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joker mode activated
he'll drop the n word in tminus 1 year

I can't believe Cristiano Ronaldo is an actual human being.

underrated post

>guy does something funny
haha
>ronaldo does something funny
LMAO HE'S SUCH AN AUTIST AND WEIRDO XD

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He forces it to sounds manly

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Fucking alpha Chad

I say TSUUUU all the time when I'm playing around with friends and even with girls

>be ronaldo
>rape American woman (deserved)
>mock victims of shooting
Based

I agree

Is it really a Portugese accent to say "si" as "su"?

I agree but surely it should still sound like "si" instead of "su"

He's weird for shouting some indecipherable word as a form of celebration

Calm down, reddit

>is somehow butthurt by my post
>can't actually express what he's butthurt about
>thinks ad hominem is an argument
Lmao, thick as pig shit.

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Chad vocal filter

He missed the target though.

It’s about the journey not the end.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

He literally cant stop winning

No he doesnt.
Theres some white shit on top of the tv and he nails it.

youtube.com/watch?v=9oeMGAC8tiA

kys, you piece of shit

>he's butthurt about my post but he lacks the tiny modicum of intelligence required to say why
Lmao, faggot.

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Its not "si" you mongoloid, its "sim".

>he actually says "TSUUUUUU"
brehs wtf, I thought it was a maymay

Nope, apparently it's "si", because he started saying it at Madrid, which is why it's in Spanish.
>Usually, this is accompanied by him shouting something, almost always "Sí!" (Spanish for "yes").
joe.co.uk/sport/cristiano-ronaldo-celebration-166745

But in any case, neither "si" nor "sim" are pronounced as "suuuu" in either language, are they?

Basado

he’s basically orgasming

How is sim pronounced as tsuuu?

How is Bart Simpson pronounced as Var Sinso?

youtube.com/watch?v=09PEs0Z40MQ&ab_channel=ーTelurius

youtube.com/watch?v=NEj4M2aF3-4

Imagine the pain of having that narcissistic weirdo as your father

what do you mean? ronaldo is a great dad. btw is it true brazilians often fuck their cousins? and is there a saying "we have cousins so we dont have to fuck our sisters" in brazil?

How can one man be so based?

youtube.com/watch?v=n-EXPEiFW8s

The voice of an angel

what on his legs? he use it every evening? varicosis?

They all do in South and Central America, it's the indio blood, although Brazilians like to think they have low or none at all Amerindian blood but they do.

wtf really?

>and is there a saying "we have cousins so we dont have to fuck our sisters" in brazil?
i doubt it

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based TSU. This is too funny

kek, ayo karumba

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>indio
>Amerindia
What's the difference? Is the former just blacker somehow? Pardon the ignorance, I don't use /int/ much.

I'm still here, in this very thread, laughing 2 days later. This is literally the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

Like this post if you're in here, with me, laughing.

+1
lol

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what would his non sports profession be if he wasn't a footballer?

model. actor, youtuber

Tsuuuuuuuuu

greasy gardener who fucks your wife's son while you are at work.

so... more cringe and leechfaggot worthless professions then. how about a scientist, a professor or a surgeon?

Cristiano is not intelligent, hence the narcissistic personality disorder.

Gay pornstar

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says you, the NEET trash posting constantly on this shithole lol

live, laugh, love

>implying you need to be intelligent for any of those
Just being constant with your study is enough.