/hoc/

Shut the fuck up chambers

His name is Ray, and he posts ayy lmaos.

thank you for the remembrance

we're taking it back

>y'all niggas posting in a tripfag anime general

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Seattle _______

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36 Chambers of Death Niggus

et comme toujours, nous sommes ici dans ta tête sans loyer

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Nordiques

>le jerks xdd

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They'll relocate to Pueblo Co.

HOCKEY

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France, kick the leafs ass

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Another sold out crowd here in Calgary standing room only

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near beginning of thread reminder hockey IS for every one

With white skin

stop it, you're going to get us 8 channed

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go back to /pol/ faggot

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shame we never got a modern day assassins creed set in montreal.

who is denice rodwoman?

incel

>muh /pol/
Widen that fake vagina

/hoc/

Is for /athletes/ on ice skates

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Naturally. That goes without saying.

I wanna see your pay stub, comrade
>how much vodka did you earn today

>fucking commie spies and nazis
You are not welcome in /hoc/

/hoc/ is for 5/5s only
>rags

>anyone who isn't an alt-right incel like me is a tranny
have sex

/hoc/ is for single moms and all of my children
>rags

>buzzwords
Go back

Where is that guy who was translating the team names from english to chinese back to english. He never did The New York Rangers.

we should give some more specific instructions
they should be a website, OH, hear we go, stand by....

flo.health/menstrual-cycle/sex/sexual-health/how-to-have-sex-for-the-first-time

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It begins anew

they would get some people in the stands if they did multipuck

紐約拉格納斯

see

:)

>Laganas

weak

Do the ducks

obsessed
have sex

Put the gun in your mouth
And think about potato
And pull that trigger
that way, you can't come back
>/hoc/ will not miss you

Continuing what the other thread had going on

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I'M FUCKING TRYING, OK

WHERE THE KNOB??? FOR THE.. THING??
>what's the clitoris?

they won't miss you but they will accuse other posters of being you for the next 10 years

I've already ensured I will be missed. But I'm not suicidal

i love these babushka, dough lads
>pretty

Agreed.

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>/athletes/

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business idea: naming your kid seven

München Beavers

Sure is reddit in here

better idea: naming your kid mickey

阿納海姆鴨子

except you

some sunbelters are honourary 5/5ers too

tripping balls guy is a myth
he's a russian troll farm character fed into a alexa style AI
he's not real, ewe guise

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New York Rangers
剥田 刻另 吧丑汜尸
Peel the field, carve it, and the ugly corpse.

I've been known to munch a beaver or two

uhhhh no
sunbelters can never EVER be 5/5

I got :

Anaheim Ducks
晚簿一 札爷
"Evening Book One, Master Sapphire"

Yo

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No

i want to capture one of these butch lady refs to use as my slam piggy

hello that's gonna be a hard yikes department from me

business idea: one world government

Incorrect

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Is Central the most stacked division atm? I honestly can't tell who comes out on top.

>retooled blackcocks
>stors with pavelski
>avalanche with kadri and a bluechip bluline
>mild
>nasheville with new centre depth
>boos coming off the stan lee
>jest are concerning

FUCKING FROGS

PUT THE BISCUIT INN THE BASKET

strong duck already confirmed jets winning the stan lee

>the ugly corpse.
How very appropriate for >rags

t. sunbelter

PUT THE BISCUIT IN THE BASKET

>The only reason the Golden Knights signed a Malcolm is because they couldn’t find a PK to save their lives.
why is reddit better at roasting than you retards?

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As far as Cacuckian teams go, that'd be nice. They've never won a cup and it'd hilarious to see the laffs implode again.

why are you on reddit

>canadian flag
>sunbelter
>canadian education at work

>pick up a bunch of cast offs from other teams
>retooled
i can see you are a glass half full kinda guy

thinking about putting pucks deep in the goal zone, lads

>I've already ensured I will be missed.
No you haven't

Strong duck also says he is a liar

You wouldn't know that unless you used reddit.

bc is sunbelt or as i like to call it gaybelt

the weakest pacific team would obliterate the best central team

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shall NOT be giving attention to tripcucks and neither should you.

it's better than any news site, WHAT I MEAN FUCK REDDIT

Tripfag is so poor he doesn't even know what a vacation is

Sp then how could you trust him telling you he is a liar? It is a paradox.

if hes a liar then he is lying about being a liar

>lehner
>blue line depth
>forward depth

The Blackcocks had no problem scoring it was their defense and goalkeeping that killed them and they strengthened those areas.

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yo brack you're 6/5 somehow

>94641403
Fuck you You arent my dad

Can't argue with this.

business idea: a /hoc/ meme council

that's only if he states every thing he says is true

>oilers smashing trashville

I ain't sure about that buddy. The Trashville Poodators could assign 5 dmen to Mcdavid and still win.

PUT THE BISCUIT INN THE BASKET

boy /hoc/ has been really shit this off season

lehners gonna get exposed to in chicago lol.

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the isles didnt re-sign the only good part of their team lmao

Weew

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the only good weeb is a dead weeb

Kys orbiter

If you want to blow tripfags reddit is full of them. You guys should try that place

>
Woah...what's the 6th?
Based DUDE poster
If he says everything he says than that is just being truthful. If he says he is lying then he cant be telling the truth when he says hes a liar m8.
You're on an anime website ya weeb

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technically they did because lee and eberle are kept. The goalies are swappable since sorokin is soon. I think varly can git gud with greco and the goalie coaches

bracket is based

900/5 poster

watching raw lads

when sitting in an office chair i like to sit with it just a tad under the highest position possible in order to assert dominance over all others around me while still maintaining that bouncy, pneumatic, cloudlike experience

Leave

cant be any worse than the wymyns hockey shite that's on right now

Dont feed the animal please, he keeps giving his feed to his pig wife.

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this
newfags everywhere

Watching batchelor in paradise
Dont @ me

>not 9000
Meme opportunity missed but still love you bro
It keeps going straight to her ass too

what an @?

I prefer it when people are white

I know what you lads desire...

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bleach works for that
making paper?

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Based and comfypilled

is /hoc/ really run by an Artificial Intelligence program?

youtube.com/watch?v=_Y13xcOCU-M&feature=youtu.be&t=4

this 2bh

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

/hoc/ is run by the high council from the top of/hoc/ mountain

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hockey in a little more than a month, we're almost there

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it's the duty of all hockey fans to have lots of children in order to grow the sport. have like 15 if you can.

We must secure the existence of our sport and a future for hockey players.

Comfy is code word for happy and safe

>forgetting about the 5 Jew Bankers
we shouldn't even be discussing this!!

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>Ranger and Devils need to get into their systems and players
>Ovi is old
>The Pens have no defense
>The Islanders fucked up by giving up Lehner.

Dare I say it?

Is it time for /flyers/?

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Are you gonna issue me a wife or something?

yes i'm sure they'll be doing great with that 7.5 they gave to hayes

if it came easy it wouldn't be worthwhile

i would but i'm a filthy beaner manlet. you'll have to have an extra 15 kids to cover me

islanders are still the same team minus lehner. they'll be fine

We'll just dump his contract to Seattle.

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this i can not deny

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end hockey genocide. esports will not replace us

WHERE IS HOCKEY?!?!?!?!?!?!

Embrace eco fascism and cover the world in ice. Your children would thrive in this new ice age.

who's drunk?

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Dreaming of Jack

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that is truly what /hoc/ is all about, at is core...

finland still seething his barren wasteland doesnt have a first overall pick

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based ecofash

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>flyers

They will deal all their prospects they can't sign for cheap

it's crazy user, but maybe just crazy enough to work

maybe we can set off a volcano or something

Remember to not give it >94641645 (You)s

Shit false flag. He has a NMC. Apply yourself.

I'm really sorry, I know this is blatantly off topic, but..

What do you think the guys at /k/ are talking about right now?

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They always spend to the cap. They've never shied away from paying players.

apparently someone has made a flag already? i'm gonna edit it a bit

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There is a super volcano in New Zealand

it need some local /hoc/ flavor

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global warming a a conspiracy theory

>he also has a NMC
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA

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people are ruining the earth regardless if it's warming or not, go back to the sunbelt

Should have the black sun in the middle

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Only if they are ginger.

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please stop telling people where to go and what to do

This has been a public service.

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Yeah that shit was not smart. Lol.

True.

我吃屁股

I shall remind you all: Hughes will never have over 50 point season during his career

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will "I eat ass" replace >rags as the everyday /hoc/ shitpost?

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yes he will

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the future flag of Hockeylandia

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general reminder that lafreniere is the next generational player to enter the chel

I love it

Clean and simple, I love it

The funny thing is that if Hughes were Finnish and Kakko american f*nns would be making all sorts of excuses about why he'll still be good despite being a manlet

perhaps if not for the rise of the cumtwat

finland is seething because he knows kakko is a name that wont stick in the NHL

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actually super solid

I think it's a pretty sweet name 2bh

>finns and burgers will be autistically shitflinging over jew york and jew jersey next year

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and we have the chad QMJHL chris pronger in the making

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my Bobbie is Reggie

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could not care less teebeedesu

>we are the sultans
>we are the sultans of swing

Not true

made the green nicer and added the schwarze sonne

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>lafreniere
>generational
dream on froggot

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>i-i-i-i exist too
shut the fuck up, you're pathetic

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Hes got the same way of play as tavares when he was in juniors. im gonna say the snes get him
pathetic because? last five seasons have been pretty good for this team, and last year was good all things considered. Farm system is pretty good, and I think that sorokin is a year away

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pathetic because you're trying to crowbar yourself into the discussion. Lafreniere isn't a center, thus isn't like Tavares, who isn't generational either, mostly due to his skating.

Dobson is from PEI so he's made to be an Islander

and i cant because its the tri state area?

just woke up. was there another mass shooting today?

not yet, young camper

you can it just appears really pathetic

he's probably mackinnon tier. really good but not quite mcmeme or crosby level

I'm working on a completely original tier list I think you're all going to like.

Haven't been here since the end of the postseason
How do we feel about the best team, the Carolina Hurricanes, right now?

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Theyre good, but not the best one. I think the winners of the offseason is new jersey

Your mediocrity will briefly amused me, continue

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Nice user

some trill ass niggas in this motherfucker

based

Circling the drain desu

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he's probably a salty laffs fan thats jealous about the isles advancing past round 1

let's not pretend that the 2018/19 post season was not just historic, but amazing to watch

Did people really just fuck off once their team was out?
that's pathetic, and you missed out on something glorious

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I kept watching after getting swept. Blues were fun to watch. Also some real fuckin nice goals scored during these playoffs

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it really wasn't. the east was a complete meme making an easy finals for the bruins, and blues came out of nowhere and won the cup. no drama, no tension

Is this the time of the night where we laugh at leafs fans? Because I'm always down for that.

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I only watched >us play until we got swept by the bruins because I don't have the time to watch every game or even skim every series. Did enjoy the finals though, and the few other games I caught along the way.

Honestly my favorite game of the series was Canes/Capitals game 7. I remember my asshole being firmly clenched for the entirety of that third period and both OTs.

Anyone got that hf boards laff screenshot?

>
having the blots die was good. I didnt want some meme team winning it. Bloos are a #grit team that made it fun as fuck

Dislike the rags and dislike rags south.

Cerebral post

>laffs

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Thanks m8 put a lot of effort into it.

You guys ever feel utterly hopeless and like you cant enjoy anything good because if something goes right it just means there 2 things to go wrong around the corner.

>2016 Team North America had Dmen with more NHL experience than the Finnish D
Why is defense a weak spot for the Finns?

they are weak minded

are we still in the finnish golden generation?

10 Teams with the best odds to lift the cup next year.

Tampa Bay Lightning +600 (6/1)
Vegas Golden Knights +800 (8/1)
Toronto Maple Leafs +900 (9/1)
Boston Bruins +1000 (10/1
t-5. St. Louis Blues +1400 (14/1)
t-5. Nashville Predators +1400 (14/1)
Dallas Stars +1600 (16/1)
t-8. Calgary Flames +2000 (20/1)
t-8. Carolina Hurricanes +2000 (20/1)
t-8. Washington Capitals +2000 (20/1)

>leafs at 9/1
WHEN WILL YOU LEARN?

>heiskabull
>risto Laine
>eeli "big eeli" "small eeli" "RAAAAAAH" tolvanen
>honka
>niku
>juolevi
>jokiharju
Plus back to back 1rd round pick this year. Why are finland defenders so based lads?

>amazing to watch
IMO the teams I liked were out and the teams I disliked were out so the cup final was 2 teams I felt indifferent about

big Fs in chat to all the Blues fans that died from liver failure before getting to watch their team finally win it all

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>chat

I made a sandwich

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with the power of positive thinking you can have the opposite. never feel hopeless again because as long as you're alive and doing the right thing then even if something goes wrong you can feel hopeful that there will be 2 good things around the corner that go right. keep your stick on the ice bud

I used to think this way. I used to be optimistic no matter what went wrong. It solves nothing and leaves you open to just get fucked twice as hard. Take your positive bullshit and shiver it up your ass m8. I'm done doing the "right" thing and should just start doing the best for me and fuck everyone else thing.

they really give Vegas the 2nd best odds too win? are they retarded?

Well, they are far and away the best team in the west, so I don't know what you're talking about.

best team in the west? the depth from top 6 to bottom 6 is staggering and laughable. Calgary imo is the best in the west even though they had that terrible playoffs

Reckon that bacon jalapeno burger from Wendy's would be pretty good

Also jets are best team west hands down

already regressing hard without even being the best

fuck you for even putting that delicious thought in my head right now

So funny that people think jets caps are worst people but they're both make Stanley Cup

It is
t. Knower

I meant do the right thing for yourself. you can still help others and be a nice person if you want but that's not the advice I was trying to give you

Your brain is like an organic computer that runs on food and it can be programmed. If you eat a healthy diet and exercise you will be amazed at how much your mental toughness improves. Those feelings of hopelessness can be replaced with feelings of confidence, energy, vigor, happiness, etc.

>calgary
>winnipeg
shant be falling for bait

fell asleep pooping

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>far and away the best team in the west
they weren't the best in the west last year and IMO they got worse in the offseason with their trades. They are still a solid team and a likely contender but I don't see them as the 2nd most likely team in the NHL to win

how do you feel about the next actor to play batman being black, bros?

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And I'm telling you I've had the positive happy outlook and nothing changes. You're still fucked. I'm still fucked.

goddammit they really are the master race aren't they. gonna be pissed having to admit the weebs were right.

high IQ post

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fuck anime

fuck your opinions then

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My point is I dont want to feel good. I want everything to not be fucked up.

have sex

i believe (((they))) made captain america black too now

have sex

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I've already fucked so many cosplay girls. You guys give sex a try.

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have 3d sex

listening to coontunes

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Life throws shitty circumstances at all of us sometimes and often we can't change things that we wish we could, but just because there are some things you can't change doesn't mean you can't change anything at all. The philosophy of positive thinking isn't only about being optimistic, it's about turning those positive thoughts into positive action. You have the power to transform your life, you just need to unlock it within your own mind. You'll be alright my friend

This is for anybody going through times
Believe me, been there, done that
But everyday above ground is a great day, remember that

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This isnt just shitty circumstances. This is planned and directed fuckery from god. All I want is to be able to pay my bills in peace and maybe have a little left over after that.

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think about it like a hokkei team. when a bad team with a negative outlook gives up a goal they start to think here we go again and defeat starts to set in early. the strong team doesnt have that here we go again thought and is able to fight back rather than accepting defeat early on. you dont always need a positive outlook but always having a negative outlook is really going to weigh you down.

And yet still more important than your team

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Thanks for the inspirational quote (((berg)))book

If you haven't done anything horrible to evoke God's wrath than it's more likely the Devil who's responsible for the fuckery lol

You'll get though it lad. The things that don't kill you make you stronger. Try to decipher the message from the mess and move on with your life. If you keep dwelling on shit you'll be miserable and bitter forever. You deserve a good life. Adapt and roll with the punches

Back when they were actually good

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I don't use social networking. There's too many fucking idiots on there that make my head spin. I just try to focus on my own life and enjoy it when I can

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These are hilary knights feet. Trust me

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>you deserve a good life
...thank you m8

you are beautiful no matter what they say
because words can't bring you down
ohhhhhhh

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so i decided to watch a shannon video and noticed he looked different. he's finally losing weight

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has this happened in womens hokkei?

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I'm drunk as shit and about to get blazed sorry if I said anything off the collar to you guys. I'm not mad at you I'm mad at the situation I am in because I feel like I am one more misfortune from losing life as I know it.

the good ol days
youtube.com/watch?v=-1Jmv6Ivg-g

youtube.com/watch?v=8YuzHajJLiE

IT'S UP

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>go to thg
>click on most viewed
>he has a video that has almost 300k views
wonder if he'll ever get a 1m view video

you're welcome! sorry to hear you're going through some tough shit right now

If he does we will see him on the memefest know as the nhl award show

doubt it. i can see him getting on some nhl network panel though. if steve faggle can do it, so can thg

>rah rah outlook on life good XD
Don't care idiot

What is actually good? Patrik Laine

thinking about masturbating to some of my ex gfs fb photos desu

Shut up faggot. My turn to talk

no worries buddy. keep your head up

youtu.be/ohelengbg9w

>reddit dad

is it truly misfortune though? its easy to blame your own shortcomings on misfortune. perhaps you should work on yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=bgIBFEtJQv4

based and comfypilled

American Dad mogs redditbobs blowjobs into dirt

shut the fuck up sam you insipid cunt

you're on Yea Forums. All is forgiven.

I don't know what that word means so I don't care

Lol wacky idiot man hahahahaha

When the FUCK am I gonna get another skip code

huskies won the memorial cup btw

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How about all of you shut the fuck up already.

Make me

Shut up

No

talk about HOCKEY for fucks sake

What is the best State in Canada, for someone who hates the NHL, and Hates Ice Hockey?

Make us

Don't respond

He is a kitties fan, he just hasn't accepted it yet

He said it was misfortune didn't he? don't be a dick NZ

is it hot on your poverty island tonight fernando?

oklahoma

Dumbass

/hoc/ should I join rec league or beer league?

I haven't played since highschool but I'm in my mid 20s and I miss playing

what i meant was that often our "misfortunes" are the result of our own shortcomings and we brush them off as simply bad luck. not being a dick, dont be a sensitive little whingy bitch who refuses to take responsibility for his own life

petra nieminen. forgot how cool of a goal this was

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Here, $7 off
skipthedishes.com/r/axa8T4Ty0L

arent they the same thing?

It depends what you want from playing. beer league is more laidback and fun, rec league is more serious.

arguably one of the greatest goals in olympic history. everything worked out perfect

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what a terrible breakout pass. no pressure at all too and it was still into the skates. thats pretty much the fast track into the coachs dog house.

I still can't believe the Blues won, lads.

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Based Trevor

if she were red army in 72', she'd be dead desu

each league is different but rec is more organized usually. some leagues like the ASHL have national tournaments with over 100 teams competing

hello I am a bruins fan please yell at me

found out why boston lost lol

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i'd give my left nut to go back to 2018 olympics with my knowledge of webm making I now have and redo all the ones I did + more I missed.

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I'd start with beer league, especially if you haven't played in a while.

o i see what you mean. beer league is pretty much just a catchall term. i think most people consider ashl beer league. the difference between the leagues is mainly going to be cost and location.

Carolina Hooligans desu

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?? why is this a significant video? carlo walks into the hit as a price to pay for playing the puck, he just got put on his ass safely

ashl teams have players that barely even know how to skate. if he has played hockey before he is already going to be middle of the pack in ashl.

I guess it's a loose term you're right. Do you play in an amateur league?

snail

you should go play semi pro in some shitty euro league like Oberliga

amazing

>offseason

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youtube.com/watch?v=v_DYcBvJ8uc

it isn't significant, its just a hit i had.

I eat ass

I tried....

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kinda gross, tbqhwyf

youtube.com/watch?v=uvW-QTiZLQ0

>sandcastles in the saaaaand
absolute canadian classic

about time that fat fuck lost some weight lol

Sweden-Sverige-Ruotsi

whatever man I'm a masshole and I'm finding the shit talk about us FRUSTRATING the fuck we do to ya'll? some frog got put into the median a decade ago? calm down now

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rph btw

In hospital right now and the jews had doubled parking fees from 1 to now 2 euros per hour

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how much do they charge for chocolate cigarette maybe 3, 4 euro?

Only bought half the time I needed and now hoping they dont catch me

Do you mean lakupiippu

omg
idk im drunk finland wipe me off

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Yes alright

stayed a little too long inside the sauna?

rph

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>no cap and gown I ain't go to class
>I'd rather die before I come in last

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No such thing

youtube.com/watch?v=-GY8MhHMxLM
whoever they have lining up the tunes in GTA have impeccable taste

for me, it's lakupekka

go canucks
go coyotes
go ducks
go flames
go kings
go knights
go oilers
go sharks

Sorry I was late Air Canada lost my bag

RPH

>air canada
my mental image is some sprightly french dude throwing down a sick dunk

>tfw i'll be back home drinking beers with the lads at the bar in exactly one week from now

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couldn't sleep at all
going to be a long day

I hate those kinds of days, but you'll make it friend.

>/hoc/ is full of weeb nerds
colour me surprised.

thanks bud

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I only slept three hours. Tired desu

the reality is much less amusing it's just some shitty government owned airline

TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
DROP ME IN THE WATER
>TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
>DROP ME IN THE WATER
TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
DROP ME IN THE WATER
>TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
>DROP ME IN THE WATER
TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
DROP ME IN THE WATER
>TAKE ME TO THE RIVER
>DROP ME IN THE WATER

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*sips*

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its not even government run anymore it got privatized a long time ago

watched raw lads

Bliss wins

that just shows how out of the loop and old I am

i would've been fine with any of the four teams in that match desu
kinda lame that oldberg is back after that shitter he put up a couple months ago. i unironically wish dolph would squash him lmao.

heil /hoc/ler

I dont care, I just wanted to ruin it for you

nice try, i already finished it pusy

i hate capitalism

Man drama is for faggots

Alright /hoc/, I think it's about time we start planning a new meme database. Any suggestions?

ya boilin'

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i hate limp-wristed pinkos like 94644713

post blue line to blue line time

Also just finished Raw lads

Can we appoint you the official /hoc/ Meme Chronicler?

tampa gay hahaha

you aint the boss a me nigga

b1g d1ck /cric/

sm0ll c0c /hoc/

didn't mean to drop the N bomb like that, I was having a gamer moment

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Wouldn't trust myself with that kind of power!

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which is exactly why you are the perfect man for the job

B ( . Y . ) B S

Based

Finna boutta get hospital food soon

marnin'

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hope your parking ticket doesn't expire, Pekka

youtu.be/E2NxjQWO414
This is what being a Mountain Chad is all about

Hmm. What happened to the last one?

Jews probably

>aj "the gay community" styles

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Went out to car and put it on one hour free parking spot

reminder

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thinking about making coffee

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mountain chads are rugged outdoorsmen
island cucks are limp-wristed soys
mountain > island

Just got summoned for jury duty

Finna kms

its your duty to convict

I hate America. I want it wiped off the map

Drop a n bomb

LOVE America and its freedoms

i have not been happy in months

>months
try years bud

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do you have a cute girl (male) to support you through your tough times?

huomenta /hoc/

stayed up all night drinking desu

Huomenta
I drank aswell and slept only 3 hours

based

made plans to see a movie with friends at 5PM, not sure I'll be awake enough to go now tbqhwyf

/cric/

Avs in 6

Big dick /cric/
Small cock /hoc/

when will we see the daring fusion /croc/ again?

/cric/ is too small, malnourished, and weak to fuse with

I thought NZ was a new fren. Was it just a cold-hearted ruse?

is has hocey season startened yet please

hocky seaison is end my fren

no

Let's start a band

Band name idea: KiwiGod and the Finnish retards

Band name idea: >rags

Tfw it's a getting paid to post in /hoc/ episode

The hobbit and the mongrels

others occasionally find their way here and post shitty cric memes

Hmmm, you're a bit too rare to get away with my favorite excuse, NZ.

Love that episode, to speak frankly

It's been a decade since I was this badly sunburnt. Existence is agonizing.

i too believe sunblock is for weaklings

poo peeland

I'd rather be sunburned than vitamin d deficient tbqh. If you do use sunscreen, don't forget your vitamin supplements!

>he doesnt work a straight 8 hours with no breaks (+ overtime)
will be informing mr. shekelberg about this transgression

Poo.S.A haha lol

I did attempt to apply some, but did a poor job--was drunk on a kayaking trip over the weekend
Vitamins are definitely important

>Kayaking
BASED

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>being from a Scandinavian country
Very based

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Not as based as people make it out to be tbqh. You're better off in America if you have a baseline of self-discipline and ambition.

*sips*

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Ahhhh, yes, YES *sips*

and bulletproof skin

just an all around shit thread lads.

He'll need that here too

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make better posts

why don't the laffs just put a bunch of bars of soap in some socks and beat the shit of marner until he signs?

i'm saving all my good posts for next thread

Tfw had 2 customers in 4 hours

do you work at a radioshack?

Bar at some touristy place. Just sipping coffee and watching the birbs desu

Bulju

...

well that's it for me lads

Yup, I'm thinking Sammys back. Pedal to the fucking floor million miles a minute

yeah im back from vacay
miss me?

That's why I'm in a union