Official Community Shield match thread 1

liverpoo gonna finish outside top 4. not joking

edit: meant to say liverpoo not liverpoo
edit 2: whoops did it again lol. you know what I mean

>poop angry even though they're winning

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HALF TIME SLAGS

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Based Sergeï

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someone give this guy gold

because liverpoop are trying to injure his best players

1.CITY
2.SPURS
3.LIVERPOOL
4.CHELSEA
5.LEICESTER
6.ARSENAL
7.UNITED
8.NEVERTON
9.WEST HAM
10.WOLVES

if anyone needs a stream link:
bfst.to/play/soccer-14.php

>heavy reddit football

absolute state of british """humour"""

liverpool still in madrid

>tfw no

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>no americans posted yet

good thread so far

some horrendous angles in this

>liverpool have to play european super cup and the club world cup this season
there's no way they will win anything

You watch this match and you notice how lackluster and heavy legged all of the players are. Then you think about C. Ronaldo, and all of the work he's been putting in during the off-season. Not just this one, but for the last 15 years, and then you come to the realisation that this is the reason why he is the greatest of all time.

this but Bournemouth 5th

Based azov zoomers

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Kek

Are Rodri looks solid

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they will though. its liverpool

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>city dominating the current CL holders
gonna be an ez-pz season

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Based

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Very impressed with Rodri so far. Sterling having a good game too.

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t. reddit

>That crazy eye
pass

youve fucked it

liverpool are the ultimate reddit team

when liverpool play shit they look like a second division team. when man city play shit they look like a good team playing shit

#differences

>No more Azar
>No more Lukaku soon
Why should I still watch the PL ? For a ginger in a soulless club ?? For two defenders in a jew club ?? For a nigga in a scouse club ?
This semen slurping league isn't for me lads

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ya winning son?

>Manager booking rules: “Four yellow cards during the season triggers a one-match touchline ban, eight leads to a two-match suspension, 12 equals a three-game suspension, while 16 would bring about a misconduct charge.”

This is retarded

if the CL champions can't beat the PL champions then how can you say the CL is more prestigious than the CL

ywn be the spit

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What's the purpose of that middle strap?

Bernardo is still doing well

Salah is so fucking shit, lads.

Tielemans

bikini top strap too long

Punished Mignolet

Such a fucking boring game. Shall be switching over to Brizzl vs Lels shortly.

Literally who can stop them now?

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what about /our retard/ ENGEN ?

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all that work to play for a team that would have won the league anyway and still lost in the CL to ajax tweens

>1 foul by liverpool all half
how

>another boring 1-0 win by Shitty
BORING

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Yeah that’s called ‘drugs’.

>getting makeup on the gun
>long nails

can you explain the welsh meme

Not a single decent punch thrown

twitter.com/willreyner/status/1158021244974972928?s=19

>edit: meant to say liverpoo not liverpoo
so based that it hurts my dopamine receptors

wow what a beutifull women i wish she my girlfrend.

Who's the cutie?

Alison
TAA Koulibaly VVD Robbo
Keita Fabinho
Salah Sancho Mane
Lewandowski

We will be back

seething liverpoop

>Community Shield
>FA Cup
>League Cup
>Premier League
>Champions League

yep, I think we're going to win the quintuple bois.

Yer team winning son?

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she doesn't date blacks

>Tielemans
>He's a black in today culture
>He's getting cucked instead of being the bull

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Gross

liverpoo are playing like bournemouth

still looking 4 sauce 2bh

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any unironic city fans here?

pls only reply if you have british flag

>user, I hope you're not disrespecting my fellow queens

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cute

this

lester are finishing top 4 this season

you forgot mbappe and havertz

i am indian

Norf vs Midul?

she's not interested in rich white cis male lad

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Gtfo Penaldo fag
Go jack off to more Penaldo PR campaigns

Rodri's a welsh name la, it's like Iniesta being called Daffyd

sancho is manchester united bound

mutts go away. you dont belong in here

Rodri will flop. Slow feet and lanklet make for a bad combo.

>lester are finishing top 4 this season
*blocks your path*

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City fans bullied off the train by our London customers

You just love to see it

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If tinder/OKcupid stats are anything to go by Indians are the least preferred race among men while black women are the least preferred race among women.

While white men and East Asian women are the most preferred.

how many different team jerseys do you own for each league?

this roderick lad looks decent
why hasnt he been called up for inglund?

No

1. city
2. liverpool
3. arsenal
4. united
5. chelsea
6. everton
7. spurs

here's your prem table

>"LIVERPOOOL, LIVERPOOOL"
>gets hit
>"please stop"
lmao

oh, thanks

...

forgot the link youtube.com/watch?v=IHrCseIH81w&ab_channel=SisleyReacts

What's the point of community shield?

Represent

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>political ads at half time

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seething drunkards

so a pre-season NFL practice practice game gets a sticky but this doesn't. What gives?

>tfw no

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how do you edit posts?

Why are you doing this to yourself?

i dont care i get enough women and most women i get are white whether in cape town or london

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>liverpool fans getting twatted this hard

fucking beautiful

my stream on espn is just going through vintage charity shield shirts. kinda cool

does this shit not get tiresome?

city
liverpool
spurs
arsenal
leicester
wolves
chelsea
united
everton
west ham

>Here we go with this shit again

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Ctrl + W

don't think leicester will finish first and i reckon man city will be top 7 at least

Wtf, I'm Indian now ??

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Me and me dad desu

F11

based

the guy's profile picture makes this perfect

should couldn't have voted trump as she was too young in 2016

It's just facts. There's very little you could do if you're not a top tier Indian make
You're actually really well off in terms of looks if that's you.

You're basically tanned white lad and not a low caste Indian like what was implied when saying "im Indian" . You could pass as southern Italian if anything

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Thanks

Are those worldwide stats or just american?

OH NO NO NO NO

edit: figured how how to edit but it's not on the same post. how do you do it so it shows up on one post?

well you created my country so it's like I'm British.
And no I don't support City

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FUCK OFF CUNT!

asian women win again

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Was that a bottle close to the start?

why is always the burgers posting this shitty fifa XIs

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Hooligan Kabaddi League when?

Yep he is actually the higher end of Indian males in terms of looks.

darker people like lighter people

lighter people like darker people

prove me wrong

Yes, she's a supporter of him, didn't vote. My bad

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cannot stand american television

>that lady on tinder at the end

Dont listen to him, you 'aight

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that's not even him idiot he stole it from that /soc/ thread

People like sexy people and will settle for the best they can get

Lads I've got to say that slag posting was terrible

>they put all the corporate seats right in the fucking centre
what an absolute bellend choice by the FA

Mostly american(or just western) but I doubt if it would be any different if worldwide is considered.

is it easy for white boys to get sex in india? or do indian women get beaten/raped for hooking up with whites?

its preseason we're working our way back into fitness

relegated teams:
Villa
Brighton
Newcastle

>TAA

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who is this American goddess

>sterling

I mean that wouldn't show preference if they were stopped would it?

>sterlel

>sterlel
>liverpool's defending

yeah but it's like opposites attract. darker people like lighter people and that's especially common in places like south america and africa where light skin girls are like the premium female whereas in countries like this one the girls go crazy over 'le tanned/black essex love island man'.

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oh lol i dont care about preference just want to know if i can get a good few shags in if i go on a holiday

>sterlel
you just know the first goal was by chance

What has happened to Walker's head?

everyone knows sterling can't finish

>sterlel

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>Don’t even support a football team
Live in Birmingham but hate it here so feel no loyalty to any local teams
Only started casually watching football a couple years ago, who should I support?

excellent of van dijk to force him to hit the post there

(You)

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for me, its arms folded men

This match is fucking garbage. Liverpool barely look match fit and Guardiola turned up in his sunday loungewear.

I can't believe I'm saying this but, I'm watching the Fifa eWorld Cup instead of this trash.

he always has a shit second half

Online dating here is non-existent and I have heard varying stories about white guy experiences. I have seen some guys get tons of dates while other whine about Indian women not dating outside of race.

Why wouldnt it be different?

why would you go on holiday in india m8

if you want easy girls as a whitey just go somewhere in east asia

yeah dude totally garbage trash radical

any team who's won multiple trophies in the last 10 years so your life isn't endless depression

city
liverpool
arsenal
united
chelsea

love city kit desu

One of the local teams so you can watch live.

Mate Indians who go to america are high caste/smart/rich. If they can't get foreign pussy why would a poor Indian be any different?

Whatever team you feel a connection with. If there's any cities in the UK you particularly enjoy visiting, support a club from there.

Salah is so fucking shit, lads.

is there any chance of a team like Leicester winning the league again?

it's their 10th anniversary kit of being in the epl

I’m moving out of Birmingham as soon as I finish uni because it’s a shit hole, so no

wolves

india looks fun

AWB>TAA

it really doesn't

TAA should be a midfielder soon

>Guardiolas clothes

That good english lad Raheem!

Are his pants on backwards; what's with that pocket?

NO GOAL

NO GOAL

Why when he’s one of the best in his current position?

based Bravo

should be scoring from there

kikerpool are dominating this half thus far

BASED GLT

*all the scousers have the chat*

BASED TECHNOLOGY

that plain white shirt is probably like $500.

OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

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OH NO NO NO NO ITS HAPPENED AGAIN

GLT'D

should I take Robbo or TAA in fantasy, boys?

Liverpoo cucked by line technology again

to me it does and they got really cool trance festivals as well

Based and WD-40pilled

FUKH OFF LA

THAT WAS A FUKHIN GOAL LA

FUKH YOU CITY, SIX TIMES LA

N O G O A L

THANK YOU POST
BEST DEFENDER

ne goal pas

Kek

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60 years ago that would have won you a wc. Now it won't even get you a tie in the community shield.

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This choc ice nigger cant defend for shit

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Var i love you var i like the rea of new technologies

nice glitchy ass chinese technology

This but unironically

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You seem to much defeatist. Just buy some nice clothes, go outside, no problems if you don't have friends you'll make some there ! And more importantly : just be yourself.

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a game of inches again

>that liverpool feel

>60 years ago that would have won you a wc. Now it won't even get you a tie in the community shield.

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>golden boot winner twice in a row is shit

>margin for error

all of that cope from the livtard commentator

>no 11 playing LB
>no 3 in midfield

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>pre line goal technology titles
Might as well reset the trophy count la

>commentator questioning goal line technology

that's a YIKES from me

not even close

such a boomer commentator

*slips*

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TAA is trying to kill city players today
he's a dirty nigger

ilkay is as fat as hazard

wish Glenn Hoddle died desu

boring cunt

I DON'T BELIVE IT

>sterling

this photo is art, and also very painful to look at

Gundogan looks kind of like my Maori mate lol

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LMAOOO STERLEL

>Sterlel

>car radio thief

FUCKING STERLING

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ABSOLUTE SHIT

>STERLEL

Sterling got such a weak mind infront of goal

>sterling
Fucking hell

preto de merda se voltas a tocar no meu menino bernardo a puta da tua raça deixa de exisitir

>sterlmao

>sterlel

>"no machine is perfect"
Actually some are literally perfect at what they do boomer

Sterlel

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>sterlel

Sterlel lmaoooo

>sterlel

what the heck is sterlings problem?

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHA STERLING IS A GOD AHAHAHHAHANHANANANBABAGAGAHAHAH

>sterlel

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>sterlel

>STERLNG
AHAHAHAHAHA

REEEEEE STUPID N*GGER

>sterlel

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How?

>I suffer in the first world

>stershit

imagine, for one second, not scoring there

>sterling

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why

RAHEEM THE MEME

>stershit
KEK

sterlel proving last season was a fluke

there's something wrong with sterling

>STERLEL
OH NO NO NO NO NO

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>sterlel
KWAP

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he is black

this high line isn't working for Liverpool

based

>sterlel
hahahaha

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wait was that walker or pep lol

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why does he run like that

Messi would've scored that

absolutely based

IMPERIOUS DEFENDING

fuck origi the acting cunt i hope someone accidentally steps on his head and caves it in

Who scored the goal again, la?

Remember when we all thought Bobby Madley was fucking dogs? Good times.

so this is the power of ngubus

i reckon pep smells really nice

lmao

VAR would have cancelled the goal anyway, origi was fouled

Sterling is down against goals

Feel like pure shit just want Sadio back

sterling is determined to turn himself into a meme

Why does sterling still run like a retard

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He imitated Velma running as a child now he’s an incel

Imagine if messi or Ronaldo played for Man city instead of stershit

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But thanks to Modi, you'll be a first world country soon enough to suffer just like us

i've literally only just noticed firmino

mental how pep turned a liverpool shitter like sterling into a 20+ goals a season winger
he truly is a god amongst men

/our/ thiccboi

they both have shaved heads now walker looks like a hench pep

I can't fucking stand scousers. 96 check em

imagine if i had a gf

yeah... Im thinking we black

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Lads how do I achieve the Walker style?

Indians might be more preferred in Asia and Africa than in the west, no?

Modi is all hype. He can't deliver on the economic front. I unironically want the congress back rn.

now imagine if sterling was actually good and didnt miss at least 3 goals per game

got a sauce lad?

dont worry, Joao will pull an Aguero and we will everything

/ourguy/

one premier league 2019-20 title please

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mental how liverpool injured the only player that city wanted them to injure

East Asia I doubt it but africa yeah but Indians are too racist against blacks to go for even great looking black people.

why play sterling if you have aguero lol

Does Liverpool have any white players?

>no Shaq or Ox in
what did Kloppo mean by this?

fucking based

he was responsible for the false flag church bombings in sri lanka. coincidentally his ratings sky rocketed after it when he claimed he's the only person who can keep india safe. we still have no idea at all who the bombers were or where their group spawned from. they just popped out of thin air. typical signs of a false flag.

pep is retarded, aguero would've scored 4 already

him and txiki have built a pretty good team desu

A German manager wouldnt allow that racism.

thinking i might empty my bank account lads. possibly buy boy with a pipe

no

There is no good white player in world football.

I admit that I don't know nothing about India. But I saw that next month a good geopolitic magasine will do an off-serie on India. I will buy it

the hawkeye/goal line technology guys should unironically sue martin tyler

REMINDER LIVERPOO WILL BE LOSING 2 TROPHIES IN THE SPACE OF 2 WEEKS

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When did Pep vs Klopp games become unwatchable?

71% possession for liverpool in the second half, has pep betrayed himself?

salah is so predictable, always shoots in the same fucking corner lmao

englands brave jordan henderson is white

I've just begun watching that means Liverpool wins 2-1.

Matip is a very low test sounding name

'endo
'obbo

not related to the footy but i want to use Karlee Grey's bush as a pillow

twitter.com/StevePatten/status/1158014783289008128

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>Argentina
>white

Otamendi and bravo trying so hard to stay apart of the team

he's animefag tho

>M'tip

Which ones are the good guys?

>argentina
>white

>thinkpad
fucking hell he really is an autist

Soccer noob here, are there only two white people playing in the Premier League?

rodri looks pretty based

Must be a big bush

>daylight deprivation

whew, it must be harsh!

>salad

because people made them out as rivals

>gomez RB

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What colour are Messi's nipples? If they're pink, he's white.

Is getting fucked in the ass by Pep Klopp's favorite pastime?

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YESS HENDERSON INJURED

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Modi is neither that dumb nor that capable. India isn't stupid enough to create terrorist proxies in sri Lanka after the LTTE fiasco.

Modi doesn't really have a say in foreign policy. He does what the bureaucrats tell him is good.

>this faggot shit isnt on regular tv
get fucked jews

keita bullied by de bruyne

>English "people"

They need each other

Yes. England is extremely cucked. Their scouts and managers are actually brainwashed to believe that if you’re black/half-caste you are automatically good.

good guys in liverpool wear blue

If Bravo doesn't play well, City will ship him to the mexican league. They already have a deal in place with América de México.

>benderson

>No other dominant football code called football in the county
>Still calls football soccer

I hope this ends Livershit delusion once and for all.

hendo fucking helll

sterlel dead
actually a good thing for mancity

Would cancelo help improve shittys defence?

>Hendershit

unless you work for burnley

>If Bravo doesn't play well
so it's confirtmed

That's an ideapad, yoga 2/3 pro, probably 3 because of the hinge.

Nope

Was losing part of your plan?

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Is that a woman linesman? Why?

yes, immeasurably
they need a new CB as well though

city needs a proper left back. cancelo can play there but i think is better on the right

Jesse Lingard--or, to give him his preferred moniker, Mr JLingz--is the greatest footballer this fair isle has ever produced and I will not have it said otherwise.

>tfw i’ll be lucky to make £1m in my entire life working a difficult job with long as fuck hours
>22 people on the pitch and their managers have hundreds of millions between them
Why couldn’t I have been born with footballing talent

whats the verdict on rodri?

Talent. She is legit good.

For some weird reason, Pep really likes him. I have good memory and he has been pretty mediocre for years.

cancelo is an offensive right back

who?

Cancelo is not a good defender though

they took the arsenalpill

No obvious major fuck ups. Seems good.

he's better than walker

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR, CITY GOT INFINITE MONEY, THEY CAN'T GET AWAY WITH IT
>LIVERPOOL ARE THE UNDERDOGS AND A LEGENDARY CLUB WITH REAL PASSIONS

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why not?

*dribbly drobbles sideways in the pitch*
*loses the ball*

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wank first half but slowly coming into his; should be good within a handful of prem games.

DA OX

MATIP THE MAN MOUNTAIN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

goal tbdesu

*sulks and looks frustrated for a minute instead of trying to win the ball back*

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BASED MATIP

Liverpool goal webum.

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APOLOGIZE

>start watching the match
>liverpool score

sorry manc boys

holy fuck. there literally isn't a single white player on l*verpool. it's not just a meme. pretty jarring desu
>quintessentially british

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Bro..

game on

>VVD to Matip
Kino

hand ball that

AHAHHAAHHAAHAH AHAHHAAHHAAHAH AHAHHAAHHAAHAH AHAHHAAHHAAHAH

BTFO

FUCK SAKE

>clear handball by Van Dijk
>no VAR check

Matip is a high test name desu

LANKY MAN MATIP HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LATIP

APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
APOLOGIZE
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come on city

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OUR YEAR LA!

*scousers enter back to the chat*

y i k e s

>those hipster faggots who doubt Van Dijk

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What a dumb nigger Sterling is

seething

he is a man fountain

This will make the slip even more hilarious

it goes to pens or extra time?

Pep letting Liverpool equalise so his team can practice penulties

every single game i've watched gabriel jesus he's been offside for most of the match

extra time then pens i think

pens

why does jesus always look confused?

It is up to Allah to decide what the end consists of

Matip, that sound so serb as a name i'm always confused when i saw his face

pens

Just benuldies.

>You just realize Matip has been playing for Liverpool since 2016

It goes straight to pens right?

Pens

Not against Peru in the copa america final
and yet Coutinho just refused to pass the fucking ball to him

Golden Goal

pens then extra time (winner of pens gains +1 goals to the score)

you now remember all the sitters sterlel missed

extra

Racist

Inshallah brother

HURRRRRR FFFFF DUUUUUUUR NGFFFFFFFFF 3IHO HANDBOL HAND BAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL REEEEEEEE HFEWUIIIIIIIIGF

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>classic poop fraudiola 4D chess

NO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING IM IN CHARGE HERE

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In that order

good guys:
city
arsenal
united chelsea

bad guys literally nobody except brain damaged people like:

spurs
liverpool

VAR this season right?

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Glad we got this cleared up.

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don't worry we got this

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>that liverpool fan

>good guys:
>city
offffft and sheikhpilled

bravo has been good this game
deserves to start over el goblino

Wait when did Matip join Liverpool? Wasn't he at >Schalke? Am I just retarded?

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>poonited
>good

now do the whole league

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Wtf is this new rule??

I feel like it won’t make a difference. They’ll watch Salah diving in slow motion and give a pen.

Does she go straight to my penis?

Can't wait to buy my commemorative second half 2-disc blu-ray, la

Should have shot better

Van dyke carries this team.

Based.

Been there for years now

Shite

have sex

Getting subbed on, wish me luck lads

>tfw your team is fucking shit so you play defence midfield and attack

Shaq lookin THICC

>tfw you have won more premier leagues titles than liverpool

State of that fucking rule

So new rules make it so you can just hit the ball at the ref and get a free kick? Seems abusable

just cut inside la

GL Phil

have 96

Don’t go Ngubu

Salah is so fucking shit, lads.

Just pass the selfish cunt.

de bruyne has done fuck off this whole game

Just got Sora to lvl 99 lads

serious question, why was shakiri subbed in? he looks like shit and plays like shit

gl phil

HAVE A JOB LMAO

salah kys fucking disgusting muzzie JUST PASS THE FUCKING BALL

why cant i hear the man city fans?

Bravo's been great desu.

>salad
jesus....

How JUST will Fodens career be. Can’t even get more than 4 minutes in a pre season friendly

He has goals in him

you dont want trouble with the albanian mafia

Lads
>mohammad salah

Let's settle this one and for all.

>Salah

or

>De Bruyne

Who is more past it?

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uhh honey he has more CL titles than anyone else in that team

I'd say salah is so fucking shit, but I'm on cooldown. But lads, he's so fucking shit.

i do tho and i fucking hate it .......

how did city fall apart this badly in the second half

>shitlah

DE BRUYNE INJURED

Based

>Ded from jogging 2 meters or so

top kek

JUST

>stopping the game for a cramp
fuck off

Jose was right all along

i just want to bully de bruyne

what a cuntish face

dubs and City win and Liverpool finish outside the top 4 this season

>City playing it like the preseason game it is
>Liverpool absolutely sweating it
Hmm

Why didn't Yea Forums tell me that Matip was better than Van Dijk and Gomez?

De Bruyne works in a team better but Salah is good for goals

>poop arguing with Liverpool players

GET HIM OUT OF YOUR FPL. DE BROWN IS FINISHED

i'd say the sony psp is the most past it

>de bruyne

*inhales*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

>foden

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Yea Forums has literally always been saying that Matip is the real man mountain

PSP... Now THAT was a game system!

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Could they please stop firing the ball at the keepers

>3rd season and Pep is getting all his players injured
Damn.

is this city's kit this year? cause it looks nice

roll

Fucking De Bruyne, he's so fragile and unreliable.

PEP VS JÜRGEN

Try agan lad

oh fuck off martin tyler he played in the afcon

looks like it gets soaked with sweat

>Believing anything tht Yea Forums says

It’s meh

sterling's decision making is horrible

That's just the SALAH style. He's crashing the attack with no survivors. He wants the goalie to spill it so that his confidence is ruined.

Or maybe he's just fucking shit.

>sterlel
Fuck this NIGGER

based walker actually running fast

salah is so shit lads

hope he retires soon.

>Salad

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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>Salah

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wowzer

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF MOHAMED SALAD

BASED WALKER

salad worse than sterlel

>salad

pep flies in from the sideline to save the goal

>you now remember Sterlel had a 1 on 1 with players arriving on both sides ahead of any Liverpool defender and decided to do literally nothing

holy shit what GOD

>NOT AGAIN
>NOT AGAIN
>NOT AGAIN

>Salad
ABSOLUTELY HARAM

NO GOAL

>salad

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BRAAAP

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BASED PEP

>salah will never score ever again

the absolute state of islam

Foden is one ugly fucker.

>De Bruyne is invisible
>Salah forgot how to finish
>Lukaku fucks off to Serie A

Is he, dare I say it - basado?

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>bravo watches on
what the fuck is his problem

Walker is elite. Why the fuck do people think Cancelo would be an improvement? City need a LB not another attack minded RB

>manager has a different sponsor than the team

The soulful club of livershit, everyone.

Sterling or Salah, who's worse?

When did pep get on the pitch?

Ya love to see it

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>man of the match kevin de bruyne

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La creatura del Pujab

>De Bruyne MOTM
The fuck is Hoddle smoking?

Is a side effect of Peps steroids baldness?

i swear to god if they rob us from penalties

BENULTIES

now THIS is based

Hate city but that was an inhuman clear

>shooting at the near post

what did they mean by this?

how can one man be so based? he always knows best in the end

BENULDIES :DD

City boutta lose penalties

>pep gettin tilted when Klopp touched his bald head
KEK

kek at klopp

oh shit, now there will be picture of klopp asserting his dominance on pep

Brits have a tendency to self hate or to put it more kindly we judge ourselves more harshly than others

>De Bruyne is invisible
MoTM Vodkanon

Mou is the most based, you could just post a pic of him instead of typing based

Salah is gonna miss his penalty.

>if you liked the stream consider tipping me at paypal

how did walker go bald so fast

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>L1 + triangle pass

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>Jews asking for dono

Fuck off

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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this is one of the best community shield matches ive seen in years liverpool vs city is kino

can't one of you lazy cunts make a new thread?

Walker and Stones are dogshit Pep system babies, look how horrendously shit they are individually when they're in the England team.

Literally the GOAT

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>that passive aggressive back slap and head slap
uh oh jurgen angry

Catalan doctors have broken KdB hahahaahhahahahahahaha

Woooaaaooooohhhhh

Don't you dare to talk shit about Salah (PBUH) or I swear you'll eat my shoe

Page 2. No need.

no need

Liverpool has scored once but hit Citeh's goal line like 4 or 5 times.

ERA
R
A

City would have won with Aguero desu senpai

>sALLAH
>shoots
>mfw

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THE TENSION

THE ANTICIPATION

THE PRESSURE

>New goalkeeper rules

uh oh

definetly

Dubs and Salad misses a pen

>no milner for benulties

reminder liverpool could city even with BRAVO in goal

BIG SHAQ

>Richard Wright left Preston citing home sickness then the next day signed with Man City to be their 10th choice goalkeeper.

phew

>he touches the bald head
lmao

what new rules?

1-1

>german

shaqiri formerly stirqiri

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Can keep just one foot on the line

BASED AF

OH NO NO NO

>Germans dont miss penalties

>whynaldshit

YES

>liverniggers

mindgamed

BRAVO BRAVO

me top left corner

BRAVO

lmao, liverslip will always be a meme.

>wijnaldumb

>niggers taking penalties
oof

Pen miss

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BRAVO, BRAVO

>all these cunts in the crowd on their phones
Jesus Christ it's pens of all things to be inattentive for, I hate zoomers

BRAVO BRAVO

thought that was a PSG top at first on the right

>letting nigger take pens

BERNARDO

>bravo

imagine not scoring against BRAVO in penalties

>lelana

THIS DOES NOT FUCKING SLIP

I respect Scousers a lot more than Spurds.

>That mind game where he points right before diving to the left

based

Saved by glt, saved by var, win by pennos.

Artifical cup, for an artificial club.

SAVIOR OF ENGLAND

>LITERALLY BETTER THAN MESSI

Why is Alisson so shit at penalties

Bravo is a great penalty stopper, Mohammed

E B P F
B
P
F

BASED FODEN

Foden surprisingly strong mind

TIRED OF THESE FUCKING SLIP MERCHANTS

GEN X SEETHING

THE MACCLESFIELD MESSI

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>Alison

>Hoofs it into the top left

Based ox

>Puma
>City
What?

why is he giving this much a shit?

Imagine how much these twats paid to go all the way to london and watch this friendly.

>alisson
LMAO

COME ON ABL BROS

LETS FUKCING GOOOOOOOOOO

>de bruyne jr

new kit producer la

>muh salad

he looks like that trans kid that killed himself

lmao spaghetti wrists

Chile has 2 Copas because of him in pens m8

Alisson is shit

>Best keeper in the world, la