/nfl/ General - Rotund Edition

>implying BB isn't a better coach than Reid
>implying the Pats aren't a better team than Chiefs
>implying you're not a tripfag desperate for attention

How can I be liberal AND own guns? How can I be liberal and support blatant racism? How can I be liberal and feel the need to respond to someone who posts pictures of Varg?

Why...haven't you killed yourself yet? You have absolutely no value to the world, and nobody even likes you or wants you around?
So again...WHY haven't you killed yourself, and your entire family yet?

music for this thread?

youtu.be/tnCk0uGwFZI

youtube.com/watch?v=F3CB0jvdNb0

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Can't kill my whole family until infinitychan is back online.
BB and TB do have a better team but listen to what I mean

you can have all the tape in the world and still somehow your opponent can come over the top and win.
The tape isnt as important as you people who are scared of the mahomes dynasty say it is. At the end of the day it's the players ability

basic bitch

Baker Mayfield is _______

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Literal obsession with a team that hasn't won a ring in 50 years. How pathetic lmao

Divorceiota.

Do you even chill, bro?

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>not posting something from the self titled EP or lonerism
like I said, basic bitch

Reminder that Colin Cowherd actually aired this.

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poo poo pee pee poo

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youtube.com/watch?v=ZaOptjNhKPU

profoundly lame

>reeee, new music is ebil!

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ha, it's funny how I didnt say that at all you retard

>Signs Stone Hands Crabtree

CAN WE PLEASE FIRE THIS ALCOHOLIC FAT PIECE OF SHIT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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new tame impala is derivative of the kind of music that old black spinster women listen to while they tell their nieces/nephews about how much better culture was decades ago. It's funny you'd link that and then defend that.

Living in Cowcuck's head rent-free.

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>old black spinster women
Uhhhh

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youtu.be/tLWm2uPtBj8

>doesn't know what derivative means
color me surprised

expecting mahomes to throw for 5k yards and 50tds again is reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeally retarded. Good luck with your delusions. Hope Mahomes stays healthy and keeps playing exciting football, but temper your expectations juuust a bit.

Why are tripfags always, without exception, such retards?

whimpy faggot cries and synth'd electro-pop...fitting for a pats tripfag

gay for pay?

This is the hard hitting analysis I come to /nfl/ for

I dont think hes going to do it again, that would be fucking ridiculous

at best 35 TDs 4,955 Yds 14 INTs
at worst 22 TDs 3,678 Yds 20 INTs

thats pretty clever though

It really, really isn't. Please don't encourage bad puns and divorce analogies.

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How do players take it seriously when coaches like Patricia and Reid tell them to hustle?

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Probably easily. I'm sure a lot of their previous coaches were fat fucks.

Mahomes shatters his knee by week 3 and the Chiefs still win the division. Dubs to confirm.

Dubs confirm that Mahomes shatters his knee by week 3 and loses the division.

Triple confirm that Vontaze Burfact kills Mahomes with an ankle lock.

Gonna miss McCarthy for the fat jokes alone.

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they already dont take patricia seriously

>Michael Crabtree is 31
Holy shit when did that happen
I still remember him holding out after the Niners drafted him

>Sherman gets to cover a sorry receiver like Crabtree twice a year
>Talib gets to relieve his rivalry with him again

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Rocking the porno stache

JUST LOSE BABY

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>More excited to see Crabtree btfo than I am to see my team try to win

I shouldn't live like this. No one should.

>not still remembering posting on Yea Forums the night of this

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supposedly miami found a gem with their undrafted wr

It's funny how Richard Sherman went from the face of the NFL to absolutely nobody in the span of literally 1 year. He disappeared into ether when he went to Sanfran.

>into ether

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>70s: steelers
>80s: 49ers
>90s: cowboys
>00s: patriots
>10s: ???????

clearly it's the Dolphins

Foles

For me its the New York Jets

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>Cam regularly throwing total sex bombs in training camp
>They're completions now because he finally has receivers that consistently catch what is thrown to them

Is he, dare I say it, back?

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patriots still. 3 SBs

Did you post this from your laptop?

>watching game from 1972 on youtube
>comment section is full of boomers

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I kinda agree with them though...

found the eternal boomer

*cracks*
*sip*
football sucks these days, it was way better back in the 1970s

Achilles tears tend to do that

>notice how none of the spectators are dressed like they're on their way to a Halloween party?
No, the broadcast quality is so shit I can barely even see the players let alone anyone in the stands

>brady tears his ACL in 2008
>played the best football of his career for the next 10 years

Brady doesn't rely on his legs at all

Not in that way, really. I'm not agreeing with the huddle guys as much as I am agreeing with I preferred the attitude of both the players and spectators during that era. A lot of good changes and things have happened to football, but I agree with them that it's lost a certain...respectability? to it. I guess it's just a lot more heavily steeped in black culture now than it was in the 70's. It's fine if you like that kinda thing like endzone one leg dances and whatever, but I sorta prefer the older style.

>Achilles tears=acl tears

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You mean he doesn't rely on running. Quarterbacks are extremely dependent on their legs for throwing well, but Brady doesn't need to run.

Exactly, acls/mcls only come into play for the most part when making cuts, a compromised acl wouldn't have much if any effect on throwing motion

seahawks

>implodes your whole franchise

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>t. Julliard trained Doctrologist

You've just won the toss, /nfl/.

Got anything to say?

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>pass is...INTERCEPTED AT THE GOAL LINE! BY MALCOLM BUTLER! UN-REAL. Malcolm Butler...who almost made............ the phenomenal play...
>They tried a pick play, Al.

WHO CAN STOP THE PANTS

They generally stop themselves with injuries.

None of that means anything
The team went 15-1 when most of the offense was bums

>plz gib ball we score now

Fuck jannies

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Cam threw at least 10 touchdowns that season that Ted Ginn fucking dropped. And then he goes to NOLA and suddenly decides he has hands.

>You now remember the Colts MNF game

Yeah
And even with Ginn and every other player on the offense being a wet noodle other than Olsen they still won alot
The Panthers make no sense

Jerricho Cotchery was actually a great third down receiver despite being old as fuck at that point. And he got fucked over in the Super Bowl when the league decided to Calvin Johnson him out of a first down. Changed the whole game.

>intercepted by harmon
this nigga earns his nickname

when will they ever recover?

s: steelers
s: 49ers
s: cowboys
s: patriots
s: patriots
s: ????????

dyou think baker banged his daughter and that's why he hates him

youtu.be/lzBCmrk2oIw

cool noise you have there. I especially liked the part where it ended.

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>this was 5 years ago
theyre only beginning to recover now
the falcons still havent recovered
the rams took 15 or so years to recover
how long will take them after >3 points?

Jared Goff literally can't read a defense and more teams around the league are adopting multiple-look systems where they change the look of the defense before the snap. It has also been underanalyzed just how much his run game/healthy O-Line has helped him.

I expect the Rams to regress and regress hard this year. Everything has been easy for McVay up to this point but the league has caught on to what he's doing.

Hopefully two more team relocations worth

Name me one player who's came back the same after a ruptured Achilles

Maybe he'll learn. Josh Rosen just came out and said he learned how to read middle linebackers for the first time, which is a basic concept.

>Redskins are poised to do worse than them.
I do not get this meme at all. Their defensive line is one of the best in the league, their secondary is decent, and even with the majority of their offense getting injured, they still finished 7-9. There is no feasible way they finish 2-14 as a lot of talking heads say.

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phoneposting

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top kek

>this call is burned into my head.

That has nothing to do with what I criticized you for retard

The Redskins are a perennial .500 team and regularly treat their players like shit, which is exactly why Trent Williams is on his way out.

It's going to be hilarious when they have to start Ereck Flowers in Week One. I don't think it's hyperbole to say that he might be one of the single worst offensive linemen to ever be taken in the first round of the Draft.

And Landon Collins needs to STFU. He spent most of the past two years with his foot in his mouth anyhow and that's part of the reason why the Giants let him walk. Dave Gettleman wasn't the one who publicly called his own teammate a "cancer", now was he Landon?

not a chiefs fan, but its liking like they're going to be a dynasty in the 2020s

>flowers at lt.
>who is donald penn.
>who is geron christian jr.

based turkbro finds new ways to be based

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=&v=gODZzSOelss

Did the real Demarcus Williams ever complain or comment on the key n peele skit roasting him?

achilles and acl injuries are nowhere near the same thing you fucking moron

Mahomes-Mayfield's finna be the new Brady-Manning Tbh family

not even close. neither of them have belichick

Who was the hardest hitting Saftey in da league?

Is it:

A) Ed Reed
B) Troy Polamalu
C) Darren Sharper

Bernard pollard.

He's just the Patriot assassin.

There's only been one safety that killed a man. So probably him.

Mayfield isn’t even better than Watson.

Don't you have a shitty take to prepare for tomorrow Colin?

crazy funny post my dude

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Darren Sharper wasn’t even a hard hitter. Rodney Harrison, John Lynch, Brian Dawkins, Sean Taylor, Bob Sanders....those were hard hitting safeties

hey all, scott here, is that the guy game? Oh boy! my two favorite things in one! Guys, and video games!

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hi scott

>Lamar Jackson is an elite quarterback
He's Kaepernick 2.0 in a Greg Roman offense with out the arm strength to mask his inability to throw.

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who says he is elite and actually means it

Hidden threads: 149

based kvlt chiefsbro

Old Gay

Who?

>6. Bills

is that the number of razors this year?

>6. Bills

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Patriots

>Jackson doesn't have arm strength
Confirmed to have never watched him play. His throwing power is better than most in the league. Keep hating though, can't wait until the browns get embarrassed this year and the Ravens have the division locked up by early December

>1. Randy Moss

>Texans player lays out Packers player in practice
>entire Packerdom is raging

I don't understand

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I don't understand why people think he's gay

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Hes going to do 60 tds, 5900 yds, and 15 ints

You're not a real fan if you don't go to your team's practice and get some signed balls

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since it doesnt look like anyone posted it yet

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Michael Craptree decides not to sign with Arizona.

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just shit my pants a little fellas

Dez 2.0. Don't know why these retards don't take the deal. If they were in high demand they would have been signed at the beginning of the off-season but they weren't. Should take the first decent offer they get.

>veins
oh shit is he juicing?

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are you ready for this?

Yea Forums? okay okay

but what about

/pee/

no, he is actually just that uncomfortable being with a woman

It's /espee/

It is Pee.

also im lawrence bro, I'll come 2 your house n smoke weed while we watch patrick mahomes get back to back MVPs.

TOM BRADY IS ON A CONTRACT YEAR

I REPEAT

TOM BRADY IS ON A CONTRACT YEAR

Just give them the Super Bowl right now.

Dak must be number 10 right?

Reddit: the player from reddit: the team.

Wichita sadly :(

I'd be happy to though, if I can find the way I would

Golic and Wingo said this morning that Zeke will NOT play a game this season until he gets a new contract. Thoughts? I think he signs a major deal by the end of next week

berds

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no

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Probably

Relative timestamps are cancer.
Too bad his on-field consistency is nowhere near his consistency at making dumb narcissistic decisions.
He just signed a two-year deal you dolt.
Dumb Ewok on a team where advertising options drop in your lap; too bad he spent more time roughing dumb thots than paying attention to Leveon Bell's situation.

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>2hrs of commercials per game
>terrible and missed calls

why am i even looking forward to this stupid sport

I hope so I just used my first overall pick on Zeke in fantasy

because you're a bum, rock

Kek. Retard alert.

Good morning lads, just woke up and drank a fresh cup of >6. Bills. Today's gonna be a good day :)

Lmao fucking based

Season hasn't even started and we got a new meme. Nice job, guys.

This is possibly the most forced meme this board has ever seen.

>forced meme
>just shitposting some random autist who seethes everytime this is posted

Just a little bantz m8

Seething.

Who would you take instead? Barkley? AHAHAHAHAH

I’m still confused how it became this prevalent. I made the original list, left for an hour or so as I commuted home for work among other things and came back to see dozens of posts of some guy seething over it even though it was a low-effort post, and some other guy seething over that guy seething

>Greg Roman offense
Holy fuck, he really will be Kaep 2.0
Also how the hell does Roman still have a job

Seething

t. 6 Bills guy

>Who would you take instead?
For me, it's Lamar Jackson.

Alvin Kamara

>taking a nigger quarterback 1st overall in fantasy
Cringe!

He's a runningback in fantasy retard

Join my league so I can take your money

Join real life so someone takes your virginity, incel.

Middle school humor. Wheres the cringe folder guy when you really need him?

Funny thing is you were correct lmao

How did it go from bills owl 2020 to 6. Bills?

Where the fantasy leagues at

Elementary school humor. Where's the yikes button guy when you need it

It took you 240 seconds to come up with *that*?? Cringe!!

I got this

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The power of one retarded prediction and one shitposter that wont let him live it down

But he let me live it down. He was arguing with some other fag that defended my shitpost when even I didn’t.

>25 yards halfway through the 4th quarter
He benefits from RPO like RGKnee and Krapernick did. He won't have more than 28 touchdowns next season

how many super bowls does belichick win AFTER brady retires?

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Sure thing >6. Bills

>49 mph ball velocity
he LITERALLY has the same arm strength as mike glennon. enjoy 7-9, if >you even get that many wins.

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He will go to Cleveland and win 6 more with Baker

>I wasn’t here when it started, let me tell you what happened
The meme started because some guy called the guy who replied to 6. bills guy a pussy for not posting his predictions, then it took over the entire thread for hours because they were both seething at each other. Follow the trail of autistic screeching

almost gave the guy a concussion. its a no tackle practice

Just a quick timeline for people that don't understand this retardation:
>some guy posts his random takes which includes the Bills getting a #6 wild card
>other guy makes fun of him for having the bills get a wild card
>I call him a pussy and tell him to post his own takes then
>he's too scared to do it because he knows his own takes are just as shitty
>post my own takes so he's less afraid and maybe will stop being a pussy
>he doesn't stop being a pussy
>he flips out and says "I DONT HAVE TO DO WHAT YOU TELL ME"
>spends 4-6 hours straight shitposting and trying to argue that he isn't a pussy
>autist is so obsessed and angry that he's been shitposting his forced meme for almost a week straight at this point, samefagging repeatedly to back himself up
>autist is somehow retarded and didn't realize my own takes don't even have the Bills making the playoffs
>thinks I'm mad about the Bills, not that I'm disgusted by his forced meme and obsessive assmad autism
That about sums it up, but he will continue to spam these threads because he is a lifeless autist. I'm not going to discuss it or give him any (You)'s past this point. Let's just sit back and see how long he tries to force this concentrated asspain.

Can’t get those New York jets out of my mind

just a reminder to all of /nfl/

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You're just as much of a loser for getting dragged down to his level, arguably worse for it. What do you have to say for yourself?

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I’m not even a pats fan and I knew the pats were always going to win that owl

even at 28-3?

This

I got in one autistic argument and otherwise haven't mentioned it besides that clarification. He has been shitposting for 5 days straight at this point samefagging trying to get (You)'s. There's a pretty big difference between those two.

Yea Forums, who is /our guy/?

Who is this?

Not that user, but I watched the game on a plane flight from JFK to Orlando and sat next to a pats fan who fell asleep at 28-3, and when he Woked up Brady won da supah bowl, and I harassed him about it while we taxi'd to our gate

Yeah. I was just had deep anxiety that whole game

Maybe it’s just cause I always expect the worse but I just had a really bad feeling.

I was more surprised that they beat the Seahawks

Kaepernick, unironically

What difference is that, user?

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About 96 extra hours of autism.

>two more days to preseason
>two more days until sophomore UDFA QB balls out and exposes actual drafted talent to earn the backup spot

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For me, its nicholas j fuentes

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well you better watch out or he'll shape up and steal your "second biggest autist" award from you.

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As of a few threads back im going to start recording all the delusional things people say about the chiefs.

Be warned.

Crabby was too good for the half-chink, half-nog, full bust manlet.

okay user I wrote it down

Forgot image. Be very afraid for your comeuppance anonymous

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But user I like Miami

That doesn't even make sense. You don't steal second place when you're already in first, retard.

You do when it's an award no one aims to win

Don't worry, I'm not in any danger of getting so upset that I samefag and shitpost for a week straight. I'm pretty secure where I am.

Just for that day then?

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Yep.

Here's to keeping your composure, user. I'm pulling for you.

The autism in this general the past week is sad.

It all started with somebody crying over a picture of a horse and it’s been downhill ever since

>all the autism started just a few threads ago
I'm guessing you just started posting here.

found the autist

It’s been noticeably worse than usual the past week.

Implying any of you autists ever played a team sport in your life

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE IGGLES GENERAL?

in 2018

teamed up on ur mum but ur right, not much sport there

I played soccer from the time I was 5 up through college but now I’m a fatass programmer that shitposts on a Malaysian basket-weaving IRC channel, so it didn’t do me much good in the end

For me, it's the 49ers of San Francisco

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I got banned for 3 days for posting this image.
Fuck the mods

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rip hefty lefty

/Bills Owl 2020/

based

Superbowl 54: Bills vs Cowboys III
same result

That deal is voided after the season, it was just to decrease the cap hit. All Brady got was a raise for this season.

im tony gonzales tho

Tom Brady has cheekbone implants and it's starting to show really bad.

If anything, it's going to draw attention to this loophole now that someone as high profile as Brady has done it and they're going to make voided contracts against the rules. It's retarded that they even have to resort to that, but Brady has ensured they disallow it by next year. The problem is it has created unwanted rumors that Brady is leaving after this year so even more people are talking about it and drawing attention to it even though they'll probably just keep drawing up new contracts to minimize the damage whenever Brady winds up retiring.

t. moonfaced gook

>6. Bills
OH NO NO NO

Sam darnold or josh allen?

i got a 3 day ban for saying the n word. fuck jannies

>Stafford has never won a playoff game
>Has a 9-62 record against winning teams
>Is still the best QB the Lions have ever had

That's fucking depressing.

Can we get an update on the biggest locker room cancers?

AHAHAHAHA ITS OBVIOUSLY SAM DARNOLD WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK, RETARD?
>JOSH ALLEN
>6. BILLS

How bad will the Lions be after Stafford retires?

Allen, but really neither because they both suck

>Vontaze Burfict
>AB
>Richie Incognito
Are the raiders, dare I say it, a /superteam/?

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That should teach you to respect your own people more

Neither, yuck. If I had to take a bet on who improves more this year, probably Darnold. I hate running quarterbacks. Haven't been any good ones outside of Rodgers and Young, and it's because their running was a tiny part of their game.

>Bills have one more year to become superbowl contenders or this poster dies

Sad!

They're the Bad News Bears: Adult Edition. You can bet I'm watching a few of their games this year. The real question is how will the Raiders do this year? I can't decide whether they're total trash at 2-14 or an 8-8 nothing.

Sam Darnold!

6-10 with a games worth of bizarre bullshit by the end of the season sounds about right.

That poster is already dead, I blew him the fuck out with >6. bills

Their absolute ceiling is 9-7. Doesnt help that AB is apparently fucked with a foot injury

But hes clearly alive user
He just posted....
FUCK what are we gonna do bros?

Looks pretty consistent to me. Where would you guess he got cheekbone implants in this timeline? All that really changed over the years is he got less fat looking and maybe starting having thinning hair around the time of the 6th photo and got a hair transplant. Or it might just be a bad photo. It doesn't actually look like he got any facial surgery.

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Allen... eventually

Wax my balls you fucking bigot

>yfw da bears win da superb owl

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>yfw da texans trade their entire 2020 decade away to pick up Aaron Donald, Khalil Mack, Tom Brady and Ezekiel Elliot and win da superb owl

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It's time to stop...

>6. bills

So which bottom feeder signs Brady after he wins his 7th owl this season?

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The Patriots again

Miami and Brady will dab on BB twice a season until he's 60

He's resigning 1 year deals with the Patriots until he retires. NE has no quarterback they can draft this year since they're going, bare minimum, 9-7 this year, more realistically 12-4 or 13-3. They don't have anyone they can trade for to replace Tom Brady since the market is QB starved right now and he's better and cheaper than anyone else they could get.

So yeah, I'd say bare minimum he's with the Patriots until he's 43 or 44. I just can't see him uprooting and relocating that late in his career, and I think NE only gets rid of him after he actually sucks and can't win anymore or after they get another QB ready to take his place.

are they going to trade for some better olinemen?

Holy fuck ur autistic

I just took a steaming
>6. bills
In the bathroom

I wonder what team this year is going to be the one that does way better than expected. Might even be the Raiders but I can't see Gruden putting together a successful team somehow. Last year it was the Texans and Colts.

Panthers are winning the Owl.

>Last year it was the Texans and Colts.
Anybody with two brain cells to rub together could predict that having a franchise QB come back from injury would make a pretty big difference for both of those teams.

Then why did almost nobody see it coming? Most people had the Colts in the 2-6 win range because they thought Luck's injury was seriously and lingering, and for the first third of the season they were being proven right since the Colts started 1-5 and the Texans started 0-3. It's not as obvious as you say it is.

A;;en

This! Panties over Jaggies in the Catb Owl! :D
>rawr i love the catbowl teehee X3 rawwwr *paws ur scrotum* meow meow :)

Why is one poster so mad at the Bills?

>6. Bills

Because it triggers autists like you
>6. Bills

Trip up bradys 6th knee

Because you’re autistic
Because you’re autistic
Because you’re autistic

I think I actually miss iggles threads, gonna jump off a building

They'll go from 6 wins to 4. Unless they actually draft a good replacement. If tjey drafted Mayfield, they'd be in the playoffs this year. That's not happening with Stat Padford.

...

Fuck off nazi

>6. Bills

Guys want to hear something funnier than >6. Bills?

>post count doesn’t go up

the meth in Kansas is THAT good?...sheesh

I do post here regularly, you stupid seething cunt.

Still the Patriots

Cowboys offered their offensive trio contracts in the top 5 of their position and still havent heard back. Does anyone else feel like these fucks are just getting greedy? Zeke is the only one in the top 10 of his position, let alone top 5. Amari and dak are both in the teens wtf are they waiting for

I think he completely abandons football and becomes a concert pianist.

Cringe

Stop complaining and buy all the shit consumer swine.

Zeke is the greedy one seeing as he has two years left on his contract and his position is the most easily replaceable.

...get a room already faggots

>replying to a 4 hour old comment chain
Bit late to the party, bud.

Also the most easily injured and worn down. Also the one that probably deserves it the most if you look at the stats with/without him DESPITE linehan

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You realize you're trying to save face while posting as anonymous, right?

>old
>roasted feet
>soon to be incarcerated

Are the raiders, dare I say it, a /dumpsterfire/?

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>*doinks once*
>*doinks twice*

Oh...sorry...I don't spend 8 hours of my day refreshing /nfl/

Get a job and you can get paid to lurk like the rest of us

>Paying Gruden 10x10
We already knew they were a dumpsterfire though

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Hey guys check this out check it
SIXBILLS! LOLXD

why would anyone actually WANT to spend more time in this thread? with these..."people"?

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If someone says 6bills one more time...

>me and brady’s sixth knee

>me and brady’s sixth knee
>listen to Tame Impala and finger each other's peeholes

So why are you here? Actually, why the fuck am I even posting here? You're right, this general fucking sucks dick and is basically 100% tripfags and their samefagging phoneposts trolling each other now. I'm out.

>penile fingering
Pass

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How fucked are the Cowgirls?

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Fuck. Reddit is down so I'm stuck with you monkeys for the time being

Reminder

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Giants. Unironically. Jones gonna shove his fist up everyones asshole and style on the league for a decade.

Oops. I posted the unfinished version! Put a W where it's blank

Not at all. Zeke is staying and even if he hypothetically left Dak and Amari can carry this team
Based

until Barkley's rookie contract is up and he gets the fuck outta there with the quickness...then it's back to 3-4 win seasons

Rams will sweep the division and lose to the Pants and Stoolers and you'll like it

But pegging is fine?

Can someone link the /nfl/ discord? Asking for a friend

>actually replying to an open homosexual

Pegging is much easier than trying to put a finger into a urethra.

Me and Brady’s
>6. Bills

I’m not gay, I really really like women

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to fuck your asshole.

Post yfw football starts sooon

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It’s not gay if it’s a girl. That is a fact.

>mfw

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Gettleman is already saving money for the Saquon/Hernandez/Peppers/Hill contracts

Barley aint going nowhere

Hardknocks premieres tonight boyos

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Bachelor in Paradise tho...

>Dak and Amari can carry this team
I'm a cowcuck myself friend, but let's be realistic. If jerry can get them for what hes asking they will be fine though

So if a girl wears a fake mustache and a beard, cuts off her breasts and sews a frankenpenis to her pelvis, puts on her construction worker uniform and fucks your mouth with her skingrafted frankenpenis and shoots artificial semen all over your face while you slurp it up and call her daddy, that's straight? Asking for a friend.

Bro you just posted cringe...

Assuming Dak annd Amari stay but Zeke walks, how do you see them doing?

botes

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bills getting the 6th seed is not that far-fetched desu.

Oof and yikes and cringepilled

Based!

FROSTBITE?

WHAT THE FUCK?

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8-8 possibly worse depending on what they decide to do to supplement Zeke
9-7 if that 5th round rookie amounts to anything

People seem to forget that the Bills got a wild card just 1 season ago. That was with Tyrod Taylor and Nathan fucking Peterman. The NFL isn't as predictable as people think it is, that's what's so great about it.

If you must preface something with "it's not gay if..."
It's gay.

So then all sex is gay? Cause it's not gay if it's with a woman?

>implies that getting 6th seed and then immediately getting BTFO is something worthy of celebration

>Bills have black QB
>make the playoffs
>Bills replace black QB with mayonnaise QB
>miss the playoffs and become laughing stock of the league

Really makes you think

I can't picture a runningback being worth like 2-3 wins, even if he is the best in the league.

*must*

Obviously straight sex is obviously straight sex. Try harder.

>2019, I am forgotten

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>tfw missing all preseason + week one due to a trip

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>become
They're been a laughingstock for like 3 decades now. They expect to lose.

Preseason, whatever. But weeks 1-3 are when the meme magic happens.

What the fuck is this bullshit? No one cares about a linebacker and no one cares about Jacksonville. QB's are far more important as is Buffalo. So why the fuck is the Jags Josh Allen the top Google auto-complete?

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When does Hard Knocks start?

Look at their W/L with and without zeke 2 seasons ago.
>that was before amari!
Dez was 29, declining but still perfectly viable
>that was with Scott linehan!
Kellen moore only knows life with linehan, no matter how smart he is hes not gonna overhaul the offensive playcalling in his first year

because he was a monster in college, and is infinitely a better football player than that lanky white faggot in Buffalo

...Because people who want to look at Josh Allen the QB just type "Josh Allen". They don't need to type anything else to find him. If they want to find the Jags guy, they have to add that on the end. Have you never used a search engine before or are you just retarded?

I know, luckily I'm getting back on the saturday of week 2
Because nobody cares about your dogshit QB or team either loser

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People want to know if there will be 2 busts with the same name in the league at the same time.

>2 more days until football.

Quite excited to be honest with you family.

*until practice squads

>drafting this early

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Tonight. 10PM on HBO

Who's going to punch one of their own teammates first?

I'm torn. Like, you can't blame a player for wanting to get more money, especially Zeke who can be tied to the Cowboys for 7 years, which is most of a RB's career. But it's tough to feel sorry for a guy earning more money in a year than the average guy earns in his life.

>6. Bills

>playing fantasy at all

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If I were a dolphins fan, I’d just skip over this season and wait until after we’ve drafted Tua

The Dolphins aren't getting Tua. It will almost certainly be the Giants.

The 49ers
ninersnation.com/2019/7/28/8934067/49ers-training-camp-news-jalen-hurd-fight-dontae-johnson-exum

SEETHING because your team doesn't have its own ice cream

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youtube.com/watch?v=mO3fn51N-yA
>where's Roethlisberger?
>Derek Carter?
this season will be hilarious

I'd get it if it wasnt 2 years left cause then he could be held and tagged etc and that's a deep move on his useful years. But at 2 years left fuck him

>you know remember when JJ Watt celebrated after sacking Rodgers when they lost by 30

But the Giants already drafted their future franchise qb...

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It is actually so fucking far fetched it's been turned into a meme. Their schedule is tough

He was just excited because he got to play smear the queer for the first time since middle school

I always thought they might. It's only 4 scores, there was plenty of time left and Falcons were struggling to move the ball and take off time. I never once thought "this game's over".

I remember at 28-3, Pats had a 4th in their own half (like 30 something yard line), and I remember saying to my friend "If they don't get this it's gonna become like the Broncos/Seahawks game". They got, and started marching and I said "They can still win this, teams choke against Brady".

And then it happened. Once they converted that 4th down at 28-3, I genuinely thought Pats could still win.

I can't picture a winning team that has a starting qb that can't throw but here we are.

More plastic than a porn star.

Good for him it's his money, but not believing he's had any plastic surgery (not counting hair transplant) is just naive.

How do you figure? Name exactly 1 thing he got done per those photos.

Brady would rather retire than play for another team.

If he played for another team his legacy would be on the line. Imagine he goes to say 49ers (in a trade) and shits the bed, looks ass and looks shit. While some fans will say it's his age, his legacy would be tarnished cause he sucked ass without Beli and the Pats.

Not saying he would, but why risk it? Same reason Messi will never Barcelona (for soccer fans).

>Daniel Jones enters week 7 after Eli Manning has shit the bed once again the Giants are 1-6
>throws 4 picks
>starts the next 3 games
>throws another 7 picks
>turns out he's Nathan Peterman tier like everyone expected
>Gettleman gets fired on the spot
>Tua sitting there at number 1
>draft Jalen Hurts instead

>6. Bills

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Chin shaved for sure. Nose job also

>one dedicated autist spamming it
>it's a meme
Nah.

Let's be honest the Patriots most likely are.
They've got one of the easiest schedules, best defenses, Belichick/Mcdaniels are still there, easy division, and Brady and that system/offense is still top 10. Guaranteed 12 wins min and a top 2 seed. Barring a fluke loss, they're getting Ring 7.

His nose is exactly the same in his first picture as it is in the last picture. The only thing that changes is whether he's smiling or not or different face angles. Same with his chin. You are delusional.

Will he lose both of his feets?

On some MKUltra shit.

>one

Nope. Multiple people are doing it now. The retard who made that list will never live it down now

Cheek fillers, nosejob, possible jaw or cheekbone implants, defo something on his chin. His whole facial structure changed. Not hating, good for him.

It's one guy. Having enough free time to spam something for a week doesn't make it a meme any more than the guys who spam "berds" "/bills owl 2020/" "Patriots get the 1 seed, Chiefs get the Brady seed" or "*wins the AFC south* every single thread. There's just one person doing it over and over. They're not memes.

Lmao. There's multiple people spamming it you fucking retard.

Whether you're hating or not(which you are, backhanded insults are the most stereotypical way girls insult each other), you're still utterly retarded and wrong. There's no evidence of facial surgery there.

Yeah just like there's tons of people replying to you.

Wow look another person replying. This is a meme.

Not him but i joked around at the party I was at about Atlanta fooling around passing so much gave the Pats a shot

All I see is a loss of bodyfat in his face.

>Calls some a retard for thinking this is natural.

Lol mate I don't care that he has, I've had minor work it's 2019 it's becoming more the norm. Not sure why you're so defensive and adamant that he hasn't. But fair enough.

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How'd I do bros?

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Wow I'm a totally different person and I am also replying. Meme reply nation.

Uh oh here come the meme replies.

why the fuck are you drafting before preseason even starts

So he had lipo in his face then?

All I'm saying is you don't go from looking an ugly Walmart employee to one of the most handsome men in sports, by just "aging".

It's just a mock

MEME REPLY NATION. PERSON NUMBER 5 HERE.

Multiple people spreading the meme reply. Wow!

You are actually the seething >6. Bills original poster arent you lmao. Sorry your list was so trash multiple people are making fun of you. Go ahead and reply to all the 6. Bills posts so I can screen shot how many (you)s I dont have

I know someone with a similar facial structure to this, shall I tell them that if you they eat right that in 20 years they'll be as good looking at Brady!! No work required!!

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Now post a picture of yourself at 23 years old and 42 and let me know if you look the same. The only difference between those two faces is body fat, camera distance, and smiling. There is no plastic surgery, he just lost weight.

Oh shit thank you, I had almost forgotten to post ITT
*wins the AFC South*

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He looks the same? Got rid of the 5 o'clock shadow, lost body fat and started giving a fuck about his hair. Do you legitimately think he got plastic surgery fucking top kek

>Why yes, I do care very deeply about the NFL preseason! I can't wait to see how my teams 6th round picks pan out.

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>6. Bills
Kek lol oh no! My Patties gonna win the owl and the silly billies are gonna frown!

he'll have them replaced by Heelies and his RAC will improve

Think he got those moles on neck removed though.

Apparently people can't age without being suspected of plastic surgery. Weird that an athlete would look different after 20 years.

Losing a small amount of bodyfat shouldn't completely alter someone's cheekbone structure.

Probably went to Ezra Miller's doctor. Normal people don't have cheekbones like this kek.

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>5. Bills

>Normal people don't have cheekbones like this kek.
I understand why you think that, being inbred and all.

Some of you Brady stans sound like Taylor Swift die hards who absolutely refuse to believe she's had a boob job. It's actually pretty laughable. Rich famous celebrity suddenly gets super good looking over the course of a few years after looking like a mutant. "He just aged". Lol.

You get it by losing weight and taking care of your appearance. Wow, shocker.

Looks pretty good. The Patriots defense is kind of meh, there is probably a better waiver match off week 1...If you have Hill you don't need to draft Watkins since they probably won't ever have a worthwhile stack (not like Hill/Kelce or Hill/Mahomes) also, Crosby shit the bed pretty hard last year in multiple weeks, he might be getting old...go for Jason Myers for K. Nobody is taking him, and Seattle's offense is going to score and get him in good position a LOT...he'll probably get you around 105-110 points by the end of the season.

otherwise, decent draft. a backup for Ebron and Penny and you should be set.

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The Patriots
2011 Lost SB
2012 Made the AFCCG
2013 Made the AFCCG
2014 Won SB
2015 Made the AFCCG
2016 Won SB
2017 Lost SB
2018 Won SB

As long as they don't totally shit the bed the next two years, they are EASILY the team of the decade.

>that episode of hard knocks where Antonio Brown lost both his feet

So hair transplant, dental implant and mole removal? They do say plastic surgery is an addiction....

We haven't even seen his final form

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Ok now this is getting out of hand!! Next you'll tell me
>1. Bills

Brady was never fat though so how much weight are you Brady cock-suckers saying he lost?

Or maybe you should consider the reverse possibility: you're fucking dumb and wrong and your opinion that anyone that gets more attractive that they get older must have cut their face up, especially Tom Brady because you hate him.

>relative to football

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>I wasnt here

I am literally the original >6. Bills poster kek. Nice revisionist history though. I asked if people were retarded because they said his list was good but nobody point out the >6. Bills and it immediately sent some autist into a seethe calling me a pussy. Theres your history lesson

>someone must be obese in order to lose bodyfat or thin out their face

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Guys I’m so excited!!! My mom told me if I don’t shit in her mouth the next time she changes my adult diaper, she’ll let me have an extra Mountain Dew so I’ll have the energy to post more
>6. Bills

>You're fucking dumb and wrong cause I disagree with you.

Intelligent Yank here.

>Cause you hate him.

Another smart comment by the genius Yank, I never said that. Got nothing against Brady, hope he keeps playing and breaks records. Just saying, and responding to someone else who pointed it out earlier, that his entire cheekbone structure changed and it was most likely due to plastic surgery.

Maybe it was maybe it wasn't, neither me or you know 100%. I was just pointing out my opinion/theory. Or is that too complicated for the genius Yank?

>”revisionist history”
You literally just reworded the post you replied to, dumbass. He said the same thing. You called the list retarded and somebody else called you a pussy, then you both spewed verbal diarrhea in the thread for four hours.

>Brady is selling his house
IT'S OGRE FOR THE PATRIOTS.
THE EVIL EMPIRE IS COMING TO AN END

Jesus christ the amount of fucking cope in this post. Have sex and lose fucking weight goddamn

I made the shitpost list so I was there even before you. I am therefore the originator of this meme and newfags like yourself need to stay humble

wasting your time fellow brit. reading through this thread you seemed to really trigger them by suggest tb12 had some work done. wouldn't surprise if he had he's got money. not sure why everyone got offended but this is the era of everyone being super sensitive and easily offended so makes sense.

There is no reasoning with patsfags.

Yes revisionist history because I was never once seething kek. Literally crack up everytime a >6. Bills gets posted. Only one seething is that dude who flipped and started calling me a pussy.

>I never said that.
You don't need to, it's blatantly obvious.

>You're fucking dumb and wrong cause I disagree with you.
Nice strawman. You're dumb and wrong because you think people losing weight or getting a haircut means they've cut up their face.

>Just saying, and responding to someone else who pointed it out earlier, that his entire cheekbone structure changed and it was most likely due to plastic surgery.
Except it very obviously didn't change. You can have your shitty opinion, and I can point out that you're a retard.

Guys I need a fantasy team name, give me your best, or worst. Eagles fan FYI.

Him and Beli will retire together in 4-5 years, when Brady is 45-46, and Beli is 71-72. They'll retire as Pats and I don't why anyone, outside of pessimistic Brady stans think otherwise.

Walk it to 'em Wentz

>I-I wasn’t mad! Only he was mad!
Why did you continue to reply to him then? Everybody in that thread was laughing at both of you. It was pic related.

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>I'm not seething, I just spent hours responding

kino

>tyreek hill is 5'9 max but the best contested-catch wr
and yet teams still fall for the lanklet meme receiver in the first 2 rounds every draft

Pretty sure it was a samefag the whole time.

How about "I'm a huge fag that spends my freetime obsessing over the virtual statistics of random niggers"

>implying it's hard to reply on Yea Forums

Why would I stop replying when it's clear that dude was seething as fuck and each angry reply brought me joy kek? You act like it's hard to type and fill out a captcha. Was replying at work during my downtime it's so easy. Dont burst a blood vessel Bill's mafia

Originally it was. Now people are genuinely starting to say it

Wiggly Igglys

No it's still just you. Don't quit your day job, you don't have a future here.

"I'm a huge fag that spends my freetime obsessing over random niggers" is already true if you watch nfl at all

Vikings desu

I2etard I2ump I2ammers

>I wasn't mad, I just wasted 6 hours of my free time because I was baiting!
So you're a loser.

>separation
>YAC
>td upside

u mad cuse u aint getum

whiter than you mutt

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How about "I'm not smart enough to follow stats and actually don't even like football, I just don't want my grandpa to think I'm a faggot so I cheer for the Packers when I'm visiting him in the home"

Why is the entire NFL rooting for Daniel Jones to fail? Why are they so afraid of him?

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I don't think anyone even cares about him. We just expect him to fail because he probably will.

>entire NFL
I’ve heard nearly nothing about him, let alone your claims. Nobody gives a FUCK about the gints

>thinks anybody spends even a second of their day thinking about anything happening with the Giants

sure man. the entire nfl cares.

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Why do you act like posting is the equivalent of moving a fucking boulder lmao? No freetime was wasted shitposting from my phone buddy. Seek medication for your autism

>mad at shitposting during the off season

Jej

Because typing and posting takes time you autistic dumbass

Did you post this from your laptop?

Took me 10 seconds to write this
Wow so much wasted time at work on my break!!

Quit it with the samefagging guys. Browsing /nfl/ feels like I’m watching American corporate news and nobody knows wtf is even going on in these threads anymore

samefag

Wouldn’t that mean the guy you responded to also wasn’t seething because his replies took low effort?

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Every bodies wasting their time posting on this fucking website moron you accomplish absolutely nothing every time you post on here. Might as well just stop coming here if your criticism of him is >LOL BRO YOU WASTED SO MUCH TIME

samefag

>posting from his phone while on his laptop
Kys

Difference between mine and his posts were the words being used. Guy was legit typing out paragraphs seething calling me a pussy and a coward for not posting my predictions anonymously (this in itself is fucking hilarious) whereas I just replied with >6.bills and reaction images

Did you post this one from your phone, buddy?

Sure did pal, still at work :^)

>him
You mean you. And the difference is not all of us spend 6 straight hours """"baiting"""", getting in an autism slapfight, samefagging, and then spending the next several days shitposting all day and claiming your lifeless autism is justified because you're apparently at work 24/7.

Do you not understand the difference between posting occasionally on Yea Forums and this shitposter's level of crippling autism?

>you can’t have a laptop at work

>Most career passing yards (74,437)
>Most games with 400+ passing yards (15)
>Most consecutive games with a touchdown (54)
>Most consecutive 4000+ yard seasons (12)
>Most consecutive 5000+ yard seasons (3)
>Most 5000 yard seasons (5) [Only 10 in NFL history, no other QB has more than one]
>Most career completions (6,586)
>Highest career completion percentage (67.32)
>Fastest QB to reach 60,000 yards passing (215 games)
>Fastest QB to reach 70,000 yards passing (248 games)
>Fastest QB to reach 400 passing TDs (205 games)
>Second most career TDs (520, 19 behind Manning)

Do retards actually think he's done?

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>"baiting"

It quite clearly worked lmao. Look at how little your post accomplished you fucking loser

If you're here with us you probably wasting your time doing some other degenerate shit if not posting on Yea Forums all day

Hes clearly some fucking newfag redditor that isnt aware of the type of people that inhabit Yea Forums. Sad really

its all a waste of time but there are degrees
old bay has spent his entire life here

We can read the original posts you retard

>I-I wasn't mad...I barely typed anything!
100% bootyblasted

Did I say I barely typed anything autismo kek? Me explaining myself to people who seethed and called me autistic off the bat isnt seething fucking kek. I see your Bill's mafia ass is clearly still bootyblasted though

CHOKE

>I just replied with >6.bills and reaction images
Stay mad, and enjoy posting here all day trying to force your meme you pathetic faggot.

This is seething damage control if I’ve ever seen it

Which one of those posts has him seething?

>muh same fag

Lmao once again go ahead and reply to all the >6. Bill's posts so you can see how many of those arent mine. I dont think you want to get blown out that hard though sweety :^)

If your post doesn’t fit into a tweet you’re seething.
Sneed.

Got a whole lot of seething people replying to me then

NEW

Nah folks are just meming... I hope.
He's coming off one of his best seasons, with a healthy Ginn, new target in Cook, and better versions of Kirkwood and Smith.
He'll have another highly productive year and end the season with the TD record. 50/50 whether he comes back or not.

see you in the superb owl

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Mock God's chosen team, the Buffalo Bills, recieve frostbite in August.

Pffffft