OFFICIAL kansas city royals @ boston red sox GAMETHREAD

you're late edition

time for best part of red sox season: depression

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Oh thank god I was about 30 seconds away from starting a thread

i also do want to thank god for my red sox losing so spectacularly over the weekend since my whole office talks about this instead of less comfortable subjects such as shootings

good young leadership xander (runs through stop sign to be out at home by a mile)

haha what are two mass shootings in 13 hours compared to the sox losing, put it in perspective so many more people die then compared to the 32+ (and climbing!) people going about their day

no one thinks this but everyone act like it due to discomfort and social conventions

guerin camoflague haha

post

haha what is learned helplessness and general malaise as a voting public

what team they play for

The Baltimore Orioles apparently

lol orioles btfo

>6.5 games behind
Fuck Billy Beane and fuck Brad Pitt

Did JBJ just get a hit

These late threads are why the Red Sox are doing bad it’s all your fault

yeah idiot

ok blame me the ONE who did post and not the 7.5 billion who didn't

Someone is going to have to explain to me why Sandy Leon is not only allowed to hit but allowed to play baseball

What do u do

it was for make-a-wish but dombrowski forgot to take him off the roster

hedges plateua ETL

i'm bill gattes

Depressing but accurate, he makes JBJ look like Mike Trout

what does he make mike trout look like

Willie Mays Hayes

what does he make willie mays hayes look like

Billy Hoyle

describe red sox as an animal

road kill with guts sticking out

Quokka

Sam you fucking dick!

wtf

if there's a home run can we fire sam travis

Between Sam Travis and Bitch Moreland we really don't have a lot of options

what about marco hernandez

What about mAAArco

i'm trying have a serious baseball discussion

why did you add two extra letters to his name what are you insinuating

Serious as a Pawtucket/Worcester heart attack

best infield in baseball they said
LMAO

It was funny how the ball just runs away from lopez on that play

who said

Well. I'm insinuating he's AAA/AAAA at best talent, he can hit but he can't field in the big leagues to save his career

they did

>Ben Nintendo in charge of hitting a fucking ball

literally any idiot can play first base

>OB making fun of Logan like it's not top 5 in the nation

TRAVIS HATERS APOLOGIZE

MARCO HERNANDEZ SEEN SITTING IN THE BACK OF PAWTUCKET BUS SOBBING

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was going to post earlier i thought travis looked retard will not be posting that now

Sam Travis is really good

Much better than his no good brother, Travis Shaw.

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Sure, anyone can play the second hardest position in the game you dork

post it now or your not a real one

no i filed it under 'retard' and will post in a future nesn thread
travis has a free pass tonight unless he does something stupid

>free batting practice against a AAA team

post it now so i can process and just add it to the history tables so next time you can pull it up wihtout and cleansing needed

kacie looking like a lizard with thing flared out hissing at prey

Guinea Tee has posted

freshly engaged and still putting camera right down dress what a HUSSY

I'm happy for Margaret

i'd engage her if you catch my drift

Spiderverse is quite literally the best superhero movie ever made

i feel cringing for fiancee who is marrying woman that goes through his email

I hope that guy doesn't watch red sox games

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Thanks Koji you understand japanese cinema

have you ever heard of this movie called neon gensis evangelon i just saw it on netflix

It's a trash anime for trash people, literally the "oh you just don't get it" of "symbolism"

a serious response was not requested

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no eck the problem with red sock losing 8 in a row is they frEAKING LOST 8 GAMES IN A ROW
SHUT THE HECK UP ECK

the upside is that they lost eight games in a row

N-no it has to be the announcer that was the problem, t-there can't be any other reason

no thats a downside...
wtf are you talking about retard

stop downside posting

Talking about David Price being a bitch

>111 games
>38 wins
Should be illegal

is porcello an ace

No, but he's consistent.

there are no aces on this team

ERod is right there

dever

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only thing that brings smile to my face is seeing devers hit ball

WOOO Devers against AAAA teams!

good idea to shaking there porcello 'no sandy i dont want strike out i want home run pitch' GREAT thinking, you moron

I don't get why people hate on Porcello you know exactly what you're getting out of him
>as someone hits a homerun

kek doggie doos kek!

according to dan obrien: porcello is one of red sox 'big three'

who do you think are the other two

ERod
Workman

yeah ok... list the two GAY players on the sox....

the big three gays is what OB was referring to... i dunno what u wanted

jerry remy the ship of theseus living on live tv

wanted slightly fat black or asian gf to call race play words during intercourse

you were saying???

t. Dennis Eckersley

I was saying he couldn't hit a ball WHEN IT MATTERED to save his career

please dont tell don

And once again the bullpen sucks the ass end of a butt

It's the implication of a strike

just realizing it's only 4-2 and my red sox bullpen is pitching and my red sox will almost certainly lose this game

You're out of here Dombrowski! You're a loose cannon cop and I have the DA up my ass on this case!!!

Which is bizarre considering you have the Sox batters up for the third time

la fans btfo live on cam

very BOLD prediciton alert

>inb4 Devers doubleplay

wrong idiot

wtf sick of these ego millenium baseball stars mookie pausing entire game and ordering sox staffers out for new shoes he held up hhis hands and walked off first and said 'fresh kicks coach' disgusting the game isn't all about the chains and such mookie

Sorry just the one out

yes apologize again

SANDY LEON THE FASTER PLAYER YOU EVER SAW

DR NASTY BTFO

t. stat masterson

I only started following mlb properly this season, I think I understand how it works but can someone tell me how things are looking here? the red sox aren't completely out yet right, if they finish above the rays they'll probably get a wc spot and there's plenty of time to do that r-right?

this poster and i have attained support level c

yes and you can take all the time you want before hitting post so you dont need to stumble over any words and such

apologize

thanks and I type too fast I didn't notice I stuttered

and and and my advice is go right to the point and accomplish your goals

anyone else think christian vazquez the ugliest person you ever saw

no cause i've seen ur mom

hey idiots i havent been game thread in a while whats new

What’s the odds we make the wildcard?

Neveeeer

oh not much just suicidal thoughs because team lose 8 in a row

0.23%

(You)
in retrospect as a neutral thread reader thank the GOD this genious poster made this post and woke red sox bats up

So you're saying there's a chance...

very kind of red sox to make sure your suicide thoughts aren't because wolrd is really fucked and crazy (shootings)

whys matt barnes have hitler haircut

I’m talking the Red Sox silly

its ok bud you'll be welcome in the broons threads come october

dont know who the FUCK thats supposed to be

why did you have to mention them i blocked game seven out of my head now im REALLY sad

ok uninvited

John Henry is hitler

t. Sam Adams

matt barnes is hitler

sorry long story dont want to say it now just in time for my red sox to blow the game lol

loling hard when i realized no one asked why you werent in thread

David Dombrowski is fucking retarded oh we don’t need a bullpen we have five aces that will pitch all the innings haha

barnes is not jd martinez hero.....

and u thought socks would win tonight.........

Matt "couldn't hit the broad side of a barnes 'barn door' door" Barnes is certainly not thaaat bad
>HR as I type this out
god fucking damn it fuck ass fuck

Well user it’s been real it’s been fun but it hasn’t been real fun

>loling hard when i realized no one asked why you werent in thread

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Dombrowski! I have the DA up my ass and you're not signing pitchers?!?

why werent you in threads whats the story

thank u my good guy

i realized no one asked why i werent in thread

but im asking now

idea: dont give up anymore runs and we win

nobody cares if u arent in thread we just assume u too sad to post because team lose 8 and soon 9 in a row

t. Moneyball featuring Brad Pitt and Jonah Hill

>what's your pussy worth?
>this isn't... moneyball... it's an XXX spoof!
>s it possible to select an entire team of the absolute finest ball stroking cheerleaders by computer analysis? Can you find a squad of dick sucking, cum guzzling jizz junkies that can't wait to suck your cock and fondle your balls until you're ready to shoot jizz all over the locker room, that easily? Sure you can, and we call it Moneyball! Cum join this crew of oversexed cheerleaders as they show you how they celebrate after the big game! And it's got nothing to do with cake and ice cream!

no that movie was about batting average being a gay stat and OPS being a cool stat and now look what we fucking have this shit sport thanks brad pitt you asshole

you think red sox can dfa every pitcher in call up every lowell spninner and make playoffs run the number in ootp without 1975 dennis eckersley

ok blame math for baseball you don't like while the whole time not realizing that without math you couldnt post on computer

i dont have to solve any math in my captcha i*iot...

why dont they make moneyball into a real team

ran the number in ootp simulation and it didnt work

sorry late hopefully we can close this one out?

Always funny how it says at the end of the movie that the Sox hire William James and have immediate success while Beane clings to the past and can't win shit. We're on layers of inrony here

is OOTP a good game?

why didn't you want two more outs and two strikes before posting this

What's the FPS/9 and qqis+/3 as that one autist would say

which layer

quake style movement and portals

yeah but if you want autistic custom leagues for some reason the teams never play the same amount of games no matter what settings you choose

ok but how many qs

this layerWe're like the pineapple upside down cake of franchises

ok but what about day 1 npb dlc and license class a short season roster

>be shit at baseball
>ruin it
wtf i hate billy beane now

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i dont know that that would bother me

I was listening to felger and mazz on the ride home today, they said all our pitchers are underperforming except for ERod which I have been saying for months now. Real recognize real and you gotta deal with real

a homer here would really change things

ok but sale has more k/9 and is just having some off start he is elite

wtf you came all the way back from three week nesn absense just to post THIS?????

do NOT make posts like this

Class C license to drive trucks is the real and dlcs plus loot boxes are how we play for now

why the f*ick is that one koji wearing las vega knights jersey

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k/9 in the era of LAUNCH ANGLE
We all have fun shitposting but come on

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workman 'the big three' with the SAVE and losing streak BTFO

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Comeback starts now

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Uh oh Joe Kelly fight club at it again

c-comeback time

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whew thank you ump for free strike red sock finally win a game first time in my whole life ok time for bed will be glad to wake up for once good night everyone tuck yourself in idgaf

WOOOOO AGAINST THE WORST TEAM IN BASEBALL

racist

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>idgaf
wtf nice post until then

AND I LOVE THAT DIRTY WAAATEEER
OOOH BOSTON YOU'RE MY HOME

CURSE = REVERSED

manny delcarmen looking fat alcoholic and hungover live now on nesn

this is why you never drug or alcohol post on /nesn/....sleep on that

can't sleep on anything without drug or alcohol

woooo breaking an 8 game losing streak talk about a game

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Fuck boston