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is that Læffy?
youtube.com/watch?v=jp1yclQXd1Q

when will brock boeser sign, lads?

Well just invade this thread

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any fellow mick in

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cumbrain retard

in 4-6 days

Just move the snow away from the roads NZ, NOT hard.

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MUH

bag in finnish

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take your gamer shit over to

>94623284
correct

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Anyone want to watch Tekken top 8 with me? Starts soon.

Fuck every single last one of you and your souls go to hell tbdesu but first your mother dies in her sleep.

firing up the switch

Reminder

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your anger fuels me

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Kys

BASED TRIPS

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nice

BASED SWEDEBRO

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can the american(s) that are seething with rage and poisoning the threads please take a *sip* and relax

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>the non anime edition has more anime than the anime edition

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𐌻𐍂𐌹𐌶𐍈𐌽𐌻 ᛈ𐍈𐍅𐍈𐍄𐌴ᛋ

its the same fatherless faggot op that got btfo in the other thread shitting up this thread now

I h8 you all

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will provide ur team name with cool ancient rune font, just @ me

listen, you wanna post your silly anime in the thread fine. But don't put it in the OP where it will most likely get deleted for not having anything hockey related at all in it

>multiple posters
>multiple flags
>must all be the same person
I bet you think randy is real too you faggot. Also don cherry is a senile old bitch and hockey isnt canadian.

id rather not thanks

>implying this ever happens
Mods love anime

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detroit

dont need to get mad at me because you have a bad relationship with your dad

they've been shitcanning unrelated OP's quite a bit lately for some reason. So yeah, it does happen

>I'm mad at you because you are a huge faggot. My relationship with my father is nice.

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craps

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ᛏ᛫ ᚱᛊᛏᛟᚱᚦ

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shall

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Dave's not here, man...

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NOTICE::

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ᚦ𐌴𐍄𐍂𐍈𐌹𐍄 𐍂𐌴ᚦ 𐌸𐌹𐌽𐌾𐍃

I used to be hesitant to talk about anime in front of dad until the day we were drinking and he said he'd never try to fight me

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>trident-ings

noice

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𐌸𐌻𐍃𐌷𐌹𐌽𐌾𐍊𐍈𐌽 ᛈ𐌻ᚹᛁᛏ𐌻Lᛇ

Mighty ducks

Last night from Wendys I had a Baconator and fries, 5 nuggies and a Cheesy Cheddar Burger, and I've been ripping farts all day and my entire basement reeks like hamburger farts.

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>Literal answer to no cups since 1975
Yikes and cringepilled

AWOOOOOOGA

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last night from mcdonalds i had a double quarter pounder with fries and a coke and was very disappointed in both the quality of the food and in myself

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Who needs literal retard virgin Gritty when you can have Chad Slapshot who was there when they won cups.

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>last night I ____ ______ your sister

How come Australia doesn't have any of it's own fast food retail chains?

Hockey, but on grass, with a ball, desu.

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𐌻𐌽𐌻𐌷𐌴𐌹𐌼 ᚦ𐌵ᛈkᛋ

Virgin no cups
Chad wins cups

If Patrik Laine doesn't sign his 8x11 by the time I finish this vodka cran I'm gonna have to pour another

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I will tell you what your team means in Chinese. @ me

>umbrella ball

looks like no one is interested

Phonetic characters sometimes don't have meaning.

this tbqhwyl

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diu lay lo mo

Virgin Gritty=Lazy orange Phantic rip off who was introduced to save a failing franchise, won no cups ,and best known to go on liberal talk shows and is still around because that solely.
Chad Slapshop= He was introduced in 1974 and helped the Flyers win the cups and didn't have to take in liberal media bullshit, and retired because he knew he got the job done by help winning said cups.

pretty gay desu (in a non homophobic way)

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COMFY

love going to games when i'm on vacation

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who makes the playoffs this year?

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any sport played with a ball would be astronomically improved if it were played with a disc and it is literally impossible to refute this

my team for sure
your team is looking like a major doubt

more than half of the league

O k so what I do is I use a chinese keyboard, write your team name, then translate the output with microsoft translate back into english

for example Nashville Predators turns into 象鬣门隶 句渣葆尸 which means "Like a man-in-the-nuctose, a scum corpse."

incredible

do winnipeg jets please

Would love to see baseball with pucks tbqh.

Virgin Gritty= Keeps making images of himself to help morale his low self esteem since he can't win cups for the team he likes.
Chat Slapshot= Only had to show himself when needed, won cups when he did show up, and finally retired with high confidence knowing at the time his team didn't need him anymore as he did what he had to do.

Scum Corpse is metal as fuck hockey team name

is that a dog?

Just do all of them from you idiot

>handegg played with a frisbee
Like most changes Im indifferent to the idea, but if it gets rid of the blasted forward pass then I'm all for it

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Winnipeg Jets
圃了庀圣 支节
"The Garden is a street"

Unfortunately nutose is not a real word.

do the caps PLEASE

Because Winnipeg is too cold for people to have gardens so everything is concrete. Wow these nips are smart.

I'm not your monkey, I don't dance when you tell me to. I bet I could kick your ass in real life.

we need to start an anagram hockey thread sometime. Many potential memes in team names and players

also, do the red wings

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confucius say chinaman very wise

dumb chinks. they probably meant "nutcase". no wonder Japan invaded them

>I don't dance when you tell me to
>Literally start a meme that requires people tell you what to do, and you do it

Do the New York Rangers monkey jungle boy.

guess microsoft translate isnt very good at translating moonrunes

based NJ Devil bro

he can't be that wise. he's fuckin dead

I do NOT consent

anagrams are for the same kind of weird, unfuckable girls who like shit like Harry Potter and cthulhu too much and who bring up their zodiac signs unprompted

Worried that i might have bed bugs, lads

.... curious post

Washington Capitals
田昭之塔弓 甑勾昔问
"Tian Zhao's Tower Bow, The Old Man Asked'

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Detroit Red Wings
权敬戒 啵 圃丑尸
"Kwon Jing ring, nursery ugly corpse"

This is like 9th-order-level meaninglessness. The first character means field anyway. You've basically ran a random jumble through a different random jumbler then extracted that and translated it arbitrarily.

will do more chinese hockey wisdom later fellas, it's supper-time for this old chunk of coal

Oof. Seems NJ Devil bro beat you to the punch there Gritty, and you are basically proving the meme poster right on having low self esteem. Back to your safespace in Philthy you go!

Winnipeg Jets
Ingest Jew Nip
Penis Jet Wing
Penis Jew Ting
Inept Jew Sign
Inept Jew Sing
Gent Jew In Pis
Gent Jew Nip Is
Peg Jest In Win
Peg Jet Sin Win
Get Jew Inn Pis
Jew Nest Pig In

I type the NHL team with a chinese keyboard and this is what it means translated back to english. it's not a hard concept to wrap your head around

chinks have a word for red so i dont get why this translation is making up completely random words.

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Can you beat my score?
It is golf season after all
mini-putt.org/

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Dont worry man, I got this.

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Also proving he's a liberal media icon

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Stop posting

i never even hear about gritty anymore outside of /hoc/

You guys are both shit as I wont both more cups, and starred in moves!

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excuse me hoc what is this

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Nice English there Yinzer.

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But I thought we had a broship together Pen bro? We both have a common enemy that's a much bigger threat.

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when will we see the first official 2d girl team mascot? about time innit?

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gonna go poop and i absolutely WILL be phoneposting on the shitter

No both are you are fucking retarded, and We stand alone with our 5 cups and movie blockbusters.

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>this triggers the devcel/pencel

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>stick a jets jersey on the old moose suit
A nice fursuit is like 2k. That's 10 mediocre tickets at the MTS centre. How the fuck did it end up like this. THE MOOSE WERENT EVEN HERE WHEN THE JETS CAME BACK. WHY DIDNT MICKEY GO TO ST JOHNS? DID THE ICECAPS HAVE NO MASCOT?

never because the all the players have good relationships with their fathers

>Philthies version of a cup win
My sides lol

It is for you.

Because a "chinese keyboard" does not work like a regular keyboard. They choose an arbitrary encoding sequence to uniquely access one of their thousands of unique characters. The characters have nothing to do with the english words he typed. "r+e+d" will not give you the character for red.

There are like 50 different ways they do it do, so it depends on implementation.

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guys im shitposting lmao do you get it

What will Seattle's mascot be?

Cope

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don't let the toilet seat hit you on the way out

a suicidal musician

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MUH LIBRUL MEDIAZ!!!

Hey guys, what did I miss today?

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Nothing, just some doovels and flylel fags posting inferior mascots.

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just the same arguments that we usually have

randy is still gay and you still aren’t white

is it pronounced hockey or hokkei

UHHHHHH. Finland, what the FUCK is this?

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hackey

Dammit man why did you betray us and let us to this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=84C1iQydq38

skeletterson but a d man LOL

That's not nice. Im just a lion after all
Dont worry Devilbro, I got your back

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ホッケー

pettersson doesnt have that dumb and dumber style chipped tooth

/hae/

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No one cares about you or your shit team lion. Fuck off back to the basement.

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i have some comments regarding this
1. i doubt that all the players have good relationships with their fathers
2. even if it did this does not mean that they would not enjoy 2d girls
3. this doesn't really matter since the mascot is mostly for the fans (some of which probably do have bad relationships with their father, but see point 2)

i think by 2025 we should see some more japanese style promotional artwork (remember gary is trying to expand into the asian countries as well). maybe by 2030 we could begin seeing some anime-style mascots with proper waifu tier qts entering the scene in 2035

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invented a new meme its called maori posting
>tio desu

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go knights

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And no one especially gives two shits about you in the /hoc/ world either outside liberal talk shows like Stephen Colbert you orange tubby sack of shit.

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the ordinary neet has poor sleeping habits and a diet of mainly frozen prepackaged foods and a nagging mother because of his community college dropout past and little to no future prospects. the wage cuck suffers a similar fate with minor differences. stress keeps him up late and Goldstein has him up at 5 am, he feeds on fastfood and cafeteria grool. his roastie bitch wife demands more kids to max her child support down the line.
A /hoc/ poster on the other hand is a truly enlightened individual. he wakes up around 7 to watch the SportsCentre and enjoy a coffee on his deck. After rush hour traffic dies down he heads to the gym for a vigorous weight lifting session. at home he enjoys a protein shake for a anack while he preps lunch. he slices and batters homemade onion rings, certainly no more than 4 dollars of material. As a tech-savvy 21-27 year old male he logs onto Coin base to check his portfolio. Looking good /hoc/ poster, new ICO on Friday to keep an eye on. He knows true bosses work for themselves. One of his college aged women will stop by for an afternoon romp and then he can give her investment advice. After evening rush hour dies down he hits the rink early for a skate before teaching tomorrow's stars how to skate. volunteer of course, /hoc/ posters give back to the community. For dinner he grills a steak. Rare of course. As he watches the sunset he pulls out his laptop and reminds /hoc/ that while they're in a noble pursuit, they must always shun vegas and any trips they come across. In his dreams the /hoc/ poster fantasizes about the cabin he'll build for himself in a quiet Finnish town when he decides to finally cash out. but not today /hoc/ man, not today

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Why does he look like a minion here? It because flyers fans unironically act and talk like minions?

Here's what I have and you don't since my tenure. All you have is the praise of two scoops guy

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the only time you ever see weebshit used for promotional purposes in sports is on jap cars in motor"sport". even the tokyo olympic mascots arent 2d weeb girls because they know that only appeals to a small category of anons on the interwebs and not the general public.

>kāke (pronounced kawkay)

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>getting rid of the pass
Why are you retarded

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It time for a new hoc thread boys? All I'm seeing is just cringy ass mascot posters that has nothing to do with /hoc/

Here's my second cup I was around for. What about you? Another two scoops appearance with the one star trek guy. Pathetic.

Fuck off yinzers and philthies

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I want a gf.

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Cant blame them since both teams will be in the basement for the next decade as they watch the Rags, Devs, and Islanders duke it out.

...

why does finland have their own size of rinks?

really makes me think

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Here's another recreation pic of me holding my third cup. And all you have to show is a outdated meme that even your zoomer fans cringe at? Such sad desperation.

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>flash
Nice virus

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I don't understand why people have fallen for this meme so hard. They're not going to be magically better just because they added two or three players.
The Devils don't have a goalie, the Rangers have a goalie who's about to retire, and the Islanders have a decent goalie that their fucking retarded management seems to want to bury behind a Russian bust.
Until any of them fix their problems in net, just adding a handful of extra goal scorers isn't going to change anything.

But you are not denying that both Flylels and shitbirds will be the basement tho.

Minnesota

Flyers have one of the best farm systems in the NHL. Penguins still have Crosby/Malkin and as long as they have them they'll be fine.

Keep trying, your woman is out there somewhere

>55

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In my humble defense, I'm in the bed (naked) using a high sensitivity touchpad (and touching some highly sensitive body parts).

The guy who always posts this gritty shit probably isn't even a filthadelpian himself

gritty makes incels seethe desu

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what site did you use?

i just have an extremely high iq

>adobe flash player is blocked
wut

Also remember that old mini golf game that was popular on Yea Forums around 2009/10?

The Rangers have an heir apparent that just came over from Russia. Not to mention they also have another heir apparent from Bulgaria. As long as Benoit Allaire is alive, the Rangers will have solid goaltending at the very least. That guy is a goalie maker.

If you ignore him he only posts 1 or 2 and fucks off

*sips* ahhh, yes, I remember making some Finn seethe

Not even Niggers like Gritty.

t. racist incel

Based

[sp]haxball > autismputt[/sp]

He's right though. I'm black and just want to know hoc news without some retard spamming gritty images just to show off how autistic they can get.

>haxball
FUCK YOU

Still not as autistic as the /sphl/ tho.

holy shit beyond based
Pure seethe

encyclopediadramatica.rs/Sp/#.2Fhoc.2F

get educated

Racism aside, he's not wrong. Its mostly just söyboys and even incels like Gritty more than Blacks like Gritty

>encyclopedia dramatica
maripi

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This is how you become Yea Forums, cumbrain. /hoc/ is for being SFW retarded

Beyond outdated. Yikers.

It's the old entry before it disappeared.

>cumbrain

not liking this new meme

t. cumbrain

the maori have no word for autism. really makes you think. perhaps we are not so different after all.

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>Flyers have one of the best farm systems in the NHL.
I almost spit out good beer when I read that. But seriously name a suppose best farm system guy not named Hart? You cant that's why.

Fuckers in /hoc/ telling me, always in the post game threads Matthews ain’t bout this, Matthews ain’t bout that My boy a Leaf on fucking Shanny and them He, he they say that man don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all Sens fans ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Matthews ain’t no centre Matthews ain’t this Matthews a bust SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that man Y'all know that Matty got caught with 40 goals Shootin' at NHL goalies and shit man been winning the calder since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them Leafs savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking shit about Matthews I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those Leafs role with Matt Martin and them

the n word isnt racist

Nah, the Flyers have Hart, and the Penguins at least have DeSmith.

Georgiev is not that good. He's not an incompetent mess or anything, but he's just so far from spectacular that I wouldn't even want to pin playoff hopes on him if I was a >rags fan, let alone Stanley Cup hopes.

Hart gonna be a bust because he's on the Flyers. and if he isn't he will be traded off for some old shooters and cash considerations because Flyers.

Then fine, he can put up good numbers in NY and then flip him to some shit team for assets, like they did with Talbot and Raanta

America, Canada, Finland, and Russia can produce good goalies. Why can't Sweden produce elite goalies? When Lundqvist gets too old Sweden is fucked.

ate too much and now my stomach has hurt for the past hour or so, what do?

puke it up and start drinking again

Take a shit

Did you ever read Askeladden som kappåt med trollet?

More cheers more beers

just turned on some frasier

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the cumbrain epidemic is real. sometimes i'll spend the entire day edging or jacking off, but thankfully i don't do that shit as much anymore

sometimes I wish I puked more, I fight it so hard when itd probably make me feel better
just dusted a bit
tricky norway shant be falling for that and cutting a hole in my stomach

thanks for reading my blog

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jerseys look better with laces and they should all have them

i'm not sam, my post would be full of irony or some other stupid shit

If I was Sam, and believe me I am, Im fucking sauced

youtube.com/watch?v=5SOI_Yl_0e8

pensionplanpuppets.com/2019/8/4/20753248/how-to-watch-womens-hockey-team-canada-summer-showcase-prospects-development-under-18-calgary-roster

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f
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deliver us from dykepuck

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Control your seethe pls

thinking of starting a wee pub lads not sure how to raise the capital

One doesn't seethe from that as its that even a brainlet would know these are both legitimate outcomes. Except you since you are even less than a brainlet for not thinking that obviously lol

just posting it for the few NWHL/CWHL anons who might want to see it or anyone in Calgary who would like to check it out

>still seething
carry on lad

Least you can let your autism run wild by posting non stop Gritty images again. Gritty is a win for most Flyers fans right?

literally me desu

what city? type of clientele are you trying to attract/cater to? How much are you looking to raise for it? Food and booze, or just booze? How big of a place?

>Still being even less than a brainlet
And to think you couldn't get even less then that, you keep replying. Have sex

business idea: have sex

I'm thinkin' he's mad

checked and trying to

I'm trying.

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She has a bad kidney stone but shes still blowing me

Philthy fans are always mad. They take our their shit franchise frustration by spamming Gritty images like the autistic little faggots they are. Almost like their purpose now is either that or bitch like how they do in actual games.

Not cost effective.

wee lil pub kinda traditional brass taps and oak, warm, yellow lights. maybe a wee fireplace. no tvs, no zoomers, no blacks. maybe a wee kitchen where i can make hearty soups and stews for my patrons. maybe make beef jerky. no vodka, no tequila, silly mixing things like "grenadine" and "curacao". no cocktails. just whisky and gin and beer

Maybe il stature a fuck ing pub and just it's for whatever beers and shit . Watching hockey

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

I think he's boiling

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Don't even know who or what you're talking about at this point.

EVERY MORNING THERES A HALO HANGING FROM THE CORNER OF MY GIRLFRIEND'S FOUR POST BED

Gonna need good bar staff for those busy days, let me tell ya. But its honest work being a barkeep

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Himself

Hmmm *sips*

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Is the penguins guy a schizo? All of the replies look exactly like his style of writing. If so, sad desu.

I've never seen anything that would make me think Pete is a schizo. A raging seether, sure. Pretty unhinged.
But he just seems mad and obsessive, not mentally ill.

Hey Congress - do something now!
End gun violence!
Let's go!

Anime

All other posters pale in comparison to randy the knife salesman's mental illness.

Randy isnt real and knife doesnt have a mental illness

This.
I think knifeduck just got really drunk the other day.

*executes all non whites*

I did desu but it was after posting

basé

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disregard my previous post, I suck massive amounts of cock

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dont give him yous

Woah a canadian knife salesman duck fan. Too bad you suck cock

>94626234
Shan't give you any (you)s for this tonight.

based nz absolutely destroying shitposters

t. Faggots

>94626256
t. No (you) faggot

94626256
ka moe, incel

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I for one am glad to see all of /hoc/ come together and not give him (you)s

Jango Fett is my favorite Maori.

youtu.be/H0rpeR-uYdc

well he is a retarded faggot after all

Oh no, what have I done....

obviously, that's what makes it funny

it's just the new schedule meme

ITT: Seething nig carolina, edmongolians, analslime scum, winnichug, moronto, san lose, shittsburgh, and philthadelphia "fans".

>canucks at the top
basè

Edmonton Oilers
颡氧亿 刽汜尸
"Oxygen, the body. "

Thinking about shaving my beard lads

>dykepuck poster and pedo poster are Oiler and wild fans

makes sense

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thanks, monkey.

Jesse Puljujarvi
翅尿 刨兢照厶
"Winged urine, plan."

NJ Devils

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I've always considered myself more like a bird spirit like a raven or a falcon or something 2bh

just pre-ordered the new call of duty.

ding dong bing bong
"some to, yes soon."

Kinda wondering if I should

Reminder that the Las Vegas Golden Knights gave up a 4 (FOUR) goals in 5 (FIVE) minutes on april 23rd, 2019.

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New Jersey Devils
剥田 支呢流 权厶
"Peeling the fields, the flow of power"

Beards have been co-opted by nu-males.

San Jose Sharks
尸晚 宿尿 刀照力
"Body night, sleepurine, knife power."

t. beardlet

mustaches are the new alpha male facial hair

@asstralia
numale

>be canadian incel beardlet
>post on /hoc/
pick 2 desu

Montreal Canadiens
仄勐叹映 甑象寸汤
"Sighing, like an inch soup."

Has any expansion franchise gone from new roster to cap hell in 2 years time?

DUDE did you get the new onions beard oil??????

-posted from my switch

beards are for chinlets

how did you know about my chin

youtube.com/watch?v=tU9EDOB18b0

this
it hides the beta male genetics, so chinlets grow the beards.

>hiding your weak jaw behind a beard
might as well put lifts in your shoes too, you fucking manlets

>mad
>at dykepuck

well this new meme is obviously a failure.

For me, it's sideburns.

So I should shave then

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based obese beardlet

>Literally is curly black pubic hair on his face
Maybe Knifedick has a chinesium razor for you

shit are we posting facial hair

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you aren't 5/5 you shouldnt even be posting here

have never fully understood the phrase "no love lost"

It means two people have never had any sort of affection for each other

you look like an oily greasy dipshit 2/10 would not buy knives from

I'm all of them that matter

>8ch is kill
we're next bros

for me, its colter wall

You aren’t a Linechad which is the most important one ya pinhead

ah
then there's no love lost between me and any brown or black person

nice grease shirt you fat fuck

>linechad
That means nothing and isnt even one of the 5
>EXPOSED RETARD
Its sunday you nigger

>8ch is dead
oh cool more nazi larpers for Yea Forums which will get this site shut down

why is your nipple so dirty?

you look like a mass shooter

Its tomato juice. I was prepping for burgers.

as long as they stay on Yea Forums we should be good. there are a couple /hoc/ regulars that are incel/nazi's but for the most part we're alright.

Fuck it, back to mIRC

imagine actually being a nazi though. sad!

if cloudfire decided to take Yea Forums down idk why they wouldn't also heem 4channel

buddy asked me to sign on as IT contractor
told him my rate was $75 per
he was more than happy to bring me aboard

nah you're lookin good m8 it's just banter

/hoc/ - nazism general

sounds like you lowballed yourself

per what

75 per bj lmao

Why couldn't a good guy with a gun stop the el Paso shooter bros?

nothing wrong with owning guns, just need to keep them away from lunatics and the irresponsible.

drumpf mobilized his nazi militia and forced all of the good guys to stand down

Too L8 m8

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when it all goes tits-up I'll be at r/hocgeneral with the boys reminiscing about the good times here on channel 4

>/hoc/

>a leafegg and fascism general

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you got bullied into shaving by a bunch of literal manbabies. nice chin tho bud, like a slab of granite

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because in mexico they dont have gun rights

i'm gonna miss you /hoc/bros

New Jersey smells like caca

I didn't get bullied m8. I legit asked and you were the only one who was for keeping it and it came about halfway through the shave. Thanks for the chin complement though bro. Means alot.

if Yea Forums gets killed I'll see you there. Keep the dream alive!!!

im just a nazi in the ironic sense because I like to trigger libtards epic shapiro style

Everyone is talking about these Americunts here in Canada and ignoring the fact that like 14+ people were murdered in the last 2 weeks in the GTA alone never mind the nationwide manhunt for two teenaged murderers. But no lets focus on American news hurrrrr

no one cares about somalis

/hoc/ is eco fascist, no nazis here.

better, but you still look middle eastern and thus aren't 5/5

oh yeah what ever happened to those little rascals? did they make it out ok?

btfo

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20 people were murdered for no reason. nobody gives a shit about gang members killing each other retard.

we WILL terraform this planet to be covered in ice. that IS our destiny.

Isn't the band on the wrong arm?

I look white m8. I have no sand nigger in me at all.

>max learned that day the difference in being an internet nazi and an irl nazi

New Mexico's laws are bullshit. You can't even carry an extendable baton on your person, it's a felony. Cucked state.

No max learned that around blacks never relax

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those retards will never be found. nature served justice.

el paso is in texas you retarded fuck

I will not rest till I can skate around the world.

probably not any time soon. lots of people get murdered or go missing up north. its very secluded and the right type of environment to get away. this story got larger press coverage than most because the victims were foreign tourists.

SIMMERING nazi

You are trying way too hard

Yeah I done goof'd, but it's the same in Texas. I had to drive across the country and I passed through several states, had to look up the laws on all of them to see if it was okay to have a baton on my person since gun laws are trickier.

would die for the kitty maybe the girl if she’s white

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bullshit, your grandma was an arab, i bet your middle name is mohammed

>it's another "user doesn't know where el paso is" episode
at least he didn't say it's near san francisco

says the guy spouting /pol/ memes in a hockey thread
retard

leave your politics at the door, fuck-o

we only talk about cool shit here like hockey onion rings and eating ass

incel

If I'm Arabic you're a nigger

i would like to eat an ass through an onion ring
thoughts?

I bet your balls smell like curry and your mom has a hairy ass like a man

ka pai

>muh pol
Sorry bud but racism can save your life.

I'm taking a dreamy poll........... ....

Nazis v. Me

>do you miss me???

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No I am a blond haired green eyed man. You are a swarthy black wiry hair muslim

sounds lit af

How was the 8 chan /hoc/ thread anyways?

Nope, 5/5 here. Why are you sticking up for this swarthy turk?

imagine unironically being male and having blonde hair. yikes.

Probably still had the stan Lee thread up

Proofs?

>posting selfies on Yea Forums
mentally ill

Because hes painfully white you spastic fuck nugget

t. 5' 7" 350lb white incel

Everybody knows where you go when the sun goes down. I think you only live to see the lights of town.

Exactly, they'll be bald by 35, if not before that.

t. nigger

it was literally just one finn spamming buljus

fuck i should have visited more often

kino

Cooking time with /hoc/

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really just disgusting

probably looks better when it's shitted out

gonna crack open a can of beans just because of this post

>you'll want me then

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Slop of shit

looks great man, really nice presentation

i'd probably heem a nazi larping /pol/ faggot wearing an armband too desu

unacceptable

Oh GOD JESUS

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You didnt let me mix it up first
>ranch style beans
>ground beef
>corn
>rotel peppers
>cream of mushroom soup

Brown the beef and strain the grease
If using canned corn strain that too
Mix in a casserole dish
Top with cheese
Cook in oven at 350/20min
Serve with corn chips
It looks gross but it is actually delicious

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you'd throw a punch and I'd catch it in my hand anime style and you'd piss your pants

literal white trash

Kek

I've had shits that look like that after drug and alcohol binges.

>ted
no wonder he's so fat

White trash has the best food
It goes smooth through your digestive tract

me too buddy, me too

meaning it's full of garbage that your body doesn't even want to bother to digest.

I love you America

starting to understand why we should gas the sunbelt

Did the user that dropped acid for the first time last week ever report back?

He ded

Southern Comfort is surprisingly good

He thought his head was an orange and tried to peel it

which team would he cheer for?

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eating a can of maple beans and thinking about all the great posts I'm saving for the next thread

edmonton.

relocanes

Jets

yasss queen slay

probably an apehoop or kneelball fan

All three of these are good answers.

hows idaho bud?

hockey fucking sucks

Food's in the oven now lads

if by "sucks" you mean "doesn't suck" then yeah I totally agree

A team that has already been relocated obviously. So Minnesota North Stars

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if post number even, Yea Forums survive
if post number odd, Yea Forums die

r.i.p.

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Now that the dust has settled, was he based?

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94627360
no

I like that he never learned english. I feel like if I was in his shoes I'd do the same

it was funny watching soilers fan go from being obsessed over him and attaching him in every single one of their posts to now him busting and wanting out of edmonton. i haven't seen that one seething bulju spammer edmongolian in a while now. so yes

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The dust is far from settled.

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>keeps trying to show up at the Hartford Civic center for games

I wonder what Boxxy is thinking right now.

i'll bet boxxy is fat as fuck

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I wonder what moot is thing right now. Probably tremendous relief that he sold Yea Forums off before shit hit the fan.

is there a way to gradually expose humans to radiation over time until they evolve and adapt to their radiated environment? the reason I ask is because I've been thinking a lot about my plan to cover earth in ice and create a hockey planet, but the only brainstorm ideas I have so far include nuclear winter. any alternative ideas are welcome

Our year [spoiler]to get 1st overall pick[/spoiler]

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>[spoiler]
>on Yea Forums

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just invest in life extending technology and wait it out till the second ice age hits. shouldn't be much longer

please forgive me it's been a long time since i've been here

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"why yes I am an islanders fan, how could you tell?"

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Fuck off /pol/

@94627487
By how fucking gay you are

space elevators but with fire hoses
>initial energy to push water into orbit would be large
>properties of liquids would create a near self sustaining flow once set up
>use the cold of space to freeze water
>use a vehicle of some sorts to push icicles back into the athmosphere

delete this

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94627515
"no"

rude

Okay.

just submitted a paper hoc and i have an exam in 2.5 hours wish me luck

so glad that I already graduated
not that I'm doing anything with the degree or the honors I earned

BRING ON THE ICE AGE

Going to see the based Golden Knights on their road trip this week lads.

>he actually did
wew i mean it hurt my sens feelings but didnt actually mean delete it

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it's crazy, but maybe just crazy enough to work

good year to tank desu, lafreniere is the next lindros

/hoc/ is a polite place beneath the seething exterior.

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I have the next thread ready to go boys

i'll make the next thread lads.

what qualifies as a binge? Because my shits look like that regularly.

Good luck little cricky

IMO tanking is never a good idea. even if you're the shittest team in the league you only have like a maximum of 1/4 odds your team will win the draft lottery. development and scouting is more important than getting an early pick

making the new thread lads

...

yo what the frick dudes I called it :(