*wins volleyball*

>wins soccer
Kek

Only mestizos and old people care about that

Cope

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Cringe

what rugby did they win
what soccer did they win for that matter

>10 - 16
>wins rugby
Oi wot m8

you lost, you went off top topic/off board

have fun with the africans and muslims

>what rugby did they win
Sevens, the Olympic variant since the pan-american games are happening.

Very wide use of the term "win"

There's a body of water between us and France m8, we can fill in the channel tunnel if things get out of hand.

*loose las malvinas*

even with that body of water you managed to get them to fuck your royal family

what could have been...

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Luckily for Chile they werent dragged down to Argentinas level

If i had to choose i would pick being Brazilian any day of the year, thank you very much.

EXTREMELY CRINGE POST

>tf

>*wins volleyball*
Brazil is better
>*wins handball*
All sudaca teams suck
>*wins rowing*
who cares
>*wins tennis*
Not if Europeans have anything to say about it
>*wins basketball*
>tftp
>*wins rugby*
no
>*wins soccer*
no

>*wins handball*
What? When?

Your forgetting field hockey

and f1, softball, boxing & gaelic football

and inflation

lmao I wasn't even boasting about it, we're a powerhouse
the only decent team in the Americas are the Americans, and they're small time for us

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It's not our fault you're shit at sport, resentful little nigger
go seethe elsewhere

it's just banter, don't be so proud

>France talking about out of control immigration.

At least we aren't paying our government to import them from Libya/Algeria

t. Seething poorfag who lost savings due to uncontrolled inflation because of the most retarded economic policies in decades.

t. stijn van cucken
Back to your swamp mad magazine kid, non choking sport countries are talking here

They beat us at Olympics final of field hockey :( and one of their player is from Belgium !

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

THREE CHOKES IN A ROW DELUDED FAGGOT

Should have just gifted Argentina to based Chile.

well that is a first

Never even heard of Argentina before desu. Where is it?

>wins soccer
nice banter

low quality post, my man.

we can do it, lads?

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Near the flaklands uwu

*Rwc 2019*

LMAO look at the speed he posted this. SEETHING cuz you went to die for Israel and lost your entire empire while at it.

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>*wins soccer*
just kidding lol

Why? At least argentina doens't get cucked by criminals (who aren't politicians) on daily basis.

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In the case of Gibraltar its more like Spain is desperate to lay their hands on it, even though everyone knows it's not going to happen. Literally not a single person there wants to suddenly be Spanish.

>don't be so proud
We literally aren't.
All the instances of us "being cocky" are just envious fucks trying to deny us the stating of very basic facts.
We somehow cannot point out how we are dominant at Rugby, Field Hockey, Basketball, Tennis, and some meme sports because "that's being proud, and therefore bad"

Nietzsche was absolutely right about Slave Morality.

OBSESSED

>Basketball
Pan american memes don't count, you haven't won a WC in 70 years and an olympic gold medal in 15

>volleyball
>handball
>rowing
>basketball
meme sports
>football
>rugby
>tennis
no they dont

>my country is beyond shit at it so it's a meme sport

If you are gonna banter about PanAm at least do it properly...

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>american threads

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Yes

argie gfs?
need one

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How many of your medals aren't from meme literal who sports tho? Curiously asking because we're dominating in every single real sports as op pointed out

Holy shit, how dense are you?
I'm obviously talking about the Latin American context.
And we did won a Gold Medal in 2004.

Also
>not knowing 2002 was reffballed from us
>not knowing that we BTFO Serbia anyways at the Olympics 2 years later

I went to Argentina expecting it to be somewhat close to first world a few years back. Picture how they depict Mexico in movies (old tube TVs, donkey sitting outside, garbage laying around), that is pretty much what Argentina looks like today

bolan sucks at all of those

>needing a hysterical obnoxious entitled drama queen
kkkkk vc muito pirado cara

>he went to the capital shithole expecting anything other than immigrants and perro caca in the street
you deserved the bad experience

Sure bud. Lemme guess, you spent 3 nights on BA and now you act like you know the entirety of the 8th largest country in the world.

On the other hand, yes, we have a lot less materiel wealth than many other countries even here in LATAM. Which when contrasted with our murder rates and our absence of Cartels beheading people daily it just makes us superior.
People in the states blame crime on "poverty" lmao. They refuse to believe that hood with dirt streets and more bikes than cars are a safe place where maybe 1 person gets murdered each year, and probably deserved it.

I've noticed that even with higher GDP per capita, many places are still way more dangerous and violent that small poor towns here. Any hood of Detroit, Chicago, Saint Louis, Sacramento, Baltimore, Milwaukee, New Orleans, is more dangerous than even rough hoods here.

el ''baited'' señores jaksjka

Not at all. /pol/ is ridden with CHIs spawning h8 towards us and others down here.
Naturally, they are Mexicans and they can only hate and point fingers to try to avoid their flaws to notice.
>haha look at this GDP
>haha look at this dirt street
they cannot fathom peace while in absence of material wealth. Having a 4x4 pick up truck is somehow a better indicator of civilization than not having dismembered bodies hanging from bridges...

>Wins soccer

Nah, you are cocky cunts who demand being celebrated when you win but make excuses when you lose.
You're sore losers and unsportsmanlike winners, and that's a stereotype you carry all around the world, not just among other latin americans.

You should stop comparing yourself to mega populous countries with mega populous problems like Murrika, Mexico and Brazil. And look to the other american giant with a measly 40M population, Canada. Canada is peaceful AND prosperous, why aren't you?

"around the world" ja, recuerdo los copypastas mexicanos de 2008 donde en un avión "un japones, un australiano" y hasta "un irlandés" debatía como nadie quiere a Argentina.
Ustedes tienen un trauma severo con nosotros, nadie nunca habla de México acá, nunca en la vida nos importó.

WTF? population has nothing to do with it. Uruguay has the same murder rate as us, yet they are 14 times smaller in population.
Tajikistan is 4 times smaller than Canda yet they have roughly the same numbers of Murder Rate.

Rates exist for a reason Pedrito.

this riled the argies up good and proper

also world champions in futsal and world vice-champions in roller hockey

>Spain
>0 GOLD MEDALS

and you'll never win one javier

>they're STILL seething
Guys, please. For the sake of your mental health, it's time to move on. This isn't healthy.

>have cold regions in your cunt
>plays the fake and gay version of hockey

>that wall of text
I meant that you shouldn't take "best at inflation" as an personal attack, just as an /int/ joke, it's not like it's your fault.

Which is why I, unlike you delusional argies, don't go around gloating. It's called not being an unwarranted superiority complex dick, Mauricio.
That being said, Spain has been absolutely superior to Argentina in basketball in the 21st century so far and that's just a fact :^)

>*wins soccer*

LMAO

*loses falklands*

Things are getting worst fast
when i visit my family in Cordoba they always complain about crime being more and more common
I don't know if it's the economical crisis or if there are too many peruvians, colombians and venezuelans migrating, but it dosen't looks good

Again. 0 G O L D S

>Literally not a single person [...] wants to [...] be Spanish.
have to agree with you there

>wins soccer

>non choking

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>one gold 15 years ago, 0 world cups

>one wc 13 years ago. 0 G0LD MEDALS

Brazil was World Champion in Handball

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the fockin islands?

We are the only existing country besides the USA to win a gold medal in basketball. Get back to us when you achieve something like that in basketball.

And they lost to Chile in this tournament, a team who has never defeated Argentina btw.

>wins soccer
>arrentina

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I once met an english guy down here who told me gb was about to give >us the falklands back about before the war. Is it true?

were playing a final this weekend

stay mad

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...

you meant malvinian islands? soon UK hegemony will end

Banter is not a thing for you.

"haha fuck u"
"well...fuck u too then"
"OOMMMGG SEEEEEEETHING! EPIC TROLL!!!111"

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Crime stats are a thing.
Córdoba, outside of the capital city (which is only 1/3 of their population) has European levels of murder rates.
In 2018 only about 100 people were killed, out of a population of 3,5 million.

Is shitposting considered an sport?

If so, would using a Yea Forums pass be considered cheating?

britain are good at rowing. the reason they are meme sports is because nobody plays them

>*wins soccer*
wtf

>same country with Argentina and Paraguay
yep

en la guerra de las Malvinas salieron subcampeones

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it's kind of a mistery to me why we consistently produce high quality sports people across multiple disciplines
maybe it's our culture, I don't know

were just superior dude, theres no secret

>Any thread about Argentina
>some unsupervised spastic brit has to make a trite comment about the falklands

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yep, bottlelands choked 3 wc finals everybody knows that

Excellent post. What a (you) machine lad

Cringe

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Serves them right for being insufferable dykes.

>never wins wars
>not even white

Shit country

I second this