/seriea/ + /calciomercato/ - Getting rid of the deadwood edition

Inter is desperate so they're jewing to maximum

are you ready for the CHADreva redemption are?
twitter.com/InterYaLautaro/status/1158356402093604864

desu many of the 2000s generation were a wasted potential, even if they were highly rated. you could include most journey men in that category

Conte really knows how to utilize him
"just run and hoof that ball in the general direction of a team mate"

>Dybala called Icardi and asked him about Milan
OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dybala-Suso swap la

Dybala + Demiral for Suso and Chadalabria

>boy that candreva is sure getting alot of the ball
>he's playing really well
>it can't be because the opposition ignores him knowing his hoofball crossing is useless

DEJA VU
I'VE JUST BEEN IN THE PLACE BEFORE
HIGHER ON THE STEET AND I KNOW IT'S MY TIME TO GO
CALLING YOU AND THE SEACH IS A MYSTERY
STANDING ON MY FEET ITS SO HARD TO BE ME

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What?

Dybala Is now thinking about moving to Inter

Ah he was talking about the city. I guess that means Inter want a Dybala-Icardi swap.

>Inter want a Dybala-Icardi swap.
not when the shiek knocks
>Paris Saint-Germain reportedly table a €60 million offer to Juventus for Paulo Dybala, according to Canal+ in France.

And Dybala too wants it to spite Juventus

goodmorning /seriea/

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Apizza?

Apizza™

yeah i bet

Juve wants Icardi, Inter wants Dybala and he wants to spite Juve

so, is it J or N next season ?

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t. Lorenzo Chiappa

Inter if they manage to get Lukaku, Dzeko and Dybala

You forgot Griezmann, Modric, Kolarov and Vidal

>ever believing Repubblica sport pages

>t.butthurt Dybala fan

Shoutout to SPAS' owner, a fellow gunfu lover

inter are wining the champions league. they don't have the stamina for the league. and btw, why is napoli's badge so ugly comparable to the other teams (jj aside) ?

It's too early for the Champion's League but winning Series A is more plausible

>it's a "delusional sfinteristi" thread

Thanks, fra. I don't know if I can do it. It's too damn confusing.

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>it's a "JJ customers in denial" thread
JJ and Inter need to offload their players and the swap is the best choice for both of them, they don't care about what you fans think

Yes good luck for both of them convincing the counterpart that his player is worth more than the offer.
Paratici and Marotta hate each others right now

nice fanfiction

Baseless rumors from the likes of Gazzetta dello Sporco and other shitty journos, what so you comes first? Their hatred or their teams interests?

So not them

>Conte in CL
lmao

70 + bonus for Lukaku, 20 for Dzeko and swap Icardi with Dybala

Every summer, you now remember l'Inter dei supereroi aka l'antijuve

>implying Inter has 90m cash to spend without loans installments and youth kids trown in
>implying Juve would ever value Dybala as much as Icardi

>Paratici wants 80mln for Dybala and values Icardi not more than 50
>Marotta values Icardi 80 and wants a straight swap
How the fuck are they gonna fix this? And why would they want to fix it? They would just strengthen their opponents

Never forgot

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And strengthen themselves at the same time, which is what Juve wants
>implying Inter has 90m cash to spend without loans installments and youth kids trown in
Explain me the offer they sent to United then
>implying Juve would ever value Dybala as much as Icardi
They need Icardi more than they need Dybala, both teams will value their players 80+ and deal's done

De vrij is such a whore, fuck his life

Marotta might throw in Candreva who must be worth at least 35 mil after his pre-season form

>Icardi - Superman
oh no no no

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inb4 dybala-piatek swap

>ICARKEK

based

>Explain me the offer they sent to United then
its probably full of clauses and istallments, journalistst don't know shit, ecen Di Marzio got barely anything right this summer, expecially regardi the figures.
>They need Icardi more than they need Dybala
they really don't, they can always start Dybala or Piggy as a striker, Sarri made Mertens a top striker he will find a way. On the other hand Inter are desperate to sell Icardi becaue otherwise they can't buy any new striker and he's rfusing every other destination. Juve has literally 0 reasons to value them at the same price.

>its probably full of clauses and istallments, journalistst don't know shit, ecen Di Marzio got barely anything right this summer, expecially regardi the figures.
We'll see about that, Inter has money but they can't spend for shit because of FF, the swap would help both teams on that
>they really don't, they can always start Dybala or Piggy as a striker, Sarri made Mertens a top striker he will find a way
Sarri is a yesman and if the board says that Dybala is useless then Dybala is useless. Icardi is also more useful for Juventus unlike Dybala because he is a better partner for TSU

>And strengthen themselves at the same time, which is what Juve wants
Do you really believe that? Because they just swapped Cancelo with Danilo.
What Juve wants is a plusvalenza, and a Dybala-Icardi swap wouldn't be much of a plusvalenza

>What Juve wants is a plusvalenza, and a Dybala-Icardi swap wouldn't be much of a plusvalenza
Are you kidding me? If they value both players 80 or even 90 Juve makes a huge plusvalenza

Will Napoli ever sign anyone?

lol

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>he is a better partner for TSU

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Compared to Dybala? Yes

Why? Because of last season when Allegri didn't know what to do with him?

>Inter has money but they can't spend for shit because of FF
yeah that's why they offered loans+ obbligation or many installments for Lukako and that's not going to change now. If they could have just forked out the 70m why wouldn't they do that a month ago?
>he is a better partner for TSU
not really, Dybala can feed TSU tap ins, Icardi doesn't, and he both make the same movements, they would get in each others way much more. And again, Inter is much mre desperate to sell than Juve is, if the deal doesn't happen Juve will just start Dybala or Higgy upfront, Inter on the other hand will start Longo and have an unhappy player on the team refusing to play all season long

Ah Yes a tap in merchant that has never played with tsu and is pretty much incapable of adding to the buildup is a good partner for tsu
I dont necesarily believe the twink is a better partner for tsu but pretending that Its a fact that icardi is a better partner when dybalel has barely been tried in a central position with tsu on the left is absolutely retarded

>Mauro Icardi to Juventus could be back on after Cristiano Ronaldo reportedly approved of the Inter striker’s arrival.

i bet ronaldo wants to see icardi in the showers mostly

At least they did sometime. Meanwhile Atalanta is just completely silence.

they are both tap in artists that don't contribute anything else to the team how are they a good pairing?

No one gives a fuck what that Portugese retard says. Just score tap ins and stfu

They bought Muriel and a bunch of of meme players that will surelu become great under Gasperini, also not selling anyone is alredy a nice feat

>Wanda got cucked by based Tsuuuuuu
Karma is a bitch.

They sold Mancini, their defense is shit now

—————-Milik - Mertens
Insigne - Zielinski - James Rodriguez - Lozano

Good enough to cuck JJ?

Because TSU needs someone to help him get through the defensive line easier, someone with a strong physique and Icardi fits that spot
>yeah that's why they offered loans+ obbligation or many installments for Lukako and that's not going to change now
Loan + obligation works literally in the same way as a straight purchase on the balance. Also
See above

youtu.be/IGh2Sgyli8I

>someone with a strong physique and Icardi fits that spot
All Icardi does is literally tap it in.
He doesn't protect the ball, he doesn't move outside the box, he doesn't create spaces for his teammates, he just tap the ball in

Tsu needs a benzememe not a glorified cutrone
>icardi
>strong physique
Lel

Mancini wasn't even a starter

Gasperini rotates a lot but Mancini was pretty much a starter last season, Palomino wasn't starting that often anymore

>someone with a strong physique
Icardi is really not that kind of player, he's not particulary strong he just beats defender moving better if you wanted someone strong you would buy Lucacca or even fucking Zapata. What Ronaldo needs is someone that moves in a way that opens spaces for him like Benzema did, or Giroud if you want another exemple, and that has enough technique to provide him tap ins, something king cuck can't do. Piggy would be a way better fit , as would Dybala

inter is screwed with the striker situation. if they dont get someone now the start of the season will be too soon.

LUKAKU AND DZEKO IN WHEN????

>B-boban, are >we buying Modri-

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4-3-3

Ronaldo/Douglas --- Higuain/Dybala --- Bernardeschi/Douglas

That's 5 players for 3 spots and there's still Cuadrado in case you need an extra, I don't see any reason to change

'

I don't think that their badge is ugly, but their kit are

>they don't know about Malinovskyi
Forgive them padre, for they do not know what they do

If inter miraculously wins CL before jj, i will consider jj's banter era never ended and never will

Don't worry adl will buy james and lozano in the last week of mercato, r-right?

3rd kit looks cool

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>Dybala wearing the third kit
Literally why

I don't think they did the shoot today

Why release it then

Is it harder to build muscle mass if I do cardio (running) ontop of going to the gym?

We only watch sports here, not participate in them.

Depends on where you want to build muscle

Yes or atleast thats what ive been told by the guys I occasionaly go to the gym with
Based

fit memes about cardio killing gains but youd need to run a shit ton for it to affect. so yeah its fine after lifting if i remember correctly

No it's recomended, it start to affect muscle growth only if you regularly run half marathons or shit like that

Mancini is overrated, basically Materazzi but worse.

Juve is slowly becoming Roma

>icardi fags jumping on the dybala ship after berating him for two years
pathetic

The swap is not the best choice for both of them when one is getting thrown out by the club. You're lucky if you get dzeko and some money for him.
And you can't afford Dybala's wages.
You're believing something a newspaper with 0 reliability in general let alone in sports came up to sell some copies to retarded terroni customers on the beach.
And not everyone calling you out on how fucking delusional you are season after season has to be a Juventus customer.

But Juve is not run by incompetent real estate company that failed to turn Roma into Italian Arsenal.

>going full plusvalenza
>buying a shitload of injury prone players
>making ads with players that are about to be sold
Idk user, sounds like Roma to me.

gabigol is rumoured to spain.

Bros I think i'm falling for the giurisprudenza meme, I want to be an attourney so badly

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>slowly
Lmao watch it this season, they're gonna fail hard

>I've made a huge mistake

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Behave yourself and sign to Incelleria like a real man

Do it faggot
Don't switch midway through first year because you feel like the themes are "soulless" only to switch to Literature though, nor don't expect to do anything as a non frequentante. I tried it with Economia Politica and got fucked.
Roughly one professor out of six per year is a fucking twat, maybe another sucks at teaching but is otherwise decent.
Roma is forever overrated, private unis will teach you fuck all and only give you a spot in society through daddy's money and blowjobs, medium-sized unis are the fucking best (sedi distaccate are good though but have a ton of problems so not recommended if you want a social life and/or attend uni events), Alleanza Studentesca and company are the biggest fucking brainlets you'll ever meet and downright incompetent at anything that requires actual effort in faculty
>Incelleria
Ah yes the "Unis in smaller towns" master I might end up studying for if they don't activate Criminology

So you think that I shouldn't go alla sapienza? It would be very comfortable for me transport wise to go there

>graduating in 1,5 years
Feels good to be a corporate rat tbqh

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Idk why but all of my acquaintances that studied giurisprudenza there dropped out or moved to lettere like that user said lmao

Not nice of them to use San Paolo in that ads

Me on the left

because it looks like it's cum stained and it's just perfect on him

>stop iracy
what was meant by that ?

>1000m of (((lost money)))

>pirateria indiretta
>visione DVD/Blu-ray non originali o copie digitali non ufficiali di film, serie TV o programmi televisivi che qualcunaltro aveva acquistato,scaricato o copiato(tipicamente a casa di amici,parenti..)

Reminder that you can't watch anything together with other people or they're going to jail

>campaign made by out of touch old people aimed at the bloody whippersnappers
evry tiem, there's nothing funnier

Maybe if you faggots didn't split the league in two subscriptions. Serie A was probably the only thing i wasn't pirating, up until last season.

They never fail to deliver. They always even link to the most used sites
>Cb01,AltaDefinizione,FilmSenzaLimiti
>IsoHunt,TorrentProject,ExtraTorrentIlCorsaroNero

I wonder how long will it be before they block google drive too.

Maybe if Sky weren't greedy cunts, DAZN wasn't fucking useless, I did want to give my money to Berlusconi OR RAI ACTUALLY STOPPED SUCKING FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND AND BOUGHT THE R IGHTS AGAIN I'd watch games legit
Since that very much isn't the case, it's far cheaper to follow my local team, you need to pay in organs to watch Serie goddamn C and Gravina cannot defenestrate people, fuck you you're not getting a single cent. It doesn't take a genius to figure out why the other leagues get more money and viewership, but those crying against piracies are absolute fucking mongs anyways.

take the sprint pill - optimal running which actually helps you build muscle mass. interval sprint training with anything between 5-10 sprints will give a good boost to your growth hormone levels. remember denanon, chads sprint, virgins jog

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>SMS almost gone
>Badelj gone
Who is gonna play in the midfield fras
t. concerned

>Juve actually signing boys for the women's team
twitter.com/JuventusFCWomen/status/1158701334629179393

They just can't stop cheating can they

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>Napoli Supporter: Juve are making dodgy transfers and there's no guarntee they will adapt to Sarri's playstyle, this year is our best chance
>Napoli board: twitter.com/sscnapoli/status/1158518834296500225

Didn't know Orsolini still played for >us

Looks like a retardard version of winkfu

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twitter.com/paranzafritta/status/1158638483721924608
Big if true

twitter.com/CalcioFinanza/status/1158692770799861760

Uh oh

Another reason why the swap Icardi for Dybala will happen

Dream way: Milinkovic stays, we buy a wonderkid to replace Badelj (Szoboszlai) who turns out a goat. Cataldi grows a pair, Berisha comeback without injuries and Luis Alberto starts making magic again. Lulic and Parolo can still run and score a couple. Andre Anderson is the new profeta. Leiva is still Leiva.

Good way: Milinkovic stays, we buy a ngubu (fofana) which is decent as a replacement for Leiva who misses some matches because old. Berisha manage to play some matches because of Parolo/Lulic wall hit, but Inzaghi manage to use them properly. Luis Alberto and Cataldi alternates good matches with mediocre ones. Andre Anderson loaned to Parma/Verona scores a pair of goals.

Realistic way: We sell Sergej for 100 M but we buy just a random ngubu and a kid from uruguay. Leiva injured is replaced by Cataldi and Ngubu but they perform poorly. Parolo and Lulic keep playing well, but due to the absence of SMS we manage to end 7th in the table. Anderson is the new Minala.

Hell way: SMS sold for 70- 80 M because jews, Leiva injured for most of the season makes Lotito buy Nocerino in November. Luis alberto wants to go back to sevilla and refuse to play. Cataldi is still shit but he plays all the matches and scores owngoal against Roma. Parolo and Lulic hit the wall so hard that Reja (who replaces Inzaghi) puts Patric on the midfield. After losing against Verona with a midfield made by Patric, Minala and Cataldi we end up being relegated in Serie B

weird, i was told that Ronaldo repaid himself in shirt sales

He's the reason why Juventus is gonna end like Moratti's Inter or worse

dybala to psg for 80 million to replace neymardo

See

but is that money for rube at all just swapping?

Ah Yes a swap without any pluvalenza, that surely is gonna bring the required plusvalenza to jj

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Who is this Szoboszlai guy? New Dzudzak?

Quick rundown on this?

>Suso, Hakan, Biglia, Borini, Calabria will all remain
Another season with no Champions League.

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Swap is the easiest way to get plusvalenza, actually. Just write down Icardi 100m, Dybala 100m.
It brings up yearly costs and requires more plusvalenze next year, but that's what plusvalenze scam is all about

Don't tell them to actual Juve fans, they still believe that Juventus will still have good money even if they don't win the CL.

this but unironically (exluding Calabria)

I really don't get what's the fucking point of spending 75 or 100 or 90 millions for one big transfer if you have to sell 2 or 3 players in return

What is best is that they chose Sarri out of all the coaches available

There are people that genuinely believe Juventus will go bankrupt in a year or two, those people surely aren't deluded

Inter didn't go bankrupt but they disappeared for a decade and the same will happen to you soon

No, he is fast but his role is playmaker. Could be the new Ozil.

swapping players overvalueing them is the number one plusvalenza move, that's why Inter includes random youngsters in every deal they can

It's literally my worst nightmare. All the Gattuso shitters are staying.

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Napoli offical account posting the results of a card game between Napoli's staff (De Laurentiis and Ancelotti won)

Except Juve keeps making plusvalenze with important players every fucking year, they're not renewing and raising the wages of players like Mandzukinc, Higuain and Khedira like that Inter would've done

You've literally renewed Khedira and Mandzushit back in May you troglodyte

>they're not renewing and raising the wages of players like Mandzukinc, Higuain and Khedira
kek they renewed Mandzu this spring and Khedira last year

>They're not renewing and raising the wages of players like Mandzukinc, Higuain and Khedira
Stop embarassing >us

Just to sell them you retarded sons of apes

Yeah top teams from all around the globe are lining ti sign Khedira, i lost count of all the rumours about him leaving. Mandzu as well unless the retards at United menage to sign him in 3 days

Did you see him vs United? He got raped by every single nigger.
You can stop pretending he's good now breh.

This fucker ruined everything. This motherfucker is dead to me.
He's the one who kept whoring out Sushit and the Kebab. Leo was about to sell that fucking Turkish shit in January.
He's also the one who benched Conti when he was performing well and giving assists left and right just to start his precious shitter Calabria.
And he refused to ever play Caldara when he was fucking fit.

And his friends in the media were all defending him. Luckily the italian milan forum are very redpilled in this aspect and noticed the same shit I did.

Giampaolo fell for Suso's bullshit and now doesn't want to sell him. Despite Suso not giving a single good pass to Piatek last match.

This is such a fucking nightmare. Sure Giampaolo's football looks good but it's far from effective with all of these shitters in the team and is pretty much continuing the destruction of Piatek that Shittuso started last season.

I'm sure we will have a disastrous 1st month dropping points left and right.

>Yeah top teams from all around the globe are lining ti sign Khedira
It doesn't have to be top teams, it can be some random Asian or American team for 5/10 millions. Khedira was a parametro zero

>Mandzu as well unless the retards at United menage to sign him in 3 days
Are you saying they're not retarded enough to do that?

NO!

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Thanks

>unless the retards at United menage to sign him in 3 days
Never count those big brains out.

most of the shirt sales if not all go to the sponsors

>year or two
nah but sooner or later they will

>nah but sooner or later they will
Next year when they fail to win even the scudetto with that overrated shit that is Sarri

they'll bought by lippi and canavarro with all of their china/arab money

This article is made on the notion that Juve will keep all the shitters like Higuain, Mandzukic, Khedira, etc
Situation will be different by the end of mercato

Delusional

Okay user, Dybala and Ronaldo are coming to Inter for Icardi and Padelli don't worry

>Ronaldo reunited with modric
Based

The chinese transfer window is closed and American teams don't pay for transfers and i don't even kno if they can pay him as much as he gets now, besides he has no offers right now.
>Are you saying they're not retarded enough to do that?
No, i'm just saying that they might not have enough time to do it

She cute
twitter.com/ASRomaWomen/status/1158739814994391040?s=20

I know, but las year it here it was full of retards claiming he would repay himself in merchandise alone

Higauin is refusing every offer
Khedira and Mndzukic have no offers
If they were so easy to sell they would have alredy doe it instead of sacrifyinz Cancelo and probably Dybala

that's not the case with Juve actually. Still it was never going to be enough.
But the reason Juve is selling thse players is way simpler than that. John Elkann wants to stop the retard cousin from spending too much

It's better than Rome but fascistoids like to place bombs on campus while local police will scan you like a terrorist at times. It's a good choice but still pretty expensive.
I'd look at unis somewhat close to you becausr for Giurisprudenza even Catania has a renomated faculty user.

>dude just subscribe to 7 different different services to watch the leagues you used to get with cable
>dude just suck it up when we don't show the game you want
>dude trust me more people watching the league will kill it
I swear to God if Italy goes the britcuck route and bans showing the game on TV I'm gonna FREAK

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He should just sell all the players and make Juventus a solid contender for the first 4 places instead of purchasing big names

>but fascistoids like to place bombs on campus
Based Fascist rooting commies from it's very ground.

>but fascistoids like to place bombs on campus
Based Fascist rooting commies from it's very ground.

never gonna happen, for three simple reasons
>TV tickets are the only substantial form of revenue capable of keeping league and most of its clubs afloat
>banning games on the telly would be the final nail in the coffin for the movement, because your average calcio enthusiast Mario Rossi likes his sedentary lifestyle very much and would rather be dead than go to the nearest stadium and watch a football game
>Italy is not a warped dystopia like the UK (yet)

hidden season tickets in tsuu merch to jack up the juve revenue, nedved magic la

>brown hair
>womenlet
>lazies around in the final third just to make some meme through ball
is she, dare i say the reincarnation of late totti ?!!

You're full of shit, nothing like this ever happened to me and my faculty is commie-central
Idk if you're false flagging or just seeing the world through zeccagoggles 24/7, if anything you should have warned him about Sapienza's abysmal organization
>m-muh erbone fra

Who the fuck defends in that midfield?

Insinge has to sprint back and take a yellow every time they lose the ball. Or just let Koulibaly sort it out

>tfw get all the top 5 leagues, FIBA, NFL, NBA, Croatian League, UFC and Bellator for 129,00 kuna

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getting rid of higuain would be a miracle, i've resigned myself to the fact that it won't happen but maybe things will change next summer. getting rid of khedira and mandzukic should be possible at least. i mean, leonardo got rid of fucking kalinic of all players.

CROAZIA FORTE

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For now he’s worse than psv Dzsudzsak but apparently everyone rates him really high, as far as I’ve seen him play I wasn’t convinced...

>No CL
Heh, same shit as here in Kosovo
Some other company holds the rights to UEFA comps.

Remember the good old days of Free Satellite before (((they))) ruined everything?
I remember.

>Inter striker Facundo Colidio remains in talks over a move to Leeds United, while Birmingham City and Reading battle it out for George Puscas.

>Reading are reportedly in pole position for Inter striker George Puscas, ahead of Birmingham City, and could pay €10m.

based. sell youth acquire elderly gentlemen

Why dont people rate DZU? He's hard working, unselfish, work with TSU, no ego, has served the club well, helps in defence, good in the air both defensively and offensively incase you're playing hoofball tactics. If Ronaldo plays at the left wing, he's the ideal striker for JJ.

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Kosovo je Srbija

Because he barely even runs nowadays

Current DZU is just finished, as much as this saddens me. Overall he's been a fantastic striker and a better player than many others (see Dybala, Higuain, Pjanic, etc) when shit was tough

he's fucking great and i don't think you'd find many juventus fans with a negative opinion of him. sadly, his age has caught up with him and he's not the player he used to be. a transfer would benefit both parties at this point.

KEEP BALOTELLI OUT OF FLAMENGO DAMNNNN THIS SHITTER WILL DO WHATEVER PLEASES HIM AND WE'LL ONLY LOSE MONEY

Why did you immigrate to Serbia?

can someone explain to me why a tsu Dybala partnership didn't work
I never watch jj but it makes sense to me on paper

Puscas 10 M
>23 years old
>9 goals in Serie B
Finest youth for sure.

Colidio
>literally who
>ZERO caps with pros
>championship teams want him

Inter is truly the most shady and mafia team when it comes to young players. Who the hell are those players? Who is Salcedo and why he is so spammed even without scoring a single goal in serie B or C? This shit is awful

Because Dybala is second striker or a maybe a false 9 and they make him play as a winger.

pairing tsu with an ss makes sense to me at this point of his career

Because he is old and he doesn't score +20 goals a season.

LUKAKU???!?!!?!?!
twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1158777745196879872

Second year of Allegri he used mainly a 3-5-2 and dropped Morata, Dybala-Mandzukic was the main starting duo

>Lyon president Jean-Michel Aulas: “Suso is one of the profiles we are tracking. We will wait for our game on Friday.”

>danilo

And he was good, no?

vanheusden's sale is the absolute shadiest. standard shatters a smaller league's transfer record by €3m in exchange for a zoomer.

He didn't score much of course but I remember it was pretty good, but they were good together even in that year when DZU played as LW

>Inter Milan remain £31m short of United’s £85m asking price. #mufc [Times]
>Lukaku and Dyba la
>We gonna win the league la

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CO CO COME MAI

CO COME MAI

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CO CO COME MAI
PESSOTTO NON MUORE MAI
CO COME MAI

>Napoli wants dzeko
For Milik? Sure.

has eff-all creative abilities (lay-off's/1-2s etc) Don't even compare him to Benzema

Why the fuck don't Napoli rate Milik?

>31 out of 85
Pezzenti

INVESTITO DA UN SUV TU MORIRAI

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>dybala
>offer icardi, demand icardi+30
>lukaku
>offer of 55, demand of 85
>dzeko
>offer of 10, demand of 25

Better buy Esposito for fantacomfy

he's a bit slow(mentally)

That's what I did too just in case

Am I missing anyone?

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Brescia just bought this beast for €3,75 million.

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Enough people for two asta+1vs1 league

>play PES with my brother
>he rainbow flicks me with Sir Chezny
Are there any good footy video games?

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Link for the fantacalcio?

The kang of >our midfield is back

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and this guy too i guess

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Unironically want to work for Unesco lads

my shitty ss autism star with dollar sign logo

Unironically want to work for Agent Provocateur lads

>Icardi back training with the squad

what is going on fras

They can't keep him out otherwise he'll sue the club

Based Wanda magic

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those cokehead 20s are really slamming on her hard

>Aaron Ramsey has today started training with the rest of his Juventus teammates, as he continues his recovery from injury.

he last played 4 months ago kek

Hope he breaks his ACL soon for more memes

Tottenham offered 70m for Dybala (according to sky sport)

Can't we just swap him for Eriksen?

ur boipucci is going to the spurs

>spurs
>paying twink tier wages

Did her and Marotta...?

>Borussia Dortmund have disciplined two commentators on their official streaming service for offensive anti-Italian statements during a friendly with Udinese.
>After fans protested at the coverage on their BVB.tv service, the club told reporters that BVB stadium speaker Norbert Dickel and former player Patrick Owomoyela had “gone over the line.
>“Their attempt to be funny went completely wrong and was absolutely out of place. Both parties have already acknowledged their wrongdoing and pledged this will not be repeated. They have been sanctioned.”
>The game with Udinese saw them repeatedly refer to Italians as ‘Itaker’ – an insulting German term – mocked them as ‘pasta eaters’ and even did an Adolf Hitler impression, as reported by news agency Ansa.

Kek based

weird, i was told Juventus was forced t sell him to Inter

>and even did an Adolf Hitler impression
kek WHY

>and even did an Adolf Hitler impression, as reported by news agency Ansa

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Erikssen's contract is expiring this year, please Paratici activate your brain

??? you really want to swap dybala with a player whose contract is expiring?

>implying he'd ever go to juve rather than real/barça for "free" next year

What are some good Italian unis that specialize in social/political sciences to get magister's degree?
I want a year away from this country

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Atabanta onto Skrtel

Im not gonna pay for RAI Italy. I subscribed to espn+ just for seria A and they didnt even show all the games on there.

>year

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Because he fucks up everytime in big matches

Come to Trento user

Nah, I want to work here in Ukraine

Fucking nigger insulting italians...who does he think he is fucking ngubu

Looks comfy as fug desu

Yes

>100k city
>15k students
>best non-sea part of italy
Top comfy I have to say. I can't even imagine studying in Milan

twink boy is coming to >us and there is nothing you can do about it

imagine a picture of a smug frog holding a spread out wad of cash for the full effect

Why do you want gobbi to kill themselves, he's their next del Piero how can you be so cru-ahahaha

He's basically Sandro's brother

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You just know he likes Assassin's Creed

I cannot believe we are losing Dybala to >Sperms. Marotta useless piece of shite.

Nah, mate. Correa's deal is lagging because Milan is working on signing him.

How does it feel losing the next Del Piero? Especially after treating him like a piece of shit

ehm marotta is not at juve anymore senpai

Don’t really care all that much about the twink out part
The issue is fucking lukeku or icardo in

He's an interista

Dybala to Red Star confirmed

>I-I didn't care about him anyway

>we

>he rates Dybala

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>Year
You need atleast five years to do that
But yes, Trento sounds good, although they are very Swiss, as in very precise and very /pol/tard when dealing with foreigners. Atleast in Bolzano.
Good alternatives are Bologna and... Bologna. Teramo for low cost but good off the radar uni and top bantz, but not a lot of prestige.

The fans always backed Dybala, the media and coach on the other hand....

>lukaku(dzeko)-Lautaro(Dybala)

who can stop >us ?

>Le 26 year old prospect
>Dybala who refused ManU goes to inter to get benched

Anons are screencapping this stuff are they?

here they say it's pretty certain Dybala is going to Spurs for 70 million (don't know if dollars, euros or pounds)

reality

>You need atleast five years to do that
Can't he do erasmus?
>At least in Bolzano
Bolzano and Trento are opposite though. One is Austria, the other is Italy. Precision and /pol/tard aren't trentini

The reality here delusional customer is that your team is gonna fail hard because of Ronaldo

>lautaro (u17) - u17 (u17)

>impying i root for Juve
>implying you can cal me delusional when i didn't say anything
>implying Inter has any chance to get both Lukaku and Dybala

>Erikssen

The last time you were so sure it was about Griezmann

>implying Inter has any chance to get both Lukaku and Dybala
>being this much of a brainlet
Lukaku for 70m and Dybala for Icardi, It not hard

so is it dybala to spurs, icardi to rube and lukaku to inter?

implying i was serious about 3 players inter havent signed yet

fug made me kek

I dont want Inter to get Dybala, they need a big guy who can score headers, not someone who is like one inch taller than Lautaro.

Inter should get Llorente (the striker). He has no contract, free agent. The dutch kid defender Juventus bought couldnt handle him at all when Spurs beat Ajax.

Who can stop us

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Whoa... So THIS is La Potenza di Suning?

>missing the chance for 5-5-5 joke

Literally everyone since you do not have a GK, otherwise impressive lineup

Rate it

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I'm obviously joking
And I was only saying that Griezmann thing could be possible, it's people like you who concoct and exaggerate anything >we say into whatever fits your "sfinter delusion" mold.

Bale in goal fra

>Lukaku for 70m
Inter can't pay tham much without installments or including players and Man U don't wante that, if they could they would have done it a month ago.
>Dybala for Icardi
Dybala is worth WAY more than Icardi, Inter can't pay his wages and Spurs just got a bid accepted for him

You forgot

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>Buffon without Sczczc
>that midfield completely devoid of bonuses
>Falcinelli, Vlahovic
5/10
Remember you won't be able to make any transfers untill jenuary once the wondow closes so be sure to have enought starters

Idk about Fantasy football effectiveness but you have a fine taste in football.

3/10
JJ players are a scam for fantacalcio

No Chadeboer/10
I expect more from you dutchbro

leghe.fantacalcio.it
League: fantacomfy-19-20
Pass: Miriam

>La Repubblica: Florentino Pérez and Napoli President Aurelio De Laurentiis reached a verbal agreement that if no suitable offer for James Rodriguez arrives before August 15th, he will be allowed to join the Serie A side on loan.
hate the stingy cunt with every fiber of me

I just finished my Mad Men rewatch that I started when we mentioned it some threads ago.
Fuck me I didn't remember how much I missed it and now I'm going to miss it again.

I wonder if it's possible to make a similar show about the world of football.
You wouldn't have an agency but just a Procurator version of Don Draper who has to go to expensive dinners with football clubs' directors and get them drunk to seal a deal, and then he has to deal with his players and try to get hired by more important players etc.

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says a lot when this arguably doesn't even cover everything.

He's so fucking expensive

Like said, he was just too expensive. And while the meme-value was up there, I did want to have a sort-of competetive team

I mean at that point he might as well go the whole stretch
And I figured the last part, still left it up in the air. They treated my mum like shit in Bolzano because she wasn't used to their bullshit and some fucker insulted her for daring to take up more than a minute asking for info at the train station.

1. Roger
2.Pete
3.Peggy
4.Joan
POWER GAP
5.Don
6.Harry
7.Ken
8.Lane
SUPER POWER GAP
9.Megan
10.Betty
-the rest

Everyone is always too harsh on Betty and Megan

Mad Men Betty > Riverdale Betty

Sleep tight /seriea/

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That shouldn't even be discussed

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Icardi 11 goals (4 assists)
Perisic 8 goals (4 assists)
Nainngolan 6 goals (3 assists)
total goals scored: 25

Inter scored 57 goals last season
Conte just told to fuck off to 44% of the goals scored last season (not counting the assists).
If you include Politano ( 5 goals 5 assists ) that is rumored isn't liked by the coach as well the total rises to 30 or 52% of the total.
Who is going to score those goals?

desu I rewatch mad men once every year and it always leaves me with that strong feeling at the end, easily my favorite show

really liked Betty, she was the perfect wife until Don pretty much ruined her. Her ending made me so emotional
Megan was fine, she used don and don used her

the only character I really didnt like was Joan towards the end

Wtf this is the most retarded thing to do, imagine if tomorrow atletico decides to buy him

Why spam it
You already done the Transfermarket session

>sign yourself up to Unicusano
>buy your way to the selected degree
>????
>profit!

wingbacks, midfield and strikers.

politano has been injured so im not sure hes told to fug off. esp if perisic is sold.
i feel conte is the new mourinho. the young mourinho. inter has been dominating the play in most matches against big teams. some of them way closer to their start of the season.
tranny season has been shit now after midfield coups but getting conte is like getting a top 5 player in the world.

id like the strikers to be in already but also getting some not so known hungry strikers would be gud too. i want this tranny season over desu

>Napoli are looking for a reinforcement to their attack and Everton Soares could be an option to bolster Carlo Ancelotti's squad. The Partenopei had already offered 37 million to Gremio, a bid that was turned down by the Brazilian club. In the past few hours, however, Napoli held new contacts and made an improved bid to Gremio.

>The Brazilians demands are still very significant and the negotiations between clubs are ongoing, but a deal is difficult since the economic rights of the players are held by three different parties. Gremio are asking 40 million for 50% of the economic rights, as they want to capitalize on Everton's impressive display during the Copa America, also considering that the player turned down an offer coming from China in the past days. [Di Marzio]

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>literally who
>40m

>40mil
NaBoli just copped Hirving Lozano for that

>Her ending made me so emotional
Why did they have to do it? She was finally finding peace and doing what made her happy

>40 Million for 50%
Grêmio is so fucking delusional, not every Euro team is man united

no idea but it seemed to be a perfect ending for a tragic character like her
and honestly would've triggered my autism a bit if no one from that show suffered from lung cancer given how much they smoked

there's theories online that Pete dies during that private jet flight but I refuse to believe it because its too depressing and Pete was based

>no one from that show suffered from lung cancer given how much they smoked
Filter gives you cancer, not cigarettes.
Don it's fine for that reason. Betty smoked menthol with filter.

>there's theories online that Pete dies during that private jet flight
wtf where did that come from?

Anyway I started feeling depressed already at episode 11, I always have trouble dealing with the big changes and seeing that whole big family that worked together for 10 years being split in different floors was sad to me

just people theorizing
yeah that always gets me too, even when scdp goes through significant change
but for some reason whenever I rewatch, seeing don go from that mess to finding himself in some retreat always gives me closure

>Yes. I think getting conte is like getting a top 5 player in the world. How could you tell

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>FORLÁN RETIRES!

>Legendary Uruguayan forward Diego Forlán has announced his retirement as a professional footballer, aged 40.

>- 300+ career goals
>- European Golden Shoe x2
>- Golden Ball at 2010 World Cup

>Truly a unique player - one of the best in history for La Celeste.
press F for the inter legend

Its still light years better than Sarri, Gaimpaolo and Fonseca.

He was still playing?

Yeah Bolzano is full of assholes, starting from "speak only german" retards.

reminder that conte doesn't need to sign anyone and can unlock serie b shitters if he wanted to
twitter.com/InterYaMedia/status/1158356466140663809

>dominating friendlies
user you're being too confident, you might also have noticed that >we were never dangerous up ahead if not for a couple of fluke goals. Whoever Marotta ends up buying will have very little time to adapt with the team. Mourinho got his every wish granted by Moratti, Conte is being failed completely

>can't raise icardi wage above 4.5m
>swap with dybala who asks 10m

That would actually be pretty funny, all this drama took place because of Icardi's requests for a renewal (deserved or not, it's up to you), and it could possibly end with a swap with a player who's asking much more than Icardi and Pompinara ever did.

Well fuck, meant to reply to

Lmao.
Speaking of that, is this her? it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=249171283

I'm pretty sure this is the real one it.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=bfa8742eedc96a8c1195

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>Milan does not give up the grip for Angel Correa and continues to carry on the negotiations with Atletico Madrid: as reported in the edition of the Gazzetta dello Sport on newsstands this morning, even in recent works there would have been new contacts between the two clubs to talk about the Argentine.
Is he really that good why do they keep trying to get him for two months

Modric in la

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Dzeko is getting pissed at roma for not letting him go even though he has been exemplary and quiet. soon to inter.

twice brought a team from around tenth place to champions next season. in different leagues. if you dont consider him then you are the dancing ape.

nice long passes from candreva.

Both Dzeko and Dybala to Inter soon I believe. I don't expect Dybala to move to England

perisic out so inter need two target men. id like dybala alot though. he would be that recoba type player

>soon to inter
t. Gazzetta dello Sport for the last two months

i think as soon as inter get perisic or ciao out then will start to happen. also the money for youth strikers too.

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Ebin

>As promising as Daniele Rugani was under Maurizio Sarri at Empoli, he's been nothing more than a fourth choice center-back at Juve. Mistakes and mental lapses have crept into his game lately too which hasn't helped his stock.
>plenty of late challenges, isn't a physical enforcer whatsoever (plenty of strikers seem to be able to hold up ball against him), mental fragility questioned too.
THE VIRGIN.

Seems Arsenal is trying to get him on a loan with obligation. Frankly I don't know if it's a good thing to sell him right now, 5 CBs is what we need considering our luck with injuries.

the more time passes the more Dzeko's price goes up considering Roma might Schick and finding a striker gets increasily more difficult, let alone two.
Even if it's true that Dzeko is pissed he should be pissed at Inter not at Roma.
It's been 20m since the end of the season and the only thing Marotta did was throw out shit offers.

twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/1159028908999827456
CAM ON FABIO GET SAM FACKIN PLAYERS

Praet is very close to Leicester apparently

i don't know either, isn't there really anyone else we can get for that kind of money? I'd rather have Depay for exemple

Why Inter should spend 20 M on a 33 years old who scored 9 goals last season and have only one year contract left?
Why almost every year Inter spend a shitload of money for a shitty Roma player or two?
Why Inter gave Zaniolo to Roma?
Why Inter spends money to buy crap Roma players and then steal Lazio's best ones?

Because Inter and Roma are exactly the same cancer.

>Why Inter should spend 20 M on a 33 years old who scored 9 goals last season and have only one year contract left?
Because Dzeko even at the age of 33 is still very fucking good, and for that affordable price tag there's no one better than him. Every promising youngster that has scored the same amount of goals goes for double that price.
I'm not even a Inter customer btw.

>Lega Serie A, the campaign against piracy that kills football: chilling numbers

>Audiovisual piracy is a criminal act and is an increasing plague all over the world and particularly in Italy. This is where the Lega Serie A campaign starts to counteract the phenomenon that has caused over a billion lost sales in the various economic sectors and puts almost 6,000 jobs at risk

More than one billion lost sales in the various economic sectors, more than 200 million lost tax revenues, almost 6,000 jobs at risk: these alarming data would be enough to define the phenomenon of audiovisual piracy that only last year saw 22 million (out of a total of 578 million) of fraudulent computer acts in live sport events. From here the initiative of the Serie A League begins which, three weeks after the start of the championship, has decided to hit hard against this criminal phenomenon and the illegal platforms that plunder the sports and entertainment contents. It does so with a wide-ranging initiative that in the first two days of the championship, starting on August 24th, will see banners in support of the campaign against piracy with the hashtag #stopiracy in all the stadiums on the pitch.

sport.sky.it/calcio/serie-a/2019/08/06/pirateria-calcio-numeri-iniziativa-serie-a.html
They're serious about this

>muh hashtags
Do companies really think it does anything?

Romano says Juve aren't interested in Eriksen from what I've seen. There's obviously a window of opportunity though. I'm fine with not signing him as long as they don't waste time next summer going to war with Madrid over his signature.

You can't just not be interested in Eriksen ffs

They're mad that IPTV is a better service than them

>Why Inter should spend 20 M on a 33 years old who scored 9 goals last season and have only one year contract left?
You want a player you pay for it whatever his club asks for or at least you make a decent offer and negotiate. You're not entitled to any discount. Good luck finding a better striker at that price.
It's unironically better for Roma to keep him another year and let him go for free than trying to find another striker this season and luckily Baldini realised that.
>Why Inter gave Zaniolo to Roma?
Because Ausilio is fucking retarded and because it was a plusvalenza that went hand in hand with Santon's and Radja's. Inter got an incredible deal from it at the time.
>Why Inter spends money to buy crap Roma players
Because the last time Inter ended up above Roma up until last season was 2012-13. Same with Lazio. So their shit players are still better than most of Inter's overrated shits. And the only reason they made it to CL last season was because one of those players carried their ass while being a complete wreck of person.
>and then steal Lazio's best ones
Because Lazio is Inter's B team.

>they're serious about this
Good for them but it's not like it matters. They can't fight Russian streamers and IPTVs based outside of Italy with anything but internal means. Yesterday i went on twitter to check what a mess it was and the phrase "Sky e DAZN" was trending more than that retarded hashtag because people were answering they were the ones ruining football.
Also it seems like they might find an agreement on a DAZN channel on Sky's platform which is the only thing that actually helps fighting piracy in all of this.

Modric already wanted out last year, he's a Milan fan and now we have Boban. I believe.

>Karsdorp is taking his medicals for Feyenoord
One shitter less. Hope he does well and never comes back.

>Tournament signups should go on this WIP wiki page: implyingrigged.info/wiki/Yea Forumserb_Owl_2019*

Are >we going to sign up?

we did partecipate in the last 2 editions, is the guy that menaged us still around?

Lukaku to Inter is a done deal according to >Gazzetta

Why are Inter customers always so entitled? Even outside of here don't hear Juve, Milan, Napoli, Roma fans and so on complaining about how much a club is asking for one of their targets and "demanding" they bring the price down.
They might complain about their ownerships being jews and not wanting to spend but usually they go "you want 35m for X? whatever, keep him".
They don't go pretending Florentino locked Modric inside a dungeon or Cagliari kept Barella at gun's length

On Barella/modric I agree with you, Lukaku too only cause it's manure we're talking about
The Dzeko thing is ridiculous though, Riommers charging 20+m for a 6 months loan basically

Nedved apparently left his wife after 25 years of marriage for a 19 yo lass

Based

Holy Based

>19
She's actually 23, but nonetheless

If you want to buy a player that his club is willing to sell for a certain price, you either pay the price or fuck off. You're not magically entitled to that player no matter how many articles Gazzetta writes about him nor how many likes he puts on Inter's instagram pages.
He's not worth 20m? Then find another player close to however much you rate Dzeko for whatever price you want to pay. If you can't then I guess 20m is a fair price.
He could do better tbqh

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twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1159048411133304832

Where is the bosnigger now? I want to see if he's still laughing

The problem with Dzeko is that Roma keeps raising the price for no reason at all

How do you say "cocomordan" in czech?

God, Fabio better not swap Dybala for Icardi. Lukaku and Dybala could potentially be a good combination.
>for no reason at all
Roma is in a difficult situation too right now. Higuain doesn't want to move from JJ and there's no decent striker on the market for a good price unless they're meme players such as Mariano from Halal. They're raising the price in the hope that Inter either falls for that and they get to cash 20+ from a (good) 33 yo player, or they simply move on to other targets.

Problem is, should Inter close on Lukaku (or any other striker PLEASE BEPPE) they could just wait till january and get Dzeko for free

>they could just wait till january and get Dzeko for free
Indeed, but they would still have to wait until July for the player to move to Inter, and Roma gets to buy some more time to search for another good striker.

no reason? they don't really have a great replacement lined up. i guess there's higuain which would be hugely irresponsible considering his wages+age+work ethic but even then, such a move would be up in the air because higgy wants to stay at juve.

S C H I C K
or is he at Dortmund already?

www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/Serie-A/Inter/19-06-2019/inter-dzeko-fatica-marotta-roma-ancora-10-milioni-340208674603_amp.shtml
The price has always been the same up until last week. And the reasons for raising it are pretty obvious: it became harder to find a replacement since we're reaching the end of the transfermarket, Fonseca wants to keep Dzeko since he fits perfectly and Higuain wants to stay at Juve.
And it's not like Inter offered 20m and out of the blue Roma was like nah we want more.

schick is still there.>defrel is too although there were talks of a move to cagliari.

Even if Schick was decent and not leaving, it would mean having to find a substitute. Going into a season with one striker is suicide. And it's certainly easier to find a benchwarmer than a replacement for Dzeko.

Roma should try to get Milik is they sell Dzeko desu, he's younger, better and apparently Napoli doesn't rate him

exploding_knees.jpg

>having to deal with DeLa
good luck with that

Better than none.

Are >we still stuck on Correa?

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>Lukaku 80m
TOO MUCH
>Dzeko 20m
TOO MUCH
>Icardi 80m
Perfectly fair :^)

based

>implying Spurs will pay his €260k a week wage
>€70 million transfer fee
>implying he'll leave Jj for Inter

>leaving you lawfully wedded wife for some low level thot
Cringe.

Gremio wants 40 millions for 50% of rights to Everton and Depay is Balotelli 2.0

AFS/10

Suso-Depay swap when? I'd rather have Balotelli 2.0

>Amantino Mancini is Foggia's new manager
lmao

very very based

Would someone think on all those poor players who, thanks to piracy, can't afford their collection of ferraris anymore?

>Gremio wants 40 millions for 50% of rights to Everton
What the fuck

they're trying to cash in because he just had a great copa america. honestly they ought to just let him go for half of that as a goodwill gesture, 20 million is still a lot anywhere outside of europe's top leagues.

€40m for full transfer is reasonable imo. That was their asking price when Leonardo tried to approach Everton before.

Dybala to Inter when

>Czech media reporting Nedved (age 47) has left his wife for a 23 year old woman

Is Paratici controlling Nedved with pussy to allow him to sell Dybala in order to get Wanda over to Turin?

Can’t they just rub one out instead of destroying Juve in their hornyness? Why did the club get rid of Moratta again?

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Marotta*

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>Total agreement between Inter and Manchester United for Lukaku: the player to arrive in Italy tomorrow
Its happening, the nigger is coming.

>banging someone 1 year older than your own daughter

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>banging someone 1 year older than your own daughter
Based

Dybala is next

is that her or his daughter?

>banging someone 1 year older than your own daughter

Based and redpilled

Its actually Dzeko.
His agent is already in Inter's headquarters to close the deal.

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the issue is that gremio only own 50% of his rights

>Romelu Lukaku is ready to become the most expensive purchase in the history of Inter: the Belgian, according to what Enrico Mentana reveals, will become a new reinforcement for Antonio Conte thanks to the deal closed in the morning with Manchester United. The final offer of around 83 million euros payable in two years was decisive.

83 million for a giga nigga

In just two years? Wew

Dzeko was a given, next one is Dybala

>twink rejects everybody
>Saves >us from lukeku and icardo
>makes sarri and retardci seethe
Think I might like the /weakmind/ midget again after this

I'm pretty sure Sarri legitimately wanted to keep him but since he doesnt want to get immediately kicked out he agreed on selling him

Fair enough,sarri is just a yes man in the end

>leaving the old and reliable for the new and hot just for 5 minutes of glory, even though it's bound to fail
t.nedved

>Why did the club get rid of Moratta again?
They had to cut loose after 'ndrangheta suicided that dude

Based af

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WHERE ARE YOU BOSNIGGER I WANT TO SEE YFW

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Lads, there's special forces arresting former president right now, they've been using rubber bullets. I hear ambulance going crazy on a highway near my house as it leads directly to former pres' house. I fear this fucker will get arrested but will organise another coup d'etat from prison. I'm not joking

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>cope
>seething
>OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There you go bosnigger in a nutshell
You know he’s just going to pretend like Its a good signing fra

Or simply go "Dybala is next anyway [insert laughter here]"

Join the coup and become one of the minister. And then use wool money to buy Milan.

>Join the coup and get arrested/shot
FTFY

RIP Kyrgytanon.

apsolutno baziran

>Lazio midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic picked up a tendon injury during today’s 5-1 friendly win over Al-Shabab.

Recommend me a good serb prospect in your league. I'm tired of Croat prospect desu.

Will sergej ever get his move?
Why is lazio playing against a somalian al qaeda affiliate?

I don't follow our league because the quality of football is absolute dog shit. The player that is kind of mentioned a lot lately in the news is Red Star's Pavkov. He is already 25 years old and is generally a second rate football player at best, but he has a great knack for the goal. He was the player who destroyed Liverpool when Red Star won 2:0 in this season's group phase, and he is dragging the club now through the CL qualifications by scoring two days ago. Quality impact sub a la Inter's Julio Cruz back in the day.

Dušan Vlahović and Njegoš Petrović.

cash some dollars now!

youtube.com/watch?v=vSRol6_BeEA

It's your time user. Seize power and buy Milan. Godspeed.

Kek based

he's right tbqh

>first comment
>"un talento della Madonna"
customers will never stop surprising me

>Inda

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Meanwhile Milan boasts that they signed a real (rubro-)negro!

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This is the face of the average Milan fan?

just Modric and Correa needed fra

Pookaku gettin close. Inter done official bid

Not rating >pookakka

Why does manure want 85m? I would never buy him for this much, he's shit

Lukaku (Dzeko) - Dybala (Lautaro/Esposito)
What do you think?

Because inflation memes are real, soon Serie B players are going to cost more than prime Gentile

because, exactly like Roma, they need enough money to buy another striker. It's not that hard to understand.

Lukaku done, Conte now stop whining

Lukaku Laurtaro
Dybala
Brozo Barella

Mandzukic only costs 20 millions

Conte plays with the 352 so it's Lukaku and Dybala

Where do you leave Politano then?

>83m for the white lukaku
Not even sure if he can dab bros

On the bench

White benteke*

pookaku to inter is supposedly done

Excuse me, did I miss Dybala's presentation? Can you show me a pic with his Inter shirt?

Soon Dybala and Dzeko too
Just because there's no presentation it doesn't mean there are no negotiations between Inter and Juve

Requesting an image of Pepe the frog holding money, team affiliation not important

Still laughing because Conte clearly rates the white Higuain and will probably find a way to unlock him.

Conte will unlock Dybala I hope

>Lukaku linked to Juve
>AHAHAHAHAH he's fucking shit
>Lukaku going to Inter
>Y-Yeah he's not that bad after all, Conte will make him great

>Soon Dybala and Dzeko too
Oh sorry, I thought I was in a coma since everyone keeps talking like Dybala is already a starter at Inter

>it doesn't mean there are no negotiations between Inter and Juve
Are there? Has there been any meetings? I guess I really was in a coma since I haven't heard anything

pookaku is shit but if conte is confident he will work in his system meh

Why Conte obsessed with Lukaku? They both in the same league before surely Conte know about Pookaku shittyness.

>talking about Pogba or Eriksen at Juve Is okay but Dybala at Inter is not
>Are there? Has there been any meetings?
You must have been in coma for long because they invented phones a few decades ago

Probably not, I don't think he'll come to Inter

You're just mad that you missed out on the next coming of prime Adriano and will instead have to endure Icardi and Ronaldo pouting at eachother after one of them fails to pass the ball to the open man and blasts the ball into the side netting for the umpteenth time during the next season.

>Probably not, I don't think he'll come to Inter
It's the only way Juve can get Icardi

Yes we talked about those players, but none of us Jj customers talked about them like done deals

Checked out the news, police surrended to civilians trying to protect the pres? What the hell Kyrgybro?

Icardi is the key fra

Because it's the only option left for Juve? Dybala doesn't want to leave Italy and will go to Inter out of spite

AS ROMA (4-2-3-1): Mirante; Florenzi, Mancini, Jesus, Spinazzola; Pellegrini, Diawara; Under, Antonucci, Perotti; Defrel
A disposizione: Fuzato, Pau Lopez, Fazio, Kolarov, Santon, Zaniolo, Kluivert, Cristante, Dzeko.
Allenatore: Paulo Fonseca

ATHLETIC BILBAO (4-2-3-1): Unai Simón; Capa, Yeray Alvarez, Iñigo Martinez, Yuri B.; Dani Garcia, Unai Lopez; Muniain, Raul Garcia, Cordoba; Iñaki Williams.
A disposizione: Herrerin, Unai Nuñez, Ganea, Larrazabal, Sancet, Vesga, Kodro.
Allenatore: Garitano

Starts in 30 bings. Stream on Roma's twitter for italians.

Don't like that idea, him and Lautaro would clash too much for play time. Hopefully he's sold to Tottham or PSG or Manure or wherever and Juve then gives us straight cash for the king cuck.

Yeah i overreacted and for a second i forgot in what country i'm living. Basically special forces tried to arrest the guy in the evening when his house was full of his supporters visiting him with a relatively small numbers. They started shooting everywhere and went for his house and got trapped there while more people started arriving to former pres' house to support him. Theses morons surrendered, got beaten and lost some of their weapons. Apparently GKNB is gathering bigger force and closed the road that leads to Atambayev's house. Maybe they gonna try to get him again but that's even dumber now when his supporters are building barricades and expecting them
tl;dr it's a mess and a circus

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No need for clashes and there are plenty of matches to play

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This is just utterly disrespectful towards based Adriano.
>and will instead have to endure Icardi and Ronaldo pouting at eachother after one of them fails to pass the ball to the open man and blasts the ball into the side netting
>this somehow is a bad thing
Drama kino is still drama kino whatever the team is

I hope nothing bad happens and in a couple of years you all will have a good laugh remembering this shit

>78m + % on future transfer fee
marotard hahahahahahahaha

Considering 50 billion for >Barella this is a decent deal

I'm laughing already but it's a nervous laugh. You're so happy having a political stabilty there, last time you had coup d'etat looming over you was almost 30 years ago. Thanks anyway rusbro.

Antonucci is lowkey better than Zaniolo

this is even worse than the 83m united initially asked
don beppe marotta

twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1159155113396752384
I need a farmer to injure the twink real quick
Dont trust parasite with any cash tbqhfam

Higgy goal:
twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1159139413852483585?s=20

DZU goal:
twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1159154272883367936?s=20

Dybala goal:
twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1159155113396752384?s=20

De Ligt goal:
twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1159155688670683137?s=20

Who gets the starter status? You have Dybala who Conte will absolutely have to play on the basis of his contract. You also have Lautaro who earned the spot with how he grew into the role of Inter's main striker. Both of them are at crucial points of their careers and benching/rotating either would be bad. I'll still rather have the cash, Dybala could in fact turn out to be a dud and at the same time fuck up the wage structure and Lautaro's development.

Thanks fra

Just like FM
>buys Lukaka with 50% future transfer fee
>Lukaka stays for the remainder of his career and retires as Inter legend
Based Marotta

>This is just utterly disrespectful towards based Adriano
You'll see, nigga finna boutta dominate the shit out of the league. I also remember a thread titled "Say something nice about the next top scorer of Serie A" (or something like that) being posted a couple of days ago on Yea Forums, wonder where the lads who posted in there are now.

>Dybala doesn't want to leave Italy
Now you're just talking bullshit.
Icardi is the one who can't leave Italy because of Wanda and her children, Dybala refused Manchester just because it was a shit destination but there's nothing suggesting he only wants Italy

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>De Ligt goal
>that blatantly bribed gk letting him score

twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1ypJdvkoXRgKW

Roma v Athletic stream, it work here in the Netherlands

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>Now you're just talking bullshit.
>says no to both Tottenham CL finalist and United

I bet it was a woman

>Perotti
Madman

Lo Celso at Tottenham so Dybala to either Inter or PSG

Karsdorp gone on loan to Feyenoord.

Dzeko is now only a matter of time. Noice

I don't mind Lukaku, it definitely fits Inter more than Jj. There are only two ways for a medium sized club like Inter to break through, and since our youth system is shit overcosted transfers are the only option left. It could backfire, but if >we can do well with a widely known player + a gem found by the scouting system as strikers we're on the good path.

If nobody gets injured with this shit pitch it's a miracle ffs.

Here's your team bro.

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Good job guys. You managed to make them score after fucking up 220 times

Karsdorp is already gone la
>I now remember Gonalons

t. Gianmaria Soffocotto

>300k/week for lelkak

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Stay safe user

Couldn't afford him on the fanta either

so where are Icardi and Dybala going

They're staying at Inter and Juve. Same with dzeko, piggy and dzu

Icardi > Roma
Džeko > Inter
Dybala > PSG

Icardi > Juve
Dybala >Inter

Dybala > Icardi
Inter > Juve

Dybala > Icardi
Would Wanda approve of that though?

>You aight whyte boy

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Wouldn't his agent be the one to arrange any transfers?

damn Kolarov

Depay's agents were in Milan today again
they want Suso and Milan wants depay
hopefully they can get a swap

wtf is wrong with basques

Kolarov's freekick:
streamable.com/f5fpc
Can't make a webm or Sky Go will cry about muh piracy

good post

DUDE

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They all staying.

I want this so bad. Hope Giampaolol wont intervene.

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Mancini is actually trash.

no point throwing a fit now
welcome danilo

well they are negotiating with Lyon and met with his agent after Giampaolo's comments so I dont think Maldini+Boban care about the comments
they probably realize Giampaolo has coached shitters all his life and Suso must seem world class to him

>Strongmen: Inter management
>Rope: Icardi
>Lioness: Wanda the Cocomordan

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>lioness: Wanda
>angle in the rope which gives her superior leverage: Cocomordan

Lads, wanna hear a joke?

Memepiss Depoop!

twitter.com/juventusfcen/status/1159188711747121153

Cancelo Out confirmed too

Dybala out for Inter soon too

>this penalty
lmao

Based Zaniolo not giving an inch and refusing to tell the ref that it was his handball.
Athletic players absolutely seething and asking for VAR

idk man, it's a friendly
kinda shitty behaviour

>giving away Cancelo for 30 mill plus Danilo

Twice as good as Soso the slow spic

yeah I know but maybe they shouldn't have tried to end Defrel's career since it's a friendly

My dick is twice as good as Suso, and I han't had sex since may

U N D E F E A T E D (refball edition)

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let's play a game /seriea/, find some headlines about lukaku form last week (when he was all but set to join Juventus) and compare them with the ones from today and onwards, notice the differences

How do I make that fake tax code thingy for fantacalcio

codicefiscaleonline.com/

SRETMI29P01H501Q

SerieA Tim, Roma 1929

>using his identity
tim wont be happy about this

youtube.com/watch?v=wxAaf16xXRk

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Oh shit, I pirated his code

Conte has a bug up his ass about lukaku because he wanted him at chelsea, and blames missing out on the main reason they didn't do well 2nd season. Manu knows this and played it pretty well

New bread?

Yes

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>Nedved's face
Bet he's thinking about that barely legal czechomordan

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That worked, thanks la

Kek that fucking expression

Imagine not having sex in 2 months lmao what a loser

>Pazzini is in Verona
Can't wait to see that celebration again

>brainlets going off on Zaniolo
I seriously can't stand these fucking customers anymore

why does a grown ass man think that trim is acceptable ?

gotta preserve the brand image bruh

what brand? he probably the least charismatic one of that juve generation

>Lukaku to inter
BASED

Holy shit its habenin

>the virgin paratici
>the CHAD marotta

It's already happened, what were you doing today?

Working and getting drunk

>65+15+%
Inter probably paid like 100 for the belgian Okaka

it's 65+10 what the fuck are you talking about?

He's already 26 years old. There's a fair chance he won't leave Inter until he's finished.

>Paratici is forced to sell Cancelo and most likely swap Dybala for Icardi
Truly a fuck

I actually meant to type 13 but anyway even if it's 10m my point still stands, unless he's a complete bust or the percentage is really really small.

also % on future sell

Someone here that will watch barca-napoli?

Cancelo is elite but he only did damage at Juve

I want to watch it on stream not because I'm interested but because Napoli is the only team that make you pay to watch their friendlies

It doesn't change that Paratici is a cuck

It's not like Marotta was different at Juve, it's just Juve having the cuck mentality

>Edin Dzeko is on the verge of joining Inter after the Nerazzurri reportedly raised their offer to meet the €20m Roma asking price.

it keeps habbening bois

Adl is the greatest jew in football history believe me

Based Suning Potenza coming to fruition

Kessié might leave for Wolves. For only 25m.

>giving in to the Roman jew
I unironically would've rather gone for Llorente on a free, we'll never make that money back

llorente is shit tier imo. hes been downhill two seasons now. dzeko is very technical so can play the manlet role too. also conte motivation and system can make him flourish again.

early tomorrow im goin to countryside. gud night fras

What time does English mercato ends?

>20m Roma asking price.
where's the bonus?

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He's 33, we got Conte not Agricola

there was some story about how players wanted to stay even though they were kinda considered out. bcos contes charisma and motivation. borja is one of them.

Sleep tight /seriea/

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and they're pretending it's nowhere near close to the 80m that everyone was reporting

Dybala to Inter when

When does Nabule game start

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about 30 bings

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Haven't changed my mind about a single thing I said there. Overall not a fan of Lukaku signing but am hoping Conte knows something all of us don't.

Any representatives from the Gazzetta dello /seriea/ there?
twitter.com/fcin1908it/status/1159244570988879872

they are going to throw him bananas so...

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>Mr. Lukaku, Mr. user here, reporter of the /seriea/ bulletin. How do you respond to those customers that wrote about you, I'm quoting "I don't want this lazy fat belgian fake drogba man, unproven in Italy and not a good target man"? Thank you and good luck for your new adventure.

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