/heem/

disallow any hydration for 12 hours leading to the fight

Nasrat

All the white and black fighters

>implying she's not doing that to other people

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haha and fed her to her dog haha

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whens he gonna fuckin fight

I used to think that /heem/ was the worst general, but then I went on /F1/ and realized that this is actually a very good general

It’s very concerning that the MMA community has forgotten Kelvin Gastelum was cleared to fight Robert Whittaker despite having oozing herpes cysts all over his face and back

Wrong!! There’s no such thing as an ugly person in the eyes of God

check out the figure skating one

we can all agree ligamx is great tho

it's the best. I go there for faps more so than games desu

in many ways heem is actually the best general on sp and 4channel as a whole

inshallah

It's very concerning that the MMA community has forgotten Dana white said women would never fight in the UFC
youtube.com/watch?v=TpHxZ-pxDNI

Wake up Khabib, it's all over

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Dustin unironically attempts to heem Khabib

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Thawts?

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Hopefully never

You probably don't need to imagine that feeling, right huebro?

JUST

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Isn't she like 50?

Why is usman the favorite?

Is it because hes a cutbabby?

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He is bigger and blacker

aspens 24 I think n the oldest and her youngest looks like 5 so who knows

she always has the same dead expression
it's fkn creepy stop posting pls

Because he beat Woodley, who is better than anyone Covington beat

Also is it just me or is welterweight being a deep division a meme? Lightweight, featherweight, and middleweight are all better.

Wake up Colby, it's all over

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Werdum vs Covington is the fight to make

True Champ Broship

aspen has an older brother

how tony vs Colby goes

>>Why is usman the favorite?
>longer reach
>taller
>more heavy handed
>can sustain high pressure like Colby
>better wrestle
>mixes in more kicks
>better bjj
he's just slightly better at everything than Colby

Since heem hates cutbabbies that make BJ Penn our hero?

Colby would wrestle fuck him for five rounds unless Ferg pulls out a meme sweep

Colby steamrolls him

guys that end the Usman meme

>Hannibal Silva
>Kunchenko
>Ponzinibbio
>Zaleski
>house arrested Alhassan
>Luque
>Neal

unfounded claims

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cutbabby, massive one like khabib, and also unquestionably a steroid cheater (colby isn't)

jesus so a 20 years difference in kids

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Colby wins at welterweight, Tony wins at lightweight

seconding this, although surely he'll just post more of the creepy bitch lel. she makes aspen almost look sexy

Literally every non-heavyweight UFC fighter is hitting the sauna to make weight, don't kid yourself.

schaub just admitted he is 273 pounds, luke must be pushing 300

Maybe I'm wrong this one is closest to her in age (second pic) the first pic is of her coach who has an 8 year old daughter an is a boomer
instagram.com/p/Bz33uUVFkUZ/

Why do you think Usman has better bjj?

Brother Tony anklepicks HW's for breakfast, no contest

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/out/spen ladd

This is what knocking out a can in 5 seconds awards you.

twitter.com/GamebredFighter/status/1158087800492683264

WW is deep as fuck. Wrestling is the most dominant base and WW is chock-full of elite wrestlers. LW is better though, it's one of the few divisions where being simply an elite wrestler doesn't automatically get you to the top.

Tony Ferguson and Max Holloway

Implying he can afford that on 50k/50k

who is the most handsome fighter? hard mode: not rockhold

A smaller Romero would be champ at welterweight, change my mind.

Elias Theodorou

why does he only say "i'm a cuban american" when his mother was born in peru

Is this the power of a single mom, woah!

I recant wrestling and bjj since Colby is D1 and Usman is D2 collegiate wrestler and Colby has more sub victories. Otherwise, I stick by my statement

Colby
>5'11
>72" reach
>2 TKO wins
>5 Submission wins

Usman
>6 feet
>76" reach
>5 TKO wins
>1 KO win
>1 submission win

face it Usman at 100 percent is better than Colby

probably the man who just simulated the aforementioned's death in the Octagon™

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>longer reach
Fact
>taller
Fact
>more heavy handed
KO'd Moraes, Colby has only TKO'd Griffin. Usman did more damage to RDA with less strikes.
>can sustain high pressure
Proven vs Tyron, RDA, and Maia
>better wrestling
Controlled RDA completely, while Colby gave up a takedown against RDA
>mixes in more kicks
Fact
>better BJJ
See previous bullet about wrestling

he was cut so it doesn’t count

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matt mitrione

>get $250,000
>immediately buy a lambo
based

Colbys thrown more kicks in just his last three fights than Usmans ufc career combined

fake news. Colby throws a kick on Usman and Usman will put him on his ass

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Pooman is so shook he will go for the KO all night

Who cares ? Shes hot

Face it, you got blown the fuck out

What a fucking tard.

For sure don't get taken down by Bumson my guy

No I meant that she being 50 was a good thing. The guy wrote 'JUST', but for 50 she's damn fine.

Look at these legs when mommy Ladd gives it all in hula hoop.Even wmma fighters don't have these legs and neither her age WTF

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>>longer reach
>>taller
>>more heavy handed
>>better bjj
oh for sure Neil Magny and Ben Saunders are complete munsters

>>better wrestling
Usman got taken down and had his back taken by Maia

Some more than others. Gunnar Nelson fights at like 176lbs. There are still 'big' and 'small' fighters in every weight class.

Are we sure that Aspen is her daughter and has 5 kids?

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stop stealing my posts, Elias

He also got taken down by RDA but they didn’t score it as such

oh for sure brunson had him in deep waters with those takedowns my guy weidman has him in a bodybag hundred persent

>hills have eyes
can't but to crackle up every tiem

My apologies, you clearly have patrician taste

dont get confused Hans.She is not underaged

It's a strategic decision - Gunny just doesn't have 20lbs+ of water to spare. He's still in the sauna with everyone else.

dont make me heem you, fucking greaseball

Oh for sure Yoel is a peach of a wrestler

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He literally didn’t even bother with wrestling Brunson he effortlessly shook off the takedowns then took him down and demolished him. Almost the same with Weidman, he maneuvered from his takedowns then took down Weidman in the second and mauled him leading into the third. Whittaker stuffed most of his takedowns, different thing entirely

Pooel is a meme

remeber that this is the night

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Yep
Its not the best mma wrestling but its still pretty effective

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>has to use 12-6 elbows just to stop Bumson from btfoing him
beast

for me it's stipe, showtime, costa

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Can't wait for the Steep meme to end

> He cares about 12-6 elbows

Lol sorry he didn't arc his blows enough for you

Tony breaks him because Tony would be the first good non-flushed fighter Colby would face. WW is a meme division that's why Pettis and Masvidal did better after they moved up. That's also why Nate is trying to fight at WW. The top 4 WWs aren't flushed, but nearly everyone else in WW is.

i only want DC to win so he has to fight ngannu next
>inb4 retires

he arced his fist into Brunson's dick though

would unironically order this card with the boys if i didnt have to go through peespn

Banger

i arced my dick into your moms puss

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Khalil Rountree

for me its DC diaz nattyoel
we all do it la
>retires
more like graveyard
i will torrent the shit out of this card lmao

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Seethe, boomer. Cucky loser has always been this way

Tony wins by doctor's stoppage at lightweight. Tony wins by knockout at welterweight.

Tony would be undersized at welterweight unless he took a huge chunk of time off to bulk up. It would be an RDA situation otherwise.

Khabib is undefeated

Tibau

it's all about the size of the hands la'

27-0

Matt Hughes the piece of shit

Love gooby
Love Colby
Love Poirier

ate Khabitch
ate Pissrael
ate Jones
ate DC
ate Cejudo

simple as

>ate DC
bluepilled

Im dissapointed

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Anyone here dealt with chronic kneecap dislocations while grappling? Did physical therapy work for you?

I hate negroes, is why

here's your (you)

dc isnt black

what happened

name one (1) good fighter he has beaten

as usual she was fine before the surgeries, sad

Ever heard of a guy called Conor McGregor

uh?!?!?!? t-tibau s-surely right?!??

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name one (1) good fighter

Ever heard of the story of the fight?
streamable.com/9w3g6

DC is hononorary white tho, he's the whitest negro ever

>Boomer
lol get off heem nerd

Who among you will be attending the Anaheim card?

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Conor "The Notorious" McGregor

Jon was even offended when DC called him nigga

Barboza

>inb4 ringcutting

Is this the fate of all non-whites in Europe?

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If you’re older than 25 and on Yea Forums you’re likely mentally impaired

t. just turned 18 ;)

>Colby backs opponent up to cage and throws a few strikes
>Opponent covers up
>Colby shoots for takedown

Who has a high enough IQ to stop this?

RDA

Tony won the ultimate fighter at 170. He'd be decent size at 170.

yep niggers hates when withe people tell them what they are

me

Robert if he knew how to fucking cut weight

Stipe flushes DC

>you now remember chris weidman
Why does that fucker never fight? I swear he isn't injured currently

I'm under 25 like most people that are Tony fans lol go do your hw kid maybe you'll learn a thing or two about mma

>Tony won the ultimate fighter at 170
every other fighter on the show was a blown up 155er due to the fact that they had to make weight several times over 6 weeks, retard

tony mogged bisping who is predominantly a middleweight but wasn't out of place at light heavyweight either.
I cba to find it but I've seen a pic of Tony on scales weighing 200 pounds so if he cuts even from 190-195 he would be absolutely fine at WW.

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That's what happens when you get Romero'd

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fer shure my guy juss like last time, b

After Stipe gets his belt back and retires DC, what fight is there to look forward to?

Costa heems Poel

Was Colbys entrance best of the year?

Is Tony p4p the most Californian fighter of all time?

How to get CTE

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Imagine being an American teen spending this summer weekends on Polish glassblowing forum

Can someone explain to me how Cain was thought to be so fragile, supposedly blew his knee out in 30 seconds against Ngannou, but then last night he's doing all sorts of ridiculous flips in WWE?

Ngannou rematch or him fighting Jon

no, that's Faber

Greg "The Prince of War" Hardy

imagine having such a beautiful mom and looking like a mutant

If you're into mandrama it was

totally, i've also enjoyed the Gastelum run in the memebender fight

literally could of been the biggest mma star of all-time if he wanted it

This card is falling apart just from looking at it a tad too long.

different training. he doesn't have to spar any more and put pressure on his body. he just needs to jump on a mat similar to a trampoline. would not be surprised if he gets injured any way

He's going to be in movies now.

I learned how to suloev stretch your mothers anus.

How long before Holloway goes full Chris Benoit?

Because wwe isn't real you cazzie. That's like watching Ronda beat up triple h and then saying "how come Ronda is considered a bad striker she beat up a man"

he's headlining the upcoming Boston card against poominick reyshit, my excitement is hard to contain

m.youtube.com watch
Bone Thugs N Harmony feat Akon-I tried so Hard - YouTube

yes I hope he uses that song again

its 95 outside with the humidity leave me alone

>mutant
what do you mean by this?

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Cool when do you start school? Make sure to bring your teacher an apple because your her bitch.

lol you're overweight

I know, I hope he doesnt take Hari lightly

he said he has kurt angle's blessing to use it everytime.
Based

I weigh 170 at 5”11. Im quite a stick

He can do all those fucking flips but his knee blows out by taking a punch?

When your mother closes her legs

>Make sure to bring your teacher an apple because your her bitch.
Make sure to heem your english teachers if you even went to school, Daquan, terrible boomer joke with the wrong “your”

>not being at the beach with thots
the state of /heem/ teens...

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I'm 195 at 5'8". I'd ragdoll you.

170 at a low bf% isn't that stickish. R u skinnyfat?

>kek lanklet
5'5" 230 here I'd maul you for lunch

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totally wish i had megan's hair, heem.

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I'm 210 at 5'11.5. I'd rag doll you.

No one is bigger than me ITT

lose weight

Rogan was talking about hand wraps that you slide on and then just wrap around your wrist. Anyone know the specific product? I found this on amazon but the reviews say its shit quality.

amazon.com/Hawk-Boxing-Kickboxing-Protector-Handwraps/dp/B079KN5CBJ/

Struve is so fucking bad lmao

I dont like colby for badmouthing brasilians and calling the cop on one of the HW mma fighters ever when confronted
>I-i was j-ust joking
Fucking bitch

Boomers care more about grammar you nerd. You don't belong on heem you're too young and naive. Go back to r mma.

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it's very cypunk

Not really, not very muscular either though I could out cardio every here with a two week campus

based no-nonsense croat

I like him for doing those things. Brazilians are filthy animals and laws are for humans who are actually civilized to obey.

Thanks for sharing your hurt feelings, bitch.

For me its mum ladd

He got knocked out by Ngannou and his knee probably blew out, but people trying to say he lost because his knee blew out was a cope. Cain trains like a turbo brainlet by doing the worst possible exercises for your joints at high reps and heavy weights so he probably stopped doing his brainlet weight routine. He also didn't have to worry about getting hit by anyone.

but are you a female?

He’s also probably on hgh

Just imagine the size of her braps

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wait he’s on wwe already?

Usman is unironically cringe kek. At least colby is ironic about it

Yeah good point. He's almost 100% on some stuff now that he's not being tested and who could blame him. He was made of glass towards the end of his career.

he may be a wife beater but this is pretty based

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I don't think it was wwe, but no one here watches wrasslin so we wouldn't know the difference.

> heck
onions

He's nice, but he's no Greg "Prince of War" Hardy.

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Reminder that robbery lawler is flushed and gadooshed and matt hughes got run over by a train (lol)

Greg Hardy should legally change his name to Prince of War.

HEEEEEEM

ME

INSIDE

how the fuck do you get hit by a train

>like affliction designs
who doesn't
>caring what low test betas think of your badass shirt
faggot

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mildly based

but you're the douchebag I don't want to be associated with...

car gets stuck on the tracks or DUI

Ive met a few and all of them very nice and warm people
You guys have ghettos and mass shootings and no one is calling u animals despite having all the right

was probably a suicide attempt from a mixture of cte and lifelong trauma honestly, but then again based on his book i could see matt hughes trying to sincerely play chicken with an oncoming train but one could argue thats a symptom of some neurological impairment

couldve also been blackout drunk

youre already a douche with such a juvenile mindset, congrats, now you can wear the clothing

based and mamabearpulled

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I'm a Colby nutrider but I'll try to be as unbiased as I can.
Usman has better clinchwork but when he strikes he just swings while having no knockout power. Colby has better boxing and kicking than Marty. Usman has long limbs so he's better in clinchwork with knees and elbows. In terms of pure wrestling Colby is better but we won't know who is a better wrestler in an MMA fight until they actually fight. Colby is slightly smaller with Usman being a cutbaby but he has better cardio than Marty. Basically went at full pace all 25 minutes while Marty took his foot off the gas at some points if the Tyqil fight so he could rest

>*deports Usman*

Absolutely based

This is playground-level logic.

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if stipe loses again he should retire
best case scenario he wins the vacant title and be known as a paper champion

Poosman is scared

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> The only two good fighters at HW leave at the same time

lol

im p4p the biggest loser on heem

*gouges your eyes out then cries when his le epin nemesis does it*
i cant wait for this fat fuck to get heemed

Steep poked first and shhhh he still SLEEP

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Most overrated ever: Fedor

Most underrated ever: Aldo

Current favorite: Greg Hardy

Biggest disappointment: Reyes

Favorite fighter of all time: McGregor

GOAT: DJ

Hardest puncher ever: DC

Best trainer ever: Rener Gracie

I saw this on Twitter too, all the undercover heemtard twitter faggots sucked aldos dick mercilessly he is not underrated

Actually, my biggest disappointment ever would have to be Ortega

paulo the natty god costa

That fight isn’t happening, it will be the sacrifice to ensure a proper heem day

Why?
Dude showed massive hard against one of the best blessed ever

>lose
>get belt
>poke eyes
>get another belt

worst champ of all time

>GOAT: DJ
>Hardest puncher ever: DC

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>no penis
>best blessed ever

You dont need a penis to heem people
Btw max has one of those portable ones and probably left it in the sauna to pass the weight

Prime Max beats prime Fronkie but flushed Fronkie beats flushed Max

>Cris Cyborg released
wtf where's my nunes cyborg 2

Cyborg is a flushed chinlet

you really want to see her get killed again?

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So much so that I don't care how I look in this picture, I'm happy.

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Can we talk about gun control now?

No? Now's NOT the time to politicize it? Ok.

Just tell me how many more mass shootings need to happen and people need to die before we can finally do something about it. What's the magic number? #GunControlNow
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Did they shrink the size of poptarts in the 20 years since I probably last had one? They seem a little smaller to me.

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cyroid will be back on the borgs and heeming grandmas in japan soon

Holy fuck I don't know if I've ever seen that slo-mo. Nunes hits so fucking hard.

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Sister Bass is always using 4g, watches netflix and youtube over it all the time. Doesn't care. But I always feel guilty using it for reasons unknown and I don't know why. I only use a fration of my data plan but I always feel I need to save it for an emergency.
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Omnomnomnomnom
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Meat might be murder, but murder tastes really god damn good. Now with correct picture orientation.

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gross. please stop user

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Something I miss from my youth, WCW's Hog/Road Wild PPV. Not that it was ever treated like a major show, but always held on Saturday and done outside. It was kind of like my last hurrah for summer before school started up again.
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Whoever is the Dem nominee, I will vote for them, but fuck the fuck off with this bullshit right the fuck now.
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Dear @CW_TheFlash and @FLASHtvwriters, I really really hope you find a way to finally reunite @HamillHimself and @CorinneBohrer as Trickster and Prank next season. It's been far too long since we've seen either of them show up.

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Either someone finally nailed it into his head that "send her back" is just too overtly racist or he still thinks this is 2016. Or both.
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Dryer is fixed and working again, 2 1/2 hours total time it took me, but it lives to work another day.
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Two hours. It took me two hours to change the belt on my dryer. A job the instructions said should take half an hour tops. Fuck manuals that don't line up with reality and leave me tearing my hair out.
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I started Black Mirror yesterday and what started out with the prime minister fucking a pig has become a show that's left me glassy eyed like I'm watching The Flash. San Junipero is an incredible episode, I did not expect an emotional gut punch like that.
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No... no... people call you a racist when you act LIKE A FUCKING RACIST YOU FUCKING RACIST!

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What revved him

UFC has always had an axe to grind with bloody elbow

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When you've known four people who've died this year, you don't want a fucking cemetery calling you for no reason.
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Like an old school VHS tape.

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rangeban americans when?

snoozeman is unironically boring to watch.

WHEELS STOP

Who is the unluckiest fighter in decisions? I vote Jacare

Masvidal easily, dude has like 10 split decison loses

Benson Henderson is also the luckiest

haha do you have a link for such things haha

Imagine being bullied and permanently broken by an overweight internet forum mod

This. Fedor's overrated and would get heemed by Stipe.

This is literally a troll post lmao

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so i'm watching a movie and this guy has a scene

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>. FUCK GERMANY. FUCK UNIVERSITY. FUCK NIGGERS. FUCK JEWS.
So fucking based

Probably a suicide attempt. Dude obviously has cte. It's funny though because le based Colby.

yikes
yikes
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I would put Holloway as most overrated
cejudo as most underrated
biggest disappointment ortega

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You have that backwards

big nose big ears small brain micro penis

i'm 5'7 200 and beta i'd slowly become your best friend then make you heem all the retards in this thead that bully me

Thawlts on his piglet?

why does my peepee feel weird

katerina is a treasure, i quite enjoy watching her with japanese women

>i'm 5'7 200
oh no no no

Robbery Lawler is the luckiest

Benson 'split decision' Henderson is the luckiest fag alive

Dude should have lost like 10 fights he 'won'

Apparently all the muricans are 5foot and chubby af

and brown

it's all the wealth and luxury we live in. we'll be totally screwed when the US stops being an economic super power

I am actually similar to you can we be friends?

Are you Kelvin Gastelum?

pretty :)

>all the wealth

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Appreciate it derek

maybe

>Colby is supposed to be elite
>Couldn't even finish Ben's soggy leftovers

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>he thinks wealth causes obesity
Bro you're fat AND you're poor.

Destroyed

CM punk has a better resume at UFC than ben askren

When a 2 liter of cola costs $0.69, everyone is rich.

How is life in Slovenia?

I'm 5'7 115

hawaiian vanzant has been replaced

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bisping shows up at the end too, one of the worst movies i've seen desu

are you in favor of kneeing a downed opponent?
why (not)?

Why he always wears sunglasses indoors?

cyborg goes to rizin and beats gabi

macedo might actually die what are they doing

yes
why? because it makes watching mma more enjoyable

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Yes. We need more wrestler dominance in MMA.
youtube.com/watch?v=1BL4pgndH2M

we need more roids

qt clash

pride rules+elbows and pride scoring are the only valid mma ruleset. UFC is WWE and none of its fights matter

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I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice

Fighters who are champions of their own world?

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Yeah thats the case 500 years ago, cheap food is calorically dense oily trash or liquid sugar. CICO

luke skylar rockhold

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We should make the sport bare knuckle so it’s just wrestling and jiu-jitsu. Also the cage should be way bigger. Also no stand-ups. Also there are no rounds.

>UFC is WWE and none of its fights matter
Proof: The amount of butthurt caused by people referring to call-outs and shit talking as "cutting promos"

>throw a punch
>run and hide

why

Vancouver is a Chinese colony

>lose hockey game
>chimp out, burn the city and heem each other

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When they do cringy shit like Colby does it really is no different from cutting a promo tho. Dude literally has a gimmick

Can Colby do it? Can be possibly go all the way?

Does he have a chance against the Nigerian Nightmare?

Post your walkout song

youtube.com/watch?v=QvsQ9hYKq7c

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Yes but I don’t think he gets a successful title defense.

youtube.com/watch?v=WadPQ9XIF4M

Damn, sucker punching a stranger in crowd ...
because you're a bad guy

Is that seriously about hockey? I thought it was muh politics.

youtube.com/watch?v=SBbvl35O1t8

m.youtube.com/watch?v=74j0Hs9OkOo

youtube.com/watch?v=CvLTUlkLEBc

Yeah but the UFC doesn't like people pointing it out. Giving title shots to whoever is the most marketable rather than the best is pure WWE booking too.

Yes, that's from the 2011 riot after getting btfo by the pooins

Ah. Misread your post

>HEEM'd so bad you have to imagine your own belt
MY SIDES

He won the story.

kind of makes me want to buy the cologne desu

name a fighter who was never good

How can I get Luke to heem my boipucci lads

why do you want to smell like salt

Dana White

because I like the ocean

Dada 5000

right here

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she looks like a character from the hills have eyes

I think he beats Edwards and or Masvidal. And Woodley.

Masvidal yes, other two no. I think Edwards is gonna be champ at some point.

I fucking hate Edwards why does he keep on not losing

What's the first thought that comes to your head when you see this image? For me it's "Brap"

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because ww is in the worst timeline

Don’t be mean to people with a lisp

>When a 2 liter of cola costs $0.69, everyone is rich.
Corn syrup is cheap because the american taxpayer subsidizes the corn industry, but I wouldnt expect a brainlet like you to know any of that.

I know about that subsidy - I have a degree in economics.

No you don't.

How can you be sure?

It's really not that hard to spot a loser lying on the internet.

Based on your feminine intuition?

Based on having a fully functional brain. You wouldnt understand.

Holy shit the little guy just doesn’t know how to control himself does he? Get a dog bro

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Robbie Lawler
Frankie Edgar
Ben Askren
GSP
DC

nice choice, boi

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chad shit only

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What did I say that was unintelligent or wrong? You've called me stupid twice, but I have no idea what I said that you even disagree with.

Cormier is white my dude

Get rid of wrestling and bjj. Ruins the fights. Ruins the sport.

does he heem cejudo?

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He’s just an angry little bitch with a Napoleon complex. Nobody in real life takes his hobbit ass seriously so he needs to flex his middle class income and pol education to a bunch of teenagers who are mostly unaware of what a tiny loser he is lmao.

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Better than in America probably. 1 hour drive to a ski slope, 1 hour drive to the seaside. Free healthcare, free schools, yearly travels to other parts of Europe. Very safe and traditional (for now). A setback is earning way less money, being a tiny nation/country everyone could nuke and probably never winning the eurobasket again without your based negro.

If you are serious watch muay thai

either way you're retarded

crime rate between brazil and USA isn't even comparable m8

Virgins deny it, but Colby Covington unironically.

my sides are in orbit

I'd heem you

I have one of those.

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Imagine being cyberbullied by a dockworker and a forum mod and having permanent brain damage from it.

>why can't I just heem everyone in front of me and get promoted
easy, you're not heeming everyone they put in front of you. you have a lackluster decision against some unranked bum and you need attention
>hurr, stop booking mandrama
THEN START MAKING MONEY WITH YOUR PERFORMANCES. The number of bums on the roster that would complain about being ignored but then want to point fight and duck competition is mind numbing.

guys i want to argue too

What are you even talking about you freak?

Imagine being bullied all your life for being a hobbit and still getting dunked on for it in your 30s by dorks on Yea Forums

enjoy your early prelims bout

>pillow fencing

woodley wouldve heemed greasespee

That's it. Now show us what a big man you are by posting the images of men covered in feces that you keep on your computer.

no way you unironically believe that after the kamaru fight

instagram.com/tv/B0ii8zrgDsF/?utm_source=ig_embed

Ngl, that chest hair is true alpha male shit.

Oh of course sweetie everyone who bullies some little sperging smurf is just the spammer

You paint your nails yet, corporal?

our girl kailin curran is fighting this week

Based

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no one cares

Umar Nurmagomedov is fighting too he's 8-0 is he the next khabib?

how the fuck isnt she cut yet

she hasnt won a fight for ages

She fights in Invicta

everyone is special in their own way

i hate wmma and I want it eliminated but she almost won a tournament a month or two ago

Post kino posters

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The most roided fight of all time

probably not

Romero vs Costa is like next week

Underrated. He'll want to knock out or take him down. I don't think either wants to stand and bang they want to either make the other one look bad or knock out, and I think marty is more worried about looking like a bitch

>Aspen Brapp weighs more than a lot of heem posters

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khabib is the only good dagestani fighter

how do they come out of that weight cut and fight thinking she needs to be lifting

I like how they exaggerated both their heights even though they're both already huge lol

Umar is undefeated

The absolute depth on this lass

She has to be thinking about going to the 145 BrapHawg division if she's not a complete brainlet

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Does Cejudo do rack pulls?

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I weigh 185 and have less of a gut

Jorge Masvidal decides to come back to 155lb and heem khabib!

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Lesnar was probably on as many roids as both those combined

>"women's" mixed "martial" "arts"

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>UFC will never have a true 6'8 demigod warrior who brutalizes the entire heavyweight division
fuck the NBA

only recent kino one

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Would it even be possible with the 265lbs weight limit? What do NBA players typically weigh?

Lawler wins the rematch

The average weight in the NBA is 218 they're a bunch of limp wristed lanklets

and why didnt they give lesnars real weight

i don't think that type of athleticism would transfer over well, unless maybe guys like westbrook and jon wall sized athletes

imo Fedor and DC have proved that there are diminishing returns on height after 6'00

NBA players are skinny. The average weight is 218, while the average weight in the NFL is 248. This why we have someone like Greg Hardy (or formally Matt Mitrione) and why we've never had a lanklet NBA basketball player. Most NBA players have a build similar to Jones, but most people built like Jon Jones can't fight. Jon was bullied by his nfl player brothers growing up so he developed a different kind of grit that top recruits lack.

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laughs in 7 feet

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DC heems Stipe

laughs in hue

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I've seen that Lesnar is actually 6'2, but he may really be 6'3 with shoes on. His height isn't that exaggerated he could really be 6'3, but Alistair was maybe a half inch taller than Brock. Most athletes have their heights slightly exaggerated because it helps market them.

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I'm a brainlet I read height when you said weight disregard this Brock is probably 285 though

doubt it

he looks like overeem somehow

>Most NBA players have a build similar to Jones, but most people built like Jon Jones can't fight. Jon was bullied by his nfl player brothers growing up so he developed a different kind of grit that top recruits lack.
cope

true demigod like athlete.

Reminder Fedor destroyed a 7 foot 4 time K1 champ (with three coming in a row) in pride.

don't watch kickboxing who dis?

It's true. Name a nba player who'd do good in the ufc

Overrated: Cain
Underrated: RDA
Current Fave: Bobby
Biggest Disappointment: Pico
FOAT: Sakuraba
Hardest Puncher: Kharitonov on the juice
Best Trainer: Mike Brown

michael jordan heems ngannou

>18 combined KOs

It's entirely possible b. But only because Jordan has 6 finals MVPs and is the undisputed goat.

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how are people still not getting that the first post is obvious bait

>"why is it so big? you're kind of small"

Pico is an example of how important mentality is in fighting. He's been hyped up so much training with the best he probably started to believe he was the best (in bellator). Without that hunger and fear it's easy to get KOed. Mike Tyson used to cry from anxiety before all his fights when he was on his rise. Then he turned that fear into anger in the ring.

Wonderheem

Let me fix this
> wrestling a wash, usman is bigger but colby is more skilled
> striking a wash, usman is longer and slightly more powerful but he throws heavier on purpose and will never match Colby’s output, also Colby is slicker and a better defensive standup guy
> bjj is a wash, neither are specialists and will take what comes their way if it’s convenient only

It’s close to a coin flip bout, I’d give usman the edge early as he is the only one of them likely to end it especially in the first two rounds. By Round three, if Colby already has won a round, I give it to him as his advantage grows with time. If usman is ahead on the cards I give an edge to usman then. But if usman doesn’t already look like he is dominating the wrestling exchanges early I’d give a good advantage to Colby. Overall it’s almost a 50-50 in my view.

Imagine the smell

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Implying he didn’t just rent that shit like every other Miami tryhard
t. From Miami and definitely hit up turo every now and then

Striking isn't a wash

Usman by superior athleticism.

youtube.com/watch?v=KaUP4C_kMm4

Colby will be using Kurt Angle's theme again.

I think Colby's cardio is huge but Usman is a bigger dude I think. Typical cut babby.

Bet it oddly tastes like peaches though

Is there anything more pathetic than a spider-guard player?

Aspen looks adopted. Or at least a product of affairs

Its HGH, she’s literally taking the shit that makes your head grow

Usman is just too explosive.

Hot. Imagine her braps

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people said the same shit about robbie. explosiveness is a meme.

>juice
>still get flushed by one punch

I'd say she's natty because she doesn't take fitness or diet seriously. Walking your digs doesn't prepare you for a fight.

>product of affairs
yeah it's almost as if her father was a different person than her mother

Doing gymnastics is a lot different than having someone trying to break your knee.

Robbie and Usman are different beasts, my man.

but they're both a peach

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> explosiveness is a meme.
> who is Romero?
> who is Vitor?
> who is Rumble?

cringe comp of fighters who gas after round 2

Name a more flushed gym

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Dammit I'm thinking about mickey Rourke now, fuck

>Vitor and two bridesmaids

>flushes wonderboy
nothing personal, kid.

>decision
the only thing that's undisputed is how much of a bitch he is lmao

haha nice

All other countries are just equally poor.

America has a massively high median income. If you're not rich in America you're a wagie and should kys.

I'd heem evryone ITT BTW.

Or a different father from the one of all those blondes? Are you this retarded not to understand my meaning?

HGH and TRT before and during puberty are used to treat micropenis cases.

then he stands no chance against AD

Bitch I'm a blue belt in BJJ and I'm in almost passable shape. I'd heem your ass any day of the week.

Yes it is. Usman wanted nothing to do with Woodleys standup. They’re either going to determine a dominant wrestler and grind early and often, or strike with each other and it will be power vs output

He was in some pretty hilarious crowd shots, wish I had the webms

I shadowbox a lot, too

he'll never recover from that one

Fer shure b, y'almost died Makin that weight but ya gotta hit the weight room dawlg, dicey dicey.

it kinda hurts :(

what did bub mean by this

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she looks like her siblings. that gym is too poor to afford PEDs

>I have it so other people can use it
How often does someone come over to spend 2+ hours in your float tank, Joe?

Usman literally isn't explosive at all though. He's slow as shit and a plodder.

lol what?

Wonderboy, Whittaker, Ortega, Colby, Garbrandt, Kevin Lee, Till, Paulo Costa

Personally, I think Ortega is the most handsome fighter. No homo, of course.

They are the champions in their respective worlds

Yeah and Mike Tyson was a bum who lost against every decent opponent he faced.

Ortega being handsome is a meme

they're fighting for the people's championship

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*blocks your one last run at the strap*

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Sam (guy who works with Jim Norton) took HGH as a kid because he was small, he's what you look like when you take it and never exercise

>Gyno
Who's ready for roided to the gills Nate? Can he have a run at the strap?

is featherweight the most cutbaby division?

>leg kicks you to a decision

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If Dustin heems Khabib that would be the biggest upset I have ever witnessed in MMA desu.

I feel like this is going to be another Jones vs Smiff.

Rakic, Wonderboy, Cody, The Chris, Chael, Dustin.

Dustin is probably the most handsome

Wow fuck you. racist piece of shit

...

"meh"

>walk away from the fence back to the middle
wow that was easy

>no Drew "Young Leo" Dober

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She looks a lot like her tiny sisters - look at the faces in the top left pic

He's literally the biggest Chad in the UFC

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Because that worked so well against Max and Tony

If he didn't have light-colored eyes no one would care about him.

He has gyno because he used to be a vegan

>If he didn't have attractive traits, he wouldn't be attractive

khabib going to change his face

It's not fair bros, be a mexican and have blue eyes and everyone goes nuts, nobody cares about whitebois.

It means that the weight classes are a joke and the "bigotry" against extra small men is legit, and zero fights in the last ten years have took place within their proper weight class

>bare knuckle so it’s just wrestling and jiu-jitsu.
No correlation, tehy can swang and bang all they want to, bare knuckles is just a retard filter that drastically shortens the careers of the morons who have nothing but that, and have glass hands

water-cutting is shitty but nobody's found a better way yet. OneFC claims to do hydration tests but their weigh ins are secret, which makes them worthless.

Colby is a Beast. Does he have enough to put away Usman?

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You realize when Russia gets nuked so will your peasant ass. And the fact you bring up beaches in Slovenia as a good thing makes me think you're fucking retarded.

Romero is literally the biggest cut baby in the league couldn't beat a homeless kangaroo wrangler half his size despite being a roided neegro

Based Dana btfo the trannyborg again

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