What sport are americans best at

me on the left

CockBlockSlingShot

basketball and womens soccer

basketball
womens soccer
baseball (most of the time)
sometimes hockey
volleyball (not sure on this one)
womens tennis
swimming

probably missing some but i dont know

being fat
getting shot
being fucking retarded

>Gets invaded by Germany
>Surrenders without a fight.

Kek.

handegg
being ignorant
eating mcdonalds 6 times a day
sucking cock

Didn't you faggots lose a war to roving Emu?

Rent
Fucking
Free

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What's great is, their options are us, the Chinks, or Russia. HA!

He forgot, "knowing two trivia about each country and perpetually flagposting them in attempt to banter".

>gets invaded by mcdonalds and obesity
>gets shot

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=u2akRzJIVUU

how do I get a chubby american gf?

>Hears gunshots inside the McDonalds
>Too busy scrubbing the toilets

As all Polish fags do! Stay jelly of the USA!

I think you should look up the definition of the word jealousy

Just be yourself

Whatever you say, Sven.

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>hears gunshots in mcdonalds
>too fat to run
>dropping on the floor causes tremors

Look how that turned out for the walmart Rambo.

>Mad that Poland is irrelevant

Is Poland even a super power!?

They are good at slacking off work and drinking lech

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I have 5 people living in your utopia rent free illegal as fuck. They're white and from europe yet you'll send em back what the fuck is wrong with you do u really want mexicans running the place.

I forgot Chicago's polish village is full of drunk old polish people.

Day and night.... just bums.

is the united sharts even a country? lmao

the only super power united states of mexico and niggers is, is being obese. this is exactly why you couldn't win the vietnam war, there were rice fields everywhere and rice is healthy, there were no mcdonalds so fat amerilardburgers were starving to death

A Mexican choked out your "The Pride of Ireland.".

HJAHAH

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stop posting this dumbass image whenever i own you

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Saves us Allies!

Muh concentration camps!

Le Hitler is invading and our army only has horses!

Yes The United States is a SUPER POWER, jelly faggot!

Friendly reminder you aren't white unless English is your first language.

this gif is fantastic. what on earth did they think was going to happen? bounce in place like Donkey Kong Country?

>tfw you send foreigners packing
enjoy it and find your own chans, foreigners

>the state of nu-Yea Forums
I'm truly starting to believe zoomers are incapable of any higher cognitive function besides talking shit about flags.

haha yeah deandre sanders, yeah, enjoy your reddit, obesity and getting shot

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Guess Americas future is cinco de mayo. Sad times.

Op finally delivers!

Wrong stand... it was supposed to be a card stand!

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statistically speaking, you're more likely to have been owned

because your great grandpappy was a literal slave

Not black!

Enjoy this site created in the good old US of A!

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It's just banter you fucking faggot, you'll be all over it when some paki decides to detonate himself at Christmas market in Europe in a couple of months

You're posting on an American site and you're probably some refugee from reddit
Why are you here? Surely there's a chan for eastern "euros" who clean toilets in the UK

>cinco de mayo
more like cinco de mayonnaise

cripple chan is kill so expect many crippled autists visiting this chan in the next few hours.

MAMA MIA!

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but cinco de mayo is based

lmao

>HAHAHAHA THE DEATH OF WESTERN CIVILISATION.
Thick cunt don't u see whats going on. Get malmutted iglooniggers.

relax, fucking dork

youtube.com/watch?v=fEz5GfZUnBU

Oh dear how new are u. Cracking up here honestly.

Soz pierre.

how can one even be that fat

Unfortunately I've been on Yea Forums since the early 00's when it was unironically a lefty anarchist site and le rage comics were the height of Yea Forums culture. Anyone that uses the phrase "how new are you"? is a new fag themselves.

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absolute unit

Oh dear he prides himself on how sad he is. Deary Deary me I'll pray for you my weary child.

but not place of worship shooting :^)

Everyone on Yea Forums is pathetic including myself. It's past midnight on Monday for you and here you are.

Would slamfuck that piggys mouth hard but she has to keep the clothes on

LOL u think I'm here even once a month. I pity your worthless soul i check in the check out. Got a life to lead unfortunately. Would love to shoot the shit all day ery day not for me though. How u doing though lad if i can help i will. Good luck bro its mad out there.

Bank holiday here bro.

jesus don't reply to him twice dude, that's just thirsty

all of them basically

Literally all of them.
>inb4 soccer
Not a sport.