/cric/ - Ashes day 4

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Not a fan of the electric buses in SPB, makes the city look cheap

wogs and abo genes

*preps the bull*

race isnt really a thing tbg
"white" is an american construction to compensate for lack of ethnic identity

Based Fred

grizzled by the climate

I think the real question is: Why do Pakis and Indians look the same when they claim to be a different race?

feeling a 0-0 series lads
also denly isn't a test player simple as unfortunately

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Sun and muscular convict genes

>england cheating again
getting really tired of this episode lads

Because race is primarily a social construct?

why are we bowling part-timers

Convicts sent to Australia tended to be of the lower classes, England cricketers come from Grammar and Public schools so are middle class so that's why they look so different

can we PLEASE get smith to a century before lunch

>made one joke post that was a nod to an ongoing joke on cric for the last 18 months not that you'd know you seething freshcunt

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pot, meet sandpaper

this.

Is the whole point of all these replays of stokes backfoot trying to make me angry or something? It hardly mattered, move on

SAME OLD AUSSIES

ALWAYS SEETHING

tool

different? try ugly lmao

Are they related to Jofra Archer?

Yeah righto lad, brb impregnating my wife with a little nigger baby because I socially chose to.

Fuck off

always wonder about this lad

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ali is cooked, denly is the replacement

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thanks mate needed to see this again

Until they find the sandpaper, we have the complete moral high ground

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what was the joke he made anyway?

>we
Which player are you?

banitsa

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t. BTFO by Ruru poster

Heals

12th player: the audience :)

stoke is 2-42
remember when lyon was like 0-90?

For me, it's LARPING about my made up travels around the world to anonymous strangers on the world's largest Bhutanese basket weaving image board.

Was being polite

Would love to take credit for causing his mental breakdown but actually am trying to figure out what even caused it. I must have missed the original post lol

Bound ary

based cazzie finally bites

as in do i remember yesterday? uhmmm sweety my dementia hasn't progressed that far yet ;)

Why not give rooooooot a bowl?

Will Smith score a century?

>people actually doubted Wade

Reminder that if have not been on Yea Forums since the 2010 Winter Olympics, you are a seething freshie and nothing you say will change that.

wtf i thought wade was shit?

yeah i wasnt

*hits your school books out of your hand*

Will Smith doesn't play cricket m8

drive.google.com/drive/mobile/folders/1oOwYZ8jiYTAhJQvwxjvt-MyJTVXI08OQ

Thoughts?

lets be honest if you were handsome in the 19th century you had no reason whatsoever to commit crimes because your face would open doors in the increasingly meritocratic environment. the only convicts sent down under were the ugliest mongs in society who had to pilfer bread just to feed his hideous face

Isn't Wade shit? Someone give me an answer.

Indian gf

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Wade is shit you utter casuals.
He has NOT looked good since he got out there.

reckon we should nick a pair of the autists gloves by the boundary

Leg spin looking far more dangerous than finger spin

really really really poor prose desu

I came here during the '10 world cup. Was 13 back then, here ever since

I thought they reviewed every wicket in case it was a no-ball? Or is that only for front foot no-balls?

Someone made this post , then I picked it up kek

in other words, bitchstow is completely cooked

upset ugly mong son of a bread pilferer SEETHING

retrospective ban desu

Archer was a missed opportunity

>disha patani

based

I'll be looking forward to bringing this matter up again when he comprehensively proves you wrong.

White Australians are typically a mix of English, Scottish and Irish. Then there are players like Starc who's Bosnian or somewhere else in the Balkans

KEK holy shit

Lucky it wasn’t a no ball then

dubs and something happens in this match

I think tiring out the one batsman who might save the game is further evidence of Root's master captaincy

Someone post cricket babes for me

I'll expect your apology within the next few hours.

wade powerhouse

wade looking unironically good

not with part timers, they're job is to bowl a couple and not let the batsman get used to them. Wade is still the weakpoint and the pitch is spinning a bit, taking the ball away from the bat and bringing the slips in should be a priority against the new batsman

Same race. Pakis we wuz about having arab blood

fucking love steve smith lads

>White Australians are typically a mix of English, Scottish and Irish.
so this makes them maximum ugly according to pozzstralian logic

yeah someone post ellyse perry

>smoth
GONE FUCKOFF

what's wrong with woakes?

worked for Burns

Floppy sunhat man myself in the field. Always liked that Broad keeps it alive.

Moeen was shit, why are people wanting him to have another spell?

Aren't you both anglos?

>Ottis Gibson, who has been linked with replacing Trevor Bayliss as England coach, has been released from his role as head coach of South Africa.
Haven't been paying attention, have the saffers been good while he's been coach? Not that he can do much worse than Bayliss when it comes to tests.

smith's running away with it at this rate

Normally the keeper, 1st and 2nd slip are the "brains trust" of the team.
>England has YJB and YJR and Roy

I hope we play Archer for the remaining tests with the single objective of trying to decapitate Steve Smith

How was it not a no-ball?

This would only apply to 20% of Australians

anglo is ethnicity
but australia has had a lot more european ethnic groups immigrate over the two centuries

reckon there'll be a cheeky smith wicket soon lads

It's not fair bros

Why couldn't the second coming of the goat be English?

well he dismantled the current Australian team

fucking smith wont get cent before lunch so now ill be going to sleep late

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they lost a test series against sri lanka and then finished second lowest in the world cup (only better than afghanistan)

genuine cringe when "ruru poster" replies to himself to make it seem like anyone enjoys his shit gimmick

Cos it wasn’t touching the line - they showed a second angle on the telly

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;)

Is Smith going to get boo'd again when he gets his 2nd century of the match?
Should he be?

Pretty gay lad
Nothing wrong with that tho

>Moeen Ali
Quintessentially English

toil on the morrow

Interesting, thanks. So are they mutt like yanks?

Once sroed 848 with Otis Gibson in a 94 england v west indies cricket simulator

Shit
They lost against Sri Lanka series (2/2 matches)

>Is Smith going to get boo'd
yes
>Should he be?
no

>Literally Who Khawaja
Quintessentially Australian

For me it's Marcus North

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yes
yes

Got to peel some spuds for lunch
Rather die desu

>no century before lunch
grim

Reckon england wont be able to chase down 290

The school bully closet homo strikes again

Ah. I'm only listening to the commentary and they were all speaking as if there was no doubt it touched the line.

>he doesn't know

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point of impact wasn't touching
not even, those 20% of Australians barely have any convict blood in them

for me, it's the floppy sunhat while batting

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smith decides its time for lunch and the umps follow suit

yeah but i feel its less memeworthy. i've known more australians than i have americans and its the americans who will bring up their "1/64th irish!!" cringe shit.

t. Liu Zhang

Yes and yes

He should be a pariah for the rest of his career

Sounds perfect for the job then.

Post Ashes CHADS

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that is fucking kino

it's the Aussies mate.

feel sorry for Stokes

surrounded by weak shitters

Silly poo, Yanks are mutts because they breed with mexicans who are even dirtier and browner that you are!

Gower actually did a whole segment saying it was a no ball and then they managed to find a side-by-side front and side angle that showed the initial impact was behind the line - was proper close though so not surprised people thought it was a no ball

ahahahaha shit were we 8/121 on day 1?

Beautiful

>only 1 bit of the potato actually has any nutrients in it
>you peel it off

This is the elite batsman look

German cricket

time for some cricket related content while we wait for lunch to finish

youtube.com/watch?v=eY-lz30hAq8

you spelt Smith wrong

it's not the same as yanks I reckon. white anglo is the majority, in the USA wogs are literally considered white.

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>clapping like tards because the english denied smith a century before lunch
>haven't actually dismissed him

This is clearly a very big brain crowd

Germany Vs Nigeria world test championship final 2101

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Birmingham is the Wollongong of England
What did you expect?

They understand that getting smith out on 99 after lunch is infinitely funnier than getting him out on 98 before lunch

High IQ stuff

noice gary

>@chilltweetss

genuinely reckon channel n*ne would just play ads for the next 32 mins if they could

Nice Gazza

>stream switches to F1
They trying to put me asleep?

I was properly proud when england's geraint thomas won the Tour Of France.

big if true

*looks at notes* yep

Mate the way things are going they're be giving standing ovations every time they muster up a dot ball against GOAT Smith.

it would generate less income because everyone would turn the tv off
which is exactly what I'm doing anyway fuck tubbs, heals and some dumb bitches and their awful analysis

gary's dead now

Well obviously but they know everyone would switch to another channel for 40 minutes if they did, so they have to try to sucker you back in by hyping up their gay lunch program.

LOL

Gary is dead

dead tired of these bureaucrat drones telling him which grass he can and cannot eat

>Player from Barbados who coached South Africa now linked with England
why the fuck don't they just former players from the system

Yeah true. I have over 15 convict ancestors but thats still only a fraction of my family tree

honestly can't stand mark taylor

the ashes brings in so many redditors
Disgusting

never respond to me again

God Smith is fucking good

NOOOOOIICCCEEEE GARY

warne looks thoroughly homosexual

really wish they could just eat lunch while playing

some of the out fielders could easily do it

proxy off warnie

Saw him before he died, rip in peace

not a redditor. Yea Forums has been my home board since 2010

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get fucked tubbs

based NEETgod

based josh

not a fan of this ch 9 cricket theme

*shags liz hurley*
*gets hair implants*
pssh, nothin personal kid

Aussie kids

Honestly why are Aussies so fucking based?

what do you reckon they eat for lunch

up and go and some oranges?

>australians
>people

I'm making mash you THICK CUNT

t. 1998 pakistani

thoughts on the ethics of advertising gambling services during the ashes? for me? completely fine desu

jacket potatoes

parma and a pint

oh my god daaaad

must be mad being south african

like genuinely mental on a day to day basis

'go 'za

>battered horse sausage for breakfast
>mash for lunch
grim

If you're mentally weak enough to piss away more than you can afford gambling you deserve to lose all your money

I also have no issue with it.

that music they play at the end of telstra ads is based. always reminds me of going to the cinemas

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This. Race is a pseudoscienctific anthropological construct which was and has never been accepted by any of the hard or the social sciences, it was however co-opted as propaganda by those that were willing to continue with the west African slave trade.

cancerous
t.used to work at a pub and saw deadbeat tradies lose all their wage in one night while their familia starve

genuinely reckon that would be very tasty

got some chunky Waitrose chips in the oven

God I love up and go

Think the reason that Hong Kong is undergoing so much turmoil at the moment is because cricket never took-on

cone and a farmer's union

yeah i know what you mean i lost $60 on the pokies the other week at the star. hah us punters though right?

fat cunt

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It's called stargazer pie, it's cornish, and if you like sardines on toast and pies in general it could be your new friend.

One oval in Hong Kong would take up the entire city

>not a 4 and 20 with a dare

Really appreciate the Britcunt and Irish tourists who feel the need to give us a constant update on their dull political opinions in a cricket thread it really adds to the thread

why didnt cricket take off in china?
small, physically weak people like people in the indian sub-continent - cricket is easily played

>he thinks you can't leave skin in a mash

oh i am laffin

>not a cone and a iced coffee breaka

dont be dramatic
even Singapore has an absolutely based cricket ground

is it hard to navigate through the bones?

boggles my mind that they still have a greyhound track

can of red bull and pie off the lunch truck

Thanks bro, feels good to be appreciated and amongst fellow cricketing enthusiasts, very comfy ta.

based Super Robot Waugh

From the stories I've heard about eh old days, one of the dishes (probably among many others) was a big pot of spag boll.

seen as a game of the bourgeoisie, same reason cricket didn't take off in russia

England have completely fucked this up oh shit
Australia could easily win this series

what's the reason for all of steve's gloves?
other than "autism"

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jack links (terakyi (of course)), up&go, and one of those mental macadamian bars covered with whitechocolate

Chicken Katsu Sushi and Pepsi Max

Just eat the bones la, it's sardines. Nom nom nom.

no money in it lad, thats a whole day of not sitting in mama ching daos shop selling knock off cigs and gutter oil to fellow locusts.

always liked him desu

Nah, differences exist between populations. The only reason why people say race isn’t a thing is because where you draw the line is blurry.

Why don't chinks play any sport that they don't cheat in?

looks like they went through some rough times

like Nadal and his bottles

china don't do well in team sports, for a variety of reasons

Why did cricket never take off in Chile considering around a million Chileans are of English decscent and loads of English went over there a while back .the real question

Rival teams have noted again and again and again: once you get ontop of Australia you really have to go for the throat, otherwise they'll claw their way back into the game and make you pay.

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no reason they should, they've been handheld through life

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But "where you draw the line" is "blurry" for any spectrum.

there's no point if they can't cheat to win

calling it now australia will win the series

Official power ranking of post-2005 ashes:

2015
2010/11
2013/14
2009
2013
2017/18
2006/07

sleep or stay up and watch smoth get his 100 lads

a day in the life of an amer*can

>Mitchell Johnson:"I wanted to be a tennis player growing up".
>Agnew:"What happened?"
>MJ:"Too hard, went to cricket instead"
kek

KEK

K E K

/cric/lets BTFO

Why did he bump her? Seems excessive.

Exactly. Colour is technically a “social construct”

K E K
E
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amazing

Argentina was saying that cricket used to be big down there and in Uruguay some of the old association football clubs were founded as cricket clubs. This is going back 120 years or so.

>tfw it turns out Hong Kong has a decent associate cricket team

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bam margeras having another breakdown

Just so I don't sound like I'm a 'prisoner of the moment' but would just like to reiterate that Bairstow, Buttler, Mooen all look like complete dogshit

Australia are just better at cricket and always will be
They're pathetic at every other sport , just let them have this

Well I wouldn't expect you to agree but the 2013-14 ashes was the best I've watched in my adult life.

thought my glove pun was very good but instead some webm of grim americans gets all the attention instead

Cricket would be harder in a different way, easier too though.

Freshcunt

/cric/s own brave statscunt played for Hong Kong

The fact that the line is always blurry is indicative of the inherent subjectivity of the proposition. It's just not science.

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

who

that was good kid

It's like toppling a pile of cans over, who could resist

Wondering what a Jackass XI would look like

was a good post mate made me chuckle

thanks lad

On this guerrilla cricket radio they're drinking beer and been calling Bairstow a shit keeper for last hour of that session lmao

letting that one through lad

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>They're pathetic at every other sport , just let them have this

we're great at swimming, and have won the most rugby world cups 2nd only to NZ. we also continously punch way above our weight in the olympics you rat cunt

WASTED AND WOUNDED

>What is the greatest ball you ever bowled?

>The one that gets brought up is Alastair Cook in the second Test at Adelaide in 2013-14. In the situation of the game it was a crucial ball.

>Another one that wasn't seen was Brian Lara in a second XI game that wasn't seen. First ball I hit him on the pads plumb in front and the umpire said not out. As I walked past him I asked him what was wrong with it and he said "mate, they're not here to watch you". Two balls later I bowled him and got booed by my home crowd.

absolutely based

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Chinese cricket is a fucking Reddit meme
Will never happen
Iran, Nigeria and the United States are the big future 3

Why did wogs never take to cricket like they did to wogball? Is it too complicated and slow for them? Is because they're expected to act with decorum? Is it because there's no such thing as a dive?

why they add those fake crowd noises?

He was in the tony hawk vidyas

I still laugh hysterically every time i see this.

I thought he was dead lads

HH

>there's no such thing as a dive?

you can dive for the ball. saw it before on the boundary

atmosphere, it's like canned laughter

instagram.com/p/B0vedjmBAVp/

pls call dr phil

Every single sport >we've lost has been due to corruption, prove me wrong

The colour blue is subjective. In some languages greens and blue are the same word.

low IQ
Uncultured

HE BOWLS TO THE LEFT...
HE BOWLS TO THE RIGHTTTTTTTT
THAT MITCHELL JOHNSON
HIS BOWLING IS SHITE!

wew if that second one is true

based 9gem reminding viewers to switch to 9gemHD and witness Smith turn into a god

multiple losses in bledisloe cup

in russian light blue and dark blue are completely different colours

dont get it desu

There's more than enough deception in cricket

windies in the 70s would peak aus in 00's anyday prisoner

it's probably bollocks but it's a cool story regardless

>a "dive" in cricket
>a move where you get physically dirty but your character stays metaphorically clean

Nah the wogs wouldn't like that mate.

Soccer is very accessible due to the low equipment requirement.

14 (fourteen) sets of gloves

In Spain I'm considered blond when my hair is definitely brown

Sometimes it's hard to hear them tbeh

unironically watched every delivery of that series
youtube.com/watch?v=YzhzQiW4rtY&t=12s

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mark butcher mogs on that fag the bard

We're talking about wogs mate.

yeah kids on the streets of india are playing with expensive equipment

Johnson was a who, everyone wanted to see Lara bat

Blue is not subjective. What colour is a blue sky? Stop this insanity, even the colourblind agree that blue is a colour.
The subjectivity is in the hue of blue, and if some language has no word for some thing it doesn't make the existence of that thing any more or less real.

in English we used to not have a word for orange, so we still call stuff red, like red haired people, even though they aren't red because they're terms that predate the word orange

>sacrificing Woakes to save Broad being mentally JUSTed
weak

Highlights reels don't do him justice for that series.
The part I enjoyed was the atmosphere of anticipation, the visible fear on the English players faces, and the wicked bouncers you don't get to see which set up some of the wickets.

Turn it up la

i thought wogs were niggers
im a mutt and it was one of my nicknames

why the fuck would anyone want to live in Spain
Hideous sounding language when spoken by Spanish people and it's full of Spanish people

>another mass shooting in Ohio
What the fuck is wrong with Americans?

Still my favourite series ever.
>record crowds
>harris and johnson in absolutely unbelievable form
>glorious threads on Yea Forums
>saw australia lift the ashes in perth
>saw the kino cook dismissal from harris
>so much banter that a english players literally retired
>based harris bowling with exploded knees but still hammering the poms
Then it was followed up by another kino series in SA.

Wogs are Mediterraneans

Stops his hands from being too sweaty in the gloves.

Is aqua a greeny blue or a bluey green?
I literally don't know.

i understand in australian parlance a "wog" is everyone between dover and australia

Aye, and in English there usedn't to be words for purple and pink. I think pink was just red, light red, purple I'm not sure but it came over as a French word with the Normans.

2 in 1 day and the cric is still more interesting

Hairy palms.

what are bogans then

LADS
are you ready to scream OYE HOYE when smith scores his ton? We'll be heard across the country

True blue honest Australians mate.

>what colour is the sky

What race is this man?

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Warne loves mark taylor

When Johnson bowled it was much watch tv.

When he got Broad out in Adelaide it was pure Kino. Him and Harris were bloody great that series.

The stereotypical meth addict whiteoid you see on youtube videos

Bogans are based australians

must be language barrier then sorry las

ngl that ads show looks pretty good

Aqua is a green. Turquoise is exactly between blue and green.

People who use the word 'wog'.

That's a dero mate.

I'm not a massive fan of the language but life is pretty good for now. Won't be here forever. I'm not in one of the Brit enclaves mind

Australian untouchables

get it smith

Aqua is closer to blue than green.

Thought bogan and dero was interchangeable

APOLOGISE

Cant forget the kino haddin batting

Based Stove

BASED SMITH GOD

time for bed lads keep his wicket safe for me

SMITH

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BACK2BACK HUNNEDS

BASED
can go to bed now

based

ELITE

literal modern day GOAT

STEVE SMITH YOU FUCKING BEAUTY
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All deros are bogans, not all bogans are deris

Haven’t you been there for yonks? Also, do you speak Spanish?

It is, not your fault.
Technically in the English language Wog is derived from Golliwog which is derived from an Arab word for some sort of desert ghost or some shit which they sometimes used to refer to their nigger slaves.

Australians however redefined it to mean southern Europeans.

>entire field off side
>hit a cover drive for a boundary on 99

based desu

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ELITE SMOTH

AUSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Based Smith
>Based Smith

STEVE SMITH IS THE GOAT

It’s completely subjective though.

Congrats to Steve Smith on another fine innings. He is the 2nd player after Trescothick to score a century in both innings at Edgbaston.

so fucking based. they couldnt even summon up a boo against him but even if they did he wouldnt give a shit -- his team mates are cheerin for him. based are smith.

BASED GOAT REDEMPTION ARC
BASED GOAT STEVE SMITH

Why does Smith look so weird?

BASED SMOTH

yeah these whiteys need to take a long hard look at themselves quite frankly

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just one look at steve smith makes me want to kill myself out of hopelessness

yep. it's based

When you're getting absolutely shat on by the guy you're booing, it just makes you look pathetic

Britbong genetics.

he has autism

how did Bradman never get two centuries in a single ashes test?

how will Englel recover?

Wog Vs deano
Who wins

I've seen another Spanish flag in here before so you might be thinking of someone else. I've been here a couple of years (left after but not because of the Brexit vote). Didn't speak the language when I moved but more or less do now.

>being named Amar Amar

Not true. There are plenty of deros who aren't bogans.

Nah deros are the methhead cunts who live in flats and lurk around shopping centers asking for spare change.
Bogans live in houses, sometimes comfortably, and do burnouts in their fleet of beaten up old Falcodores which they keep in the front yard.

His eyes and mouth don't seem right though? I think he's a reptile person. I'm going to /x/ to get confirmation of this

smith is literally the best batsmen ever

Steve Smith is literally the greatest batsmen of all time.

would make a double in the first and win by an innings

Just proves batting is so much easier than bowling, dude was a spud bowler but somehow turns into one of the best batsman of all time

lmao so true

He was being attacked by bees the whole time too, didn't even give a fuck

Based

simmer down now

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Mohammad amir mate

not even the best for his country

he could never be, his odi record is shit

the upside of this all is that i wont need to bother writing out a suicide note i can just print out a photo of steve smith's autismo mug instead

and he's got a big fat asterisk next to his career

* bats on roads *
LITERALLY THE BEST BATSMAN
fr*ck off hindu

wade proving the cazzies wrong

so is India's, yet you still like to trumpet your own horn

When does Paine start thinking about a declaration?

Tipping wade to get second highest runs for Australia in this series.

what did you mean by that?

>2 mass shootings in America in less than 24 hours
Will these people ever learn?

Shane Warne was suspended for one year and nobody gives a fuck. Smith will be the same.

20 mins before end of play today, assuming Aus run rate stays good and lead is ~300+

Odis dont count you low IQ brown barbarian

*chokes*

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let them kill themselves

When does he start thinking about declaring his career?
>can't bat
>can't bowl
>can't field
>we've already got plenty of spare keepers

someone shot up a food festival a few days ago as well

smith is literally the best test batsmen ever

beaven is literally the best odi batsmen ever

these fucking umps just letting the ozcunts grab a new balls whenever they damn like while we're stuck chucking around a tennis ball for two hours

Why does Smith act like he's swatting flies after he leaves a ball?

a shame fatguts wasn't at that walmart

>literally does fuck all in the most important games of his career
kek
KEK
K E K
meanwhile smith has just saved his team with an unbelievable ton followed up by another glorious ton in the second innings

this, when are we going to get a bowling wicketkeeper

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>2 mass shootings
>0 livestream footage

When will they learn indeed.....

i guess it really is a dead end job

english CUNTS
what the fuck is their fucking problem?

white people's brains are fried

England have been absolutely shit at cricket since 2012

he's literally batting right now
youtube.com/watch?v=z8kxSEmP0A0

theyre SEETHING

>we've already got plenty of spare keepers

You'd need two, one at each end.

YA DADSKILLED HIMSELF WHEN HE SAW YOUR GINGER MUG

he coulda doid

who cares

>literally assaulting a fucking player because you're losing so fucking hard
England should be ashamed, they're not white rn

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How's the pitch behaving?

>poeen shooting arrows instead of guns
hmm

>hughes
;_;

loooooking grimmmmmm laaaaaaads aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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For the purpose of your analogy clay would be better than colours

Bairstow just gave it a go

enjoyed this one

>per 10,000,000 population
lmao nice try whiteboi

>smoth is the best test batsman in the world
>bane is the best odi batsman in the world
>"b-but...stats...kohli..."
there's a reason someone like mccullum is remembered as a great even though his averages are really not impressive and someone like voges is just remembered as a guy with a good batting average

Come to think of it you're right. Here we have skangers which aren't exactly bogans but a close enough approximation.

fucking kek
I completely forgot about this

Yeah retard, it’s proportionate.

literally made that face at smith too

ahhhh now this is comfy/cric/
so glad we don't have those jabbering Indian cunts by the wicket mike anymore

GOATges is remembered as a guy the selectors should have put in the team much sooner if they weren't too busy flogging the MARSH dead horse.

what will australias lead be by the end of this inning, lads?

i reckon 275

Alright lads what the fuck is with Steve Smith's gloves? Is he really autistic?

whitebois tryna be like "sure we kill more people but it's proportionate" hella lol

>Smoth making glove souvenirs for Englel players to hand out at the Ashes presentation
thinking he'll sign them later

>drug dealers killing eachother vs white incels massacring random innocents

>tfw got my battlestation up to 24 degrees

Who comfy?

Never go to Adelaide

Can we get a consensus on what this new 'squirt' shot is? Been hearing it more and more from commentators

THWACK

>1.1% of the population vs 72% of the population

is smith making 300 then?

Switching to the F1, so I expect Smith out any ball now.

Oi mate you're really grinding my gears now so I'm going to take the time to explain all the reasons why your point of view is flawed.

they probably get sweaty quickly

Ah yes all those asian and Native American street gangs in the USA.

the incel cope

Stupid question.
I was under the belief that you couldn't take guard completely covering the stumps. If this is true, why are players allowed to step across and completely cover them prior to the ball being bowled?

hopefully riccardo is taking hamilton to town so you can really just get pincered by superior australian athletes

got a cat on my lap watching the cric, very comfy

This fucking loser blathering about ball tampering and saying CA went easy on them as if the situation wasn't the complete opposite lol. morons.

riddle me this whiteboi: which race is responsible for most of america's mass murders? hmm?

It's when you don't follow through, usually because the bat is too close to the ground, yet the ball shoots out nicely anyway.

Not to be confused with a punch.

you can take guard wherever you want
covering the stumps just makes you more prone to LBW

smith's leaves are fucking ridiculous now

the muslim terror attacks (arabs) are counted as white in America.

no questions are stupid :)

>asian street gangs don't exist

13do50 foreign trash

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mad how smith has basically won this game when he should be banned and or in jail

anyone else reckon life is a bit shit? Literally all I have ahead of me is a week of toil

I'm going to put a lot of effort into debating you now because you called me whiteboi.

proportionally by far it’s arabs

you can stand anywhere you want, that's why LBW exists

he is 100% autistic, it's great. he also has his gloves numbered because he doesn't want to wear 2 gloves that didn't come together in a set.

pet them for me, good lad

made me kek
t. seething whiteboi

smith is genuinely some kind of savant

...

maybe not clinically autistic, but he's definitely got OCD or something

kino

>imagine if more autists start playing sports

The dismissal of Anderson at 4:10 is one of the most satisfying wickets Ive seen

They're fucking seething hard. He's going on about Ian Chappell and sledging for the past half hour now lmao. This shit was all started by them at bodyline, they deserve everything they get.

why'd he have to make that face at him though?

>2013 was 6 (six) years ago

i'm not gonna make it bros

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Out of the loop here lads so help me a bit. Are there still any lads with some proper pace out there anymore or they all 80mph poofs?

just think
in another six years time we will already be halfway through the 2020s
that decade's identity will have already formed, with new music and graphics and ideas

>kino series in SA
best summer of test cricket I can remember for a very long time
cricket.com.au/video/highlights-australia-win-a-thriller/2014-03-05

lmao he's just taking the piss now

>Ali bowling again
lmao

why ali is so shit

>that match where SA prepared a green lumpy pitch because they thought it would help their pacers bowl Australia out
>but it just allowed Mitch Johnson to tear through their batting lineup instead

Peak Johnson really did make for the best serieses's

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