you will ever be, while you fade into obscurity and become a muslim-majority state
Cooper Miller
>everyone stops floating around
kek
Grayson Campbell
>most well known greek sportsman
>isn't greek
Camden Smith
you know america has never actually won a significant war before right?
>american revolution
won by france
>ww1
won by britain
>ww2
won by britain and russia
>vietnam
won by rice farmers
Nathan Lewis
>Wins two World Wars
Nothing personel kek
Jaxon Price
>1776: Uppity, tax dodging, freeloaders refuse to pay their fair share after living rent-free for years, decide it isn't worth chasing up the debt owed by lowly tobacco farmers and nigger lovers
Jacob Flores
Absolutely howling
Henry Russell
have a shag lad fucking hell
Joseph Hernandez
>Cricket
Christian Sanchez
big fan of posts like these
Jacob Martin
Married, so less shagging than before
Angel Jones
>one of world's best at cricket, rugby, golf, cycling
>decent record at tennis and formula 1
>recently placed 4th in world cup and certainly in top 15 if not top 10 of world football countries
>all this despite being a medium size country
>above the average world standard in basketball
>consistently massively outperforms its size in olympics overall tables
Grayson Sanders
And all of central and like half of south America play baseball.
Brody Nelson
>American football
>popular in Canada and Mexico
>baseball
>popular in Japan, Canada, Cuba, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Venezuela, The Dominican Republic, South Korea, and Curacao
>hockey
>popular in Canada, Sweden, Finland, Russia, The Czech Republic, and other former Soviet countries
>basketball
>popular across Europe and now Canada
>but America only plays sports other countries don't like
>meanwhile nobody gives a shit about Ausfailian Footballand cricket's popularity is tied to India's lack of condoms
Isaiah Harris
lad you should be watching f1 LH is shagging it at the moment (partly due to mercedes granted), our driver is the world’s best
Christian Moore
>england created invasion and oppression
lel. Civilisation existed before 1600 mate.
Caleb Rodriguez
>Basketball popular across Europe
Asher Young
tbf the US didn't invent apehoop or hokkei, but the guy you replied to is still retarded given baseball's dominance in the nations you listed
Jayden Lopez
is it not?
Gabriel Lopez
>tbf the US didn't invent apehoop or hokkei
i know that's the point, iirc we really didn't invent baseball either
Elijah Jones
it's popular in Europe, just not bongland. Especially places like Lithuania, Spain, and the Slavic nations
Charles Davis
farter is a stock standard australian tier bowler, being fast isn't as shocking to us as it is to the english
Oliver Morales
*pisses it all away*
Colton Rivera
ah yes the mighty dominican republic and curacao
Brody Garcia
>Invent firearms
>Get shot
Christian Lopez
>British """"humor""""
Camden Ward
Not even humour, it's a fact
Evan Peterson
>invent the USA
>be overtaken by USA
Tyler Brooks
chinks made guns first
no faxs found
Luke Cook
>British """"education""""
Jeremiah Allen
Greece is such a massive disgusting shithole that if you were to set all of the islands on fire wiping out all life on it you would be improving it.
This is a 10/10 in Greece.
Nolan Allen
I literally get an erection each time this gets posted and you "forget"
1851:
>invent a race and grand trophy, expecting to win
>lose continually for 168 years
Landon Wilson
you mean apehoop should be renamed to poverty ball now?
Jordan Torres
Stay seething you pound shop Aussie
Jack Mitchell
>Common-type body of elite-level athlete from this country.
Alexander Hall
Faggot
foxnews.com
nearshoreamericas.com
Http://www.tradecommissioner.gc.ca/dominican-republic-republique-dominicaine/market-facts-faits-sur-le-marche/0001545.aspx?lang=eng
Oliver Perez
mate you try and smoke 5 packs and drink 12 ales and land a 180
Jordan Nelson
>1966
jesus christ shut the fuck up