/heem/ - Eff Colby Edition

you seem like a reasonable person with whom I want to have lots of long and serious discussions.

Frankie won the story
mini "less" peepeeway will never win a story again. no matter how many fights he wins

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Max is actually hung. At least 8.5 inches when hard. Trust me on this bro.

Good lord. Look at those tree trunk biceps. That v-taper. Those obliques. Just imagine this steaming hunk of a man tightly embracing you with that impeccable frame of his. Absolute stud.

I've never seen this before. What a dicklet.

wtf i hate max now

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There are two realities that are being experienced simultaneously in the MMA community and it centers around one controversial fighter: Jon Jones. In one of these realities, there is an effort by high ranking members of the company and their testing organization have worked to minimize or hide any transgressions by Jones. These individuals question the validity of the explanations for Jon’s adverse findings and also point to previous extracurricular transgressions by Jones as further cause for suspicion. Jon’s proponents contest that Jones may have ingested a supplement containing turinabol leading to recent discovery of long term metabolites. Interestingly enough, they also will quote Jon’s past misbehavior but in this case to defend a previous finding. They contest that Jon’s partying lifestyle led to the ingestion of a substance that would give these adverse findings. All this considered, we can see how the MMA community is seeing two movies on the same screen. I’m also happy Elias got cut, fuck him.

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>no fujian white crane specialists
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

>he lost money on frankie
Yu learn an yu live brada

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It's not small. It's not even tiny. It's MICRO-FUCKING-SCOPIC

Rumble would of Ko'd him stiff had they fought

>he took PEDs in some day in the past, but not today, like he wasn't taking PEDs RIGHT NOW, during the test, as he was pissing in the cup
lmaoing @ ur lyfe

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The 'picograms of turinabol' situation that Frank Mir faced in 2016 was really bizarre:
>March
test clean
>April
test clean
>May
"test shows you were on turinabol in back March"
...

I wanted to see elias meme his way to a title shot :(

Imagine spending your life with mama Ladd.Both of you alone in a house near the river,into the forest.Fishing together in the mornings or hunting,working out in the afternoons,her with the hula hoop,500 pounds weightlifting for you,then at the evenings watching French kino cinema like Goddard,Malle,Trufeaut then having passionate sex for 2 hours and sleep tight after till the next day together

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She's probably loose as fuck from having to squeeze Aspen's fat ass out

> .Both of you alone in a house near the river,into the forest

Where did our 6 children go?

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Schaub bless!

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>based his whole weak ass fighting style off a burrito-a-day diet
No wonder hes so fuckin weak

gooood morning /heem/

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Id body heem any here

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cant you see her tiny box?
supposed I'm mamas Ladd the love if her life decided to live with me and sent her kids to an Amis community somewhere else

Champ Shit Only

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cringe shit only

Unironically skipping

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colby covington is seriously a freaking d-bag guys. can you believe he said donald freaking trump? holy crap, what a freaking low IQ moron, what the heck.

Stop calling it a box or I'm gonna be real sour with you

What is it, a picture for ants?

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yes we get it, a fighter’s political views are more important than whether or not they are exciting to watch

we WWE now

he has literal ovaries, he’s /mygirl/

un freaking believable.

to be fair it seems too blurry to make a real judgement and lets be honest boys none of us have big hogs when we’re flaccid and naked in a cold room

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this needs to be sent to Holloway for further comment

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literally who
literally who
literally who
literally who

TBD sheems Carnelossi

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Damn and I thought my dick was small

tecia is the only name on there that I recognize

Ey it is what it is

gilbert burns is on the undercard mike perry and volkan/latifi on the main

cazzie

My dick has shriveled into the size of a cashew when doing cardio in the heat. Its 7" when erect. If I were him I would take a blue chew next time and "accidentally" reveal it again when hes half clubbed. Unless it really is micro in which case kill yourself my man.

Who is your favorite female fighter?

Meegan for sure my guy

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you

>covers micropenis with hand while behind the towel
Min, no use in hiding nothingness

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do you buy the ticket?

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She's a guy, my guy.

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>reebok sponsorship hits $28,000,000 payout mark
lol so less than neymar alone makes a year in endorsements
bigger than soccer 100%

has she ever said how she tried to commit suicide?

you wanna watch people kick a ball around? fine, go, go watch people kick a ball around. jeez, these dumbos.

Asphyxiation by penis

I’m not a big hockey fan. But I respect how talented you have to be to play hockey. Soccer? That’s a whole other ball. Can’t stand soccer. It’s the least-talented sport on Earth. There’s a reason three-year-olds can play soccer. When you’re playing a game when the net is that big and the score is 3-1 (and that’s a blowout) are you kidding me? You know how untalented you have to be to score three times when the net is that big? Now back to hockey. You have guys on skates with crooked sticks and you have to hit a puck into a net that’s the same size as the goalie. And at any time someone could take your head right off your shoulders and it’s perfectly legal. That’s a real sport that takes real talent, speed and all the things you need to be a real athlete. Now fighting is a part of hockey and has been since Day 1. It’s part of the game. It is what it is. I think we live in a world now where everything has been so pussy-fied. When I grew up we didn’t wear helmets when we rode our bikes. We didn’t have car seats. We didn’t have all this stuff. Now things are safer and we should be safer but let’s not go overboard. Fighting’s a part of hockey. Period.

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>best fight on the card was wmma

oh a peach for sure

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It's seems like an hairy pussy tho

>Max is secretly a woman

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>getting subbed by the kickboxer who lost to roxanne modafferi

When level athlete is Colby Covington?

literally knew they were going to write this down to how they would start the article
bloodyelbow.com/2019/8/5/20754091/on-offense-and-offensiveness-ufc-espn-5-editorial-colby-covington-matt-hughes-train-comments-trash

Max FTM Holloway

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Matt poos (his pants lol)

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God imagine him just tearing your asshole apart with his big aztec linguiça

Wake up yoel

>Wake up Pooel

Finally a good fucking post

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Where's the champ?

Thoughts on the theory of Hobbie Lawler being paid to lose?

Shhh, just let them play pretend

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What a heem filed minute.

tony is the champion of his own world

InshaAllah, brother.

Is this the so called "champ shit"?

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>fighting for an interim title
>again
lol

Mods, can I please get my flair?

he’s just flushed

Khabib is undefeated

*makes and ends the meme*

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END ALL AID TO ISRAEL. FREE PALESTINE

He's gonna maul genderbender, the punishment will be real

Name one good fighter Whittaker has beaten

How is he evading USADA? Multimillionaires like Anderson and Jones popped, Costa can't have access to Armstrong tier doping.

Name one good fighter

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Delte

What happens if DC beats Stipe and retires? Ngannou vs Jones in December?

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streamable.com/ok5sk

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Had to give him a career to destroy it

My dad

My dad heems your dad inside one round, punk

He's very soft spoken irl. What does he say at the end in response to the guy saying he should show his humble side more?

My dad is 5ft 6, 190lbs and he would blast double then GnP everyone here's Dads

He says "That's not what sells"

What the fuck where's his dick

Gas is a bum.

Reminder that Luke Thomas has the highest fight IQ ever recorded and could be HW champion if he wanted to.

we all know it's an act. we all know trash talk sells. i don't get why he had to bring politics into it.

mmamania.com/2012/1/7/2690076/jacob-volkmann-barack-obama-joke-ufc-141-mma-news

who tf is elizeu zaleski dos santos

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>being a caz
OOF

Your mother ate it

youtu.be/IcXXJKIm69I
He comes in around 4:00, looks like a bretty A-OK dude to me

Wrong because your mother ate it first

>boofay

Fuck Usman and fuck immigrants

Zaleski is a beast. He has mainly been fighting unranked bums though. They're giving him lots of easier fights. Hopefully soon he get a shot at the top ranks.

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Usman vs Colby, Tyrone vs Edwards, and Masvidal vs Diaz/Pettis winner makes sense I think

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JJ met that Polish boxing prospect

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Would Nina have won if it was a 5 round fight?

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>Poozdemir is on a 3 fight losing streak

No

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My dad wins the story and the rematch

No (You) ate it

Yoel should really destroy Costa but I want him to win so we can him vs Israel for the belt. With Till fighting the winner after a win over Brunson.

My dad is 6'3" 230lb alpha male, the only mistake he made was breeding with a beta womanlet resulting in a disappointing son (me).

This coming weekend card is another newbie-heavy card.
Looking only at the men's MMA, 6 of the 10 fights are such that either one of or both of the fighters has 0 or 1 previous fights in the UFC. Put another way, 60% of the fights involve newbies.

The UFC roster must be pretty big.

Yoel will win. It takes a Whittaker to beat Yoel, and Costa ain't no Whittaker.

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till at middleweight will get perma deleted just like luke going to LHW

Colby is actually really a nice guy I'm surprised he's friends with this douchebag. But you can tell Colby just wants this whole thing to blow over whereas Masvidal will never let that happen, he'll never let what Colby has said go. And then he genuinely will want to fight Colby, something Colby really doesn't want even though he'd dominate him.

Is Colby elite or is Lawler just a flushed can who had a couple exciting fights against a well-matched Rory 10,000 years ago

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You now vaguely recollect the toilet till's career

I think Lawler is pretty flushed.

>mfw I just realized hes part of the 3-loss club now

He better change something up quick or else he's on the path of Carlos Condit

Lawler is still dangerous, Colby just didn't give him any breathing room. He was defending the entire time.

tfw the only good fight on this card is the Mike Perry fight

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I remember the guy who invented the toilet till meme, but I don't remember toilet till.

Till is a horrible match up for Whittaker, he would take him out quicker than Wonderboy did. And Israel got caught non stop by little Kelvin, his style wouldn't work against a rangy southpaw like Till. And there's zero chance Costa closes the distance on Till.

Oh my god she is so hot Joanna please have my sons

Oh for sure

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Oez/Latifi is alright.
Barzola would have some hype behind him if he hadn't have been thrashed in his last fight against Aguilar.
Kunchenko is a jacked undefeated Russian prospect who can build his résumé.
It's mostly just unknown Latin American prospects though.

For sure Till will be a force to be reckoned with at MW my man.

Pic related.

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she's going all out to sucker in some dork who she'll be a complete bitch to, her ex-fiance wised up when she lost to rose

Wish I could cuddle her, to be honest.

He strikes slower than Ngannou did in Ngannou's equivalent video.

Not impressed by this striking

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I'd gladly be that dork

is he shook?

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14 losses and biggest wins against a USADA'd Johnny Hendricks, 8 loss streak Condit, and "Uhhh I'm not sure if I want to fight anymore" Rory MacDonald

You do the math

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An app told him to slow down.

Yeah, he doesn't have the same fluidity as Ngannou. He also makes retard faces and noises which makes me dislike him.

BUT MUH BLOOD ORC GUISE

Jones wont come up and DC is fat and happy at heavyweight

Imagine trying to weight cut back down 30+ lbs at 41

fighting ability comes from the mom

his striking vs uriah was great tho

>disrespecting my lowkey boy
Not cool B

Who are you comparing Masvidal to here? Whittaker? Don't make me laugh.

imagine only looking like this after taking 500 punches to the face

>MMA fighters trying to box

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Tills lead leg would get demolished and his chin first defense in the pocket would get him annihilated by Whittaker, I could see Whittaker even taking him down and mauling him. Till would have to be as patient as he was against Wonderboy and he would just get outworked by Whittaker in that case

VALENTINA VALENTINA

VALENTINA BY KO

CARMOUCHE CARMOUCHE

CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO

>Implying Masvidal's blitzes are anywhere near as sharp as Whittaker's

cringe but undeniably based

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Based

only gonna watch luque and oezdemir fights

>"Brazil is a DUMP"
>Wait Werdum what are you doing?
>It was only a joke Werdum I'm just playing a character
>Werdum stop I'll do whatever you want
>*Takes a fucking boomerang to the face*
>*Call the cops over a scratch on your face*
BEAST

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Whittaker whose knocked out nobody is going to ko the guy Woodley couldn't, and he can't slip a straight to save his life. His defence is hoping around and occasionally throwing a teep. Till will do great at Middleweight because it's a division where every single fighter has the same flaws that stopped him from becoming champ at 170. Let me guess you think Whittaker is going to beat Israel as well lmao.

Kamaru Fakenewsman

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He's slow and can't slip punches, he also doesn't catch kicks. Till sent Masvidal flying with a straight, he would do that to Whittaker everytime he tried to land a combo

>Gets randomly assaulted by some big fucking ogre-looking freak that he'll inevitably cross paths with again
>Yo why white people be callin da cops and shiet

Lewis finna heem Blagoy

headkicks fast as lightning

very very frightening

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K-mart Poopsfellow

I’m not sure what you mean by nobody. He’s knocked out multiple people and has consistently hurt opponents, he’s not a one shot guy the multiple power shots that accumulate. His defense is shifting in the pocket and utilizing his jab and keeping opponents from getting on the inside. He gets caught mostly by counters or getting lazy moving around on the outside with his hands low after disengaging, Till is far more predicated on forward pressure and drawing pull counters from there

>because it's a division where every single fighter has the same flaws that stopped him from becoming champ at 170
I suppose? Except they’re bigger, stronger, more durable, well rounded and athletic in every way

>Whittaker whose knocked out nobody
Tavares Brunson Jacare
>Woodley
Uh, he knocked out Josh Koscheck I guess
>can't slip a straight to save his life
Oh for sure just try to slip against Yoel
>Let me guess you think Whittaker is going to beat Israel as well lmao.
OH NO NO NO
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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>Randomly assaulted
lol what's the point of talking shit if no one can do anything about it. Colby isn't on the internet anymore.

I hope him and Colby don't fight because the fight will be a snooze fest and the trash talk will be shit tier.

Imagine being a pillow fisted lanklet with less KO power than Chris Weidman and a glass jaw and somehow memeing your way into a title fight with anime memes

How many minutes does he last until Bobby Knuckles decapitates him

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Right well you just named 2 tko's, one where the guy gassed and quit and one where the old man was able to eat 40 punches and then get back up. What a brutal knockout artist.
>OH NO NO
You're in for a rude awakening, I think you'll get over it pretty quickly though

>Unga bunga you don't like place I live, me smash you!
Brazilians are the most fragile cucks on Earth. Colby was 100% justified.

>whats the point of not being a mentally retarded ape
Made me think

>I suppose? Except they’re bigger, stronger, more durable, well rounded and athletic in every way
Not really, why are you completely ignoring the fact Whittaker was a nobody at 170 with much more flaws than Till, not to mention chinny. Something Till isn't even after a huge weight cut. Go back and look at Whittaker, and he was able to run through 170 on youth and speed alone. Now he's been in back to back wars, multiple surgeries and is just in general a good match up for Till.

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>Call an entire nation a dump because uncle chael wrote the line for you
>Act surprised when someone from the nation confronts you
>Somehow take a boomerang to the face instead of just catching it
>Get a small booboo as a result
>Call the cops over the small booboo
Colby Cucks are actually defending this. The absolute state.

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Remember when le gay weeb nigger man was seething because Whittaker has a better meme game than him?

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Why is Gilbert Burns on the undercard? He’s one of the few recognizable names that’s a legit talent on this shit card

Russian vs American in Uruguay.
Plus they like to put a good fight on the (early)prelims to headline it, apparently. Give people a reason to watch.

*gets deported by Covington*

>Colby cries for help so someone can fix his problems for him
Sounds like Colby

jesus christ shut up you fucking dork

Why are you ignoring that Whittaker has become an exponentially better and smarter fighter? Meanwhile Till has been knocked out arguably 3 times in his last two fights, spars like a complete mongo, and is a mess outside the cage

>you say mean word

>i hurt you!!

Face it, you and Werdum are dumb apes that got worked. He didn’t even call the cops, he pressed charges to work Werdum into the ultimate shoot. Lose weight, take a shower, get a clue

More like Shittaker haha

Nerd getting worked

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Only niggers fight for free cazzie

anyone thinking till will do anything against any good opponent is shitposting

>Call an entire nation a dump
It's true. Brazilians are animals. They have no problem booing, spitting, and singing their little death chant at fighters just trying to do their jobs. But as soon as the fighter stands up for themselves, then every Brazilian wants to come out of the woodwork. You can't defend this behavior. Werdum is not only a filthy monkey-breath subhuman, but a cheater as well. It's a shame he wasn't executed by those cops. Hopefully some little sandal-wearing favela ape takes a machete to his throat. Then we'll see how much he loves that jungle he calls a country.

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Back to pol you go cazzie

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Werdum was standing up for his nation and Colby couldn't defend himself because he's a manlet

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Lads, I just came from the barber and it was the damnedest thing. The barber comes from the back, and... here it comes... he's *quite* Asian. I couldn't believe it either. I was thinking to myself, I feel there is a great joke to be made of this situation.

People keep saying how Rory got broken in the Lawler fights, but they ignore Lawler probably got pretty broken himself.

why shitskins and pakis can only respond to trash talk with violence?

Colby Covington will smash Usman and go on to break GSPs record for title defenses

But you're one too

Imagine if he had some typically black person name, like Tyrone or gee I dunno.. DeShaun or something.

For me, it's UFC Uruguay.

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low IQ

tshirt torres hahaha

If Werdum cared about his country, he'd tell his "people" to stop acting like fucking chimps. But he's a sub-80 IQ degenerate so this won't happen.

Haha, that would be quite the spectacle. At least he could assist you with your maths haha!

>Flag
Pedro, I...

Low IQ reply, shitskin detected.

He sat down when it mattered most. Colby did the nation of filthy animals a favor and paved the way for them to get a real president

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>flag
sure thing paco

yo lip mista schaub

Please take Liz out of this image so I can bust a fat one

Hey Photogrissers,
My name is Brendan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, blockbusters who spend every second of their day posting stupid ass pictures of me. You are everything bad in the world. Seriously, y'homeless cats. Honestly, have any of you even got a padcaste? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurinnies, but you all take to a whole nother level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on instantsgrams.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was an NFL superstar, and an Ultimate Fighter finalist. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people" and "see who can get the most cheeto dust on their fingers"? I also get free sneakers and tshirts, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SUCH a beast). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

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>Still defending Colby for bucking like a beta
Colby Cucks detected

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Brazillians are filthy animals with no running water
It's true
It's damn true

how does he still sell tickets

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Burns vs Kunchenko is the sleeper fight of the night my man

youtube.com/watch?v=5ouEw9200e0

^ this

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shut up Luke

30 year old boomers

he got his face jabbed off in the first and got dropped in the 2nd

>Shadowboxing
lol

she should just do porn, she can't fight for shit

Khabib nurmagomedov? More like kuntpee shitpisscumassdov

im about to catch a cheeky fap

What kind of porn will you jerk it to brother?

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U jelly, Brazil?

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i think ud be surprised

prone bone

I invented this

what is this

idk looked like some kind of sandwich

>Takes a boomerang to the face

Burger cake

What

For me, its Raphel Pessoa... I want him to become a hot prospect and then get heemd....so I can finally break out Braphael Pissoa. Which was invented by me like 12 years ago

imagine drinking a cup of her piss haha

really dude? thats a really BASED thing to say

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Daniel Cormier vs. Stipe Miocic
Anthony Pettis vs. Nate Diaz
Yoel Romero vs. Paulo Costa
Gabriel Benítez vs. Sodiq Yusuff
Derek Brunson vs. Ian Heinisch
Drakkar Klose vs. Christos Giagos
Raphael Assunção vs. Cory Sandhagen
Manny Bermudez vs. Casey Kenney
Devonte Smith vs. TBD
Kyung Ho Kang vs. Brandon Davis
Hannah Cifers vs. Jodie Esquibel
Sabina Mazo vs. Shana Dobson

Rate this card. Assuming you have to pay for it.

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9/10, potential kino if Borrachinha ends the cuban freak meme

9/10

Each of the fights on the main card could be a headliner by themselves

>Packwalks behind you, heh nothing personal, fellow traveler

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Imagine the crowd. Wholesome fans of DC and Stipe. Ghetto boi fans of Pettis and Nate. Favela Cubans and Brazilians for Costa/Romero.

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Pretty good isn't it?

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Mike Perry fights are kino

the top three fights are all extremely based

a few lowkey spicy ones too

>english bloke rating canvidal

Schmo been hitting up that crack pipe lately?!

9/10 heem day potential

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Love it
Finnaly a card worth being awake

What an insufferable liberal fag.

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>so-yvo

>fighting for a fake belt
>trusting Dana's Lies
Cringe

Steve-O named the Jew and then pretended he was hacked. He's pretty Redpilled.

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>unheemable
>been flushed

>caz doesnt know cansvidal is bff with colby
Make them go away

Wasnt he knocked down by toilet till and wonderpedo of all people? Multiple times as well

Would have loved to see Woodley put Cannington to sleep

2 fights of the main card are going to be cancelled

Twood would gas in the first

I just need assurance both yoel and borrachinha are clean and ready to fight
This should be a banger

>T-tony do you want to fight for another fake belt that I'm going to take away again in a few months? P-please Tony, these weekly cards from the ESPN deal are killing me. I need fights, Tony. Tony, ple- *click*

Based Tony hangs up on this fucking tomato piece of shit.

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>he hasn't seen the fight he lost via """TKO"""
cazzie

3 piece and a soda

Corey Anderson vs Johnny Walker at UFC 224 in New York at MSG

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/27327248/ufc-finalizing-anderson-walker-fight

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>le interim belts man
Everyone already forgot he beat Kevin Lee (except me)

244*

anus anderson shafted himself

legit felt bad for Hooker in this fight

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Hopefully Walker delivers another meme ko or we get Anderson making the fight a snoozer

>Got retired by a 5'9" welterweight

You would’ve liked to see a vagina too

The Walker train rolls on

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Walker KOs this bum in the 2nd and then proceeds to injury himself again

Huh?

BASED TEXECUTIONER

Hopefully Corey derails this hypetrain with classic 15 minute cagestalling but most likely he's just gonna get brutally heem'd in 30 seconds

>Gastelum will wiN!

Two absolutely based lads.

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based, Vick is high test btw, look at his wife

Two absolutely flushed* lads

>Casuals

Would have been the same outcome as Woodley-Usman

I fucking hate the journo scum talking to masvidal about how he should fight colby next
tossers, colby earned his title shot

Based

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Usman is bigger and better

>I just need assurance both yoel and borrachinha are clean
impossible
>ready to fight
definite

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Really want to see Wonderboy and RDA fight lads

Marty is smaller and weaker

...why

Colby would’ve put Tyquil to bed then folded his mothers panties on it afterwards

Canby tapped to Warlley Alves lol Tybeast woulda slept him easy

Did you see the ending of the toilet till fight?

>he doesn't stop watching fights after a KD

The point is he said Jorge is unheemable

youtube.com/watch?v=pA-OPhQhY6o
COLBY

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Tyrrhea poopee wouldve been flushed down toilet till world

greatest walk out in UFC history?
just pips diego with the cross for me
youtube.com/watch?v=AwL853wlYv8

He's all natty bro

watch Cyril Gane he is quite skilled

My boy Walker finna make short work

MARTY GETTING BTFO'D
THE CNN OF THE UFC

>evading?
Eat right, keep training and you will get there too user. Don't be a hater.

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Who has the longest active win streak in the UFC???

Lewis is my eternalboy

Omar Morales vs. Harvey Park
Marilia Santos vs. Lucrezia Ria
Herbert Burns vs. Darrick Minner
André Muniz vs. Taylor Johnson
Dwight Joseph vs. Jay Perrin

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Truth.

I wish Woodley and Poosman would stop ducking Colby.

Also, Tony is champ. Habib is a faggot.

>Assuming you have to pay for it
0/10

lightweight champion tony ferguson

>tony ferguson
>champ
lmao kevin pee is fer sure a munsterly win

bloatmaxing

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He didn't get heemed though

It's fun to play pretend, isn't it?

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His next fight was against the guy who went on to beat one of the top ranked contenders in the weight class up and then he made Canboy quit. Kevin Pee still matches up well with Khabib too, even if Kevin Pee has turned into a can. Matchups matter.

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I like pretending Khabib is the goat

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"im not in a rush" t. chris weidman
yet he instantly goes to fight top5 in 205 instead of starting with bums
he will get flushed for sure

Is Ngannou the most overrated fighter in the ufc?

Reyes is the only guy he has a chance of beating in the top 5 to be fair. Reyes shouldn't even be top 5 he should have lost to Oezdemir.

masvidal is current most overrated

Colby “Chaos” Covington

true
he's a good lad but the man is a slightly better Diaz-tier gatekeeper

imagine losing to raphael assuncao

cant remember when this guy last won a fight

do you really think smif would win against him?
Imo he should've first taken top15 fight and get the feel how is it at 205 then get into proper fights, at least luke looked like he was drunk in there

Why is cowboy darker than cuckoy? Roids?

>Matchups matter.
Yep, that's why El Duckuy has no chance against Khabib.

>shut down by Canstillo
>shut down by 1st round Pee
>m-muh elite BJJ!
>m-uh elbows!
Lmao.

Reyes is an absolute bum. Weidman is not the best fighter out there but if he doesn't fight like a careless retard he will win

ok mehmet

Tonyfags are the most delusional losers on earth

Reyes has a lot of potential though, he's an athletic LHW with a great kicking game, which already puts him as better than most. But, like Rumble or other super athletic guys, he's not a fighter, he doesn't understand combat intuitively like less athletic but better guys like Gus or Smif.

Tyron on Jewani Show, I repeat, Tyron on Jewani Show now

No one roids in the UFC, it is the top and only relevant MMA organization regulated by a independent drug testing agency.

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Who wins the story here?

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>Gus
>understand combat intuitively

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Kek, touche.

tyrone seething

Name one elite grappler Tony has beaten on the ground

Lee got mount and still got absolutely WORKED in the first round

>Tyquil thinks he can get the winner of Colby/Usman
Uh.....

today i will remind them

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AYYYY

VALENTINA VALENTINA

VALENTINA BY KO

CARMOUCHE CARMOUCHE

CAN YOU DO THE FANDANGO

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I would totally enjoy being kicked in the balls by Valentina

For SURE my guy

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YOELITO

>302x149

Wake up

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BREAKING! 2ND T-WOOD SINGLE DROPING AT MIDNIGHT

NEW T-WOOD SINGLE DROPPING TONIGHT

GET HYPE

He looks ridiculous. Even Yoel doesn't look this natty

okay when's he fighting again

This year is all he said

tybg

Based but reddit spacing ruined it

what will it be about

yoel romero was born in 1977

Not really. He just has good inserts.

and will die 08/18/2019

Wish i looked as good as him but had my height
Life isnt fair

Hendricks wasn't USADA'd at time and Rory only doesn't want to fight any more because of the Lawler fight. 2013-2015/2016 Robbie was absolutely one of the best WWs in the world.

Khabib "Cringey Weirdo" Nurmegamedov
Tony "Cringey Weirdo" Ferguson
Colby "Cringey Weirdo" Covington
Jorge "Cringey Werido" Masvidal

Uh yeah
UH! Yeah i lost my fight
Duckin all night
Fuckin aint right
But i win the rematch x15

Niggas call me flushed
I tell em hush
*Toilet noises*
I just dropped a t-wood
I've never seen the hood
I lever into my house
The end

This is the logical response

and almost dead of dehydration. I feel like my shit's alright but get me cold/sick enough and it might look bad.

>Will the manlets ever learn?
Answer is always the same.
youtube.com/watch?v=RPhqsunGPII

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Smiff retired Gustaffsson. He beats most LHWs outside of Jon, Santos, and maybe Jan and Walker.

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5'10 DC heemed 6'4 Stipe though

Gonna go on a limb and predict this is 100 times better than his stupid shit.

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kek

When you think about it, Colby is actually the good guy coming from a poor environment and rising to the top while Marty has been handed everything in his life.

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woodley wins all rematches and heems queefington

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The most natty fighter in the ufc. Everyone else is on steroids including Nate Diaz.

What happened to pony za nibio? I feel like I haven't heard of him in a while

Based

Too bad he dodged Tyquil Woodley and sat out for over a year to fight a flushed Lawler

Colby has white privilege while Kamaru has had to struggle against a racist and oppressive system his entire life.

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Lmao good one.

wipe the onions and sperm off your top lip

heavy hands is ok

Remember when Derrick Lewis said his balls were hot and Rogan stuck his hand down Lewis' trunks to verify? Wtf was that all about?

>Poodley training with GSP
cuck

Best thing he can do right now. He's 37 and not getting any younger. If he wants to stay relevant he's going to need better training partners then Ben Askren.

>all literally whos

Fear is our most primal emotion.

Why does he fear the BOOMERang

who the fuck is this bum in ariel show?

Baste

>fighting for free
You will never be a successful businessman

I leave my door open I like to encourage intruders.

Reminder Usman’s father is in jail for being a con artist. Fuck Usman and his entitled immigrant mentality. Worst “champion” in UFC history, boring as fuck and fakes injuries.

youtube.com/watch?v=yfP7qK0khuQ

Gooby, more like GOATy

Ben Askren finna win the story in 5 minutes on Helwani Show.

Pretty sure my boy has way more money than ur boy will ever have
Also he has the real belt

A ginger albanian
How come every albanian diaspora is a rapper lol

based

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Is there a heem discord?

roy nelson

What are you talking about?

lol Werdum is a literal child in terms of mental faculties, he can't even figure out how to beat USADA

Werdum was framed

Colby definitely beats usman, better cardio, better striking, better wrestling. Snoozeman is getting BTFO, also why is tyrone woodley even talking about colby? colby would give him a worse beating than he gave to robbie.

Suck a dick you little twerp
Werdoom has beaten all the best HW's in mma prior to stipe
And he got set up cos dana white is a nigger jew

nobody gaf bro

triggered as easily as your hue oaf, go pick a fight with a smaller guy

There wasn't any debate over this, everybody already knows that.

There were a few posted not too long ago but theyre ded

I am you lil twerp
*clubs u with a boomerang*
Dont talk thw talk if u cant walk the walk
Take responsibility for ur words

based croat boomer

thoughts on askren maia?
it will be a 5 rounder so id give it to askren ud assuming maia gasses
if it was 3 rounder id give it to maia
maybe askren gets meme subbed but i doubt

When is herb getting sacked? he nearly let two fighters die and definitely gave them brain damage.

where can I catch werdum's next fight? Oh, yeah.

>he isn't in the secret /heem/cord
>he isn't in the whatsapp /heem/chat
>he isn't in the private facebook group

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Its not up to UFC. if it were he'd be long gone

I am in the whatsapp chat actually was just wondering if there was a discord as well. id never be retarded enough to attach my personal facebook to heem however

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>he nearly let two fighters die
haha you really don't know anything

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He seriously was never good. Always hyped up by everyone for literally nothing. His name, appearance, and length of career are notable which led to the positive attention he has received even though he always fucks up.

herb is the best in the biz

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Based

yes and you do mr doctor browsing heem? faggot. Brain not getting oxygen will result in brain damage, if you actually watched the fights, you would know both times they were out for ages and herb didn't seperate them. They look fine afterwards but definite some brain damage.

I’m loving this guy’s cte tour recently

>ages
2 seconds

What's a neymar?

I'm still mad about the darko fight. What the fuck was that shitshow.

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Herb "British" Dean is the best mma ref there is

Kevin pee

I will one-up (You)

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if he was elite he wouldve beaten rdgay

ISRAEL'D

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9.5/10 as long as no one from the top 3 fights pulls out. paid $340 for my seat i know it finna be worth it

What biz are you talking about? The Yamasaki business where he colludes with hospitals to bring them vegetables?

Ben won.

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Who was in the wrong?

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Can't wait for hack slack to eat fucking crow after his boy Whittaker gets heeled. Screencap this.

*heemed fuck

Asscan is such a fucking faggot, hope he gets the worst CTE heems can give

Fights that need to happen this year/early next year.
>Ngannou vs winner of dc/stipe 2
>khabib vs tony
>usman vs colby
>Romero vs whittaker 3 (assuming they both win their fights otherwise i'd pay to see yoel heem that lanklet israel.
>Shevchenko moving up/down to fight other champions

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McGregor v loser of khabib-poirier

Both are faggots but dillon dennis is right

Gane is the next Ngannou

Shut the fuck up Callan

Woodley's the only legit threat to Colby, since he's got that power punch.

McGregor vs Diaz 3 is the only interesting fight for that Irish can, Khabib and Poirier would rape him.

Oh fer sher b

#pharmaceutical #add

UFC just uploaded Conor vs Nate 1

youtube.com/watch?v=IDFmYiK-5QI

>not gonna lie
why do white people say this

Are you stupid? Usman almost finished woodley up against the cage

based

He's not white

Woodley was stalling, waiting for an opportunity to counter. If he found it, that shot would have made a big difference. Besides, I don't judge Woodley by that performance, something was fucking wrong with him that day. He was paler and ill looking before the fight even started, then he just got flattened.

>Those kicks
Has Conor thrown a spinning meme kick since this fight

on is he a "POC"? write about it on your tumblr, faggot.

He got exposed, if Rory can hold him down why the fuck can't Usman? Everyone (except that one sperg) expected woodley to win.

Is there any chance Nate will come back as a top level contender? It would be fun as fuck, but I just don't see it.

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

He'll remain a gatekeeper.

He's not gonna take gatekeeper fights, though, so I guess he'll just retire.

>write about it on your tumblr
You steal lines like a cokehead

what

What section are you sitting in? I'm in 202.

He's a broke drug addict with a

>Daniel Cormier vs. Stipe Miocic
Pointless rematch
>Anthony Pettis vs. Nate Diaz
Washed
>Yoel Romero vs. Paulo Costa
Boring steroid guys

5/10

>30 posts early

wtf i thought he was gay

This is how it begins, prepare for the porn.

>30 posts too early

fuck off

Kinda crazy Dustin and McGregor two white boys are both better boxers than the Mexican.

BASED

>shoot
I don't know what this means.

Mark

I get it - WWE stuff. I don't really like WWE. I find martial arts interesting, but not... whatever WWE is.

I tried to get 202 tix but waited too long. I'll be in 304

>not enjoying wwe over mmgay
streamable.com/grb1q

Ive spotted the pleb

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>Ive spotted the pleb

Not unless you're looking in a mirror. Pro wrasslin is one of the lowest forms of entertainment.

Any fighters do kung fu?

Same reason nigs say shit like "on my set"

I loved WWE for about a month when I was 7yo, until my Dad told me it was fake and I instantly lost all interest. I really enjoyed it for that month, though. I'm glad it gives you enjoyment.

Thanks for reminding me how bad Goldberg was.

How entertained can you be by two dudes just hugging on a fence for 5 minutes? Ive literally switched mid fight to some prowrassling while one of these "hug fights" was happening.

Genuinely don't know what you're talking about.

Your dad is an asshole desu

Tony Ferguson practices Wing Chun and Thai Chi, he actually gets practical use out of the former because he can train his elbows a bit using Wing Chun techniques. But you have to make a mad genius to get competitive skills from traditional Chinese martial arts, they are dog shit.

lel
the feuds and promos in the UFC is WWE style.
Conor took his stupid walk from Mcmahon also

fact>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>fiction

Bold claim about poirier

I would heem the fuck out of Tariana with my dick

Because they are fighting each other instead of pretending to fight each other. Once you learn about grappling, the fence hugging is as interesting as any other sport, and the best UFC fights kick the shit out of any other sport.

His "wing chun" have as much influence in his striking Askren's disc golf in his wrestling.

McGregor back at 145 is the only interesting thing for McGregor, but it won't happen because the Roy Jones Jr "going up in weight" meme is so popular with casuals.

I'm not praising Poirier as much as I'm slamming Conor, I think he's totally lost it and is now incapable of beating anyone in the top 5.

yes

dustin is a bum

He develops hard callouses on his elbows using the wing chun training dummy, then uses those elbows to cut people's faces off. Also, since his speciality is cardio, it could be said that any exercise contributes directly to his wins.

Tought he conditioned his limbs by hitting iron support.

he probably hits all kinds of shit

New thread

Wheel him off a cliff

Lulz I don't do Reddit. Guilty phone fag though

This. Conor cazzies will disagree but poirier would make him his bitch and khabib already has. Hilarious watching that one burger defending conor till his last breath, conor prob wouldn't even like you in real life you fat retard.