/copalib/

No, memengo exists

Does someone have a screenshot of the Palmeiras goalkeeper holding that piece of paper?

Realistically who can stop us, Riverbros?

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FUCK PALMEMEE
AQUI EH CORINTHIANS PORRAAAA

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Tomorrow is Ferroviário game against ABC.

Already anxious.

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Riverchads despite the 3-0 I'm still worried about the lack of resolution, this was an easy 5/6-0

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Based. I won't be able to attend, though. Still haven't been paid.
But I'll go to the match against Confiança yes or yes, and it seems it will be on based PV.

Shit thread, might as well create a new one.

have sex

With me

Why does this jersey look cleaner than SPFC's? And why do these clubs still just look like carbon copies of other ones? You'd think they'd change their crest/colors to differentiate themselves.

I'm beggin' ya

Tchê

Please respond

gol de salvio

Less know sporting brands put way more effort than nike/addidas/puma

>Posse de bola: 26% x 74%

are you watching globo?
they showed a still image of the paper
it basically said that f. melo should be centralized with the ball, with bruno henrique going more forward to the left
pretty much saying "we're 4-1-4-1 with the ball"

Less stripes, perhaps?
Also, our first choice used to be a carbon copy of São Paulo's shirt, but as of last year it has been changed to a diagonal sash, a la River Plate. Most fans don't like the design, though.

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>salvio
based

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fuck players with high wages
/weakminded/ and don't give a shit about the club
but first of all fuck deyverson and fuck felipão

MUGI AREN'T INTO BLACK GUYS
END THIS MEME

gib me stream

>felipe memelo

ISN'T*
I'M SO MAD I EVEN WROTE IT WRONG

FELIPE MELO PORRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DEYVERSON COM ESSE CRUZAMENTO PQP
O BAGULHO É LOUCO
FELIPE MELO PITBULL CACHORRO DOIDO

>the 150cm womanlet as gk
I don't get it, is she going to block the ball with her cuteness?

i'm watching on globoesporte I have a premiere sub m8

yes

KKKKKKK TOMA ESSA CANETA DO FAGNER AI DEYVERSON VIADINHO KKKKKKKK

Well that's a bit unfair

try harder

cope

azu-gatito

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gain iq

oligarch

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Meanwhile, BBBasco isn't able to beat the relegation fodder known as CSA.
Due to the stadium's lighting system not yet been fully installed, the match is being held in Cariacica, Espírito Santo.

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POOOOORCOOOOOOOOO
E DALE DALE POOOOOORCOOOOOOO
E DALE DALE POOOOORCOOOOOO
E DALE DALE POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FELIPE MELO JA FOI DE BERÇO AGR KKKKKKKK
O C-L-E-I-SO DEXO ELE NO CHAO MANO KKKKKKKKKKKKKK

gol de tevez
a nice play t b h and that's not something you can usually say about theteam plays

É SANGUE NO OLHOO
É TAPA NA ORELHAA
É O JOGO DA VIDA
E O CORINTHIANS NÃO É BRINCADEIRA

Reminder that Palmeiras has no Mundial

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk a alegria do curintiANO é ver a gente se foder
comportamento típico de torcedor de timeco

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don't post this image ever again

Obvio que é, porco tem q se fuder
Raça imunda de time sem alma
Palmeiras só existe por causa da titia leia
Bi rebaixado

LGTSS
>CUzeiro

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Mano will receive his contas tomorrow in the morning.

e teu time só existe pq a globo força ele kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
e por causa do lula
e por causa da odebrecht

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gol de teo

when it finally happens, i won't believe it

Palmeirense aqui
Cheguei agora

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how can a team deemed by hues here as "small" make them seethe so much?

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>troufeicixisdê

segue o lider

Jogo ta pegado
Felipe MEMElo já levo 2 drible e 1 amarelo

Ô FELIPÃO CARALHO
FALA PRA ESSE TIME QUE DEPOIS QUE O TIME EMPATA O JOGO NÃO ACABA NÃO
VÃO TENTAR GANHAR ESSA PORRA E TIRA O DEYVERSON

e por causa do andré sanches
e por causa da MSI
time vendido de merda, ainda acha que pode falar dos outros

lembra do tevez e do mascherano no corinthians? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk a fifa até baniu o modo de transferência que foi usado quando o "corinthians" vendeu eles

Por que o DEYVERSON está jogando?

4-0
técnica do felipão pra perder o clássico e deixar o time puto e ligado pra jogar a liberta

Porque o Arthur Cabral é pior.

PALMEIRAS
*fiu fiu fiu*

>I guess it's beacuse the crest is easy to replicate. Funny thing, Ferroviário was created only a few years after SPFC, so we can't hardly say it was a copy.

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HUEHUEHUE que bando de safado
E nem me fale da máfia do apito.

>I'm a Riber supporter

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Cadê os outros atacantes?

bro they literally burned their stadium when they got relegated

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I am worried lads.... please tell me everything will be alright and Cruzeiro wont be relegated

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Borja tá machucado e os outros acabaram de chegar.

Where's argie webmposter?

Vasco game was stopped because there is no light
Kkkkkkkkkkkkk
vasco

VASCO

V A S C O

>wins 4-0
>still in second place
lol

They literally didn't, though they broke a lot of stuff

argiebros, does TyC air the superliga?

user... YOU are the argie webmposter.

Time grande não cai
Pode ficar tranquilo

>rio de janegro
Que surpresa

time grande não deve 500 milhões tbm

Cariacica é no ES, animal.

No

mas e o cruzeiro?

Palmeiras to score in the 88th min, check em

Oh fug

Will face Ferroviário next year in Série B.

Only TyC Internacional, locally it belongs Fox/Disney.

O Barça deve 800 milhões de euros
Dinheiro e grandeza são dois aspectos separados

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>vasco
>time carioca
>têm o mando de campo
>joga no Espirito Santo
Cariocas são engraçados.

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He's having sex

>not knowing about venda de mando de campo
>not knowing São Januário is unusable for night matches

Melhor isso que jogar no estádio do rival.

>cruzeiro
wew

>mais um clássico, mais um 1x1

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>the absolute state of General Mines

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Times cariocas são uma piada mesmo

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H-how do you know?

Só lembrando: no Rio de Janeiro, não existe bala perdida.

Pra que têm estádio?

DID I JUST FUCKING SEE DARONCO SAY IT WAS A PENAL

segue o lider

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CASSIO PUTA QUE PARIU

A bala só é considerada perdida se não acerta ninguém?

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Dudu está jogando?

Pra zoar os rivais que não possuem um, óbvio.

VAI TOMAR NO ((((ESPORTE CLUBE CRUZEIRO)))
AQUI É ((( CLUBE ATLÉTICO GALÃO FORTE VINGADOR DA MASSA ))) PORRAAAAAAAA

>burrior

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go to bed, grandpa

Começou a assistir o brasileirão ontem, vagabunda? time paulista tambem faz isso

Cringe

Se ela não atinge o alvo desejado, é perdida.
Mas nenhuma no Rio é desperdiçada. Todas matam um macaco, seja bandido, polícia, milícia ou só carioca mesmo.

cope

E O CRUZEIRO TÁ NA ZONA DE REBAIXAMENTO

ouço fogos
gol do curintcha ?

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se não demitirem o mano hoje, eu desisto, nem assisto os jogos mais

17 jogos e 1 vitória, 7 jogos sem marcar gols... querem mais o quê?

Based Atletico, not my team but i like you guys

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Really make you think

Só cai quando cair da CdB. Lamentável.

no, palmerdenses are celebrating the draw

Não, é a carga de bagulho que chegou.

eu quero é que esse time de arrombado se foda kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

They really shit themselves against Corinthians. Parking the bus with that expensive team.

AHA
UHU
Ô CRUZEIRO EU VOU COMER SEU CU

haha how pathetic

T-time grande não cai!

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que se foda a copa do brasil. tem que ser muito iludido pra achar que ainda vamos ganhar um título com esse time horroroso.

did you watch the game? kek

Me fala um time de sp que vende o mando de campo pra jogar em outro estado, favelado?

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chegou ontem, eu tô no plantão aqui

Inter apático fora de casa x Cruzeiro que não ganha nem par ou ímpar os dois a 80 km/h

>are you telling me pameiras parked the bus even though they're way richer? pathetic

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literalmente todos eles ja fizeram

Todos.

Cite exemplos
Quando muito os caras iam jogar em Presidente Prudente, mas nunca fora do estado

Palmeme dando graças a deus que só empatou

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How can i get a loligf?

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>13 rodadas disputadas

torcedores do santos comemorando esse bom resultado

Be rich and influent.
There, now you can fuck lolis (and shotas, if you're into that) without consequences.

>25.6% de aproveitamento em 13 rodadas

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Bro, yall scored the equalizer, parked the bus and played on the counter attack/bola aerea. What else did you see?

Guys are we /panamericanao/ here?

>filename
eww

now you know why the quality of our general dropped so much

Cadê?

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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Eu vou lá vou ficar caçando informação pra você, autistinha de bosta, todo mundo que assiste essa merda sabe disso, faça sexo.

baseado

Peidaram pra dentro quando pressionados a provar o que afirmaram.
Típico dessa macacada que quer estar certa a todo custo que acha que todo mundo é idiota e ingênuo.

basado

good edition
fabra is good

Nice samefag

is bant raiding us

>implicando que algumas das suas reactions não têm o filename com números
Tente mais duro

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ainda bem que é cruzeiro e time grande não cai

Why is Mas starting in copalib?

flameme, cruzeiro and palmeme had embarrissing results, did they all went with a bench team?

Boa tentativa, anão.

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If 9 yes

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But I'm poor.

>just go talk to her, it works for me
Nice try, Pereira. Also that hot.

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Santos is already champion!

Because Fabra is fat and just got out of injury

>13 rodadas

o mengão vai ser campeão

Time que perde pro Bahia com um elenco desses não tem mentalidade de ser campeão de porra nenhuma

vai ser igual em 2009... vai dar mengão mais uma vez, pode anotar

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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
se ilude mais ai favelado

and alfaro is defensive man

Only when girls are playing

desu mas doesn't defend well either

Só vai fica no cheirinho mesmo. Flamengo não têm mentalidade de campeão, anão.

Gostosa! gib me ig!

Essa aí não atriz da globo?

is this true palmtree bros? Did Felipe Melo got completely ATROPELATED by CLAYSON??? IS THAT TRUE? HOW WILL OUR IDOL EVER RECOVER FROM SUCH HUMILIATION?????

me como su caca

Mas more like menos LOL

Forgot to add the pic palmtree bros

I still cant believe he was fucking destroyed by CLAYSON

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i watched individual sports and the beginning of team sports, slow winter en el pueblo
boca today

i know, but he doesnt attack neither

Clayson was surprisingly good today, Marcos Rocha fouled him every single time he was stopped.

quedate alfaro

>rivar won
>baka won
>shit draw at derby
I was gonna say today was shit but hey, flamerda lost

>be me
>felipao bruxa do 7x1
>going to play against a team well known for parking the bus
>I HAVE AN IDEA HOW TO BEAT THEM!
>WE'LL USE THE SAME STRATEGY AS THEM!
>*parks the bus*
>*draws*
>mfw

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>bruxa
??

Yeah I agree, he just needs to work on his passes, hes missing too much when passing to avelar or when crossing to the box, especially on freekicks.

take a guess retard

*solves Brazilian soccer with the power of peace and science*

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calm down user. strategy, idk?

> bruxa do 7×1
Come on user you can do it.

>it's a "teams from SP fighting over which team is more plastic" episode

spoiler: they're all plastic and cringe

With the power of based CJS flaming through.

i cant, i-i
im veujlado

Here comes a hint
> LA bruxa do 7x1

>t. Merdestino flamenguista
You wouldn't be able to recognize a real supporter even if one was raping your mom

>implying I'm a cariocANO

Tell me more about you being a real fan watching your team on Premiere and buying a new jersey every season.

Tell me about that time corinthians supporters started booing their player mid match-
Wait, you can't.

I said merdestino, illiterate bahiano.

I can tell you about that one time where they threatened to kill [literally any given player at any given time] because he was a "mercenary"

"They"
You really think some random thugs making empty threats represent the REAL supporters who go in the stadium AND DONT STOP SINGING during the whole game?

>not all curintianus are favelado thugs

>resourcing to name calling after running out of arguments
:^)

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FELIPAO OUT!!!!!!

>arguing with bandidos
I'd sooner cross the street lol

Fuck cariocas and lately also fuck paulistas
Stop shitting muh /copalib/ with your retarded arguments

>piada de merdestino
Seis realmente são um povinho atrasado hein
Deus me livre

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brazilians arguing be like
>ooga booga, cariocANO!
>ooga booga fooga for you, nordestiANO!

Just sit back and enjoy

Sounds like regular internet arguing

>that pic
every fucking time

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We paulistas are superior and we need to make sure the cariocANO and merdesCHIno understands this

keeping your shape while defending + not using high pressing =/= parking the bus

how is people unaware of the x/j correlation, it's everywhere
> mexico/mejico
> jimenez/ximenez
> xavier/javier
> caja/caixa

BRILLANTE RESPLANDOR HAY AQUI
CUANDO VAS CORRIENDO POR LA CIUDAD

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YALL HAD ONLY 3 SHOTS ON GOAL AFTER THE EQUALIZER!!!

A noble quest

>falseflagging
beat us before talking shit

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>bahiano
>all lowercase
fucking newfags and tourists

it's all just too cringy manos

I'm really sorry you had to see this

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You mean beat you again? :^)

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if they really had parked the bus, they wouldn't have shot even 3, considered how palmeme's attack has >deyverson

yes, if clayson had made f. melo fall to the ground at the match, you could make all the banter you would want

that match*

An atropelation is an atropelation my swine friend, doesnt matter the final score :^)

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aaaaaaa
for me, idk why, but she always was la bruja del 78 jej

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Retard

>santa fue

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>inb4 they hire bolillo

>but she always was la bruja del 78
wut

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>la bruja del 78

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Cariocas, Paulistas and Nordestinos arguing over who lives in a bigger shithole
Chad Mineiros don´t partake in such frivolous debates

> user thinking process

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patrician

What did he mean by this?

xixon?

FRAUD

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youtube.com/watch?v=mlpw1I7EVdQ
> tfw hate leftists but cant stop listening this shitty band

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Cute

Lads how do I get a qt Brazilian gf

with a gun

literally just go outside

t.el sulANO

Persevere

Ride! Ride for Gondor!

now that the brazucas and the argenchinos are sleeping

liga aguila ii clausura jornada 4 update:

el ciclon bananero 1 - 1 el poderoso de la montaña
diabetes team 2 - 0 aseguradores
motilon 1 - 1 white-white
mill8s 2 - 1 sopa de jaguar
oil alliance 1 - 0 enviado
shark and donkeys 0 - 1 aBerica
boyaca's patriots 2 - 0 river (B)lack
pijaos 4 - 0 santa B

>tomorrow

la fuerza tricolor - leopardos

>tuesday

a.nal - los opitas

some news, irrelevant, but still news:

- Gabriel Muñoz López is ded, this old man was important in the early colombian football narrations, F

- Santa B's President, Eduardo Mendez, confirmed this night that Patricio Camps is not longer the manager of holy was after the goleada received from the pijaos.

- Jhon Viáfara, who was captured for drug trafficking, wants to serve his sentence in the U.S. because he's a pussy that can't deal with the colombian prisons.

- Some teams are trying to sponsor the female football doing some weird stuff, for example, Once Nalgas appeared in the field with half escudo in the shirt players because "muh inclusion".

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>Jhon Viáfara, who was captured for drug trafficking, wants to serve his sentence in the U.S. because he's a pussy that can't deal with the colombian prisons.
i demand more info

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pulzo.com/deportes/jhon-viafara-pide-corte-suprema-justicia-ser-extraditado-pronto-PP744249

I was actually how bad colombian prisons are. Is he just scared in general or are there gangs waiting for him?

he's simply a mule, maybe someone threatened him since prison.

*muffled synthetic piano*

ME HA ENSEÑADO TANTO
QUE ACORDARME DE TI ME PROVOCA LLANTO

>Zulia vs Colon
>17:00 hs !!!!!!!!!!

wtf fuck you corrupbol

> corrupbol
Veneco teams have been playing at 17.00 for the last 6 months

>- Some teams are trying to sponsor the female football doing some weird stuff, for example, Once Nalgas appeared in the field with half escudo in the shirt players because "muh inclusion
Don't actually mind this. I hate when argie teams get a new crests for different club branches

Pls dont be

Mornin' frens. It's been 3 days of live shows, little sleep and lots of work. I didn't even have time to watch our leagues. All I know is botafogo won, Baka and rivar won, palmemes draw and flamerda lost. What am I missing?

not much t b h

>What am I missing?
A ninja turtle attempting a Panenka and failing miserably.

Is there a video about it?

You're all niggers

>went to get a haircut
>started crying because of her on the way
>gave up and came back
>just wanted to cry myself to sleep but have important stuff to do today
when the fuck does it get better lads?

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as.com/futbol/2019/08/05/internacional/1565001357_433244.html
>Balotelli to Flamengo rumor
is south america ready for this meme?

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clown world

Aflético's promotional poster for Copa Suruba

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Even if you hate their new branding, you gotta confess this poster moved you. This is absolutely based.

Vai tomar no cu, viadinho do caralho.

Nah, Jiraya is a better metal hero.

I bet that you're the numale Corinthians fan
I will say it again, you can be whatever you want to be in life even a corintiano de merda but do not be a faggot, son

Good post.

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if liking women is faggotry then i don't wanna be straight

Very based, thank you Atlético.

You need to understand that bitches ain't shit, friend.

This might be the last edition of Copa Suruga.
F

>CWC not in Japan this year, and will be less frequent after that
>no more copa suruga
I'll miss Japan.
F.

you're acting like a faggot, being gay =\= being a faggot
the only time that you're allowed to cry about a woman is when something bad happens to your mother

>Balotelli + Flamengo Rio
Kino.

fuck calamelos desu

Guys, don't forget to send your energy to Ferroviário for tonight's match against ABC, easy as 1-2-3, as simple as Do-Re-Mi.
We got a new coach, and with it a mix of hope and uncertainty. Can't be any worse than the last one, though.
Do it for Tutuba, plushies and hot hinchas from Tinder.

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For me, it's

>Cerro

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oi aaaaaa

This is Filipe Luis
He is a defender, left-back that plays for Flamengo and also for the Brazilian NT.
Say something nice about him.

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how much does he get paid again?

Looks good.

800K/month

América-MG tier.

Top stuff

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EL QUE NO SALTA
ES UN LECHON

Should I?

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If you like frozen why not

Fap and cum on the frozen girl face

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Cursed

yes, buy the huracan one

>y futbolista
Kek

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Vasco is a meme?

Yes

When I'm writing notes to myself I alternate between English and Portuguese, not because I am a special snowflake but because some phrases and terms are much more convenient to write in English

Dae?

I do the same, but I mix the Russian and Greek alphabet in Portuguese just to make things difficult in case anyone tries to read them.

Oh and I also occasionally start writing in cursive because it's faster

I sometimes forget words in spanish but remember them in english or portuguese

copa punhetadores

Is Flamengo signing Balotelli for real?

see
this one got it right, I bet he's from based sul

uruguayan gfs (white)

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We were promised /plushieposting/ in /copalib/ many times, but so far no one delivered.

meme

just got the news that the mechanic in my block died last night of a heart attack
he was an awesome guy, with two kids and a wife with a big ass
kinda sad t b h
life is short bros

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time to hit that milfs DMs bro

Uno menos

based cuyes killing the leopardos in the last minute.

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I was thinking of offering her to take her perro salchicha to walk in the mornings

Weirdest sex euphemism ever

make sure you do it like on those porn games and take your shirt off while you do it then ask her for some water

sure

The real /copalib/ interactive experience

I used to be like that during my incel phase, but when I got a job/friends/girlfriend I slowly stopped thinking in english.

r.i.p mano
i'm afraid of something like this happening to my father... he's very stressed

un Monster Zero Ultra™ por favor...

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>perro salchicha
i thought you mean hot dogs at first
btw, how do our sudaca friends from the hispanic part say "hot dog"?

el perrito muy caliente jajajajk

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salchicha it's the sausage
pancho it's the sausage with the bread
super pancho it's a very long one

Started really well, not going to lie.
youtube.com/watch?v=iT2lU_DiVgY

simply perro, for example: "¿vecino, me da un perro?"

maybe bring him some wine and watch some prime /copalib/?

but do you even work at desimpedidos to post their videos that quickly?
i could do that if he didn't work night shifts

They always post at 19:00 during weekdays.

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>go for some water in the fridge
>there's a beer can in it
Life's awesome tonight

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>that filename

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you jesus user

+1 bodycount: globoesporte.globo.com/futebol/times/vasco/noticia/antonio-calcada-ex-presidente-do-vasco-morre-no-rio-de-janeiro.ghtml

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Isn't this the second vasco president that has died this year?

yes and it's not nearly enough

Yep, the other one was Eurico Miranda, the absolute madman.

I wish I were the president of Vasco

Please don't, you have so much to live for

Radio stream for Ferroviário x ABC, because fuck DAZN.
youtube.com/watch?v=bvBnyiuXDt0

If you want to go down just jump off a bridge.

Soon...
Fugg they just announced the kiss cam. I hope no girl sit next to me.

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*sits next to user*

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Do you want to kiss a boy, user

>expecting to kissing boys

What the fuck is happening with this team?

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e o nome dela é Jennifer

Tfw conflicting feels
On one hand fuck chape and I hope they finally get relegated
On the other hand gremista is arrombated

balotelli no vasco

>Andre Balada stills playing

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>expecting to kissing boys
This sounds like a broken english anime title.

QUICK REMINDER THAT THE BASED DERBY PAULISTA IS THE BIGGEST RIVALRY IN THE WHOLE FUCKING COUNTRY

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>refball team x zero titles team
Who cares

Im not gay, but if Ferrão wins today I might even Kiss your mother.

Sure, here's her

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Ferroviário is making me feel sick, bros

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We're losing to the last placed team in the group at home!
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS SHIT, HOW!?

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Are you colorado? If yes, guild losing renders you immune to gremistas' banter until the next game.

apparently everyone except (You)

*ahem*

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OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I posted my Botafogo heart shaped plushie many times tho

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>needing refball to win against Chape

a gente devia ter metido uns 4 nos viadinho de itaquera

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até o o porra loka do deyverson quase fez 1

>memeiras
>ganhando classico

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Ferroviário 1x2 ABC
I am so done with this shit...

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honestly this is the best result possible

seis n ganham nem do ceara e tomaram gol DO AVELAR E DO MANUEL
senta quieto ai peppa e agradece que o cabeça de sonho de valsa nao anoto mais um em cima de vcs

can you translate the statement that you just made? no everyone in here speaks hue seu madruga

fodase, tamo na nossa general de sudacas, os outros sudacas entendem portugues o suficiente pra entender o que eu to falando

can you translate the statement that you just made? no everyone in here speaks hue seu madruga

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>tfw a bunch of random anons who are very likely niggers and faggots are the only people I can open up to in these trying times

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Guess who just became jobless.

that brazilian user who can't get into the qt neighbour and his team always lose?

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>macrisis is so strong even ecuadorians are getting fired
fernandez-fernandez got my vote

o que te aflinge, anão?

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Santa fe dt

Same here bro, I got fired last month and I couldn't be happier. Im picking up more freelance jobs tho.

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not me, that's for sure

it was a distraction to make the flavelados forget that /our guys/ tore them a new one

Is Costa Rica in this?

el bumpo nocturno dando las buenas noches.

high and drunk on a monday night
is this class or what fellas

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For me, it's everynight
Mornin' frens. I Just found out there's an american playing for Arsenal de Sarandí. The son of Chiche Soñora. Boomers will remember him.

muie

Fuck gaybbbio

vasco

inter é meu piru

Se fode aí, gado

Sildenafila > tadalafila

Vasco this thread out already, we need a new OP which I already have it done.

You'll have to wait

Nothing is more degrading than matching an ugly woman On tinder

You can just undo the match.

kek

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O VERDE, O BRANCO E O VERMELHO É A COR DO MEU VÍCIO
TODO O AMOR QUE SINTO POR TI EU VOU PASSAR PRO MEU FILHO

what the fuck

(a aids também)

instagram.com/p/B0y47VvnjzB/

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futbolred.com/futbol-colombiano/liga-aguila/la-razon-sobrenatural-que-tendria-santa-fe-para-acabar-el-mal-momento-liga-aguila-104499

>the christian virgins
>not the chad shaman people

Mark my words /copalib/, this "grande" of colombian football is going to la B.

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For me, it's Ind

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*gunshots*

youtube.com/watch?v=htrlDVrF4vw

wtf I love athletico now

*very loud venezuelan music*

bro pass the blunt haha

i don't know what to do with my life, manos

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youtube.com/watch?v=2cG5rwf4PyU

Trabalhar pra pagar as puta

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>gastando dinheiro com mulher
gado

>paying for sex

el gringo senores kaklaskalsak

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why so many br*zilians here in the last weeks?
did they close another shit br chan?
unemployment rate raised?
some youtuber?

>implying sex comes for free
Not everyone is a chad like you think yourself to be, user

of the last 10 posts at least 6 were mine
yes im bored
yes im unemployed
yes i need a life
yes its cold

>This whole thread

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>Murrica

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fla?

lel

kinda of the same here desu
>bored
>unemployed
>needing something to do with my life
>it was cold in the morning
>living in another city
>going to uni to a course i don't like/can't do well in
>having no idea what course i'll pick when i eventually dropout to be a wagie

well what i can tell you is most people dont really like what they do in uni, they just do it

go back to shoot some people, you racist scum

You seem upset. Tell me where the yankee touched you.

i know how it is, and me not liking it is not the problem
it's just something i'm not good at + lack of jobs in the area

it's august

But that doesn't undo the fact that you matched her

when i was in uruguay i saw the cutest bird ive ever seen in my life and it made me sad because ill never have a gf as cute as that

>bird
is britposter in brazil?

>2019
>am i forgotten
youtube.com/watch?v=LfZWp2w5Vzc

>ex del vambino veira

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considering >we are expected to finish in the bottom half of the table, is this a good signing?

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Never heard of him

I figure only argenCHINOS might recognize him. Played in Racing and Gimnasia.

youtube.com/watch?v=5YNm3IIYQWo

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crisis on infinite sul-americanas

>tfw at work
>tfw night shift
>have nothing better to do other than browsing /spee/

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slut

THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Teste

Testado

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who on that /blanquita/ here?

wow what? I don't think you understand where you are, fiera
I've just reported you to the local german internet police
just for that, I'm requesting that a poor, muslim family of victims are relocated to your house

Filho da puta!

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i really wish they still had their old badge desu

Lads, what is wrong with me?

Why can't I get a gf? I have a car, a stable job,soon I'll have my own house, no tattoos and yet I only fall in love with the wrong person...

i know you like it when i call you a slut!

Slut

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>I have a car, a stable job,soon I'll have my own house, no tattoos and yet I only fall in love with the wrong person...
Because none of those things actually matter?

beta mindset

youtube.com/watch?v=hGyvGGYxowI

DANI ALVES: APRESENTAÇÃO

What's matter?

I'm Actually pretty confident.

small penis aura

Yes it does
This

SALVE O TRICOLOR DAS BIBA

the only match today is independiente vs poor's man independiente?

Then enjoy life as a virgin incel, virgin incel.

Are the girls going to be your gf or your car's gf? Think about it.

>car's gf
Imagine.

O TRICOLOOOOOOOOR, TIME DE VIADO

Here’s the final redpill: women outside your family are only good as fuckholes, and for impregnation if you want to risk paying child support to a little runt. Relationships with women outside sex are a waste of time; time that you could dedicate to other, more useful, more rewarding relationships with your friends, or to self-improvement, self-realization and achieving whatever goals you set for yourself.

incel

secundo

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PINTOU O CAMPEÃO DO BRASILEIRÃO 2019

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bat

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I mean, you may already have lived it, but I rather try it myself than not live and expect how life would be different if I did.

Quem está assistindo a live da apresentação do do Dani Alves?

Escravoceta

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gaguejei escrevendo

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you post in /copalib/

>independiente vs independiente
>winner plays against Independiente
holy based

Vasco this shit already, I have the next thread ready already

>forcing vascos

Vasco

Who wants to bet?
I bet the next thread will be /platense/ edition

Reminder that Dona Leila is a vasco supporter, when she get tired of Palmeiras's chokefest she'll put her money on us

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>implying we haven't forced atleast like 5 Vascos last 10 threads

Suruga edition

Her husband(o) is Palmeme and she's going to the cross once this Parmalat phase is over.

post your perros

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5 is okay, the guy was literally trying to force vascos when the thread had 100 posts left

CUTE PERRO! I REPEAT, CUTE PERRO

Vasco

That's Lola, and this girl here is Gaia.

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Vasco

Vasco

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499

Fucking finally over

Bump because janitors are doing it for free