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HEY HEY HEYWARD WITH A LEAD OFF HOME RUN ON THE FIRST PITCH!
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Pay up Binny!

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JAY HEY FINALLY PAYING OFF HIS HUGE CONTRACT THAT BALL IS GONE

RIZZO WITH A SINGLE TO SHALLOW CENTER, POOERS GETTING STEAMROLLED EARLY GAY CUMSELL ON SUICIDE WATCH

EL MAGO WITH A SINGLE

>THE CITY OF MILWAUKEE

GIVE SCHWARBER YOUR ENERGY FOR A 3 RUN HOMER

THE BASES ARE LOADED
TIME FOR CARATINI GRAND SLAM

Broors bullpen on speed dial.

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Scuba Kek

POOERS GETTING COMPLETELY SHITFACED EARLY IN THIS LOVELY AFTERNOON AT WRIGLEY FIELD CHICAGO ILLINOIS

SCHWARBONER ON SIGHT

VICTOR “THE CAVEMAN” CARATINI REFBALLED

>Rizzo
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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bring back addie...fuck this kemp faggot

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HEYWARD WITH A TRIPLE! BOTE SCORES!
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We cycle watch!

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fuck heyward

Heywards been doing pretty well at leadoff

CASTELLANOS WITH A BASE HIT! HEYWARD SCORES!
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Rizzo with a base hit! Castellanos to third!
Here comes Baez!

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He's had his best season as a Cub.

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true but he hasnt consistently been our leadoff guy

>Look up ASMR
>This is the first video result
youtube.com/watch?v=RqUk_GKancs

What the fuck is this shit?

>The shift
>Can't make plays at the plate because of the busted pussy rule
Is there a player who has had his career ruined as badly as Rizzo?

Broors getting shelled.

Can we get a backies foe Martin Maldonado?

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ew...ew dullahanfag... what a nasty gif

scuba fans are delectably retarded

>cusb

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>Ben Zobrist
chicago.suntimes.com/cubs/2019/8/3/20753418/ben-zobrist-picks-up-pace-in-second-game-at-class-a-south-bend

He'll be back for the final stretch.

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oh how I loathe this fucker

i hate you so much

I want this guy's body in the trash

Sad!

Brutal at bat but Darvish wins the battle and he's through 4.

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Darvish earning his pay

Darvish will make a good Met!

>Darvish through 5 and no walks
He's in the line for the win, hoping he can make it through 6, we'll see if Maddon let's him do it with that pitch count.

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SCHWARBOMB!
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Go get it from the biofreeze board!

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Ah yes the good old Schwarbomb, I'll take 10 those please

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>Holland in when Yu still had gas in the tank
Let’s see how this goes

I think he emptied the tank in the 5th given what he was throwing and you don't want Yelich to blow him up again to erase the schwarbomb.

Are the guys from WGN going to do the commentary for the new Cubs network?

Oh shit, Happ actually got a hit.

Time for Heyward to get a double.

I hope so Len and JD are the best announcers in baseball.

Heyward would be a slave in the good old days

Heyward with a fielder's choice, but Kemp scores!
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I wish we could get a break out inning though.

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I support medicare for all just to see these shitty blue cross ads end.

>Chatwood going 1-2-3
youtu.be/BOlvO-0E5YE?t=25

I don't see chavez here

We got Erica back via free agency.
Please clap.

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i'm gay and proud. the packers can't come back soon enough.

clapclapclap

Rizzo beating the shift repeatedly today.

Broors playing dirty by throwing at Schwarber

BASES LOADED FOR KEMP
DON'T FUCK THIS UP

Kemp with a sac fly, Baez scores! Schwarber advances to 3rd.
6-1

BOTE WITH A BASE HIT!
SCHWARBER SCORES!
7-1

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Broors getting skunked.

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I will never understand why this team is so good at home but sucks so hard on the road

How the fuck was that a home run? He hit it so badly.

fuck you Joe put in strop or else

Don't fuck this up Chatwood

>14Ks
>0BB
>With Darvish and Chatwood pitching 7 of the 8 innings
>Cain killed himself too

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Chadgood just broke Thames.

I really can't wait to see the Cubs next year in London

>Thames

>The patented Heyward yell of frustration.
At least he's not resting on his laurels.

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Umpball against chatwood on the third pitch.

4 hit day for Rizzo!

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Only love for my boy Rizz

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it'll some quality arcade ball with that stadium, expect 20 runs a game

on the radio Pat and Ron are discussing the origins of french fries

Comfy

Cubs about to pull ahead in the season series

[W]

Break out the brooms, Darvish continues his dominate run and is getting run support, Chatwood did a good job as well with his 3 innings of work.

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A SVVEEP!

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S[W]EEP VICTORY

Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today

Eh it's the only way for me to see my favorite team in person

#IbelieveinYu

darvish finally earning his pay

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Add Heyward and Chatwood to that list.

heyward definitely, chatwood hasn't been put in many tough spots yet so I'll withhold judgement

It's nearly midnight Italy, time for bed.

nice, enjoy it. Hope rizzo hits for the home run cycle

Hope Brexit doesn't fuck that up for you.

>Darvish ill, was gassed according to Maddon after the 5th. He said Chatwood & Schwarber weren’t 100% either...something going around the clubhouse. “Don’t shake their hands right now.”
Oh fuck.

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Heyward earned his pay during the rain delay of game 7