/cric/

England may struggle to win the game from this current set of circumstances.

Gg ez

What do England and RMIT students have in common?
They’re both tumbling down

>the shanty town of edgbaston

AUSGODS

>australia will always be the greatest cricket nation of all time
>you will ALWAYS be asutralian
feels so fucking good lads

>Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning Same old ozzies always winning

They needed more umpire help. It's not fair

Woakes is the top scorer kek

Kneecappings.

root exposed as a fraud

No :)

>reminded that it was 11 vs 10
>reminder that Smith shouldn’t even be playing and is up to his old tricks
>reminder that the umps saved you with a old meme ball

that was feeble batting, grim all round

PFFFFFFTTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO NONO NONONO HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA

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BASED

FUCK ENGLAND

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Gulag

>MUH FORTRESS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Cricket question chaps:
A few times Joel Wilson has given an England player out (oft Joe Root) but it gets ruled out if the batter has hit the ball with the inside edge of his bat.

Why does the ball hitting the bat erase the wicket? If it was still going to hit the stumps - isn't it still an OUT?

Because I recall during the WC (can't recall who it was) but some poor bastard accidentally knocked the stumps with his foot and THAT put him out.

Thanks chaps.

>have wait over a week before the Test

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Hopefully they scrap that stupid umpire impartiality rule and bring in the best ANGLO umpires for the rest of the series.

execute roy
execute poot
execute denly
execute pootler
execute poostow
execute pooeen

>you witnessed the redemption arc
good episode lads

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SAME OLD AUSSIES
ALWAYS WINNING

Well deserved win that for Australia - our supposedly strong middle order was embarrassing. Think it’s time for Ali to be dropped too.

Someone give root some sandpaper and let him do a smith. Honestly think he'd bat better without the captaincy pressure.

Alright lads who is man of the match?

SEETHING

>send your genetic trash to a desert island jail
>they become a first world country within 200 years despite chronic alcoholism causing their accent
>beat you at your own faggot paddle game just for fun

AUSGODS

reminder it's 10vs1 when australia bats

When cricket was first started there wasn't a limit on how long the game could go for. It'd go until it ended.
Memory has it games were only really called a draw because the touring side's boat was going to leave without them.

What do England and popular television in 2004 have in common?
They’re both lost

Remember waiting for this day (redemption arc) yonks ago lads.

SAME OLD AUSSIES
ALWAYS WINNING

Smoth or Lyon

lords up next
oh dear

Obv Smith but if they can't give it to him for *reasons* then Lyons.

Dar will umpire the next test. Wilson the test after that.

How can you be sure it was going to hit the stumps after it gets deflected by the bat?

Gotta be smoth, I mean those two centuries in the match

Missing a bowler

low quality bait
have a you out of pity

dharmasena babbies exposed

DRS

Smith easily
2nd would be Lyon but it would be criminal to not give it to Smith

It's Ozzys you think lebanese cunt.

HOWLING

Smith.

Will be great seeing the seethe from the poms when he gets man of the series too.

>genetic trash
>literally every crafty canny little convict we could get our hands on

We accidentally created one of those sci-fi prison planets where they all get drafted into the space marines cos they’re all fucking mental killing machines

smith, no doubt about it. the century in the first innigs got us back in the game when we were facing an unbelievably grim prospect. then followed it up with another century to put us in a position where we could comfortably win the game.
one of the best performances you'll ever see on a cricket pitch

GOAT way to play a game tbqph

How bad will punished smith keep dominating the bongs?

rule australia. australia rules the waves. englands forevereverever shall be slaves

Thick.

England play like 7 allrounders.
There was plenty of bowling.

You are going to have to come to grips with results like this for when Jimmy retires, or you're in for a lot of pain.

What did he mean by this?

A lot of the time the contact is extremely negligible. It's like barely grazing it - thus not interceding with the trajectory in any way. Yet it still erases the wicket. Quite strange.
very unhelpful. by allah behave yourself

Reminds me of the video of that aussie guy walking through Coles somewhere in Melbourne

missing 10 batsmen

>steve smith will never bum you
KILL me lads fuck

Anderson averaged more with the bat this match than Warner. How do you figure he doesn't count?

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Love me a redemption arc lads, Steve smith and Aussies all the way

Yeah but how can you be sure you dense cunt.

And Australia were missing Shane Warne and Glenn McGrath.
Get over it. Jimmy's on the way out.

It's Lebbo ya sudo cunt.

>You now remember Moeen Ali's wicket in the first innings

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What does an England victory have in common with a bug-free Bethesda game, a sober Irishman, an American driving stick, working communism, a good left wing meme, a successful cryptocurrency, fun on Yea Forums, a nine-electron outer shell, a good Hollywood anime adaptation, a big /hoc/ dick, and a sober Ben Cousins have in common?

They don’t exist

Imagine paying for a Day 5 ticket for an England test match.

>Bairstow average: 7
>Buttler: 3
>Moeen: 2

Wanna face fuck shane warnes skin cancer face.
>It'll never be me

Lol he looks so composed in that shot too.

The ECB should be sacked for this.

For me, it's leaving because you hope the ball will spin far enough to miss your off stump.

so true

This is the post

>pick a 37 year old
>he breaks down

well stone the crows

A l l r o u n d e r s
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D

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what am i supposed to do now for the rest of the night?

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

Now that there's no cricket for over a week, let's go back to /afl/ in the meantime

For your information, some compounds of sulfur, PCl5 and BF6 do have more than 8 valence electrons.

t. Premedical student giving mcat in 3 weeks

Freshie-free comfy/cric/

for me, its the memeswell special

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this is the cricket we have to put up with before the 2nd test begins

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Heard he got depressed after that kek

homorun belongs on Yea Forums

lad...

>34.3 Ball lawfully struck more than once

>The striker may, solely in order to guard his/her wicket and before the ball has been touched by a fielder, lawfully strike the ball a second or subsequent time with the bat, or with any part of his/her person other than a hand not holding the bat.

>The striker may guard his/her wicket even if the delivery is a No ball. However, the striker may not prevent the ball from being caught by striking the ball more than once in defence of his/her wicket. See Law 37.3 (Obstructing a ball from being caught)

Putting myself through this thread because I got to enjoy the World Cup win and it’s only fair

uncle ozzy tells me this is a pooftah sport
real men play rugby sevens

based and culturepilled

ashit agar is good at it too

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GOATswell would undoubtedly score more than Wankcroft

>brown people cricket
No thanks

yeah the one with the boat leaving was the 99th and last untimed test was between >us and the saffers. 12 days later and we'd racked up 600 odd in the 4th innings only around 40-50 from victory, but had to call it off because the boat was due to leave on the 13th day.

Reckon >we wer robbed tbqh, could have just finished it early in the first session and ask the captain to hold tight in the harbour for a bit longer

At least Australia actually won this match

I didn't even know the Netherlands had a cricket team.

Root looks like an AIDS patient

thanks lad
helpful unlike these aussie bastards

*tuts into the mic*

Still seething I see

>I got to enjoy the World Cup *tie*

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best ODI batsmen of all time played for netherlands lad

>Cricket's a pooftah sport laddy
>gotta watch these beefy bears run around in tiny shorts wrestling each other instead

Words can't describe my enjoyment with this win.

Get prepared for the boos.

holland is white my man
They have literally played in a World Cup mr cazzie

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same, im ecstatic, but i just wish i didnt bomb with that girl. this helps

Have sex

STEVE SMITH GOAT

Oh wait, all these softcocks went home.

I don’t seem to remember us sharing the cup? Could you show me the picture of Williamson and Morgan lifting it together?

>last qualified in 2011
Fuck me I was like 9 at the time.

That's haram

Good luck pakibro

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>The last time Australia won at Edgbaston 9/11 hadn't even happened yet

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lads my Aussie girlfriend said she’s going to go ‘proper Steve Smith’ on me, should I be worried

Onya Steve. Get fucked Warner.

so?

Let's look at the scorecard shall we.....

bait

execute all zoomers

mods

She's going to rub sandpaper on your balls but don't worry she'll more than make up for it a few years.

>9+8=17

MODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

JANNNNNNNNNY
GET HIM JANNY PLEASE

based zoomer

are you tinderbro? what happened in the end?

kek

Bit too close of a coincidence isn't it?

I hope you enjoy ball torture

Being over run by chinks and cannibals plus bone noses. What a future Mongstralia has, jippo hoard also lol. Get fucked.

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Steve Smith seems like a top chap

no im the guy who met that girl who was new in sydney and tried to root her. she still is messaging me but doesnt seem interested in sex so i cba

S E E T H I N G

>ywn be as tall dark and handsome as Pat Cummins

She's going to leave you for a year and then come back and peg you for 2 innings

...

feels bad ;_; i'm actually pretty good looking but only 5'9 so pretty dire overall

he is so fuckin handsome

Not sure what to do for the next week or so, lads.

Look, we don't actually know how the sport works. We just like it when our boys hit ball hard with bat make ball go over rope.

Thanks bro
The future is asian
How is he dark?

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Yeah i remember you from yesterday. Yeah definitely dont give her excessive attention if she's not looking to meet up or take the next step

ask her if she wants to have sex mate

simples

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Dark in the 'tall, dark and handsome' meme just means black hair. 'Dark' used to mean being a brunette and not having freckles - think southern Italian rather than black.

>"You call that dark?"
>*shits on the street*
>"now that's what I call tall, dark and handsome"

Based Pooki.

Fucking meerkat you're going to get me MeToo'd

Tall dark and handsome is an expression in English. I think the dark part typically refers to caucasian men with darker hair

>todd talking lisa mel again

kek

might try a few things before this lol

This cockhead should fix his mic.

Twitch.tv it so i can manage an old man cum dribble maayyyte

ah i thought were gonna just give her the flick

calling*

what the FUCK am i supposed to do now that the cricket is over?

Lads, would it be good bants for Steve Smith to sit at the front of the dressing room sanding down his bat while Australia is batting?

meet me down at the nets in 15 minutes

no im going to take the advice of a few anons and not respond for a little while. then try chat her up again with a slightly different approach.

LOL LYON WITH THE BANTZ

I myself am putting a chunky beef pie in the oven

Might be too soon.

i went to the nets with my brother yesterday for the first time since last summer and my lats are on fire from bowling haha
can meet anywhere within 20 minutes of east perth

good luck mate

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>Sandy Smith

What’s that little bald cunt saying

He fucking winds me up way more than the sandpaper lads

Thanks lads. We all know white women really prefer more than just the hair being dark though ;)

im from Melbourne mate, Might have to take a raincheck

He was saying that it's nice to beat the only other relevant team in the world
Bit harsh on everyone else I thought but that's his words, not mine

What........ they like a man who can do a solid dark poo too???

>no grigget and it's almost 1am
Sad

Oh good lad that Nathan Lyon, won’t hear a bad word said against him

how do we stop steve smith lads

...

Said his fingers were all clawed up from bowling fuck all overs. So couldn't explain which ball he preferred, basically riffing on our misery you have to laugh.

There's always one post per thread that makes me audibly chuckle

Beg him to play for his mother's country

stop the childish songs in the crowd

its only feeding him

Tell archer to try and take his stupid fucking head off

Throw enough balls at his head that he regresses to childhood

>Based Black MAN

Plant some sandpaper on him.

>A successful cryptocurrency doesn't exi-

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best thing about being an Englishman that moved to Australia as a 11 year old is that no matter who wins, I win :)

BASED FUCKING ADAM

Burns for that classy knock where he snicked one an over yet still somehow batted all day #respect

You’re one of us, do the English thing and revel in misery of defeat

Doesn't it also mean that you lose simultaneously as well

Misery is an sasanachs birth right.

Anyone see this photo of Josh Hazlewood hanging out with some of hip hop's finest? I'm not a massive fan of hip hop but this was a cool crossover

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BASED fucking underaged b&

in both situations, cricket is the winner

one loser two winners so it balances out as a net win

You know Irish people are Sasanachs too right?

Hughes the cunt

Try and stop his autisim or have a time machine and go back and get him to play for the poms

ausGODS have already asserted dominance again

dont know why we turn up

Call an ambulance right now.

Australia has won the race to weaponise autism with Smith

>Next match at Lord's
2-0 looms

Nonsense, Michael Bevan didn't play for the Netherlands

Backstop your way to a explosive future.

guess he didnt have his morning rashers

I agree, watching him after the head hit confirmed that he is an autismo

reckon England missed a trick by not opening at Cardiff

English girlfriend.

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Should have scored more boundaries and drawn the game tttt

There’s men in Ulster who will die before they take down the flag

he's the most autistic person I've ever seen

did you know that he tapes his laces to his leg because he doesn't like looking down and seeing shoelaces

>Denying sharia law and the custom of Jus primae noctis from your imam.

luckily the ausgods on tour are there to comfort the poor, sad english roses

Damn, she fine af lads

>the anglo is experiencing an absence of his morning rashers induced seizure

Can't wait.

Christ mate I’m just saying we’re all Saxons, you don’t have to go on an autism spree

Yes I did, and the fact he has 20 pairs of gloves with him in a confirmation that autism is the way forward I'm sport

how are the Irish saxons

Irish are celtic, even i know that

Steyn just retired lads

a few hours after South Africa announced a cricket restructure and a change in coach

hmm

starting to wonder if you even know who the saxons were

Cries autism whilst sperging out about brexit. You really are a fucking thick lot who lucked yourself into an empire of sorts that reversed inwards. Lol Pakis run that place now.

would sniff the spot her arse was on

Cos all the lowland Irish got their arses shagged in by the invading Saxons? Only the highland Scots are really Celtic still and it’s obvious our Irish friend in the chat here ain’t from the highlands

smart enough to wipe out the irish language and 50% of the population

few inconsistencies here

>cries about autism
>writes exceedingly autistic post about empires and pakis

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Genuinely embarrassed that I predicted a draw this morning lads. As if that useless bunch of brainlets were capable of playing defensively.

>Posting from muttland ironically.

Proper white over ere mate. Erin go bragh.

forgot that page existed

There's two Irishmen here, now I'm not from the highlands of Scotland so you're half right in a way.

When they made Root captain the rumour was they expected him to improve over time. My mum could've instructed the bowlers better. She's French. What is it with the ECB always making their best bat captain regardless of what a retard he is. I swear I thought he was almost useless before but he's getting worse.

Why are there Irish lads kicking up a fuss in a thread about an English sport? Can’t you fuck off and enjoy hurling or something

Like genuinely explain to me how you got into our sport I’m intrigued - is it particularly big in Ireland? Is it stigmatised as a ‘British’ sport or anything?

>9 days till next match
What do I even do with myself?

that's most teams unfortunately

cricket isn't like other sports where you can put any twat in the chair you need someone with a brain

>Erin go bragh.
even when speaking 'irish' you're using the anglicised version if it lol

and you're literally in a cricket thread despite it not being a top 10 sport in england. even the scottish or welsh never took to cricket and we share an island.

amazing you still deny the english are your masters

Taking the new ball himself was pretty hilarious.

Gentleman of /cric/, are we to allow this anti-Irish deflection and Anglo trickery to carry on during this glorious moment of Australian celebration thread?

my dad (northern Irish) was the only catholic lad he knew that played it. he only played it because his best mate who lived next door was into it

not a top 10 sport in ireland rather.

My local club began play in 1861

Joyce is better than any english novelist, fite me

Christ he’s on to us lads, I reckon he would’ve been clever enough to survive the famine by eating his mum

We played you in a test you fucking moron. Cricket is trying to expand and it's made it's way to us potato munchers. Aren't u glad your sport isn't dying on it's arse fucking imbecile honestly u lot craic me up.

so true

big Beckett fan too

Love the English lads
Love the Indian lads
Love the Paki Lad
Love the Kiwi lads
Love the Saffa lads
Love the Irish lad

Yeah you got bowled out for 38 lol

Spank me daddy.

>cricket isn't in Wales
Your team is literally England and Wales. Tests are played at home in Wales.
Cricket is probably the #3 sport of the Welsh.
This is not soccer.

Ulysses is dogshit.

yes, and yeats is better than keats

so true

Small beginngs.

We now hold an all time record, and we absolutely softened you up for the Australians.

Why are you so mad

name one better english novel

Mate the welsh love their cricket come on

Hilarious that we have to school them on their own shit.

Saying it's dogshit implies majority of novels are better than it.

Ulysses is one of the greatest books ever written. compare it to the shit that was coming out in England at the same time, immediately looked 200 years older thanks to Joyce and his sweet whorish nora

OZZYOZZYOZZYOIOIOI

Get some taste, mate.

might be something to do with the jokes about the English destroying Irish culture and identity and letting half the island starve to death

and they still don't give a shit despite that. games in cardiff are either half empty or attended by english people travelling

Ulysses is bollocks mate I throw rocks at cunts trotting about on blooms day.

what do you like?

you literally have a gay paki pm

i've been to dublin, full of wogs and shitskins these days

Hemingway is GOAT.

good day lads

stuck to my caloric deficit, did chest and back at the gym and 15 minutes on the treadmill.

two months of this and I'll be looking elite and muscular in time for summer

Say his laces are loose.

Can’t believe the Irish lads have successfully deflected from our shit batting today

Raising a pint of Guinness to you boys tonight

Yet you cry when new people are introduced to the game of gentlemen. Scum.

t. Damo from Summer Hill

I can see why you dont like Joyce LMAO

Hemingway isn't bad though, old man and the sea is great

they're still seething after Murtagh's five for

He's not Paki. I might like him if he were.

based cheatdaybro

Work lads come back from the pub absolutely simmering

Trying myself to decide when the best time is to cut. Probably could do with shedding about 10kg.

Slainte

t. english education

the irishman belongs below the englishman's boot

simple as

potato famine

youtube.com/channel/UCERm5yFZ1SptUEU4wZ2vJvw
quite like this channel lads, doesnt have the same energy and excitement as athlean-x but he's got some insightful videos and is natty so thats a plus as well

>Vikings slaughtering monks in Northumberland. Yeah gonna watch this.

If you go at 0.5 kg lost per week then thats 20 weeks to lose 10kg, you might wanna start now.

Mum died in that. Swear on me mum.

Implying you've read it.

It's insane. You'd have to be ridiculously well read to even understand it let alone enjoy it.

Time for Australians to go to bed now go on, leave, sick of the sight of you

>same old aussies, always cheating

when did we ever cheat besides the sandpaper?

How do you faggots manage to ruin every thread with meaningless retardation about either Jews, races or history.

Yeah, that's my thoughts. Was thinking I'd look good for peak Jan summer.

It's nonsesical bollocks, again throw rocks at blooms day bellends.

Cricket isn't on cunt, start your own topic of discussion.

How did your slag mum shit a square peg out a wrong hole.

It's possible to discuss cricket that has already occurred my dear fellow. Has the mdma ruined your memory that much?

Warner not walking

>Never spent a night floating around the hacienda absolutely lovin it.

I Pity ur lot.

Inclined to agree. Thought that's what pol was for

Oh fuck off u erudite cunt.

not going to pretend it was an easy read but yeah I've read it.

Can we ban the Irish from /cric/?

Shut up paddy. Ya mums a hoor

Irish and ozzys are bros fucking hate that lizzy cunt die already.

smith is an absolute freak

yesterday there was this one ball from Denly pitched well wide of leg. Smith was shaping to whack it to the boundary, only to see it spin sharply back into him and without moving his legs he immediately changes shot, reaching away from him and middles it. how the fuck do you do that

His ma died in the famine, have some respect for the dead you uncultured fuckwit.

Hope ur mum doesn't like pubs.

he's a good lad

Said it before, he literally has the greatest hand-eye coordination of all time.
There is not another player alive who can completely change shot in such a small fraction of a second and still middle it.

steyn's stats at retirement lads

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We be test status now.

Can't wait to see archer have a go at him unsettle him a bit.

Begs the question... why? I made a valiant attempt once but it annoyed me and I found it insufferably smug in its intellectual elitism. I suppose it's good there's people out there bright enough to enjoy such a book but by gad I'm not one of them.

I remember that ball, how the fuck are we meant to get this level of weaponised autism out for fucks sake

:D

yeah easily

I remember in 2016 people were talking about how his coordination would fail eventually and his meme shots would get found out but here we are years later and he's still looking just as good

I really like Archer, surprised they didn't already pick him.

I'm not the smartest, I just enjoy the challenge or working through it and appreciate how it was put together. it was the same with Gravity's Rainbow, I liked sitting down and taking notes as I went along to try to make sense of that insanity

Lord's doesn't belong to Australia any more. England won easily in 2009 and 2013 and they've won 4 out of the last 5 Tests there against all opposition.

Well what's one papist more or less...

Try Dubliners it's considerably easier and then you can try Ulysses again maybe get used to his prose.

youtube.com/watch?v=VqDrHOsWIxg

How the fuck can the boys win against a man this autistic

Nah its trite shite read his cunny letters instead was a filthy fucker.

Fair play. I've enjoyed everything from Kafka to milton but that was a step too far.

was talking about this one to the old man the just today. I think he did the same shot again in 2017

/ourguy/

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I'll give it a go. Once I finished with the beano

The thing is, at the end of his career regardless of how much of an all-time great he becomes, he won't make a very good batting coach.
You can't coach a technique like that. It's literally just all hand-eye and talent.

youtube.com/watch?v=N24FNvS1f-Y

Shots like this are just taking the piss out of anyone who has ever read a cricket batting textbook.

Do you think joe root will pass a Captains Log tonight.

>England surrendered on the final day of the first Ashes Test, giving Australia a crushing 251-run win and a 1-0 lead in the series.

Hello old friend

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LOL scousers booed your own anthem your countries falling apart. BUT PRESS ON WITH BREXIT GOOD FELLOW.

Bloke was a terrifying bowler. End of an era for the Saffas.

you now remember 2004-2006 Steve Harmison

with steyn gone, who were the top fast bowlers of the 00s lads?

for me

>McGrath
>Steyn
>Vaas
>Pollock
>Bond
>Gillespie

in that order

Goodnight my dear bros.

So if he's a genius who doesn't need to be taught technique, why was he such an unremarkable batsman until about 2013? You'd think he'd have been a teenage prodigy.

didn't bother with batting
he was a tennis player that took up leg spin wanting to be the new shane warne

RIPPA

he's a late bloomer

Tried to force him as an awful leggie.

>Nathan Hauritz
>Beau Casson
>Jason Krezja
>Bryce McGain
>Xavier Doherty
>Michael Beer
>Ashton Agar
>Steve O'Keefe
>Jon Holland
>Steve Smith

glad Lyon came through eventually lmao

Watched a clip the other day of this trap getting absolutely rammed by a bbc. Now the trap, he does looked very femanised but I mean he looked like he couldn't handle anymore but at the same time was enjoying it. At one point he (she) but her hand up in a bit of a oh shit stop I can't handle it no more but the bbc was having none of it and went harder. How much BBC can a sissy white ass handle? It's an interesting question

he was a bowler/meme allrounder who was still trying to be coached out of his natural batting technique

He was elite as fuck in the shield before he was selected, but the selectors played him as a leg-spinning all-rounder because blonde + legspin = next Shane Warne. I guess he had to iron out a couple of flaws in his game before hopping on the GOAT train

there's only so much that I can take
if my girl thinks she can cheat on me
i'll put heroin in her birthday cake

Why don't English batsmen just play Lyon like Poojara did?

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pooey j plays on dustbowl minefields regularly, >we don't

has not aged a day

>Sissy faggot takes two or three BBC in the same sex session.
>Big black guy "fuck that I'm not taking a cock of any size"

Hahaha I know who I consider the most alpha!

>England lose one match
>ausfags think they’ve won the whole series
keikaku doori

Banger

youtube.com/watch?v=g7_bHcNJQC8

drinking Castlemaine XXXX

I for one welcome the Irish to Test cricket.
vidivodo.com/monkey-dust-ann-frank

Our anthem is absolute gash to be fair.

fuck off mboko you cuck

monkey dust left us too soon

Pretty sure I've seen that name in /brit/

Not seen that show for years

wank then bed

see you lads xx

it's not so easy to find all the eps in one place

>Berlin, England

kek

Crumbling economy so more pakis can come.
Good lad.

never heard of it but that was funny

>OHHHHH TOOMMMYYY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY TOMMY ROBINSON.

At least we wont starve en masse due to a potato famine, potatonigger. why didnt you just learrn to fish lmao.

watching jan burton kinos

Yeah, them not releasing two of the seasons on DVD doesn't help. I torrented them all ages ago and still rewatch them quite often, wish there was something like that now like you say.

The other two in that vein.
youtube.com/watch?v=2pjy6a2xWHk
youtube.com/watch?v=VovRTt0hAPk

Fished english fanny faggot. She loves it.

enjoy your STDs you malnourished potatonigger

Will do squire.

fishing was illegal, get caught doing that and wind up being sent to Australia

Based sebbo

She was delighted to be rescued from the shithole that is bransholme a microcosm of little england. What a dump.

He's a Usain Bolt type freak who can't really be imitated. According to 150 years accumulated wisdom about first class batting, he should be LBW after about ten deliveries. He just, never, ever misses that delivery

Proper paki this lad. You can just tell.

I'm white, unlike you subhuman potatoniggers. Imagine the existential hell of being Irish. Your whole history comprised entirely of getting arsefucked by the English. KEK.

youtube.com/watch?v=3eRxPDLYM9Q

they also had this one, they liked making making jokes about American/Irish perceptions..

>I'm white
stopped reading right there

Never conquered and twatted you fuckers out. Were your Vietnam and now can't get out of YUROP coz of us. HAHAHAHA GET CUNTED.

Bit going on here

We literally own 1/4 of your island. Our decimation of your island and culture still weighs heavily on your fragile psyches. You play our sports, speak our language, watch our TV and movies, listen to our music. We own you.

Join in.

hopefully this goes like the last English Ashes series when we got nutted on 1st game and the Aussies got super cocky and then ended up being 60 all outed and losing the series

Ha oh yeah - bit harder to follow without the Ivan Dobsky context.

Does anyone really think of the Irish and British as being anything but essentially the same these days? I mean more or less. Calm down.

>Never conquered
Not strictly true Seamus my old friend

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Now we own you. United Ireland in my life time cheers mate. Scotland whew lad Wales will come round eventually. Sons of David RIIISSSSE

It's your fault for btfoing them today they're seething hard and several of them forgot to take their morning rashers.

reckon this sort of weaponised autism can only be the work of a certain alchy B

Need to go to bed soon

You remember wrong. We won the first game then got SMITHED at Lords. We haven't lost the first test of a home ashes since 2005.

No you don't. Keep crying into your pint of Guinness you copelord.

Lads how do I kill myself? Brexit is going kill Britain forever, my countrymen are mongs, there are too many Muslims, and now Australia is humiliating England again at the cricket.

Leave then you thick cunt. Oh wait you can't.

Get madder you EU lapdog.

>LOL GUINESS HAHAHAHA THE EXTENT OF MY KNOWLEDGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS.

Honestly cannot wait for the great Balkanization of the United Kingdom

BASED US POSTER. YUGO 2.0

You can't even reply correctly. Are you literally suffering from a drug-induced psychosis? Stupid druggy cunt.

NZ cuckold. Gets off on watching other teams beat England becasue they couldn't top England themselves. Literally cuckold behavior

OK Trade deals around the world fella good luck with that.

>*waah please rub my belly for being such a good lapdog my EU masters, am i important yet*

For me, its cricket discussion

Oh my you really BELIEVE IN BRITAIN.

I used the mboko name a few times but I am not this EU cuckold irish poster.

the proud irish people who fought hard for their sovereignty, handing it over to the EU. hilarious

The attitude to brexit here is pathetic. They voted to leave the EU fair fucks to them. You can only take so many third world shutters into your country.

I don't know whey this Irish poster is getting so high and mighty when it's obvious everyone here is shitting themselves over UK leaving and covering it up by slagging them off "hehehe what idiots the Brits are b-but please don't leave us HAHA THE NORTH YOU CANT LEAVE US PLEAAAAASE.

sorry for caps but it annoys me. You watch this country turn into a complete dumping ground for the third world shiters if the UK sort thier immigration out. We're fucked

>In before west brit

The Poor 3 day week miners begging for membership to the eec and then influencing and guiding it to what it is today whilst getting a lovely rebate and making shitloads of cash out of it. Thick as pig shit.

tory party and labour party won't magically stop immigration from non-european third world countries though

>Paddy ruining the cricket with his paddy autism
Why can't they all be more like based west brit Morgan?

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Oh dear the old cap in hand fella.

What kind of utter gibberish is this? Are you literally on a pregabalin bender?

I Welcome Brexit with open arms pal. 'England's difficulty is Ireland's opportunity' Bring on the break up of the union.

Outed yourself nordy cunt. Arleen Foster can toungue my arse.

>intellectual elitism
Joyce isn't elitist. He writes about people shitting and fapping and stupid thoughts you have.

Incoherent, drug-addled cunt.

Ur bonfires are shit mate.

kek this thread turned into a shitshow

Just like the england batting line.

You'll still be an unemployed drug addict mate.

ah but shitshow is but just one of our shit batting line

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Doing alrite desu.

I was demanding for Roy to be opening tests on here about a year ago so I only have myself to blame. Sorry lads. I was wrong

I felt before the series started that England's batting was they're Achilles heel, we haven't got 1 wc batsman in the longer form of the game.

business idea: get smith out before he scores any runs

He faced more balls than any other English batsman in the second innings.

this is what happens when we live on our shit sharia island and only train batsmen to be good in ODIs. read somewhere that the longest Roy has ever batted in first class is for 3.5 hours. i think the biggest surprise from Burns was that we actually had somebody who could even still build an innings anymore

All white men should shuccumb to bbc

burns, broad, and curran?

>Just play your natural game lmao!
>Just b urself Jase!
These one-day shits shouldn't be allowed into the Test side until they show they can control their animalistic urges.

Trying to run up on a lyon ball to smash it into cows corner on the fifth day of a test match where the pitch is moving everywhere is just brainlet tier. All we had to do was bat out the day. Denly is a cunt as well for that review. Lyon was just taking the piss in the end, bowling with his speed dealers on. Can’t be arsed, it’s going to be 4 or 5-0

Lmao that Roy swing at lyon spin. Pathetic.

brainlet tier bordering on suspected match fixing tier, what the fuck was he doing? Does he know where he is? Honestly cannot fathom what he was thinking, guess lyon wound him up

how does moeen get away with being so consistently shit?

leading wicket taker in the world over the last year or so

The mainstream cricket media keep telling me this but I won’t listen

he's clearly cooked though and needs time out of the side

I’d be happier if he was put below woakes in the order, but this series I reckon leach would have more of an impact with both ball and bat

Too many changes in a short period of time, the only one I see happening is Archer for Anderson unless there are other spin options. Reckon it will be a green top

Eng have had issues with test side for some time now. Sudden collapses, unsettled opening pair, fragile middle order and captaincy.

World Cup fatigue isn't an issue. They threw away the initiative atleast 2 times. Good thing is that Ausies have plenty of issues of their own, so I reckon it will be a close series.

They should try to look for new spinners at least, Ireland was a perfect opportunity to give someone an opportunity from the county circuit.

For me lads, it’s watching Mickey take the mickey out of Zachy.
Still love you though Zach. Mwah.

>Gillespie

don't think I've posted all day

McGrath
Steyn
Anderson
Asif

He got himself in but has probably never batted to save the game and it showed with that ridiculous shot. Tough having to ignore all you instincts in that situation but hopefully he will learn.

anderson was pretty run of the mill in 00s

it's only in the 10s did he become top tier

India tried to attack him because they couldn't get Anderson off the square + slips dropped all his catches.

Statistics can be deceiving

roy faced 58 balls which is honestly more than I thought the English top order would face altogether before the game started

not really he came back after being dropped and then doing well in county, when he came back vs I think the 4th or something test against India his bowling was very consistent on its line and length, I remember he bowled well. And since then I think he's done well in 2 recent series but 2bh didn't watch those

based cumgod
based lyon

just woke up lads, how was the cri-

OH NONONONONO
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Most cerebral dismissal in cricket?

For me, it's bat-pad to silly point, going against the spin. That feint double sound, the ball barely carrying to the fielder, resigning the batsman to his fate, although he did little wrong. Makes my brain explode thinking about it.

Pick up a trip then mate, so I can stop assuming all seething britbongs are you.

England getting dismissed 251 short for me.

you wouldn't have either. how embarrassing.

Has there ever been an example of, say, a wicketkeeper declining to run out a batsman because he tripped over while running or something like that?

It’s the ashes. There will be now more than 4 Brits posting

not for long kek

I'm fine with whatever they want to do so long as status quo re the north is maintained.

Hoping for another defeat so all the tourists fuck off

True haha

grim grim GRIM what an absolutely pathetic little post this is just IMAGINE for one second how perturbed one must be about an event that was handled with sporting grace at least a fair few weeks ago now and yet here you are, here you are acting like a pathetic worm wallowing in your own filth slinging mud at anyone enjoying themselves honestly feel sorry for you PLEASE get help

So true

still salty lmao

get fucked poo peeland

really dropped the ball there though, England.
Had them completely on the ropes that first innings. shows what an ounce of guts and resilience can do though. based Aussie.

based kiwi basking once again in the glory of his superior cousin from across the dutch

don't be sore losers lads, it's just a game.

World champions mate

get fucked poo peeland

did the australian semen rations just arrive at NZ today or something?

>lose to Australia
>get upset at NZ
Every fucking time kek

>England vs Australia
>/cric/ just wants to discuss new Zealand all the time
Wow

better scurry off to bed pommies before the Aussies wake up and start bullying you

Imagine making the tournament-winning catch only to step down on the boundary rope.

I really reckon Pooult is going to need years of therapy to get over that.

For me, its calling it the Test Championship and not the Ashes

Kek. I’m unironically seething a little about that. Fucking cricinfo.

for me the only satisfying thing about the WC win is the kiwi seethe. test cricket will always mean more to me than limited overs

the "Ashes" has lost its lustre. very one-sided affair these days.

seem to remember a kiwi on here saying that the pitch was an absolute road

that's not very sporting.

t. chad thundercock

win*

Just a game lads. You have four more chances to have see Australia completely on the ropes then watch Englel blow it with pure ineptitude kek

poo peeland on perpetual poocide watch

nah mate, I'm feeling pretty good.

bet you're not though.
embarrassing stuff there from England.

cope

love it when you can spot the maggots who crawl in from /pol/

Why would you even care you pathetic cunt? The ashes has no significance to you whatsoever

Anyway gg Aussie. Don't want to put the boot in too hard while the poms are down. Who would do that.

Idiots on Yea Forums don't realise they're spouting /pol/ and Yea Forums banter constantly. It's really weird.

*be’s the first Aussie poster in hours*

*leaves hastily*

Beat you to it lad

*seethes*

lol

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>*be's BTFO in the ashes*
>b-but muh pyjama cricket
KEK

The unwitting /pol/ spouting is not as surprising as the Yea Forums version imo. Some of these Yea Forums memes are from actual pro-wrestling and people who have never watched that are regurgitating it.

ngl got a stiffy seeing their pitiful broken faces on the balcony when they realised they had in fact lost the world cup

*be's seething because of the WC*
*nobody else even cares about limited overs*

Just had my morning coffee and immediately ran to the toilet to do a huge English test Cricket team

a lot irish and kiwi anti-English seething in this thread

feels great causing butthurt wherever we go, next up we need to win the footie world cup on a technicality

could you even IMAGINE the state of bigfooty if England won the ashes 3-2 at the last moment of the last test on a dodgy call and they had no reviews remaining

the MOUNTAINS of seethe would be enough to sustain me for years

England can't win without dodgy calls going their way

Just a reminder to all the New Zealand lads. You guys lost :).

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NZ can't win

*drew

I luv yu chinkstralia. Give me rape babies.

kek you look like a right fool right now

Smell me paki arse dickhead.

>literally admitting you're a paki

explains why you mistook the NZ flag for australia

t. SEETHING PAISLEY COCK SUCKER

NEW

new

One job lads

kek but shan't
cringe but shall

Wouldn't that ruin the bat?