MONDAY NIGHT RAWLINS GAMETHREAD #5

Dis a cool shirt?

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It felt like a completely different show when that match started holy fuck

Now Beth Phoenix is gonna talk and it's back to the usual

After RAW I still have to drive home, and then I only have an hour to smoke pot before I need to get to bed for work in the morning!

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>People shit on the show for 2 hours and 20 minutes
>1 good match happens
>Best raw in years
Bros, please just compliment the wrestlers in this situation and stop trying to give the whole show credit for it.

Only if you're mexican. Even Japs look cringe wearing wrestling shirts.

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This raw is losing me so can someone answer something for me?
I might be crazy but wasn't there someone who had an entrance that looked exactly like Solaire's praise the sun taunt?

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>immediate rematch gifted for the PPV
Based

Are these fucking sonic commercials trying to get me to buy burgers or trying to convince me that daughters should be disowned so I don't end up like that poor man?

Good or bad, more genuine emotion was felt than in 100 WE LIKE IT WE LIKE IT WE LIKE IT WE HAVE TO LIKE IT threads

>15 min left

Damn she soff

>Styles/Black rematch at Elimination chamber
Yeah Styles is gonna use the OC again to beat the shit out of Black and Taker will come to fight AJ.

BETH LOOKING OBESE

0 reaction for thickie pheonix

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What's a husbandage?

Beth talking like another robot and there's 15 minutes left

>aleister is going to need undertaker's help to beat aj
kwab

KINO INCOMING

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Finn Balor?

>a medical update

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As the messiah wills it

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beth is lookin sex

cherish every second of sports entertainment

I get it. I would do the same. I understand that Edge married Beth Phoenix for the opportunity for her to step on his balls.

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>Beth Phoenix
and the crowd goes mild!

edge looks like a giant pussy having his wife speak for him LMAO

BEAT BETH

So when is the ad break gonna be shoved in

Finnalor? His pose with his music is basically praise the sun

>Beth eats an RKO and Orton says sorry again

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holy shit anti-pop for my girl the glamazon

She needs to Glam Slam him

Spoiler Alert: The Medical update is that Edge is okay, then he returns from the crowd and spears Orton.

Raw goes off air.

*yawn* So predictable

Poor Orton's showing roid gut already

>all the chanting for randy
why is he so popular
he's boring as fuck

noticed it too kek

SHE FUCKING SAID IT

It's always son of a bitch, son of a whore works too you know.

the acting

what are you doing to prevent the coronavirus?

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god damn i suck at super mario world
maybe i'd be slightly better on a gamepad but damn i suck

Holy cumola Beths milkers look great tonight

Bros...this is actually kinda tense

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>he's boring as fuck
low attention span zoomer detected

>people chanting lita
oh fucking kek

Dude in the crowd with a neck brace

>crowd is chanting RKO

NO YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

Watch RAM

Which user will look like an idiot?

Shane still hasn't recovered from this

>blandy boreton

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For the longest time he had the same fanbase as people who like Shadow the Hedgehog

>lita chant
Can't even explain this one

Randy reveals that he's the father of Beth's kids

>BACK IN 1992, IN THE SUMMER

being a NEET and telling my mom not to touch anybody

>maybe i'd be slightly better on a gamepad
just find a cheap usb xbox controller

Randy gonna ding-dong diddly RKO Beth

>10 mins left

BASED BUSINESS

okay, this is kino

>amy kobauchar and pete buttigeg both droped out
whos winning the democrat title?

Come on, no one has that much admiration for Bob Orton.

They're obviously promoting her new KAYFABE series, coming soon (as long as you pony up 400 grand you sexist)

>it's another worked shoot episode

>inb4 randy raw dogs beth in the middle of the ring

biden

I WANT TO SUCK AND CUM ON BETH PHOENIX'S DING-DONG-DIDDLY BIG OLE MILKERS

h

>"Back in 1992, back in the summer I led Dwight to rape Kevin Nash"

what did he mean by this?

EDGE TRULY A RESPECTFUL INDIVIDUAL

He couldnt have said this years ago?

Bernard

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bloomberg is gonna cash in his money in the bank

>H

>Getting worked by the company guy vs rebellious underdog angle

Steyer dropped out too.

Not that anyone noticed.

based

Longest 7 mins ever.

Biden after Superskelegates give him the nom

HAITCH

it's going to be the finish of Mania 31 except Brock (Bernie) fights off Bloomberg's cash in and Biden's megapush

KINO

>Lyric

>Lyric and Ruby

BASED EDGE
A TRUE INSPIRATION

This is honestly pretty good

oh god pls no fake crying beth stahp

BIG DIMES BERNIE! FUCK THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!

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Kekd

this promo is absefd

This is great. Why isn't there more of this in WWE? The new guys really are shit on the mic.

I skipped RAW tonight as a sign of solidarity for AEW after their great show on Saturday

FUCK DUBYADUBYAEEH

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I missed this dramatic Mexican telenovela storylines

Lyric lol

>I'm deeply in love with your young daughters

Jesus Randy.

dilate

THE MOST BASED MAN ALIVE

Ok this turned to shit keep Beth out of the reason for god sake

Bernie about to job to the authority again

>Teach my daughters how a man should treat a woman
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

Oh no, Randy is a paedo!

wtf based randy doing it for the copeland family and this ungrateful bitch dares to ridicule him

have sex

Holy shit this is fucking good

is that actually his wife?

>I LOVE LITTLE GIRLS
WTF RANDY?!

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>Why isn't there more of this in WWE? The new guys really are shit on the mic.
randy can do whatever he wants because they wouldn't dare fire him.

>Orton is in love with Edge

Dont fuck my daughters, bro!

>when the villain has better motivations than the hero

wtf Randy is a true real friend

Why would you slap a guy with a known history of beating women?

holy shit randy's gay

Randy can be good when he actually tries

BETH "THE ENABLER" PHOENIX

>crowd cheering

Fucking kek you can't make this shit up

Is Randy gay?

>this actually makes sense
what is happening?

they cheer anything

he's always been bi faggots

RANDY LOVES LITTLE GIRLS

STOP GOING TO YOUR PARENTS user

>Randy is bad on the mi-

This holy shit
I know that, but this is farther than my expecations.

RKO BETH RKO BETH

HOLY BASED

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>Orton is a lolichad
Damm, this came outta nowhere

Yes Edge is Beths wife

beth shot first so it's fine

oh no beth is kill

Randy is the face all along im sorry for doubting you randall he is also our fren

BASED LADY KILLER RANDY

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>no punt
>no conchairto
lame

bitch went for a stunner

>I allowed your husband to be a father by breaking his neck
OH FUCK

>that soi boy right now

shake my hand Beth

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Why does nobody in the back care about Edge Matt or Beth

HE FUCKING DID IT

BASED
BASED
BASED
SNEK

>doing the Owen Hart cam and voice
are these niggers serious

>EDGE IS A GODDAMN HEROIN ADDICT AND YOU'RE SUPPLYING HIM WITH DRUGS

Damn WWE cutting deep.

>Owen voices for a man retaliating against a woman

Jesus Christ, the fed can't get anything right

randy is gay and a pedo lmao

That's too far

>woman beat men
>why did they beat me back
kek feminist btfo!

So it was ok to rko nia snaxxxx but let’s feign concern when it happens to Beth?

NOW THESE FUCKING GUYS COME OUT TO HELP SOMEBODY

KINO

Did he really just hit a Woman?

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The heel move would have been to not RKO her desu

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BETH IS FUCKING DED

RYDER ON RAW

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>mfw

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rko should've come after the slap with no goofy boot to the stomach. still very good promo by randy.

Relax she took an RKO, he didn't hit her with his car

Orton's new mania theme:youtu.be/Y8B_a0ZHNj8

Lmao is that Smart Mark Sterling

>Beth went tits up

HA HA!

reddit is fucking livid, it was the perfect heel move. People don't understand the concept of retaliation regardless of gender.

>selling an RKO like she has a broken neck
man, women are shit.

RYDER SIGHTING

>slap him
>kick him in the dik
>he fights back
>''waaaah son of a bitch!''
HOW CAN SHE SLAP

>crowd chants for the rko
>they all cheer and clap when he does it too
>commentary has to act like it's despicable
KEK, nothing is gonna get Randy booed

kek

>All people from Randy's and edge's era
BASED

BASED RYDER SIGHTING
WHO HERE /WOOWOOWOO/

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That;s because nia fat is a woman; she's a fuckin blob

KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO

Why Mysterio always goes to help? Is he the only good guy?

>Randy Orton is a cunnychad
Bros...

WHERE MY MAJOR BROS AT
THATS MARK STERLING ON RAW AGAIN

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IS THAT BASED ZACK

>Jerry Lawler's face

How about the faggot they showed with the Jeff Hardy fishnets on his arms.

I fucking love Randy Orton, he doesn't give a fuck beating women isn't PG but does it anyway

He RKO'd Nia Jax too and she didn't get any special attention or sad voices.

For fuck sake it was an RKO not a punt

how can she slap him

yes

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he's baddass

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And what’s the difference for Beth? She’s in shape. Muscular. And is also a wrestler and competed in the men’s royal rumble...

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

We getting the return of the edgeheads?

He's just cosplaying as Jeff Hardy with a realistic estrogen count, what's the issue?

Give Randy Orton a fucking Oscar or I swear to God I'll hunt down and RKO the whole goddamned Academy!

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This show was fucking terrible but the last 2 segments were good

Nias not like most girls

She's a fat cunt, but also she's not retired

Nia went into a competition, Beth came out to talk about the condition of her husband and then got berated by the man who beat the shit out of her husband

So is this when they’re bringing the rating back to PG-14?

The difference is no one likes fat women, let them get beat up.

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goddamn that picture is fucking funny.

>Randy is yandere for Edge and wants to live a gay life on the mountains with him

KINO!

no they're never bringing it back

I enjoyed it, except for the DivaShit. All the fags I wanted to lose lost.

Holy shit is this how an E-Chad looks like?

WWWYKI

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That was him. Based Silverballs ending Raw with his Broskis.

exactly, but people are too dumb to understand the business now

We’ll see if they’re actually gonna bring it back or not.

No he wants Edge's daughters.

and the spider

Absolute kino. Most humble guys in the biz

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>Bork got his block rocked and Street Profits won tag team gold in a match so good my gangster ass boxer cousin marked out and spilled a drink, all in the first 30 minutes
Come on, senpai

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Reduced to a ref crowd to check on an injuries star.
I’m pretty sure he’s like the dude in office space who just keeps getting a check on accident

They were given the go ahead to do riskier stuff in the last hour, this was news ages ago. They even tried dimming the lights and graphics to make the third hour feel different but that part was abandoned quickly.

didn't he get upped to 500K a year because of AEW lmao

Snax stepped in the ring to compete. What were they supposed to do, let her whale on everyone and win?

They're fucked, then. I'd say that they know it, too, given that they did some dumb shit to try to make it superficially edgier. Vince either grows a spine and tells his investors that the target audience for a healthy wrestling industry is men age 18-35 or dooms himself to be remembered as a corporate bitch.

Randy:
>passionately spews ridiculous troll logic about keeping someone from injury... By injuring them
Audience:
>standing ovation
That's gotta be worth a Tony or something

Beth's kick should've been to the balls, better justification.

That's literally what the identitarian left wants. One of the major tropes for SJW "heroes" is that they face no real adversity.

politicuck cringe

>making such a faggy response
truth hurts doesn't it?