Ladies and gentleman, Serie A champions 2019/2020

The happiest moment of your life was a foreign country winning the World Cup? That's pretty grim m8, ngl.

Also when Fernardo Torres scored on Camp Nou i cried of joy

Campionii del mundo campione del mundo

Used to love Cristian chivu

I'm hiiiiigh
Wanna gear news from my mother nation?
>So like 10 days ago this old dude kidpants this young gurl by the name of Brenda
> he triez to befriend her
> but she's tied and then taken to his house to
> rape this 15 year old girl
> her hands were so this old man went to buy some farmaceutic or some
>shit, She manages to call to 911
>Hello, emergency how can I help You today?
>Hello, emergency I've been kidnped since yesterday please come
>were You raped son?
>i'm a miss, am 15, please come.
> who s phone is this girl
>oh no i guess i ve footspets i think he s gonna come
>*hungs up*
> but dude where do You want us to come. Hold on, I'm onna transfer your call to my manager who s in the other town
>i'm playing checkers miss, make IT quick, i ain,'t got no time for bullshit. What do you see?
> not much i'm in a room, there is no light, wait. A see a gate, is red, and lots of trees?
>a what? Who' s phone is this? Sounds like You ain't knowing nothing, and i gonna no time fo Yo bullshit.
>please hold the phone, please don,t hung up, i'm scared i don't know what to do
>I CAN'T STAY ON THE PHONE GIRL ARE YOU CRAZY THERE S OTHER PEOPLE ON THE LIIINE I GONNA ANSWER TO THEM TOO. Listen stay there don't move aight in 2 minutes the cops are gonna Be there. Cars don't Fly sweetie
>please come quick this gentleman is crazy

You know this story is true and happened 10 days ago. They found the house of the criminal's house 19 hours after the call to 911 was made.
Shit, son.

>"please come quick this gentleman is crazy" - Romania

>Icardi
>Politano as full back implying he's like Moses
>BROZOVIC
>A S A M O A H

Radu wtf

Icardi's gonna sign Boca

Basado

I heard about that shit
It couldn't have been pure incompetence, maybe police were involved in the whole thing

Gheorghe Dinca is his name. He doesn't speak. He tells them nothing. It is believed to Be part of an organization that kidnappes young meat from our Brothers and sisters to sell them as sex slaves to Luigis. People are suggesting torture.

Italy always plays anti football both clubs and country they dont deserve to win shit.

Seething.

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Where the F is Lautaro Martinez?

thank god for giving us the Dutch with their unrivalled skill of winning finals

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Atleast our murderball final was somewhat entertaining to watch.

you must be one of the few not to fall asleep halfway through, congrats for having soldiered on

That final was also when Zidane basically told the world that he will have to be using his head from now on and became the beast of a manager that he is today.

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*ahem*

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Inter was way stronger last season and they weren't even close to winning, so I highly doubt they even make it to Europa League without Icardi

>Inter was way stronger last season

lol

>The happiest moment of my life was literally Italy winning the 2006 World Cup
cringe

True. And now there's too many dirty southerners on the team.

Milan is an exception to the typical Italian team and you know it.