/heem/ - Claudinha Edition

Colby Cucks think this is based

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it was.
and the roider is retired now.

>this is the power of /heem/

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what happened

you can stop now its 1 in the morn

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I would beat her family(husband) and stab her with my penis

What's she talking about?

When was this?

MMA used to be an exclusively roider sport until the usada era

yesterday

Colby was trolling, retard.

Guys i found Dan Severns daughters r*ddit account, Shes fat and lonely (seriously)

If you don't have big hands are you doomed to being pillowfisted? Werdum's hands make Keanu's look tiny. Also, Werdum is redpilled.

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>she's fat and lonely

she might be in this thread right now.

Fight matrix ranks Porier higher than Tony and Khabib

lol

So the boomerang wasn't real?

She wasn't part of a scandal or anything. Maybe the catalyst was the recent Dana White interview, but it could be anything. ... incels.

>sup guys, think I might put on the most dominant performance in UFC history

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she was right tho, weight cut actually decrease the size of your ass, giving you the ultimate cuzinho de pombo

> most dominant performance in UFC history

lmao

i thought it was more about the power in your wrists lol

Usman's performance was more dominant. Woodley was a champ and Woodley was the one who perma-flushed Robbie.

mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/08/ufc-on-espn-5-post-event-facts-colby-covington-records-history-striking

What is actually the most dominant performance in UFC history?

Forrest vs Silva?

>Forrest vs Silva

this one and Jones vs Shogun are definitely up there

if you aren't getting death threats on twitter you aren't reading replies

That's probably true. Mike Tyson had small hands and big wrists. Pacquiao also has big wrists for his size, which is why he carries his power so well. I don't know about the wrist sizes of mma fighters though, but it probably holds true. At least that is what I'll tell myself because I have big wrists but average hands. It's tawlf b.

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>Covington attempted 533 total strikes to set a new single-fight UFC record.
>Covington attempted 510 significant strikes to set a new single-fight UFC record.
>Covington has landed 58 takedowns combined in his 11 UFC appearances.
>Covington’s 58 takedowns landed in UFC welterweight competition are most among active fighters in the weight class.

based heem influencers

Young Jones dominating a 29 year old Shogun to become the youngest ufc champion was unreal
Matrix Silva was definitely one of the most iconic moments in ufc history. A weird fact is Griffin tested positive for Xanax after the fight apparently lol.

Who is she?

sometimes i feel like my hands are tiny af and i don't even have big wrists, i might be packing some pillowfists after all.

BRAP

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It's ok that just means you're a grappler who neutralizes all the ham fists

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i want Harrison vs Cyborg to happen so bad now

LEAVE ME MOMMY ALONE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Maia vs Story

How would Colby deal with Tony's pressure?

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POST SOME MORE BRENDAN AND ASPEN GUYS THAT'S SO BASED

By shooting 10,000 takedowns in one round.

Now I'm reading core strength is the most important element in ko power and I hardly do situps. Time to start doing situps until I have the kiss of death in my right.

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Stylebender wishes he had cakes like that

Aspen Brapp is based and will become the 145 BrapHawg division champ

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>tfw certified pillowfist

thanks for the info user, i might still have some hope...

Who can realistically beat Colby at this point? He may be the greatest UFC fighter.

BURP

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Tony would snatch him up by the neck and separate him from consciousness

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She unironically has bigger arms than me god damn

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No but he would probably be able to do the elbows from the back that he cuts people up with every fight. Unlike Robbie he would actually be winning whenever they were standing, too.

she looks like she's pregnant by a alien, like GSP style

She's an absolute unit. I have no clue why she tries to make 135 when she's bigger than a lot of heem posters. If she tries to fight at 135 again she'll probably be ded.

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How did we go from this

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how long does her fight this weekend last?

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To THIS?

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tony is shit at striking he was destroyed by johnson, ducked a rematch and made to look like a fool against lando as well. he is pure trash. he would be ko'd inside 1 round by robbie lawler.

carmoosh heems her in the 2nd

5 rounds

caps lock
25mins

hahahahahaha

Who cares

Why she have to get all those ugly tattoo?

Name ONE good fighter Tony has beaten

he ducked max holloway because he would have been destroyed by him as well

Pettis, you bum

Oh fer ser b high iq peach of a post b

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Steve Avalos

Alcoholism
mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2018/10/ufc-229-tony-ferguson-discusses-why-he-quit-drinking

>

RDA, Pettis, cowboy, Barboza. You just exposed yourself as a cazzie.

Cope

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>when Gus was active.
>literally for 1 year back in 2011
also for sure Hamill, Te Huna and The Janitor Matyushenko are beasts

*playfully checks your oil*

all cans

Had my first MMA class yesterday lads

Still my boy

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*heems you*
Lesson number 1: Me > (You)

>boying the biggest cutbabby of all time

>the biggest cutbabby of all time
>isn't even top 3 biggest at lw

*pulls out knife*

You think this is a game, bruv?

>2 former ufc champs
>Cans
Heem yourself my dude

Vick is tall but frail. Championship RDA was the biggest 155lb cutbabby.

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*blasts you with my burner*

>tfw unironically just diarrhea'd in my pants
on the toilet as we speak lmao

Please pray for my boy Poirier

Antonina > Shevchenko tbqh

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i fucking hate werdum ever since he pulled that shit with colby and tony ferguson

all the strikeforce frauds that beat fedor were roided
werdum, bigfoot, henderson
roided pigs

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Rogan literally BTFO the language of Portugese in the first minute

youtube.com/watch?v=TQabA3GvnPU

youtube.com/watch?v=Npfa4i8ws5M

Even though this amounted to absolutely nothing at all, watching DC get pushed like a manlet by Brock was hilarious. It was even funnier watching DC's turbo manlet friend try to push Brock and Brock not even notice someone pushed him.

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Imagine not knowing Fedor took roids

Disgusting

It was a kino moment for the ages.
>miocic the piece of shit

I watched that. It was awkward.

the fact that the fight never materialised is fucking stupid

I'm 6 minutes in and I'm bored and tired of this guy's broken english. Should I power through?

DC would suplex Brock

DC doesnt deserve a Brock fight.

Imagine if they announce Jones vs Brock

brock is better than stipe who sucks shit

I seriously hope you’re memeing

brock's never been ko'd clean by an arm punch

This goes in the op from now on
shop.bjpenn.com/

Will the Walker meme finally end?

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/27327248/ufc-finalizing-anderson-walker-fight

Would be pure kino to see a lanklet fight a giant. Those two need to fight with no usada testing.

I also like how Brock told Joe he'd go on his podcast then he big leagued him and never showed up kek

based

We all want Stipe to heem DC, right?

Wrong

Why do you wanna cheer for DC? He sucks.

If Stipe is going to live in the U.S he should learn English

Conor looks like a dork in his latest instagram post

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Looks p sexy desu

No but seriously if one of you autists have a 6 figure income, you could bang Dan Severns tall and fat 30 year old daughter and breed MMA fighting kids

Based spammy

>tfw still dont have the balls to send dick pics to random thots

fucking hell im an amateur

you shouldn't do that anyway

I did and got pics of their cunts

omg pics? no way

Ofc you have to talk them into it, and it doesn't work errytime. Pics are on my old phone, and like I would ofc post them here.

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Ive had the odd convo that turned sexual.
But the dudes sending them cold are on another power level.

Remember when he was considered goat hw good times

just try and be a good person, man

In a time where masculinity has been demonized. When identifying toxic masculinity is more celebrated than a man’s achievements. What we are seeing is the most vile form of that rage being realized. Masculinity is about being a protector. Masculinity is about integrity. It is hardwired into every single man’s soul. We all have a choice to fight. We are all warriors on the inside. But if that is suppressed, if that is denied, it manifests in the most unhealthy ways. We have to a have purpose and let that purpose be fulfilled. We have to stop telling our young men to be anything else but a man. Strength is good. A fierce passion to protect the helpless is good. An insuppressible desire to explore and discover should be encouraged. Danger should be sought out and success should be rewarded. No medals for participation. But elation with every accomplishment. Let’s celebrate what it means to be a man. We stormed the beaches of Normandy to stop the Nazis. Placed the American flag on Iwo Jima and built the Chrysler building in New York City. Let’s remember what it means to be a man and most of all let us show this next generation what it looks like to be a man. Let them see you fail. Let them see you sweat. Let them see blood. Let them see tears. But most of all let them see us be men.

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Jorge Masvidal has never been finished in his MMA career.

Jorge Masvidal’s only legit loss is Wonderboy “Steve” Thompson.

>sending your dick to interwebz so that gay glowniggas can see it one day
I'm pretty sure by now that inborn CTE is a thing.

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Toby choked the shit out of him

Journeyman

any of you fags watching this?

youtube.com/watch?v=ejOuzWxHk_o&pbjreload=10

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Is this ONE's Contender? Pretty cool

i am,

yea,i think so

Shouldn't it be Miesha Tate's warrior series

wont be long until his hair pops off now

>We stormed the beaches of Normandy to stop the Nazis when in reality we had to join hitler and save future generations from the worst timeline
ftfy

I love it when you call me schauborita
I wish I could pretend I had some sneakers

It's cool how Yea Forums is a terrorist website.

heem tappy

If you don't like juicy drama that Based Colby is bringing why are you even watching this """sport"""? Not for some ridiculous reason like """appreciating combat skills""" I hope.

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Please keep informing us of your fits of impotent rage, you seething fat bitch.

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That robbery

She posted this knowing full well that it would lead to her receiving way more dick pics. Make of that what you will.

For me it's browsing heem in bed using my phone on a dark theme

he deserved being robbed

'just lift bro you will become a chad and people wont fuck with you anymore'

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You ever look at the comments for that YouTube show she does with Meeeegan

Looks like she's had some encounters with filthy animals who didn't like the Cyborg interview.

Never test black people. They have low impulse control and little to lose. Get out of there or strike first if you must.

who actually won the story of the fourth round in khabib - mcgregor? honestly, neck cranks arent real submissions, I feel like Conor had that round (story-wise)?

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What if someone walked out to Old Town Road?

The actual answer is BJ Penn vs Diego Sanchez. Sanchez was 19-0 and Penn put a huge gash in his head

cringe

You don't tug on brendanschaub's cape
You don't schaub into the wind

would be p based and, dare i say, redpilled

WTF ref let him be a warrior

why is colby calling him fakenewsman?

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The natty belt is on the line, who's gonna be the natty king?

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Because he always fakes injuries so he doesnt have to fight Colby

I'd love for Yoelito to win, but he's too old. Borrachinha via youth.

Is Joe Rogan commentating this? Can his heart even handle seeing Yoel shirtless and sweaty at this point?

should probably bite the bullet and breed her lard arse for superior offspring

You casuals arent watching ONE Warrior Series? youtu.be/ejOuzWxHk_o

>watching steroid cans

Did Cyborg send her death threats and dick pics?

>Not watching steroid cans heem eachother for peanuts
Hys caz

yeah
not because DC is retiring soon or Stipe is a good guy but just because DC blubbering is good for the sport

>Yoel
>Natty King

Romero is a Cuban science experiment, he's as natty as the fucking Hulk.

>We all want Stipe to heem DC, right?

Only if he comes out angry as all fuck. Watching Punished Stipe demolish DC with strikes would be incredible.

OK, I tried, but the female commentator is something I absolutely cannot stand. Would rather listen to snarky Dom than some woman pretending to understand fighting.

Thats Miesha Tate dude

>implying she knows anything about fighting

You exposed yourself Caz. Move on.

That feel when Meisha will never suffocate you with her butthole

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DM me with the username pal

Is he going to commit suicide? He has kids I dunno.....

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Khabib vs Covington for the New 165 Belt is the fight to make

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imagine having a life goal

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>Askren not realising that the U.S.A vs Russia superfight he was shilling was for Colby all along.

She's a $100 plane ticket away from me, can't say I'm not tempted.

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based chaos will avenge his mentor

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fuck keanu is big

>all for doing my job
i'm not guilty of doing anything wrong, i was "JUST DOING MY JOB!"

>theguardian.com/sport/2019/aug/05/colby-covington-ufc-eric-trump-donald-trump-jr-mma

Covington's officially made it, the Guardian has run a hit piece on him.

I would unironically smash.

heh this crossed my mind when i saw the video, both that people would have an over the top reaction, and how i wondered if she had any guilt about being part of it. she distances herself from it entirely in this post

No thanks. Who's your favorite female fighter by the way?

> Karim Zidan

I would heem both you and Miesha Tits on the same night, cazzie.

>listening to a woman fight commentator
lmao

>Yet when Covington expresses his views he gets a personal visit from the President’s sons and a meeting at the White House. On Saturday night, Trump was at it again. Minutes after tweeting about the mass shooting in El Paso, the President’s mind turned to other matters of national significance: he told Covington to go out and “fight hard”.
lol karim really is the worst

ey fyawana be the bess ygodda beat the bess n the bess is bless daner wiy ashtag youfsee awaii lesdoit

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>Uruguay issues travel warning for U.S.
MONTEVIDEO, Aug 5 (Reuters) - Uruguay on Monday issued a warning to its citizens traveling to the United States

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_Fight_Night:_Shevchenko_vs._Carmouche_2
that's where this week's wmma card is btw

our favorite irish hawaiian fighter instagram.com/kailincurran/ is fighting this week

I've been in 2 street fights in my life and "won" both of them just by single legging the guy and slamming him onto the cement.
People who fight in the street don't know how to wrestle

haha wait guys i just thought of another one here ready:

Ariel "Jew" Helwani haha

Someone is trying to hide the truth again on wikipedia. Carla Esparza's real father's name is Kevin O'Connell. I have objective proof of this. Her birthname is Carla O'Connell. Why is she allowed to deny her irish heritage?

Dillashaw Barao

Why would an american ever try to deny irish heritage? I thought they loved that shit

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that's what i'm trying to get to the bottom of. it makes no sense why this is being suppressed.

Admit it Martyshitters.
This was a verbal 10-8 for Colby.
>gets hairline btfo
>gets btfo by being stumped after him being choked out is brought up
>gets btfo by no call from the president
>gets btfo by chimping out and trying to take his clothes off during his analyst job
>gets btfo by based sandwich analogy
>I-I t-t-take your sandwich
Flawless performance from the GOAT

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if anything I learn from UFC is that Nigerians have the weakest bants

lets not forget Adesanya on whitaker
>h-hurr he makes memes bro

>wmma headlined ppv this weekend

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not a ppv

*fights someone his own size once*
streamable.com/piwlo
Min is such a fucking bum champ

If it makes you happy he will 100% have cte by the time he is done

L E N A

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Hnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg

hes already cte'd and shrunken penis'd

Same guy but I'm willing to bet she got molested as a kid or no father figure so now she's got some douchey bf named Keith or Tanner who drives a Hummer or whatever the 2019 equivalent of that car is
still hhhhhnnnnnnngg

is macedo still "dating" the blacked actor?
how's polyana polyana bundagame?
who should i cheer for?

He fakes injuries and his father was a Nigerian scam artist. Luckily for everyone his father is serving time for his BS now.

>who should i cheer for
colby and stiopic

PUNISHED RENA will learn tdd and will commit brutal sheems until she retires
Still my girl

russian tank trials are on

youtube.com/watch?v=5yYoXGHDrrw

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Macedo is well-known nigger lover

>stiopic
imagine cheering againts the white guy
no thanks

Who's your favorite WMMA fighter competing this weekend?

DC is a cheater
He'll never get jons shin print off the side of his skull either, no matter who he beats

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DC is a BUM
I want jon to go up to heavyweight and kick him in the head again

Be more than 5'5''

>so there's no logic behind pronunciations. huh. that's interesting.

Middleweight has the best looking fighters in UFC, yoel is gigatyrone, Costa is gigachadruigez and Like is gigachad

cringe

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Miocic vs Hunt

ONE FC has 2.7 billion viewers

How can UFClets even compete

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>Miesha gargling Chatri's balls in front of 2 billion viewers.

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I'm rooting for the white guy, personally

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vile monster, fuck off

oof, imagine burying your face in there

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Based Serra

Reminder DWTNCS in about 8 hours.

>not weakening your opponent through memetic warfare before a fight
You're a real noob, you know that? Haha

Can you think of a fighter who is the champion of their own world?

Me, but only in Skyrim.

El Duckuy

How does drunk guy escape this precarious position?

Within a year Colby will be unstoppable. His only weakness now is he isn't great on the mic and slips up now and then. Once chael starts to work with him a bit he will become king of the bants.

She's like 25 dude

Schaub

He doesn't. Serra once best the GOAT in a fight, this drunk schmuck had no hope

you could have said 38 and I would have believed you

Do something gay.

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Why does she look 45 years old

I would start pissing, who would voluntarily let another man piss on their arse?

that Rose beatdown clearly did a number on her

women age like milk

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lots of alcohol/drugs and cock will do that to ya

Joe Rogan

based

guarantee Rose never fights again

based andrade with the gentle follow-up

Isn't he that Muslim faggot who claimed that MMA is secretly a recruiting tool for White supremacists?

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Are you somehow implying it's not?

We see here this belligerent restaurant patron had the distinct misfortune of allowing my good friend Matt Serra to achieve a full mounted pinning position on him.
>*breaths in*
>*pauses*
...So how does one escape from underneath the mount of a UFC champion and jiu jitsu black belt? To answer this question, we must first delve into high level jiu jitsu competitions, MMA fights, and the archives of WorldStarHipHop.com, and we will find that the elbow escape is the single highest percentage escape to the mounted pin in any context. So where do we start learning how to best apply the elbow escape? What determining factors differentiate between a successful and an unsuccessful elbow escape?
>*breaths in*
>*camera zooms in*
We've already Entered The System™, which focused largely on how to systematically chain no gi submission attacks, but now we must Go Further Faster™ (available at major retailers) wherein discs 3-6 will extensively cover how to best execute the elbow escape from the bottom of the mounted position.

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That's just wrong though? Who is that retard? No brazilian says Rio like americans say. The R is the same as he pronounces Rogan.

Cute lil brapper

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>tfw keanu moggs the 80% of the roster

Not well. Colby is objectively a pretty good fighter who may end up being great if he continues improving. Tony is just a completely different level of fighter who is uniquely equipped to punish the fuck out of wrestelfuckers like Colby.

>forgets to pull up yogapants

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He actually made that really good article about that shady chechen dude.

Why does her ass look like that

Masvidal vs Tony is the real fight to make

Imagine seeing a piece of ass like that and thinking 'Damn she looks old af'

What a bunch of fucking millennial homos on this thread

You mean great? Imagine shoving your nose in there

congrats, bro, I just showed paige your post and she says she wants to blow you

Something is wrong with the form of it.

F'real? Word

Wtf, I thought she was a Christian?

IET
dudes posting chicks that are below average but they think they are hot cause they have a fighter fetish
>why not atleast nut over Luke Rockhold?
Rather fuck him then half these chimps

>Something is wrong with the form of it.

overdeveloped quads and hammies. If you are training your girl to have a big bunda you need to get her on a program with moderate squatting and a focus on barbell hip thrusts. Otherwise, the legs grow faster than the ass and you get asian butt.

It's fat, but kinda flat.
She must be aware that she 's really living up to stereotype right? The pretty ones who are there just long enough to get famous and bailed. Or they met someone that dealt them real damage for the first time. And they're done.

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Imagine the braps

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it's flat

fun fact, her real name sletten is a definitive singular form of the norwegian word slette, which means
>a large expanse of relatively flat ground

fucking faggit

YIKES!

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Not even the guy you’re responding to
But damn are you fucking blind

>Colby Covington's main event
the rest of the card was ass

t.mandrama loser

That absolute state of Colby "Anti-Draw" Cuckvington hahahaha

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THEY SHOULD HAVE LISTENED

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Well the card was absolute shit though.

seething soibois so intimidated that they stay at home in fear

>it wasn't the shit card, it was the main event!

seething soibois so intimidated that they stay at home in fear

Maia over Gunny. Never seen someone get that neutralized and flushed.

Everybody who is a adult knows where they are at.

it was a really mediocre card otherwise tbqh

t. homo, it's ok dude

I remember that fight I didn’t want gunner to get rolled on but it’s Maia what can you do?

What kind of demented idiot brags about something like this?

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> it wasn’t the shit card it was the main events fault

Can we all agree that if you can't name everyone on this pic, you don't belong in /heem/?

>Coping so hard you had to double post

This isn't a viable excuse. If you're a draw, casuals will sit through bad fights in order to watch you fight (see UFC 190)

If you weren’t so straight maybe you could notice a lot of guys have a better ass than Paige.
Like you haven’t seen Khabib’s log cutter in the air

If Conor main evented instead of Colby with the rest of the card remaining the same it would have sold out because he's an actual drawl.

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Gunner thought he could outgrapple a legend and he ended up landing 1 significant strike the entire fight

Poosman vs. Poolby will do 100k buys

>one of the biggest names in sports is an attraction
Teach me more

why Colby make people sethe so much here? I thought we were 4chinz

If it weren't for the sad state of the irish conor would be a who. They were so starved for ANYTHING that half the island is human centipeded to his ass

Grow up

this is 4channel

Can bedpan ladd turn things around?

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Colby is based

Of course it is, you choad. Fans make determinations on the strength of the card all the time. Depending on the card strength, they will buy tickets, buy the PPV, go out and watch somewhere, stream at home, or skip altogether.

This was a skippable card. The co-main was 35 yo Jim Miller vs 37 yo Clay Guida. These ain't legends, these are washed up gatekeepers.

And before that was Nasrat Haqparast and Joaquim Silva two literal whos

>Half the nation
That's about 2.5 million. That would be 0.69% of the US population. If Colby was a draw he'd be able to make fans of 0.69% of the US, but he's a boring pillowfisted fighter who walks out to wwe music.

>Colby is based

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More records for Colby

twitter.com/TrentReinsmith/status/1158550735375745024

Yes Colby isn't a draw, I agree.

I'm a Covington fan. I just don't pay to watch fights.

Never said that there aren't guys with better asses than Paige.

>team natty Paulo and dreamy Luke Cockhold

just stop getting worked

Im on HRT, i cant stand magachuds like him especially during my cycle

600 strikes and you can't even finish a fight

it's okay, user, I'm sure Usman will beat him :)

I'll stop when you stop being a wwe loser

grab his balls and squeeze em like you're making orange juice

we only say that in march for drinks, even the mulattos

Jim Miller and clay guida are legends you cazzie. Jim Miller is one of the winningest ufc fighters of all time and clay guida has been in some of the best fights of all time and was a strike force champ.

did woodley release his track or not?

meet me behind Kelsey's in an hour if ya wanna get heemed

for sure they’re munsters b

no fair. sweden got this while we got ahmed.

>Implying Dana will ever let that anti-draw have a title shot
Kek

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I thought Robbie was a drawl b

>admits to liking man ass

I also enjoy current BJ Penn

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yeah matt hughes was a bigger hit

Robbie has never been a draw.

>team paulo
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

You'd think the guy overpromoting himself by wearing MAGA hats and hiring escorts for cringe videos would at least be able to sell out a small arena

peach of a can

You don't want to see how many more matches BJ Penn will lose in a row? The co main was the most exciting fight on that card.

>You will never be an alpha chad like pic related

Live? why

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>implying WME will ever let their pet black lose
ftfy

It's such a cringe gimmick it makes the ufc look like wwe bullshit.

o ye of little faith

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in all seriousness I wish dudes would stay retired when they first make the call. It seems like they're right the first time.

Take that Colby you racist fuck, gonna keep a giant shit in my pants at all times so I can smell if i ever cross paths with you bitch

You post a beta can though

He is a purple belt I literally don’t see him beating anybody significant or significantly

Kailin Curran

Id boink clawja if ya know whatimean

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I'll never get KO'd by 50 year old Diego Sanchez either

He’s a black belt

Based werdoom

fuckin drumpf supporting peace of shit im printing out as many pictures as i can of him then jerking off on them asshole

You're both wrong. He's a brown belt.

They said he was a black belt last night, recently promoted, it’s a plastic one anyways not like it matters his guard is terrible

He got his brown belt after some fight but when he fought sage he was purple belt with no strips?!?!? I’m a real fighter explain this does not make sense

Idk but im gonna be glad for whoever wins
Yoel should have been the champ tbqh

>be a shill
>take zero personal responsibility
>dont even respond to the fair criticism
>make it about herself and her tough life of thousands of people asking to have sex with her

Luke is a retired light heavyweight

185.2 champion of the story in his own world

I need a black jungfleisch in my life
AaaaaaaaaA
Let them in ffs

Found this gem:
youtu.be/B-JpB76kRi8?t=245

>fakenewsman

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Do you think women enjoy being stalked by creepy men?

media whores, yes

He'd fuck all y'all baes

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is colby covington a better wrestler or striker than chris weidman?

why else do they make instragrams?

I invented the Cacamaru Poosman meme

Not by creepy NEETs like you
Get a clue kid

You didnt since i did

He has better pace than Chris

What's the story with Cyborg getting cut?

brit is right, i was just investigating this

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I started the Poolby Cannington maymay

>Becomes relevant for beating cm cuck
>Loses to a turbo-flushed Diego Sanchez
Beast

Schaub bless!

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damn, what a hero

Cacapoo pooshit

the mma bathroom talk has died down this week

I invented spammy being pvz pedo brother steven

Barfdick shart

Thought he was hot shit, tried to pull a GOATby and confronted Dana.

post the webm of lucie losing

Still don't have a summer job loser?

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given the nature of his crimes i can't imagine he's allowed to use the internet especially considering he got early release

stay seething

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Thats only 4 KO's though?

It's 5 if you count the extra punch Roy lands on the ground.

snoozeman

snoozeman

snoozeman

I dont count it

poolby

poolby

poolby

When did Colby confront Dana? That one time that Dana was playing poker and told Colby to fuck off?

if GSP came back would he get to pick which of them he wanted to fight

he checkin if schaub is still conscious?

if GSP came back he'd ask to fight Toilet Till

Why the fuck does Tito look like a titan from God of War?

GSP would flush Marty right now

Sharty “Fartasspoo” Pooshit

>s-stop recording, colby. Stop recording!
And Colby didn't even get cut like Guyborg

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Only thing more kino than Colby fighting Sharty wouldve been Asscream fighting Scamaru with the crowd chanting “Maaaaaarrrrrty”

Wouldve marked hard

Colby is on EPO just like TJ

>to intellegent to play poker

>Wouldve marked hard
Are you lost?
and stay there fatso

31 days until Diarrheabib gets a fat Saudi sheikh style shit taken down his throat by dubstin poopier

GSP is training up Woodley for his redemption arc

Y’seethin?

I love seeing Ben Askren cry about Colby getting a titleshot
>I don't even like colby

remember when that casino banned dana because he won too much money

gay post

Source? Asscan just got perma flushed.

I've never seen a wwe fan that was at a healthy weight

>t-t-this time!

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goat tony hoping poorier sleeps the muslims rat

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What if trump hooked him up with designer roida but made promote him in return
And the recent cansvidal succsses is due to getting the leftovers of said roids?!
Scap this post before fbi murks me

Colby is a dra-
OH NO NO NO NO BRUH LOOK AT THIS DU-
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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rotational core strength. do wood choppers and russian twists. sit ups are trash.

Worked

You should put away the mirror then, kid

Still got that W, nerd

>putting the MAGA guy in the main event of fucking NEWARK NEW JERSEY

I turn 30 on saturday, /heem/ but I'm having a party on the 17th instead so everyone can come over and watch dc heem stipe again. IDK how many people are actually going to come out though. I am not very popular

If Masvidal brings a bucket of KFC with a soda against Leon I will fucking mark out

I'll bring the Modelo™ fren

That's embarassing b, schaub's special had more buys

I see poorier as one of the few fighters with power enough to catch and knock tony out unconscious I hope he never get to fight him

based but I stopped drinking a year ago so more for you

DC is getting heem'd mark my word

>30

are yall really that fucking old

wwe is for losers

i didn't used to be. Been watching the sport since I was 26. Been on and off the chans since I was a teen

sick and tired of this beaner shitting up the thread

The racial makeup of Newark was 26.31% (72,914) White, 52.35% (145,085) Black or African American, 0.61% (1,697) Native American, 1.62% (4,485) Asian, 0.04% (118) Pacific Islander, 15.22% (42,181) from other races, and 3.85% (10,660) from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 33.83% (93,746) of the population.

You now remember Lavar Johnson.

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>cheering for dc
No wonder u got no friends lad

She can turn that ass around for us to look at

Y’seethin?

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Whats wrong with you?

28
Been on the chan since 09 on and off

lel

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Khabib is undefeated

>People don't care about a pillowfisted wrestlefucker
Woah, truly astonishing

Got some fat simp chirpin his vienna sausages for fingers at me

Why would i be
Im not the friendless 30y old virgin here

he lost to Gleison Tibau

Have you guys gone to Thiago Santos' twitter? Dude is on crutches and can barely walk anymore. Jones completely destroyed his knees.

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Cant wait for the Weedman meme to be over

based

Wasn't it at 3 in the afternoon?

Didn't Yoel end that 2 years ago?

Khabib is defeated

They should have waited a week and put him on the Uruguay card instead of Newark

Most Uruguayans are descended from colonial-era settlers and immigrants from Europe with almost 96% of the population being of either sole or partial European descent,[8] with a majority of these being Spaniards, followed closely by Italians, and smaller numbers of French, Germans, Portuguese, British (English or Scots), Irish, Swiss, Russians, Poles, Bulgarians, Hungarians, Ukrainians, Lithuanians, Estonians, Latvians, Swedes, Danes, Dutch, Belgians, Austrians, Croats, Serbs, Greeks and others.

Dominic Reyes ends it for good

basado

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wtf is your problem dude

Cringe post

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What if the Iron Sheikh walked out with Khabib? On a scale of 1-10 how hard would you mark?

imagine liking wwe

They pointed out ticket sales were awful, but the city he fought in is over 50% african american and over 30% hispanic and his entire gimmick is MAGA

27-0

you're dealing with cumbrains, they only know red hat bad

he's just not that much of a draw honestly my dude

With all due respect, you're an idiot.

need to be overweight or underweight to do that

You're not wrong.
Anyone want to go to UFC on ESPN+ 17? I feel like going to Mexico City again anyway.

Khabib
Muhammad Hassan
Daivari

Fucking marking

Cope. Colby cannot draw one single dime.

I need ufc in europe, in zagreb possibly
We might ksw at best :(

Then Conor comes out with Becky Lynch, Sheamus, Finlay, and Hornswoggle

Based

Finna go to UFC MSG this year

Weight is unironically the most important thing in a fight second only to skill
Neither of these retards know how to fight so with the same skill level of 0 watch the short fat ball woman toss around the guy like nothing

i think the denmark card is in a month?

Name a fighter with a bigger cock than Kamaru "Nigerian Uber Beast" Usman

>protip: you can't

This is how Colby vs Usman goes

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Weak men produce bad times

so your wife beats you, then?

someone make the new thread i'm pooping right now...

...

NEXT:

Id need money to visit denmark tbqh and my job isnt that good paying i can randomly visit european countries and buy ufc tickets
I need a balkan fight night

How would Roe Jogan comment on this round?

He'd start screaming "HE'S HURT! STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT!" The moment she grabbed the guy.

Based heavy handed poster

Shut up bitch. There isnt a single Euro that can stand against me. I am literally superior

The Einsatzgruppen were also just doing their jobs.