you're late edition
time for best part of red sox season: depression
you're late edition
time for best part of red sox season: depression
Oh thank god I was about 30 seconds away from starting a thread
i also do want to thank god for my red sox losing so spectacularly over the weekend since my whole office talks about this instead of less comfortable subjects such as shootings
good young leadership xander (runs through stop sign to be out at home by a mile)
haha what are two mass shootings in 13 hours compared to the sox losing, put it in perspective so many more people die then compared to the 32+ (and climbing!) people going about their day
no one thinks this but everyone act like it due to discomfort and social conventions
guerin camoflague haha
post
haha what is learned helplessness and general malaise as a voting public
what team they play for
The Baltimore Orioles apparently
lol orioles btfo
>6.5 games behind
Fuck Billy Beane and fuck Brad Pitt
Did JBJ just get a hit
These late threads are why the Red Sox are doing bad it’s all your fault
yeah idiot
ok blame me the ONE who did post and not the 7.5 billion who didn't
Someone is going to have to explain to me why Sandy Leon is not only allowed to hit but allowed to play baseball
What do u do
it was for make-a-wish but dombrowski forgot to take him off the roster
hedges plateua ETL
i'm bill gattes
Depressing but accurate, he makes JBJ look like Mike Trout
what does he make mike trout look like
Willie Mays Hayes
what does he make willie mays hayes look like
Billy Hoyle
describe red sox as an animal
road kill with guts sticking out
Quokka
Sam you fucking dick!
wtf
if there's a home run can we fire sam travis
Between Sam Travis and Bitch Moreland we really don't have a lot of options
what about marco hernandez
What about mAAArco
i'm trying have a serious baseball discussion
why did you add two extra letters to his name what are you insinuating
Serious as a Pawtucket/Worcester heart attack
best infield in baseball they said
LMAO
It was funny how the ball just runs away from lopez on that play
who said
Well. I'm insinuating he's AAA/AAAA at best talent, he can hit but he can't field in the big leagues to save his career
they did
>Ben Nintendo in charge of hitting a fucking ball
literally any idiot can play first base
>OB making fun of Logan like it's not top 5 in the nation
TRAVIS HATERS APOLOGIZE
MARCO HERNANDEZ SEEN SITTING IN THE BACK OF PAWTUCKET BUS SOBBING
was going to post earlier i thought travis looked retard will not be posting that now
Sam Travis is really good
Much better than his no good brother, Travis Shaw.
Sure, anyone can play the second hardest position in the game you dork
post it now or your not a real one
no i filed it under 'retard' and will post in a future nesn thread
travis has a free pass tonight unless he does something stupid
>free batting practice against a AAA team
post it now so i can process and just add it to the history tables so next time you can pull it up wihtout and cleansing needed
kacie looking like a lizard with thing flared out hissing at prey
Guinea Tee has posted
freshly engaged and still putting camera right down dress what a HUSSY
I'm happy for Margaret
i'd engage her if you catch my drift
Spiderverse is quite literally the best superhero movie ever made
i feel cringing for fiancee who is marrying woman that goes through his email
I hope that guy doesn't watch red sox games
Thanks Koji you understand japanese cinema
have you ever heard of this movie called neon gensis evangelon i just saw it on netflix
It's a trash anime for trash people, literally the "oh you just don't get it" of "symbolism"
a serious response was not requested
no eck the problem with red sock losing 8 in a row is they frEAKING LOST 8 GAMES IN A ROW
SHUT THE HECK UP ECK
the upside is that they lost eight games in a row
N-no it has to be the announcer that was the problem, t-there can't be any other reason
no thats a downside...
wtf are you talking about retard
stop downside posting
Talking about David Price being a bitch
>111 games
>38 wins
Should be illegal
is porcello an ace
No, but he's consistent.
there are no aces on this team
ERod is right there
dever
only thing that brings smile to my face is seeing devers hit ball
WOOO Devers against AAAA teams!
good idea to shaking there porcello 'no sandy i dont want strike out i want home run pitch' GREAT thinking, you moron
I don't get why people hate on Porcello you know exactly what you're getting out of him
>as someone hits a homerun
kek doggie doos kek!
according to dan obrien: porcello is one of red sox 'big three'
who do you think are the other two
ERod
Workman
yeah ok... list the two GAY players on the sox....
the big three gays is what OB was referring to... i dunno what u wanted
jerry remy the ship of theseus living on live tv
wanted slightly fat black or asian gf to call race play words during intercourse
you were saying???
t. Dennis Eckersley
I was saying he couldn't hit a ball WHEN IT MATTERED to save his career
please dont tell don
And once again the bullpen sucks the ass end of a butt
It's the implication of a strike
just realizing it's only 4-2 and my red sox bullpen is pitching and my red sox will almost certainly lose this game
You're out of here Dombrowski! You're a loose cannon cop and I have the DA up my ass on this case!!!
Which is bizarre considering you have the Sox batters up for the third time
la fans btfo live on cam
very BOLD prediciton alert
>inb4 Devers doubleplay
wrong idiot
wtf sick of these ego millenium baseball stars mookie pausing entire game and ordering sox staffers out for new shoes he held up hhis hands and walked off first and said 'fresh kicks coach' disgusting the game isn't all about the chains and such mookie
Sorry just the one out
yes apologize again
SANDY LEON THE FASTER PLAYER YOU EVER SAW
DR NASTY BTFO
t. stat masterson
I only started following mlb properly this season, I think I understand how it works but can someone tell me how things are looking here? the red sox aren't completely out yet right, if they finish above the rays they'll probably get a wc spot and there's plenty of time to do that r-right?
this poster and i have attained support level c
yes and you can take all the time you want before hitting post so you dont need to stumble over any words and such
apologize
thanks and I type too fast I didn't notice I stuttered
and and and my advice is go right to the point and accomplish your goals
anyone else think christian vazquez the ugliest person you ever saw
no cause i've seen ur mom
hey idiots i havent been game thread in a while whats new
What’s the odds we make the wildcard?
Neveeeer
oh not much just suicidal thoughs because team lose 8 in a row
0.23%
(You)
in retrospect as a neutral thread reader thank the GOD this genious poster made this post and woke red sox bats up
So you're saying there's a chance...
very kind of red sox to make sure your suicide thoughts aren't because wolrd is really fucked and crazy (shootings)
whys matt barnes have hitler haircut
I’m talking the Red Sox silly
its ok bud you'll be welcome in the broons threads come october
dont know who the FUCK thats supposed to be
why did you have to mention them i blocked game seven out of my head now im REALLY sad
ok uninvited
John Henry is hitler
t. Sam Adams
matt barnes is hitler
sorry long story dont want to say it now just in time for my red sox to blow the game lol
loling hard when i realized no one asked why you werent in thread
David Dombrowski is fucking retarded oh we don’t need a bullpen we have five aces that will pitch all the innings haha
barnes is not jd martinez hero.....
and u thought socks would win tonight.........
Matt "couldn't hit the broad side of a barnes 'barn door' door" Barnes is certainly not thaaat bad
>HR as I type this out
god fucking damn it fuck ass fuck
Well user it’s been real it’s been fun but it hasn’t been real fun
>loling hard when i realized no one asked why you werent in thread
Dombrowski! I have the DA up my ass and you're not signing pitchers?!?
why werent you in threads whats the story
thank u my good guy
i realized no one asked why i werent in thread
but im asking now
idea: dont give up anymore runs and we win
nobody cares if u arent in thread we just assume u too sad to post because team lose 8 and soon 9 in a row
t. Moneyball featuring Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill
>what's your pussy worth?
>this isn't... moneyball... it's an XXX spoof!
>s it possible to select an entire team of the absolute finest ball stroking cheerleaders by computer analysis? Can you find a squad of dick sucking, cum guzzling jizz junkies that can't wait to suck your cock and fondle your balls until you're ready to shoot jizz all over the locker room, that easily? Sure you can, and we call it Moneyball! Cum join this crew of oversexed cheerleaders as they show you how they celebrate after the big game! And it's got nothing to do with cake and ice cream!
no that movie was about batting average being a gay stat and OPS being a cool stat and now look what we fucking have this shit sport thanks brad pitt you asshole
you think red sox can dfa every pitcher in call up every lowell spninner and make playoffs run the number in ootp without 1975 dennis eckersley
ok blame math for baseball you don't like while the whole time not realizing that without math you couldnt post on computer
i dont have to solve any math in my captcha i*iot...
why dont they make moneyball into a real team
ran the number in ootp simulation and it didnt work
sorry late hopefully we can close this one out?
Always funny how it says at the end of the movie that the Sox hire William James and have immediate success while Beane clings to the past and can't win shit. We're on layers of inrony here
is OOTP a good game?
why didn't you want two more outs and two strikes before posting this
What's the FPS/9 and qqis+/3 as that one autist would say
which layer
quake style movement and portals
yeah but if you want autistic custom leagues for some reason the teams never play the same amount of games no matter what settings you choose
ok but how many qs
this layerWe're like the pineapple upside down cake of franchises
ok but what about day 1 npb dlc and license class a short season roster
>be shit at baseball
>ruin it
wtf i hate billy beane now
i dont know that that would bother me
I was listening to felger and mazz on the ride home today, they said all our pitchers are underperforming except for ERod which I have been saying for months now. Real recognize real and you gotta deal with real
a homer here would really change things
ok but sale has more k/9 and is just having some off start he is elite
wtf you came all the way back from three week nesn absense just to post THIS?????
do NOT make posts like this
Class C license to drive trucks is the real and dlcs plus loot boxes are how we play for now
why the f*ick is that one koji wearing las vega knights jersey
k/9 in the era of LAUNCH ANGLE
We all have fun shitposting but come on
workman 'the big three' with the SAVE and losing streak BTFO
Comeback starts now
Uh oh Joe Kelly fight club at it again
c-comeback time
whew thank you ump for free strike red sock finally win a game first time in my whole life ok time for bed will be glad to wake up for once good night everyone tuck yourself in idgaf
WOOOOO AGAINST THE WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL
racist
>idgaf
wtf nice post until then
AND I LOVE THAT DIRTY WAAATEEER
OOOH BOSTON YOU'RE MY HOME
CURSE = REVERSED
manny delcarmen looking fat alcoholic and hungover live now on nesn
this is why you never drug or alcohol post on /nesn/....sleep on that
can't sleep on anything without drug or alcohol
woooo breaking an 8 game losing streak talk about a game
Fuck boston