Official Community Shield match thread 1

Liverpool - City

>Champions
Bravo, Walker, Stones, Otamendi, Zinchenko, Rodri, Silva (C), De Bruyne, Sane, Bernardo, Sterling

Subs | Ederson, Gundogan, Jesus, Aguero, Angelino, Foden, E Garcia


>Liverpool
Alisson, Alexander-Arnold, Gomez, Van Dijk, Robertson, Fabinho, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Origi, Salah, Firmino.

Subs: Mignolet, Lovren, Keita, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Lallana, Shaqiri, Matip.

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Bernardo in striker??

Shitty gonna get crushed

No it should be
Sane - Sterling - Bernardo

who are the good guys?

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mane?

CAM ON SALAH SCORE SUM FACKING GOLS
No a RW

Not Liverpool

neither
city are probably the lesser evil seeing as they are actually human

Still in shit form from AFCON will start training tomorrow

>Sane starting

OH NONONONONONOONO

For what would one search if one sought to witness this game while not having the means to do so via a paid subscription for the relevant network?

neither

thanks

he is on holiday

last season city had liverpool all figured out because they went away and did their homework all summer long.

this season liverpool have made no changes so there's no way they are taking anything from city.

if liverpool had met city in the CL again last season they would not have won it

>english fitbaw
>good

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50m bid for Bailey incoming

stream?

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not without refball at least

Fuck off you poor piece of shit

ANNE THE DJ
ANNE THE DJ
ANNE THE DJ
ANNE THE DJ
ANNE THE DJ ANNE THE DJ ANNE THE DJ

What happened to Milner?

Liverpool are going to teach Man City a footballing lesson they'll never forget.

>Aguero and Jesus both not starting
boring, Lelverpoop win

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but according to Liverpool fans last year, this is worthless

It's not sponsored by McDonald's anymore?

When Sir Alex Ferguson retired, his Community Shield wins were mentioned as part of his achievements. This alone should be enough to convince everyone that it's a major trophy considering how much that man had won.

Failed a drugs test.

stream, my internet friends?

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Should Liverpool have bought another striker?

They should've upgraded on Firmino.

Rhian Brewster's the third coming of Christ. The second was Fowler.

Reddit soccer streams

hdstreams.club/hd/ch1.php

Bit of an odd move Citeh going for Puma.

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yeah, the new kits are pretty shit

>Otamendi
>Stones
Yeah slipperpool is dumb if they can't win this

Liverpool will show why they're greatest team to ever grace club football.

Kys anime posting scum.

>he doesn’t rate Stones

We have a plebian here ITT, gentlemen.

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>shaving your beard that high

Rio pls...

Make no mistake, anime posters are the biggest subhumans on the planet.

>even India recognises anime watchers as a lower tier of humanity
you're based for today, Ranjeepdesh

Indians dropping truth bombs all over the place once again

Imagine starting a cup final with no recognized striker

The absolute state of pep

Terrified of based kloppo

Liverpool anime posters are based

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Will there be a minute’s silence for the shooting victims in America?

Know your place Sanjay.

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its above animongs at least

>recognized striker

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this

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if you care about football you should support city. liverpool are unironically killing the sport.

Guys where are my felliw americans going to go after Yea Forums is shut down by the us government because one too many incels went on a shooting spree?

>Bravo, Walker, Stones, Otamendi, Zinchenko, Rodri, Silva (C), De Bruyne, Sane, Bernardo, Sterling
So Liverpool it's going to win

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Imagine a team being 7pts clear at Christmas and still losing the league haha can you fucking imagine that lmao

Anyonere selling pacy wingers?

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>a bunch of foreigners on each team
>no sense of local representation
Football has turned SOULLESS lads.

Iwobi

City's B Team could still beat that Livershit side

Lads I haven't had sex since June, does that make me an incel? How long is the cutoff? bit worried desu

Holy shit the teams in the tunnel

Man City are such manlets

my lazio would heem both of these

city have bought the league already. liverpool have bought no one

>bravo
>walker
>stones
>otamendi
>zinchenko
>sane

Pure shite lmaooooo relagation tier

>all these mutts in the Liverpool team
Yikes

>Liverpool wins
Fans are happy to have beaten city, and thoughtfully analyse the result to predict the season

>City win
TROPHY NUMBER 1 OF OUR SOON TO BE !!!!!HISTORIC!!!!!! DOMESTIC DOUBLE WITH THE CARLING CUP AND THIS ITS GONNA BE AMAZING IF PEP PULLS ITBOFF HISTORY IN THE MAKEING

Know yours America's lapdog.

M/a/n City

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No but their fans would.

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Why do they do this? Who even are these people shaking hands?

Oh look, it's an American being retarded. Must be a day of the week.

Come again, Rakesh?

Who the fuck are these faggots?

Sané? So no granate for Buyern?

wait I thought that sane hated city and wanted to leave and was in advanced negotiations with bayern according to german media
surely he wouldn't be starting if that was true

lol another shooting in USA lmao

edition.cnn.com/2019/08/04/us/dayton-ohio-active-shooter/index.html

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>Bravo

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Traitor Scouse scum

Why is Italy like that?

>booing the national anthem

thanks!

whos the tits

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Dont make me tie you to a canon again

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B A S E D
A
S
E
D

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Scouse scum booing the anthem

Ah famed english birds

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I would like to offer you 1 (ONE) Sanchez

for free.

Player has requested lots of dog food

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>booing the anthem
bunch of fucking pakis I swear
the lot of them need killing

Based boooooooers.

For me it's SS Nazio.

Why does Poop always try out weird lineups?

>scousers booing the anthem
cringe

>neither fans singing
>all booing
Disgusting. Bomb the whole lot

>The state of this national anthem
What song should we replace it with lads?

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one dress has pokies. Other basically hanging out. nice

The question is why isn’t Britain like that.

(((who))) indeed

fuck the whore queen tbdesu

based irish liverpool fans caring more about an english team than their own league yet still hating england

Based fucking scousers

Fuck patriotism

>Pakis vs Irish
>England
LOL

lads what's that site with the list of all the acestreams

pep is based
klopp is cringe

simple as that really

jerusalem
simple as

Vindaloo. Unironically

why cant liverpool fans just be quiet politically???

Party rock is in the house tonight

>Gomez VVD partnership is back

Based and redpilled

youtube.com/watch?v=SbskIcPZh8A
literally no idea why this isn't the anthem desu

footybite.com/football/liverpool-vs-manchester-city-live-stream/

Thinks it makes him genius, even though klopp runs the same system everytime they play each other and wins like 80% of the time

ez

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AND DID THOSE FEEEEEEEET

because they're low IQ

Fuck off, you NPC cunt

Why is Liverpool in this

my god i hate the klopp and guardiola circlejerk

I vow to thee my country.

Get USA's permission first. The only European power that aren't completely cucked by USA while also being capable themselves is france.

dislike Liverpool a lot, to be honest with you

>be englishman
>boo at national anthem

what a pathetic nation

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Hairlet cope

This tbqh
Just fucking sad

this city kit is based as fuck

Because City can't play themselves

This is top tier alongside Men of Harlech
youtube.com/watch?v=DRtnWVvDX6k

>Liverpool
>Manchester
>English

Cool kit desu

‘ate the Queen
‘ate the Tories
‘ate ABLs

Simple as

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klopp is balding too
he's just too much of a pussy to shave so he has a combover

>no ad on shirt
OIL BARONS HATE THIS SIMPLE TRICK

you supporting a financial group ? you can't do that mate

Scousers aren't English la'

yes, but they are black i'm afraid.

klopp is a hairlet

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even if someone else won the fa cup it would still be liverpool vs city

I am out of the loop on this. Why does this happen? Is it the immigrants or some disgruntled group who think they're different from rest of U.K?

Are you guys supported by McDonald’s?

Liverpool cos if City win this they'll go on about how they're gonna get a "domestic quadruple" again.

t. Blows 3-0 lead

God, it seems like Liverpool played the UCL finals yesterday, and they are already playing again. Being an athlete is way too hard, pay these people more!

Seething Irishmen and pakis la

walker is trying to pander to pep by shaving his head so he starts him ahead of joao cancelo

how many immigrants can you see in the crowd? retard.

unfortunately not

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Chin up lad

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>”the best in Europe against the best in England”

How can you be the best in Europe if you’re not the best in your own country?

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>20 years ago
>Football fans loved their country, hate forenurs

>Today
>Football fans boo their country, worship Salah (pbuh)

THE STATE OF SANES HAIR

Why aren't the man city fans singing?

>tp
>tf

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LEROY DOGGY DOGG IN THE HIZZY

Faggot, I assumed you people have immigrants from all over yurope. How would I know the difference then?

*solves the american shooter crisis*

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BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

lmao mate all the people at the community shield match will be london-based plastics

Wow Liverpool how many nigs can you fit in one team.

Man city fans?

looks better than his niggerfro

Liverpool fans can only sing their meme song, it doesn't even count.

wow, powerful

LE GOAT HUEMAN MOUNTAIN DEFENDOR DISPOSSESSED BY ABSOLUTE MIDGE STERLING LMAOOOOO

>man city fans

this is kind of beautiful

liverpool fans are the most plastic fans i've ever seen jfc

but latin american countries are notoriously catholic and yet we have high murder rates

none of them live in england

OKAY LET'S GIVE ME A RHYTHM

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>City didnt sell out again

kek

>de shit

why didn't city replace kompany?
they only have two fit centre backs

>man city fans

salah sucks lmao

>salad

City don't need defenders.

>Customer bemused about a club not having enough customers
kys potato nigger

>Salad

>kdb
>good

lol

>salad

>Salad

Can’t wait for deluded Livercucks to slowly realize he’s shit

any stream?

Sane ded

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WE ARE

WE ARE

WALMA- *gunshots in distance*

sdfgdf.xyz/live/2691/liverpool-vs-manchester-city-bt-sport-1/

>Salad

hahaha sané injured for the season

Salah's shit, get him off.

Why is A$AP Rocky playing left wing

What do you call this haircut?

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>Buyern on suicide watch

>sane ded

RIP buyern

Name one defender better than the man mountain today?

The absolute state of Sane's hair. Deserves to be injured.

>I wish I was killing some niggas in the favelas

He knows it’s an ACL

wait, THATS sane with the fucking hair HAAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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maguire

Steven G should have moved to derby when he had the chance

thinking about sopa de mocaco

The absolute STATE of neck tattoos.

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well that's bayern off city's back

Honestly just gonna smoke a bongin the injury breaks they're so dead

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>le Roy

GOOOOOOL BASED STERLING

liverpool injured sane so he stays at city and makes them stronger
great thinking dickheads

RAHEEM

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BAYERN

based

goal

Spuds just scored against inter.

>livershit fans unironically booing an injured player
Oof

GRATATA

Fuck Liverpool are shit

Bayern BTFO

Pep’s genius shines through again.

>Slipperpoop

BASED RAHEEM THE DREAM

>livershit

Beautiful set play

is dazn worth it lads?

reality has an anti livershit bias

>LIVERSHIT

Ederson looks like such a degenerate cuck and Allisson looks like a total chad who is also humble and loves his wife.

Who can stop this young bvll?!?!

Creepy Frank lampard behind

based david silva

great defending by man mountain and best keeper in the world

>Van Dick

Oh no no no

>city no sponsor

City goal webum.

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>Best keeper in the world
Also,
>Conceding with 11 men against 10

sane to bayern is officially off now
liverpool made city stronger this season now lmao

>Allisson looks like a total chad

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sane getting "injured" on purpose because he has a plane to catch to munich for the medicine check

It was worth it 2 years ago, now it’s getting worse

glasses > other

REMINDER that Liverpool are only playing this game through default. They didn’t win the League or FA Cup last season. In fact Liverpool have NEVER won the Premier League.

i'm glad we agree that liverpool had a fluke season

I like that retro city shirt
looks nice

You can tell already that Rodri is a class act. Didn’t realise he was that tall.

de bruyne sucks now what happened

RAHEEM THE DREAM

RAHEEM
RAHEEM THE
RAHEEM THE DREAM
RAHEEM THE
RAHEEM

RAHEEM THE DREAM

Tottenham are the only team that could challenge City this season.

bravo mr man mountain ballon d'or winner

>van dyck deserves the ballondoor, the man mountain of shit
lmao

who was Van Dijk marking here?????

lots of work to do back at LFC

haahahahahaaaaahahahaha

>livershit

>Liverpool have NEVER won the Premier League.
that cant be true I thought they were a massive club?

Man City have no sponsor? Those are really nice shirts.

>In fact Liverpool have NEVER won the Premier League.
Surely you jest

Salad is the most selfish player in the world

yeah he looks good.

Liverpool watch out

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This is the season Allisson gets exposed

>Van Dyke

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>salad

>15 minutes of a pre-season game
alright lad

>Alisson

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>VVD right next to Stirling
>does nothing
£75m down the drain

based Norway
Also sweet digits

this season liverpoo gonna end 6th under the manchester utd

For anyone asking about Man City

It’s for some anniversary I think it might be the official club creation 125th or something

They’re playing in retro kits for this game only

I was thinking the same thing m8 they are pretty cool

>Binchenko

>Salad

It's surprisingly refreshing to see.

How can this be? I thought they were a big club?

Poor finish desu
>Best keeper in the world, la
kek

But will the refs let him go around fouling with impunity like Fernandinho?

if you like any of EPL, MotoGP, UFC, boxing, it's a good deal for 4.99 a month

young kevin is shit

>de bruyne

If pep wins will this count towards his h2h against Klopp?

Me on the left

liverpool are fooking shite

Backwardspassdri will never replace fernandinho

Why didn't Liverpool sign a creative midfielder?

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the spanish xhaka

because they're too poor to sign players :)

Yes, sine it’s ‘official’

This is trophy 1/7 for Liverpool to attempt to win this season:

>Community Shield
>UEFA Super Cup
>FIFA Club World Cup

>Premier League
>League Cup
>FA Cup
>Champions League

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>2019
>wanting creativity in midfield

>Pool

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YOU FINK U TOO GUD 4 US OR SUMMIN

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>flopp
kek
KEK

>we should've signed havertz desu

european champions lmao

>saying this when they're losing to one of the rare top teams that still play with a 10

That’s not proper English football. You have to hoof the ball or cross in Klopps team.

GET KLOPP OUT OF MY CLUB REEEEEEEE

Klopp got extra chunky.

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Imperious

Rodri is Jorginho 2.0

Screencap this and thank me for my service.

Harvey Elliot > Foden

POWER RANKINGS

1. Man City
2. Man Utd
3. Tottenham
4. Arsenal
5. Everton
6. Wolves
7. Burnley
8. Leicester
9. Liverpool

this just proves that CL is a pleb tier trophy. most prestigoues trophy in the world is the premier league

>liverpoop
yeah, they're finishing outside of top 4 this season

liverpool got lucky with 97 points last season
they will get nowhere near that this season

JUST IN: Sane spotted leaving city bench. ITS HAPPENING

Why no disgusting advertisement on City's shirt?

>scored from a set piece

Ox is like a new signing

This is some shit football, man u - ac milan looked better

Ridiculous teks mo g9d damb

this.
last year was a mourinho blip year (as predicted)

the Klopp burnout is coming

based

what the fuck was that, alisson?

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125th anniversary shirt, they're only wearing it for this match.

when will klopp go to bayern?

Where is Milner?

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Especially when their’s VAR

liverpool IS SHIT

Cause its an aniversary kit

125th anniversary or something like that. Much prefer sponsorless kits. Kino af.

>that ebin skill from Salah and the. Firmino's shite cross

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shut up ahmed

>Henderson without Milner to carry him

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God damn i wish henderson would have fucked off after the cl

bernardo silva is so fucking good

how come there were no city players on the fifa top 10 players list?

It’s weird how VAR can barely affect some games. To the point that you forget its even being used. Other games it feels like there’s a stoppage every 5 minutes to check something.

>it's our year la

i'm old, explain how i can use discord to watch matches

You now remember Henderson is indeed playing this game

fuck off pakinigger

Bernardo is a freak, his workrate is insane

So how are livershit supposed to compete this year?

Kys frogubu

Fuck Klopp man. Instead of whining like a little bitch he should have gone out and bought Pepe or make a move for Mbappe

they were shit last season but they kept getting lucky 1-0 wins with help of the refs

It's just a tool for creating chatrooms for trannies, I think you got fooled

8th year anniversary shirt

Man City get thrown out of the league for financial irregularities.

rodri isnt keeping up with the pace of the prem

If Sallah bangs one, I am on my way to the local mosque and become a proper muslim after the match.

they're noth, they got lucky last season

i'd be surprised if they won anything besides the super cup or the club world cup

city should sell sane for 150m and buy mbappe
sane is good but he has a shit attitude

Same way Manchester City did, with refs helping and money

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Who is supposed to be Liverpool's playmaker?

>implying mbrapps has a good attitude

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alisson

Liverpool are fucking dumb for not buying any squad depth. Niw that they have a CL FSG are going turn the club into arsenal, a vehicle for profit, rather than one for glory.

henderson

Reminder that Liverpool’s best player Saudi ‘DAS IT’ Mané is not playing in this game and Man City are full strength

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>Who is supposed to be Liverpool's playmaker?

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all offside

Unnecessary waste of money. Who exactly are they going to replace? Why splash money on Mbappe or Pepe when you have a front 3 like Liverpool has? One of them will have to sit on the bench.

There isn't one. There is no time for that nonsense.

League Cup, far shot but theoretically possible

So what happened with City getting banned from the CL? Did they sufficiently bribe their way out of it?

henderson

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Milner

de bruyne having an off day

mbappe will cost 300m

Flat track bullies arent impressive

>salad

>le lose the ball and go down clutching your head to stop play man

>playmaker

it's the counter press, you fucking racist

2006 says hello

rodiri is looking like a jack rodwell replacement

he has been shit since he came back from injury

Managers don't handle transfers. Liverpool's wage bill is huge, basically capped out at 60% of total turnover. They won't be signing any big players unless they can free up funds.

Being yount and black at the same time does not mean you have a shitty attitude. You need to educate yourself.

Salah is so fucking shit, lads.

> Salah

Such a flop.

City would have beaten Liverpool in the CL final

ahahahaha

Corrupt fifa banning a cash cow. I am laughing out loud.

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jack rodwell was a better player

mo "no right foot" salah

nope
Citys owners will just give PSGs owers a couple of tankers of oil and it's a done deal

>City still playing Zinchenko at LB

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yep its an American flag post

>paying 70m for a penaltybaby

>Salad

>matip
>origi
>henderson
>hoofing it to salah

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than why they didnt beat tottenshit?

When's Oxlade-Chamberlain coming back?

>bravo
>ottamendi
>both strikers benched
""""full strength""""

Wasn’t a woman meant to be reffing this?

Rodri looks shit

>salad
welcome to besiktas

>Sterlel

HAHAHAHAHA

They couldn't even beat Spuds, and got thrashed by Liverpool in the last champions league.

City will never win the champions league. That's just how it is.

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they gave spurs a free handballed goal

Salah had 3 really good chances in half an hour already

City are finished

fluke meme game

Basically, the arabs were willing to waste millions on the best lawyers in the world to avoid getting in trouble, while at the same time bankrupting UEFA. So instead of actually going after them UEFA gave Citeh and PSG a slap on the wrist.

Fucking disgrace desu

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lmao liverpool were so lucky last year. its gonna be funny to see them not even get top 2.

>female referee

>female linesperson

Yes

That's the Euro super cup

Monsieur Gengen apparently mate

So I see Salah is back to this best "pace sandnigger with no end product" back from chelsea days

Side ref?

have sex

dilate

Theres a woman line-o, lets not run before we can walk.

must be dangerous for her considering there are so many pakis around...

>looks actually better as an Indian
state of KDB

why is de bruyne so shit?

he's been like this all last season

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>what is squad depth
Klopp is already moaning that his players are knackered and the season hasn't even started yet. He doesn't have anyone else who can do what Firminho does and Mane and Salah were dead on their feet during the Christmas period.

>origshit

Anyone else /strongmind/ here?

>2019
>Not having a Muslim GF/future wife

What's your excuse, lads?

laporte had a horrid first 20 mins and gifted city 2 free goals. aside from that city were dominating tottenham it was very unlucky.

(((Var)))

english rose/10

she's been an assistant in the pl for like 6 years

I don’t live in London to get one

let's hoof it to salah bros

I found out yesterday that "dilate" is a reference to transsexuals having to insert objects into their new vaginas to keep he wound open. This is for people like me who didn't know where this came from. Thanks for reading.

who /ABL/ here?

Why have Liverpool not signed anyone? Do they know how many games they >could have to play this season?

Wtf Rodri is a lanklet?

STOP!

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Lurk moar

gegenpress is the biggest meme ever. Liverpool are lazy and unfit

All women, muslim or otherwise hate me

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because according to klopp players are too expensive

cancelo is gonna be so much better than walker

Reporting in

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He has a good name for a defender

Holy shit Shitty is such a disgusting team

watching this match for 20 minutes i've learned 1 thing: city will win their 3rd league title in a row.

because you hate yourself lad

wait a second... this is the first time i've glanced at the screen. does man city not have a sponsor on their shirt??

same as

>liverpool back to shite this season
based

I don't go on the boards where people talk about this stuff. People just started saying it one day on Yea Forums. Have sex is self-explanatory, dilate is just confusing.

They'd have to sell to buy

what? they're trying to play good football.

Saving for Mbappe202

me, but a lot of it is Klopp

Should have swallowed our pride and brought back Coutinho. Imagine him the middle rather than fucking henderson. He'd also easily fill in for mane and salah when they need rest. But nope, dumb fucking fans prevent it because they think he abandoned us for some reason. Could have been a glorious signing, but nope, gotta show those "snakes" that we dont forgive, nor forget. Pathetic.

Fuck Klopp and FUCK FSG!

would like to keep my head attached to my body cheers la

Maybe he doesn't have players on the level of Mane and Salah, but that's to be expected. Liverpool has Origi, Shaqiri, and now Harry Wilson coming through as a forward.

Liverpool also doesn't have unlimited money to spend like City or PSG does, so they can't just bring in whoever they want, nor is it economical to do so. I doubt Mane, Salah or Mbappe would be suited to the bench either.

10 year anniversary shirt

>bostamierdi
when will this meme die?

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Because Liverpool's wage bill is capped out and they can't afford it in any situation.

Not one functioning stream. This is going to be a great season...

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horrible post

>Liverpool also doesn't have unlimited money to spend like City or PSG does

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>that corner

...

It is preseason. City are looking just as shite.

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also
footybite.com

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footybite.com/football/liverpool-vs-manchester-city-live-stream/

whoa so many Liverpool fans in the stadium

PSG got Sarabia for 18M this summer. where was Liverpool?

>our
>us
>we

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so helpful, guys :)

those are empty seats

Why need more players when you have objectively the greatest team in modern times?

damn. i was about to call city based. sad!

is kyle walker trying to make fans think he is vincent kompany?

Did you see the state of Coutinho last season? Not worth the fee Barca are asking

very kind lads

scouser dogs playing murderball

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Because it's 18m just to sign the player? then you have to actually pay the players every week on top of paying your staff and spending money on other various things like the stadium, advertisement, community projects etc.

They travel to London to steal and bag in the streets after the match.

Did you not notice how much better they were without him?

>liverpool trying to kill city players before the season starts

absolute scum

>i already forgot last season

more likely strong bait tho

Liverpool is horrible

I hoped for intrigue this season in Premier league...

Blatant red, dirty scouse twat

what the hell is on pep fraudiola legs?

is klopp's plan just to murder all city players in a glorified friendly? based if true

>Poop

What? Real football isn't FIFA Ultimate Team.

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>poop chimping out in a glorified friendly

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>win ball
>Spanish midget hurts himself kicking you

Out of position all season. Use Aguero as a midfielder and see how well he does.

>Cry about Spurs doing the same

>Guardiola booked
lel

Who is cute titless lineswoman?

because klopp has his niggers trying to injure his players

i want to care about this match, but it's hard to take it seriously when one manager is in a tshirt

Walkers suddenly bald after the summer

btfo

>poop seethe

based if true

>yellow carding the manager

YOU’VE LOST IT ATKINSON, YOU’VE LOST IT

how are you so quick?

both of them are in t-shirts

soon this will be Pep raging at a female official and he'll be banned from football

> he's gone up to the official he's put his foot up
Fuck pom commentators are soft cocks

David Silva's hair looks good now. Guess it was worth looking lobotomised for a couple of years.

bored, lads

based

Got a pretty nice setup for making them. Also I don't rely on streams since I got access to a lot of channels from both satellite and cable.

City's shirt look like a pajama lol

london is such a nice city

>london is such a nice city

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even worse

>alisson

1st - Liverpool
2nd - City
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Power Gap
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Who finishes 3rd and 4th?

Lol nice

Salah is so fucking shit, lads.

got blacks on your mind again, pal?

Bravo showing Alisson how it's done.

interesting

3rd Liverpool
4th Spurs

Manchester United
Tottenham

Spurs and Arsenal

Liverpool

>Man City has no history
>First manager to receive a yellow card

we have to assume Man Utd make top 4 now. they have spent 130m on their defence

liverpoop haven't even had a shot at goal

NEW THREAD
accidentally forgot to write thread 2, but it'll be ok

liverpool's entire gameplan is just football

AAHHHHHHHH SAVE ME SUPERMANE

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>gonez getting bullied by sterling
Jeez how weak can you be?

As opposed to basketball?

limmeh