/nrl/

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Can confirm his penis is pathetic - at least compared to Jamal's!

dailytelegraph.com.au/sport/nrl/teams/sea-eagles/why-trent-barrett-deserves-some-credit-for-manlys-revival-under-des-hasler/news-story/c0f5019f68333d6828a896f5fd83b1a5?fbclid=IwAR2O3MtHP_Uo8XHDGZeJIQTU5clRAn-fYExu4zGNYyvBitgKPtL46KMl7iA

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

autosage yet again

*unironically pays for modern journalism*

which paper mate

The Goystralian

yeah reckon it's still the best local one even if it's written for conservatards

for me it's the courier mail

do you actually pay for that rag

did you actually think this was a funny post?

t. nightshit

Just spent $1800 at the dentist lads

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if gooks can get working holiday visas without having a job here beforehand im sure you could my friend

come brisvegas

Shiggy's 5th lads :(

Nicole......

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go the mighty warriors

shall be losing my 8th spot to the superior munster dumpster this week ;(

Based rubber duck
Based joey
Based yorgos lanthimos

>Annesley says dissent going too far
>Graham Annesley believes dissent aimed at referees in the NRL is at a tipping point
Maybe if they stopped fucking up people would stop complaining

Manly Warringah.

up the green machine

penalty broncos

I want Vonnie to sit on my face and fart after a long night of commentary!

>The Morris twins, Brett (three) and Josh (one), scored more tries last weekend than the three Queensland teams combined.

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>No Qld teams in the finals
Holy based

please let me make the 8 jamal

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Just remembered aiden guerra exists lads

More of an AFL state nowadays

I'm such a fat piece of shit lads

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Based me, based you, based /nrl/ family.

Vonnie a cute!

foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/teams/roosters/the-perth-roosters-chooks-pledge-to-take-home-games-west/news-story/a4241e141bc528eab38e3689246a242d?fbclid=IwAR1EKCOl_piA9aPTdTw1CyAinHKewdNmV6pVRz56575AWBRQHpCvTEEGRvA

oh no no no no!!!!!!!!!

For me, it's /afl/.

Jamal a cute!

Pretty sure poosters always get bigger crowds outside nsw than they do in it, so a move would be good for them

Shiggys you here m8?

PNG Roosters

youtube.com/watch?v=oYiu-RvKfKk

Darius Boyd trip-bute

Boyd is such a faggot.

Multiple premiership winning five eighth Darius Boyd

The fridge pledge is looking shaky right now

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Excellent action shot of BFR there

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Baste

ugly cunt

t. yvonne faggot

Who was in the wrong here?

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Whose girlfriend is it, the CEO's, the high profile player's or the lower grader?

That is the awkward disagreement.

>tfw you become good friends with a cute up and coming player and you get caught by the missus with him sucking your dick in the change rooms after training

Kyle Flanagan fucked Cam Smiths wife

>it's another woolies has zero wholemeal bread on the shelf episode

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Fresh food people my ass

aye lads do you reckon you guys could post the old triple j tradie memes?

i feel like they were the precursor to boomer / zoomer memes

use the archive newcunt

I fucked her too, at the brapsesh.

Brapsesh is the name of the indian man who answered when I called up my phone company

is "brapsesh" the best /nrl/ gimmick this year? i feel like it is, which is pretty fucking sad.

You feel like it is because you keep posting it

Awwwwww Moylan tried to play this week :3

I'm so fucking tired lads. This is my first post in this thread

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ahhh my origin career freddy you racist

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I dont get it

bit too abstract for me m8. I prefer simple gimmicks, such as just did a poo lads

*haas

Broncgods

>Taylor may not play again in 2019 after being left out of Titans team
JUST

>Be Gold Coast
>Be the most incompetent franchise in Australia
>Your star halfback cops most of the blame because he just so happens to be the most paid in a team full of overpaid flops
>It gets to his head and his form suffers from it
>Instead of supporting him in his time of need, you just drop him in
>after a month or 2 out of the game, you decide to bring him back against the Roosters for some reason
>when they unsurprisingly get smashed, you just drop him again

>Pooboys vs Broncpoos

Wish I had literally anything else to do on a Thursday night ladies

Where is the smart money in the Peemsland Derby lads?

North Sydney Bears

>ever missing a broncgods game

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Chance of snow kino in Canberra this Sunday lads

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lol pathetic dead club

hows this look fellas? pull the trigger?

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>not borey slowtes try scorer

>gambling
fucking degenerate

degenerate owned epic style

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Thoughts on Collingwood getting kicked out the finals for betting on matches, lads?

going to pms my self laughing if it's true

lol at the AFL. >we may shove fingers up the opposition's bum but at least we're not crooked

lmao gay cunts
I'd rather be caught betting against myself then fondling other men

imagine actually living in the state of Victoria lads

*be’s guilty*

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Imagine living

croatian australian alliance

HAD TO HAVE HIGH HIGH HOPES FOR A LIVING
DIDN’T KNOW HOW BUT I ALWAYS HAD A FEELING
I WAS GONNA BE THAT ONE IN A MILLION
ALWAYS HAD HIGH HIGH HOPES

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siebold is such a fucking moron. just look at his stupid face. he looks like an adult baby.

cowboys 1-12.

I look like a fat stupid bald retard and am also mentally an adult baby

based siebs

is gambling fun?

>It’s a Brisbane get blatantly refballed to victory so the Broncos make the 8 episode
Screencap this

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very

i dont take advice from phoneposters

I don’t solicit opinions from people who say they don’t take advice from phoneposters

I exclusively post from my huawei phone

phonies BTFO

Same hairline as Matt Lodge lads

Same face as Milford lads

Same Religion as Payne Haas lads

this but sadly unironically

Same height as milford lads

MATE VS MATE

Same guts, work ethic and heart as Gela-Mosby lads

Same skin colour as most of these broncucks lads

same ethos as Ben Hunt lads

same position on the ladder as the queensland teams

Same flaccid penis size as Turpin lads

Same beard as Gavin Badger lads

Same size as Ruan lads

same stature as Adam Reynolds lads

>le ebin internet gimmick :DDD

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Same addiction to sniffing petrol as Thurston lads

Wish my gut and mantits were as flat as this broncos line lads

>isucko

>taking the poo
>missing

AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

Haha.

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>Isaac Oh
>chinese league player

It's called '>taking the zero' you fresh cunt

>felcher

>darius totally unmarked on your left
>doesn't pass
I mean it's darius so can't blame him

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>freshie trying to call anyone else a freshie

so fresh

>On field call
>Try

Hmm

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>shitasucky

Somebody please post that QT just shown

>this much dropped ball

Wish my balls would drop lads

Looks like he kneeds some help

Alexis Texas or Mia Malkova?

Honey Gold

Remember that one game this year where TPJ actually played really well and did nothing since

Katoni Shibasaki

Kiwi in /cric/ keeps trying to appropriate the Nicole gimmick

Based laughinggoodgirls.jpg poster

B
I
F
F

Imagine if one of the other clubs had actually signed him on 1mil+ just from a 1 game performance lmao

that is skin diamond, ya dumb fuck.

There’s one he posts with honey gold in it

>

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Its from that vid but he posted another one of her. Shes in a hairdressers seat and some big tit hairdresser is cutting her hair

not this disgusting hambeast?

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Thats the one. But it was a more flattering pic of the hairdresser

If I have a black tea now will it keep me up tonight?

Yea. Has caffine in it. Go green tea or chamomile

ffs
want something hot

They are hot you dumb fuck. You can buy green tea bags and chamomile tea bags

based tradie thinking green tea is iced tea

sorry I didn't explain properly my simple friends. I've only got black tea on me and I don't want to go to the store

I only drink water, juice, cordial, soft drink and milk lads

wish i had something black on me

might just boil some water and drink it

This is a lot of biff for such a nothing game

made me laugh

I actually feel physically sick that that's no try

all nrl officials need to be bashed

Based me on elite prediction watch

My gf's hand is sweating a bit because of the score and when she left for the bathroom I gave my hand a cheeky smell and I swooned. I think I'm in love lads.

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I’ve got something hot that you can swallow. Its high in protein too

>no try gets called a try
>try gets called a no try
That's balance

thats a rather large hand, lad. think your gf might be a bloke.

just had steak and veggies lads

Not complicated lads pic related

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Cat is sleeping on me and I need to piss lads

Just learned there is a female or based homosexual posting here because they posted about the cat they own lads

>2 Queensland peems playing
>Absolute worst game of the year

Really makes one think

Anyone who owns a cat also owns a pussy

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based tradie humour

Golden point incoming

30 yr old+ virgin here and I wouldn't even ever have a cat as a pet.

it's really more of the gf's cat

So you’re saying you’ll never get any pussy?

Yeah I'll never fuck a cat like you will and do

Don't pretend to be me. I do NOT have a gf but I have a couple of dogs too

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was just helping you out. you could've claimed it

>commentator not even watching the game and didn't even realise a try was being scored

lmao

vocaroo.com/i/s0UNomkZ6hvN

Sneed

Mask

dogs can be your gf according to mitchel pearce

>my Yea Forums Sex has broken on chrome
:(

>teshita dung guy poonior

>taking the poo

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What ever happened to that guy who was nervous about his virginity until we evetually talked him into seeing a prostitute and he went to a big boobed milf but then he said he only got a massage from her and then anal stimulation?

>inb4 refs give a blantant Broncos no try a try and don’t go to the video ref

I'm so fucking alone lads.

Holy based me. A fucking forward pass

Welp you can't check a forward pass

BRONCGODS

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Lmfao

refball'd to victory, yet again

I am still a virgin but that wasn't me

I like that ed sheeran song lads

Which one m8?

The one they've been playing on triple m the last couple weeks and they were playing it during full time then

Shazam it next time

youtube.com/watch?v=qDwqqFQ7dcU

is it this?

t. mrs. nightshit

No it's this one m8 youtube.com/watch?v=s93NCuXt7x4

i only listen to japanese songs from mobile phone games

I have unironically spent real life money buying CDs for anime songs but I would never play mobile game shit

lads.....i don't feel too good

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>Injured Brisbane Broncos winger Julia Robinson is confident she'll be fit for the start of the NRL Holden Women's Premiership after suffering a horrific leg injury in May.
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING BASED our girl is back lads

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off to ride my bicycle in the dark lads

blokes do that round here, burglars casing houses like

Friday lads, how good is it?

*limps back into your heart*

Nicole...

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What the fuck is going on there?

perfect time to rape her. she cant run away.

Based Julia would beat the shit out of you even with one leg.

mmmm hot

Wheres the Newcastle dildo guy?

She transitioned

twitter.com/AusJillaroos/status/1159422113767313408

twitter.com/ericgrothejr/status/1159618878219026434

Thoughts?

The absolute state of cucket

Put your house on New Zealand lads

*ends Penriths season tonight*

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Nice jersey sponsor

Based, it's a shame NRL can't follow suit.

What size dress would Vonnie be?

The new tool song sounds like a 10000 days bside ladies

DCE will fail tonight losing the game for Pooly

Warriors on premiership watch

based Pooiors

>premiership contenders manly sea eagles

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Valentine Holmes played today lads

told ya lads

COME BACK

>tfw its actually a comeback

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oi, fuck pooly, fuck the pooriors and fuck these faggot cunt refs

Except based BFR of course

Think I might just watch King of the Hill instead of this.

>yous

Imagine the amount of Penrtih sluts Naden gets

One.
Man.
Peem.

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Wish I had a black leather bodysuit wearing panthers cheerleader gf

She's fucking windy outside boys

LOL CLEARY

Based Windy having exhibitionist sex

Gosh Anthony Griffin has a sexy voice, geeting my gf wet

>9now freezes just as a try is about to be scored again

based australian internet

>tipped BroncGODS
>tipped Pooly
>tipped Pooarks

Finna be 2/3 then

>tipped cowcucks
>tipped pooly
>tipped pooarks

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How much did you tip them? the Usual 10% XD

>Johnshit

There are NO usual tips in Australia. This is NOT America

>he doesn't tip the cabbie driving him home from the brothel
bad form lads

no, why do you want to come here we are shithouse BUT besides we do have awesome nature TRULY which will not last long. so i guess come you fuck

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*tips [spoiler]fedora[/spoiler] m’lady*

>not renting the apartment next to the brothel and not paying anyone to drive you at all

My brothel is in the industrial area and there are no apartments to rent.

>not visiting the borthel often enough to be given a complimentary room

>not just driving home

fuckin neets

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>cucknulla sharts

Fuck Nulla
Up Allah
Simple as

>Moylan out
>loose

Why do people still doubt based Matti-Matti Moi-Moi

>goylan

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My regular prozzie has started turning up to my house and just wants to relax and watch movies with me

Happy coconut behind the goal there

Does she give you freebies or are you friendzoned by a prozzie?

We spoon and usually fall asleep together and I don't have to pay shit so it's better than those cucks paying for sex imo

>spoon
>doesn't try/ get sex

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You really have to go out of your way to tackle high on someone a foot taller than you

Down down Cronulla
Down the ladder you go

i dont feel so stupid after seeing milky also captained tommy "turbo"

I sell propane and propane accessories

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look like cricket snacks to me

Looks like 2 months worth of snacks to me

>tackled around the mid-back and legs
>high tackle
Wut

R E F B A L L

based string bean

Another great decision from the KFC TRADEMARK PTY LTD bunker

2 minutes worth of snacks**

WTF IS HAPPENING

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Why didn't they check the touchline lads

ice addict prozzie keeps trying to get my attention by posting pics of her with her new boyfriend on insta. what do lads?

- loves his mum
- kicks field goals
- hates non-anglos

>supposedly have 56 right swipes on me
>use tinder for an hour and only get 6 matches
what le fug

Post one of the pics and i’ll tell you what it means

Get a broncGOD gf (not my girl she's taken)

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COMEBACK

Yiu Nao remember that there are no Chinese rgby leeg players

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Craig Wing's 1/4 Chinese 100% Hapa kids will be the first

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>you will never have a qt chinese fob gf and take her to a broncgods game at suncorp on a friday night and teach her the rules of the game

UP UP CRONULLA

COMEBACK

for me its all or nothing

6 penalty goals to win the game lads

man sore

Arrrr okey vedi gooood ahahahah

>if you see any anti social behavior please call...
If I'm sitting alone and not on my phone will I get the police on me for being anti social?

That's indian not chinese

Those flick passes were good

>Tfw I joined the club activities to have an excuse for going on with my comfy NEET life but now it's no longer tolerable and my parents are forcing me to get a job

>he thinks antisocial means not being social because his mum always called him antisocial for not being social and he doesn’t understand the actual meaning

Keg

KEG

K E G

>not being neet and living off $550 a fortnight with 10 other guys in a share house so you dont have to deal with your parents

CAM ON CRONULLA SCOAR SOME FACKING GOALS

>fitfita
>not fit

Imagine having fatfata fall on top of you

>The virgin loose carry
>The Chad Townsend one on one strip

Penalty try

“””””incidental”””””

>24 maccas nuggies
OR
>24 kfc nuggies
What do you choose /nrl/?

>you now rememer cronulla were denied two tries

Fucking Kiwi cunt

kfc nuggets are shit. ironically seeing as though kfc is all about chicken. its amazing maccas does chicken better than kfc.

For me it's pete townshend

Golden point. Pooarks with the field goal win.

>mcdonalds nuggets better than kfc nuggets
Um no sweaty

Excellent post

10 dollars for 24 maccas nuggets or 9.95 for 10 maccas nuggets?

Pete murray for me lad

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Me looking sceptic below the guy in the hoodie

Numale pajeet wearing a faggot scarf
Girl wearing a ny yankees hat to an nrl game
Asian baby

Is this the nu-west?

is this the broncuck's gf

no that's not my gf my gf has class

>/afl/ 500 posts in one night/one game
>/nrl/ 350 posts in five days including three games
How do we recover bros

have a look at the content though
90% dire au/pol/ bullshit

Every post in /nrl/ is quality

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that would be my face when I see the cheerleaders making sex eyes at everyone who is better looking than me who aren't virgins