Oh no no no

oh no no no

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

>manure

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>The absolute state of manure

>player isn't jumping at the chance to join your team
>okay see ya later, we only want players who really want to be in the team


What did United do wrong exactly?

who cares, they got maguire

>>okay see ya later, we only want Jesse Lingard

lads, I pulled the plug on having a gf amid reservations about women's desire to fuck me

they "pulled the plug" because dybala told them to fuck off lmao

it's like getting dumped and saying you can't dump me because i dump you

>Snubchester "manure" Poonited

nothing really, but people will frame this as part of their decline from the Ferguson era, back when they were winning the league every other year players were falling over each other to try and join United. now they haven't won the league for years and you have players thinking twice about whether its right to join them.
I'd say its sad but I hated United growing up

United rejected Dybala. This is a win for us.

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for the best, don't want other men tapping her up behind your back

>y-yeah? W-well we didn't even want you, b-baka!

see
based paulo putting midtable shit teams on their place

Paulo is gonna be sitting on the bench this season watching Pigman.

and yet he'd rather do that than play for Manure
really jogs the nog

And yet Paulo will will another league like Pakishitster Poonited battle with Wolves, Lestah and Everton for 6th place.

*another league while Pakishitster

>They cancel the deal because Dybala wants more money
>They pay Sanchez to warm the bench
What did Manure mean by this?

our guy
but seriously will man u ever recover from losing fergie? even a neck tattooed salford local can admit the organization is completely fucked

Fucked that up mate.

>The absolute state of manure