/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Beach Edition

memeing aside
>gasly
jfc

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Bot is so bad. I hope Ocon replaces him. I was so glad that Gimi won Bot.

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cringe

Verstappen wasn't exposed, Merc had the faster car and better strategy tbqhdesu

he led over 20 seconds and fucked it up in 15 laps. Verstappen for sure got exposed badly.

thank FUCK spa and monza are next. had a fuckin gutful of these chassis babby races.

FERRARI 1-2nd fastest
RENO not embarrassing themselves
GIMI winning again

unrelated: I also really miss THICC vic

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>lecuck

It's so bad I fucking forgot about his existence this race

HAMILGOD

is all her fat stored in her calves and knees what’s going on here honestly

After today's performance I'd happily watch Hamilton have a go on Wagmum.

I don't understand how he can be so shit lmao

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Intimidation from the Verstappen family

Do you think Max is embarrassed by his father?

honestly there isnt this kind of disparity between teammates anywhere else other than williams

they could realistically be in second or much closer to second in the constructors if he wasnt shit

how are they ok with this??

belt

Summer Stream: 1981 Brazilian Grand Prix

>Piquet On Pole
>First Race at Rio
>Reutemann Ignores Team Orders

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Probably more embarrassed by his sister

>how are they ok with this??
They are not, but Helmut is too stubborn to replace Gasly with someone outside the RB program.

>literally could not finish the race on his tires
fuck off neverwin

>slow and steady, you know me

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Maybe Mateschitz doesn't want to drop a load of cash, I know he's said in recent years he doesn't like how much he's spent on F1

Maybe that's changed now, I dunno

Any chance Zhou gets a drive next year? Seems like getting a Chinese driver would bring a ton of sponsors and money and hes not awful.

he was just saving face at the end. He got exposed deal with it, tappen fan.

Let's face it.
F1 is on the verge of dying.
We'll have MWL for the rest of the season followed by an entire season of this shit and the next regs won't do anything to solve that.
The decline that started with the end of 2012 will only continue and we should just let the thread find its peace.

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>mega.nz/#F!aBlyDayK!HQObvj5d6Tz8asVa70RqDQ

what the fuck is this

This Mercedes dominance is no worse than any other era you nostalgia fueled faggot, Schumacher won the title in July once for fucks sake.

Heik.. Rub... Dav... ehhh Valtteri

Also at least now we have a team thats going in the right direction rather than just being satisfied with being second like Ferrari

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>Leclerc that high

ok

yeah, at the end of 2016 they said the same thing.
>RB It's gonna challenge mercedes for the tittle next year, j-just watch.

>lec and vet in top 5
>/f1/ thinks Ferrari would be winning with other drivers

o you guys are fucking retarded

Those were two seasons separated by a very close one while it's been MWL for the last 5 years straight.

>driver leading the championship by a mile is apparently more exposed than half the grid
not that /f1/ is biased or anything

>Guy who's about to rape Schumacher of every record he holds is "eXpOsEd"
Is this peak Yea Forums seethe?

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>HAM on free strategy because literally no one even close behind him
>RedBull now realized keeping Gassy actually hurting AMX
lmao. If they're not replace him after the break then 100% they already signed a top driver from other teams.

fucking lol has it been this all year

O boy prepare for:
>t-theres more races now

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>winning because of being strategy babbied because of the team
>complains about said strategy when put on it
>B-bono these tyres aren't good

>breaks lap record after lap record for 15 laps and passes on track for the win

stay seething

>schar leclur

>Sainz lowest because people forget that he exists in the first place

>Romania
Never ever reply to me again.

this

He's the least exposed because he's pretty much the only consistent driver in a shitbox car

Prediction for the winner of the rest of the races
Spa - ham
Monza - lec or vet (marchionne will get up from his grave&give them the meme monza magic)
Singabore - ham
Russia - bot
Japan - ham
Mexico - amx
Us of a - ham
Brazil - amx
Abu dhabi - amx

>thinking ferrari will win a race this year

the mclel is anything but a shitbox.

Bozo

this was Croftys worse performance so far, he should be on he exposure list
>this is likely a very small fraction of his collection

Both of them finished a lap down, anything that finishes a lap down is a shit box

>complain about Shitardo
>he scored the highest in my team
Fuck.

spa - vet
monza - vet
sing - max
russia - ham
jap - max or bottas
mex - max
usa - ferrari or merc
brazi - max
abu - ham

Rari will lose Monza with yet another 16 second pit stop

It's time to come to terms with it /f1/. Hamilton is the GOAT.

Reminder Red Bull plan on using 5 engines this year..

Not gonna lie, she is pretty fucking hot.
Guess that sort of proves that know one reads the OP.

Leclerc has been exposing himself at every race lmao

>bottas winning anything else this season
also ferrari gonna be great in Spa

Spa - vet
Monza - vet
Singapore - amx
Russia - HAM
Japan - HAM
Mexico - amx
USA - HAM
Brazil - HAM
Abu dab - HAM

He's lowest because he gets 0 TV coverage despite driving great races (he beat Gasly today and stopped him from overtaking the entire race for example)

Sainz and gasly were driving under sec of each other for half race and the director only showed ric vs mag battle for 15th. It was fucking retarded.

bel - vet
ita - vet
sin - vet
rus - vet
jpn - vet
mex - amx
usa - vet
bra - vet
abu - vet

2019 WDC VET

But wouldn't you rather see the #BestFans cheering as Lewis Gets In There™? Who cares about actual on track battles

genuinely interested if it has always been that way

based

Australia? Bahrain? Canada? France? UK?

based director knowing there was literally 0 chance of gassly even thinking of trying a pass

great post

The first thread was the 14th July this year.

So 3 weeks ago.

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yeah it was annoying as fuck

ta I thought some sneaky vocaroo aficionado changed it mid season

Could've been worse, imagine what else could've been put in there insulting this fine general.

I didn't realise either lol

>For 3 weeks we have had a porn link in the OP

Peak /f1/

>ferrari forgot to release the sandbags

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>charles leclerc: 2 pole positions in 33 races
>max verstappen: 1 pole position in 93 races

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The Johnny Foreigners of /f1/ have always shat their pants about Hamilton, it's nothing new.

Partly you could say it's just because he's successful, and any perennially-successful sportsperson will get hate, especially from people from other countries who support competitors.

Partly you could say it's because he's British. Continentals seem to really dislike British sporting success for some reason. See: Chris Froome and the reaction continentals have had towards him.

And the last part, obviously, is racism. Yea Forums is full of a lot of socially dysfunctional weirdos who probably never leave their bedrooms and love blaming their shitty lives on people who look different to them. It's sad, really.

Wins?

Does anyone have a webm of the Redbull mechanics lying all around the garage in agony around 10 laps before the end?

I'd say we should keep it. Because why not!?

a LOLI porn link

>oh bby, if it wasn't CG we were all v&

>sandbags until Spa
how high is his IQ?

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Let's judge that when Leclerc has entered as many races as Verstappen.

Every /f1/ thread creator for the past month is a NONCE on the run.

How fucking lucky is Ocon? He thought he had signed with Renault for this year. That falls through when Ricciardo comes available and Renault decide to ridiculously overspend on him, so Mercedes pick up Ocon as a test driver, and now he finds himself on the cusp of getting into the most dominant car in F1.

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He made some big mistakes tho.
>tried to cut into the apex when the overtake hadn't completed yet and nearly caused a t-bone crash with AMX in Bahrain
>locked up and crashed into Kvyat and Lando in China
>went wide on the drag strip on purpose and nearly binned the car in Germany
His result look good lately because Mclaren is getting much faster than the rest of F1.5 and Lando was fucked by the engine or strategy in most races. But he also not stand out much because Lando is faster on raw pace most of the time.

Max won at Spain in his 2nd season.
Charles did not and has not won in any of his races in his 2nd season.

Everyone dreams of being a barrichello

I think she is genuinely over 18.
Not sure if I trust waglad though

i hope i'm not the only one who can see through the ocon bullshit, and this is just toto pumping him up so he can finally get the lanky cunt out of the garage and in a car, any car.

lee finally in a tight top on channel 4 highlights, HNNGGGGGG

Yes, and? The season isn't over yet.

>yea and

Max is better, factually

gimi

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considering Brazil last year he might not be a barrichelo

I don't hate him or Bottas. Bottas at least has the decent at low grip tracks about him. But mentally, he's not good enough. The 'second part of the season slump' is kicking in. Muh sisu is a fucking meme. Ocon on the other hand couldn't beat Perez over 2 seasons, can have poor racecraft and hasn't raced in a year.

Was the race good or just watch the highlights?

Yeah he will, and now he's scared of Max.

Mercedes let their drivers race like we've seen, so no it won't be a Barrichello situation, unless Ocon is shit and can't compete, but he seems pretty good to me.

Was pretty good, not sure the highlights will do the last 20 laps justice.

LOL

t. Toto

>Mercedes let their drivers race like we've seen
kek

T. Underhund spirit

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Does anyone know what the rule is about fake pit stops?

I'm watching highlights now and saw Merc's dummy pit stop. The commentator said that "systematic" fake stops are allowed. So I thought is there a certain number of fake stops which isn't allowed? But then I found this article (admittedly from 2015) saying that the FIA stated that they would have a zero tolerance approach to fake pit stops: motorsport.com/f1/news/f1-teams-warned-over-fake-pitstops-after-mercedes-trick/614955/

Anyone know what the deal is with this?

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Are you baiting, drunk or retarded?

Pretty good with RB and Merc plays 4D chess and you don't know the exact out come until the end.

God damn Toto

does she show cunny?

>it is impossible to know if teams have deliberately conducted a 'dummy' stop or if there has been a change of plan after the stop was called.

Doesn't look like it.

that's the spirit user, we all love true racers, thanks for buying our merchandising

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You can't get the crew out if you don't intend to make a stop. Merc found a way to cheese it. They give the driver a message like "Fernando is faster than you" while telling them to pit. Mostly about the driver in front/back. This, and what other (You) says

You cant fake a pit stop, ever. You always need to have the intention to do one.
You can pull out at the last second if something changes on track
However the FIA cant really ever prove you didnt have the intention to do one, so its basically a bullshit rule

Don't think the rule is about people getting faked out anyway, pretty sure the rule is about having people in danger when they don't need to be and or making it harder for the cars in adjoining garages to pull out as quickly as they normally would. Think the pitlane was empty when they were doing it apart from the first one where a TR came in but their garage is nowhere near Mercedes

There is a video where she gets herself off with an electric toothbrush though.

Also I realized Hamilton very often outright ignores the pit call, there must be something about the voice of the engineer

They don't give a shit about that

reverberative

>they don't give a shit about that

meh it was Brundles explanation, why would they care anyway? Teams put fake info on the radios all the time.

t. oto

Anyone else excited for the /f1/ league or is it dead?
>finally staying home for a sunday
>no mentions of it whatsoever

>why would they care anyway
So this doesn't happen. They should, but they don't.

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I'm sorry what? Are you all really so butthurt about Hamilton that you will deny plain facts?

So Rosberg never won a title, right? Honestly, this is only motivated by your butthurt about Hamilton isn't it? Because there's no other reason to come up with conspiracy bullshit in this situation.

prefer skate 2 la

t. Toto

This tbqh

>literally denying reality simply because you're butthurt about hamilton succeeding
This is really pathetic.

Are you seriously implying that Bottas is actually allowed a fighting chance?

>Partly you could say it's because he's British
>See: Cheater

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t. Toto

Toto, bitte

Oh yeah that's right because he hasn't won races or been allowed to compete at all.

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imagine

>So Rosberg never won a title, right?
He won by not playing that stupid game of theirs.
That's why his win was so impressive: Not because he won against your #blessed Hamilton, but because he won as a number two.

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Schumacher was able to drive faster than computer simulations, engineers were absolutely mindfucked after seeing him 0.2 seconds faster. He was a complete alien that deserved it.

Lewis has the best engine that gives him pole in a car built for overheating and reducing the downforce of the car behind and able to overtake everyone using DRS™. Unless a Mercedes drops to last (Bottas this week, Hamilton last week), there's absolutely no way of them finishing outside of top 5. Mostly because the car is not built for following others either, it's built for clean air so much it overheats terribly (Austria) when ambient temperature is high, so if they can't clear the car in front (which happens with help of engine against backmarkers) ASAP their pace suffer immensely (Ham behind Verstappen, Bottas behind Ricciardo this week). The moment you take that clean air advantage from Mercedes they choke so horribly. That's why Lewis cries a lot, he knows he will lose a fuckton if he's behind someone
So there you go. Technical analysis of why Hamilton is successful. Couple it with a clearly set #2 driver that has no job other than holding the Ferraris behind and you're good to go. It's an absolutely filthy way of racing that has nothing positive other than gathering points for one person.

Umm sweaty, Barrichello won more races than Bottas despite less races on the calendar

This race pretty much highlighted that the clear reason why Bottas 2.0 won't be wdc is that he doesn't have that kind of ruthlessness or aggro like Hamilkek, AMX or Vettee or most other past champions.
In T2 none of them would have given space like Bottas did.
Im pretty much fan of him since his first race but this needs to be said.
For the last 30 years, only JB was lacking these, but he lucked into his wdc mostly anyways.

if anything, paki confirms rosberg>hamilton
cap those bantz

Thats why he is the GOAT of non champions

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Bottas has aggro and speed for the 1st half of the season and then he becomes colorless in the 2nd half. This happened last season, this season and has happened in Williams too. Not sure why.

Btw HAM moans mostly the same amount as Grosjean every weekend, FOM just doesn't played it in so they can maintain narratives

*dabs on the zoomer*
heh nothing personel kid

He only had enough testosterone for the first half at Williams. Now at Merc, it's the first half of the first half. kek, what a bitch.

>team doctor is trying to treat cyclist's asthma
>goes to the anti-doping authorities and asks them "can we use this specific medication for this medical need?"
>anti-doping says "yes, you have our EXPLICIT PERMISSION"
>team uses medication only after gaining this explicit permission
Yeah, totally the same as boshing EPO and test, banned substances. Lmao, cope.

Those situation with Hamilton are not exactly fair for Bottas though. He knows that if he doesn't give room for lewis and they both go out his contract for next season is in danger. Hamilton know he can do and go as far as he wants pushing bottas in those situations, he will be in mercedes as long as he wants.

I wonder if that is one of the reasons why they give Bottas only 1 season contracts.

And now remove said number 2 driver and you get 2016

Because he's mentally weak and sisu is a meme.

>Valtteri, it’s James

Thats true
I was wondering last year the same.
Giving him one year only always maintains a bit of a mental cucking

Fuck TOTO

>f1 has the best OP because we're anal about it

well you were half right brazil

Kek, I wish fans could banter this hard on F1 drivers without risking death tbqh.

I imagine some drivers would end up cracking mentally.

That's a KWAB from me

he browses /f1/ and realizes there's no chance and he's a laughing stock

Stop replying to perfidious albion posters

>Bottas getting huge emilia horse shoop shown
>Hamilton shown a figure of himself being bald
>Verstappen being mocked with his fat sister and wifebeater dad
>Young Schumi getting potatoes thrown at him
>Hülkenberg mocked with a podium, ends up crashing at the literal sight of it

>literally inventing a conspiracy theory because you're THAT butthurt about a british driver succeeding
LMAO. Don't you think that's a bit sad Hans?

>inventing a load of biased nonsense in order to try and COPE
Lmao, this is really good entertainment.

As far as I know, Mercedes have only used team orders when the battle between the two drivers was basically already settled, and they were trying to find off a drivers' championship challenge from Ferrari or another team. So they realised they needed to, at that point, put their eggs in one basket in order to fend off that challenge.

Now I don't really remember whether Ferrari took the same approach back in the Ferrari days, although I do remember that race where Barrichello was going to win and he was ordered to let Michael past, despite it being very early in the season. So yeah - quite a difference, don't you think? Of course you don't because you're probably the same butthurt kraut who keeps getting butthurt about Hamilton, lmao.

Hamilton vs Rosberg (4 seasons):
>Hamilton seasons: 3 (three)
>Rosberg seasons: 1 (one)
I'm not sure how you think that I've "confirmed" your delusion?

>literally inventing conspiracy theories because you're butthurt about hamilton
Hungary, I expected better from you.

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Which track is the ultimate driver skill test?

Plot twist: Bottas out Russell in

Spa

Nordschleife

better get in the ball sucking line

Malaysia

Paul Ricard.
Simply finding the track is quite difficult when it's just a gigantic parking lot with 39 different layouts painted onto it

Monaco

I'd say sepang or Nurburkino

>sweaty
I like how you've repeatedly called the Hamiltontroll "sweaty" now. Maybe we should all start doing that ... I have no doubt that he is.

Gimi is the best

Hahahaha you’re still going? How does it feel that a bunch of random internet people now live rent free in your head?

m8, you can't talk sense into /f1/

KEK
Sad but true

This but unironically. Yet Cucko said no because >zis iz too early. Why? Ferrari, who were more conservative than Merc with driver choice did it this year with Leclerc. He's a bit rough around the edges, yes, but it was the right thing to do. Obviously the Williams is not comparable to the 2018 Sauber, and Kubica is not a benchmark, but Russell is clearly very quick and intelligent. He did very well to keep Stroll and Gio behind him today. Merc have a lot of data on him compared to Ham and Bottas during testing. Bottas is a bottler. Why should Ocon get the seat? He hasn't raced in a year. That's a whole season not racing on the thinner-tread tyre. Where is the sense in promoting him?

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>he doesn't have that kind of ruthlessness or aggro like Hamilkek, AMX or Vettee or most other past champions
I think you're right 2bh.

>Im pretty much fan of him since his first race
Same, I like him, but I think you're right, he needs to be more aggressive if he wants to win races and, potentially, have any chance of a title.

Sounds like a bit of an excuse to be honest. If Bottas has a short contract then he should be racing his balls off to try and prove himself, surely.

See the explanation I gave here: Merc have only done this when the fight between drivers is basically over, and their WDC is being threatened (from Ferrari), so they have to choose a single driver to support in order to stand a chance at getting the WDC. Hamilton was ahead at that point so the team backed him. Sorry, friendo.

Or maybe it's because they don't think he's amazing enough to give him a multi-year contract mate. It's a much simpler explanation.

get in the lobby you cunts

Split personality, samefagging or are there really two people in the UK that are that retarded?

EXPOSEDARDO

Someone only agrees with it when the thread is quiet, guess.

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Mapica. Oт бypжyї клятi! A щo цe в нac тaкe…

Mapica знiмaє зoлoтi кaндeлябpи тa piшyчe клaдe їх y мiшoк.

Пaчyля.(poбить cпpoбy пpeд’явити пpeтeнзiї) Щ-щ-щo ви coбi дoзвoляєтe!? Цe пpивaтнi вoлoдiння!
Peймy.(з бaйдyжicтю) A тo ми нe знaємo…
Mapica. Дo peчi, a як ми вce цe людям пoяcнимo?
Peймy.(cмикaє плeчимa) A чopт йoгo знa... Cкaжeмo, щo ocь ця ляpвa (вкaзyє нa пpигoлoмшeнy Peмiлiю) тyмaнa нaпycтилa чи щocь нa кштaлт. A цe (тpяce мiшкoм з кpaдeним мaйнoм) кoмпeнcaцiя.
Mapica. A вoни пoвipять?
Peймy. Hy в тe щo Юкa, нiбитo, cпiвпpaцювaлa з нiмцями, пoвipили ж?

Peймy пiдхoдить дo зaлякaнoї Пaчyлi тa зaмaхyєтьcя cвoєю пaлкoю. Пaчyля oдpaзy ж пaдaє в кpicлo.

Peймy.(гидкo cмiєтьcя) Cиди Maльвiнo, як нaзaд пiдeмo, тaк вcтaнeш.

Peймy i Mapica зaбиpaють вce щo хoтiли тa вихoдять iз бiблioтeки.

That's what a few centuries of inbreeding do

bad phrasing. He edged him that one time, you're right Ham is better. Which makes it even worse. Nice digits.

two world wars and one world cup hans. go fuck yourself ya poofta

the rainy & wet one

don't reply to them.

Don't forget your lost empire on the way >>out

бaceд

least we had an empire ya foreign tossa

Claire clearly knows Russel's value and demand more money from Merc. It's all depend if Merc think it worth the money to pay 3 years contract break fee for a rookie

still reeling at the fact that dutch people name their kids Jizz

emilia 2bh lads

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E coli got to the brain or exposure driven you insane?

Russel doesn't even get £150,000 a year at the moment.

Those are the achievements of your overlords, not yours migrant.

чepвoний тaблeткa

d-d-do you think she'll punish him or ignore him for today?

this is the post

"""Loan""" him to Merc in exchange for moar discounts.

a foreign tossa questioning whether i am from eng-er-land? fuck off mate, you fuckin want some? if you want some i'll fuckin give it ya

anyway, what the fuck do you want anyway? you're in the fucking "used to have an empire club" as well. don't fucking lash out at me just cause you lost a massive portion of land and your grand prix is crap? seriously? you fucking want some?

i'll get on the next fucking flight to your country and we'll fuckin go son

Anglos in charge of history, everyone

Summer Stream: 1981 Argentine Grand Prix

>Piquet On Pole
>Murray's Skirts Fixed
>Brabham Shows Full Potential

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*dominates his twink teammate*

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>N-NO, U!
Enjoy seething over a single driver mate.

Too true man, too true.

>johnny foreigners literally CANNOT stop seething simply because one driver is doing well
Why can't you stop being so butthurt?

Makes what worse? I don't understand what you mean exactly.

Based.

>getting this butthurt
>thinking the german "empire" compares in any way to the global british empire, the largest empire in human history
This is weaksauce, Hans.

Daniel Ricciardo was raped by George Russell and Kevin Magnussen at the Hungaroring, in the sweltering summer of 2019. KWAB.

khohhol is an awful language

you fuckin want some mate?
we ave ways of dealing with you fuckin dolph lundgren types

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You gonna try and deny reality because you're butthurt about a particular driver?

That faggot missed my city before and roughing up Ossis is always nice

is this hammo cancer invasion revenge for daryl?

give it time fritz. give it time.
he will rise from the grave and do it again.

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I haven't watched the race yet but after some quick research on the results it appears that Kmag finished less than a second ahead of ricciardo. Whats even more interesting is that Hulk somehow finished only a second ahead of his temmate despite starting 9 grid slots higher, really makes you think.
>Daniel Ricciardo was raped by George Russell and Kevin Magnussen at the Hungaroring, in the sweltering summer of 2019. KWAB.
did they make contact or something? I'm gonna watch the race tonight, don't care much for spoilers

Kek I dont give a shit if my country had an empire or not. Past glories and wounds are just tools for the politicans to control the mindset of people preoccupying them with bullshit

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I dunno but I wish she was my wife

also
rude

I kinda wonder how that whole Brexit stuff would have turned out had he been killed in that plane crash

As far as I remember Hulk had engine issues

boohoo stop liking a driver my hivemind master told me not to like

Lewis won't return after the summer break. He had a good career none the less

in eriousness and sobr, probably would not have been a vote without his involvement in ukip
are nige is just like are lewis
putting one up ya foreign tossers for history's sake

Here's the thing, the same shit happens every time. I post one fucking thing which isn't explicitly negative about Hamilton and the whole of /f1/ shits their pants because the whole circlejerk in this thread is "hurr durr we hate hamilton, hurr durr look at me i hate people of different skin colours, hurr durr".

Forgive me for not wanting to participate in this circlejerk.

Well fuck off then.

The fire rise

just turning on the DVR what did i miss boys?

>i-if you d-don't participate in our c-cirlejerk about shitting our pants at people with different skin colours then we'll get b-butthurt!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Cope.

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pl*bbit cocksuckers the lot of (you), don't @ me

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you fucking what? you don't want to jack off?
fuck you you fucking tosser
you won't join the jerk
you won't be pivot man?
you just be for hamilton and serious discussion????
seriously? seriously? fuck off you foreign tosser i swear down i'll fuckin shank you blad

So ... the Hamiltontroll, within just a few threads, has revealed himself to be a supporter of Alonso, a lowkey supporter of Verstappen, a richfag having no idea what poverty means, and uncultured hater of anime and the anime-culture that is prevalent on this site ... and now a /pol/shitter brexiteer imperialist who thinks highly of Farage.
Well, I guess that all does make sense. What a meme of a "person".

just gotta let it go mate. being a ricky fan here is pretty unpopular right now but really cbf replying to any of the EXPOSED and KWAB rubbish spouted.

do you think ferrari just built a car to 1-2 monza

>inb4 they forget the tyres for the pit stop AGAIN

wow good job liberty cucks asking toto if he's getting rid of bottas

the passive aggression is real. Must be sweaing right now.

you think i'm that fucking poofta fritz?
you fucking what?
i'm just smashed and with nothing to do. i'm not a homo or a black lover

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unironically yes

KWAB

>Binotto
>Not Roger Penske
No

>"bwoah", "GIMI" really does "relax and mmmmmm sleep"! :D
>Who would have thought a man would sleep in an F1 car! What a rugged individualist, amirite fellow /f1/ers?

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based, fuck australians

I think they did for the >muh tracks we can wit at, and are going for that narrative, as well as the journos.
It will fucking fall apart, strategini regretini

>the guy who constantly gets butthurt about hamilton thinks someone who doesn't hate hamilton so much is a "troll"
Classique, Hans.

>imagine getting this butthurt over the mere MENTION of a racing driver
sad

>inb4 they're running 1-2 and it's 1995 all over again

gimi

Extremely well endowed post

Just where did his 'tache go?

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you like the black cock you fucking poof?
that why you like hamilton so much?
dream of him taking you from behind?
do you want him to be as fast as he is on the track?
or are you actually black yourself
i bet you are
one of the people in this photo?
i've fucking exposed your charade tinotenda
don't bring your smug self satisfied prose here no more boy

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Whould would win?
>The most successful team in f1 history

or

>One camera boi

never thought I'd have to filter brits

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I go to reddit, and its normie plebshit

I come here, and its autism and racebaiting

Why is there no good place to talk about Eff Won?

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God, now everytime I see the British flag I assume the poster is the Hamilton's caretaker for his dogs when he's racing, other normal brits please be active

youtube.com/watch?v=7gZ-kdXJzhA

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just keep it to yourself you fuckin nancy boy
or fuck off to reddit

So how is your fantasygp going for this first half of season?
me: 44th but slowly creeping up ;)

mate, hamilton is the jeffrey epstein of bulldogs
you don't want to think about what "looking after his dogs" entails

More like complete shocked by Merc gap so they just gave up and try again later in 2021. Run low down force for the rest of season to keep the best engine on the grid meme alive to save some Ferrari pride.

>Still yet to ever join any fantasy leagues

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>he reads british posts
m8

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It's gonna be a hot summer

a pretty good race that actually was a race

>mate, hamilton is the jeffrey epstein of bulldogs

how assmad does someone have to be at a person theyve never met to come up with this sentence

>pride
they gonna be fucking murked by Red Bull, no pride this year lads

What was the overall opinion on this anyway?
Was this fashion gamble worth it?

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haven't checked it since bahrain. forgot what my team is even called.

How does he do it bros? Lewis Hamilton once again won from impossible odds. His tyres were literally done, he had no brakes, he is unbelievably ill (AIDS?). Pretty based desu.

>went from 20th to 28th in two weekends
fucking drag strip

>drunk on a Sunday night with absolutely no mates
no wonder he’s swearing all the time

like it, he looks like an F1 driver

It's a brave move. Not as brave as 2018's haircut, but a bold move. If he combined the two, he'd be unstoppable.

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lol this

Somehow still 5th despite having a trash team.

rent free, back to your shithole etc

Reminder that Hamilton is not actually black, user. (Not that that matters.)

they're not allowed to drive with jewellery on are they? vettee with and wearing a great big fuck off gold chain around his neck would be kino

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I just joined but had our leagues best score this GP

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made him look more like a team boss or FIA officer and a lot less like a driver

gave up after 3 races or so

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>Magnum gets a race seat at Ferrari

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>SEETHING this fucking much about posts you don't like
Fucking pathetic.

>if you're a fan of any other driver it's fine but if you're a fan of one particular driver then i'll get mad!
Sad.

What will Bottas do when he loses his race seat at the end of the season?

>Merc test driver?
>Back to Williams?
>Some bland midfield team like Haas/Renault?
>Formula e?
>Retire from motorsport?

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It was good for memes.

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Most probably FE but I could see him at Indycar

implyingrigged.info/wiki/2019_Yea Forums_Summer_Cup#Knockout_Stage

>/pol/ vs /cm/ final incoming

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God I wish that were me

Whew you really showed me up, how will I recover?

Become a jockey

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whos this now?

bedtime

Don't know mate, not sure how it's possible to cure such a case of butthurt.

I don't hate people of different colour.

I just hate NIGGERS

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It's interesting how you get triggered by every little post that disagrees with you? Don't you have anything better to do?

Oh no, surely you'll offer a helping hand then, like the good Christian philanthropist you must be

I don't have the slightest problem with blacks, it's just that whiny bitch I despise

Red Bull pull a cheeky one and get him for information on Mercedes and to be a good number 2 to Max

Ricciardo and Norris are fucking right?

You have to understand Michael, all the Hamilton fags are bit mentally ill. Who in their right mind would just look at Hamilton's numbers, believe the Mercedes propaganda and then go on to Yea Forums, a fucking contra mainstream site, just to defend his hero every possible minute?

WRC

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Merc doesn't even let he knows how much HP they have

Now that F1 is on a break, what other race teams will you lads be supporting until your favourites return for Spa?
For me, it's ARC Bratislava

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He just realised he was going to fuck himself even harder than his shitty driving if he blurted it out, he practically lives at the factory, he knows shit.

That's the only way danny can relieve the stress he himself is guilty for.

R.I.P. Shamefur dispray in Hungary

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Did he sudoku?

It's funny how /f1/ gets butthurt anytime one single driver is mentioned, isn't it?

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Lot of snowflakes in this little circle jerk huh? We don't have to slurp kimis semen and hate hamilton kids

Yeah bro, he is now playing with Takahiro Hachigo

Gimi

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Gimi?

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Gimi

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Theres only one or two. Most can have arguments and disagreements without resorting to name calling and the likes. Most here dont get offended or take it as a personal vendetta when someone doesn't agree with them. A lot play devils advocate and troll and have a laugh while others get all upset about what they have said.
There is by definition only one or two snowflakes in this general.

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Der Boomer

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>Hulkenberg, suck my balls honey.
>Retardo, suck my balls mate.
Bonus Renault team: Cyril, suck mes oeufs.

What videogames should I play to pass the time during the summer break, lads?

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Oxygen Not Included looks cool, but I haven't played it yet.

the crew 2

>waglad already following patricija's mom
you never disappoint me

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gran turismo 3

Gotta work this august so play TES IV Oblivion for me.
Also Gimi :DD

Path of exile
Factorio
New play through in a RPG like skyrim or RDR and set new restrictions to make it harder for you

Grand Prix's and F1 2019™

Why do you think that making jokes about an overrated athlete is "butthurt"?
And why do you pretend that what you are doing is not?

Noice

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Nice choice, though I prefer GT2 for the maximum comfy
youtube.com/watch?v=xLyL-NBjVNE

Cute, I want her to be my gf

this will remain burned in my head for the rest of my life. fuck knows how many hours I spent hearing this.

ROBOTTAS will be the first driver to win both F1 and WRC wdcs

For me it's youtube.com/watch?v=T-QJxdB4_U4

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Crusader Kings II

Minecraft, unironically

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>waking up at twelve in my clothes again

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Mordhau

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kawaii >w

Kerbal Space Program

replace Gasly at Red Bull because Kvyat is damaged goods and Albon isn't ready yet and no other RB junior drivers good enough

Ferrari:
>lecuck
>tons of mistakes
>0 (zero) wins
>worst seasion since 2016
>yet they are above the RedBull
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF REDBULL

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Just what did Red Bull do to seem to have no real drivers left all of sudden?

same

this but unironically
how did red bull allow this to happen
theres no way >"muh drivers academy" is not worth not getting an easy 2nd in the WCC

other teams realised this academy thing is a nice thing to have and red bull suddenly don't have a monopoly on young talent anymore.

Gimi (doctor)

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remove everyone out of the way to make amx a red bull driver

Well, their past two good drivers (ric and vet) just packed up and left, while blyat was given the boot. So yeah, they're fucked but it's also their problem they only pick drivers from RB programme

based Sainz dabbed on ghastly today.

Dropped everyone who wasn't Verstappen 2.0 at 17

the steam coming out of Marko could power the entire United States for two months

Sainz will finish ahead of gasly in WDC. Mark my words

>/cm/ 3 - 0 /pol/ at half time

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god i hope so, finally >my mclel doing okay after all these painful seasons.

kek, they said they are not gonna make a driver change but they might put torpedo back in RB.

RB's driver academy is basically dead. They fucked over dozens of potentials to get VER then kept dick tantrum on only to drop him after a few more races.

/pol/ is getting fucked

>4-0

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5 now

I think they favor AMX heavily over whichever driver is his teammate then wonder why their second driver is doing poorly, while blaming and shitting on the second driver. desu

>virtual dive grass

>5PA1N finale

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absolute state of them, and I try my best to like Horner and Honda
t-the most dangerous lead...

Commandos

Holy shit, based. Probably one of the hardest games I've ever played, even the frist mission is a big fuck you.

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good old times

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Good morning, you fucking idiots

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Would Amx have won if he boxed ?

Good night cunt

I've done the math and this phenomena can be referred to as the Gasly effect
t. Quantum physicist 300k starting

Right in the feels

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This is basically how I sit at my home computer. Posture nerds BTFO.

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No. He would come out behind HAM and have to overtake HAM on the same tires. Stay out in front and praying he won't catch you or try to defend him when he come close was a more realistic strategy.

I loved this car, man...

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>he literally CANNOT stop being butthurt about the most successful F1 driver of the last 15 years
LMAO

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Not sure what you even mean by that mate.

He could have pressured Ham into a mistake tbdesu

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Did liking the status quo != butthurt
Plus most dislike Merc more than Lewis. Remember its MWL not LWL

If your going to troll try be more accurate

strawpoll.me/18425867
let's settle this once and for all

Perez is a whiny little bitch, he blamed Albon for this contact

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Gasly have worse car than Verst. Just wait for his prime. He would be the F1 champion in a few years.

poor Gasly haha

Q: Sebastian, final thoughts on Fernando? Would you like to see him back?
SV: I don’t mind. I don’t know why… I don’t think he never really liked me. I don’t think we really had a… I don’t mind him. I respect him for what he achieved and for what he can do on track. I don’t know. I guess he’s bored if he has time to write these things. So bring him back, I don’t mind.

MV: Maybe as a social media manager. To me, he’s always been very nice and good. I like that he is also now looking into other opportunities for racing. He just loves racing and he wants to win, he wants to be competitive. It’s good to see.

LH: The sport needs the best drivers in the best seats and there is still at least a seat available that’s good enough for winning and he’s good enough for winning so it wouldn’t be such a bad…

MV: Maybe he could speak to Toto.

LH: Valtteri’s great; Valtteri’s been winning. You’re the one with the extra seat, I would say.

MV: I didn’t say that.

SV: I’m not sure…

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WRC is not for telemetry babbies though, it takes 5-7 years to come to the stable results.

pic related

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based

No, when you think of it, the race was lost the moment his first set of tyres got fucked enough that he had to pit.

Go home Toto

Nothing wrong with either of those things I guess but that German guy specifically seethes about Hamilton for some reason.

sub GIO in the alfa and make the ultimate finland dream team, with hakkinen ending his sabbatical to take over technical director

I went for Norris because he's in a better car so he's got more chance of actually doing well at the moment, but I'll bandwagon any successful British driver to be honest, so if George did well then yeah I'd support him I guess.

Disagree, there were way too many laps left to attempt to run that strategy. This same shit happened to max last season too

I don't think it was fake, I think Hamilton ignored request to box

Oh yes, the poor asthamtics

rt.com/sport/418239-norwegian-olympic-skiing-asthma-diagnosed/

theguardian.com/sport/2016/apr/29/elite-athletes-asthma-simon-yates-team-sky-swimmers

Missed a few weeks.
Is this britcancer larping as an inbred britbong prole is still that cuck paki?

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Rakesh?

Hakkinen is too busy promoting INZDR.
Also he would be no fit for technical dir. role, as he is not into real depths of technology.
He would be great fit as an advisor or team principal

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So what's your strategy of choice? Note that the RB is slower at the main straight which is pretty much the only place you can overtake.
Their strategy would works but there's no 3rd driver (Gasly or Bottas) to stops Hamilton from making the 3rd stop.

They could ask albon or kvyat what merc asked from ocon at brazil last year

what the fuck is this

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new payday DLC
>dress up as merc and rob fans of their entertainment

same

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Summer Stream: 1981 Belgium Grand Prix

>Reutemann On Pole
>Sigfried Stor hit by Car on Grid
>Death of Giovanni Amdeo in FP

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Correction it was Luckett that was hit by Stohr

>In the confusion and likely unable to see Patrese's stalled car, the other Arrows driver, Siegfried Stohr, ploughed into the back of his teammate's car, hitting Luckett. Luckett suffered a broken leg and lacerations but survived the incident

>In Friday practice a mechanic from the Osella team, Giovanni Amadeo, stumbled off the pitwall into the path of the Williams of Carlos Reutemann. Reutemann was unable to avoid the mechanic, who suffered a fractured skull. He died from his injuries on the Monday after the race.

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Speak English will ya

>I don't have a problem with blacks

Hates the only Black on the grid. Just be open about it, really.

what's wrong with hating blacks?

based

>that German guy
Multiple German guys, retard. And lots of other people have called you out for your shit as well.

>the only Black on the grid.
Who would that be, exactly?

Wehrlein

He's not on the black anymore though. And I doubt anyone hates him: He appeared quite likable.

>MULTIPLE germans are butthurt about a single successful driver
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>on the black
...
.....
.......
erm.
On the GRID.
Maybe I should go to bed.

Lol just seen that gasly is laighing stock even between the top drivers.
What was Vettee refferring to as Japan? Does Honda pressured RB to put GAS into the 2nd seat?

Yeah you should Hans, it might help that incurable case of butthurt you seem to have.

kek Kek KEK

[Hello darkness my old friend]

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That's the look of a man who knows his time is up.

Then fuck off with your autism and leave us to our race baiting

Spa - vet ham lec bot amx
Monza - vet lec bot ham amx
Singapore - amx ham bot vet lec (Red Bull front row lockout, Gasly soils it and gets swapped with Kvyat here)
Russia - bot amx ham vet lec kvy
Japan - ham amx vet bot kvy lec
Mexico - amx kvy bot vet lec (ham DNF)
USA - amx ham vet bot kvy lec
Brazil - amx kvy ham bot lec vet
Abu Dhabi - bot vet amx ham kvy (lec DNF)

shouldnt have taken the whole pill my dude moderation is key

>Hamilton isn't black
you can bet if he does anything wrong that you'll say otherwise

Hamilton is just dabbing on these racists

>Still replying to the fake watch connoisseur
He's been trying to be the center of attention for fucking ages now and his last resort is to mass reply with the intention of "dissuading" the general
Just don't reply to him and don't acknowledge his existence

hamiltons only competition is between his receding hairline and his plastic surgeon basically

this
stop giving that dolt attention

you can't say things like that when your local driver is a literal toad

>if he does anything wrong
He already does a lot of things wrong, mate. I can't stand the guy.
That has absolutely nothing to do with him not being black.

arent you the guy that wants to lick the anus of the guy that has made a terrible career choice?

gimi

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Summer Stream: 1981 Monaco Grand Prix

>Piquet On Pole
>Piquet Does A Senna Before Senna
>Race Delayed By An Hour Due To Fire In Lowes Hotel, Water Used To Extinguish Flames Wet The Tunnel

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well lando is in a good spot and i dont eat ass so no

your racism isnt appreciated here kraut :3

It's a Black Seeds type of day. What is anyone else that's here listening.

Carameldansen :333333

The Amazons' first album.

Had a can of the aul boomer juice, now I can't sleep lads

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That was a horribly messed up jump and you know it. I expected better from Ogier until I realized FF was just before the jump

drink a guinness

don't wanna upset that brit, but >alcohol

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>not drinking on a sunday night
well look at mr fancypants with his sense of satisfaction in life

>tfw exam in 3 hours
>last time I drank was over 3 weeks ago

breh, I'm sad and lonely. is it hypocritical of me to avoid alcohol for health reasons but at the same time drink energy drinks?

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Why do brits spell 'Vettle'?

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yep
if you want energy drink coffee laced drink

coffee gives me the shits, guess I'll try stick with water only

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>coffee gives me the shits
its why you drink it in the morning
just hose off and go to work while having a minute accurate shit schedule

it's not like I'm addicted to caffeine or anything, I'll probably survive just fine thanks bro
When they say his name it sounds like "kettle" so they assume it's spelled the same I assume

too bad rbr did not stop twice. he could have passed him

Arguable. Max would be 1.5 seconds behind and would have to punish his tyres more than lewis to pass him. And as far as we've seen this season, merc manages those mediums the best.

Remember when we all laughed all when marko said RB would win 5 Grands Prix this year? Can amx do it or is this just their yearly purple patch coming early?

>Comfy summer break
>Pakistani fake watch salesman continues his trolling
all would be right in the world if the trolling style was funny, but it just comes off as incredibly autistic.

I can believe they'll win two more, but hardly 5 in total. They'll drop back the grid for new engine at least twice, and maybe more for god knows what else. Also apart from spa, monza and mexico, other tracks suit mercedes greatly

I think 5 is a tough ask, they can't win Spa nor Monza so that's 7 GPs left where they need to win 3. I honestly thimk it's gonna be pure, unfiltered, eyesearing, mindnumbing MWL from here on out while Toto screams about unterhunder and le fast ferrari in media.

The only good thing about this season has been gimi
and hockenheim

Piazzolla right now

Just want refuelling back.

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Just want happiness and good times back.

>baha and h*mil troll deleted
Good job /f1/ stewards, I have to agree with this decision.

>a respectable team like Williams was deteriorated into a joke
>pre-season they were clearly completely unprepared, literally missing car parts because they didnt order them, and having done no tests
>whenever theyre asked when will they fix their car to be competitive the answer is "Soon™")
>everyone is patting the team on the back "there there, you'll be better"

How bad does the car need to be, in order for this to stop?

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Get 107%'d for the first few races next year should do it.

I hope they get better
Willybros have suffered so much

>watching the formel einz aus ungarn
>just after h*mil has pitted
>watching the timing
>2 seconds made up in one lap
>commentators completely ignore it
>3 seconds next lap
>takes until they are half way round the track for them to mention it
ARE MARTIN AND CROFT DUMB or am I dumb and it was just traffic or something? Why didn't they talk about it sooner.

You noticed it on our own you dont need to be spoon fed by them

Russell was well quicker than someone other than his teammate so hopefully they've actually got a clue as to how their car is so shit and where they can start to make improvements

I want private teams back
I want to see Lotus and Brabham again, Ligier too
They really should have made limited budget real, factory teams stomping everyone isn't fun to watch at all
Ferrari's screeching wouldn't matter, since they would still choose muh heritage above leaving F1 completely
Or just unfuck the regulations and let garage teams do crazy shit again
>inb4 said it all already thousands of times
I know, but watching those weird cars would be fun, I'm not asking to completely go retro, safety should remain as is now, safety is nice, safety is good
tldr let engineers create, let f1 evolve even further

First they need to drop their aluminium gearbox concept

So what you're saying is that I am a clever boy?

tes

>your face when Ferrari qualifies 1-2 and Alfa Romeo 3-4 in Spa and Monza

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Ferrari are trash and should be banned for ruining the hybrid era

This is my pleasantly surprised face by the way, just after so many years of disappointment I have forgotten how to look happy.

It is a nice, cynical expression of surprise, yes

They are going great if you delete the Merc jumpstart followed by oil burning. Even if you delete all their oil burning seasons Ferrari comes out ahead.

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>they are doing great
lolwut

given how merc owns fiamg they're doing okay

ah yea true if you make up things you're right Ferrari are amazing

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Read the entire post or dont give me (you)s
There was a bait there but you didn't even fall for it

Lads, I'm so sleepy this morning, should I consume another can of RedBull?

I'm back, lads. just in time for the comfy summer break. did I miss anything here in the last 3 weeks?

also:
Silverstone: I though it was pretty boring, espacially when FIAMG made the safetycar come out at the exact moment hamillel was at the pit entrance.
Hockenheim: great race
Hungary: the two drivers I dislike the most were fighting for the win, so didn't really know what to feel, but at least it wasn't a total borefest.

based detractor

Seth got Waglad pregnant. Or something.

>merc burns oil for 2 seasons straight
>no reaction
>ferrari does it
>instant limitations on oil burn
>merc lobbies for token system
>ok t. fia
>it took 3 manufacturers threatening to leave to nuke the retarded token system
>merc uses movable aero
>it's legal lol t. fia
>ferrari has a good engine, merc cries about it
>enjoy your extra sensors and increased scrutiny ferrari lol! t. fia
>merc blows exhaust on rear wing
>no reaction
>ferrari does it
>HURR ENGINE IS NOT FOR AERO GAIN t. fia

Not to forget incidente rims, tire tests and rear wheel steering

Post cool quali laps below:
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I can't even buy a can pack on my country.
Based Post

Yea I remember when Ferrari were good at subtly stretching the rules as well

>merc do thing
>ferrari copy thing
>thing gets banned
>brit centric F1 media claims it was only Ferrari
Remember when the suspension thing happened over a pre season testing. And it was Merc and Haas but the media claimed it was RBR and Ferrari? The media even ignored Haas and Merc saying it was them (they said they had to look at their suspension after the clarification) and Ferraro were even the ones that asked if it was legal because they weren't doing it.

Merc are good boys and didn't do nothing.

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Semi-obscure early 90s Swedish death metal.

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>muh rari
Flat out cheating by Mercedes for years now but no let's blame Ferrari because of something that may have happened over a decade ago, retard.

You complete mongs know the teams could sue Merc and FIA if any of this was actually true right?

Remember when Vettee won Spa 2018, even thru German Gp?
I still had hopes on him.
Just Singapore GP setup fucked up Ferrari's WDC-WCC.

Gimi is still the last non-carbabby wdc. Mclel knew EVERYTHING about that car and couldn't beat him

NEEEEEEEAAAOOOWW thread?

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If someone doesn't make a thread in 1min I'll make it and probably forget something again because it will be the second thread I have tried to make this year.

This is not a threat but a promise

Lando and Max were already back to iracing till 3 in the morning. I mean sure they have their summer break now, but still kinda crazy to me after a busy race weekend.

Migrate, mein Freunde

>2 drivers I dont like
Imagine liking butass the cuckass over 2 actual talents. Imagine liking grazi ragazze choki bonazzi vetlel over drivers who dont spin the car when he looks in his rear mirror. Imagine liking no gp until 2020 letwinc over actual race winners.

missing this :(

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guys what am i gonna do until f1 comes back

Imagine having that flag.

And making that post.