Ahem

Wtf i love Messi now???

>this icecream tastes funny

FOOTBALL IS JUST A COVER FOR...
*bang*

People often talk about Messi vs Ronaldo but Mark Noble is the real GOAT

>Perdon a todos, pero yo necessito de pizza de queso e una sprite gracias.
Fuck it i tried.

"HEY CONGRESS, DO SOMETHING ABOUT AUTISM"

>I killed my girlfriend's ex. I would do it again if I had the chance

>"I think 2001 Ballon D'or winner Michael Owen is the greatest player in history"

I-I...I...what was I going to say? S-s-orry

Shit...

Despite being only 12% of population

Well, to start, I would like to say that 52% of all crimes are committed by a specific group of people...

>I am honoured to have played in The Age of Rooney

el argentiniANO señores...

>mike check, ... check, check

fuck anime

>*makes long farting sounds with his mouth, laughs at his jokes, tries to cut the mic off, fails to do so, a muffled "chinga de tu madre" can still be heard, huge larsen during 10 secondes before finally managing to cut the mic off*

>We must secure the existence of our people...

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO SEE A MARCHING BAND

>a pesar de ser el sólo el 13% de la población...

fuck dembele
fuck niggers

>ser el sólo el

yep sounds like something Messi would say.

VIVA ESPAÑA
VIVA EL REY
VIVA EL ORDEN Y LA LEY

>ehhh... ehhh... dino a racimo

I'm sportacus

>Dembele is a stupid worthless NI-
mic gets cut off

>fuck Mobb Deep, fuck Biggie, fuck Bad Boy as a staff, record label and as a motherfucking crew
>and if you want to be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too

*Ehem* The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

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>Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub

Laughed irl

>I believe we all should follow the brazilian ways and start fucking our sisters. It is the ultimate act of cuckery to give them away to another male

kek

Based

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Almost bro

cringe

Fuck off

reported to the fbi for inciting another shooting

>WE

This but unironically.

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BASED

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*ahem*
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You forgot about the sickle cell, senpai.

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Same. It was very funny wasn't it?

John Maynard Keynes was a single digit IQ pederast and his advocates should be hanged.
Thank you.

Why is kendra so perfect bros?

TODOS EN LA CONMEBOL SON UNOS PUTOS CORRUPTOS DEL ORTO LA CONCHA QUE LOS RECONTRA MIL PARIO

>tsu

The fact of the matter is

it’s not fair she should exist without me getting to fuck her

blooting a ball 10 yards out and sprinting into a defender then diving is not a sport, sorry

N

I

C

i thought mbappe was nothing more than a pacebabby

based

YOU SEE LIONEL

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THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.... puto

*Starts beatboxing badly*
*People looking each other*

DESPITE

>*ahem* CRISTIANO THERE’S A MOTH ON YOUR SHOULDER
>
>haha I was kiddi- holy shit did you piss your pants? damn, how will your mentally ill romanian fanboy defend that?

I'm just a broken kid, you know?

Reminder that the Romanian you’re referring to buttfucked every single person who gave him shit for all of that time. Anyone who continues to attack him automatically loses based on how hard he pounded your asses. Carry on

>knowing the name of a literal whore that will be dead in 10 years
How low can you go?

>*you see, steel melts at a temperature of 2, 777 degrees faranheit, but jet fuel burns at only 1517 degrees F...*

Reminder that this post is the line. If you don't understand this post you must stop posting.

*ahem*
like I was saying before, a true and functional form of socialism has not been implemented in any of the existing countries in the world

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its our year

>Oh Di Maria! Oh Mascherano! ...

>"people say that communism was a failure, but the truth is...true communism has never been tested."

>the clintons have a history of eliminating political rivals in the past...

>la vida es una lenteja
>o la tomas o la dejas
>la vida es una LENTEJA
>O LA TOMAS O LA DEJAS
*everyone applauds*

do you have this girl in a 500+ tshirt?

in my country 500+ is a synonym of reproduction and sex (each baby gets 500 zl each month for being born until he's 18)

>Me pela un huevo este Valverde vite... ya traigan un entrenador de verdad la concha de su madre... y dejen de contratar grones que no se sirven pa mierda. Visca Catalunya y visca el Barca. Ciao.

>They say all men are created equal

IN THIS BUSINESS

>JET FUEL...

>una vela...

>oooooooooooooo mi amoooor pernoname si te dedico esta cancion

I-I...I...what was I going to say? S-s-orry

Failure..............

checked

Despite taking 70% of our chances Luis Suárez only scores 13% of our goals.

N

startin more family feuds than richard dawson

>SI TU VIEJO ES ZAPATEROOOO

>you talk about my wife, how you bagged her at 16
>messi 3:16 says i just killed your ass

>Of course, in one sense, the first essential for a man’s being a good citizen is his possession of the home virtues of which we think when we call a man by the emphatic adjective of manly. No man can be a good citizen who is not a good husband and a good father, who is not honest in his dealings with other men and women, faithful to his friends and fearless in the presence of his foes, who has not got a sound heart, a sound mind, and a sound body; exactly as no amount of attention to civil duties will save a nation if the domestic life is undermined, or there is lack of the rude military virtues which alone can assure a country’s position in the world. In a free republic the ideal citizen must be one willing and able to take arms for the defense of the flag, exactly as the ideal citizen must be the father of many healthy children. A race must be strong and vigorous; it must be a race of good fighters and good breeders, else its wisdom will come to naught and its virtue be ineffective; and no sweetness and delicacy, no love for and appreciation of beauty in art or literature, no capacity for building up material prosperity can possibly atone for the lack of the great virile virtues.

But this is aside from my subject, for what I wish to talk of is the attitude of the American citizen in civic life. It ought to be axiomatic in this country that every man must devote a reasonable share of his time to doing his duty in the Political life of the community. No man has a right to shirk his political duties under whatever plea of pleasure or business; and while such shirking may be pardoned in those of small cleans it is entirely unpardonable in those among whom it is most common–in the people whose circumstances give them freedom in the struggle for life.

>"You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Cristiano Ronaldo and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another footballer you got a fifty/fifty chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25 percent at best at beat me! And then you add Nerman to the mix? You-the chances of winning drasticy go down. See, the 3-Way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 and a third chance of winning. But I! I got a 66 and two thirds chance of winning, cuz nerman KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Cristiano Ronaldo, you take your thirty three and a third chance minus my twenty five percent chance (if we was to go one on one) and you got an eight and a third chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75 perchance-chance of winnin' (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 and two thirds…percents, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice!? Cristiano Ronaldo The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!"

lol

>Lee Trundle is the most technically gifted player to ever live

underrated

I don't like cricket

Oh no

O TWAIN~

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This year too, I hope to stroll in some of the prettiest european cities.

Emphasis on stroll.

Based and hayekpilled

based