/hoc/

First for the Bruins

>ducks
>entering the post season in >currentseason

>Hi um Mrs. user

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For me, it's the Ice Bears.

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Wild fans are best fans desu

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coming down with a bad case of ligma

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business idea: a cure for ligma

ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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That's a chick, not a duckling.
You can tell from the beak.

I prefer >finnish goaltending

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thoughts on this chad?
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

i want to feast on her pits

>you will never pinch that leftover fat

I'm doing my part in lowering that number

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based binlan pitchads please join us on the Mountain

Joe Mama

what's the mountain

m.youtube.com/watch?v=KZfq9amWaJg

only the worthy are allowed to know

only if there's prime supple pit meat for me to feast on during the winter

NOTICE FROM: The Commandant

Please do not talk about the Mountain in the presence of user's Mother. The Ski Patrol thanks you for your reticence and silence.

Signed,
The Commandant

Fuck ski patrol virgins fuck reddit spacing fuck your larping fuck his mom fuck new york and fuck pixel art

*dabs*

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youtube.com/watch?v=vYPuMmcmsFo

*blocks norways path*

Thinking about lashing out at those around me.

haha yeah i know, i was just joking

Gonna start an avalanche, we will see how well the mountain holds up.

Ski Patrol more like Gay Smokepole

Gonna blast some Snow Patrol

If I started a Sam cross country tour would you guys cover my hotel rooms and buy me beers in exchange for getting to meet me?

Did I hear cross country?

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If I ever caught you in my part of town I'd make you taste asphalt.

cross country hockey, when?

neat...
twitter.com/Capitals/status/1158409329869053952

If I ever caught you in my part of town I'd make you taste ass.

Sure, just to see you come all the way down to Charlotte.

after you caught these hands, then maybe I'd buy you a few

who is the johaug of hockey?

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I challenge you to a cross country ski race, norge. But your asthma inhaler is not allowed.

AVALANCHE

Samuel, it sounds like the people want to meet (You) up close.. currently rolling you one..

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But I LITERALLY have asthma
*puff* *inhales* *sips* Ahhhhhhhhhh

>summer of 92

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Dude...

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/hoc/ cross country ski race when?*

* but norway has to use ski poles as skis and skis as ski poles

need some help with that?

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Why am I having trouble remembering a Canadian team winning the Stanley recently?

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First four responses are from americans too stupid to notice I said CANADA and too suicidal for my vibes. You really think trying to fight me is a good idea? Ive developed my own martial art
Again. You have to come HERE. I will leave Winnipeg next week one day and drive to BC so plan your schedules accordingly and I will be having sex and playing people in chel in my hotel rooms

/biathlon/ when?

Samuel is a martial art

Because you're a zoomer

habs won it in 93 zoomer

/biathlon/ - but with bow and arrow and stick and pucks instead of rifles.

how long has it been?
also, what was the current best album and movie at the time??

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Bu instead of rifles it's hockey sticks and pucks?

after that cunny I presume

Doubt any of you fuckers could defeat me in air hockey

>1993
>Nirvana, In Utero
>Schindler's List

>tfw not even in utero when Canadian teams could still win Cups

Shut up you DUMB FUCK
Not one single person gives a FAT SHIT about you
Go huff gasoline and DIE you stupid faggot

We should all go to the Meriuno Muster in New Zealand and wear beaver masks. It's freestyle, there's a 21km option for skilets, and it would be a good excuse to visit the kiwi.

>93
>Fear of the Dark
>Terminator 2

fucking blasted

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>Go huff gasoline and DIE
Don't mind if I do

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Gary just sent me a tiktok of bulju's awakening

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I'll break your beak, birdbrain

Feel myself slippin into one of those funks again.

>only 4 more years till the fags up north haven't won a stan lee in 30 years

if you take the tomato or pickles out of your burger /nba/ might be more your thing

cheer up buddy
youtube.com/watch?v=BjtaE46dFIw

who dat

Thanks finland, I don't care what the other nations say about you, you are a good friend.

technically, when the Habs won the cup in 93 the current best movie was Basic Instinct starring Sex, and the best album was Automatic for the People, REM
>and weed was illegal EVERYWHERE
we come so far, lads

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I send my burger back if it had any of that shit on it in the first place.
That's not how I ordered it, and just picking it off doesn't get rid of the residue that they leave behind.

why?

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oh *that*?
That's just elite fenno-brazillian forward talent Marcus Kallionkieli
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

thoughts?

2brown4me

based
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That looks delicious

that's a steal by the blots

love REM

I'll spare you the blogpost but thanks for your concern and the qt.

That bottom bun would be soggy as a neckbeards asscrack in summer

go ahead and blogpost it's the offseason. this entire thread is just offtopic shitposts

pig mack miil

total recall was peak sharon stone

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You said cross country, Canada isn't a country

>rags south

scoot scoot bitches

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Funny how if you look at the antipode of most countries on the northern hemisphere you see just ocean and New Zealand. Makes you think how lopsided our planet is. You'd think it would tip over. Maybe that's why the earth is spinning. Hmmm.. Yes. *sips*

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You'd like to tend her goal. You know you would.

my gf
shoo shoo, not for you

whoever made this is currently rocking back and forth in a padded windowless room with his arms sewn to his chest

where my boy denmark at?

>Finland doesn't exist

*blocks your path*
you do watch women's hockey, don't you user?

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Fuck no.
Deliver us from dykepuck.

he offed himself after ZUCC signed with the mild

oh right he's norwegian. Denmark was the >laffs fan, sorry

For me it's goalies

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>danes

youtube.com/watch?v=SLj9sCkL7Xo
>2:50

offing oneself would make sense for a laffs fan too tbf

based

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>tfw team did absolutely nothing this offseason besides swapping goalies

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Could have been much worse lad.

Rantanen will stay with Avs, right bros?

They're always the only cute ones on any women's team.

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yep, that's some classic danish behaviour

>besides swapping goalies
>swapping
That's sugar-coating it quite a bit. I would've gone with "a massive downgrade in net."

Danes are great. They know how to chill and have fun.

What's their secret?

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>licks your camera

Sam meet me in twinkronto for summer slam then after we can go out HEEMing the FUCK out of the residents

those girls can lick my DICK

and ass if they are into that kind of stuff

youtu.be/8PF086fy9Mg

Based

more like r/hoc

I'd put my tinkler in her sprinkler if you know what I mean

I don't think your dick is going to fit up her urethra, bro.

what if she is a squirter?

Took a shit 2 hours ago, and now I have to go again. Weird!

Look at this fuckin human nerve system from 1923, we're all just trees on the inside

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Took a shit 2 minutes ago and felt like I was going to die. Was a real minnesota wild.

hi frens

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maybe eat less food, tubby

woah, they really charm my trouser snake. I want them to tickle my pickle...

Hello again, Srbija. Long time no see.

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hello fren

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ever been to dubai?

Just be careful so that she doesn't sickle your pickle instead, being from the former Soviet union and all (bit far fetched I know)

Why is Shannon going to Vegas anyways? Vacances?

I like it when goalies go on "adventures"

Vacation, maybe meeting and talking with the apparent contacts he has within Vegas's organization, and floor hockey meet-ups with some of the local lifelongs.

Big hockey market

öitä

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karhu

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god natt min vän

1

I hope Shannon gambles away all his jewtube shekels

Almost time for a new thread, preferably one without euros and shitty memes

nuku hyvin

I have worms in my ass

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Your own fault really.

hey cutie goalie im going 5 hole
*points to cocke and balls*

based björn poster

nah, I blame society and capitalism

Have a tombstone in the oven lads

Typical finn
Go stick your head in a toilet

peruna ja liha

I've got the next thread ready frens

potatismos med köttbullar

right on right on brother

lingonsylt

Yaaaaay!!!

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that's my drug

>mfw thingken of hokki

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kill yourself

bit hostile

Jesus, dude.
How about you go fuck yourself instead.

Germans are always - ALWAYS - butthurt. No exceptions!

Who is the official far right neonazi hockey team?

Penguins because they’re my team

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nah I know a german 'chel fan who's alright

You score game winner in the SC final game 7. What celly you do? For me, it is

>pull pants down
>ride the hockey stick

Kinda but he’s Slav

do you pronounce it ayy-rab or a-rab

Deleted my post because I looked it up and his name is a Bulgarian one. Makes sense

Thought the jannys got you for wrongspeak

dune coon

Ok so today sucks, no big deal, in a couple of hours I'm going to go home smoke a big bowl of some DUDE TED and play some borderlands.

a-rab, it sounds more dignified

This aint no place for no hero, user

@94638227
>when r*ddit tries to fit in

Laying in bed with kitty and a box of Nerds lads

must be a big box if they could fit you in it lmao

Eat my cock ugly virgin faggot

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Oh boy, hehe

So glad >my team has ZERO (0) finns.

come to andrew's french fry emporium
where friendship and french fries go hand in hand

s

islandfags are a disgrace to hockey and an affront to God

I don't mind them.

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I can’t wait to beat the shit out of you holy shit

You won't do shit

hartford whalers, because they're a defunct meme

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bit hard to do something to someone who never leaves his room desu

this. no fucking way I’m going to set foot on Long Island either

a defunct meme that's somehow being revived by the improbable conditions of the times

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What changed?
Why are knights fans rated so high?
What is your team?
Why is minnesota listed as non existent when doug from duluth posts here all the time?

>vegass

Made the decision that this is the week I will seek help. As some of you may recall I tried to write "Sam" out of my life and got the fullest journal entry I've made in 2019, but it was barely legible since I was shaking as I wrote and crying all over the paper. Only a certified professional can get rid of this.

Glad for you, bud.
Proud of you.

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fuck you where's Sam

Sure did

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>the buttblasted Duluth poster
Lmao, almost forgot about him

I don't know. Alone in bed in my huge fucking beach house crying for reasons I don't understand. I tried to articulate them in the mirror so I can explain to everyone that actually matters why I'm leaving a good job and not bothering to give notice and it got worse. I'm done dealing with this. It's draining

>hongcouver
literally the worst fans in the league, what a shit list

What makes him seethe so hard?

>falseflagging as a craps fan
Doesn't get much more grim than this.

>women
>respect us!
>also women

I don't know man. Minnesotans are hella weird.

Answer me you fucking shithead

Who is this doug you speak of?

Go be new someplace else

Were you yourself not new at one point?

I’ve been here forever and won’t leave and hate young people

t. bombadil
fucking useless cunt

cringe

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Best character in the series ya dingus
>comfy life away from the troubles of the world
>10/10 Aryan wheat field wife
>can heem anything

Every day.

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Thinking about pizzas

>thinks he can heem anything
>stays at home and doesn't
Sounds like a typical neet incel, probably why you look up to him.

Where did it all go so wrong?

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He stays in with his 10/10 wife. You’ll never be a real woman kill yourself

still over 2 months till hockey

>author self insert has a 10/10 wife and infinite power
>not an incel power fantasy
Holy shit you are seething.
Please for the love of those around you, have sex.

>have the most stacked roster in franchise history
>best chance at a cup run basically ever
>get massive refpuck all the way up to the wcf
>get literally HANDED a game against the blues
>fail to win a single fucking game after that
>still have the gall to cry about shitty calls
>shorks

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You don’t know what incel means you just use it because it’s a buzzword from twitter and reddit

youtube.com/watch?v=8PF086fy9Mg
Why don't we have cool adverts like this anymore?

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>from twitter and reddit
Maybe you should go back then. Try not to shoot up any schools or shopping centers on your way.

I know what this is without even clicking on it.

thinkin bout big based blond brock boeser, lads.

@94638874
Oh I know who you are now lmao you aren’t even white fuck off

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Vaginas you say?

Another one of your imaginary friends?

video.hockeycanada.ca/en/c/wdev-gold-vsjapan.103569

nana fujimoto on in about 5mins

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All the /hoc/ lads are real lads ya dipshit. Hal is the best

Don't know which of your made up friends you think I am but I assure you I am much whiter than you jose.

don’t have a name i just know you’re the tranny who seethes when people make jokes about women or non-whites on 4channel

kek that is most definitely not me

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IT'S UP

youtube.com/watch?v=weqyTTRwdUk

Where is my fiver anime gril

animefag genocide soon lads

I’m a caniac and it’s bo time

listening to some classic rock

My name is Peyton Lafferty and I’m a ball hog

Arizona Coyotes

fuck off dad

dad bought me some busch lads

>why yes, i do enjoy surfing youtube listening to classic rock songs

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My dad bought an RV

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My leg still hurts

youtube.com/watch?v=0fAQhSRLQnM

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Thinking about how much better hoc would be without avatarfags and tripfags

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DO post >rags
>rags

helllllll yeah

>rags

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New Zealand will be here soon, but I'll be asleep. Tell him I said hi!

Stanley Cup Champions St. Louis Blues

Hey

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>they don't give a damn about any trumpet playin' band
>It ain't what they call Rock and Roll

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And the sultans
And the sultans, yeah they play creole

will I live to see another Detoiletc Up??
=)

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Will the ducks make the playoffs?
Haha of course they won't.

I cant tell if he is laughing at your pain or in happiness because you will...

JAPAN IS LEADING?

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>canadian female iceboxers

I think she's into me, although a tough one to read. Is she really into me?

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i eat ass

we're aware
keep on keeping on, brother

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will i get enough sleep tonight

Someone better shoop a good Bulju in there

>canadian hockey isn't in trouble

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You should get paid for this comment
Have another (You)

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Somehow we're at 304 posts since this thread was made today and I don't think a single one has been about hockey.

what about the ladyice?
does that count?

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Ahem I posted >rags
>rags

hockey

I'm offended that you would even think it does.

Russia needs to stop playing the Annas and Irenas and need to start playing the Olgas and Ludas if they want to ever win anything.

i took that nap btw
feels good man

it's matter of opinion to some, I thought it was safer to ask
I humbly prostrate myself before you and beg forgiveness, you over inflated chuff

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I didn't hurt anyone today

Did someone tickle your pussy bone?

this is the most hockey related comment I've hear all year
Congratulations

this is a failure is your an enforcer
kindergarten teacher, well done
How much did you get paid to post this, comrade?

I never did beat sephiroth in the original kingdom hearts.

Believe it or not I do it for free.

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Based and Yea Forums is a sports pub not a panel discussion pilled

i've never played kingdom hearts

Was it a complete waste of time??

sorry satan

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It was a fun game for its time, don't know how well it holds up and haven't played one since.

what period is this japan game in?

I got over Mickey Mouse when I was 6, and was never into anime looking shit.

I was 11 or 12 and my mom bought it for me and we played through the whole game that summer.

I could heem your mom at Chel 2001

Every thing Squaresoft made was broken slightly, even the good stuff, and Disne!spn.com ruined what was left after FF7, BUT

ChronoTrigger is the Shiz nit

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just started 2nd. 3-0 for japan

FUCK!!!!!!

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ata pai

lmao i thought canada was good at hockey?

die lay lo mo

Here we go again. it's the same fucking faglord who spams the thread with nonsenisical DUDE WEED LMAO 100kb gifs. Literally just fucking neck yourself to do us all a favour.

DUDE
how much are you getting paid, Comrade?

they all seem to be far larger than 100kb

They've won my heart.
:3

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>tfw you want leddy or boychuck traded but dunno who would take on their contracts

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they should be kicking japans ass but they got complacent in the 1st. they still have the talent to comeback but idk

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where is this game, why are the seats empty

ayy lmao

doesnt matter pay them equally

does she want me?

this is honestly very embarrassing
I wonder if they'll be any shake ups for coaching or management

its in calgary. the rink is always empty on that side, most people sit behind where the camera is

are traps gay

>hell no x3

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Nice try, Ray. But my heart belongs to northern Russian qts, not your plastic thots.

ya ok.

>muh hard cam
ITS TIME TO LAY THE TARPS

has finland displaced canada as the new "hockey country"

That's literally the same girl with more makeup on

They'll get another one someday, just might take a decade or two

>zero (0) olympic golds

You're a damn dirty liar and I don't believe you.

cope

Look harder.

Anyways, if you are only interested in womens hockey for their looks, we don't want you as a fan.

lighting and makeup can make a big difference

im interested for their vagainas lol

if i wanted to see that level of talent without the looks i could just watch some midget AAA

that's derogatory

that's obvious

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Have sex.

incel

SIGN RANTENEN YOU COWARDS

Russian women are whores, leave your basement some time

.... must.... dig..... deeper.....

i love intermission

anyway, why wouldn't you be watching ladyhoc, there's no other hockey on anywhere

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technically yes but even i will admit they are hot

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The ones that aren't value family very highly and start pumping out kids as soon as they turn 20.

>100% x2
>hell no hell no hell no
Gtfo bro she ain't worth it

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Munchen fan?

>munich rb should have to change the name to Beavers

munchen beavers, lol

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more evidence that the panzers are the superior Florida hockey team

Oh I get it
Hehe

I don't know how to

People are currently protesting the new Islanders arena and threatening to sue if development continues.

You could just get drunk?

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Imagine being this big of a retard as a city. Your hockey team literally just got btfo because of their arena.

sauce?

Based and truthpilled

kek

twitter.com/BrodskyRobert

This guy writes for Newsday and is currently at some news conference relating to the entire project.

I just went back through her entire IG and it's not there. Because that's not her.
You fucking weirdo.

>I just went back through her entire IG
>Weirdo
Look in the mirror.

HAHAHA MUNCHING THE BEAVERS HAAAAAA

for me? it's Led Zeppelin

/hoc/ has been pretty garbagio this off-season, not gonna lie famalams

>I'm gonna pretend that it takes too long to scroll through the photos in a seldom-used instagram because that makes you look worse if I just pretend to be retarded, fuck attention spans, dab dab zoom zoom
Can't stand Ray.

youtube.com/watch?v=HQmmM_qwG4k

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>MY russian waifus aren't thots, I-I swear

give me your best hockey conspiracy theories

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I've been posting a lot less, that's probably why

@94640173
>still pretending to be retarded because if you keep getting (you)s, that means something to you
what an empty fucking life that must be

For me it's Loblaws

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is this a new meme? ill start posting it frequently

Mikko Rantanen is a clone

For me it's Kariya Tetsuhiko

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These guys smoke

hockey was invented by aliens and ice is alive and doesn't come from earth

Almost as empty as having the time to skim through an entire instagram account because someone on a chinese basket weaving forum posted a similar looking girl and claimed it was the same one you posted and you don't have the confidence in yourself to even making the simple decision that "no, these women are not one and the same" and feeling the need to point out that you went through the entire instagram account and didn't find the picture, therefore it is not the same woman and your "waifu" is in fact pure, and getting increasingly agitated when it's obvious that nobody gives a fuck one way or the other and then trying to save face by greentexting and refusing to directly reply to said individual who set off your autism in the first place because you think this somehow makes you "win" an argument that exists inside of your head and your head alone.

You are living a pretty solid life buddy.

for me it's the Munchen Beavers

For me it's Bob Loblaw's Law Blog

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>You are living a pretty solid life buddy.
not that guy but I know I am..

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FUCK YOU NIPPON

LET'S GO MAPLECUNTS

i smoke ass ass

Finland doesn't exist

based Bob

Munchen Beavers v Xheattle Dickgirls

Based qt Nana

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In the future, as Western society collapses around us, hockey fandom will be used as a common bond--sort of a proxy variable indicating shared values--to form a successor-state for white North Americans, emerging from the ashes of the post-apocalypse.

Despite this, ice hockey will seldom be played in this new nation, since suitable, undamaged ice rinks will no longer be available for recreational use, and constructing replacements will be seen as an extravagance that the still-rebuilding society will decide that they can't afford.

The future is roller hockey.

>Doubting the power of Duckburg

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based

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>white north americans
shhhhhhhhhhhh you are going to get us 8 channed

Is there a city in Canada for someone who Hates Ice Hockey and Hates NHL?

I've been posting a lot more, that's probably why

The fact that Anaheim didnt rename itself duckburg is disappointing especially since there are a shit ton of ducks there.

RICK NO!!!

not a conspiracy also it would just be played on natural ice on ponds and lakes and things, 2/10 post

>4
>4
>4
I think strong duck is trying to not answer
WILL THE DUCKS MAKE PLAYOFFS IN 2020

I munch beaver

fuck off fernando

sport idea: Heely hockey

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will the winnipeg jets win the stanley cup in 2020

>also it would just be played on natural ice on ponds and lakes and things
No it won't. Too vulnerable to raider attacks out there in the wilderness.

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those shits don't work unless you are like, a 60 pound child.

The future is enhanced ice.

we have the technology

great, that answers that question
guess I won't get any then

>dig a hole in town
>rain fills it with water
>winter freezes it

MUNCH BEAVER

t. morbidly obese

actually realistically you wouldnt even have to do this since any settlement would be built around a water source

wish I was München some beav rite now

>he doesn't know about Super Oil
Looks like >us sunbelt chads will have a leg up in the post-apocalypse.

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god no that's even worse

just buy a pair of SOAP shoes

I need to watch this masterpiece again

haven't you even seen Mad Max?
new business idea; call Dove and Unilever

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Name >your team then, queer.

seen a big ol matterdaddy the other day

YO WHAT IS UP MY HOC BROS

well come on then, don't leave us in suspense
what is your DEL team?

Will the ducks win the cup in 2020

>guy doesn't like to munch beav
i'm out
great job, Japan

hey, Finlan
how do you live in a place that doesn't exist, genuinely curious.

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Hey, bud.

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yeah and in mad max there is water, the settlement is built above an aquifer. if the water source your settlement is necessarily built around happens to be underwater you could just do the first thing which is dig a hole. it could be shallow purely for aesthetic/leisure purposes like a reflection pool in summer, hockey rink in winter or deep and used as a reservoir in summer, hockey rink in winter. any way you swing it a regular ice hockey rink is much more economic and far less frivolous than a paved, smooth, flat surface for roller hockey and roller hockey requires frivolous implements. where you can skate on a piece of sharpened metal, roller hockey requires more specialized equipment harder to acquire and produce like wheels and ball bearings

Finland is like a shadow dimension.
Just because it doesn't exist in >our universe doesn't mean that it doesn't still exist somewhere else in space and time, still able to communicate with us.

jets confirmed cup winners 2020

Ayeet Ass

famous cricketer

nobody cares about heelys anymore

Har veldig lyst på en siste slurk for sovetid, men er for trott til å reise meg igjen gutter.

i typically have tea in the evening, but every now and then i'll slip in a cheeky sip of irish coffee

Jag tyckar irish coffee mycke

Guys,

Syrup or Jelly?
genuinely curious

what do you mean? they are for different things

He'as asking do you prefer to drink a bottle of syrup for snack or eat a jar of jelly.

this is a "I eat ass" question

>syrup
or
>jelly

for pancakes? jelly all the way, and no baking soda in the batter ya silly goose

I eat breakfast, lads

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Guys,

Tossed Salad or Scrambled Eggs?
genuinely curious.

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>jelly
>on pancakes
what did other (wrong) cultures mean by this?

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i've got the next thread lined up and ready to go with a click lads

I know why can't they just put peanut butter on their pancakes like a normal person.

I don't know but either are quite stylish

Post it then laddie

video.hockeycanada.ca/en/c/wdev-red-vs-france.103578

another game but its v.s france so no japanese waifu's

youtube.com/watch?v=XqZsoesa55w

>womens developmental showcase
why are the stands empty?

whats a fong

Owen Nolan didn't retire for this shit

Public Safety

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I don't have one because Anschutz is a whoreson faggot who should be quartered and thrown into the sea

then why are you in /hoc/??
>your culture fascinates me, genuinely curious

I'll be more active next thread, I promise

I'm kicking myself right now because at one point today I had decided I was going to make pancakes for dinner but then my dumb wife surprised me with hamburgers when I got home from work.

not me gotta get to bed soon

same

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because i like the bruins and i went to my local hockey team until faggot nigger anschutz disbanded it

got ya..

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>storm surge

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Also have a thread ready to go, whose it gonna be lads?

hockey

Cowards.

Your mum

carolina is reddit

These nuts

Absolute cowards. waaaaaaaah can't post now or else nobody will see it, have to wait for the new thread, im so special my posts are so great, i need responses or else ill just die

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