The fuck is it with those guys and helicopters??

The fuck is it with those guys and helicopters??

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you couldnt make it up

reminds me of that time when i got woken up by some guy crashing his car into next doors back garden

Why do billionaires still risk taking single-engine anything?

It's a great equalizer

Helicopters are dangerous cause they are constantly fighting with physics to stay up and stable. It has nothing to do with how many engines it has

Explain bees then. Checkmate.

That's bullshit, helicopters are perfectly fine. Most people that privately own helicopters dont take any proper aviation training and ignore any and all weather conditions.

Problem is when a heli has a problem, you are fucked. When plane has a problem you can land safely almost always.

Bees are from heaven

is that an r22 or r44
r22 aren't very safe, engine is too weak to recover
>Problem is when a heli has a problem, you are fucked
just use the ejection seat

>What is autorotating

*gets sliced into ribbons*
probably better that way t b h

>300k
Idk why but putting the price in the headline gave me a chuckle

Is the fan okay?

>just use the ejection seat
Lmao

monkeys paw type situation
team wins the most improbable league title ever, but every once in a while someone associated with them dies in a helicopter crash

No, he supports Leicester

they signed tielemans so I reckon he's doing fine

When you use that much luck to win a title, it's got to balance out sooner or later

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They eject forward you retards.

There isn't enough money in the world to get me to go in an R22.

learning from mistakes are for faggots

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>HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

Australia is where the unfortunate souls atone for our sins.

this headline was really difficult to read; not a single comma damn

>"hey kid, what would you like to do before you die?"
>"remember when our much loved chairman flew a helicopter over the stadium and then it crashed, killing him and the pilot in the process?"
>"yes..?"
>"That!"

PHYSICS ARE DANGEROUS

they say how much a private school costs when some kid gets killed who went to it, like his life is worth more

Well I enjoy when rich people die since I envy them, so I'd assume it's the same for most of the reader.

no its the daily mail, youre meant to empathise more with the rich kid dying
its like when they reported on a middle class girl getting nonced by pakis as if the other girls didnt matter and it can even happen to your children!

Reading Daily Mail headlines feels like I'm having a stroke.

>t. has never flown a helicopter
unless the tail rotor fails they're ridiculously safe

Like it or not, the death of a wealthy person has a bigger impact on society than the death of worthless dolescum.

yes he was an actual real boy!

Can’t they just fly in something nice and safe, like a Beechcraft Bonanza?

helichoppers must be ABL
i say its time to bring airships back

>helicopters are super scary and dangerous!
>planes are super great and safe!
It's almost like you're completely fucking retarded.

Helicopters are for sure more dangerous than fixed wings

correct me if im wrong but you first learn to fly fixed wing before they let you fly helicopters

Ceuise ships in the air, I like it

people believe that helicopter pilots are all ultra skilled, it's the same for drivers, some are elite and some are asians

>447
And some are french

>Helicopters are for sure more dangerous than fixed wings
And what makes you say that?
>correct me if im wrong but you first learn to fly fixed wing before they let you fly helicopters
You're wrong.

What's a "terrifying moment pilot"?

Was crashing that helicopter part of their plan?

It's like you never watched that taxi movie with a sick ass peguegot

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