/heem/ ben wins the story edition
Champ Shit Only
Based
Based ferg poster
Is this a BJ Penn friendly thread?
he looks like a penis
his name is a term for sucking penis
LMAO
For me, it’s Rodrigo Nogueira
Big Nog has one of the best resumes of the old school guys, he tapped some big names back when everybody was juiced to the gills
the good ol' days
Both are shook.
But who is more shook?
Guys I have a girlfriend for 2 years and I love her very much but she keeps luring me into sex every day and I feel like it's draining the energy out of my life and I'm just wondering how can I deny her without hurting her feelings?
come out of the closet lad
Marty was obviously shook as fuck. His smack talk was weak and his body language showed he wanted Colby to fuck his gf
Daj je kod mene jaro. Smirit cu je ja.
Depends when you mean. Colby was exuding an aura of pure bitch until he found his voice a little way into the interview, then he verbally sodomised Usman and transferred the shookness to him.
Colby won the story in the end.
honestly think colby landed a flushing blow with the hairline comment
Colby isn't shook, he knows he's the heel so he can lose
Usman's arse is flapping because if he loses to Colby he'll be a laughing stock and the negro community will probably honour kill him
>The pure, undiluted cringe of Usman pretending to take his jacket off.
Based, have this
yeah that was bloody awful, as if you're going to go have a punch up with him ffs
I actually forgot Tyrone fought Toilet Till because Till did literally nothing
Holly
>he knows he's the heel so he can lose
John Jones biggest mistake is not leaning in to his natural heel status, he would be legendary if he just committed to it. Instead we get hours of him praising Jesus and thanking the fans in between rapes.
>Colby was exuding an aura of pure bitch
No he wasnt, but you are.
Do you think Bruce shouts ITS TIME when he comes?
What would happen if Brock Lesnar and Gabi Garcia had a baby together?
The world isn't ready for that turbochad
its just unlucky how her face is
Goldberg bursts out of the closet and yells IT IS ALL OVER
instagram.com
now that she's properly using PEDs to make 125 can she get a UFC win?
she also has a new bruce lee tattoo do those help win fights?
instagram.com
It would come out stillborn probably
she should get some big plastic tits to protect her from uppercuts
Reunited in Uruguay.
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Look at his body language, dummy, he was shying away from the table, turning his head away, rocking nervously from side to side. It was classic bitch. Then he got a good rant going his posture changed complete, he faced Usman down, was jabbing his finger into the table, showing dominance. Colby's a guy who needs a psychological warmup.
>I'm an expert in body language
Really cringe post from a reddit bitch. God you're worthless.
She used to be big
It was so based how Colby was trolling him
What about Sage Northcutt and Laura Sanko?
>he said bitch so I'll say bitch
Hnnnnng
Imagine breeding Holly Holm with Harold Howard.
the man to lead the aryan people beyond the final frontier
enough
Imagine the scenes if Colby just flat out dominated Usman for 25 minutes
looting would reach historic levels
His victory speech will be even better.
Would be corn to the core for sure.
Ben not taking the loss so well afterall
already got to meet the president, president's sons came to watch him, president tweeted during a fight he headlined and won, even if he loses he already won the narrative and is the champion in his own world
hey look its that dude that plays womens afl
>I fucked up my life's dream
What is baldies left hand doing?
Imagine how Leon Edwards feels. Having practically the same achievements as Colby opponent/record-wise, yet Colby is getting a titleshot and phonecalls from the US President. One is making the most out of getting punched in the head and the other isn't. If anything, Colby is incredibly sensible.
>when the goy takes the bait
ben continuing to write the story
what's aspen ladd's excuse...
If Weidman's chin is rejuvenated at 205 how well can he do?
Colby practically talked himself into a UFC contract to begin with. The brutal thing is that Leon Edwards tried to start talking his way up, then Masvidal sucker punched the shit out of him and stole all the hype.
...
peak shagability physique
Unlikely that they'd be able to conceive, Brock has kids but Gabi has been on the horse meat for 20 years, she'd be as likely to have kids as the Janny.
idk but you know she has a big fat juicy innie here
Because Edwards is not a particularly exciting fighter, and can't talk for shit. AND he already got pieced up by Masvidal backstage, a fight Edwards instigated and came out looking like a punk as a result. All these things will work against a fighter in the WME-era.
She looks like she can take a good pounding brehs
She’s got nice nips
The whole "Nigerian Invasion" meme that the UFC is pushing would be more shot than it already is.
If only he got one by fedor ;_;
those thighs BREHS
Nigeria has about the same population as Brazil and the people there are way more athletic.
Chins don't get rejuvenated
based ariel provoking fighter's into providing the ment
Embedded
wtf
I thought Derrick liked Drumpf
Must say I am considering removing him from my based black man list
Countries with practical martial arts pedigrees are the ones who tend to do best.
Why would a black person support based aryan Trump? He's the one trying to cleanse us of the black problem.
The Matt Hughes comment by Colby was pretty shocking. Matt Hughes was left retarded by that train Wtf. Maybe Colby really autistic and doesn't fully understand the impact his words might have. The Jason Genova of MMA.
rapaport is the schaub of hollywood, performances are so shit he became a sports commentator
*ting ting*
AHEM
>pre-bogg pvz
i came
>what is a heel
>what is easy press
Even Matt Hughes didn't mind that much, but it guaranteed a lot of shitty clickbait articles and youtube vids that will keep Colby's name in circulation.
Oh no no no....
Look at the absolute state of Colby. Keep in mind Kamaru opened at -300
I know that but there are limits that a non-autistic person won't go past. How long until he calls Usman and Woodley the N word?
Matt hardly gives a shit and he's still in diapers, man the fuck up
post slip
>Matt literally called Colby his buddy just before the main event happened
damn lads
just......just...........damn
SHALL be sticking a few quid on colby at that price
Im going to wait for all the colby fanboys to push kamaru closer to even money
he's fucking trolling it's like a roast joke it meant nothing grow up
Colby wouldn't say anything Donald Trump wouldn't say. Trump isn't going to start blasting out premium expletives, he just makes up silly nicknames and catchphrases.
Usman, Izzy, and Yusuff are all doing super well. Not to mention Africans like Ngannou, Madge, Alhassan, and the judoka at LHW all killing it. It's the opposite of a shot narrative--relative to their representation in the UFC, Nigerians as well as Africans at large are doing awesome.
Anthony Pettis -115
Nate Diaz -115
Thoughts on this line?
Too long
ah, the ole "I'm a faggot" ploy
hey /heem/ what is the source of this image, what are they doing to uncle dana?
When did your balls drop /heem/?
what about the trump nigger tape? you know, the one where trump says nigger?
I think that may have been Lewis/Volkov
Free money boys
Nothing wrong with waiting for the money line to at odds you consider favorable. What kind of retard invariably jumps on a line as soon as it's out? It all depends on probability vs. maximal payout.
Not part of his public persona.
i think it was jon-gus 2 when jon savagely heemd gus on stage
>valentina at 2/25 odds
lmao
I'm probably going to bet on Colby sooner than later, I see Colby winning as a sure thing. Can't argue against waiting until odds are better for the favorite.
He will probably say the n word
So you take henri hooft (zero gameplanning self admittedly) and pit his fighter against american top team (the best gameplanning gym in the world)
What do you get?
A -300 favorite *badum tss*
Kamarudeen is going to molest Colby, literally make him lick peanut butter off his crotch.
I'd take Kamaru all day at -200. Colby opened at +230 which ain't bad either though.
>Are you stupid? Usman almost finished woodley up against the cage
Colby is going to DEMAND Snoozely as his first title defense as they carry what's left of Ka-fart-u out of the cage
I only root for white people because blacks disgust me
lol what absolute fucking cans
HE'S OUT
Woodley is 100% going to get fucked out of a title shot. It'll be Edwards in a just world, Masvidal in an unjust one.
imagine how easily colby would flush 155 if he cut as much as losers like kamaru and khabib
Deport Usman
>3 absolute garbage cards in a row
what did we do to deserve this
cutting would hurt his stamina, though, which is the whole reason for his success
Kek, Usman has 0 finishing ability.
UFC 241 is going to be fucking amazing, though, which is great for a once-a-month casual like me.
Masvidal will have been slept by Edwards by then. Edwards vs Usman 2 will happen for the belt while those two little white boys go back to ATT to cry.
Last card was fun even though there wasn't much name power.
thats OK for FREE minus the WMMA
it's all free if you stream nigguh
I don't think you know what a sucker punch is
I think Masvidal and Edwards might both start trying to stall for a title shot, they both feel like they've a lot of leverage.
Hands behind the back, relaxed stance, friendly expression, then punching as hard as you can is definitely a sucker punch.
This is from FanDuel, line was originally what you had posted and look at it now. I think people realize that Snoozeman is mentally weak.
tony is middle aged and on risperdal the most damaging drug known to man it's over
Injuring Usman for another 6 months #Nerdbash
Masvidal was just doing all the viewers a favor. Nobody wants to hear that boring piece of shit attempt to talk with his feminine lisp.
the funny thing about risperdal is it causes gyno so much so that there was a billion dollar case settlement against its manufacturer, so clean tony will be accused of roiding
Masvidals a fucking little bitch, me and him actually fought back in the day in Kimbos backyard, I beat him pretty easily and him and a bunch of Cubans from his gym turned up and made the camera man delete the footage. Never once heard him mention my name since
What were you doing in America lad?
Fighting, idiot.
There's a very good chance Tony will drop his meds before a fight, he trusts himself way more than any doctor and if his slow first round against Cowboy was because of medication, no way will he be taking it before Khabib.
these were two fighters getting in the face of each other after threatening each other, did you ever fight in your life?
Is he actually on it?
He has more finishing ability than Cuckbi. At least Kamaru has power, Cuckbi just touches you with his shitty jab that does literally nothing.
it sucks because that is the drug to take to fuck you up as a pro fighter
shit-talking is how to get press now, it's actually unusual for someone to fully chimp out like Masvidal did. Even John Jones, who's a legit psychopath, will only push people around outside real fights.
Unless they're a cocktail waitress's cunt, in which case he'll slap the shit out of them.
He's been prescribed it at least once, but we don't actually know what he's taking (if anything). We'll have to hope for the best.
*blocks your path*
Farhan Mehmood is into beastiality
Somehow Tony has maxed his Cringe stat and his Charisma stat.
Omar Morales vs. Harvey Park
Marilia Santos vs. Lucrezia Ria
Herbert Burns vs. Darrick Minner
André Muniz vs. Taylor Johnson
Dwight Joseph vs. Jay Perrin
*blocks your path*
do people seriously find this blond afro joke funny still?
What? It's a papakha
papaya these nuts
I hate my job
He doesn't look nervous there, he's like not this fucking weirdo again.
Lmao
wrong
at this point her octagon debut is inevitable
gonna be hilarious when she admits her dad forced her into it
can someone link to this interview?
Convinced I'm dying of cancer.
The fucking TOILET on this bitch
who is she
Drive a manual sports car before expiration date
real bummer, dude
I wish she was hot at least
thanks!
what this is actually surprising
some kid being trotted around by their dad for free tickets
>thanks!
the s o y
Yellow>Reina>Green>Black>>>Blue
fuck this rare pepe girl
Id like to see her debut with my dick if you know what I mean
hannah cifers is going to KILL jodie esquibel
who's her dad
me bitch
*whomst've
This interview is hilarious and wonderful.
One day there will be more Spanish (whiteish) Mexicans in the UFC and then you'll REALLY have someone to root for
are you guys watching wwe? seriously this colby shit is fake, gay and boring
This is actually a pretty good card if you're not an absolute caz
i really wish i had the "artistic talent" to create a pepe of both her and germaine, i tried to do it but i fucking suck
ummmm no sweety
post the results anyways
Joseph
Johnson
Burns
Santos
Morales
who's the tall one?
JUST WHAT I NEEDED
a literal wwe character
ummm, sweaty,,,,,,
hopefully after Paulo flushes Yoel he'll be more respected as a top contender
we all know it's fake you goof
hey paulo dont you have some roids to do faget
oh is that fucking eva marie kek
Keep hoping faggot
ask me again tomorrow
i think this would be less awful without literally using mspaint
both would fuck israel up
Holy shit. Colby is going to be champ for years.
check my ebin shoop haha fuck i hate holly so much
The overbuilt Core Abdominals is what gives away her past PED use, not her face, arms or legs
her neck is fucking thick
sup heem. we eating healthy so we can put in good hours at the gym tomorrow? let's all get better. I believe in you lads.
MEATY and THICC
Who wins the Masvidal x Askren rematch?
does anyone have a pic of holly from when her neck was bulging on one side
sweet potato shepherd's pie with a side of fish head broth
i won the story
sounds fantastic. enjoy it user
Robbie threw the fight look into it
veronica should have stayed in caracas moving to europe made her weak
nah but JDS did
colby is legit look into it
Thats just training neck muscles
but her core? It wont go away, ever, its set like that
gotta remember, shes nearly 40 now
if she stayed in caracas she would be dead by starving
loud as fuck
is Fernand Lopez fucking Veronica? he's very touchy with her. is Veronica unironically a homeless cat who goes wherever they'll take her in? she's pretty hot and I can imagine a fuck for a safe spot to sleep is a good deal for her.
how am I meant to predict a bunch of literal who's?
i thought that black dude that got flushed by Walker was the one fucking her
khalil aroundatree yes
Who was macedos jody while roundtree was in thailand?
Based. Tony is there to fight, fuck the cameras.
>continuing to date someone after they spend 6 months in bangkok
wew, now that is living dangerously
Leave it to Colby Cuckvington fans to being up cucking any chance they get
Good advice. I gotta learn to drive manual though
just use cbd and fast, brah
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## Installation
TBD
## Usage
Reference in your program:
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TBD
## Development
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npm install
npm test
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## Samples
TBD
## To do
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fuck john morgan has more hair than me
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dude, no one wants to risk besmirching their predicts image over some dwts bouts
for you:
LUKAZ
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LUKAZ
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pussy
i've predicted every card 100% right for months
Wrong, you predicted one card right and none other then that. And if i remember, that card was the easiest one to predict correctly since all favourites won and you picked yet again favourites.
>open /heem/ tab and forget about it for hours
>come back to a scatposting transvestite porn extravaganza
Based.
lmao german cuck
who has kamaru ko'd
It would be undeniably based and colby would be the most redpilled champion since Chris benoit.
he will
Niggers and immigrants would be irreversibly BTFO and Trump wins 2020 by a landslide.
Trump is based for saying the N word. He should walk right up to Martys quivering body after Colby is finished with him and say it right to his stupid monkey ninja turtle looking face.
Based. From now on I'm going to call you Dan, which is short for Destroy All Niggers.
Reminder that Volkan beat Dominic Gayes
>Implying either Cuckvington or Snoozeman are drawls
lol
Will you be betting on perry this saturday?
>*Fucks up his life dream in your path*
*imanari rolls towards you*
>"the N word"
Lmoa based
BIG BLACK COCKS
TINY WHITE TEENS
>MMA fans are so retarded they have a hard time understanding how an emotionally mature man handled a devastating loss.
It's like people project their own weaknesses onto him, and expect him to cry or to rant like they would.
They can't handle the fact that Ass cream despite being a can took the loss like an adult, an like gooby and Sonnen before him, no amount of manchildren taunting him on Twitter will bring him to their level.
someone make the “36 days until khapee eats a huge saudi sudhwushrnrnjahd down his throat” post
The N word
is this how spammy does his thing?
Your wife is a towel mate
Herbert Burns
Harvey Park
Dwight Joseph
Taylor Johnson
Lucrezia Ria
Why is he nicknamed "Chaos" when all he does is jab and clinch for 25 minutes?
Park
Marilia
Herbert
André
Joseph
>go to check out his IMDB
>he dropped a 10th of a point
If it's WMMA, and one or both of 'em ain't brazilian, I ain't watching
Park
Santos
Burns
Muniz
Dwight
it's more about causing microaggressions in his haters
32 days until Diarrheabib gets a fat Saudi sheikh style shit taken down his throat by Poirier
If I have to look at one more disgusting inbred dagestan mountain chimp I'm going to be very unhappy
>she got more tats
sad. will still fap to her though
that’s the one
Name?
He's not mentally weak though. We've never seen him break like Kevin Lee or Gooby. I'm going to go Kamaru to get closer to -150 and then bet. He is the bigger guy and better wrestler.
It's just the valley before the rise b, wait for the mouth of words success.
What would you do if Khabib took his shorts off in the middle of the fight and rubbed his salty, sweaty, hairy nutsack along Dustin's asscrack region?
Why does Colby's sister not look like a real human?
lmao bitch took the bogpill
Not to be mean but she looks like Mr Mime
perfect
is colby an a level athlete?
overly-done eyebrows and ridiculous amount of makeup
She looks like she fucks bl*ck guys
Is there a bigger fag than Jack Slack?
Cum, obv
His mom is definitely racist
Marty is the stronger guy with a more traditional smothering top position on the ground wrestling game but Colby is the better scrambler, more quick in the transitions and chaining his takedowns and I think the more smothering guy in terms of riding people out, being able to handfight better which is crucial in the clinch fighting between the two. Usman seems a little more content and or inept at fighting off his backfoot. Seeing Maia take his back with his shucks, riding, and grips in that first round makes me question his scrambling ability and overall ability to defend what he does to others. The big thing is who is taking the front step and putting the other on the fence and I think Colby is the one that always does that and can at least circle, jab, maneuver his back away and off the fence where Usman is more content to try and reverse
none of them look real. They look like characters straight out of a anti-white nigger horror movie
Lmao shut up bitch, nobody gives a fuck
a nigerian's nightmare
who won the story of the fights last week?
thawlts?
She got a dick?
so the faux choke hold is the new wrestling meta?
Colby won the match, the story, the battle, war, and the inevitable rematch, but from a fight standpoint, Robbie took the W.
In many ways, there was no winner
LARGE AFRICAN PHALLUSES
PETITE CAUCASIAN ADOLESCENTS
Your mom does :)
Almost looks like Megan Olivi with bonkers.
was it just me or was usman sounding a lot less nigerian on espn and more like the old marty
6/10 in Texas
Jitz bitches always feint the submission grip to free up a better grip or pass to a better position. Not something seen a lot from wrestlers from what i noticed
Redpill me on this
instagram.com
wut
Why do UFC fighters love meme training?
obviously some meme balance training, trying to replicate finding your balance quickly after being hit with a strike.
why can't white people smile ?
They are trying to get an edge on the competition. They try to get creative to find something that other people aren't doing.
Because they aren't people
because we have to live in this clown world full of niggers and jews
true, they're gods, as the aztecs declared upon seeing them.
If this were to happen I would be perfectly content with the UFC shutting down and never seeing a card again. Would literally be the perfect ending and an eternal lasting memory.
Oh is that Gilberts brother?
I honestly don’t think either of them are shook.
I feel like the 170 lb division has been leading up to this fight for a while. This is the real story. Will be based.
poosman is definitely shook, but that doesnt mean he loses
You're underestimating the strength factor.
Why do they call him Durinho?
Wake up Jonathan, it's all over
Sounds legit bro
Bet you won't say it
>gf says mma is too violent to be considered a true sport
They're Gods until you throw a boomerang at their face or until they get damp and start to smell
She's kind of right. You can play baseball, you can play basketball, you can play soccer, but you can't play mma. It's why mentality is so important in combat sports.
Mighty Mouse looking huge in Asia
Thoughts on gay men never being normal?
Their flyweight is equivalent to bantamweight in UFC. He probably put on a little more size and doesn't have to cut as much weight.
Already confirmed.
Colby's only chance is Marc Goddard breaking up the clinches
goddammit heem
She looks like a Chucky doll
Miss me yet?
Is colby from Ohio?
Pettis is in the top ten
the absolute STATE of the welterweight division
they're all roiding there
Who?
He gives good head.
I would like to see him come back and complete the Cejudo trilogy if he wins his next one in nipland
is that something the UFC would entertain?
what mode is this?
Its literally a bloodsport. People being trained to maim and heem eachothers brains. Frankly these fights shouldnt be allowed to take place so frequently but they do and im thankful that the "sport" isnt so popular and doesnt have so much of a spotlight on it or otherwise this shit would get shut down eventually.
I always enjoy watching Valentina "The Bullet" Shevchenko fight, Luque v Perry should be good, Oezdemir and Latifi might have a spicy heem but that's about it for me
AAS mode
very unironically
yeah dude I had a blast watching this guy hop around and throw pitter patter shots for 25 minutes shit was DOPE
>better wrestler
>d2 scrub vs 2 time all-american and Pac-12 champ
yes anybody who calls MMA a sport is a cazzie and deserves to get heemed. It's entertainment thats why guys who win but are boring as shit get discarded. Thats why guys who put on a show are beloved. Thats why I haven't had sex in 15 years. Thats why Paulo Costa is going to KO Yoel Romero in the 1st round and theres nothing we can do about it even though he's ourboy.
It's always funny knowing the American posters who mock my teeth look like this
Imagine Trump sitting cageside at MSG with an army of ICE agents and directing the deportation Usman and his clown family immediately after Colby’s coronation of becoming WW GOAT
The majority of welterweights are lightweights who stopped cutting weight.
>ninja turtle looking face
we got our long awaited heem day
Looks like a kentucky munter
Imagine Colby losing with Werdum sitting on the sidelines waiting to throw a boomerang at his face.
Now that sounds like a good Saturday night my brotha.
The name “Durinho” started when Gilbert and his brothers Herbert and Frederick began visiting the Nova Uniao HQ in Rio de Janeiro, as teenagers. Being a smaller version of his brother, the team mates started calling Gilbert “Durinho”, a humorous way of saying hardman – as in “tiny tough guy”.
Shame that will never happen since Werdum is a roiding, cheating, Brazilian monkey that isn’t allowed at any UFC event until his suspension is up
People like you make MMA shit to watch. Can’t wait tell Edwards is champ to see you autistically screech about him
>Implying Dana will let that boring decision machine and charisma vacuum get anywhere near a title shot
He should get a speech therapist
>Edwards
>Champ
The guy who got chin checked by Barbarena? The guy who hasn't gotten a finish in 3 years? The guy who has a speech impediment? The guy who's got a lil weenie?
ha haha hahahaha hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahaahahahahaahahahahahahah
i thought it was because of his jiu jitsu
fish heads are based, I usually just throw them away like a pleb tho
A roiding, "cheating", Brazilian who was a former undisputed ufc heavyweight champion who's the only person to submit both Cain and Fedor. Put some respect on his name young blood.
Matt Hughes got hit by a train and almost died. Isn't that hilarious?
Have you never heard Max Holloway speak you cazzie? Dana gave him a shot at the lightweight interim too. Mini Max may be the most cte sounding fighter and he gets great treatment from Dana.
Twood was also a D1 all America
>He should get a speech therapist
Oy bruv wata neeva speach ferapiss fo wena speak foine m8
Who the fuck gets a new Camaro as a gift when they're a kid lmao no wonder why he got heemed into Oblivion
Just used google, I don't know what Durinho means.
Edwards is probably currently the most underrated fighter if we're being honest
Edwards has nothing on couple of chicken pieces and a soda
Pls stop using this pic to make low quality shitposts
I feel sorry you tho so here take the original
Why
he is, dude beat Cerrone and RDA pretty easily, he's like Usman before being champ, killing everyone but nobody gives a fuck, at least he strikes
Woodley wasnt Woodley in that fight. Usman didnt do anything amazing, Woodley looked like he didnt want to be there.
True, the future belongs to Cameroon
In Spanish duro means hard so its probably similar in Portuguese and Brazilians add "inho/inha" at the end of names to make it mean small, for example Claudinha
But Max is an exciting fighter who is action for all 5 rounds, looks for finishes, and has arguably been the most likable fighter on the roster for a few years now. Edwards bores everyone to death and nobody enjoys it when he opens his mouth.
Usman beat Leon already
Wow! He’ll fit right in at the top of welterweight then.
If you don’t appreciate Edward’s clinch work you’re a caz. Way more fun than Usman or Colby’s takedowns that don’t lead anywhere.
9 fights ago. Edward’s third fight in the ufc.
Best fighter to ever train in England.
It's entirely possible
yes poorfag this is how our side lives
Stuffing and taking down Dos Anjos off the flying knee against the cage was beautiful
How come i can only appreciate good technique once im watching the highlights after a fight? My pleb ass is always busy scoring the fight.
>Leon Edwards Highlights
That's cool it's not good for fighting though. Play golf or something if you live like that. Sage is already flushed and he's still young. Same thing happened to Pico. Rich kids don't make good fighters.
Damn completely neutralized the knee and got the clean takedown. Edwards is a legit title contender.
>Rich kids don't make good fighters.
Khabib
nate diaz was born rich you idiot. he is a larper.
Cowboy Cerrone is a trust fund kid and fights just for the fun of it
>PEEon EdTURDS is the last hope for bongs
The absolute state of bongistan MMA
Imagine unironically wearing a cowboy hat when you have a trust fund.
poor bisping ):
>Cuckrone
>good fighter
Pick one
It just shows how good he is, way harder to find gyms here, no wrestling, harder to get experience. Still made it to the top 5.
That quote is the most brainlet thing I've read this year, this nigger truly is Simple Jack with faggy dance karate """skills""". Glad he got his face caved in desu.
and always crumbles in big fights.
Usman wasn't the better wrestler v twood, he was just bigger and more aggressive.
What was /heem/'s senior quote?
Mine was "if you're not first you're last"
I didnt graduate high school
MMA is a rich persons sport, costs a fortune to train. You need health insurance as well.
kek
Everyone in the UFC is privileged.
Nate and cowboy are perennial gatekeepers. At least cowboy fights though. He's probably the exception since he's crazy. BJ Penn is probably the only legit champ I can think of who grew up rich.
Did Khabib come from a rich family? I thought his family was forced to become friends with an oligarch or whatever I didn't know he was rich as a kid. Either way he comes from a less materialistic background since he's a turbo Muslim who still lives with his dad.
You can be a brawler though
Real men box.
Ngannou was homeless before he started training in France.
I think I have a fetish for women who look like horrifying monsters.
>Real men pillow fence
Sorry Cletus
nope
Delete this or I'll grapple you against the cage for 25 minutes
> having a senior quote
fag
real men do bjj
real men shitpost on the internet
Can Colby make Oregon great again
Oh yeah? Well take THIS
*sniffs your crotch to a decision win*
I go to his alma mater.
Oh I ended up alright
my jocks are hot
All the Americans are anyway.
>She’s got nice nips
imagine thinking this
Not really. It's like half and half. I go to a decent gym and plenty of the people there are poor, and I'm middle class
Oh yeah cool sport for sure bro
That's not fair or honest. Twood is a big guy too and he has fought at middleweight before
All the people in your gym are in the UFC? Wow must be a really expensive gym to train at.
Have fun tapping too late to a heel hook and needing to fork out a couple thousand for knee surgery. BJJ is as mentally ill as tattoos, and it's done by the same people.
whats your major faggot?
Brent Primus trains at my gym. He wasn't privileged
Yes, but regardless, Usman was bigger. And still despite this he only managed one takedown on Woodley in 25 minutes of trying.
usman was bigger and more aggressive, fact
CS and Math
The gini coefficient of the ufc is astronomical. No one can heem income inequality.
Fucken N E R D
based, probly goin there for grad school myself
Did Smiff beat Gus because Gus was flushed or is Smiff a legit fighter? Smiff was standing with Gus most of the fight and was winning a lot of the fight on the feet. I know Smiff looked like shit against Jones, but I still think he's currently one of the best LHWs.
Gus is flushed.
Smith is not a good fighter, sorry
I would have been the goat wrestler if Australian schools had wrestling as a sport.
If Colby beats Snoozeman, Tyquill, and the boring guy whose name I can’t bother to remember all in a row. Does that make him the best nigger stomper in the history of UFC?
If Stipe wins who does he fight? He already beat Magumbo, JDS and overeem. Blaydes and Volkov both need another big win to fight for the title. Stipe vs Ngannou 2 ends the same way as the first.
Anyone else fall for the wrestling is gay meme in high school and regret it afterwards?
Now I'm a typical guard-pulling scrub
> Stipe vs Ngannou 2 ends the same way as the first.
You're dumb if you think that this is the case. Flip a coin for that fight.
He beat Oezdemir convincingly though and he probably beats most LHWs
That's a lot of ifs considering he only fights once a year
I really want Smiff vs Santos 2.
What has Ngannou done to convince you he's gotten better? He lost to Lewis, beat a flushed Cain and JDS, and got an early stoppage win against Blaydes.
The fiftieth best lightweight is better than the 3rd best light heavyweight
Jon Jones moves up to fight him and gets heemed
That fight would be good and so would Smiff vs Jan. Or maybe have the Smiff Santos rematch and have Jan and Rakic fight.
I'm sure he has better TDD and BJJ, it would be hard not for him to be improving considering how new he is to the sport. That's not my point though.The first fight was also a coin flip.
What does that even mean? The lightweight manlet would get heemed if he fought a top 5 LHW.
It absolutely does
Are you pretending you don't know what it would mean if I said that mighty mouse is better than Derrick Lewis? Do you understand the concept of a deep division?
Yeah but that's irrelevant because mighty mouse isn't going to magically become a HW. LHW not being as deep as LW is irrelevant to deciding whether Smiff is one of the current top LHWs.
Stipe has that title for ending the Ngannou meme. None of those guys were hyped us as much as Ngannou and don't even come close to hitting as hard. If Stipe beats DC it will be his title forever.
LHW was deeper when Gus was active. Gus is a much better fighter. That's my point.
That's fair. Do you think Smiff is a top LHW now though? He's turned into a meme after getting shit on by Jon, but I think he beats most guys outside of him.
you cant "play" curling either
Usmans shook cause he cant do epo anymore hence why hes avoiding fighting till a new way to cheat comes out.
Curling is the toughest sport on the planet
who is that semen demon on the right?
her right or my right?
Lol whatever faggot
haha colby fans are obsessed with black cock
says the man who brought up black cock out of the blue
Cringe
Based
Sorry - in this instance, you're obsessed with a white man cuckolding a black man. I can't keep it straight with you people.
How do I get shoulders like this?
roid
Sounds pretty epic to me
you like it
>Yeah man cucking is epic
Colby Cuckvington fans really are obsessed with cuck porn
Then hell have to face the wrestler killer
That’s some crazy editing, she was thick as hell going into that shoot and they put a six pack on her kek
...
>2 posts early
Do any of you actually do this? The sheer level of mental illness lmao
it's teh only way she weill pay attention to me ;_;
The older one.
Older compared to ....
they're not allowed to cut any weight
colby isnt putting the power he could behind his punches u retard, hes a pressure fighter not a power puncher retard
>Kamaru has power
What did he mean by this?