/cric/

For me, it's Archer.

enjoy your refugee quotas

For me, it's Smith's crinkle cut Original.

This is /cric/ mates not /brexcric/

Enjoy your help centre indian jockeys. Empire coming back but not what you thought.

ireland is being flooded with wogs lmao.

Then show me his body.

Is there a /cric/-approved opinion on coal mining?

Takes a real man to mine coal

Can'r wait for the England (mis)management fuck up his career. Here's the checklist
>play through a serious injury on strong injected painkillers - see the WC
>play him relentlessly in all 3 formats so gets injured frequently and his pace declines
>coaches that need to validate their existance tell him his flawed action needs to be fixed to prevent injury
>loses further pace
>becomes a stump-to-stump 4th change medium pacer and batting all-rounder at county level
>england has found a new (imported) express talent

poongland

>it was 0-0

nothing wrong with it desu

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>she has tanlines
ooh me likey

so next test
Anderson gets tested and is supposed to be completely fine to play
do you pick him again?

Ooof where would u whip it?
For me it for definite.

>Englel
kek

>"Yeah congrats on beating our b side Australia. We didn't have our best player, a 37 year old medium pacer who got two different injuries in this match just by moving"

poms copping it in both threads lads, where are they supposed to hide

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They'll try and empire it out that shit. But no ones letting lose no answers murder em ozzy bros.

.No Dabalabbadindongs either. Go for the neck.

>Irish flag ruining comfy cric
Why do they do it? So uncivilised, this isn't footy

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>October 31st what my life could of been.

based laugh at England thread WILL survive

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ireland pissy uh
englel bat like shitty uh

Aussie winny yuh
New Zealand grinny uh

*laughably blocks your path*

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Tool.

Do you actually take guards while batting or its just a meme?

Had a pack of those during day 1 and Smith went on to win the match. Can't be a coincidence.

Reminder that MSD is serving in the army right now in Kashmir between all this turmoil

reckon he'll snipe any Pakis?

Reckon he'll slow down the kill rate just as India are about to triumph

what the fuck they went for the other thread?

>the virgin sun wukong
>the chad zhu bajie
>the completely forgettable character sha wujing
fucking love journey to the west if i'm really honest
you ever read the real thing? fucking epic.

biting stuff.

i want to fuck she

the lads will bring the world cup down to the southern hemisphere with the ashes on the way back

gotta get up around 5am lads

Archer lamping it full toss at Aussie heads

Coming soon

So Anderson never going to play again?

no they'll rush him in for leeds and he'll manage a whopping 8 overs
that will be his last game

reflecting on surfcunt's brilliant republic idea where we just pretend the queen never dies

Yeah mate we're sending him to the glue factory now that he's surplus to requirements

The large and in charge New Zealand

youtube.com/watch?v=Kjwlzs1OJcY

Lydia Jo gf

*Ko

*be's living rent free in pee wee kiwis head*

Tool

...

/rug/

Reminder that we don't give a fuck about t*st matches

same, more of an afl nation haha

I've not read it but I love the old Monkey Magic tv show.

Americans get so mad when you don't (You) them

Dale Steyn is the best fast/seam bowler in history, don't @ me

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yeah kek

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australasia_at_the_Olympics

the aussies may have cucked us but we will always have

>poo peeland

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Felt so bad for them desu

True Indian. Hope he's PM one day

nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12256093
based retard

*blocks your path*

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kek what a loser

>worth over $630K but can only rent it out for $600-650/mo

yikes that's some bad return - you can rent a £250K 1 bed flat in the city here for like £1K/mo

*sniffs*
Don't think I can smell the fat any more lads it looks like we're safe

Already liking this test championship

>hoped to raise $60,000 from well-wishers
Dumb cunt

For me, it’s BASED and ELITE 4chanX’s flag filtering option

Less wickets than Broad

>in the last seven years, England have found precisely one batsman capable of averaging 40+ at test level

its crazy, Andrew Symonds only played 25 tests but he was still so iconic

*be based*

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_England_Test_cricketers

>the only current England player who averages significantly more than W.G Grace is Joe Root

>you now remember Ed Giddins

u ‘avin a giggle m8

GOAT primate cricketer

Unironically recall Marcus Trescothick if he can man up for 5 minutes

what's surprising is the amount of tests MacGill played really goes against the narrative

fucking marcus north almost played as many test and symo

This triggers the cunts

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imagine having your sport dominated by indians

>Anderson out
Australia already won. Just hand over the World Cup so we can ship it to New Zealand.

anyone else watching india west indies?

couldn't imagine

Me

post updates la

It’s raining :(

>actually watching cricket

>not watching the most brainy high iq sport on earth

big true

go back to your gayfl thread flog

Based

Not really

i'm angry lads
angry about cricket

understandable

>haha not really lmao
Denial: the first stage of grief

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elaborate your brainwave chain

based poocastle poof

Mad because I'm not upset? ;)

personally am angry about the lack of cricket being on right now

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Been thinking about what was going through Jason Roy's head a lot. There you are, opening for your nation, needing to bat for 200+ balls to give them any chance of holding out for a draw. At the end of the crease you see the world's best off spinner in his element on a battered 5th day pitch. As it comes out of his hand he notices it's short of the length, and being the big brained fucker he is charges it only to get clean bowled. What was running through his head as he made his fateful journey down the crease? the fucking cunt
very angry lads. Very angry indeed

don't think there's much going through there generally lad

i see

Clearly too stupid for test cricket

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he was over it and wanted to go home

>"Names and numbers on your backs. Tests need something different and I believe this can give it a bit of a kick-start and liven it up" Rods Taylor said

cricket loving indian gf??

thinking about Steve Smith's ability to place the ball in the gaps

I'm sorry, but Indians are literally the most repulsive race of people on Earth.

What would Smith have averaged if he had been playing the 90-00s?

true this, loads of gloabalists waiting to plunder English assets while the pound is in the shitter

>that run of utter mediocrities in 2010s

not true plenty of good looking ones

Not just talking about appearance, and I'm also referring to both men and women.
Maybe the ones who actually live in India are better somehow, but as someone who spent most of his life living in areas that are full of Indian first/second generation immigrants, they are the most pitiable human beings you will ever meet.

Jofra Archer is a fraud

I know three Indians who are absolutely gorgeous, two from India and one from South Africa. I also once got with this 9/10 half black half indian girl.

many are ugly not all are. they're easily better than SEA monkeys on average and central asians

granted I mostly know catholic indians who apparently all tend to be from the same region of India

What region?

Kerela, Goa

dunno I just know it's a thing

Goa maybe?

Weird how so many people on Yea Forums know about Goa and the ones I meet IRL have never even heard of it.

spice girls on at the gym

Cant wait later this year lad when real cricket starts up here in Aus. Which country/countries are touring Aus. Are SA due again or is it another sub continent team?
Probably mid 70s
I mean look at the scores Aussies were posting at that time and compare how they were agaisnt smith today and you will see Smith would still dominate

Most of what I know of Goa is it is full of Israelis on holiday doing psychedelic drugs once they've served their time in the IDF

Australia vs New Zealand this summer

New Zealand are coming for tests which should be good

Pakistan in November and NZ over Christmas I think?

monkeygate and the streaker incident

Also full of Ukrainian and Russian junkies

Not only Goa they're everywhere in India. I went to Himachal couple months ago, full of them. I was the only Indian at my stay among jews. Their music is good though.

zinc on lips too

Are you Goan?

What I know about Goa is they prefer to use the purple onions.

Aye, kinda made him look like a monkey desu

Lack of cricket pushing me towards depression

also the "gone fishing" shit

simply wrong for no one else to have a test scheduled in the downtime

No

>permanently dropped for not taking a series against 00s Bangladesh seriously

Business idea
/cric/ playing cricket live stream

It's literally brain food

Meant for

/cric/ Premier League with 8 teams

Is there no county cricket on? I've not checked and am busy with a little vidya this fine afternoon.

There was this Goan poster the other day who said majority of Goans are Portuguese citizens. Just wanted to ask him a few questions

I think there is

saw something about Archer taking 6/27 on facebook

/cric/ The Hundred league

the Indian who moved to Australia is a Goan I'm pretty sure

DELET THIS

I think if the grandparent was born in Goa up until a certain year whenever Portugal stopped counting they're eligible that way

That's me lad. I'm talking about this poster

very odd

wonder if it was the same for the East Timorese, surely would have caused diplomatic issues for Indonesia and Australia

Was only the second XI, he's playing for fitness.

>It is said that the Portuguese rulers had conferred the Portuguese nationality on the Goans born in Goa prior to December 1961, and their children and grandchildren. That means every Goan born in the state of Goa prior to December 1961 becomes a citizen of Portugal by birthright, and the same is applicable for their children and grandchildren,

Might be eligible because my grandparents were born there

thinking about paying for an Irish citizenship to get EU access

Irish parents?

Northern Irish, but apparently you can claim either United Kingdom or Irish citizenship off that. They both took UK citizenship since they thought it'd be easier to come over here on that, so who knows if I still have the option.

You do mate, you're Irish if either of your parents is Irish and we don't discriminate against the north.
You can be both UK and Irish citizen, and Australian as well

Probably a good idea to apply for either one

Don't see why not I have a British passport also incase i need the SAS to come rescue me from some Taliban shithole.

youtube.com/watch?v=Tl8_Hn1z6jc
rewatching this

Deepak Chahat got 3 for 3 lads

T20's on lads

snew.notabug.io/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/cmqe1n/1430_gmt_west_indies_vs_india_3rd_t20i/

cricket

based sebbo

>pooran
Dont even have to change anything

you called mate?

>poollard

best S/R of any non-spinner in test history and 400+ wickets in 90 games with an average of 22, statistically best seam bowler in asia apart from shaoib akhtar and his stock ball was a 90mph outswinger. absolute gun

Indian women can be cute sometimes especially among the upper classes. But the men are usually very unattractive.

some stats guy did some big brain maths and JROY's longest first class innings so far is 3 and a half hours, very likely he's a brainlet that won't succeed

>33-3 (8 overs)
>146-6 (20 overs)

Powelll is a lad.

I remember this girl in my school who was half Portuguese half Goan or something like that. She became a school celebrity of sorts because she was white. Turns out she ended up being a model and getting small roles in regional films.

Pics la

>regional films

They're called mestiços

You know what's coming guys.

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Love his bowling action

Sick of this "ooo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oooooooossssshhhhooooooooooo" being played after every ball

Is it a Guyana thing?

No idea

Test

instagram.com/cherry_buff/

Apparently now she's an IG fitness model, I didn't even know.
Feels good man :). Her name is Cherry Monteiro.

Expecting Pant to embarrass himself again.

>two wickets down
>can't up the run rate

g r i m

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thoroughly grim

Holy frick.

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Defending champs looking grim

2016...such based kawaii days.

pray for shoaib lads

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Brownwashed.

Elegantly tonked it

Pant showed up today.

wankers

Thank you based Iberian for impregnating our women.

I reckon Windows deserve to have T20I's in their own islands instead of Florida. Their tests and ODI's have poor crowds anyway.

So true. The first two games were unwatchable.

any seam bowling tips lads

Yeah mate just chuck it as hard you can and hope the ICC don't catch on to it

>She became a school celebrity of sorts because she was white.
>she was white
>that
>white

*farts*
Hehehe

Just be really tall mate

>watching 1981 Ashes
>people run onto the pitch at the end of a test when England win
>tfw

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Describe /cric/-/rug/ relations in one word

""""""peegue"""""" is an abortion of a code

Kiwis

fuck you, league is based

that's odd my browser says i got (You)'d but all i can see is pee
could it be a peegue subhuman in my midst?

>First edition 1996-97
>the previous decades don't count because they hadn't named the series
That's a yikes from me.

Did England give the world cup back yet

Wew I didn't realise the absolute extent of England's sporting ineptitude that it even reaches peegue.15 peegue World Cups have been held and Grimland hasn't won a single one.
Anyway switch codes to the superior pooniun you thick cunts.

Is union more popular than league? If so, why?

I have unrivaled sexual prowess

Jimmy pretending to be fit has cost us the Ashes

He should never be picked again

Wanted to ask whether England still have an unironic chance because I'm too new to the sport (started watching beginning of WC) but I'll get meme answers won't I

I don't know
It's effectively the same sport (a try in union is 5 points, in league it's 4)
But for some reason everyone who likes rugby likes Union whilst League is only liked by West Australia, Northern England and Papua New Guinea.

Very strange.

They have more than a chance but post-World Cup mentality is the biggest issue.

yes. union is more inclusive with both technical ability and athleticism, league is only accessible to the fittest and fastest. union is just so set up to be appealing to a wider audience.
it's slimming rapidly. the team needs a lot of changes for the second test and there's not a lot of test-worthy players.
if fates your thing - the last two times england lost the first test but went onto win the series was in 1981 and 2005 which were both pretty miraculous to say the least.

There are still 4 games left. England could probably draw the series. After all they are the home team.

Fair enough, heard them talking about that

Hmm, so against the odds but far from impossible

True, I'd guess that's as big an advantage in cricket as it would be in almost all sports

>England could probably draw the series
but then the pozztralians retain the ashes

They have to beat Australia 2-0 or 3-1 at least in the remaining tests in order to regain the Ashes. When you think about it like that it sounds highly unlikely. When England lost the first Test in 2005 they fucking dominated the rest of the series (would've won 4-1 if not for the rain) so let's hope they can do it again.

problem is this team is mostly quite rubbish

So are Australia. Tbh if Anderson had been fit in the first Test I think Australia would have been skittled for

>When England lost the first Test in 2005 they fucking dominated the rest of the series (would've won 4-1 if not for the rain) so let's hope they can do it again.

no they did not, all the games were fairly close which is why it was a memorable series. The 5th test could've been anyone's game if it wasn't for the rain.

>no they did not, all the games were fairly close
This, I didn't see "domination". 2nd test was very close to an Aus win and that would've made it 2-0.

I don't see it as post-world cup mentality, our test team and ODI teams are way too different. Root seems impervious in ODIs and scores centuries for fun but when it comes to test he becomes a psychologically cooked choker like the rest of them.

Their test problems were still issues far before the world cup. Morgan I think makes a massive difference in terms of his captaincy to the ODI team, whereas Root is just a weak captain 2bh. His batting has also suffered a lot since (he was averaging higher than Williamson/Kohli when he took it on but now he has dropped

>They have to beat Australia 2-0 or 3-1 at least in the remaining tests in order to regain the Ashes. When you think about it like that it sounds highly unlikely.
So as I say I am new to this - to me it only really seemed to me that Moeen Ali was the true weak link being mentioned by commentators over and over. Anderson too but he's out anyway.
Roy they said is far more suited to ODI but if he were to have played as though it were an ODI on the day he could've done far better than he did - so couldn't it mainly be a mentality dragged down by a poor Ali combined with a WC hangover?

That's a fair clarification. It was far from a great World Cup overall for England, issues were there to see throughout.

>all the games were fairly close
Apart from the 1st Test, Australia were constantly chasing the game. England had the 2nd and 4th Tests seemingly in the bag before Australia created some drama by almost turning it around, although in the end they didn't make it. The 3rd Test wasn't really close, Australia could only hope to draw.

>The 5th test could've been anyone's game if it wasn't for the rain
Australia were chasing 342 to win. Would have been the highest ever run chase at that ground by some distance.

>When England lost the first Test in 2005 they fucking dominated the rest of the series (would've won 4-1 if not for the rain)
Most likely wouldn't have won at all if McGrath didn't miss the 2 tests England won.

Moeen Ali is weak because his confidence is shot. Batting-wise he is useless these days but used to be pretty handy, but they picked him for his bowling. He lacked the consistent line and length required of a test spin bowler because they didn't let him settle. I think he's toast now as he's just lost it mentally.

Anderson is not a weak link, he was just injured. He's by far our best bowler and in English conditions easily the best bowler in the world. Losing him will hurt.

Roy can't play his natural game in tests because it's a completely different game. In ODIs England rolls out flat tracks that are favoured for batsman, Roy completely dominates on these surfaces. In tests England tends to roll out bowling friendly pitches (not to mention the duke ball they use is also bowling friendly). That combined with his aggressive technique makes people say he is unsuited to opening in tests, as it's nowhere near as favoured for him as it is in ODIs.

Really it's Bairstow and Ali that I think need the chop at the moment. Roy can be useful I think further down the order - ironically I think he'd be really good in Australia because he is very strong vs pace and the ball doesn't move much down there.

kek I'm sure you'll accept the same logic with Jimmy being injured this series

Yeah it was pretty dire. Oh well

Fair enough. Ali really did just look terrible. I really appreciated this btw, was good insight

No chance. England have used up all their umpire bias credits

Weird how Aussies have been participating in the Ashes banter in good spirit whilst the Kiwis have been bellends. Can't think what we've done to wind them up

But have we gotten more boundaries?

/mlb/ here, came here to laugh at england anyway

hahaha

on the loo about to poo everything i say is true:
england will win 3-2

What's an mlb?

major league brainlet

BASED.

Need to know Rajibul's tip for the ashes

ooooooooooooo... looking tough..... for english.....
aus 4-1 it is boro

kinda feels like every English Ashes as soon as Australia win a game people are like Australia is gonna win from here on out

and yet England manages to win in the end anyway despite its myriad of problems

Kek

Burns
Sibley
Root (c)
Foakes (wk)
Stokes
Woakes
Buttler
Curran
Leach
Broad
Archer

>Foakes (wk)
>Stokes
>Woakes
BLOKES

Problem is the ECB (and white "people" in general) can never admit a mistake until the media backlash is so strong they have no other choice. Sachin and Lara just weren't cut out to be leaders and Ganguly turned out to be a great one (esp with John Wright). Root would make a good VC, not sure who makes a good test captain atm. Buttler? Stokes? Broad as a stop gap?

Business idea: /cric/ in the Yea Forumserb owl

what would we do

Strong and stable leadership.

Stokes lacks the concentration and intelligence I think. He has passion and the personality.. but it's no secret he has the attention span of a goldfish.

Buttler possibly.. I think he's a bit meek as well, middle class, a bit too much like Root. We don't really have any captain material 2bh. Problem is half our team are not even core players to the point you can make them captain. That's probably the only reason Root is captain - Buttler is droppable. Broad was dropped recently.

Excalibur!

Buttler is trash
Too ridiculous to make Broad or Stokes the captain given their excessive bowling workloads
Honestly looking at your peem Root is the best option, maybe Buttler second

love my /cric/ family

feels good to have the ashes wrapped up

Union and league are completely different braindead freahcunt
And it’s eastern Australia where it’s popular, not west

for me? it'll be england coming back from a 2-0 deficit to win the ashes 3-2, with the fifth series win coming on a massive technicality that puts the cricket world cup win to shame

>mfw pozzie whitewash

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gonna celebrate the pozzie whitewash with some prozzie backwash

As an Australian living in the UK I acknowledge the first win was just a fluke

we'll be taking Archer's BBC right up the arse for the rest of the series, I humbly say, as a fellow australian

At least 1 or 2 might be washed out draws.
Take it easy mate, WA has a small but thriving rugby league community.

>sub 90 IQ Indians play cricket
>big brain 100+ IQ Japs play beisbol

hmm

the virgin ashes test "cricket"
The Chad India/Windies T20I in Florida.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and just go ahead and tell you that I'm more intelligent than you and, although I don't dislike baseball, I like cricket better.

this is unquestionably the post

i don't like cricket
OH NO

NOT SO FAST POZZIES

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...I LOVE IT

yeah...

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*gets exposed against the west tendies*

You know nothing you spastic

>Moeen Ali is weak because his confidence is shot.

And his confidence is shot because he's shit.

hate chinese
hate the japs
hate the north koreans
love the south koreans

pretty simple stuff

so true

Be nice cunt here's a gift for you, that's an Irish thing although not exclusively, sharing music is a gift so please enjoy:
youtu.be/A0fYKguHFcQ

poongland should bring overton back in

North East you mean

WA is a footy state

Want to post some Windies stuff, for the love of the game'
Windies cricket is a beautiful thing, something unique to cricket, something precious.

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he's genuinely good when he actually is on form - case in point he is the highest wicket taker in the world over the last year

but he is just one of those players who goes to pieces as soon as things start going bad for him

Basado y rojo pildora

Union = chess
League = checkers

And as 2 anons have pointed out to you, you misinformed dumb cunt, rugby league is really only popular in Quensland, New South Wales, and the ACT aka Canberra.

He's genuinely shit and always has been.

haven't ever spared a thought towards rugby and am glad I never did - grim sport

my secondary school forced me to do it for 2 terms.. awful sport.

That's just not true and you know it.

You're too small for rugby you grim rapist nonce

cope

t. only watches australia matches

it's okay I only watch english matches too which is why I know better than you do

Did your baby penis get laughed at in the showers?

What you think he's a genuine world class dedicated spinner?

Those stats came from cleaning up Sri Lankan shitters on dust bowls
Him, Leach and someone else were taking wickets for fun

Well obviously, like I care if he picks up wickets against some Bangladeshy niggers.

kek he was dropped for the first part of the india series but came back and dominated their batting (the so-called "best" players of spin)

and the difference was he was consistent in his line and length, something he didn't do vs australia which is where mentally he fails

As an AFL customer, Union seems convoluted and messy compared to League. Too many penalties where I don't know what the fuck is going on. League seems more streamlined.

No. I think he's an all-rounder. Do you even watch this sport?

Also, I didn't realise that you can only be a "world class dedicated spinner", or "genuinely shit". Thanks for enlightening me. Clearly there's absolutely no inbetween.

As a person who watches only England matches, I genuinely think most aussie batsman are really bad at the game

I've literally NEVER seen 80% of them do any good. I only recently learnt that Adam Voges averages over 60? Doesn't that guy average like 2 against us? Whenevr I saw him he seemed like he didn't belong in test cricket.. but to be fair he ain't alone.

>all-rounder

So you admit he's not good enough to be a dedicated spinner then?
Now here's the kicker: he's a shit batsman - so what's left?

would you rate Smith as the second or third best batsman ever behind Lara?

>the world of cricket is dominated by MM Ali in the last 12 months

yikes

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any specific format or overall across all formats?

The large and in charge New Zealand

Not saying he's awful, just that highest wicket taker stat over the past year is disingenuous
He had easy pickings in Sri Lanka, and he's also slowly taken over from Rashid as the frontline spinner so he's bowled 3x more overs than any other English player
I think he had just one good game against India

>muh stats

What are you an Indian?

I've never seen a game where Moeen Ali looked good. Maybe one home test

ah yes the famous 10 test match series England plays vs Sri Lanka

His series against us in Australia was unironically one of the worst all round performances in the history of test cricket. Hopefully they stick with him based on those away Sri Lanka and West Indies wickets because he could go a long way to winning us the Ashes all by himself.

>that lyon average

kek is that shitter even trying

been dominated by a spin part timer whilst being a useless no. 11

*be based*

kek you FUCKING idiot look at the matches he's played compared to everyone else
If you divide wickets/matches it actually becomes:
Shah 5.4
Lyon 5.11
Bumrah 5
Cummins 5
Ali 4.8
Anderson 3.18
you have been utterly ANNIHILATED by my FACTS and LOGIC
you should consider SUICIDE
I look forward to your response, which I will NOT be reading

>lyon

dunno why they keep selecting that guy 2bh, his career stats tell the story - thoroughly mediocre

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I see you've already managed to cope with your recent hiding by completely removing it from your memory.

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based sebbo

Three, and he took 8, 6 and 4. He only played two Indian tests kek
Then he played in the West Indies tour, was shit then picked up a lucky 7 wicket haul in the third test
England have just played more tests than the other nations and against shit sides.

Too old.... can you show me some more recent stats?

>so BTFO he doesn't even reply
delicious

my dear bro

you called la?

removing that one specific match from memory would literally make lyon unmemorable - that's his issue, has the odd good match where aussies jerk off over him but he's really bad and expensive the rest of the time

sad to say 2bh

There's one man who'd still remember him.

kek

reckon there's some big value on these odds

rest of the world jumping on aussie dick instantly as usual kek

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user...

Like your mum

looking good mate

okay, this is epic

>you will never be a handsome and good-looking trumpchad
WHY DID I VOTE GREENS I CANT BELIEVE I THOUGHT TRYING COMMUNISM AGAIN WOULD WORK

>his government doesn't allow him to vote in nation and continent-shattering referendums

oh my LORD

That is fundamentally not true

just dropped a sloppy nathan lyon into the toilet bowl lads

Man that women team up moment in Endgame still sticks out like a sore thumb doesn’t it

A) The idea that ALL the women and NONE of the men are nearby and available at that moment is really dumb
B) Does Carol really need help?

lmao got no idea do you

he's been the best spinner in the world for three years

>2day old thread
Nice sport, retards

actually moeen ali has been the best spinner in the world for the last year

yikes the undisputed proof of this got posted in this thread, embarrassing..

>the virgin off-spinner
>the chad leggie

this is the post

Yeah man when I was watching it in the cinema for the 3rd time it really hit home how out of place that whole scene looked.

just looked up the stats lads

Ashwin takes Lyon for a ride last 3 years and he didn't even bowl anywhere near as much. Imaigne getting your arse handed to you by Ashwin.

ashwin is a stadpadder who was comprehensively outbowled last time australia toured india

first class and test, actual proper cricket mate

Imagine being a poo lmao

Why do Englel keep on picking a old man who gets injured every series?
Is it so they can use it as a shield to say why they lost?
Anderson is past his prime, just put him down already so we dont have to hear you English whine about how you possibly could have won if he wasnt injured

sound like you're projecting your internalised fears m8

if you discount the times they lucked out playing well, this particular player is actually not very good

if you discount the times this australian player was terrible, he's actually one of the top players in the world

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
/cric/
VS
/hoc/
BEGIN

/hoc/:
im gay and my general sucks
we are small coc /hoc/ cause we are cucks

/cric/:
consider yourself burned /hoc/ like my toast
this is like a spielberg film cuz this is the post

who won
who cringed
you decide
errrrrrbrbrbehsry
*dab*

Have sex

No, i just genuinely want to see England be competitive and sticking with Anderson isnt the way to go
Surely Archer or someone else can fill his shoes right?
Pace bowling is tough on the body and is why you dont see many pace bowlers as old as Anderson

Anderson hasn't had consistent injury worries like Steyn did, literally just a coincidence m8 although wishful thinking on your part. He's not done quite yet.

based

think /cric/ needs two solid verses to btfo /hoc/

/cric/ is the clear and unequivocal victor here.

I am the taker of photos.

I am the watcher of films.

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... does he have a space heater under his desk there? next to a bunch of maccas rubbish?

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sounds like a plebbit soundbite

ooh really want to see eirelad's reaction to this hot take

/cric/:
you can’t expect to face down the big dic /cric/
because your ass belongs on ice, like a Disney film, bitch
we’ve got a sticky full of fans, and it looks like you’ve been locked out
in a best of seven battle, it’s a clean sweep knockout
cause our victory is imminent; it looms like rain
and we’ll smack you with our stick like the great one wayne
skate your ass back to your general, we are never playing nice
call this battle like lake placid, it’s the miracle on ice.

/hoc/:
*hangs self*

/cric/:
lol

>call this battle like lake placid, it’s the miracle on ice.
fuckin ouch lad

Fail Cumsteyn STILL will not front up and fight after HE CHALLENGED ME on Twitter. I've only added muscle, speed and technique in the time that has gone past.

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

Roy my boy

England test player of the year

>royboy
this is a trademarked /cric/ meme lads

Dumb question, but I'm not well versed in instagram. Does this button on a post do a private message to the person who posted it, or is this a public comment?

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PM lad

addicted to girls feet lads

Thanks mate

I'm gunna take hoc's mother on a DATE
Then tell her that she's paying and I'm eating five STEAKS

Get a naveya and sloane ring mate. Much more tasteful

everybody is genuinely good in form. POOPEEN POOLI knows he's shit. a complete bunny with the bat and so he says he's a bowler now so don't be mean. England have an unofficial quota system, so they pick him every time because if they drop him after all his time crying to the media about diversity and British Asian representation, they'll look like retards.

I'm marathoning an episode of Orange is the New Black and it occurs to me that affirmative action and imprisonment without trial/representation/evidence of guilt are both wrong and bad but also from opposite sides of the American political spectrum. It's quite basic really, but look at the time.
There are many cliches which perceived as axioms lead man astray.

Are they around the same price as parade jewellers? Also, link to their insta please

this was a good gimmick

>There are many cliches which perceived as axioms lead man astray.
this is probably the greatest post ever made in /cric/
i salute you sir

got one lined up for the missus mate?

Is that Sam Hyde's mulatto cousin or literally just Sam Hyde in brown face?

Depends what you want. Just search them. Can get get free if you fly in cheap.

Yeah mate

half Jew half Haitian

how have you been on Yea Forums and never seen Eric Andre

i'm a big fan of solitaires honestly, though they look best if your girl has thin or even bony fingers
my fat ex had her heart set on an emerald cut, with the diamond mounted sideways
her hands were the same size as mine

never set foot on Yea Forums mate
only the elite 4channel for me

Whatever happened to Daniel

of course the fat cunt is an expert on rings

I've seen him many times and always assumed it was literally Sam Hyde in brown face, but this time it occurred to me that the makeup was a little too good.

Not gonna lie, I don't have any idea about rings. But my gf keeps tagging me in posts about engagement rings.

/hoc/ absolutely seething right now lads

The only thing on fatguts fingers is Mr foofoos rectum

he's on the ropes

planning on locking her in then mate? good for you

I wouldn't mind marrying her, but it's too soon desu. Only been with her 6 months.

best batsmen over the past two years
>1. SPUD Smith - 72.59
>2. Bane - 68.2
>3. Pissrat Pooli - 66.57
>4. Henry Nicholls - 64.5
>5. Tom Latham - 56.5
smoth on top, virat below kane, 3 kiwis and no root. yeah, I'm thinking based.

surprised at Nicholls and Latham Tbh

the ex and i were talking seriously about getting engaged, so looking at jewelry happened. learning about that shit is simple. know your four "C"s.
mum used to sell jewelry as well so she told me a lot about the other considerations

wew yeah very soon
suppose it depends on the relationship though. my sister got engaged after only a year and had been with her ex boyfriend for three years without discussing it

Pixies touring Australia lads playing Surfer Rosa in full

haha yeah way too soon
there's nothing wrong with bantering with each other though, since it can keep sexual tension amped up a bit, just don't let it get too serious yet. that was my mistake.

yeah they were really good, last summer especially. seems like Nicholls has finally got a consistent technique, so I'm excited to see him in the SL series next week, underrated player I think.

props to Latham for that average as an opener

6 months is not too soon why would you even think that?

sorry mate, missed you there

KEK

I swear i always hear about Anderson getting injured though
It could possibly start happening a lot now though
There is one bowler at 40 or over and he is a spinner
As for that the last time a pace bowler who played to 40 or more was Bevan Congdon at a medium pace in 1978
Pace doesnt suit age and if he starts getting injured the longer it will take him to recover
I wouldn't be betting on him a whole lot, he could be on his last legs.
I just hope you guys find a good replacement before he retires

Just did a Vitality Blast lads

I'm here now lads

eh it depends legitimately on how long you've been together in what way.

like for me, we'd been close friends for four years when we started dating (I guess I'd friendzoned her for a long time; really didn't even realize she was interested). So she was "ready". Also we'd just turned 30 so yeah... she was in panic mode. Anyway yeah with her, informal engagement (like agreeing that we'll get married within the next 2 years) would probably have been fine at six months, but a formal engagement accompanied with the full wedding plans being started at six months probably would've been too soon.

I didn't realise Wade is only 31. He could be in the team for quite a few years from now on.

grim

Based

off to take a beer, nice and hot

Sir Richard Hadlee
Sir Ben Stokes

Winning the World Cup at home and then getting whitewashed in the Ashes a couple of months later would be peak England, tbqh.

saw a program about the 2005 ashes
simon jones, phwoar, what a hunk

pies in the oven
beer in hand

...

youtu.be/J5s2vcZB-ok
ooh this is based lads

winning*

bout to shitpost on Yea Forums again lads

take a look

don't do it bla
we need you unbanned to post hibi/cric/ when we hit 500

Looking forward to /vp/‘s meltdown after tonight’s trailer drops

sorry m8 already did

he is not me, it's a new br posting here

ah okay, safe then
shall be waiting for based hibi/cric/ tonight

watching lindybeige kino

#me too

onion rings maybe.

I had onion rings last night with a half-pounder (double quarter-pounder) and one piece of fried chicken

Fat fuck

nah, I eat like that only on feast days and very rarely like last night. also had two beers with it and most of the garlic mayo and a couple handfuls of somebody else's chips.

>greedy fat cunt eating somebody else's chips
why is my gf in ireland?

so what.
why tell me

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

retard, kiss goodbye to those neetbux

Got my EOS 3 film camera back out and god the sound it makes when you take a photo is pornographic

Erotic stuff

I want Holly to sit on my face and fart after a long, hot innings!

love the gimmicky pupil-tracking focus point selection thingy
never use it but love it all the same

i was taking pics at my law school graduation with my EOS 3 and hit the end of a roll of film in the middle of the ceremony, so it started rewinding, loudly
like half a dozen people turned around and gave me a weird look
fucking zoomers man

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>movie features French as the good guys

I agree that represents value.

it's mainly because they heemed the bangladeshis at home, Latham got 264*

good list but Latham can khs

what's the trailer?

/cric/ lads are extremely cultured in my experience, few plebs here

why? he's a good test batsman and with BJ Watling getting on a bit, we might chuck him down the order and have him keep soon.

Rate my stolen and embellished pasta:

Memes aside, what are the biggest issues with ice hockey?
In my opinion the defending part is the worst: apart from wasting possession in ridiculous ways (e.g. weak-ass passes that end among the boards), so many times it looks like they just lose interest (?) in the puck and don't go for it like hurlers or field hockey players would do, just skate along behind the opponent and watch what happens. And when they go for it, it is to make fouls. LMAO
Shooting at goal also is awful.
Pic unrelated

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don't watch enough hockey to really comprehend it, but i'm sure it'd make canadians seethe

literally unwatchable as you can't see the puck on TV.

oh just test cricket? ok then yeah he's fine.
but fuck him for wasting a spot in a tiny squad for the CWC. useless cunt in short form

in nwil monkey MONKEYY reta4rd

Tendies vs India ODI on Friday lads.
Starts 1.30am, which is just fucking fantastic.

world cup is over mate, who cares about ODIs

Everybody.

seethe

I don't

Yeah me neither really tbf.

Got something in the mail today.

what was it mate

Was it a dragon dildo? Or was it just a dildo shaped like the phallus of a dragon?

pic?

some socks. Wanna see?

safe to saw England have ruined the format

yeah I would
a short review would be good too I'm in the market for socks myself ta

shitposted on Yea Forums but they deleted my post immediately

yeah honestly this
should be a shortened test format not an expanded t20

been buying Stance socks for quite a while. these are just for work.

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Gonna buy some technical trail shoes if anyone can reccy

looking good mate

reckon you should ask literally the one and only time i've ever legitimately linked that board

shit tonne of their socks here:

hardcloud.com/mens-clothing/mens-socks?brand_id=136&limit=48

wish there was a bit of cricket on

no idea mate, but probably asics or mizuno, not adidas, NB or Nike trash

just from general running shoe experience

I'm a big fan of Mizuno

had a pair of new balances once that did my leg in and I couldn't walk without pain for months

anyone I know who runs wears Mizuno or Asics but more the former

new

>Joe Root says England must avoid making “shotgun” decisions after their crushing defeat by Australia in the first Test and the captain is unrepentant over the Jimmy Anderson selection gamble that blew up in his face on the opening morning.
>Root appeared to endorse Moeen holding on to his spot. “You’ve got to remember how threatening he can be. I’m sure he’ll dust himself down and make sure he’s in a good head space going into Lord’s,” he said, only to backtrack when pressed further.

Jimmy Anderson needs to be taken out the back and put down.

How they give him another go, he deserves it after how well he played over the last 12 months.

I don't either