/bundes/ granate© ever?

I don't understand a single word.

>Wir schenken den alles...
>Die haben nix selber gemacht...
>Nix...
>3 Konter...

Thanks. But either way, they are retarded. They unironically seem to believe that Buyern had a hand on that game for even a second.

There was a phase were they almost blundered in that goal, where Lewy kicked Hitz in the nuts, but it was brief. Bayern simply lack ideas/players to win against deep defending players. Thats what I love about Favre, he doesnt press a team like Bayern, because it would be suicide.

I just wish more teams did this and didnt just give up before the game started.

everybody with some football knowledge knows that Bayern was the superior team in that game

youtube.com/watch?v=R6aEhWjYLMc

*pass sideways 30 meters from the goal*

I'm glad it was just the super cuck, which says pretty much nothing about the teams performance. Six years ago Bayern lost 4-2 against Dirtmund. Now remind me who won the Meisterschaft that year

Dortmund has the better team, both in quality and quantity with a much much better trainer. Last season they got 2nd place with the first year of many players and a new coach. Now they have Brandt, Hazard, Hummels, Schulz, Morey, Reyna ON TOP of the already amazing team from last season.

Unless Bayern gets Sané, a top DM and another winger as a sub, they are worse than Dortmund.

The signing of Leroy's brother pretty much confirmes that Leroy is coming too. There is no other reason to leave Schalke's youth academy which produces by far the most professional football players in Germany.

Does Dortmund have a realistic change of winning bundes this season?

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Much bigger chance that last season.

Are buyern still favorites though?

yes. now post her feet

I'd give them 20%.

I wonder...

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yes

At the risk of sounding like a tinfoil-hat-wearing-guy, Bayern always gets beneficial ref decisions in their favor. Last season there were 3 key moments.
>Bullshit penalty vs Bremen in the last minutes of the game in the semi final
>Bullshit goal vs Gladbach
>Bullshit goal vs Dortmund
If VAR keeps their eyes closed like in the Supercup, then Bayern has the best chances as always. Look at the odds.

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>66/1
our year

>obsessing over a jew's feet

Denazification worked like a charm

Is it rigged? Or just luck and/or referee incompetence?

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>Is it rigged? Or just luck and/or referee incompetence?
I think its ref incompetence and simple human subconscious decisions based on Bayern's fame, popularity and media presence. Noone wants to be the ref that gives a red card/penalty to Bayern and get torn apart by the media. Take the Supercup for example. Clear red by Kimmich, but the ref didnt give it, because he probably likes Kimmich from the German national team and also since its "only" the Supercup, he probably subconsciously thought "fuck it" and gave him a yellow.

But lets look at what that does. The Supercup is an official competition, which means that if he had in fact gotten a red, he would have been suspended from playing 1-3 games in the Bundesliga. That means that Dortmund would have already have had an advantage going into the next season.

Kimmich wasn't even looking where he was stepping

Sure thing Razor. Totally accidentally stepped with an open sole on his ankle and then applied pressure. Anyone who has played football and wants to retrieve the ball towards one, doesnt lift his foot upward like that. You use the tip of your foot, or you scoop it going under.

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tbf some ref did give hannover a BS penalty against bayern last season. Christian Dingert's the name.

Yeah, when Bayern was winning 2-0 already. I was talking about game deciding moments.

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>3 key moments
>Bullshit goal vs Gladbach
>Bullshit goal vs Dortmund
Bullshit goal vs Gladbach where they scored 4 more?
Bull shit goal vs Dortmund where they scored 4 more as well?
>Bullshit penalty vs Bremen in the last minutes of the game in the semi final
That wasn't even the league but the cup and it was questionable

>Bullshit goal vs Gladbach where they scored 4 more?
>Bull shit goal vs Dortmund where they scored 4 more as well?
Both were the first goals versus teams that had planned to defend deep for 90 minutes and counter-attack.
>That wasn't even the league but the cup and it was questionable
Hence why I wrote semi final.

How were Martinez' and Hummels' goals bullshit though?

>Martinez goal
youtube.com/watch?v=n253qszf4g4
Check at roughly 0:55.

>Hummels goal
youtube.com/watch?v=n253qszf4g4
Check roughly at 1:00

Both goals had clear fouls, that were completely ignored by VAR.

And btw. Siebert was the same ref in the Supercup 2 days ago, who gave the penalty vs Bremen in the cup.
youtube.com/watch?v=a2nWEzE6yrM

well, I didn't know that she be a member of them chosen people. You on the other hand... obsessing over a jew's chest...user, I...

>auch
it was about him all along

>es ist nicht so, dass sein Fuß da schon stand.
truly the next Ribery

>The Independent, Miguel Delaney, Football Chief Writer

>Bayern Munich badly want Sane. Sources close to the situation say they are willing to offer him up to £400,000 a week, and that there have been attempts to get him to push for a move.

>He is hugely tempted by the move, and wants it, but wouldn’t be completely against staying at City. He and his representatives - who are from David Beckham’s new company, Sane having been one of their first signings - would be open to negotiating a new contract at the Etihad, but the preference is to go.

Thats almost 23 million Euro per year. Jesus Christ Bayern.

Geiz ist geil! Mia san mia!

RESPEKTLOS

see

Daily reminder.

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More like Supercuck amirite?

So Bayern have only 17 players?

it's hard to find mia san mia players these days

They have 16 professional football players + Thomas Müller

fumsgraetsch.podigee.io/111-s03e01

NEU

god i hate old people so much

when do we expect a first diagnosis for Sahne?

old people hate you too

Probably by 17:00 the latest.

saw this today, somewhat related

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>"Er wird bleiben" - oder?
>Favre, der auch in Abwesenheit der Neuzugänge Julian Brandt (Adduktorenprobleme) und Thorgan Hazard (Sprunggelenkprobleme) auf Guerreiro setzte, hat sich bereits positioniert: "Wir hoffen, dass er bleibt", sagte er zunächst, um dann eiligst nachzuschieben: "Er wird bleiben." Ganz vom Tisch ist ein Wechsel in dieser Transferperiode allerdings noch nicht. Es wäre die vorletzte Chance für den BVB, noch eine Ablöse für Guerreiro zu generieren, sollte es nicht zu einer Vertragsverlängerung kommen.

I really hope he stays. Hes one of the best Dortmund players.

Kick Götze out and use the money to fund Guerreiro

Yeah, given Paco's performance and fitness, there is not place in the team for Götze, unless Paco gets injured or needs a break every 6-7 games.

You made me click the link 3 times because theyre both the same and I thought I was pressing the wrong one >:( phonefagging is hard because of people like you

Even without Paco, there are Hazard, Brandt and Reus who can all play as false 9 anyway. Hazard did against Seattle and Brandt did against Udinese. Fatze is just there for fatness awareness purposes really.

youtube.com/watch?v=y574aw0tbJk

I personally like Götze on the 10, when Reus goes on the false 9. But then there is also Brandt for the 10.

>Erst "ab 150 Millionen Euro" würde man einen Deal in Erwägung ziehen.

Oh boy, this is deal is not happening hopefully. That is simply too much.

Yes yes i got there myself >:-( but thank.
I dont think the dortmund one is as bad as the other two you mentioned but I also dont think that a team that loses 5-0 had any chance to begin with. I remember both games being a complete whitewash and I dont think an early goal would have changed that too much.

Tbh Dortmund were pretty "lucky" with a lot of their wins themselves. The expected goal tally was way lower than what they got and they won at least 5 games because of goals in the last 5 minutes. I know thats not really luck but its a bit of an anomaly similar to leicester when they won. I think they will perform at a similar level to the season last year (in terms of points) but not much beyond that. If I were betting, Id still bet on Buyern even if they only get Sane.

Theyre offering Sané 23 million per year, I hope he goes to Bayern. If he doesnt perform (unlikely) theyre wasted so much money. If he does perform, hell create the same "drama" hes creating now at City, untill someone else offers him much more, or Bayern keeps raising his salary more and more.

RESPEKTLOS

Yeah, I don't get it when Reus says he doesn't like it on the 9. With Goetze on the pitch, he actually takes on the false 9 position and Goetze is always the one who ends up deeper.

>Theyre offering Sané 23 million per year,
wait what?
I always thought something between 16 and 18. That's insane.

Remember what Bayern does to your psyche.

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is that Renato 'gute Vorbereitung' Sanchez?

Aus folgenden Begegnungen kann der mögliche Play-Off Gegner der Eintracht hervorgehen:
Thun () Spartak Moskau ()
Molde () Aris Thessaloniki ()
Lok. Plovdiv () Straßburg ()
Mariupol () AZ Alkmaar ()
Neftçi () Bnei Yehuda Tel-Aviv ()
#UELdraw

Mohammed 'MoAuba' Harkous won the 2019 Fifa eWorld Cup after beating Saudi Arabia's reigning champion Mosaad 'Msdossary' Aldossary 3-2 in the final.

The German outperformed 31 other players at the event at London's O2 Arena to take home the title and top prize of $250,000 (£205,600).

Werder is World Champion.

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> Barcelona have ruled out re-signing Paris St-Germain's Brazil forward Neymar, 27, this summer. (Goal.com)

Ist das der Dominostein, der nicht umfällt?

yes. fuck.

Lots of ifs and buts friend. All Im saying is that a wrongfully given goal can change an entire game, whether Bayern is/was better is irrelevant. "If Dahoud had hit the 1:0, instead of the goalposts.." its all irrelevant. Were talking about refereeing decisions and Bayern being the favorites to win the Bundes. As to Dortmund being "lucky" is in direct contradiction with Bayern winning 5:0, because "theyre better".

Theyre offering him 400,000 British pounds per week which is roughly 22,6 million Euro per year.

that's why it happens hopefully. I finally want a piece of that EPL meme cake á la >150m for the tanned Julian Draxler

Yeah, Götze on the 9/false 9 always ends up on the same spot as Reus and when the throughball/flank come to the middle there is noone there. Im a huge fan of Götze, but his days are numbered when looking at the positions and the competition.

Eintracht to play RC Straßburg Alsace if they reach next round. Redpill me on them.

>Theyre offering him 400,000 British pounds per week which is roughly 22,6 million Euro per year.

I refuse to believe those numbers. That's crazy. What's the most they are paying right now? €17M/year to Lewandowski?

Bild reported that their current squad (21 players) costs 280m per year. make a guess.

Probably something like that. Maybe Lewy gets 15 from Bayern and like 2-3 from Adidas on top.

This is the source btw.
independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/leroy-sane-transfer-big-decision-bayern-munich-manchester-city-community-shield-injury-a9039181.html

so 13.33m€ is their average salary
plombe
and this includes 4 goalkeepers / 4 players below 20

Harry Maguire is now the most expensive defender at 87m
150m for Sahne seem reasonable in comparison

>Redpill me on them.
they have a nigger named da costa

>Bayern desperately need a winger
>Sané is German
>No other winger of his quality/nationality available on the market
>Bayern has probably 150-200 million left in their account
>2 years left on contract
>City doesnt need money, not even for FFP reasons
>3 days before the transfer deadline in England for City to buy a replacement that will also cost them 80-100 million
Anything lower than 135 is delusional.

>need to buy 3-4 quality players
>splash all your remaining money on one injured pacy bling bling nignog while destroying your wage structure

sounds like a smart move to me

Honestly think this is just bayern trying to ruin City's wage structure so they can then moan to ffp about it.

We'd have articles about how disgraceful and killing football it was if City were publicly tapping someone up and offering that money

but they're not even buying anyone else

they really aren't that smart

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If Sané doesnt go to Bayern, theyll try to spin it in the German media that the "evil English clubs are ruining football with their money".

Matinée movie time.

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warum beschwert sich der dscherom denn, er war doch mal wieder mit dran beteiligt.

hah, the götze move, trying to goad someone into coming to your shit club by wooing your averagely abled siblings and giving your father a job at the munich uni. based bayern

This is the HSV thread

real betis did the same to bring in Fékir, as in they took his younger brother with him (for free).

lol retard, only goals determine who the superior team is in a game

actually, it's xG

> Hey Leroy, komm her, oder wir zerstören die Karriere deines kleinen Bruders.

Miasanmia pilled.

last year was luck for dortmund, they should have won far less games

>woodwork hit is something positive

LMAO

Supercup was luck too?

City's counter argument seems to be "your girlfriend is gonna hate germany and you've already got a kid with her so you're fucked financially if you split"

Im actually curious what the xG values were for the supercup.

yeah it's a shit stat

xG makes no sense to judge a football game as teams have different tactical plans in a game. a team who leads with one goal will be less likely to attack and keept that score, their xG will drop following the goal. xG and expected assists is only usefull to rate players, not games

leagues aren't cups

with xG "knowledge" I can tell you that the two dortmund goals were at best 0.5 xG combined

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wait, they do have a kid?
lol

tfw I was right
t. xG pro

>karriere
lolmo

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/leroy-sane-baby-man-city-15126972

She had a kid from a prior relationship too

So youre saying that Dortmund got lucky alot of times, yet werent lucky agains the best team in the Bundesliga, because it was a cup game?

Thanks. Just what I thought xG wrong as usual.

Dann halt die Kniescheiben ülmü

he fell for the golddigger baby mama meme.
based :^)

retarded reasoning, to be expected from an austrian

Based xG autist

Leroy what you doing? The tattoo should have been the last wave with a fencepost you needed

but Munich is a million times nicer to live in than Manchester.

>Der Chemnitzer FC hat sich am Montag, den 05.08.2019 mit sofortiger Wirkung von Daniel Frahn getrennt. Die Verantwortlichen des Chemnitzer FC reagierten damit auf das Verhalten von Daniel Frahn beim Drittliga-Spiel des CFC beim Halleschen FC am 03.08.2019.
>Der Spieler Frahn verhielt sich durch die im Gäste-Fanblock des Hallenser Stadions offenkundig zur Schau gestellten Sympathie zu führenden Köpfen der rechts gesinnten Gruppierung „Kaotic Chemnitz“ und der aufgelösten Gruppe „NS-Boys“ massiv vereinsschädigend.
>„Die Gesellschafter der Chemnitzer FC Fußball GmbH verurteilen die Vorfälle am Rande des Drittligaspiels des Chemnitzer FC beim Halleschen FC auf das Schärfste. Mit Entsetzen haben wir erkennen müssen, dass sich unser -nunmehr ehemaliger- Mannschaftskapitän Daniel Frahn als großer Sympathisant der rechtsradikalen und menschenverachtenden Gruppierung „Kaotic Chemnitz“ herausgestellt hat und damit großen Schaden für den Verein anrichtete. Es gibt Null Toleranz für dieses Verhalten. Wir wissen jetzt sicher, dass es die falsche Entscheidung war, ihn nach seinen Unschulds-Beteuerungen seiner eigens zu verantwortenden Aktion am 9.3.2019 weiter das Vertrauen zu schenken.
>Seine Reue damals war eine Farce. Er konnte und wollte die Verantwortung als Spieler und Mannschaftskapitän im Fußballclub nicht umsetzen, denn dazu gehört eines mehr, als nur Tore zu schießen und sich bejubeln zu lassen: Haltung.
>Es herrscht vollste Übereinstimmung, dass die Chemnitzer FC Fußball GmbH das Vertragsverhältnis mit dem Spieler mit sofortiger Wirkung auflöst. Daniel Frahn, für Sie ist beim Chemnitzer FC kein Platz mehr.

He's still the Rekordtorschütze of RB Leipzig btw

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based Nadsi

nobody except from Mendy ever actually lives in Manchester and he only did it so he could go clubbing every night

never said dortmund was lucky against bayern, it is a game they deserved to win as they scored two more goals than bayern. I'm just saying that alcacer was the only reason why dortmund had so many wins and could believe. alcacer overperformed himself so much that I don't think he can do it again. of course the team surely got reinforced. well whatever man, I'd say dortmund has more chance to win the bundes this season "legitly" with normal performance and not always with the lucky last minute winning goal.
well my point was that basing yourself on last year's second place was dumb, simply basing yourself on the team's reinforcement and bayern having key players getting older and older makes more sense desu

Wann kommt die Verletzungsdiagnose von Sahne raus?

>Nach bösem Tritt: DFB ermittelt gegen Großkreutz
>Eine nachträgliche Sperre könnte für Großkreutz vor allem dann sehr bitter sein, sollte der DFB ihn nicht nur für die Liga, sondern wettbewerbsübergreifend für den Pokal sperren. Denn dort trifft er am Freitag auf seine "alte Liebe" Borussia Dortmund.

hope the GLUBB destroys scheiß hsv today

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>my shithole is nicer than yours!
every time

Irgendwie hatte man doch echt die Hoffnung heute passiert was sad

Denke es wird auch bis Donnerstag keine Entscheidung geben und der Transfer noch deutlicher in der Wahrscheinlichkeit sinken. Ein ständiges Auf und Ab, das mittlerweile auch mir echt zusetzt! Jeden Tag wach ich auf und guck erstmal obs was Neues gibt wegen Sané, irgendwie bescheuert augen-zuhalten

Man hat auch so das Gefühl alles steht und fällt in dieser TP und auch andere Kandidaten für 2020 wie Havertz schauen sich das genau an.

Ich war lange positiv gestimmt und hab mich bis zur Fix-Meldung von Kicker und Bild auch beim Thema Sané nicht verrückt machen lassen, mittlerweile bin ich doch ziemlich bedient.

>hopeless "shots" in goal
>huge xG
why are idiots so attracted to bullshit statistics?

How is Munich a shithole?

>Munich
>shithole

>living in a city
>not shit

francefootball.fr/news/Mercato-leroy-sane-manchester-city-pour-tout-l-or-du-bayern/1046413

DONE DEAL LADS

>be seen with nadsis
>instant sippenhaft
nice ethnic profiling you nadsis

Hühnchen is full of Incest-Aloises. Definition of a shithole.

>t. Dorftrottel
Have fun not being able to buy something after noon and enjoy your 2 hour ride to the next doctor.

I mean if you like living in a 70's commieblock surrounded by arabs and turks and paying 1500€ kalt for it, then sure, München is superb.
>but muh Biergärten filled with american tourists, muh Stadtkultur
kys

Sorry I don't speak faggot

immense problems for these multimillionaire kickers.

enjoy your Dr.Iwobi with a degree written on an Aldi bag who doesn't understand a word you say
>but I can buy a Tütensuppe at 10 pm
state of Sörens

>this much for a player benched for sterling

> À vingt-quatre ans,
already a mistake in the article lmao

>he doesn't speak his Muttersprache

If Leroy joins Bayern he pretty much has a Stammplatzgranatie from Löw?

? he's been starting every game despite being benched at city.

Its not a shithole at all, but lets be honest here. If youre a famous multi-millionaire, Munich isnt anything special. Manchester probably less so.

I hope Sane and Gnabry suffer life ending injuries. I really don't want to see them play for germany next year.

I personally hope Bayern play against Atletico in the CL next season and Kimmich pulls his Ribery-tier kind of shit vs Diego Costa.

This is why noone likes customers. This type of arrogance.

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Who is it?

> Nach BILD-Informationen ist der FC Arsenal heiß auf einen Bundesliga-Innenverteidiger und hat bei dessen Klub ein Angebot über 60 Mio Euro Ablöse abgegeben. Doch das reicht den Bossen nicht.

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Ginter or Akanji/Zagadou. I doubt anyone would be stupid enough to pay that for Tah.

>Sane and Havertz
this kills the festgeldkonto

Upamecano/Konate

One or both of them? I wouldn't sell either of them.

>One or both of them?

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One of them. Me neither, especially not for 60m
Arsenal was linked more than once to Upamecano so I guess its him.

Leipzig doesnt need money though. Selling Upamecano would destroy their chances at top 3.

wasn't zagadou heavily linked to the EPLEL recently?

ligainsider.de/dayot-upamecano_11541/60-millionen-euro-angebot-abgelehnt-274404/
it's actualy upa it seems

Zagadou is a Rohdiamant. Aki and Zorc know that. They won't sell or Favre kriegt nen Anfall.

Thats why they rejected the offer

Upamecano könnte zwar auch per Ausstiegsklausel aus seinem Kontrakt herausgekauft werden, die festgeschriebene Ablöse beläuft sich dem Vernehmen nach aber auf 100 Millionen Euro (80 Millionen Euro im nächsten Sommer).

How does one even pronounce "Dayotchanculle"?

>Doch das reicht den Bossen nicht.
This implies they want more.

gut so

>muh sippenhaft
based /pol/erina /deutsch/jungfrau retard
bitte häng dich weg
>he’s not a nazi he just hangs around with nazis and behaves like a nazi
:^]

You guys were right. Its about Upamecano.

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during the U21 euro he said that he'd do another season at leipzig but who knows

does leipzig have any non blacks in their team?

Hey Uli ...

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t. utter brainlet

>Wieso kam Joshua Kimmich für seinen Tritt gegen Jadon Sancho im Supercup mit der Gelben Karte davon? Am Montag erklärten die DFB-Schiedsrichterbosse, was in Dortmund schieflief.

>Dass Joshua Kimmich beim Abpfiff des Supercups noch auf dem Rasen stand, halten auch Lutz Michael Fröhlich und Jochen Drees für einen Fehler. Der Rechtsverteidiger des FC Bayern hatte am Samstag bei der 0:2-Niederlage in Dortmund während einer Unterbrechung BVB-Flügelstürmer Jadon Sancho im Seitenaus einen Tritt verpasst, aber dafür nur die Gelbe Karte gesehen.

>Während Kimmich selbst die Verwarnung noch für unberechtigt hielt und betonte, nicht absichtlich gehandelt zu haben, erklärte Schiedsrichter-Chef Fröhlich nun am Montag in Köln: "Wer einem Gegenspieler in einer Spielunterbrechung so auf den Fuß tritt, muss regeltechnisch eine Rote Karte bekommen."

>Doch warum half Videoschiedsrichter Robert Schröder Referee Daniel Siebert nicht bei der korrekten Beurteilung der Szene? "Video-Assistent Robert Schröder ist im formalen Ablaufprozess ein Fehler unterlaufen", erklärte Videobeweis-Projektleiter Drees. "Er hätte Schiedsrichter Daniel Siebert zu einer eigenen Bewertung in die Review-Area schicken müssen, da dieser auf dem Platz keine klare Wahrnehmung von der Szene hatte. Stattdessen hat er mit seinem Team im Video-Keller die Situation fälschlicherweise selbst mit einer Gelben Karte bewertet."

>Drees: "So dramatisch sehe ich den Rückschlag nicht"
>Der Akzeptanz des Videobeweises war die Szene nicht zuträglich, auch BVB-Sportdirektor Michael Zorc fehlte "jegliches Verständnis, aber wirklich jegliches Verständnis" für die Beurteilung der "deutlichen Tätlichkeit". Drees aber sagt: "So dramatisch sehe ich den Rückschlag nicht." Der Anspruch, "keine Fehler zu machen", sei mit Menschen fast nicht zu erfüllen. "Es ist leider in der Aufregung eines wichtigen Spiels passiert, und daran wollen und müssen wir für die Zukunft weiter arbeiten."

sané is on his way
who laughs last laughs best

He might be, noone denies that. The real question is: Can Sané solve all of Bayern's problems?

>"Video-Assistent Robert Schröder ist im formalen Ablaufprozess ein Fehler unterlaufen", erklärte Videobeweis-Projektleiter Drees. "Er hätte Schiedsrichter Daniel Siebert zu einer eigenen Bewertung in die Review-Area schicken müssen, da dieser auf dem Platz keine klare Wahrnehmung von der Szene hatte. Stattdessen hat er mit seinem Team im Video-Keller die Situation fälschlicherweise selbst mit einer Gelben Karte bewertet."
...
>Fehler
>fälschlicherweise
pure absicht olmo

>>Doch warum half Videoschiedsrichter Robert Schröder Referee Daniel Siebert nicht bei der korrekten Beurteilung der Szene? "Video-Assistent Robert Schröder ist im formalen Ablaufprozess ein Fehler unterlaufen", erklärte Videobeweis-Projektleiter Drees. "Er hätte Schiedsrichter Daniel Siebert zu einer eigenen Bewertung in die Review-Area schicken müssen, da dieser auf dem Platz keine klare Wahrnehmung von der Szene hatte. Stattdessen hat er mit seinem Team im Video-Keller die Situation fälschlicherweise selbst mit einer Gelben Karte bewertet."

Are they ACTUALLY retarded?

Memes aside we actually need a VAR to watch VAR.

bayern has no problem except missing von winger
that’s sane

>schokoelfe
fuck off back to /deutsch/, du dumme fette sau
also don’t pretend your not him.

Makes no sense at all.

what the fuck man

this
why weren’t there any good guys with concealed carry video assistant referees in the stadium? it all could have been prevented

hi

/sex/

rüde

Ich halte einen Transfer, 3 Tage vor Transferende in England, als unwahrscheinlicher denn je.
Mir fehlt die Vorstellungskraft, dass Bayern ne 3-stellige Millionen Ablösesumme zahlt.
Ferner ein Gehalt von angeblich 19 Millionen pro Jahr.

Das Festgeldkonto soll ja prall gefüllt sein, aber für was?

Bayern macht hier wirklich keine gute Figur beim Transfer

I personally think Bayern needs another DM and a 4th winger, since apparently they plan to make Davies a FB as opposed to a winger.

No you were not. 0,5 xG each, 1 xG combined.
Not 0,5 xG combined like you said

WHY IS THERE STILL NO DIAGNOSIS??? I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT

yes I've had sex, did you?

Its probably nothing desu, if City hasnt announced anything.

/bundes/ did it!

www1.wdr.de/sport/fussball/erste-bundesliga/bvb-owomoyela-dickel-100.html

Eklat bei Borussia Dortmund: Während der Live-Übertragung des 4:1-Testspiel-Erfolgs gegen Udinese Calcio Ende Juli im vereinseigenen BVB-TV verwendeten die Kommentatoren Patrick Owomoyela und Norbert Dickel mehrfach den Begriff "Itaker". Zudem amüsierten sich die beiden Sprecher über die Namen der Udine-Spieler. Owomoyela schickte ferner im typischen Hitler-Tonfall den Satz "Große Schlachten, die hier geschlagen wurden", über den Sender. Das sorgte in den Fanforen für großen Protest.

Das Spiel ist zwar bereits einige Tage alt, doch im Fanforum "Schwatzgelb" sorgen die Äußerungen der beiden Ex-Spieler für Kopfschütteln. "Nobby und Owo zum Fremdschämen" heißt es da. "Bullshit hoch 10" bewertet Nutzer "Lutz09" die Äußerungen. Nutzer "Jacksons" meint: "Wer Italiener wiederholt beleidigt [...] und auch noch eine Hitlerparodie zum Besten gibt, dem muss man schon mitteilen, dass das ziemlich grenzwertig ist."

Da kann man schon mal Itaker sagen

Itaker = Italienischer Kamerad
Not an insult.

I actually found their humour funny though a little over the top.

Shinji is back im Training btw.

good for Okazaki

>though a little over the top.
Go back to TM, faggot.

want to fuck that model from the adambeauty commercial

Delmenhorst. Vor dem DFB-Pokalspiel zwischen Atlas Delmenhorst und Werder Bremen gibt es Ärger um einen Fanschal. Hintergrund ist der Verkauf von Delmenhorster Schals und T-Shirts mit dem Motto "Auf gute Freunde". Der Slogan sorgt für Kritik.

Kurz vor dem DFB-Pokalspiel zwischen dem SV Atlas Delmenhorst und dem SV Werder hat der Bremer Bundesligist den Verkauf eines Delmenhorster Schals eingestellt, der auch im eigenen Fanshop geführt wurde. Darauf ist der Slogan "Auf gute Freunde" zu lesen, was wegen eines gleichnamigen Liedes der Hardrockband Böhse Onkelz Kritik in der Bremer Fanszene ausgelöst hat. Der Gruppe wird eine Tendenz zur rechten Szene nachgesagt.

bremen based as always

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Why cant people keep their politics out of football.

>received breaking news coverage in /bundes/
>Staatsfunk discovers the topic weeks later

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>Darauf ist der Slogan "Auf gute Freunde" zu lesen, was wegen eines gleichnamigen Liedes der Hardrockband Böhse Onkelz Kritik in der Bremer Fanszene ausgelöst hat. Der Gruppe wird eine Tendenz zur rechten Szene nachgesagt.
Clown world. These people are mentally ill.

Alison Brie is the best

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hello i’m your doctor
doesn’t look good to be frank. it says here on my chart that you’re a virgin.
i’m very sorry

>Atlas Delmenhorst
The sequel to Atlas Shrugged?

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dumm und fett

Both genetic so stop bullying okay?

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telling the truth isn’t rude
you should have been told the truth more in your childhood maybe wäre dann was aus dir geworden.

no
fat isn’t genetic

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>HSV vs Nürnclubb today
YEHOOOOOOO
ICH DRÜCK AUFS GAS HÖR DIE 500PS

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keine frau nicht mal ne fette hässliche wird dich jemals so anschauen, off topic jungfrau
:^]

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wtf is going on

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specki, verpiss dich
dumme fette jungfrauen sau

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>obsessing over virginity
Back to your incel support forum

You are worse than him.

>being a virgin
lmao at your l1fe

I think this is the most söytastic thing I've read all year. This is one step below banning water because Hitler used to drink water.

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t. dumme fette sau

made me chuckle because i'm eating a piece of brie cheese atm

Owomoyela that fucking Nadsi!
the clownification is getting faster by the minute.

>lying on the internet

youtube.com/watch?v=bn6a_GW-SZA

based janny

BASED janny

back to deutsch, retard

>sucking the janny's shrivelled up microdick

I hope your Durchfall is caused by Darmkrebs

m8

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Good looking Brötchen

topkek!

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>still not having sex

>schwarzer macht n hitler witz
>deutsche sörens regen sich drüber auf
yikes

I remember when we exclusively broke that news here on /bundes/

Sören please leave

They are going to destroy Nobby and Owo

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FUCK BILD
AND
FUCK SPRINGER

This. I only read volksverpetzer with my /r/de brudis.

erst tönnies und jetzt das

is everybody bwlow the age of 30 a SJW now? people are getting dumber and dumber, I thought this fad would end at some point.

>retards control educational system
>be surprised everyone grows into being a retard
ah yes

mdr.de/sport/fussball_3l/aue-boss-will-chemnitzer-nachwuchs-helfen-100.html
say what you want, /ourhelge/ has his head screwed in the right way

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tfw you don't live in a modernist Villa

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>tanned nadsis
fug :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

thank god

good guy

twitter.com/hl_helge/status/1150060088343838720
like a dad with his four sons

Sind denn alle behindert geworden seit der Jahrtausendwende?
Hatten wir einfach zu lange schon weder Hungersnot noch Krieg?

>werner leaving on a free
>upa and konaté also leaving next season
>le dozen english prospects
>nailsmeme
is the era of the bull already over?

not if we win the treble next year

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your wife is cute

Leipzig got the best scouts in Europe probably. Theyll find new talents to promote.

>the virgin Trainingslager in the Alps
>the chad Trainingsurlaub an der Ostsee
bless him

>Nagelbette-Entzündung am linken Zeigefinger, weil ich mir mal wieder an den Nägeln rumgekaut habe
Da erstmal schön 'ne Nadel reinstechen, dass der dicke Eiter da rausläuft.

feels good man

i'd usually agree but Nkunku and the 2 english mutts were lazy finds.

Nkunku seems solid though
and maybe helps make Augustin nig around less

yeah but his name is already on the scene, and that's why he cost 18m to begin with. You'd expect Leipzig to go for lowkey names if their scouting was so great, even if it's through their farm club

translation please

Is Heidenheim and Stuttgart a big fixture or something, it's on on BT Sport 3 ?

>Owomoyela imitated Hitler
He basically said a phrase used by Hitler once, while commentating a Dortmund friendly. Its a big fuss over nothing.

Oh, I owomoyela was a word I hadn't seen before.

owo

My bad. Yeah Owo is a popular Dortmund player. Great guy and as you can see hes black. So obviously hes not a fucking "Nazi".

>I thought this fad would end at some point.

nö its only getting worse at this point.
its unironically gonna be some brave new world shit where speech and language will be in total control

>blacks can't be nazis
your brain on leftism

*notices lebensraum*

Its more about the fact that hes a successful, smart and accomplished person that doesnt allow for him to be a nazi. Being black is the social proof any retard, which can quickly see as being absurd when theres an uproar about him quoting Hitler.

>Its more about the fact that hes a successful, smart and accomplished person that doesnt allow for him to be a nazi.
damn Alois that is some great baiting

28 hours since the injury and still no Diagnose. Guess it's bad.

Bait

Im pretty sure if it was bad, it would be all over Bild. Someone would have leaked the info.

Base Zorc.

>Nach BILD-Informationen steht Maximilian Philipp (25) unmittelbar vor einem Wechsel zu Dinamo Moskau. Rund 20 Millionen Euro soll der Abgang des Ex-Freiburgers in die BVB-Kasse spülen.

Owomoyela ist ein Askari nach meinem Geschmack. Der trägt dir das MG und lädt noch nach wenn du Asamoahs jagst.

Stupid move from Philipp. Should have come to Frankfurt.

Frankfurt didnt wanna pay the transfer fee.

>Why can't we make Hitler jokes? They are so funnay xDDDD
Is this /school dropout general/?

kek

based Soja retard

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>he actually believes that
>because some newspaper said some guy who made Hitler jokes online made Hitler jokes online
the fuck is going on

Lutsch deine Schwänze woanders, Lappen.

Black "people"

tz.de/sport/fc-bayern/leroy-san-kippt-transfer-zum-fc-bayern-schreiben-medien-zur-verletzung-anderer-san-im-gespraech-zr-12878904.html

Uwe Moyela ist schwarz, aber ihr seid Neger.

>Leroy-san
ugu

How do you unread something?

kek

nice

based

quintessentially miasanmia
(TN: miasanmia means cunt)

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WAS IST DENN JETZT MIT SANE VERDAMMTE SCHEIßE?!

MÖÖÖÖP MÖÖÖÖP

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Why dont Buyern just get Salif Sahne from Schalke and spare them the embarrassement

HSV HSV HSV 3 punkte heute alder

...

nice addition to my cringe compilation

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how do i achieve that seamless neck to head transition?

At first I thought that was Hinteregger.

Der ist bis übermorgen sicher gekauft.

take away the laptop the suit and you have that fat frankfurt faggot that postet his pic here a few days ago.

>At first I thought that was Hinteregger.

#metoo

he'll get a pass since he is black.
I think he was making fun of the fact Nobbi said "Itaker" and started pronouncing the players names like "lasagne" or stuff like that because the names seemed similar.

Kek, they even seem to have taken the whole match down of their channel. Shit, I really wanted to find the moment.

Neue fussball2000

youtube.com/watch?v=iwl3JYKY-eE

>Not even Negers can escape this shit
At least they are fair, I gues.

doesnt matter if its funny or not, thats not the question. The question is if its worth losing your tits over it.

Yeah I watched it live and laughed alot at their bantz. Sadly someone always needs to take offense. They even apologized right after their jokes and said "there might be some Italian origin BVB fans and we men no disrespect, as Germans its difficult to pronounce some names and they sound funny to us."

It was all fun and games. Even "Itaker" isnt a derogatory term, but it does originate from WW2.

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XD

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never do any kind of work or sudden movements, eat a lot of sweets

still have to read 7 bundes threads, ugh

Well no granate today. Cu tomorrow lads.

We are watcing HSV right?

Tobihoeneß they were kind of annoying that day. They thought they were super funny and KULTIG and cracked semi-funny jokes the whole time. For the 90 minutes Owo just wouldn't stop talking.

Of course, always.

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NUR

Wir wohl grade der kleine Lord ordentlich abgewürgt. Schon zum zweiten Mal heute.

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING BROS

NÜRNBERG IS DER CLUB

HSV still having emirates as sponsors despite being in the 2. Bundesliga? im suprised, that they didnt terminate the contract

>unironically watching HSV

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I'm watching Nürnberg desu

Wer zum Geier guckt noch Drachenlord? Das war vor vielen Jahren mal witzig, aber jetzt? Das ist doch nur noch die Hoffnung, dass er vor laufender Kamera an hero macht.

Not wanting to see Hamburgers choke AGAIN

>2nd matchday
>everyone has conceded already

MÖNDCHEN MANTEL

HecKING!

:Dd

This is a HSV general, newfren

>He doesn't rate Hecking
>He doesn't rate neo-new-HSV
wew look at this plebian

what are /bundes/ favorite games?

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yeah I know what you mean, it was Owo stopping Nobbi from doing more borderline racist boomer talk though

Habe vor ein paar Monaten erst (von meinem kleinen Bruder) erfahren, dass der Typ beinahe auf Chris-Chan Level ist. Hab den all die Jahre ignoriert, weil ich dachte, das wäre nur irgendson kringeliger Metal-Reviewer oder so.

urm what are you doing with our waifu?

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Weist Größe is nicht alles ich bin ausdauernd und kann mehrfach hinter einander abspritzen und dabei is es auch nicht gerade wenig was ich Pro Orgasmus abspritze. Das is wichtiger als die Größe die die am meisten die fresse aufreisen haben meistens vielleicht nen größeren Schwanz als ich aber dafür kommense zu schnell. ich hatte mal eine die meinte das sie es schöner findet wen er net so groß ist. ausserdem wen du zu groß bist tust du der frau nur weh. umfang is wichtiger als länge

Also so stark is das garnet ich spritze nie besonders weit aber halt viel und nein bei mir is das eben so für mich war das auch nie viel den das is normal bei mir. das das viuel is sagen immer nur andere

does bundes member playing as Der Libero himself?

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Fever Pitch Soccer is surprisingly good, but I remember there was a certain... wonkiness to it. The diagonal display of the pitch is a bit unintuitive, and some of the different pitches are just annoying to play on (the sand one is just terrible). But it's a lot of fun how massively you can influence the ball in mid-air after having shot it.

My favourite football game would have to be International Superstar Soccer Deluxe though. Would take a while to explain, but of all the old football video games I have (and my collection is quite large), it just has the most polish while still feeling like an arcade game - as opposed to the modern football games that all try to be simulations and end up having a ton of automatized stuff that just wrestles control away from the player.

I'm not sure I played this more than once, which makes me believe it was pretty bad, but I can't be sure. Memory's hazy, and I'm not at home to take a look.

>you now remember she has an MBE

astroturfing /deutsch/losers fuck off nobody likes your shit you’re all just like drachenlord all human garbage

>Das war vor vielen Jahren mal witzig
may be if you were 6 years old "vor vielen Jahren"

>Chris-Chan
anhero for even knowing who this is

>anhero for even knowing who this is
How would I not know who Chris-Chan is? You know we are on 4-Chan, right?

yeah, ISS Deluxe was the best of course.

But for me, K.H. Rummenigge's Player Manager has a special place in my heart

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based janny

I don't think I own this one. Is it an actual manager simulation? Or is it just a regular early 90s footy game?

ISS Deluxe is an utter classic in my family. When I'm home (studying in a different city), me and my big brother often visit my uncle to play a few rounds against one another, or some 3 player vs AI matches. My uncle's been playing that game since it released, handing it down to us later on. Guy still knows some passwords off the top of his head. Give him a controller and he will be able to hammer in "brazil vs world all stars" without even thinking about it. I think at this point my brother is the better player though.

Super Soccer
Striker
Premier Manager 99

oh and Bundesliga Manager for C64

>playing the tough guy on an anime board

Selling any Granaten?

I was joking. It seems to be the game kick off with a management mode attached to it apparently.

I only had Soccer Shootout, which was fun. Even had an indoor mode.
Fifa on the SNES was shit somehow.

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aaah, the sweet sour stench of a virgin(male)

mobie time

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just remembered leibold joined HSV

Durchfallanon is shitting up the thread again...

me being cozy in the back

>1990-something
>Kalle has an iPhone on the table

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Yeah, FIFA '97 is trash. Indoors mode sounds like a fun idea, but the game is just way too fast to control anything, and the sprites are too tiny. It's just a mess, and indoor just makes it more confusing rather than fun.

That being said, I don't really like modern FIFA either. As I said above, I would prefer if it would go back to being arcadey again, but the modern sports game market just demands emulations and muh licenses. People don't want to play a video game, they want to imagine themselves playing in their favourite team. Which is fine, obviously, but it lead to a market where no one even tries to make a different football game unless it is some completely off-the-walls stuff like Mario Strikers, which is just a different game entirely.

Could be a notepad.

Fifa 98 was the shit though. I mean RTWC obviously

I never really tried PES back i nthe day, heard winning eleven soccer was quite good and the spiritual successor of the ISS games on N64

its brazzo

RTWC wasn't on the SNES though, was it?
Winning Eleven is good, yeah.

there was one, but I doubt its any good.
No, the first 3D Fifa was really something back then

>glubb

Just promote us already

nuremberg truly were too shit for bundes

Let's see if you can hold up for more than half a season this time

Looking at the table of 2nd Bundes this season got me all excited. Will probably be a pretty wild ride this year, so many teams that can aim for direct relegation, so many big names.

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why did you sell players to a direct rival for promotion

based Patrick "nächstes Mal ohne Italien" Owomoyela

ein verein deren fans sich selbst die clubberer (gerne auch glubberer) nennen haben nichts anderes verdient

cheer up fren

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Patrick "kauft nicht bei Schalkern" Owomoyela

heh

Treffen sich Tönnies und Owomoyela in einer Bar.

top heh

Today was a good day. 1st Bundes next year for HSV

>holding hands with a ruhrpott assi from schalke
yikes

What about Jürgen "Jürgen Kultkloppo Klopp" Klopp?

welt.de/sport/article197986715/Malcom-Rassisitische-St-Petersburg-Fans-protestieren-gegen-Stareinkauf.html

Zenit bleibt stabil

I remember when someone told me Hecking is shit this summer. I'm laughing at your lifes. I knew Hecking would destroy 2nd bundes.

This movie is hilarious and consistently entertaining...

thx fren

Why do this? Why this need to get cocky? Did you learn nothing?

just like wolf ;)

>gifted a draw against Intestinetown at home
>behind Aue and KSC
lemur

I have suffered enough. Now is the time to gloat for a season.

>obvious elfmeter not given
>gifted a draw
lol we dominated the shtiters of Darmstadt

wait till he chokes

But you gloat at the beginning of every season. Have you no long term memory? Have you no humbleness? Sure, enjoy this win and look forward to the next one, but if you already act out again, you will just end up burned. Like last season. And the season before. And the season before...

>But you gloat at the beginning of every season.
I don't.

But you have seen those who do.

bhahaha guck dir die zwei assis an

^kringel

Of course. But there have been more doomers/realists for a few years now. The delusional retards are now in the minority.

>lost 1000€ in stocks the past week
yes hello where do I kill myself

Just put your face into your Müllschredder in the middle of your sink.

>gambling
disgusting

^

I...I don't have anything like that
my sink's just a sink

>kysing yourself over 1000 euronen

Oh, yeah, I forgot. You are poor.

that would be 25% of my savings tho

just buy & hold and ignore short term fluctuations

fucking richfag

not like I have a choice ;_;

>1 win in 8 games for bosz

wew

r-rude

merely pretending

they looked awful when I watched them. dunno what went wrong

>rebic also leaving

Jesus, Eintracht is gonna collapse next season.

yeah well thats what they said last year too

cope

we'll see

they did not lose their three best offensive players last year

they just going to sign a Rebeljic

>Upamecano
If Arsenal raise their bid to the 65-75 million area, how willing are RB to let go of him? Isn’t he their best center half and one of the main reasons they were in the top 3?

he was injured the entire second half

source?

youtube.com/watch?v=bnhnShhxfhQ

this is murrica

>1860 got walloped
hehe

>not selling that dumb nigger for 20mil already
ishyggywiggy

I unironically just sharted
T. Sick

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Holy fucking Christ dude I’ve been nearly sharting all day at work because I’ve been loading my creatine up starting today. Straight up drippy diarrhea sharts

>tfw my neighbours are having loud sex with their window open

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Yell something already. Make them the ones feeling uncomfortable.

Based af

This but make it an intellectual statement like "SCHEISS DRAUF, MALLE IST NUR EINMAL IM JAHR!"

i went to smoke a cigarette on the balcony and i think they noticed when i intentionally coughed quite loudly

hopefully next time they'll remember to close the window before she fakes another orgasm

That's quite passive-aggressive. Be active-aggressive instead. Atleast turn on your music super loud whenever they do it again.

should have screamed "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWD"

kek

well done

Why don't back ladies grow hair on their legs?

Ask your mother.

Less than 48 hours until the Sane deal is blown off.

it's not. tm figured it out.

Warum sind denn 200 gesamt zu viel? Man hat ja auch vier Verdiener weg davon zwei sicher mit recht viel Gehalt. Soll er halt 15 mille bekommen. Der Transfer ist nen Statement Transfer und gleichzeitig sollte Sane auch helfen wenn er seine Leistung bestätigt. Denke er wird Topverdiener sein, aber so, das man sich das Gehaltsgefüge eben nicht komplett zerhaut. Vllt. bekommt er nen Teil einfach Bar und schon hat man das Problem gelöst.

>how to not destroy your wage structure: pay the guy millions up front

it's fucking genious

>Vllt. bekommt er nen Teil einfach Bar
>Bar

FLOSSEN WEG VOM FESTGELDKONTO

>tfw this is finally the season buyern will finish with zero titles

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yes its possible

And it feels sooooooo good.

Why are dutch people such turbonormies?

Weil der Wüstenboden enorme Hitze abstrahlt, da würde Beinbehaarung verkokeln.

just read about RB Leipzig having to little German players. Do third and fourth goalie also count?

Because if Dortmund would sell Philipp and Weigl, they would only have 12 Germany because of Oelschlägl and Unbehaun.

Do 3rd and 4th generation German Americans count as German? If so I'm 100% German

That would still be more than in Bayern's 17 player squad.

right, they only have 10 germans, how did they get away with that

Pay the fee and take the ni-, you're not getting him cheap

I seriously hope he's some burger mod. everything else would be quite sad. :_:

based, can't wait for them to hire a laptop zoomer in January because the aufstieg is sicher again.

>Götze has to stay as the token German
worth every penny

I'm new to bundes and Yea Forums in general. Which teams should I support? Bear in mind that I am not an undercover FBI agent.

Also let me r8 any manifestos you have for an upcoming mass shooting.

Aue la

pick the team that has players you like on it?
>how do i know which players i like?
watch random games when they're on
please don't pick bayern or dortmund as we have enough retarded foreign bayern fans here(ösis) and 2 or 3 of the dortmund chairfolders are as bad.

As for my manifesto:
>be american
>get shot
>in case of failure to get shot, shoot

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that's an instruction, not a manifesto.
anyways, Anzeige ist raus.

Can this good american boy fix >schalke?

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Freunde just because an 8% jewess thru a long matriarchal line exists and is beautiful doesn't mean she is not 92% aryan. She's ours Don't let them play their 1 drop nigger shit

fixing >schalke is like fixing a 50 year old Lada you found at the bottom of a lake. Possible, but you'll need brute force and Fingerspitzengefühl (anglos should know this according to dict.cc - get fucked janny)

yes of course i know, it mean's fingerbanging.

true, let me fix it:

It is the duty of every american to get shot
However as I have failed to do so, I will help others

t. American Incel with access to guns before beer

to keep things bundes relevant: I am still waiting on Le Reu Sahne to be done and over with

I don't want to leave my comfy house in 22 minutes /bundes/ :(

why? what is happening in 22 minutes? are you headed to a school or a shopping mall?

again, let me stress that i am just making conversation with my fellow alt-rights and am in no way an undercover FBI agent.

you know, nazi stuff

Is that Pavel Pardo in the background?

Less than 72hours for Sané to happen.

120 million GBP, thank you

sent a big brown elefant to the porcelain shop

Atleast. Realistically it should be 120GBP+15 in bonuses like games played.

Out of the loop, where is sane rumored to be going? buyern?

>„Meine Bayern“ heißt die Kolumne von SPORT BILD-Reporter-Legende Raimund Hinko, die sich mit dem deutschen Rekordmeister befasst. Hinko begleitet die Münchner seit Jahrzehnten.

>Liebe Bayern-Fans,

>falls ihr müde und ermattet seid von den Never-Ending-Storys über Leroy Sané und seinem Transfer von Manchester City zum FC Bayern – macht einfach mal Pause. Atmet tief durch. Entspannt euch. Am Verlauf könnt ihr sowieso nichts ändern.

>Ich versuche mal, euch auf andere Gedanken zu bringen. Selbst dann, wenn ihr enttäuscht sein solltet, weil Bayern im Supercup gegen Borussia Dortmund 0:2 verlor. „Wo fand denn das Spiel statt“, fragten mich am Wochenende ein paar Freunde aus der Schweiz. Als ich Dortmund sagte, schauten sie mich ziemlich entgeistert an. „Manchester City hat doch am Sonntag im Wembley-Stadion gegen den FC Liverpool gewonnen, also in London auf neutralem Boden“, argumentierten sie. „Warum kriegt man das in Deutschland nicht hin?“

>Ich argumentierte ziemlich hilflos, dass dieser Wettbewerb sowieso eine Farce sei, da Bayern sowohl Meister, als auch Pokalsieger sei, und weil Vizemeister Dortmund im Pokal bereits im Achtelfinale gegen Werder Bremen ausgeschieden sei. „Wer bestimmt denn das“, wurde ich gefragt. „Sollte nicht lieber Leipzig als Pokalfinalist der Gegner sein? Oder Köln, der Meister der 2. Liga? Oder der HSV, der das Geld gut brauchen könnte“ Sie hörten nicht auf: „Wenn das Stadion in Dortmund so gefürchtet ist, warum stellt sich der BVB dann hinten rein und überlässt Bayern das Fußball spielen, obwohl man ein Heimspiel hat?“

>Ich war des Diskutierens müde und sagte: „Der BVB ist halt allemal attraktiver, dennoch ist das ein komischer Cup. 2016 und 2017 fand das sogenannte Finale auch in Dortmund statt, 2018 bei Pokalsieger Frankfurt – und dreimal gewann mit Bayern der Meister. Fragt doch mal bei der DFL in Frankfurt nach, was der Unsinn soll.“

...

He then goes on about Sané and other Bayern players.

Bayern want him, since hes a German national player, but City want 137million GBP and Bayern are stingy fucks. Then Sané got injured in the Community shield 2 days ago, noone knows how badly and lastly the English transfer window ends in 2 days, which means that City would need a replacement before then.

Stingy entitled fucks*
Hope City have the balls to bench him for two years unless Bayern pay up

>Bayern gets to play ever cup match against Dortmund at home
zzZZzzz

>Dortmund gets to host a useless Mickey Mouse cup
OMG this is robbery!!!

Maybe they picked Dortmund because their stewards don't flee when customs officers come knocking.

And now theyre offering Sané 20+?

Yeah, never seem to complain when they play at home every single important Pokal game.

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>Sané has reportedly said his goodbyes to his Man City teammates
Granate?

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is today the day?

is sane even a granate? im not so sure desu

i mean he's definitely top 5 attackers u23
the added bonus is that he is le nationalelf man
the other thing is he is one of those "inside forward/inverted winger" type players like robben and ribéry so he is a fitting replacement based on player type.

Bayern can't afford to wait any longer for a replacement for them and Man City don't use him much any more so it just makes sense

'fraid so

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Great footballer, but who knows how he handles FC Hollywood. Also doubtful if he has Robbery's impact. These two were always on fire.

if he is so good why dont man city use him much any more?

>aua aua verletzt
potential Blindgänger

he literally almost killed Sancho. Fuck Kimmich and fuck Bayern for paying the ref that he got no red card. Fussball mafia dfb at best.
Its sooo damn good that Dortmund won anyway

Can't stand Kimmich. If he had done this to my team mate I would have stomped his size 38 feet a minute later on the pitch.

Delaney would have done that, too bad he was on the bench.

Kimmich is the most overrated player in whole bundes. That fucking mustache manlet can piss of whereever he came from

this is the move that will kill Bayern's dominance

racism because he's half black of course

>Never-Ending-Storys
Could've just written "unendliche Geschichte", but I guess you can't expect a Bild brainlet to know Michael Ende or even the German language.

They do. English clubs play 30% more games than German clubs per season. So even if Sané isnt a regular starter, he does play.

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>„AS“: FC Bayern verfolgt Situation von Bale genau – Leihe kurz vor Transferschluss?

>Dem Berichten zufolge beobachtet Bayern die Situation des bei Real aussortierten Walisers genau. Eigentlich seien weder der Spieler noch die „Königlichen“ an einer Leihe interessiert, heißt es zwar. Aber der deutsche Rekordmeister würde es in Erwägung ziehen, Bale zum Ende der Sommer-Transferperiode auf diese Weise unter Vertrag zu nehmen – sofern die Situation des Angreifers weiterhin unverändert ist.

reason i think he doesn't play is because people fell out of love with him like with Eto'o, Mandzukic, Ibrahimovic, Yaya and Ribéry

That and because there are 3 better wingers at City. Also, he DID play. Just not as much as a full starter

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He doesn't consistently perform like Sterling and Bernardo do on the wings. Very poor in quite a few matches but he's also scored some key goals
Can't really argue with Pep because Sterling and Bernardo have done him the job

>weder der Spieler noch die „Königlichen“ an einer Leihe interessiert
>Aber der deutsche Rekordmeister würde es in Erwägung ziehen
Based Brazzo dictating Real's transfer business.

while Sterling had a crazy good season (not forgetting the good season he had with Liverpool too) I don't think he is as good as Sané.
Bernardo Silva is definitely better and probably will be the best player at City for the next few years, possibly in the prem.
Mahrez is definitely not as good but is more two-footed and thus got given more game time when Sterling was on the left and Bernardo was in the centre.

>no agreed fee
> say bye bye to teammates
State of this

> don't think he is as good as Sané.
I highly disagree.
>Mahrez is definitely not as good
I highly disagree, but then again Mahrez is a different type of winger.

The reason I think Sané is amazing, but not as good (yet), is because he always dribbles and rarely looks up to pass. Hes a very selfish player. But hopefully he can learn to change this behavior. He definitely has the potential to become a top 10 wingers and I hope he does.

>„Wer bestimmt denn das“, wurde ich gefragt. „Sollte nicht lieber Leipzig als Pokalfinalist der Gegner sein? Oder Köln, der Meister der 2. Liga? Oder der HSV, der das Geld gut brauchen könnte“ Sie hörten nicht auf: „Wenn das Stadion in Dortmund so gefürchtet ist, warum stellt sich der BVB dann hinten rein und überlässt Bayern das Fußball spielen, obwohl man ein Heimspiel hat?“
This is the moment where it's obvious the whole story was only real in his mind.

Sané reminds me of Dumbelel, real skills but no game intelligence. Seems like he'll flop under a non worldclass coach.

Yeah, I would never leave Pep as a young player who gets to play "enough".

In other news.

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>SPORT BILD-Reporter-Legende
there never was and never will be such a thing

since you are explaining yourself well and discussing nicely I might as well explain why I think Sané is better than Sterling.
I see Sterling like a Ribéry type player, more a creator type player who sets up the chances. Sterling in the seasons before last had terrible finishing and was very prone to brainfarts on the final move. He still showed that for England, but definitely improved leaps and bounds for city this year. Unlike Ribéry though he has no telepathic link with his fullback or with his opposite winger and is quite reliant on them giving him more than he does to them

I agree that Sterling is more consistent but Sané is very hot when he's hot and yeah he is cold sometimes too. He has a really good eye for goal and yes he is selfish but that's how Robben was too before he was corrected. Hopefully the same thing happens. 10g10a in 20 apps is for me, still amazing on a below par season in comparison to 17+12 in 34 from Sterling although I know stats aren't everything and Sterling had something extra that season.

Hope you can sort of get what I'm saying, I'm not good at formulating thoughts and formatting my writing.

>Die Schweizer Bundesanwaltschaft hat in der Affäre um die Fußball-WM 2006 Anklage gegen die früheren DFB-Funktionäre Theo Zwanziger, Wolfgang Niersbach und Horst R. Schmidt erhoben. Zwanziger und Schmidt sowie dem früheren FIFA-Generalsekretär Urs Linsi wird Betrug in Mittäterschaft vorgeworfen. Niersbach wird die Gehilfenschaft zu Betrug angelastet. Mehr in Kürze hier auf ZEIT ONLINE
lel, all that effort for a 6 million slush fund

I can see your point. It makes sense.

>Müller
>15m

new thread

Jews and minorities are based and yT people are evil