Official Houston Astros vs Seattle Mariners Thread: Verlandy Man Time

Justin Verlander (R) vs Sam Tuivailala (R)

Astros:
1. George Springer (R) RF
2. Jose Altuve (R) 2B
3. Alex Bregman (R) 3B
4. Yordan Alvarez (L) DH
5. Carlos Correa (R) SS
6. Yuli Gurriel (R) 1B
7. Robinson Chirinos (R) C
8. Jake Marisnick (R) CF
9. Josh Reddick (L) LF

Mariners:
1. Mallex Smith (L) CF
2. Omar Narvaez (L) C
3. Domingo Santana (R) DH
4. Daniel Vogelbach (L) 1B
5. Kyle Seager (L) 3B
6. Tim Beckham (R) LF
7. J.P. Crawford (L) SS
8. Austin Nola (R) 2B
9. Dylan Moore (R) RF

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no one cares
lose weight

go astros

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who let the favela monkey in here

I'm starting to believe the Mariners are just a hub for insider trading in the MLB.
It can go on forever like this.....

Nice

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Gross, what a shitty looking tattoo.

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>opener meme

Damn, come on Jake.

RIP no hitter

Alright finally there's a hit. Let's get some offense going.

Judge BTFO

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let's go

>Seattle fielding
Kek, surprised he didn't even make a throw to first.

What upcoming Astros game should I buy tickets to go see?

Go see Greinke's debut on Tuesday before they go off on a long road trip.

just a one run game. you can get them back in this crawford

way to get on base

It's the juiced balls again

still scoreless

Phew

damn it

lets not get swept m's bros

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okay navaez wake up the lineup

just blast it vogel

if only they ran into each other

Good. Add some more runs.

get it together malone

Oh fuck

I'll take the sac fly.

way to give up another run guys

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>only time your team has a successful pitcher is when they poach them from someone else

must suck to be an astros fan

seething

There's the patented "solo homer" again.

Kikel was homegrown and won a Cy Young.

SEAGER

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seager owns your sad franchise

Alright bullpen, do your job.

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>0 WS wins
>1 - 11 against Astros this year
Seager wouldn't even make the Houston roster

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keep them moving moore

Nice play

heh, nuthin personnel m's

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so was Roy Oswalt and Brad Lidge but
>one good season
does not make a good pitcher. all the people in that image have had YEARS of success, home grown astros get 1
one
U N O

astros winning? of course they are it's the m's

imagine being this desperate for bants

juiced balls

Alright break their bullpen please. 2-1 is too close.

only up by one run. my m's will rally today

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m's should get an actual moose for their mascot desu

Nice steal. Come on Reddit. Do your job.

>if the astros just win 1/2 of their remaining games, it's impossible for the M's to catch them
really makes you think

>be a catcher
>can't catch

meh people in seattle would complain about the m's having a live mascot. plus I doubt they would be cheap to maintain compared to a costume

Based Jake. He's just too fast.

come on

>Harris
Here we go

>people would complain
Faggots would complain, its worth it.

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just need one run to get back in this, omar

>Faggots would complain
That's like 80% of Seattle though.

yeah but with bevo you can at least make the argument that its a domesticated animal. a moose would be more in line with lsu's mike the tiger

Me behind the lady in blue. Help.

Osuna really beats the competition

carlos pls go

earn your money seager

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keep them in the game, beckham

Get the brooms out. gg Mariners

gg mariners, see you in september

freaking swept

gg stros

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