Dodgers vs Cardinals Gamethread

Cardinals
1. Matt Carpenter (L) 3B
2. Dexter Fowler (S) CF
3. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B
4. Marcell Ozuna (R) LF
5. Paul DeJong (R) SS
6. Jose Martinez (R) RF
7. Kolten Wong (L) 2B
8. Matt Wieters (S) C
9. Michael Wacha (R) P


Dodgers
1. Joc Pederson (L) RF
2. Max Muncy (L) 2B
3. Justin Turner (R) 3B
4. Cody Bellinger (L) 1B
5. Will Smith (R) C
6. Corey Seager (L) SS
7. Kristopher Negron (R) CF
8. Matt Beaty (L) LF
9. Tony Gonsolin (R) P

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Go Doggie Doos!

BIRDS

Doyers!

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Based and avianpilled

/koshien/ desu

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Based
>tfw watching both doyers and koshien

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BELLIBOMB
Holy fuck

M V P
V
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welp gg birds losing streak continues

reporting! (waiting for sox game to finish)

I love westcoast games, I can get a nice comfy level of drunk to get relaxed and sleep well and get up at 8 easily for work. Hell I miss being on EST last year compared to be on CST this year for games that went to 1-2 am.

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fucking BELLIBOMB

wtf, all i wanted to do was watch the end of the sox game and now i gotta come into a game losing by 3

well, at least im not ben zobrist

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>that outfit
holy shit the absolute state of zobrist

jesus christ lmfao zoBITCH

Imagine marrying a skinny whore who looks like a groupie who sucks and fucks blacks for weed in the recording studio

>wife and mother of your children literally wearing a shirt with a giant face of a the jiggaboo she was fucking behind your back and caused your divorce

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im trying to but its difficult with 1 tiny screen. I'll probably alternate, but thankfully koshien goes on pretty late. and its early in the brackets

Gonsolin looks like he could be frank zappa's son

>couldve traded harrison bader for zack wheeler but didnt
wtf is mo doing

she looks like she gets abused whilst fucking

Nothing, which is awful
I just miss postseason cards baseball

gotta love a 34 year old mother wearing a massive choker, absurd jewelry, and painting her toes black like an angsty teen girl

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>le does nothing in the lead off spot man

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oh fuck this ump for calling that a ball after ringing up schwarber on a way higher pitch

get this fucking shithead off the mound

holy fuck

I almost wish I could blank 12, 13, and 14 from my mind. I FUCKING HATE the Giants just one echelon under the cubs, and they weere absolutely btfo'd in the WS. The 15 loss to the cubs in the annoying 3/5 DS format didn't bother me as much as losing to the Giants because the team was exhausted, and beat up by the playoffs, it's amazing they won 100 games with Waino killed by the end of April. That and I just hate buster posey, I hope he gets shot in the face.

kek scuba

Being a fucking retard, like usual.

Team wont win shit with Mo at the helmet. I hope he sends David Freese a nice Christmas card every year


Reeeeee fuck mo

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this manager matchup was like a game of checkers with a rule that allowed no moving of the back row...

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>David Ortiz is only hitting .889
>eh, fuck it, keep pitching to him

12 and 14 were particularly rough for me, my dad's a Giants fan

Can't beleaguer Seager!

2010 lifelong or a barry bonds cocksucker?

Based Seager

Something wong?

He liked them well before bonds

Gonsy looking good

ur dad gay

>my dad's a Giants fan
Ouch

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my two most hated players in baseball history are barry bonds and buster posey.

>pick two more hate worthy players.

J O C
O
C

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Go Doggie Doos!

Joc'd

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Thank you Joc, you are my greatest ally!

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joccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc

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>Methinals
I've come here to laugh at you

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kek doggie doos kek lol haha

Shoo lifelong shoo

>cusb

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>Hating Barry Lamar Bonds

What's wrong with you?

Meanwhile Darvish can pitch well for us.
How did he do for your lot?

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oh how I wish you would burn, asshole.

i loathe this fucker

whats this the dodgers have a gondola now

Why are all the dodger fans cheering for the Cubs getting a home run in that video? Don't they know they're the bad guys?

Harper
Bumgarner

I thought you hated the scuba keks

Based Satania poster.

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matt stairs

fucking hate that guy

Redbeard!

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>Methinals
>Doggie doos

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Lol you lost to this dogshit team something like 8-0
>cusb

Beating up on the Cardinals never gets old. Yeah, I'm still mad.

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Based satania poster

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go away cubs faggot

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oh I hate you
then I wanna mate with you
maybe grab a bite to eat
now lemme grab ya teat

Btw, how's that rebuild working out?

Shut the fuck up you doggie doo

those are cubs fans. as a dodgers fan whos been to dodgers cubs games, a lot of cubs fans show up and the blues can mesh

>poodres get walked off in embarrassing fashion
>jints fucking up their rebuild by at least 3 years
>methinals currently getting bootyblasted
Good couple of days. Only negative is the dbags setting themselves up as real pests in a few years

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Why the fuck are Tardinals fans constantly talking about the Cusb? You're not playing them, you faggots.

>dodgers cardinals game
>thread invaded by cubsfags
it's bad enough that you invade all other parks but not even game threads are safe from you faggots

also forgot to add that the rookies are fucking balling out

Lot of Chicago transplants out here.

Quit getting so mad, you're useful idiots in helping the Cubs secure some breathing room in the NL Central.
Also we just beat the team that humiliated the methinals over the weekend.

Have you seen their pale skin? It's not from the meth, it's from living in the Cubs' shadow.

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here we go cub-bies here we go

you now remember the cardinals intentionally throwing at an already injured hanley ramirez

they play at busch stadium cant get more busch league than that

>Dodgers doing to the cards what the cusb couldn't
kek scuba

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>Blowing a no hitting in the 4
LOL Doyers

oh this doggie doo really rustles my jimmies

Nothing like a long homestand to make lifelongs forget that their team is beyond garbage on the road.

Cards are nothing without Cubs

gonsolin looks like an 80's porn star

He'll fit in right next to Alexander

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LOL METHINALS DEFENSE

BATT MEATY!

AN ABSOLUTE CLOBBERING

Nice catch, bro

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god damn you gotta at least bang 3 bitches a day with a stache like that

Is that Arron Rogers with a porn stache?

What kind of horseshit is this? Are they intentionally trying to be shit?

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I like that Gonsolin is actually trying to get hits. Hate it when pitchers don't try.

>cardinals outfielding

gonsolin looks like he can hit

'sup dodger-bros! Thanks for beating up on the Cardinals for us, you guys are scary good! Hope we see ya in the NLCS, as long as you take it easy on us. Ha!

he was a hitter growing up, i forget how recent he converted. His first hit in his debut was pretty legit too

Cusb aren't even making the postseason.

Hey, the Dodgers announcers aren't totally trash now.
Glad they got rid of that awful old fuck. He made everything boring as fuck and was against the 1st Amendment.

hell no they're not!

>foul balls for hotdogs

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Hey dodgers! Much respect to ya! Ignore the haters, you do you!

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fuck off faggot

I once sat in the All-you-can-eat section in dodgers stadium. I got gout the next day. Who knew eating 15 pig anus tubes is bad for you?

Sounds like a good idea to me. Stadiums should offer a trade-in for a foul ball. Free food item or something.

fuck I forgot to even false flag as a brewers fan when I made this post lol. i'm leaving it up so everyone can learn from my mistake, especially me

>Ending a 10 pitch AB with a DP
Nice choke

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Is this gosolins 2nd start? I remember in his debut he got fucked by shitty dodger fielding

I'd rather listen to Joe Buck than that pablum.

Lane Thomas owns ya

Lane Thomas just got owned looking

did you just start watching baseball yesterday?

making a pitcher throw 10 pitches in 1 AB is never a choke

Not when it ends in a double play you retarded tripfag

>my dad's a Giants fan

What about your other dad?

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>getting baited
man you're a moron

He pitched 4 innings in Colorado last week. This is his first start since that defensive spaghettifest in Arizona. He might get another start since it would be against the marlels

they also scored 2 runs, dumbass

Yeah, the Dodgers fielding had a couple meltdowns in his debut.

he deserves another start

>you now remember the cardinals intentionally throwing at an already injured hanley ramirez

Kek, wasn't it Joe Kelly who fractured his ribs with the dirty throw?

I've hated the Methinals ever since.

Based gout buddy

Great outing for Gonsy. Dodgers SP getting ridiculous good.

>samefagging
>hurr u get baeting

kind of sad

>goldschmidt
Damn he's ass now. He used to tear >our shit as early as last year.

So? It was a choke by Gosolin.

Sweeping the Dodgers is the most exciting thing to happen to the Cardinals in both the 2018 and 2019 season.

joe Kelly isn't even a starter and if he was at the time he definitely wasn't their ace to start game 1 of the CS.

they put him in just to throw at hanley

I just started following baseball again, this is the first game I watch this season.
How's the dodgers batting so far?

lol

Cubs fan here, Go Dodgers!

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>chargois
there goes the shutout

>Javy was asked if Cubs are paying attention to teams chasing them. "I think we're in a good spot. We're actually not paying attention to other teams. It looks like they pay attention to us. We've had up and downs. We're just trying to get that out of the way and just keep going."
>"Me personally, I can't play with the scoreboard."

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Yeah, that was intentional as fuck. Hanley was easily our best player and the Dodgers might have won that series if he didn't go down.

I've heard a rumor that Hanley was HATED because he fucked someone's wife. How true or untrue is unknown but Hanley was thrown at intentionally, A LOT.

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Holy fuck

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Well hello there.

Nice play, Muncy. Fat boy can move.

>How's the dodgers batting so far?
A lot better than last year

Hanley was the linchpin in the dodgers lineup that year. they took him out and the rest just crumbled

also based max muncy got dayum

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Go away cubs faggots, it's too bad David Freese is hurt rn

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Get a new ring and we'll consider it.

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THICC

Let's be honest, even if Hanley didn't get hurt and they won that series, they still would have gotten their shit caved in by bombston

>buehler
>urias
>may
>gonsolin
doyers could have a starting rotation of 15 year olds better than every other team

easily the best doyer thot. beaners btfo

You have less rings than the Dodgers, Cardinals, Reds, and Pirates.

STAY
IN
YO
LANE

I honestly don't remember how good or bad that Bombston team was desu.

>You have less rings than the Dodgers, Cardinals, Reds, and Pirates.

But we have the most recent ring. I doubt anyone in this thread is even old enough to remember when the doggie doos won a ring.

Mad at da Cubs

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> gay little cards fans constantly raid cubs threads and are crying like little bitches now that the wheels are completely off their shit wagon

>1 liveball era ring

Pretty good when you factor the marathon storyline powerup

>Matt Crapenter
Did the steroids in is Salsa run out?

>Pretty good when you factor the marathon storyline powerup

That shit is too OP, MLB needs to nerf these story lines. Fans shouldn't be rooting for a natural disaster just to see their team win a WS.

dodgers are gonna need a better earthquake if they want any hope. That pussy shit before wont do

>Methinal Defense
They know how to be entertaining.

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forest fire season is among us

Fucking kek

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are you the anime guy from the cubs thread?

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youtube.com/watch?v=eQnHJwIabBU

gg Tardinals

WINRAR
gg methies
I'm going to the game tomorrow so I'll see y'all on Wednesday for the (You)tube game.

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>Now 2.5 GB

WE LOVE IT

gg tards

Couldn't have happened to a bigger asshole.

WE LOVE IT

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