Barcelona vs Arsenal Thread

1/32

>Malcom would rather go to Russia than languish as an eternal sub in Barca.
I think we can all agree Valverde is to blame for that though rather than boomer FC

From what I saw the extra 80m-100m has been resolved in private but that was just rumour

Messi aint playing?

no, he will play against Napoli

I assume since he just came back from his Holiday and hasn't been a part of team training recently so better off testing a front 3 of Cout/Suarez/Fornite Zoomer

I can't believe Valverde is still there. They're trying to make all these offensive signings and have a defensive manager that won't make the right use of them

scratch that I just saw the line up..... yikes

It was over as soon as they signed him

griezmann benched him

looks packed

People keep saying Spain is spic but this crowd looks whiter than England

Attached: zoomer.png (192x122, 62K)

I agree Zang Chi Dong

BASED

Spanish football crowds look weird to me, almost as if they'd look at home at a mandrama wrestling event

what is that shit ripple stream? fucking cunts talking about golf sticks

>muh race
go back to Yea Forums you sick mass shooter

>sanllehi sitting next to bartomeu
closing that coutinho deal las

it's delayed?

不礼貌老外

Any streaming sites?????

I only get fuking muslim and germany feeds

That insult just doesn’t work when muslims constantly get off Scott free. You probably defend them too.

mssev.com/barcelona-vs-arsenal/
>mssev.com/barcelona-vs-arsenal/
mssev.com/barcelona-vs-arsenal/

>The autist is sat alone on the bench biting his nails
Lel

Attached: AAAAAAHHHHHH.jpg (474x473, 12K)

www soccerstreams100 com/barcelona-vs-arsenal-live-stream/

where's myboi Ceballos

>opening that link fullscreen

NOPE

what ? Its fine for me with adblocker and ublock

>technical issues

Attached: pepefroggie-730x410.jpg (730x410, 31K)

based, love em

I genuinely have no idea who the barcelona coach is

Cope

give stream

>
look at his fucking nails

Attached: maxresdeult.jpg (1280x720, 75K)

gol de özil

wtf my stream doesn't have the stadium's noise

soccerbuzz.club/soccer-1.html

Barcelona are legit shit

mssev.com/barcelona-vs-arsenal/
The broadcast is having tech issues so no game sound on commentary
^^see^^

>no stadium sound
epic

that sucks

Quite like that barca shirt desu

like them

Why was Arsenal the invited team this year? What exactly is the invited team based on?

Don't worry, if you watched the womens world cup last month then you will be used to it

Attached: 1512419808177.gif (252x252, 912K)

being shit so barca can win easily

a thanks for taking coutinho

Puig is such a manlet but makes himself look even worse with the tucked shirt that looks 2 sizes too big

Fuck niggers desu

>barca plays as a 9
>gets the ball upfront
>immediatly hood it back to the defense

based simeone

Stream links?????

Puig is a great passer but they promote Alena for some reason.

cyfostreams.com/cyfo8.html
it's in dutch but at least you get crowd sound

mssev.com/barcelona-vs-arsenal/
No crowd noise btw

I have yet to see grease play a forward

>arsenal

Toptrandtv.xyz/top/tophd5.php

where the fuck is the crowd? and what is all that knocking sound every 3 seconds?

CROWD NOISE IS BACK
mssev.com/barcelona-vs-arsenal/

SOUND FINALLY

Probably the chat sound. Mute it

lol my bad thanks mate

JEJ

i'm interested to see what hairstyles griezmann wears this season

bfst.to/emb/soccer.php also seems decent

De Jong seems to have fit in quite well defensively but doesn't get forward no where as near much compared to the Ajax games I watched last season

those assholes have decided to replay the Formula 1 rather than airing this match like they put in the program

Attached: barca.jpg (1756x930, 291K)

CDM in Barca always drops back into a CB position, maybe that’s why

fuck this GP

It’s only a matter of time before he gets cornrows

A large mohawk would suit him

in hommage to his idol, beckham

True, filling in for busq forces him to do that. Hopefully he will push forward more when he is played along side Busq.

O.K can anyone tell me how Dembele, De Jong and Griez are playing?

useless tier for dembouz and griez

Griezz has barely touched the ball
Dembele good against shit Arsenal defenders
De Jong always has the ball just like at Ajax

De Jong pretty good, Griez not a good fit in this game and is struggling to find time on the ball and will just pass backwards, >Dumbele

I bet Puig has a tasty boipucci

the chat it's so funny lads

Attached: erpepekillo.png (1215x741, 969K)

Hasn't even updated to count all the recent Ws

Attached: blessed.jpg (1242x1189, 318K)

is riqui puig 14 years old or just a very small person?

I surprised De Jong is doing the best out of the three. Seems like Barca weren't Scammed after all.

>tfw my IQ is too low to understand Griezmann's role

he turns 17 in october

de jong is a great ball turret and resist easily pressing

*cries in Juve*

olweb.tv/premier-sports

Dembele really needs to be better on the ball and decision wise
Also why are they still so scared to take shit themselves. Messi isn't even playing, it's been left to Alba and Perez to take a bloody shot

Ajax academy is the best in the world, it's no surprise

de suarez role, which he is not good at, he's best as a second striker

He is a literal child la'. FBI coming for you

Would you rather team up with Greasemann or Dembele if you had to play fortnite?

The problem with Barcelona is they try to walk it in

barcelona isn't sexy any more

Yep I’m thinking Griezmann has been ruined by muh barca dna

griez never scored at camp nou

Barca is pretty damn shit without MESSI

De light wasn't that bad outside of the few nutmegs but from the way his transfer was handled you would think he was a tier or so above De Jong in what they do in their respective roles.

Redpill me on Umtiti lads

This is pretty much the starting team of Barca and it’s pretty meh. Looks like Messi will be the main scorer again.

arsenal please score

nelson is the type of player that already thinks he's made it. the pink boots are a dead giveaway.

J U S T

based Obama

it's because de jong only became good last year

AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA AUBA

L M A O

He’s finished from knee injuries like kaka and puyol

based O B A M A

There you go lad

Umtiti is ridiculously bad.

nice goal

Oh no oh no no no

sighhhhh

that was done on Umitit's area.....

I want him to be starting again but hell, he keeps doing that stupid shit.

the GOATest

Attached: image.jpg (1000x1000, 87K)

might rate auba from now on

Attached: steak sandwiches.jpg (244x355, 33K)

WOW WHO KNEW WHEN YOU KEEP THE SAME MANAGER YOU GET THE SAME SHIT PLAY

WHAT A SHOCKER, LOOKING FORWARD TO ANOTHER SEASON OF THIS SHIT WHERE THE TEAM DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO ATTACK OR DEFEND

that cringe griezmann song

Holy fugg is that Bam ?

Attached: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.gif (269x164, 1.33M)

auba arse style

Attached: kj.jpg (500x500, 58K)

Hes a very talented finisher... hes one of the only reasons arsenal isnt a mid table club

and we're still winning la lelga because look at the state of madrid

True, their fucked well and truly. The only good player for them in preseason was Kubo

Just joined. Has Farca been exposed yet?

what about atletico

yes, but I think he is not that fat anymore, this pic is old

What about them? They can't win

Xhaka is shit... the only thing he can do is score the very occasional free kick

yes lol

>le cock man

refball

Atleti usually don't grind out wins against bus parking teams.

As usual the league will be decided on whether Messi can carry this team again.

Meh, lost Godin and Griez but got le 1 billion $ Zoomer

kek, he was so obviously offsides

Uhhhh why the fuck is Mkhitaryan playing unironically pretty well. Cheeky one touch passing, dribbling past his man in the CM area to break the press. Where the fuck has this guy been?

Having Mkitaryian on your team is like being a man down

webm of the goal?

Auba > Griezmann

Not liking this new breed of useless fortnite zoomer players, lads

kek

Felix unironically looks very good, I think they could challenge
Barca are so shit though, CL should be the focus and they just look to be playing the same trash that sent them crashing out. No one looks to have the confidence to do shit going forward, or have the skill to do it well. Lackadaisical play for 2 Seasons now.

>tf
>tp

Attached: 1.webm (960x540, 2.88M)

Is greaseman that bad? The other day I betted he will score more than fatzard

Will Rakitic start for Barça again this year?

Yes

Why is Dumbele palying so shit? Will he ever live up to his """"potential""""?

>valverde still manager
yes

He's been substantially quicker than Xhaka and made better decisions today, but ive only been watching since minute 30. Xhaka is so technically shit when dribbling.

was posted before yet it doesnt appear as such, Mkiky mkagic

Attached: 2.webm (972x548, 2.86M)

Hopefully not. I would prefer Mr sideways pass over rakitic

maybe if we get humiliated out of CL again the club will finally get rid of fraudverde

third time's the charm eh?

thank you best Africa!

Attached: glass you.png (582x458, 202K)

Valcuck ruined Barca.
How can someone like and trust that shy cunt?

nah, kubo is shit you faggotass nip

Armenian Apostolic Black Magic before your very eyes on Yea Forums(nel)

why does valmierder put greaseman as #9?
fookin coont

No he’s not

Probably the worst take I've ever seen on Yea Forums

for me, its Tooheys

Based.

what else can one expect from leafland

Is Ngubu playing today?

As long as Busquets, Rakitic, Suarez are in the starting 11 Barca can only dream about another CL.

Fucking Valverde really can't see when his players are past it

every game until you like it.

he's too weak and he can't finish on scoring chances. he's only hyped up by nips

No they'll just try sign Neymar again and hope that will fix it
Maybe after the 4th time, they'll consider it

Griezmann can’t replace Suarez as a striker. He clearly can’t play in that role.

Yeah, he slimmed down to some extent but the guy is still a fucking trainwreck.

Yet he still out performed every other RM player by a wide margin.

>Maybe after the 4th time, they'll consider it
Doubt it.

Coopers la

>Yet he still out performed every other RM player by a wide margin
he didn't, and it wouldn't be a great accomplishment either

Messi should just join Man city and be with pep. They might even win another CL.

I know. Griezmann was an unnecessary signing unless Valverde changes his system.
They have nobody who could replace Busquets either. De Jong can play as a DM but then his other talents are wasted.
At least they finally got an LB backup for Alba who clearly needed rest

>Man city
>another CL

Vidal can play DM

Think he means Pep and his CL wrangler, Messi

The Spanish mafia would break his legs before he got on a plane

It would be another CL for Pep and Messi.

But only one of those played the first half

And they still look shit

hahahah, stupid 0 IQ shit-tier reading comprehension Spanish brainlet

It's telling how in all of this transfer window with all the shit Barca have done, Valverde hasn't had a single say and you've never heard a comment from him
These aren't his signings, he's not really managing the team, he's just there doing jack shit and the board doesn't mind because I assume he offers little resistance. The same tired shit for another season I can't handle it bros.

It's such an absolutely shit Barca side under Valverde. Tired, sloppy play without a care

he didn't do anything for real madrid other than losing ball possession and kicking the ball way off target. in any actual competitive match he'll be pushed off the ball way too easily

He was definitely way better than Busquets last season but you have to take his age into consideration. He is even older than Busquets and will probably fall off soon.

everybody would celebrate messi leaving spain since it would mean a chance for somebody other than barcelona to win la liga

>Guendhouzi on for Arsenal
its literally fucking ogre

>spanish
>shit at English
sasuga senor retardo

Australia has the worst posters

>the clock for the second half has gone back to 0 instead of starting at 45 mins
repugnant

Exactly

This Premier Sports commentator couldn't give less of a fuck

You are genuinely stupid, stop posting.

Is Boateng still on the squad?

No that will always be anime posters.

barca is fucking shit and had no business being in a CL semi last season

>Chambers back from Fulham to playing with Arsenal against Barca
imagine he's sharting his pants

>PASS SIDEWAYS
>PASS SIDEWAYS
>PASS SIDEWAYS
THIS IS LITERALLY BARCA WITHOUT MESSI. FUCKING KICK THIS HACK OIT

to be fair, the first half of the game there was no audio except him just talking in silence, he doesn't have a co commentator

Valverde is shit, on paper Barca have a good squad. It's insane how shit they are under him, some absolutely trash play. No one looks like they care or can be bothered giving a shit

that is also what happens with messi my black frend

his talent unsettles the defense

Messi scores though

We're so shit lads, VALVERDE OUT please

It's Barca with Messi too, only difference is occasionally the pass sideway will be pass to Messi and then he'll do something great and bail them out

This team now has Jong and Griezmann and it's still the exact same shit. Its like they long since stopped giving a shita nd figured someone else will do all the work. They don't even take it upon themselves to shoot or go for any opportunity themselves. It's baffling

yup, Valverde has to go

Should farca have bought some pure tap in merchants instead of griez?

my fucking god

They tried to get Jovic who said no.

good ol barca allowing the defense to get in position

And who should replace him? Bielsa? Ten Haag?

>Valverde still on the bench

Attached: goddamn.png (275x369, 8K)

just score some facking goals

Klopp

Pochettino

Is Atletico finally the biggest team in La Liga?

no wonder no one bought la liga rights in the UK

Who's going to watch another Season of this shit? Even I'm thinking of not bothering

I would like to see what Ten Haag would do with this team.

bring giroud to barca and then they will dominate europe

i don't care, i'm no uefalona customer, it's just clear that Valverde doesn't have a clue and is always bailed by Messi

>in front of goal
>still PASS SIDEWAYS

Based Barca.

I am surprised he chose real over barca. He could be scoring tap ins fed by messi and may reach top scorer spot like ratking did.

his fucking wife won't leave london

He’s an Espanyol fan, not happening

I think Rebic would be a good fit for Barca, he's a nice little dribble merchant

Bosz

>implying he'll give a fuck if they had come for him

RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING

literally me

I reckon he would care

>A man who scored 4 goals in his last 34 CL games is worshipped by the crowd

based

Rat King is unironically really good, only statbabbies who don't watch games don't rate him

He made a lot of assists in CL. 5 last season.

he's good in la liga, that's all

what is this fucking british commentators deal

He's old now, he proved himself in the past

the state of that nog's upper back curve

First time listening to an English commentator? They are always like this.

>MacHartarian

>barcelona falling for the bielsa meme
please, I would love to see it

Attached: 1549244837637.png (482x355, 181K)

The broadcaster fucked with him in the first half with no audio at all in the first 5 mins then no crown audio till around 30 mins in. Oh and lets not forget he is commentating by himself for a friendly. Sadly no Mr MAGISTERIAL tonight

>First time listening to an English commentator?
no
>They are always like this.
no
Stop making retarded posts, retard

of course, prime suarez was great

valverde is a genius, get fucked

>ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL >ARSENAL

Attached: 1435194452110.jpg (576x432, 53K)

LMAO

THR STATE OF ARSENAL

LOLOLOL

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

>ARSE ANAL
ARSE ANAL

ngubu's are cancer

based maitland niles gives barca a hand

>arselel

Attached: 56.jpg (1000x666, 79K)

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>English defending

N N N N N N Niles

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>arse

my sides

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This kind of shit happens. AMN hasn't had a bad game for a preseason against Barca

Hahahahahahaha

NI

ah yes, the player Own Goal, the second most prolific barca goalscorer in the CL since a few seasons

>"British" defending
I love teams returning to a back line of four, though, so I won't complain too much.

>Barcelona is so bad that they need Arsenal to throw the game
oh no no no no

i can't believe what i just saw

prime Suarez assist right there

why is it every time? why cant we concede because the other team did something great, bloody hell

N_GGE_

A true legend, clearly influenced by the sheer magnitude of Valverde's genius

NUGGET

missed barça goal, post webbem

Last 5 years the top 2 cl goal scorers for Barca are Messi and own goal

fucking Barça scum

Missed it. Webm?

you really dont want to see it

Redpill me on Valverde and OG. How does he get so many?

Same, I just stared at the screen for like 2 minutes trying to understand what happened.

suarez literally sharting on griezmann with that action right now desu

Attached: nogger.jpg (330x330, 49K)

this is nothing new.
>Not watching every game where the famous Own Goal scores

mom's spaghetti

>>wo footer on the real madrid loanee who shat on scatalyna multiple times
why did memery play him?

Ceballos draws fouls better than any other arse midfielder

looks good

>messi chants

retards

Suarez alone has done as much as the rest of the team in the time hes been on

How dire.

I was actually really enjoying the Rakatic and de Jong dynamic.

Ceballos looking really good when dribbling in the final 3rd

imagine all the tourists who payed to see messi

yikes

He took Griezmann off? Lad didn't even do much

Where's Coutruño?

NAGGER

That's why he was taken off. So far he's been a fraud in this Barça.

>cheap barca tickets

>'DIS IS MY LUCKY DAY, CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MESSI'

This is Real's season

should have held on to ceballos t b h

When has he not been a fraud?

Atleti season you mean

>Suareth

benuldies

>Suarez looking for a penal in a friendly

my sides

What is your best Barca XI?

Mine is:

Neymar- Greaseman - Messy
Arthur - De Jong- Riqui Puig
Firpo - Lenglet - Pique - Semedo

POST YOURS! :)

>Patetico

two times top 3 ballon d'or, most motm of all the teams he played in including france in 2016 and 2018, top goalscorer at the euro, player of la liga in 2016

/shill

HAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA
APOLOGIZE

i tuned it because i thought eventually messi might come on

what a complete waste of time bros...

>Arsenal

Attached: 1437507957887.jpg (380x500, 54K)

2016

RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING

nevermind

RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING

based ratking

Ratking!!!!!

RAT KING RAT KING

RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING

TOLD YOU FAGS

RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING RAT KING

>Losing to this

Based Busq holding Ceballos

Zidane hates his guts

Robbie, I.

We did it, lads.
We beat arsenal.

>citing 2 different posters while seething
lmao mongolo

AHHH THE PRESTIGIOUS JOAN GAMPER BACK TO IT'S RIGHTFUL OWNERS

Did arsenal use their starters?

nice finish from Suarez Ratking to win the game, a game that was pretty underwhelming.. typical arsenal performance, falling apart at the back

Messi with flip flops on acting spergy

Attached: slurping worms.png (644x591, 149K)

Attached: QdgV (1).webm (1280x720, 2.16M)

burgers what does (p.p.) mean

Attached: pp.png (179x31, 7K)

lel

holy kekkeroni

We are saying that Maitland-Niles is peepee.

Yikes

what a finish

barca should get him as a backup for ratto

poopoo

Literally relegation contenders

Has any club ever been raped more times than Arsenal by Barca?

I'd have killed myself if I was an Arsenal fan and had to watch my team get dicked on 20 times this decade by the same foreign team.

Rat King webm when?

Why doesn't arsenal prioritize signing good defenders? Seems all their money goes towards the other side of the pitch.

AMN will be the starting RB this season

Attached: 1564631594080.png (294x256, 197K)

>Kyoanus got burned
>The autistic 'yo de argentina, retardo' animeposter still alive and avatarfagging with their shitshows
A shame that this roach is still alive but at least this creatura reminds me that the shittiest studio of Japan is dead and carbonized, lads.
Madrid by Barça

Just for you bud

Attached: dKm5.webm (1280x720, 2.92M)

Domo.
>Mustafi