/cric/ - fat ex wife edition

What the fuck are u gonna do july 12 bellend. Well stable own a gaff plenty saved. Wot u doing cunt. I'm just enjoying myself.

Loving you was easy
It was you leaving that scarred

Give us your wapp or tele wanna fucking meet u.

lads I already miss the ashes
I want it to be next week already

Really pretty brutal day lad. Need to win the next one. They retain em i think if its a draw. Where next test - Trent bridge or Headingley?

England were never going to win this Ashes 5-0, so they made the smart move in taking a loss here early in order to enact their full gameplan.

The key was just to wear the Aussies out at Edgbaston, to let them win but without letting them think it was too easy. That way it goes to their heads, reinforcing their brittle mentality with false confidence.

Then once the blows start to rain in the second test at Lords, that same confidence will cause the Aussies to start making mistakes. The facade will crumble, and they will mentally collapse into despair.

They will fly home without the urn, trashed 4-1 with little resistance after a humilation at Lords. And worse still, they will have to live with the knowledge that they were thoroughly outfought and outthought on every level.

Fuck off Atherton.

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So is that 087 6 or 5 maybe 077 shitting it lad got some shit to show u fella. Don't come to finglas or anywhere near ballymun. Cunts like u will be churned out quicktime shithouse.

uh yeah sure mate

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Post it then cunt.

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not norn ire m8 although my grandfather is, from county antrim

literally no idea if that has any connotations.

>tfw winning from an unwinnable position
the eternal seethe continues. no wonder you hate >us, AusGODs are just too fucking good

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only seethe I see is from irish and kiwis 2bh

Depends are u for or against british rule in foreign territory brexit is the linchpin that secures a united ireland it will be glorious. Our day has come.

DAS RITE

i don't hate australians :3

youtube.com/watch?v=YMvsCPRbRrs

SOON

I love the little rascals cunts. >Scruffles hair "Murdering Swine"

so when are england handing the cup back

first of all,
hahahahahahaHHahhahhahahahhahahahJahhahahahhahahahahahhAjhhhhhahhahahahJahhahahahahahahkkekekekekjkekekekekekkeeeeee
wew
>WORLD CUP CHAMPIONS, EVERYONE!!!
ok, now that's over and done with, I want to celebrate with the poosies and commend them for easing the pain poopeelandia had to go through when they lost the wc x

Come on miiight gis us the proper ozzy bantz.

thinking Yea Forums is in trouble lads

nice sport

Not wrong blog dot cloudflare matechan sounds like fate say goodbye. Salute and fuck off the end is nigh.

well, whatever happens it was nice while it lasted bla
be well, do good work and always keep ya chin up x

Words to eat bye. Farewell based blooter.

have sex

x

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Sum Sad Shit
youtube.com/watch?v=BLC7u_1Yp_w

have sex

So when Yea Forums is kill, where are we going? Is somethingawful still in operation?

as does Wales

We used to show Aussie rules on FTA. Isn't that odd.

Christ, looks like it. Cricket thread is active. Seems like sort of a step backwards what with everyone having such a defined personality attached to each post though, via their usernames, avatars, cringe quotes under the avatars, etc.

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alright now what lads

Back to the anzac /cric/ WhatsApp group

HOLY MOTHER OF PLEASE HAPPEN

nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12255935

youtu.be/O6ehKBczNA8

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>nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=12255935
Literally a nigger waiting for his mud hut survival tribe existance. God i hope u die of starvation and have to eat ur own head.

Seething

kerser in the club and I'm the sickest cunt

cus im housin'

Was Lyon a zika baby?

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RELATE TO THE MATTER
RELATE TO THE MATTER
RELATE TO THE MATTER AS I DROP THE BOMBS

>english cricket be like
>smith be like
youtu.be/Gtffv9bpB-U

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can't help but notice none of these flags are actually australian

the big boys carry on honourably - the little sycophants besmirch our great sport

The Australians are having a good sound and well deserved sleep.

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The English are cheating poofs

How it should be. #SwelledChestBone

the coward Joe Root

cringing at the minnows in this thread rn

essentially the flag of western victoria

Seriously no cares about you. Die lonely and alone.

didn't think ireland could make me cringe more than they already did but they outdid my expectations once again

>arrange the ashes so that your "stronghold" is the first test
>lose
brainy move lads

>lonely and alone

yikes bit redundant m8

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big brained CA didn't schedule an Indian test at the gabba for this reason

>He clings on for hope that Brexit will the utopia that never existed. POOR LAD

No it's not redundant. One can be alone yet not lonely and conversely one can be in company yet feel loneliness.

Once again it falls upon an Irishman to elucidate upon the ruminations of the English language to a very Englishman that ought to know his mother tongue, not better, but just.

can this Irish cunt fuck off

Internet cred ain't a thing sorry to burst your bubble. I'LL WITNESS U THOUGH.

paddy dabbing on the english

Awww mate.

reckon I pushed a few buttons there

didn't read 2bh

not whilst we've test nation status, be nice mate we're on your side unless you're some kind of pomegranate

Small time these cunts. Nowt to shout about except we ruled the world once not knowing it was companies dictating shit. Say east india to the average mongoloid thick shit. All u'll hear is "EH"

shan't read a word of that drivel

Case in point.

for sports, the logical choice is to move to sportschan
for other boards, the prospects are grim

Kiwifarms.

i'm not a leet 13 year old m8

based indiachan will take us lads

I think the Irish poster is an American on proxy tbqh

man that was one of those matches everyone remembers and talks about forever and Englend got HUMILIATED LOL!

>Buzzfeed: The Problem Isn't 8ch. It's Americans.
so freakin true

for me, bigfooty
why's the site going? think I missed the news

I can't believe how out of reach it looked when we were 122-8 and at stumps at day two

Wat a lad.

worst case scenario we can run chans on blockchain now i.e memo.cash/topics/all but I think you have to spend little bits of crytpo to post pictures and stuff

there's been at least two or three mass shooters that have posted manifestos on there

If that's true his accent is pretty fucking good.

A lot of Americans are perfectly normal tbqh there’s just a few mentalists that give majority a shitty name. I think we need more education on life outside the US at a younger age as a start

Bad news fella salute me. I am honouring u. Honour the fallen.

Do that and Bernie will be elected next year.

Da gee on dat one.

those sceptics? fucking hell

honestly makes me question why I go here when you're talking to genuinely fucked cunts

hate Fox Sports

When are cloudfare gonna pull the plug. Has to be happening soon. Shit well it's good bye from him U know the rest.

what do you mean sceptics? It was the christchurch shooter and the recent el paso one
I like to believe most of the sickos don't browse Yea Forums by now, and definitely wouldn't browse Yea Forums since sport can at least tether you to a functioning place in society, though there was some guy here last night ranting about chinks for hours in the midst of one of our greatest ashes wins for a decade

Well it wasn't on Yea Forums was it m8

El Paso is in America

yes I know that, so what

that's what I mean by sceptics

I don't follow

the shooting in America

didn't realise that was /pol/ motivated

Oh my sweet innocent child some fucking depraved twatflannels on ere. Dognotted fuck mungrels but thats everywhere u go surrounded by these sweat beads. Just have to get by best u can and don't mass shoot ur way out of every situation. Yanks for ya. hope this isn't the end but if it is. Here's seeing ya cunts.

what does that have to do with sceptics?
you're doing me head in

good riddance fuck off

Basically ur a dense cunt so understand fuck off and insert it accordingly.

Americans are sceptics. the shooting was in America and I presume by an American

Well done ur not famous.

do you mean septics idiot?

SEETHING ABBOS

>If a year passes, you're not a cheater anymore! That's the rule!

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it's only been a few weeks since the world cup final mate

>sceptics

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a fedora wearing sceptic tank just flew over my house lads

>freshcunt trying to banter with the lads and calling septics sceptics
fucking cringe

Are you sure?

the smell was unmistakable

lmao whoops phone autocorrect

Lads who do I phone to pump out the sceptic tank?

very embarrassed lads

egg on my face

how did you make the same mistake three times
I was literally seething

This is nearly as bad as the Saffa who thought Argentina wanted to claim Falkirk as theirs.

my phone

understand if you don't believe me but I do know the difference

yeah I believe you, was just seething that I asked you to explain it like three times

I’m suddenly questioning everything I do lads

richard dawkins

about to catch a cheeky fap lads

Daniel Hay

going to think about Steve Smith's back to back centuries mate?

rewatching Kerser vs 360 lads

BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPP

off to shower
any suggestions?

Put the plug in and have a bath mate you deserve it

you know it

Mindhunter S2 trailer is up.

didn't care for the first

kerser = redpilled
360 = bluepilled

for me, it's milfhunter

>the verse mocking 360 for getting off meth

odd lad Kerser

k-k-kerser is the sickest

>go to Japanese place for lunch
>Asian lad at the counter with an Australian accent
>turns around to talk to the kitchen
>suddenly sounds fob as fuck

Only cowards give up the ice.

they call me sexybro

this is democracy manifest

>haha I just love food
>how good are chicken nuggets
>I love travelling
>my sense of humour is so sarcastic and dark lol

tb h when i worked in a kitchen with a bunch of asians i started talking fob as fuck

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Who you talking about mate

every girl aged 18-30

You need to be over 18 to post here.

>how good are chicken nuggets
>every girl aged 18-30

ah yes all the under 18 blur fans

haha you sound like you have a twisted sense of humour
love photos of food too

>As Australia gained the upper hand in the match, their fans - sitting in a large block between the Hollies Stand and the dressing rooms took their cues from what had gone before. "Same old Aussies, always cheating" became "same old Aussies, always winning". The ugliest chant was saved for Ben Stokes: "He punched to the left. He punched to the right. That Ben Stokes he should be inside."

there's got to a better final line than "he should be inside"

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>muh cheating is worse than physically assaulting someone
There's no low the englel media won't stoop to.

cheating in an irrelevant test versus cheating an entire nation out of their world cup

doesnt even bloody rhyme

for me it's ooh ahh glenn mcgrath
simple
effective

How good's Matthew Wade lads. Reckon he'll finish as the top scorer by the end of The Ashes. I miss the gloves sometimes, though. Probably should've been put into the World Cup squad. Reckon we would've won that semi with him in Handscomb's place, am I right lads haha.

cheating against zaffers isn't even really cheating

My dear bros.

>"He punched to the left. He punched to the right. That Ben Stokes he should be inside."
KEK

Do they mean inside jail? Even so it’s a bit lame

Seb, you fat lad. I ask: why do you stay?

*be based*

t. Wade’s mum

Does anyone maintain a food diary on a diet?

yes

yes

I'm heaps smart Tbh

only if you want to lose weight m8

having test cricket withdrawals

test this lad
*bends over*
*farts in your face*

Use an app?

MyFitnessPal

Thanks m8

>wake up
>realise no test cricket’s on
Grim stuff

I'm so fucking alone lads.

Really want to bone this thicc Italian chick at work.

take the wogpill you won't regret it

based goosey

+juan.

give me a rundown

What's it like rooting a wog chick, compared to white girl?

hairier but they're not dead fish generally

>hairier
don't they shave?

not all

Did you get that 10am blowie Ivan?

Are wog chicks comfortable with brap stuff? Every white chick has said no when I've asked her to fart on me.

All girls in that age range are on the vegan spectrum and wouldn't go near a chimken nugger

go find out

they do anything the male asks them to do

Smithers.... release the hounds

Pretty sad I slept through the chance to talk shit as the last wicket fell lads

I feel like if I end up taking this girl out I shouldn't reveal my power level as she's a work colleague and I don't want everybody in the office to know me as the fart fetish guy.

my tummy is a mess rn

Steve Smithers

Might open some doors for you lad

you should get a less disgusting fetish
try some furry stuff, it's pretty good.

Get into normal stuff like BDSM, you sicko.

Good thinking

how would it do that?

maybe you shouldn't have a fart fetish freak
no girl is going to be into that

Hey user,
*bends over*
*farts in your face*
Does this turn you on mate?

I've done two spicy liquid shits today from a curry last night

What if your boss secretly respects your confidence in letting everyone know you developed a disgusting meme fetish from brapposting on the internet

wew lad, doesn't sound like that much of a good time

grim

>going out with a work mate
rip

>meme fetish
brapfags aren't exactly common

yeah haven't had the runs for yonks

BASED

Big fan of all spicy food, but have to plan ahead because I know I'll get the shits.

Neither has Bairstow.

*laughtrack_03*

big fan of curry desu

I haven't had a spicy curry in ages, guess I'm just not used to it
You'd think from his facial expressions he has

Ate a curry in the lunch room and started to sweat really heavily. Everybody in the office was asking me if I was okay.

jesus, was it rotten?

Love spicy curries
t. curry muncher

wanna eat but i dont wanna ruin fasted cardio lads

Have a banana

Need to buy a bathroom scale but not too sure if those fancy ones that connect to your phone are worth it

SAME OLD AUSSIES
ALWAYS WINNING

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they're not, just record it yourself

Digital or the elite $9 one from Kmart?

Do you really want to be giving your weight to facebook? Because that's what you'll be doing.

how much is digital
I seem to remember having two of the mechanical ones in a flatshare and they gave different values by like five kilos

when was the last time England even won a test here?

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anyrays goonight guy I have lecture in morning ausee ausee ausee

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lmao, I remember this. was so fucking funny.

Varies from $15-$30

Not really a fat cunt so I don’t care. Just need to keep a track of my weight that’s all.

Mate, I reckon you've just brainwashed yourself with the fart business posted on this website on a daily basis. Step off a bit and you'll sort yourself out. Lot of you lads are too easily influenced by the chans.

not since the 2010-2011 series

Oi oi?

>poot

simply not good enough lads

Zachy b AKA the grim rapist

NaveenRinwa1 12 hours ago
Yes, I have demanded the God to relive my childhood back and see, We have Steve Buckner standing in Ashed 2019!

Rory Burnt

Reminder that MS DOS is serving in the army right now in Kashmir between all this turmoil

bachelor looks like a nob

Indians always making it about themselves

Australian one?

not a fan of this le brilliant astrophysicist meme they're pushing with him

>One of the Bachelorettes confused astrophysics with astrology upon meeting Matt.
Honestly sounds like it could be train-wreck kino.

can't believe AFLX was cancelled lads in absolute shock

So what changes do >we make to the side, Ausbros?

nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12256053

hey lads, just got home from toil
wew

How good is the nation of China lads?

Hope the English lads aren't still upset at NZ, we just want to enjoy the cricky like everyone else.

big fan of the Irish lad lads

Any info on the package?

Kawaja out (looked fucking terrible and his meme wrist shots are just screaming for edges)
Pattinson out (bowled well in spells but looked flat by the end)
Wish I could say Paine out but he seemed to make the right moves when needed

Harris in
Starc in

Bancroft was good in the field and if he fucks up with the bat at lords flick him,
Carey is also pushing for a spot.

reminder chinks are NOT welcome on /cric/
You've already taken Sydney, cant wait to stomp your heads into the ground when we finally go to war with the insectoid parasites

>After trialling the abridged game and format in the past two off-seasons, the decision to remove it from 2020 was due to a commitment to allow greater focus on the fourth season of AFLW, which will see four new clubs introduced.
OK this is epic

eh we don't need it, seems to be all they have these days 2bh. Big one's in October for us.

>Neither Bancroft nor Warner went past single figures
>you think Khawaja should be dropped
He’s unironically one of our better players, though that doesn’t make him good

Only say Bancroft because he has the ability to be an annoying anchor and he was looking ok before the ban, he'll be batting out of his skin to save his spot at Lords and he did some important things during the match in the field.
We already have potential runmakers in Head and Paine, Wade looked good and Smith is Smith, Kawaja just isnt needed imo.
Warner has ability and has proven it many times.

what about HZW?

Wish I didn’t bully the Newcastle poster so brutally lads. Feel sorry for the dole bludger.

think its hilarious how I outed you as a chink. dont feel sorry for you at all lad, you need to go back to Beijing with the other insects

fairly sure there are no Chinese posters here. think you're kind of just building a weird narrative in your head mate.

the no world cups nonce Zealand

is the Worcestershire 3-dayer being broadcast in Australia?

are you the NZ poster with the chink missus

haha sour grapes innit haha ;)

definitely not a cope from Gil there

on YouTube generally

broadcasting rights issues mean it won't show up on the search page, you have to go through county websites

Seems dyslexic too

it's a requirement for every /cric/ lad to have an asian gf

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bit racist

Talk about employment and watch him rage the fuck out

ross taylor is "excited" for test championship

merely mention being a contributing member of society either through work or higher education with a view to gainful employment and certain man loses it

haha settle down chinky. how was Martin Place this morning lad? see anyone white?

work hard and pay your taxes I say.

Business ide: cricket X

blowies bring a certain passive aggressive negativity to /cric/

inclined to agree

no place for such behaviour here

>anyone who bullies me is Chinese
kek

KEK

K E K

exposed and squirming

business idea: pewdiepie cricket review

the /nrl/-inspired no (You) reply shit its getting pretty fucking tiresome too.

honestly big fan of the no (you) arguments

gotta lose the reddit spacing chinky. spot you from a mile away lol

>and he did some important things during the match in the field.
Only because he was at short leg, they always put the new guy there since you get hit a lot. He's just a good fielder, not a superb one
Not saying either of those two should be dropped though, I want to see Bancroft be given a solid chance and you can still expect Warner to perform. I just don't think there's good enough reason for Khawaja to be dropped, he's got an ugly and flawed technique like Head but they both somehow make runs
And Harris hasn't played well enough in the warm up games to justify selection

it's pathetically childish.

sorrying for breaking up the no (You) streak ladies

its pathetically based mate

been pooing my guts out all day
I'm thinking chicken pesto pasta for dinner

So who replaces Rory Burns?

no you haven't
no you aren't

Based

why would I lie about that

/MyFitnessPal/

you tell me

High IQ posts

lots of fun talking to myself in /cric/

tipping two double centuries from smith at the oval and two triple centuries after that

Would suck Smith's dick tbqh.

later lads, off for a beer. surf was pumping again this arvo. fuck off chinks, will continue to expose you and your insectoid brethren ATO cunt.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

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Tipping smoth to get a pair of ducks next match

surfcunt's a bit of a dick ngl

bro it is shakib

>(You)
;)

>surfcunt is the one pooternally peething about chinks
should've known

>unemployed
>surf LARP
lol

bro surf was pumping bros
time for beers lads
beers and waves cunt
fuck chinks bro
I'm an aussie surfer btw cunt

Elliot Hulse circa 2012-2015 was really fucking based, lads. Still watch his videos from then regularly.

forgot to add "I'm a teenage /pol/ blowin"

never heard of him. let me guess, youtuber.

Seems extremely dyslexic too

>2012 was seven years ago
WTF

He posted a photo with a Portuguese filename once iirc
He might've just got it offline though

FUCKING KEK

Phing Wei Wang is picking up my order lads. God I love chinks

I don't get it

at least they work for a living.

grim narrative involving here
almost rather have sebbo back

I'm saying he's Brazilian, though I just found the picture and reverse search give you some cringy blog he must have lifted it off (unless he manages it)
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93880692/#93880873

>bruz
grim stuff.

non sebbo hours, best hours

No cricket on lads.
Back to cringy meta posting.

So you surfed on your bed. Whilst screaming "I get around" then u had a Stubby So finished it off with a mallet to JAV. Then ur Alpha as fuck Step dad smashed u up in his VB singlet. OI OI OI

yeah nah
he's still better than this Irish cunt too

this is a poor post.

there's a good Irish lad and a shit one

good Irish lad is an oxymoron.

seething

poor comeback.

eeriely reminiscent

>overly large mound of bland potato
>poverty sausages
>topped off with watery poo
kek based zachy

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oi surfcunt meet me at the south maroubra surf club parking lot, I want to punch your lights out

anyone seen boatcunt recently? looking to be regaled with stories of the sea

ironically, he's probably at sea.

Think that one is legitimately in Portugal instagram.com/nudimar.surf/

sorry bla, been playing Summertime Saga all night

nice work idiot

ah yes the laptop thread

Lads I just want to let you all know.
If you ever need to call me.
If you ever need my presence.
If you ever need my friendship.
Just call me in three consecutive posts and I'll be here.

n.b., I won't go away if you do the same while I am here.
n.b., I may still show up even if you don't do it.
n.b., I'm living in your tiny antipoodean skulls rent free

filter on.

Distinct lack of tourists in /cric/ this morning

made me think.

fucking hell

and looking at the post he wasn't suggesting he took the photo himself

it was pretty freakin epic

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imagine filling out a captcha for a post that I'm never going to read

When the bat hits the ball how many points is it also what happens when a batter needs a shit.

who would be pathetic and fat enough to do that?

shan't be discussing a certain fat man supposedly ITT any further

fuck that smol coc /hoc/ cuz im a big dic /cric/
ah ah ah ah

can you make the american body shape more realistic please?

take me back to the sweet times
the hot nights
big dic /cric/ is gonna be alright
filter sebbotime
baby filter sebbotime
and even if the ashes ain’t for two years
i don’t care
all i know is that I’ll shitpost there
filter sebbotime
baby filter sebbotime
/hoc/ will fucking seethe

yeah this is epic alright

youtube.com/watch?v=t4VdVL7UG8Y

don't respond to me please

/nrl/. more specifically, manly warringah.

the incel pedo nightcunt

>nightshift
literally who?

sorry

decent upgrade

here m8.

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so is woakes just going to open the batting and bowling next test?

yes but then sustain an injury after four overs that rules him out of the series

lol

no cricket on tonight haha

Renshaw or Handscombe (Aus) got the runs in India of all places while on tour there last year or the year before. Was batting, well too if i remember, and had to retire in order to not shit himself on international television.
He was roundly criticised for it, one of the Chappell's declaring him "unfit to wear the baggy green".

Havin a game laters mate, pop round leave the AR at home.

/nrl/ shitter

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the virgin Ivan aka Richo aka danny aka nightshift

good

holy mother of based

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A full strength scotch fillet

Tears of joy.

ummmmm ..'chabin bla x

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>le ebin online personality XDDDDD

x

Oh no no no no no no

give me a compliment lads

I find you funny

KEK

friendly x

holy mother of facebook and plebbit cringe

so true

that's sebby doing a cheeky impersonation of me, blabla, bla x

Friendly b

Love you're work mate

youtube.com/watch?v=UcmZN0Mbl04
really hoping this ends up good

Indiachan don't care about sports. A proper description of Indiachan, is a bunch of hyper-elitist albeit insecure shitflingers who complain all day about irrelevant bullshit. The site thrives on negativity, and belittling others to preserve one's self esteem. Indiachan 1.0 was still a fun community because it was new and people were actively engaging. However the later versions went downhill.

you're ok sometimes.

Not enough POC or non binarys in the trailer. Bit racist and sexist mate

Fucking lol

Reckon this one will be pretty hard to find in the archive in future.

Dunkirk was released ages ago mate

darkies got off easy didn't they
unironically glad >we were only sent in at gallipoli and not something grim like verdun

You’re less of a shitcunt than Daniel.

passchendaele was very grim mate

you're slightly more palatable than fatcunt

you're not as ugly as your ugly af friends.

There was no such thing as a non-grim battle in WW1

i like you mate

You're quite good at avoiding jail for all your sexual assault crimes.

you're good looking enough to get consensual sex if that interested you.

What's her name lads? I'm in love

1 person here likes you which is 1 more than sebbo.

hopefully it's better than smelly dunkirk

i sometimes wish i was alive back in ww1
i know it would of been a horrific time but i think i would have dominated out on the battlefield.

Wish all those poonglish cunts died

I haven't filtered you.

*had died

my grandpa is a WW1 vet and he's still alive

AMA

how old is the great man?

I didnt write this

how disappointed is he in you

Fucking despise myself.

so hes like
118

how do you reckon you'd dominate machine guns lad?

aw, we despise you too mate

oi zachy
reckon the english have the aussies right where they want em?

Thanks mate. Always appreciate a grammar lesson.

not sure England look rather ra

hobbs and shaw looks litty

seems like you've caught someone lying on the internet

121

he's proud of me

121

rhymes with litty certainly

*rather shit

t. out of touch CRITICS

and he's your grandfather.
approximately 100 years older than you.

your grandfather was approximately 100 when you were born.
and he fought in WWI.

Is that what you're saying you fucking asshat.

the last one died in 2002 dumb cunt

Please take me back. I will literally beg, if that's what it takes. I can't live without you.

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My granddad is dead lads :( please send condolences

you're probably just lying for attention like the other guy

still got one grandparent kicking
he's 93 though so don't know how much longer he's got

Not very nice mate

youtube.com/watch?v=nrnmZJCZSio
this is powerful.

no, he was in his 90's when I was born

>decent tittes
>dirndl-wearing
>shell casing-holding
>kid-friendly
>no tattoos
shall

ok this is kino

appreciated
makes more sense now

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Just received some nudes from Nicole lads

audible kek

Grandmum died in 1913.

Nicole please. You don't have to fuck some fat disgusting kiwi to make me jealous, we can look past this

all me actually

I'm five years older than the oldest living person. AMA.

Just bought some condoms lads. Xtra Xtra medium

how was ww1 and thoughts on your grandson

Who are they for?

My customers

Please don't say Nicole

They're for when I fuck Nicole. Probably leave a few at her place for all the other guys she fucks.

who's Nicole

Nicole is an /nrl/ meme. Don't steal it faggots

just destroyed sebbo lads

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bumbumBUMBUMBUM

CHICK
CHU CHICK
YEAURHH

BOMP

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New Zealand is large and in charge

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chick chicky boom
chick chicky boom

kek it's actually smaller than I realised

now let's see Zealandia

oh nononono

>w-were important and big!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=5LBnMRWeV-E
have not heard this song in forever lads

large and muscular like Helen

going to bed
don't forget to recycle

so true kek

Did that mangled hag ever fix her teeth?

fatguts on the ro- oh he snapped them

You wouldn't say this if it were a man

>22 posts early
'tism

KEK

Thoughts of Steyn and baz retiring lads?

alrright, I'm hyped, reckon tonight's the night I get through Prince of Persia and get to plow the princess.

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Need more personalities in cricket. Sick of the politeness and professionalism all the time. It's sport not business

t. surfnerd

What does that have to do with it

What does anything have to do with anything else

What did you mean by that lad?

Watching "Knowing" with Nicolas Cage and it's so obviously filmed in Melbourne it's incredibly distracting.

how is his posting style so fucking obvious
can you remove some punctuation next time

failed to get to the princess in time, my hubris was my undoing

Are you sure she wasn't in a different castle?

Are you playing Braid? nice game that

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Test

icular cancer

Don't mind me lads, just dropping off a quick lullaby about how much I hate toil, before I return to toil.

vocaroo.com/i/s1K7WzqbQVUD

Back home lads.

>from each according to his ability
>to each according to his need
youtu.be/zUpTJg2EBpw
personally I don't like to talk about souls belonging to any other than God but I take this line as from the perspective of the downtrodden miner, and a warning against state atheism.

weak bait

This is what the internet a DARPA/BernersLee joint does to the mind. We can never go back.

heh

hih

hah

huh

hoh

hmm