/mlb/

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Dodgers!

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i do that but to my wiener

Schwarber's optical illusion homers are a thing of beauty that should be put into a museum.
youtube.com/watch?v=MON7Nq-1TP0

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Schwarbros are starting to piss me off

Cubs have won a ws more recently tho

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Schwarber is a bro deal with it

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RAWR

Good game, Giants. Stay mad, Mets.

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twisn

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Will you still post this meme if the mest pass you?

at least it wont take over 100 years for their next one

You don't know that for a fact

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>this kills the dodgers

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My bad

sorry sir

Oy Vey! It’s annudah 1991

Ay that's my bad dogg

this ones on me, brother

>your team
>your fetish
Mets
Breast expansion

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>red sox
>getting fucked in the ass by fat older men

mets
gay

>cubs
>bestiality

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mets
gay dog fuck

mets
dick expansion

mets
dirty man ass

mets
licking armpits.

This thread is disgusting. Don't make me call the fellow detective

That's gross bro

Luis Castillo's changeup is the nastiest pitch in all of baseball right now. These dudes see it 2 or 3 times a game, and in the division, several fucking times a year....and they are not hitting that shit. He's Pedro-esque but not Pedro. His fastball is nasty for sure, particularly that run, but it's not a goodnight fastball like Pedro's was.

Luis CaSTINKo

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I miss Terry

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Cardies to the Roylies!

I miss cespedes being healthy and seeing harvey be a good pitcher. 2015 fucking broke him, and he hasn't recovered since.

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anyone else hate this idiot?

mets (yankees) """fans"""

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>mets

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Bitch if you are a mets fan you stay a mets fan. If you give up on them then leave.

Where did all these Mets fans come from all of a sudden, then?

I am so sorry. I messed up

I'm not going to waste time watching them when they're bad.

over .500 now, time for my team to give me false hope

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these are falseflaggers bitch. I've always been here. dont pull that shit onto me

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Complete list of "always here" fans:
Mariners
Mets

Cubs are the best team!

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Based New York Always Heres

>hottest team in baseball
>waaagh why are they talking on my Yea Forums now?

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lmao you little BITCHES mets fucking winning it all this year baby!

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Based Metsbro. Real fans only post when the team is doing well. That's how you know they're faithful to the team.

have a vintage meme

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I mean I post here even if my team is doing bad. Mariner fans have been vaporized, so I dunno. I should probably start to make game threads again since the two who made them are both ded im assuming

>found old photos from phone
>old memories rushing back
>see this
>its from 2013 all star game parade in nyc

the feels

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Imagine rooting for a team so bad that it kills you.

Alright metsbros can hang.... they simply don't give a shit what you think!

Mercy please!

Braves
thigh sex

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doyers
chikan

Here comes the Discord

oh here comes the dicksword

haha wouldnt it be funny if the broors and cubs both missed the playoffs

>cusb

I PULLED HIS PANTIES DOWN AND THE RECKER HAD A RUMP!

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How do we stop Anthony Recker bros

truly a platinum age for /mlb/

Suck my dickkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

I had Sportsenter on for 4 hours and ever time I look up E-40 is on there being fat
Why is he on there

The 3 bantergods...oh where are you now?

methlouis is worse than both of them

Mike "Trout" Tauchmann

I honestly didn't know

This West Coast Trip will turn our season around

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Yu better not make Darvish mad /mlb/

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For me it’s the Colorado Rockies baseball club

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r8 my fantasy infield:
>Alonso
>LeMaheiu
>Machado
>Polanco
>Gregorius
>Torres
>Urshela
>Donaldson
>Voit

Is there a more fair weather fan base than the Mets?

Bo Bichette is pretty good lads

97th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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*Groin blows out after touching 87mph*

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Mets are coming boys.

>abner doubleday
>lived one day at a time

>orel hershiser
>not a second baseman

>johnny bench
>actually a starter

>rusty kuntz
>never menstruated

>duke snider
>not an aristocrat

>barry bonds
>never excavated t-bills

>satchel paige
>not a backpack manuscript

>robin roberts
>never burgled bobs

>pie traynor
>actually a cake decorating instructor

>gaylord perry
>not the homosexual king of fencing

>wade boggs
>never walked through a swamp

>yogi berra
>got along well with ranger smith

>dizzy dean
>not a surefooted headmaster

>ernie banks
>accrued interest

>greg maddux
>preferred shovels

>harold baines
>didn't wear a mask

>tim salmon
>never swam upstream

>pete rose
>had tulips

>lefty grove
>never abandoned an orchard

>grover alexander
>only elected once but never conquered anything

>tris speaker
>mute

>tim raines
>became jt snow in january

>lou brock
>never oiled a granite

For me, it's the Philadelphia Philadelphias.

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>White Sox get Hector Santiago
>this is his third time with the organization
If it didn't work the last two times why do it again? Fuck sakes. Next they will aquire Beckham.

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Third time's the charm

They probably just need someone to soak up innings.

It worked the first time though. He turned into Adam Eaton who turned into Giolito, Lopez, and Dunning

>cusb
>and I CUSB
>omigoshies

astros desu

What's wrong with James Shields?

I like basedball, and I like all of you too

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Who was in the wrong here?

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rays, no series, killed steve irwin and aren't even winning their division

>it's real
BAAAAAAWWWW GAAAAAAAWD

Everyone is so jealous of the Metropolitans. Seethe harder.

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>bully the marlins and pierats
>still 4th place
who?

Doggie doos

Do you like the doggie doos?

You forgot the whos as well.
Imagine beating up on the whos pie rats and marlins and thinking you're playoff bound. Just wait until you play a real team again.

100 something for the doggie doos

And before the whos was the poordres. Sad look for mets fans.

Do you think Anthony Recker posts on this general and that he is one of the Recker posters?

Still winning 11 of the last 12. You take the wins and you keep going in the race.

Doggie doos lmao

>Cubs
>Party sluts (Dare Dorm, In the VIP, Horny Birds, old school GGW)

Absolute madman

No

The doggie doos suck!!!

I call it the gay area

How many homers would 2001 Barry Bonds have if he were playing in 2019?

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Zero
He'd be rightfully suspended

Zero
He'd be rightfully suspended

Zero
He'd be rightfully suspended

this is freaking incredible

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Speaking of which
>memeiners

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Big ass on that lass

cam on padres score some fackin runs

cubs
being cuckolded

Sit with her in the mire and the bog #believe

>Big ass on that lass
Which one?

They’re left with 31 home games and 18 away games. Huge difference in a playoff chase

Losing two (two) elimination games in a row at home

Hundred
He'd be rightfully MVP

>2019 Playoffs start
>Cubs vs Nationals WC game
>Cubs place their faith in their ace Yu Darvish for the WC game
>he gives up 6 runs in 2IP
>Cubs eliminated
>Scuba

You know it's going to happen, Darvish chokes during big games.

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>gay area discord trannies stop by to post wacky team names during their afternoon dilation

Who do I pray to so the Mets game I was going to tomorrow doesn’t get rained out?

amazing how the players weekend jerseys get worse every year

What should Recker’s nickname be?

She-Man

also their toughest opponent left is the dodgers. Then its the cubs and barves, but they can catch up to the phils and nats if they keep sputtering

>She-Man
Why “She-Man”?

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damned near killer er

>Made me remember the 2004-2011 logo
Just puked a little, not gonna lie

My bad

Hello, frens. Reddit is slow right now. Please tell me what the deets are on Anthony Recker.

>Trevor Bauer's Player's Weekend Nickname is J OCHART
>Phillies MInor League Hitting Coordinator is Jason Ochart
>They're directly connected through Driveline
Bros...

>Hey Jewels, I got your fix. I'm coming over.
>How come you never want gravy?
>...OOOOHHH. Goddamn, you're kinky! Yeah I got plenty stored up.
>Omw! lol!

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gg tigs

she prefers st louis chads

based rizz

she prefers blacked

Why doesn't mlb have a flopping rule?

Chase for 28

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imagine playing for the same team for 23 seasons and never winning the world series

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>doyers
>paizuri

Kershaw gonna be in this club

Mike Trout will know this feel unfortunately.

whats the worst world series we have seen this milenia? I'd say 2007 was pretty shitty all things considered

>Implying anyone can out-choke the nats in the playoffs

Ted Lyons came close with 21 seasons for the White Sox. His teammate Luke Appling played for 20 seasons, as did Robin Yount for the Brewers. The toughest pill of all may have been for Mel Harder, who spent 20 years toiling for the Indians, a span almost exactly encompassing the time between their two championships.

Yaz is my dad's favorite player ever, even though he has never been a Red Sox fan.

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even more pathetic is Boston never won a championship with Ted Williams either

Yea Forumsstros

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The contest to this image is better than any green text story.

nyy v bal gamethread

Yeah fucking loser being loyal to his team!!

There are rules where you have to try and get out of the way of a pitch, but that's up to the ump to call.

Also this wasn't a flop, he was hit right in the sweet spot of the knee where there's a nice, big fat nerve, and he had to be taken out of the game and benched for the next one.

t w i s n

Rays refers to the sun's rays
Miami intern is a dumb boomer

For me, it's Asian women and the Dodgers.

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Too bad you're scoring with neither tonight

Every World Series from 04 to 07 was pretty fucking boring, hard to pick between any of them.

>2004
le red sux win
>2005
oh wait the white sox won somethi-oh it was against pooston
>2006
*yawn* should've been mets tigers fight me
>2007
the rockies are the worst NL team

You'll be saying about Mike Trout 20 years from now

Thinking about it, 05 was probably the worst because absolutely nobody gave a shit about either team.

Astros are more interesting at least. White sox, even in their prime with konerko and podsednik and mark buehrle, they werent that amazing in retrospect since they didnt sustain it

all the games were good though, 2007 was the rockies getting btfo the entire time

hot take: all the world series where the red sox won it sucked and barely had any memorable games

this but unironically

>marlels

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looks like we got a old fashioned PP duel lads

Former college and briefly low A pitcher here. Fuck this rigged ass juiced balls shit. As soon as the league started making the balls themselves it was OVER. Fuck any of you who still support this semen slurping garbage. All stats in all of baseball history are fucking worthless now. From ESPN today:

Most HR/Game In MLB History
2019 Twins 1.96
2019 Yankees 1.71
2019 Dodgers 1.67
2018 Yankees 1.65
2019 Astros 1.65

1. The Minnesota Twins are on pace to break baseball's single-season home run record of 267.
2. There are 14 teams on pace to break their single-season home run marks.
3. The Mariners hit or allowed a home run in 107 straight games.
4. The Yankees hit a home run in 91 games through July 31.
5. The Minnesota Twins are five home runs away from setting their franchise record -- with 50 games left to play.
6. The Twins are the first team in MLB history to hit 50 home runs in three calendar months within a season.
7. When the Twins hosted the Yankees last month, the teams combined to hit 20 home runs in the series, and the balls traveled a total of 7,875 feet.
8. The Orioles have already allowed 223 home runs this year.
9. The Orioles are yielding 3.15 home runs per game when they face the Yankees.
10. So far this season, 207 players have hit at least 10 home runs.
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11. There were four consecutive days when a player hit three home runs from July 23 to July 26.
12. There have already been 16 three-homer games so far in 2019.
13. Three players had 30-plus home runs ... at the All-Star break.
14. Ronald Acuna Jr. became the fourth-youngest player to reach 50 career home runs.
15. Gleyber Torres is three home runs away from becoming the third Yankees player with at least 50 homers through his age-22 season.
16. There already have been more home runs this year (4,677) than in the entire 2014 season (4,186) or 2011 season (4,552).
17. There have been 1,000-plus home runs in every full month of the season so far.
18. We've had more five-homer games by a team this season than in any full season before this.
19. There have been 131 home runs of at least 450 feet this season. There were just 82 of those all of the past season.
20. 2019 is on pace to smash the all-time home run record of 6,105 home runs.

Give me ONE reason why it's ok for MLB to juice baseballs to drive up run totals and ruin every single stat in all of baseball history. Just ONE. I'm listening.

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My big brain likes when ball go far.

based autistic pitcher laying down the law

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Astros desu

>OMG a solo home run!

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Official Houston Astros vs Colorado Rockies Gamethread: Greinke's Astro Debut

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He's right you know.

Mariners are too cocky. They think just because Griffey blatantly used roids but doesn't get called out on it that they can have anyone do so

At least Manfred changed his stance from "IT'S NOT DIFFERENT AT ALL" to the equally bogus but slightly less egregious "okay the ball is different, but even though we produce them boy golly gee we can't explain why". Only 500 more years at this rate and he'll admit to rigging the last couple years of playoffs

yanks @ orilels
come see jonathan holder(one of our worst bullpen arms) used as an opener

>opener
One of the worst memes desu

>mets

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You fuckers want anything?

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>mest

>sip smarter
Nope not participating in the market manipulation perpetrated by Big Straw.

8 dollar water pls

ill take a burger and a diet coke, thanks

Only have enough for a steak sandwich and a beer. Sorry faggots

pat lafreida is based

Pic related

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Say Ryu and Scherzer's dinky little 10 day IL trips turn into season ending, and Greinke utilizes Houston's cheating spin rate ways to become even more dominant
Does he win both Cy Youngs

Then degrom wins another cy young lol. Have you seen his play as of late?

>Orioles abusing Angel Hernandez
they're cool now

What would you like to see Recker wear and why?

>cubs

Based Bo Bichette

>number 36 for alonso
He's getting close to 50 home runs

That’s the power of pat la freida

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my rookie of the year

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>cubes

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50 home runs this season is equivalent to 35 home runs in any other season. Doesn't really count. Still impressive though.

what did he mean by this...

Based Freeman

KEK SCUBA KEK

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I mean, at the rate he is going, hes gonna break the mets club record of home runs in a season at 41 set by beltran

>tloses

Throw a steak sandwich at Diaz if he comes in

>11-0 A's
>its only the 4th inning
>cubes

Can the Mets make the playoffs?

I devoured that shit

I’m the user from the previous general. I got my tickets to tomorrow as well. Depends on how that bitch pitches

given the chances they have at hand, their schedule and who they have, they got a shot. They still have a weakness with the pen, so anything can happen. I still want to see how they do this weekend

Noice

>braves actually scoring runs and getting hits with runners on base before the eighth inning
What dark wizardry is this?

Hopefully Mickey will let Wheels throw a CG. He has gsellman warming up

Knowing the Mets the entire team will die again

nah. the only issue so far is cano and dom smith being kill

Braves 1-3 is on fire tonight, Acuna in particular, 2-2 a walk, a SB, a HR, and 3 runs scored

Nah the way the night is going I see complete game

I’m scared it’s gonna rain out tmrw I got my girl coming with

Nah, Gare and Ronnie are talking like they’re pretty sure Wheeler is done

Mets great Mookie Wilson on Dinosaurs. Let's go Mets!

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How did the Dodgers get named the doggie doos?

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cubs fan here and the cubs are losing 11-0

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cubs fan here!!!

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*yip* for me it's the doggie doos

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Go Mets

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maybe they should stop wearing identacle hats!!!!!

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Mets win again.

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twitter.com/SNYtv/status/1158918086046732288
Mets Win!

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The doggie doos can doo doo, but Jimmy Carter is smarter.

>its just the marlins

the one yesterday was better

why would they wear doggie doos hats?

>>its just the marlins

Let's see them beat the doggie doos.

>tloses

>Mest celebrating beating teams that are the worst in there division

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>Doggie doos

Braves/Yankees WS it is then

One autistic Giants fan spammed the fuck out of it.

welp

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>"No dont celebrate winning!"
dumb wojak poster

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hello fellow cubs fan!!!

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It's catchy.

Doggie doos indeed

>greinke
>asstros
kek

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don't bully the autist, it's his first game with a new team.

Go Mets!

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Too much shifting

well hello there!

He’s a good boi. I’d smash McNeil’s wife

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Embarrassing
mobile.twitter.com/BarstoolHubbs/status/1158913103117082629

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yea can you imagine playing for the o's?

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>Doggie doos

>yankees
>that pitching
>ws
Their starters are lasting 2 innings against the fucking Orioles

Meh. I could find a better looking girl on a Friday night in any college town. Pupper is bretty kyute tho.

Bet she fucks Cano on the side

spotted the jealous red sux fan

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It seems to have really caused some doggie doos fans some hurt feelings lol

How would you react if your favorite team was compared to your favorite food?

These Sped retards are pissing me off

Koreans love them some doggie doos.

you are what you eat

>bunts over the shift

cards dodgers

Matt "You Gonna Eat That?" Albers got a save for the Brewers tonight.
>tfw I miss Matt Albers

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I saw Matt Stairs shopping at Home Depot today in King Of Prussia

I saw Ronald Acuna playing baseball at Target Field in Minneapolis tonight

I saw user being a faggot on mlb general tonight

braves just gonna blow this 11-0 game i guess kek

>cusb

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>Lillies

>cusb

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>leafs
>Just throw the ball to the squatting guy
>Literally one job

sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/mariners-infielder-tim-beckham-suspended-172426398.html

Dumb bitch got caught with stanozolol

>memeners

reds won bros

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i will eat my hat if the reds steal the division

Damn. They're on roids and they still suck.

>stanozolol
>for .237/.293/.461 and 15 homers
>roiding for this

Yea Forumsstros desu

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Trea Turner cannot dance.

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at least he's trying, fucker!

Imagine roiding when all the balls are juiced and still being this bad.

>BERDS!!!

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Yea ForumsSTROS WIN

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shit meme

MO IS IN THE HOUSE!

>shit meme

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>trying
>stats are worse than they were two years ago

surprised the o/u for braves/twins has only been 10.0 the entire series

94657748
the s*y meme is one of the worst ones this site has made

schwarbie got himself a single and drove in 2 and caught!

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Does Aquino remind any other Redsbros of Eric the Red?

LOSERS!

good game Twins

even if Greene gave up a dinger I thought he looked really good there, one pitch caught just a bit too much of the plate but otherwise his stuff was pretty good.

Won't get TOO excited over how much better Folty looked after Gausman burned me but if he can keep that up that should at least solidify the rotation for the rest of the season, and he looked a lot closer to last year than this year

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horrid loss from uncharacteristically bad pitching from Berrios
gg braves

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They gave it their all, schwarbro.

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That's loser talk.

much respect to ya, you're consistent!

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Philthie kek Phillthie kek

my yanks tbhlads

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>doggie doos

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>He doesn't like the juiced ball era
fucken plebs

For me, it's the dead ball era.

>BERDS!!!

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>Berds!

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this is psychotic...fucking psychotic

>Lillies

EYYYYY I’M WALKIN HEEYA!!

Imagine being vlad jr and getting shown up by a july callup lmao

pls give corey dickerson back

t. Rats fan

Bo is also a good player though?

Good game, Giants. Stay mad, Mets.

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>the buffalo bills of los angeles

>B

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lol

Mets gonna join ya in the wild card race. Better change that meme to Stay mad, Phillies while you still can!

>Mets gonna join ya
>ya

schwarbro detected! much respect to ya!

>BERDS!!!

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Uh oh. Philthie kek gonna get swept under the rug in the Wilcard race by the Mest of all teams. Larper gets to watch his former team clinch a playoff spot while he watches his wife give birth to a mentally retarded son in the off season. Philthie keks go 4th with an even worse team than last year, and spend gorillion dollars to do it. Philthie kek Philthie kek.

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My Dodgies won again :)

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these dodger a-holes

redbirds desu

Berdstros

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based broship

berdship

here we go berdstros here we go

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I haven't been on /MLB/ in a month what the fuck is this Doggie Doos bullshit. Somehow it's the gayest thing I've seen on this sight, and I've been on /trash/.

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>doggie doos

>I haven't been on /MLB/ in a month what the fuck is this Doggie Doos bullshit. Somehow it's the gayest thing I've seen on this sight, and I've been on /trash/.

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st. reddit soidinals

Shut the fuck up, nigger, you're making us look bad.

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OHHH NOOOO
doggie doos kek!

>unironically being a fan of the soidinals
i shiggy diggy

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Anyone else looking forward to the inevitable failure of the Angels to fix their pitching this offseason? You can already see their shithead fans working themselves into a lather over Gerrit Cole.

Come to st. louis if you really want to see some hot fans in leather

>the gapeway arse

If you want to see shithead fans, come to Chicago. They unironically have heads like all the brainlet pictures, like people with tricycle heads, people with windmill heads, etc. It's fuckin' unreal.

Yes... this will do nicely

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>Berds!

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the cardinals are gonna right the ship, Im not worried

cringe

cringe

cringe

cringe

This asshole is relentless

This dude is gonna hit some 500+ tape measure dingers for the Reds.

sports.yahoo.com/aquinos-mammoth-homer-center-002255809.html

>BERDS!!!

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>big mans part of the ballpark
Dinger-lets BTFO

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posting a man who has an open mouth just because someone said something you didnt like is pretty immature

I hate this team
*posts man with open mouth glasses and neckbeard*
ebin :)

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Imagine making wojak edits still

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"noooo please dont make fun of the cubs please!:("
"Oh I know I'll just make the shitty meme that this site has been regurgitating for the past 2 years and plaster that onto them, despite my fanbase being filled with neckbeard fedora reddityros who adore faggots like schwarber and bryant and lester"

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soidinals in a seeth

Im not even a cards fan im pointing the hypocrisy in this """""meme"""""

t. soidinals

why do you think its a cubs fan?

Because they are the suspects as always

soii louis!

Today I shall remind them

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OH. MY. G-O-S-H.

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stupid idiot

based and /hoc/pilled

DFA /mlb/

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>can't handle the bantz
>w-w-we won the roller derby cup!
cringe

Can't Shoo the Schwarber who got his team out of a bases loaded, no out jam.
twitter.com/NBCSCubs/status/1158928602232238080

youtube.com/watch?v=FPjJW5iTFN0

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sick'em godgers

godgers go get'em

go go gadget godgers

how much time does he need? or is he a faggot fraud?

Go to hell, all of you

larping faggot

My bad

Pity cup

I think it's time we take this fool down a notch. Thinking he runs this place, someone take em out

summer down folks

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hm

seems like my birdinals got ya seethin, fuck gaydgers btw LMAO

Someone solve this mystery before it's too late

Here’s your problem: too many cubs fans

Ay my bad

sorry sir

Just give me some time and I'll crack the code, I'll solve the mystery, I'll get the cat outta the bag, I'll reason with this riddle, I'll settle this secrecy, I'll clarify this crux, I'll bust this brainteaser, I'll explain this enigma....

this loony bin has gone off the rails O_O

this monkey playpen has turned into a banterbarn

listed!!

cringe

cwinge.... CUHWINGE :3 3333

just kill yourself retard

>philthies are going to lose their wild card berth to the fucking mest

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How can you not love baseball

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At least Camden Yards is nice, that's basically all they've got going for them.

>sux
L M F A O

Nats desu senpai

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imagine naming your team after the points on a compass and still having no direction in life lol

Will the Mest get the final NL Wild Card?

No

>berds!!!

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No, they’re winning the NL East

mlb.com/cubs/video/davis-pitches-a-scoreless-9th
Elite

>The Curse of Jim Kelly

Can anyone stop Bo Bichette?

a mirror

Berds!

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astros desu

O i Ken ya
N then I wheeze ya

>mfw reds pull a teds and barely squeek into the wildcard just to sweep the #1 seed

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Alonso just went yard. Love 12 o’clock games

Nope

Mets are winning against the Marlins and White Sox and whatnot, calm the fuck down.

Let's see how they fare in six games against non-bottom-feeding teams starting their next game. Wouldn't be surprised for them to be completely exposed and lose four out of six.

think they would have learned from the Jints

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Well, when you are hot, you are hot. Mets could win this next series against the nats so anything is possible.

what is the most SAVAGE moment in baseball this year

>tloses

Bravos desu yo~

These umps in Minnesota have been terrible

>arguing if a ball in the stands is foul
Absolute state of Minnesota

>polanco

Why do you guys get so angry about the best team in baseball right now? Stats don’t lie friends.
The jealousy is unreal

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this moshi moshi desu

>testing your tornado siren in the middle of the game
>twice

Holy fuck what a dumpster fire the twins are

>twins failing so hard sirens are going off

And another laugh out loud hilarious heel gimmick redditor goes into the filter

Jeff McNeil is the best pure hitter in baseball, and it's not even particularly close.

Holy shit Perez has been in such aggressive decline the last month. Usually it's just a sloppy first inning, but today he's just straight up bad. The field isn't helping much either
>triple play
lol whatever

Homerun derby at citi field right now

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>mests fans being excited over sweeping the marlins

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This, if you aren't nervously waiting for the other shoe to drop at the worst possible time you haven't been a mets fan long enough.

>bases loaded walk
>passed ball with bases loaded
>throwing error to first
>catcher hit in the head twice
>arguing with the umps about balls that literally went into the stands
>tornado siren keeps going off all inning
>finally get a triple play after all the damage is already done
What went so wrong?

I fully expect a horrific crash, I'm just trying to enjoy things while I can

Who's the best impure hitter?

what team is this

eduardo nunez

tloses

>the city if aidslanta

Minnesota, that's not even all the blundering they did this game

>emergency alert system
>no actual emergency

wew endor with the shutout saving snag

>based Girardi coaching Team USA

"“This is a huge thrill for me,” Girardi told MLB.com in a telephone interview. “I love our country. I think we live in the greatest place in the world."

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Extended cut today. Intern is really earning his shekels
twitter.com/SNYtv/status/1159171512743710721

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Cards @ Dodgers
Game link in the thread

Metsies kek metsies!

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ffs why take Fried out after giving up 1 run. twins have murdered the bullpen this series

Phillhies finally did something with their analytical Jewish manger guys. They gave him a raise and 5 year extension and told the media if you keep telling them to fire them that you are a anti Semitic racist white males, and their loss season was from player and fan attendance error.

NEW THREAD

lel philthies are kekked

and so it begins